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Quote# 64230

Well they are all pretty much the same thing. In case you didn't know communism is based on Karl Marx's (marxism) The Communist Manifesto. And socialism is pretty much the same thing. The latter types of government interfere with every single aspect of life; education, health, etc. Obama is a Fascist, he wants complete government control. I'm not a republican, I'm a libertarian. Libertarians believe that government should stay out of people's lives--less government, more freedom. Government help is not always the solution, is usually the problem.

MangoMantra, Yahoo! Answers 42 Comments [7/30/2009 8:43:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Lord X
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Quote# 63808

I agree with Geoff Rogers on one point only. He says "our laws should be based on observable reality". So take your blinkers off, Mr Rogers.

The evidence for the existence of God can be clearly seen in the wonders of the universe, and therefore God warns us in Romans 1 that nobody will be without excuse on judgement day. People choose to ignore the evidence so they can do what they like, foolishly thinking they are not answerable to anyone. Take God out of the equation and we can legalise anything. All kinds of evil can be justified.

You mockingly talk about faith in God, Mr Rogers, but let me tell you it takes more faith to believe we descended from monkeys (where did they come from by the way?) or that we and the whole universe resulted from a giant explosion out of nothing. Come on! Get real.

The euthanasia lobby is loud and forceful with regular letters on these pages trying to deceive us. The pain factor is not the issue at all, it's about usurping God's power and control over us. Did we have a say in our birth? Why then should we have a say in our death?

Nobody has mentioned near-death experiences yet. How do you explain them, Mr Rogers? When describe their soul/spirit leaving the body and can accurately report back all that was going on and said while clinically dead? What about those who see Angels and meet Jesus in heaven? Some I know have even seen hell. They come back changed people with a different view on life after death and the reality of Jesus Christ.

M Rowe, Letters to the Editor, The West Australian, 3 July 2009 31 Comments [7/30/2009 8:32:35 PM]
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Submitted By: nichevo
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Quote# 64220

[All this for saying I'm agnostic and explaining that man doesn't know everything about the universe on my profile]

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Churchwork, Biblocalty 57 Comments [7/30/2009 7:16:45 PM]
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Quote# 64471

In an article entitled "Does President-Elect Obama Bring Hope for Animals?" PETA quotes Obama as saying,
"I think how we treat our animals reflects how we treat each other. And it's very important that we have a president who is mindful of the cruelty that is perpetrated on animals."
Interesting. Wikipedia reports in its Animal Rights article,
"On November 24, 1933, the ...animal protection law, was introduced, with Adolf Hitler announcing an end to animal cruelty: ..."In the new Reich, no more animal cruelty will be allowed."
Himmler likewise is famous for preaching kindness to animals
Perhpas this area needs more study.

RobSmith, Conservapedia 104 Comments [7/30/2009 12:54:01 AM]
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Submitted By: MDB
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Quote# 64402

July 21st, 2009
4:25 pm
I saw a close-up of the “supposed” birth certificate from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Check it out for yourself….The Certificate Number is: 151 1961 010641

Now pay attention here.

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

Now add up the individual digits….
1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

You know what that means?

18 = 6 + 6 + 6

Do I have to spell it out for you? 666 people!!!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

Lord Jesus, COME QUICKLY!


Church Lady, Atlanta Journal-Constitution 65 Comments [7/30/2009 12:49:27 AM]
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Quote# 64392

You all need to beg the Lord God for forgiveness. Death happens every single day! IMAGINE!! YOU CUOLD DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW! Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!! I PRAY YOU ALL LEARN TO KNOW AND LOVE JESUS BEFORE YOU DIE LIKE ALL MORTALS MUST DIE! The peace and love of the Lord be with you all!

#992287, FSTDT 65 Comments [7/30/2009 12:48:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 64389

People have sex with people of the same sex for their own sexual gratification, there's no God involved in that. You want to ejaculate, and women want to reach orgasm, that's why you have sex with another person of the same sex. You are not doing God a favour, you are doing yourself a favour. Other people have sex with objects like vibrators and I can assure you that God didn't make them to have sex with vibrators. The reason they are having sex with vibrators is to satisfy themselves, the same way you satisfy yourself. Or did God create vibrator-squee human beings as well?

Don't fool yourself, you know very well you want satisfaction out of your own selfish heart. The same way other people want satisfaction from little children, or Michael Jackson with little boys, or R Kelly with tweens, or some sickos with animals. God didn't create you that way, you are just addicted to sin and sin controls you life. That's where Jesus comes into the picture, He wants to relieve you from sin slavery. You can be non-gay again, like Adam was!


rza, MyADSL 77 Comments [7/30/2009 12:48:03 AM]
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Submitted By: cyghost
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Quote# 64381

[How will gay marriage ruin society?]

it will bring God's judgments on the nations, how are children suppose to obey the commandment "honour thy father and mother, so that thy days maybe long in the land the lord your God giveth you?" when they adopt children. So are they hoping that mothers will give up their child so that they can foster it? that is like waiting for someone to have the pain of giving up a child It ruined marriage between a husband and wife, as they make a mockery of it, Also it ruined for two women who arent lesbians to walk down the street together as friends. or for two women to share an apt. People now look askance at those situations. where at one time, no one thought anything of it.


Sylvia C, Y! Answers 53 Comments [7/30/2009 12:47:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Tommytheawesome
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Quote# 64216

[Like I said above, I work with 30% hydrogen peroxide. It isn't blue. If you drank 30% hydrogen peroxide it would remove the lining of your esophagus. I have spilled small amounts of it on my hands and it ate the outer layer of skin off before I could wash it off.]

And I guess you will keep ignoring my posts that bring out the differences between the two, which make for a different molicular structure. So I'll be more direct.

Questions:
1) Is the solution you work with under more the one atmosphere of pressure?
2) Is this pressure used to holding the bonding of the extra oxygen molecule, also used in the chemical you work with?

Did you know that liquid oxygen is blue? So extra oxygen in water would do what?

ikester7579, Bibleforums 45 Comments [7/29/2009 11:58:07 PM]
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Quote# 64458

My son lives with his father (major custody battle last year).

His father practices witchcraft - I'm not talking speaking curse (which he does) - I mean something more demonic and senister than that.

He plays Dugeon and Dragons, DragonballZ and Vampire Games, etc.

I am a minister I raised my son in the ways of God - LITERALLY.

He (my son is 13 years of age) gave his first sermon last year prior to him running to his father (long story).

My son visits me every other weekend.

When this whole ordeal begin, prior to my son coming to visit for the weekend (two days usually) I would smell sulfar - STRONGLY.

When my son visit - this ordor was so strong I had to make my son take three baths and was his cloths and wait a day before the ordor would leave. (It is not as strong now as it was)

Recently my son has physically attacked me - knife, hammer, baseball bat, etc. I had serveral people on the phone praying with me - while dealt with that spirit and somehow get to my son.

Recently I found a 20 page paper that my son wrote - a fictionary story he made up dealing with witchcraft and demons. Hear the name of some that he mentions in his story: Master Zarkon, Zeto, Nateko - my son in the story is a Warlock. It has graffice language and drawings of weapons. - THIS IS NOT MY SON.

The last encounter I had with this spirit (and I know it was a spirit) it growled at me.

msproverbs31, Ministering Deliverance 144 Comments [7/29/2009 1:57:44 AM]
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Quote# 64455

Bible skeptics, did you know the Bible predicted global warming?

The Bible reveals that in the near future, there is coming a time of great distress upon the earth: “And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken” (Luke 21:25-26).


If the Bible is not divine, how could they have specifically predicted climate change thousands of years in advance?

Naomi, Y! answers 73 Comments [7/29/2009 1:57:03 AM]
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Quote# 64444

[What's so wrong with bikinis?]

I wonder just how many rapes and child molestations by old men who cannot get a woman otherwise were caused by scantily clad women. Now that would be an interesting study.

This society is sick, sick, sick. We cause people to sin and then put them in jail when they do it.

Sick!

Muldah, Yahoo! Answers 94 Comments [7/28/2009 4:53:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Tykittää
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Quote# 64468

[The whole site is hillarious, but this is one of the best parts I found on it]

BOAST OF A 13 YEAR OLD GOD HATER

Hi,I am a 13 year old atheist... Adult atheists will not admit it, but this is why I am such a diabolical kid. Atheism, which is really true satanism, prompts me to cause trouble. I cause a lot of trouble for my parents, and they are afraid of me. I deliberately make school hell. I like taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids. I like giving the teachers and principal a hard time. They also are afraid of me. I like to make a name for myself among my friends so I do things deliberately to get in trouble with the law. I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me. Hey, atheists have fixed the laws of american in such a way that I am not afraid to do anything wrong. I can do anything and nothing will happen to me.

athieststooges, Athieststooges.com 84 Comments [7/28/2009 2:35:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Deftera
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Quote# 64464

[Responding to a woman who found out that her son was gay]

Scotty: send him to a straight camp. if you dont know what it is, look it up online.

Kris: Get on your knees and pray. Pray until your knees are worn. God can do more than anyone else can. He will help your gay-demon-plagued child's soul.

The more you're on your knees, then less your son will be.

Halifax: Imo you should of locked him in the attic untill he stopped being gay, best solution, worked for my friends son.

Scotty, Kris, and Halifax, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [7/28/2009 2:35:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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And Stay Out!

Getting quoted isn't a good thing, even if it is 'ironic'

Quote# 64294

I hope the government gets rid of you assholes. I seriously fucking do. christians of all types need to die. Many people don't know this but religion is what started the government so people who formed a civilization (civilization you could say is like the government but benign and without forced taxes). People who support the state and democracy are no better than people who are religious (assholes)

Cthuluman, FSTDT comments 80 Comments [7/27/2009 5:51:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Lord X
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Quote# 64287

Biblically speaking there is a man – somewhere in the Old Testament - who went spilling his seed onto the ground and was promptly cursed for that. Contraception is just that – spilling good seed onto the ground. This is the reason why we are facing hunger, wars and strange diseases i.e. we are drinking from the cup of Gods wrath

God, in his infinite wisdom created a natural system of checks and balances and mans attempts to play God can only lead to disaster. There is enough in this world for everyones need but not nearly enough for everybody's greed. I must jeer at economic arguments for contraception.

From a traditional point of view, contraception is alien and unnatural. Children are a gift and belong to society… they are a sign of bounty, good tidings, continuity and wealth. They are blessings. There are natural methods of family planning that do not involve contraception and they have been used since time immemorial.

OR, Mashada Forums 72 Comments [7/27/2009 5:51:16 PM]
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Quote# 64435

I recently re-read George Orwell's 1984. In it, all the party members have a daily ritual called "the 2 minutes Hate". They gather in front of a telescreen to watch Big Brother talk, and then the most hated enemy of the state, Goldstein, is shown. All the party members scream, beat their chests, throw things at the screen, and generally let out all the vile feelings they may be having because of their miserable existence and focus it all on this one object of hate, Goldstein.

The liberals are a miserable lot, and Sarah is their Goldstein.

BoGo, RR 82 Comments [7/27/2009 2:24:41 PM]
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Quote# 64431

Eating fetuses is MURDER & CANNIBALISM. This is one reason why abortion should be banned. People will probably eat fetuses when abortion is made legal.

Karl, Listverse 112 Comments [7/27/2009 2:24:26 PM]
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Quote# 64422

[Regarding the lawsuit brought by the FFRF to prevent religious engravings at the US Capitol Visitor's Center.]

Congratulations FFRF, you’re correct about one thing – but wrong about another. First of all you’re correct that the engravings will exclude you. This is the intent. We want you excluded. Keeping idiocy out of the mainstream is a healthy goal.

Doug Billings, examiner.com 50 Comments [7/25/2009 12:33:44 PM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 64366

My wife is going to get baptized in a about a week.. Today she came up to me and asked me an interesting question.. She was wandering if she is on her period during the baptism will she be considered unclean, since in the old testament there are some indications this female time period was considered unclean.


Julian4jc, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [7/25/2009 12:22:14 PM]
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Quote# 64345

(RR fan mail)

Naturally at a young age, I was extremely into the end times. During my years of 4th grade when I was about ten, the whole Left Behind series was all the rage. So I read them. They freaked me out of my mind. I remember even being so afraid, so scared that God was going to take me through this time that I would sit up late at night asking God to kill me before the year 2008. Because God gave me a strong feeling that when I was 18, in 2008, the prophetic ball would start rolling. Mind you, I was ten years old. All I could think about was how I was going to get my head chopped off if I didn't take the mark. Either that or starve to death because I wouldn't take it. Not exactly the brightest future for a ten-year old.

Anonymous, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [7/25/2009 12:17:26 PM]
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Quote# 64205

the world starting to be a global government is one of the last signs of the end time, and rebuilding of the tower of babel.
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I am so glad, come back soon JEsus!

satelite implants for the 666 mark of the beast is already underway!Get ready to say you are not Christian in order to buy food.
They will swipe your chip in order to validate your answer.

Gee Whillakers, Y! answers 50 Comments [7/25/2009 12:14:33 PM]
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Quote# 64317

[Thread: Muslims takeover my neighborhood - advice?]

If I were in your situation, I would probably move because I would not want myself or my family surrounded by islam, but I can understand why many people would rather stay put and tough it out. For one thing, there are doubtless going to be many opportunities to witness there. There is a growing muslim population in my area too and I see a lot of burkas, but it does not feel overwhelming yet. Though once an area starts approaching 10% of its population being muslim it starts to be a real issue because it attracts more of them and your city becomes a hub for islamic activity. That's what happened with hindus in my area. I moved into my neighborhood about ten years ago, and when some hindu families moved into the neighborhood across the street more and more moved there because they like to stick together. Pretty soon all of the other families moved away because they no longer felt welcome (indians can be surprisingly racist) and now it is almost 100% hindu. Then, last year they built a huge, awful hindu temple nearby because the population had grown enough to support one. With three mosques, that sounds like what might be happening to your area. I'll definitely be praying for you!

CharlotteCow, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [7/25/2009 7:51:41 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 64312

Evolutionists are so bizarre. They think we are screwy for believing in creation, when creation simply says, 'God did it'. Not really all that hard to comprehend. But to bend, twist, and contort the way evolutionists do to try to make things fit, then claim it as some sort of science, is just absurd.

Faulty, Rapture Forums 68 Comments [7/25/2009 7:50:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 64282

I haven't been posting for a while, for a variety of reasons, but I really MUST post this.

Condoms do not work. They simply cannot guarantee to prevent either pregnancy or infection 100% of the time. This has disastrous consequences.

A friend of one of my friends, a girl of 15 years of age, recently had sex with her boyfriend. They used a condom. They used it properly. They were not drunk. They believed they were being responsible and indeed did everything that modern medicine and education tell young persons to do. It tore during intercourse. It failed completely.

The sad thing is that she was so terrified upon discovering this, that the day after she took the 'morning-after pill', a chilling euphemism for what is essentially a chemical abortion. She did not even know whether she was pregnant or not.

YET THIS IS THE ACTION ADVISED IN SCHOOLS ALL ACROSS THE UK.

"DO WHAT YOU LIKE, AND CONDOMS WILL PREVENT CONSEQUENCES. IF IN DOUBT, ABORT."

Because society had so conditioned this poor girl - a charming, friendly, good natured girl -into believing that condoms were a secure license to unconstrained sexual activity, she felt free to do as she pleased without any risks. Secondly, our quick-fix society then pressures her into abortion, explicitly telling young girls that they must abort THE VERY NEXT DAY, in effect giving them less than 24 hours to make an actual LIFE OR DEATH DECISION!

This is sickening!

Why can nobody see the cataclysmic folly of this kind of thinking?

Augustine, Love of Your Love 85 Comments [7/25/2009 7:46:34 AM]
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