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Quote# 64250

[Responding to a poster who is planning to have an abortion]

Jeez woman it's called USING A CONDOM
if you can't handle the responsibility of taking care of a kid there is adoption
you are the sickest person i have ever heard of
you don't deserve to be cheered up you deserve to become infertile and then sent to jail murderer!
I'm 14 and i guess i know more about birth control and condoms than you do
keep your legs closed and no more babies will get killed
your a murderer and you should go to hell
i wouldn't even cheer you up if you had one abortion
if you don't want a kid then
1)use a condom and/or birth control
2)keep your legs closed aka abstinence
3)get your fallopian tubes tied
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I hate people who get abortions
they should be ILLEGAL

dimondrw7, Yahoo Answers 78 Comments [7/23/2009 4:47:05 AM]
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Quote# 64219

its pretty stupid to defend the perversion that is homosexuality while attacking people who get aroused by animals, dead bodies, etc. or people who enjoy eating other's feces

if you think about it, there ARE creatures that live solely off another's feces, yet there has yet to be a strictly "homosexual species" (hermapherditic animals dont count since they have both body parts)

this means that homosexuality is vastly MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL than coprophagia (eating bodily waste)

littleboy1999, http://www.topix.net/forum/news/sex 54 Comments [7/23/2009 2:41:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy
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Quote# 64337

It says in the Bible, that after Adam and Eve had Cain, Abel, and Seth, that they had other sons and DAUGHTERS... there you go! Because there were not many mistakes in DNA/genetics at that point, you could marry your sister. Consider the Panda bear, it has VERY sharp teeth, yet only eats plants. Animals, including dinosaurs, were originally created to eat plants... after Adam and Eve sinned, many of those same dinosaurs now DID eat meat, as did humans. But most dinosaurs, especially in their younger years, were only the size of sheep or dogs. The Bible says that GOD brought the animals to Noah. Two of every KIND, not two of EVERY animals. Two DOGS, not 2 wolves, 2 coyotes, 2 dingos, etc, just 2 DOGS. So, given the immense size of the ark and bringing on only 2 of every KIND of animals (young versions that would have lots of their lives ahead of them, but able to reproduce), there would be room on the ark for ALL of them. VERY INTELLIGENT!

nathanstetski@, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (cinemamontreal.com) 64 Comments [7/22/2009 8:11:03 PM]
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Submitted By: BdN
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Quote# 64251

[A girl is asking for advice after being raped by her boyfriend]

you're in a consensual relationship....I don't think its technically rape though it is inconsiderate. You also admit to not stopping him. I imagine in a rape there is a lot of fighting back and saying no. I probably would not classify this as rape just a rude bf.

beccatoo, Yahoo Answers 61 Comments [7/22/2009 7:29:25 PM]
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Quote# 64243

[House Strips Funding for Abstinence Education]

"We've got news for the condom worshipers," says Leslee Unruh, President of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse, "abstinence education is not going away any time soon. Taxpayers will not tolerate their money being used for ideological latex-only programs and the molestation of their children's minds and future."

Leslee Unruh, Christian News Wire 59 Comments [7/22/2009 7:26:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 64239

Homosexuality is a choice. How else would you explain the unusual rise of homosexuals in the last 10 to 20 years. I see it more as a fad/hype really. Kids see it's popular so they do it and most remain that way because they seem to like it. So yes, it's? a choice. 50 years ago the homosexual population was not even 1% of the total population in the U.S and now all of a sudden it's between 10-20%. Perhaps TV is what's causing this, nowadays most cartoons for kids even show homosexual behaviors.

infernalcross, YouTube 52 Comments [7/22/2009 7:25:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 64242

Cable channel MSNBC host Keith Olbermann gave [Wiley] Drake more exposure this week when he named Drake the "World's Worst Person." In video aired on the station on Monday, Olbermann cited Drake's admission that he prays for the death of President Barack Obama as his basis for the selection.

Drake said he has prayed for Obama's death, though "98 percent everything I pray about him is very positive."

However Drake also said he's directed to pray for ill against his enemies by Psalm 109, which asks for punishment for evildoers, and even considers such prayers a "duty."

"If anybody has a problem with the prayer we're praying, they need to take it up with the man who wrote it, because it's not me," Drake said.

Pastor Wiley Drake, OC Register 59 Comments [7/22/2009 11:58:17 AM]
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Submitted By: The Watcher
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Quote# 64201

Dracula devised a plan to rid society of the burden of all the country's beggars, sick, old, lame and poor. He invited them all to a feast. Little did they know that it would become a house of horror for them. He fed them well and got them drunk and then made his personal appearance and asked them, "Do you want to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?" Naturally they all said yes! Dracula then ordered the palace boarded up and set on fire. No one escaped. Dracula was a madman. I do not want my child associated in any way with such a degenerate reprobate, do you?

Tragically, there are an increasing number of teens and young adults into the Gothic movement and its offshoot Vampirism. And I must tell you they really drink blood! I counseled a young man for quite some time that got involved in this. He had been a Bible College student, but was expelled after he was caught drinking his own blood. Another young man told me of how he and his girlfriend were into Vampirism. Part of their ritual included sex and then cutting his arm and drinking the blood. He said "the blood lust soon overpowered the desire for sex. It is a demonic craving and desire. It grows and feeds." He went on to say, "Id see people in certain situations and wonder what it would be like to taste their blood, the saltiness of their blood."

Pastor David L. Brown, Ph.D., Logos Resource Pages 86 Comments [7/22/2009 11:57:03 AM]
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Quote# 64176

[Reply to a post about concerns over a talking cheerleader doll that says "whoopee"]

I would get rid of it immediately, OUT off the property. You can sense there is something wrong with it so destroy it!

Evil spirits can enter objects such as a doll and use it to terrorize a family. I recall dealing with a lady who vividly remembers a talking doll when she was a little girl one night jumping off the shelf and walking towards her while she was lying in bed. The doll was trying to communicate with her. These are evil spirits within these objects attempting to establish a stronghold within a family and a home with the purpose to torment.

"Rescuer" (Jay Bartlett), Ministering Deliverance 65 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:40 AM]
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Quote# 64170

[Trifecta?]

The Jews are under a terrible suspicion the world over, and for good reason. Anyone who does not know this, does not understand the Jewish problem. Anyone who merely see the Jews as "a tribe which secures its existence with exchange and old trousers, and whose uniforms are the long noses," is being misled. But anyone who knows the monstrous accusation which has been raised against the jews since the beginning of time, will view these people in a different light. He will begin to see not only a peculiar, strangely fascinating nation; but criminals, murderers, and devils in human form. He will be filled with holy anger and hatred against these people of Satan. (John 8:44)

The suspicion under which the Jews are held is murder. They are charged with enticing White Christian Children (and sometimes blacks to keep them under control - and if necessary they will run black children down in the streets with automobiles to show the blacks their power, and that the blacks had better mind their manners or the same will happen again and again. We all witnessed this a few years ago in New York city when the car of Rabbi Shneerson ran over a black child. And as usual the Jews bought off the blacks who were inciting the mobs against them; if they had been unsuccessful in this they would have had the blacks who dared not be controlled murdered) and at time White Christian adults, butchering them, and draining their blood. They are charged with mixing this blood into their masses (unleaven bread) and using it to practice superstitious magic. They are charged with torturing their victims, especially the children; and during this torture they shout threats, curses, and cast spells against non-Jews. This systematic murder has a special name, it is called ritual murder.

canuck27, Argue With Everyone 39 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 64167

because we have had some increased demonic presence around our house. we did a house cleansing while I was going into my daughter's room I heard these demons screaming "she's going to find us"-they are so dumb, but they lead me to a hidden harry potter cards The demons screamed when I burned them. but the one that spoke 'ra" said that he and 4 others were behind harry potter. praise God for his Holy Spirit to guide us. peace romans 37

math 10;26 do not be afraid of your enemies everything that is secret will be revealed, everything that is hidden will be brought out into the open.

romans37, Ministering Deliverance 73 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:26 AM]
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Quote# 64162

Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

Pastor Max, His Church 67 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:23 AM]
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Quote# 64152

Sally Kern is a hero! She is one who is brave enough to stand up against sin! How many others in authority have chosen to say nothing. Homosexuality is WRONG-it IS a SIN, and God has NEVER 'created a homosexual'. We are created in the image of God, so if gays & lesbians claim they are "born that way" they are a liar & uneducated. They certainly are not created by God to be gay. So guess you have been"made that way" by ----Satan!

Consider the error of your ways- because I do not wat the gay & lesbians to go to hell- but thats the road they are headed down.

Barbara Sue Davis, http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9144998774 36 Comments [7/22/2009 11:56:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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Quote# 64141

[a review of the movie "Bruno]

Terrible Film, This was a waste of time. I'll never get that chunk of my life back, but what I can do is prevent you from wasting yours. This movie is not funny in any way, and it attempts to derive it's humor from Homosexuality, but IMO gays aren't funny they are sick/diseased. There is no cure for this disease either forcing people on the streets to be exposed to it.

If the alley is dark enough and the hour is late enough one or several of the diseased may even work up the courage to force themselves on an innocent civilian. I ask you people not to hate the homosexuals, for they cannot control themselves. Eventually people will realize this and the laws will improve. They need to be able to deal with this growing threat in an effective manner. There has got to be a way to cure this disease! Until then the only advice I can offer you people is to stay away from those you perceive as homosexual as they will not be able to control themselves around you obviously leading to some very unpleasant/unfortunate situations where they may be in a position to expose themselves to you or children.

Eventually the laws will be changed to accommodate this growing threat and the loose ones will either be lobotomized and castrated or locked up and reeducated into the hetero mindset.

Thanks for reading my review.

roc000, IMDB user reviews 50 Comments [7/22/2009 11:55:49 AM]
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Quote# 64137

It is only fitting as the CSA was FORCED to have the USA replace all OUR Southern flags with their US Federal Flag of racism – yes – it is the Federal US flag that flew over ALL the slave ships, not the CSA flags ! Educated people know this and do not make fools of themselves making comments that I’ve read from the Yankees who have infiltrated here ! The CSA FORBADE their flags to fly over anything to do with slavery or hate ! Those who know true history cringe from the racist US Federal Flag that is in our faces everywhere remindng us today that WE ARE ALL SLAVES TO THE FEDERAL US GOV’T TODAY ! !
The CSA flags stand for FREEDOM ! The CSA is STILL its own nation and has the right to fly their own flags ! The CSA NEVER surrendered ! WE are just illegally OCCUPIED by the USA Federalists !

Carrie, fitsnews.com 53 Comments [7/22/2009 11:55:43 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 64065

[video of Obama meeting the Pope]

The pope was not checking Obama's booty. He was looking for the tail.

Gigantosapiens, AOL News 29 Comments [7/22/2009 11:55:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 64226

Just because Christians are more likely to go to prison doesn't mean they are more likely to commit crimes. For example, perhaps Christians are so honest that when they do commit crimes, they always turn themselves in.

Elliot, Y! answers 95 Comments [7/21/2009 12:05:35 PM]
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Quote# 64195

I believe their is enought evidence out there to support the belief that dinosaurs were walking the earth 2,000 years ago. And I can say that, because ancient art shows us such dinosaurs. Yet it is todays science, that ignores this evidence.

Campbell34, City-Data 106 Comments [7/21/2009 6:26:18 AM]
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Quote# 64197

Atheists, how did leap year occur? While computing the days of rotation of earth around sun, one extra day..?
..was found which could not be adjusted since it wasn't a full day. So, the extra day was called a leap day which was added to every consecutive fourth year. Now, how did this occur? Where did this extra day come from?

In Bible, it says in the book of Joshua that God stopped Sun in the sky which did not move until Israelites won a war. It means, the rotation of the earth was stopped for sometime, which caused extra time requirement for the earth to finish its regular rotation around the sun, thus causing extra time added to the whole period of 365 days.

You see, everything is true in Bible when scientifically explore each of its incidents.

TiGeR, Yahoo! Answers! 81 Comments [7/21/2009 12:51:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71
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Quote# 64185

I heard something yesterday which left me breathless. Maybe all of you already know it, but here goes.

When George Washington was inaugurated, he and the entire Congress dedicated this country to God. And the place where they did this? On a street which is now part of the well-known "Ground Zero" in New York City.

God allowed for us to get a wake-up call on 9-11, but I had no idea what a stunning call it was.

Pray for our country.

CarlaL48, RR 63 Comments [7/20/2009 6:22:18 AM]
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Quote# 64120

Strange Vampire Dream

I just moved into my new (old home in value, new residence for us) two weeks ago. Since we have been here, I have been having really gross nightmares, my husband and I have been fighting constantly, we are always financially broke, and are 2 and 1 year old are always crying, having middle of the night screams while they are sleep, or just plain behavior problems.

The other night I had a terrible dream that I was in Bess, Louisiana (a place I'd never heard of--that's where the vampire said he came from). There were hundreds of the vampires everywhere dressed in biker-type outfits. They had whips all over there backs as though they'd been beaten. Their teeth were like sharpened nails and they were bald and muscular. They had blood on them too. I remember walking down a hallway with a minister from my former church. He seemed deceptive and something kept saying "the cord blood" or something like that.

I don't understand the dream. But I think it has a lot to do with our home. I found a Harry Potter trade card before we moved in here. There's always a strange knocking or noise. Plus I always feel someone or something is watching me or standing over me. A spirit of fear overcomes me.

Did I mention that I am pregnant and feel like it is trying to make me lose my baby.
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To God Be the Glory!

kizzypooh, Ministering Deliverance 88 Comments [7/20/2009 6:20:17 AM]
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Quote# 64186

[Re: a study on swearing's effect on pain]

Next you'll hear "murdering your children or having an abortion can take years of stress off your life..."


Warrior X, RR 83 Comments [7/19/2009 4:09:50 PM]
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Quote# 64113

It is weird....we think 0bama to be something other than Christian, and we feel like he favors the Muslims, even extending an olive branch to them. On top of that, most of us don't like him. The radical Muslims on the other hand think he is Christian and looking out for their interests. They also don't like him. How bad has the world become when we actually have something in common with the terrorists?

Never alone, RR 67 Comments [7/19/2009 2:19:38 PM]
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Quote# 64093

[Can gays be Christians? Apparently not...]

My test is [to] substitute another sexual sin and see if it makes sense. Would we be talking about a survey of porn-using Christians or incestuous Christians? That sounds stark, but that's, I believe, the appropriate biblical analogy. I think there are Christians who struggle with the sin of homosexuality -- but proud homosexual Christians? That's an oxymoron to me in the same way as I would say proud adulterous Christians. And so, I think we have to be very careful because I see the tactic of the Emergent Church and the Christian left is to start talking more and more about 'gay Christians,' and what they end up doing is demonizing the so-called 'Religious Right' and saying that the Religious Right is all wrong in the way it has talked about homosexuality.

Peter LaBarbera, Right Wing Watch 54 Comments [7/19/2009 1:24:46 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 64091

The Treaty of Tripoli was signed in Tripoli on November 4th, 1796. The English text of the treaty was approved by the U.S. Senate on June 7, 1797 and ratified by President John Adams on June 10, 1797. It was recently discovered that the US copy of the Arabic version of the treaty not only lacks the quotation, it lacks Article XI altogether. Instead it seems to contain the text of a letter to the Pasha of Tripoli from the Dey of Algiers.
The person who translated the Arabic to English was Joel Barlow, Consul General at Algiers, a close friend of Thomas Paine--and an opponent of Christianity. It is possible that Barlow made up Article XI, but since there is no Arabic version of that article to be found, it's hard to say.
In 1806 a new Treaty of Tripoli was ratified which no longer contained the quotation.

God is in a good mood!, Y! answers 35 Comments [7/19/2009 1:24:43 PM]
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