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Quote# 64946

The response to Hurricane Katrina and Rita set a new standard for prophetic apathy. There is no point in American history where we have witnessed a financial disaster of such magnitude that has not caused the general population to wonder if a supreme being is trying to tell them something.

Instead of seeing people turning to God, I've observed several examples of open defiance to the Creator. After Katrina struck New Orleans, Jon Stewart of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" made a series of blasphemous remarks. In the first program to follow the storm, Stewart challenged God with an, "Okay tough guy" remark. In reaction to President Bush's call for a day of prayer, Stewart said, "Shouldn't we have a day of shunning the Almighty?"

In the days leading up to Hurricane Rita's landfall, Stewart and company topped their previous mockery. One reporter, when asked why we are having so many hurricanes, said, "God was just being some kind of a [short for Richard]." A couple of days later, Stewart opened a show by asking the creator, "What part of 'God bless America' don't you understand?"

I think it is fair to assume that the cast of the Daily show will not fare very well on Judgment Day. Because it takes silent Christians to allow such blasphemous remarks to continue over the public airways, believers need to be mindful of their own culpability.

NM, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [8/20/2009 8:44:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 34

Quote# 64930

"Homosexuals – and IV drug users – brought AIDS on themselves, and I have only a little sympathy for them. They fall in the same category as winners of Darwin Awards."

1. We have known since 1984 how AIDS is transmitted. The people who caught it prior to 1984 are dead. If people get AIDS from sex or sharing needles, they are responsible for their own condition.

2. There is a part of the Homosexual subculture that fetishizes the deliberate infecting of one's self and others with HIV.

Gregory of Yardale, Moonbattery 42 Comments [8/20/2009 8:42:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 46
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64969

Well...I knew this was Coming for a long time. I always thought that one day our freedom would be taken away. I always knew back in my younger years, some people were giving the Government TOO MUCH POWER and that these people in the Government would eventually go on the Path OF EVIL. Power Hungry & Greed....Fuels these People in Demon City. or Demonic Control City.

There will be Forced Abortions & Forced Suicides. (these are Grave Sins, Evil to the Fullest) Religious Freedom Beliefs...
And Also,
This Healthcare is intruding on ones rights to Religious Freedoms of not having Healthcare. Someone doesn't want it, Okay the Gov't says "but you will be FINED"...Fined on Something you don't believe in.
That is Intrusion on your Belief System.

No One is Talking about these Issues....On Being FINED on Something you Don't Believe in...Being Fined on Religous Beliefs....Not one Radio Host has talked on this point, not even one Real Republican rep., if there are anymore.

April, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [8/19/2009 5:22:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 56

Quote# 64959

I'm black. I thank God my ancestors were slaves. It was the white man who introduced my people to the true and living God whom you do not know at this time. I will pray that you come? to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Right now you fellowshipping with the devil.

pattiejames, Jay Bakker's Speech on Gay Marriage 59 Comments [8/19/2009 5:20:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 71

Quote# 64956

"Homosexuals reproduce by molesting children and seducing vunerable young teenagers."

hanger18, CARM 61 Comments [8/19/2009 5:20:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 98

Quote# 64943

I went to a public event

I cannot say where or with whom I spoke with. I don't want to cause this person problems. I will say my husband and I spoke with an elected official. He is a christian. He said, "off the record" that the democrats and some republicans in government are trying to make our country like Europe and the rest of the world. That Obama's agenda is definitely to make us like France. That the rest of the world thinks that America's way of living is too prosperous. We are so much more advanced, and we consume more than all of the rest of the world, that they are trying to bring us down to their level, instead of helping the rest to come up. They don't like capitalism, so they are actively seeking to destroy and restructure our country from the way it is. All the stuff that seems like it's being done on purpose, is. I know that none of this is new to people here, but it was so strange to hear someone who knows, in person actually talking about the things we are guessing at here on the boards. I just wanted to share this with you all. He also said he sees great tribulation and upheaval coming to us because so many here (I mean in our country) are against it, and the government knows we are. He kinda hinted at more, but it seemed like speculation so I won't repeat it. This is the information that he was adamant about.

LadyJ, Rapture Ready 81 Comments [8/19/2009 5:16:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 37

Quote# 64937

Your website is devilish, u don't know how much damage u are doing to yourself and others. I can't believe that u disrespect the God who created u and gives u the air to breathe every single second of your life. Hopefully u can ask for mercy soon before its too too too late. I will repent if I where you. Man I will sure pray for you; you need it.

jahsgirl, http://exchristian.net 33 Comments [8/19/2009 5:16:13 PM]
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Quote# 64924

[Fundies fighting each other... No emphasis added.]

Well after seeing this tripe, I now understand that you know nothing of Jesus or the Bible.
Two things:
1) you claim to be a prophet
2) you claim the name of God. Are you claiming to be God?

Your every post is blasphemy. You insult every believer on this board with your cultish lies. You are NOT a christian. You deny the resurrection of Christ, you deny heaven and hell, you embrace the lie of reincarnation instead of any sort of an after life.
You are a False Prophet.
You are a False Teacher.
You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, out to deceive the flock.

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [8/19/2009 5:15:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 73
Submitted By: Roxolan

Quote# 64935

Rox, the Bible is either what it says it is and is 100 percent correct, 100 percent of the time or it is 100 percent wrong. it is not a buffet that you come and pick and choose what you agree with and not. either Jesus Christ is what he claimed or he was a wack job and should be disdained. i Know the power of God in my life and i know that rest that comes from having my sins completely erased. this life that i have found is so consuming that i have lost my self in it and i love every minute of it. when you come to Jesus and really know him your life will change forever and you will not want to go back. if you do not know him, he is the answer to every question bar-none. you have to know Jesus to understand why we believe in blind faith. it is a peace that passes all understanding. as a believer we can go before the throne through Jesus our mediator straight to the Father himself and talk directly to him. what a mind blower to talk to God himself and then see him answer your prayers. forget the huminist and turn to Jesus before it is to late. maranatha!

rapture-me, RaptureReady 51 Comments [8/19/2009 2:44:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 17

Quote# 64909

Smiling with you all and waiting for our ride. Some of the cute remarks in this thread reminded me of what I tell my Wed night preschool class if anyone wants to know what Heaven will be like. I just smile, get in really close and say, " Heaven is prettier than glitter!" Oh the looks on their faces cannot be described. Big wide eyed wows and smiles from ear to ear.
I believe our white robes will be prettier than glitter, as well.
Personally don't care where I am when He comes for us either. Just come, Lord Jesus.

PurpleRobe, RaptureReady 57 Comments [8/19/2009 2:43:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 34

Quote# 64974

We are hearing today of religious pluralism — that all religions are the same. And they would have us believe that Islam is just as good as Christianity. But I’m here to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that Islam is not just as good as Christianity. Christianity was founded by the virgin-born Son of God, the Lord Jesus Christ. Islam was founded by Muhammad, a demon-possessed pedophile who had twelve wives and his last one was a nine year old girl. And I want to tell you, Allah is not Jehovah either. Jehovah is not going to turn you into a terrorist that will try to bomb people and take the lives of thousands and thousands of people.

Jerry Vines, Florida Baptist Witness 73 Comments [8/19/2009 5:04:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 39
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64972

We're importing Hinduism into America. The whole thought of your karma, of meditation, of the fact that there's no end of life and there's this endless wheel of life, this is all Hinduism. Chanting too. Many of those chants are to Hindu Gods -- Vishnu, Hare Krishna. The origin of it is all demonic. We can't let that stuff come into America. We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.

Pat Robertson, stoppingthehate.com 62 Comments [8/19/2009 5:04:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 53
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64934

Oh! And one other bit of breaking news. Satan has used evolution to deceive the masses, mostly intellectuals, but he is now through with that and has gone to his next plan of deception. His new plan is "tolerance." All roads lead to heaven, everyone will eventually be redeemed and we must all come together and give each other a world "group hug".

Satan destroys one group, and once he has them, he goes to another.

Evolution is now in the same bin as the flat earth theory and Atlas holding the world up on his shoulders. Hope he doesn't shrug.

Brinkley, RaptureReady 65 Comments [8/19/2009 4:46:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 39

Quote# 64927

I voted for the Florida equivalent of Prop 8, and I'm all for living peaceably with gay people. In fact, from what I've seen of the protests and everything, it is largely the gays who don't want to live peaceably with Christians, Mormons, or anyone else who refuses to openly accept and celebrate homosexuality.

Adam, Moonbattery 41 Comments [8/19/2009 4:44:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 45
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64908

(The Rapturds are speculating about the hot new bodies Jesus is going to give them)

So we will all be like dolls? Bald bodies?

Or maybe we will be able to change body hair and hair length, by will. No razors or scissors necessary.

But what about plucked eyebrows? Most women love doing that a lot. Very few women don't pluck their eyebrows. We're gonna have plucked brows there? Or will they all be grown back?
And what about makeup? Its hard to picture wearing makeup up there...

TwinklingOfanEye, RaptureReady 73 Comments [8/19/2009 4:39:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 44

Quote# 64916

In respect to atheism and deception, prior to Charles Darwin publishing his evolutionist work On The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection or The Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life, Darwin wrote in his private notebooks that he was a materialist, which is a type of atheist.[1] Charles Darwin’s casual mentioning of a ‘creator’ in earlier editions of The Origin of Species appears to have been a merely a deceitful ploy to downplay the implications of his materialistic theory. [2]

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 33 Comments [8/18/2009 9:06:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 31

Quote# 64958

Among the camp’s practices, posted on the blog of a youth whose parents are forcing him to attend:
1. Kids in the program are not allowed to speak to anyone, not even their parents, for at least the first two days.
2. Kids are not allowed to go anywhere unless they are accompanied by at least two other participants, one of which has to have at least 8 weeks of prior indoctrination.
3. Kids are not allowed to keep a journal or a diary
4. Kids are not allowed to discuss what goes on in the program with anyone, not even their parents
5. Kids are not allowed to have contact with any family members other than parents, who also go through the program
6. Kids are not allowed to have any physical contact with any human being other than a hand shake or a pat on the shoulder, and only when authorized.
7. Kids are not allowed outside of a small geographic area within Memphis, even if accompanied by parents, without prior written authorization
8. Kids are not allowed to listen to any music that is not explicitly Christian (Bach and Beethoven are specifically forbidden as being non-Christian)
9. Kids are not permitted to enter restaurants that serve alcohol
10. Kids are not allowed to speak after 9:00 p.m. under any circumstance
11. Kids may be placed in a state of isolation where they are not allowed to communicate with one another"

Straight Camp, blog - NYC Liberalism 242 Comments [8/18/2009 6:27:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 326
Submitted By: JennyB

Quote# 64929

Modest proposal: we allow homosexual marriage, but ban protease inhibitors, and let Nature take its course. The virus has a right to live too!

Jay Guevara, Moonbattery 71 Comments [8/17/2009 9:21:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 70
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64915

Oh I hope He does come soon. This world is going down the toilet so fast. I know I shouldn't fear, and I don't for myself, but I have a wife and 8 year old son. It's them that I don't want harm to come to. I just can't imagine what would happen if they showed up at our doors and said it's time to go to the "camp".

With how many times I've written our congressman, written letters to the editor for our paper, belonging to multiple Christian and political websites as well as being an elder at our church, I'm sure I'm already red flagged. Well, at least I know my eternal security regardless what happens, and therein lies my hope and joy, that I will forever be with the Lord! But even so, come Lord Jesus, come! Right now would be good.

Acquitted, RaptureReady 84 Comments [8/17/2009 9:20:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 52

Quote# 64904

Creation has been unanimously proven. The guy who made it (God Almighty, The Great I AM) said "I made it". No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said. There are a lot of people who despite this utterly perfect track record however, choose not to take Him at His word. Thus, we have evolution and all sorts of zany man-made ideas. Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion.

I'm sticking with my Lord Jesus and His flawless and all knowing perfection at everything VS the utter failure of mankind at everything.

TimothyK, Rapture Ready 91 Comments [8/17/2009 6:26:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 76
Submitted By: Roxolan

Quote# 64921

Our church practices courtship and this is how we do it:

Prior to 18 the girls and boys are NEVER alone together. They do everything in group activities... group means 7 or more.. not an even number for pairing off and there must be an adult present as chaperone.

At 18, if two people are interested in each other, they stand before the congregation and announce their intention to court. The whole body is responsible for keeping them accountable. They can now go out alone but the girls parents must okay each session. No later than 6 months later, they must either begin a 6 months counseling session for premarriage or they must separate (no harm, no foul). After the 6 months if they so desire, they may marry at any time provided the pastor who does all the counseling and the two sets of parents agree and give their blessing.

Our girls and boys have a 99% rate for total purity at marriage... meaning their first kiss was at the alter. We have a next to 0 divorce rate and the kids totally buy into this, they are not being forced.

jeaucamon, Rapture Ready 132 Comments [8/17/2009 2:13:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 162
Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 64888

[The American Psychology Association declared that mental health professionals should no longer tell their gay clients they can become straight]

There is a gay lifestyle that is "chosen" and it appears there may be conditions that are congenital. I've often pondered the reason God commanded death for homosexuals in the Bible, and it was likely for the protection of society due to a condition that was difficult to eliminate once it took hold. Many gays have hundreds of partners and the psychological and physical damage that can do is staggering.

Funny, isn't it? If this was a plague, the doctors and research scientists would be scrambling to find a cure or vaccine and issuing precautions to the public. But instead, they ignore this plague and try to help homosexuals to continue to live with this plague and spread it to others.

I've often wondered if a "cure" was discovered for homosexuality, would the gays take it? No! They enjoy their sin and will kill anyone who gets in their way.

Brinkley, Rapture Ready 87 Comments [8/17/2009 1:53:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 73

Quote# 64900

I'll say anything I damn well please and when I please against you little commie twerps and your attempts to nationalize my and my family's healthcare. I can't wait until one of them comes near my house with malice a forethought towards my family.

If they want a warning, I'll give them one. Look for my flag:

"Every one who knows the Texans, or who has heard of them, would naturally conclude that they never would submit to be disarmed. Any government that would attempt to disarm its people is despotic; and any people that would submit to it deserves to be slaves!"

This flag will be flying high in my yard when these little libtard weenies dare come near my house threatin' to crush my family. Whichever one of em' can still crawl after I fill'em with a few hundred rounds, I'll hand them a mop and bucket so they can wipe up whatever's left of their little commie comrades. Bring it on you little leftist shits!

Clingtomyguns, Moonbattery 132 Comments [8/16/2009 8:26:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 74
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 64897

Atheists don't try to apply their dogmatic beliefs to the lives of the? people? What's global warming then?

faro0485, YouTube 72 Comments [8/16/2009 8:25:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 59
Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 64878

Also, be very careful not to touch people of the other sex. Be careful when you are walking not to bump into the other sex, as that might tempt you more into sin. As you can imagine, this is probably difficult in large crowds, so I would advise to wear covering clothes, because, similar to as ben mentioned, even when someone else sees you with suggestive clothing and looks at your lustfully, you have already given more of yourself.

Another great way to avoid physical contact with the opposite sex is to give side hugs. They are great at showing the person that you care, but if the front of our bodies touch, it will lead me down a path I don't want to go.

Sam Lovetro, Facebook 94 Comments [8/15/2009 4:31:47 AM]
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