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Quote# 66073



Answers in Genesis, Answers in Genesis 80 Comments [9/30/2009 11:09:12 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 66059

i will execute you. the police wont save you

God told me to MURDER you...

pz and his entire family will burn in HELL...
police won't save that fucker from me...

you will be executed without mercy...

you have forfeit your lives...
and the police wont save you...

see, the entire university is going to be destroyed because of blaspheming PZ...
this will be sent to every member of the University...

police won't save that fucker from me...

did you know that blasphemy is punishable by DEATH and I am here to execute all of you?

Dennis Markuze, Pharyngula 48 Comments [9/30/2009 11:06:38 PM]
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Quote# 66045

''
Psssh, of course the good Samaritan went to hell because he didn't accept Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, it doesn't matter if you're a good person, you just have to be Christian to get into heaven, haven't you learned anything here?''



KnaverAbounds, The Fighting Fundamental Forums  32 Comments [9/30/2009 10:38:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Obito-san
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Quote# 66044

The real problem is that everyone wants to believe in evolution because is discredits God our creator. Its feels much better to put the blinders on, for now anyway, and think that we are not to answer to a creator. Then we can live just as we want because we are just animals and the God of the universe is a fairy tale, right? By the way, universe means a single (uni)- spoken sentence(verse). "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth". Choosing to reject God and accept evolution takes more "faith" than believing in the Bible and understanding creation as it is given to us. Sin is the problem, men like darkness and the Bible is a Spot light. One day God will let people have their way in rejecting Him and there is a place for those sadly. Heaven will not be filled with people who don't want anything to do with God. Repent and accept Jesus Christ as your only means of salvation. Read your Bible, seek God and he will reveal Himself!

PHILIP, www.examiner.com 32 Comments [9/30/2009 10:36:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 20
Submitted By: wautd
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Quote# 66042

Our motto is: God said it --- that settles it.

People must think we're kidding when we say that.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 43 Comments [9/30/2009 10:34:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 26
Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 66029

[Re: a Muslim prayer event]

Yes. We began as a naation of freedom. Do you think we are still that way today? Or are we rather, a nation of complete acceptance of everything... welcoming the voices that are NOT of the God that our nation was founded on? Do we accept other religions and their teaching or do we stand for Jesus and His Word (Who died for us?) When do we say, "I cannot support this"?


twisty58, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [9/30/2009 10:28:50 PM]
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Quote# 65975

The difference is that when a "pro-life" advocate kills someone their actions prove that they are not authentically pro-life. It's kind of like a vegetarian who eats hamburgers.

On the other hand, when a pro-choice advocate murders a disabled man like today, they're just doing what they always do. It's just that this time their victim is older than usual.

Lou, Grace Centered Christian Forums 54 Comments [9/29/2009 10:48:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 65955

Newly-wed Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to say a special prayer together before having sex.

The specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

Catholic Truth Society, Ananova 61 Comments [9/29/2009 10:43:02 PM]
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Quote# 65943

You guys are totally wrong!!! There is proof the GOD is real!!!! Read the BIBLE!!!! How do you think the world came about? GOD MADE IT!!! How do you think you got here, know you will say yout mother and your father, BUT WITHOUT GOD, YOU WON’T BE HERE!!! THINK ABOUT THAT!!!! GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!! READ THE BIBLE, EXCEPT JESUS IN YOUR HEART AND REPENT NOW!!!!!

k, IN Atheist Bus 94 Comments [9/29/2009 10:40:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 65918

I have never liked the idea of "forbidden fruits". The extreme view would be "let the try everything so they will know what they are missing." My sister raised 5 girls under very strict conditions, but with love, and today they are all married, very well adjusted girls, and all have a close walk with the Lord. Also they are grateful that they were shielded from the ugliness of the world.

BLESSED_BEYOND_BELIEF, Rapture ready 40 Comments [9/29/2009 10:35:45 PM]
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Quote# 65910

[The Liner notes of self described ex-High Priest, ex-Satanist, ex-Vampire, and born again christian William Schnoebelen's 9 hour "documentry" film about the occult]


Forbidden Knowledge, Occult Rituals, Secret Priesthoods, Spells, Luciferian Initiation,
Illuminism, Ceremonial Magick, Vampirism.

This was his world : Adept, Occultist, Satanic Priest, Black Magician, Vampire.

Lured into the occult with the quest for knowledge, this nine hour video chronicles the life of an
adept in service to the darkest powers of planet earth until saved from a horrible fate.

Discover the preparation, initiation and the "bringing over" of the initiate into the world of vampirism. (Note: This is about TRUE vampirism. Not just the kind of people who pretend to be vampires by drinking blood)

The other-worldly initiation by a being of immense power that claimed him for its own.

The reality of vampires and werewolves and the positions they hold in the dark world of the occult.

The secret priesthood that helped him survive.

The lust and hunger of the true vampire and how it destroys its victims.

William Schnoebelen, Interview with an Ex-Vampire: A True Story 66 Comments [9/29/2009 10:33:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 45
Submitted By: Giveitaday
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Quote# 65876

Right, hypothetical situation, say you are walking minding your own business then you see a burning car wreck, and the people inside are ostensibly meat eaters- won't you, by saving the people inside, in return have caused the deaths of the hundreds/thousands of cows/chickens/fish that they would consume throughout their remaining lifetime? Or lets take this a step further and exaggerate the situation even more, say the people inside are serial killers/nazis/israili war criminals/ jihad extreemists/child molesters/etc - should one follow the general "value all life" rule or should one indeed look at the laws of causality and how rescuing them might bring some good karma to you in the short term but in the long term by rescuing them you might indeed recieve some very bad karma?

yuriythebest, newbuddhist.com 49 Comments [9/29/2009 10:27:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Antichrist
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Quote# 66108

[All because Obama dared to make a speech addressing school children]

Is it bad that I just want to cry? I seriously just want to go home. I'm so sick of Satan coming after our children!!!

heart_changed99, RR 67 Comments [9/28/2009 5:13:37 PM]
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Quote# 66102

I agree. It's not the anime specifically, but the distraction caused by it. It's a preference thing. Personally, I think the internet is the common factor. For one who is really into anime, the internet is a great place to get at some of the more obscure titles. We, because of Satan, are a common target amongst atheists on the internet.

So, you could say that Atheists + anime + internet = RR trolls. Of course that's a sweeping generalization that isn't going to be true 100% of the time, but it seems a logical explaination in my mind anyway.

fracturedInfinity, RaptureReady 81 Comments [9/28/2009 5:12:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 55
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Quote# 66096

I have always been afraid of Muslims. I remember the last time I flew (in '89 I think) I was on the plane and 2 men were sitting I think across the aisle talking in a foreign language. I was terrified that they were hijackers, and I was almost in tears the whole flight. In retrospect I think they may have been speaking French. But it was so scary for me at the time....

RHCCapri, RR 126 Comments [9/28/2009 6:37:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 151
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Quote# 65854

On a recent apology by the British Government for Alan Turing's treatment (and other homosexual men of the time) who were either imprisoned or given oestrogen injections because of their sexual oreintation:

"1. Turing knowingly engages in criminal behavior.

2. He's caught.

3. He's punished.

4. He doesn't like being punished so he kills himself.

5. The British government owes him an apology.

It's the jump to (5) that I don't follow"

Tim of Angle, new scientist website 71 Comments [9/28/2009 6:28:26 AM]
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Quote# 65828

MEXICO CITY, Mexico (CNN) -- A 44-year-old former drug addict and alcoholic who now works as a minister was the sole person responsible for the brief hijacking Wednesday of a commercial jetliner, a Mexican official said.

The suspect, Josmar Flores Pereira, told authorities he hijacked the jet on Wednesday because the date -- September 9, 2009, or 9/9/9 and 666 reversed -- held some significance for him, said Genaro Garcia Luna, the secretary for public safety.

"He said that because of that divine reference, he wanted to alert Mexico City of an earthquake," Garcia told reporters.

He added Flores had been convicted of armed robbery in his native country of Bolivia, had lived in Mexico for 17 years and had gone to Cancun from Mexico City the week before to attend a religious meeting.

"Christ is coming soon," he told reporters before being escorted off.

Josmar Flores Pereira, CNN 34 Comments [9/28/2009 6:27:47 AM]
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Quote# 65800

[In the thread, Why Is Mary's Virginity So Important?]

In addition to all that has been posted, I add this. Joseph saw the events surrounding Mary's cousin Elizabeth, her husband having been struck mute for doubting the angel, etc. He received visions after Jesus was born. He was there when the wise men sought out Jesus and brought him gifts. He was there for the great Theophany when the angels sang at the nativity and the shepherds came to give adoration. He witnessed Simeon's recognition of Jesus as Messiah during the presentation in the Temple. And of course, Mary told him of the angel Gabriel's message.

Being the holy and upright man that he was, and given all that had transpired, would Joseph even contemplate intercourse with Mary?

Would any man among us, were we in his shoes?

Gerard Nadal, Catholic Answers 85 Comments [9/28/2009 6:27:34 AM]
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Quote# 65786

Since you are on this website, you probably have a general knowledge of the two competing political camps in America, liberalism and conservatism. Surprisingly, a lot of people who live their lives in a conservative way vote for liberals, which is against their self-interest. To understand why this happens, let's look at the basic idea behind liberalism.
Liberals core principle or ideology is that the government should do for people what they cant do for themselves. This gives the government more power at the expense of the freedom of the people.
For instance, liberals don't think that people in general are capable of taking care of their own health. So they set up huge government agencies like Medicaire, Medicaid, and are even trying to nationalize health insurance. Of course, it takes a lot of tax money to pay for these liberal programs.
Liberals don't think people are capable of providing their own meals or paying their bills, so they set up Welfare programs and hand out food stamps and WIC (more tax money).
Liberals don't think people are capable of planning their own retirement, so they set up Social Security and block any efforts to change that broken system (more tax money).
Liberals don't think people are capable of managing their own education, so they set up public schools which happen to be run by more liberals (more tax money).
Liberals don't think people are capable of choosing their own lifestyle, so they pass laws that tell people what they can and can't eat and drink, where they can live, what they can listen to on the radio or watch on tv, what kinds of cars they will drive and how parents should raise their kids (less personal freedom).
Basically, liberalism is the belief that the average person is too dumb to take care of themself, so they need a big government to take care of them. Liberals believe that they are the smartest and most caring people, so they should run the government (more tax money) that takes care of the poor dumb people .
People vote for liberals because the idea of helping their neighbor through liberal social programs sounds good. But instead of helping them, these government programs create huge groups of people who will not be responsible for their own well-being.
Today, more than half of the people in the United States receive some kind of money from the government, and they are supported by the tax dollars of the minority. Financially, this cannot work in the long run.
Liberalism is socialism and marxism. It fails every time it is tried.

conservativekids.net, conservativekids 90 Comments [9/28/2009 6:27:31 AM]
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Quote# 66013

(In a thread about global warming)

Oh stop being so nice.
I don't agree to disagree. This whole global warming/earth shift is bogus.
And those scientists really aren't as respected as they think they are.

The events that happen in the tribulation will NOT be explainable by science, it will be by the Hand of God. The worldwide earthquakes will not have any good scientific reason behind them.

Certainly the tribulation is so close, that global warming will not have the time to manifest. God will cause a third of the stars to fall, bring the sun closer to the earth to bake it in heat---that will melt the ice, not man made warming.

This is pseudo science. not real science.

Mr. Mannn, RR 79 Comments [9/27/2009 3:01:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 71
Submitted By: Secular Skeptic
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Quote# 66001

[Re: Muslim prayer event at the Capitol]

I suspect that our founding fathers would be just as outraged at this event as we are. Yes, I mean the ones who amended the constitution to include freedom of religion. I bet they never imagined that world travel would skyrocket the way it has in the centuries since they lived. I don't think it occurred to them that there would be such an enormous (and fast growing!) population of people in the USA, most of whom also call themselves American, who worship what the Bible clearly identifies to be a false god. I think our founding fathers had in mind that freedom of religion pertained to your choice of whether to be a Mennonite or a Quaker or even a Catholic. I think they took completely for granted that this is and will always be a Christian nation, as it was when they founded it.

JPE, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [9/27/2009 3:00:12 PM]
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Quote# 65909

When my wife (who is female) was pregnant with our first son (who is male), went downtown to a buy some baby clothes for him, she didn't at first notice that she was selecting clothes from the "gender neutral" section until a salesperson (male/female -- select all that apply) asked my wife (who is female) if she is going to raise our baby (who is male) to be "gender neutral". My wife (who is female), didn't understand the question and asked for clarification. When she received an answer, she promptly responded with, "You people are sick!" and dropped all the clothes on the floor and walked out.

I guess she's an androgynophobe and needs to go to re-education camp in a local public school.

MK, Moonbattery 88 Comments [9/27/2009 2:45:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 74
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 66070

The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan. the snake was created in satans image. man is created in gods image.

Sent Thursday, September 17, 2009 9:22 PM


rv, MSNBC's Cosmic Log 66 Comments [9/27/2009 11:27:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 71
Submitted By: Hrodgar
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Quote# 66068

this is scary, its like what hitler did when he brainwashed the children of germany, now obama is doing it. well he can't have me brainwashed, i am a junior in high school, and i will never believe what he says, i have formed my opioion and i stand for Jesus and only him!

Autumn Varney, Facebook 84 Comments [9/27/2009 11:26:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 59
Submitted By: Ayersy
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Quote# 66060

Actually I've understood that due to the way Muslims name their children, his name is very likely Barack Obama Hussein....which is part of the reason for secrecy; we've elected President Hussein.

Watcher_On_The_Wall, RR 72 Comments [9/26/2009 9:13:06 AM]
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