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Quote# 66055

[On a thread about a teen Satanist's attempt to burn down a Mormon church in California]

This is strange. Latter Day saints are Mormons.... and Satan is behind that false religion so why would he steer this girl to burn down his own church....

You'd think he would send her to a real Christian church.

JefferyDollars, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [9/26/2009 9:12:47 AM]
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Quote# 66019

Why do we have wisdom teeth? Wisdom teeth are a throw back from the giants that used to exist in Biblical times.
Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

These giants also had double row teeth. And is why some are still born with double row teeth.

Giants had bigger jaw bones, which means they held more teeth. We have smaller jaw bones which means these extra teeth have to come in as wisdom teeth. Also, this would explain why wisdom teeth come in, in later years. For even the giants jaw, as children, was not big enough yet to take them. So coming in the later years (teen to adult years) was encoded into the DNA instead of coming in when all the other teeth did. Which would have caused problems for children and many would have died from infections of the abscessed wisdom teeth in times when medical help was not available.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 87 Comments [9/25/2009 10:56:48 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 65885

[Soap opera star Patricia Mauceri was replaced after she refused to appear in episodes because of "gay-friendly dialogue."]

She has to sue, just like Carrie Prejean is doing.

She’s a great actress, and a pivotal character on the show. She is right about Carlotta’s character. Carlotta would betray her obvious Catholicism by going along with the plot line.

Mauceri definitely has a case for religious discrimination.

The other actors who have been on the show for 14 years should join in a boycott.

The show has several openly gay characters now, and there are regular scenes of men embracing, kissing, and undressing with each other. One of the gay guys is a cop, who is also sleeping with a woman. I guess soap opera people don’t get AIDS or STDs.

This is daytime TV!

Palladin, Free Republic 60 Comments [9/25/2009 9:45:10 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 65877

If you're poking fun at believers please note that God is not your run of the mill imaginary friend, nor has half the planet considered Him such. It's always been ok to believe in a higher power you can talk to. It's other imaginary friends that should be deterred.

Tribulana, Yahoo! Answers 57 Comments [9/25/2009 9:44:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Chester
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Quote# 65862

The gay community was ball deep into Obama's cause because he'd toss them a bone here and there and everyone thought that "Change" included normalizing the deviancies, because after all, 8% of the population (at most, and Liberals are doing their best to increase it, by telling young kids it's perfectly fine not to like the other sex) has to be considered normal like the other 92%!

Jay B., Moonbattery 49 Comments [9/25/2009 9:43:08 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 65859

[Re. a couple who had an abortion]

You helped KILL that unborn child you worthless piece of shit. If I remember your post had something to do with being happy you lived in a country where you and your ex could get an abortion without having to have it done in an alley. Remember now fuck head? I may go to hell but it's for damn sure you'll beat me there baby killer. I'll leave where I end up in God's hands but you have sealed your fate.

Farmer Ted, Moonbattery 42 Comments [9/25/2009 9:42:56 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 65839

Just another reason I refuse to watch ABC or any of their affiliated channels. Promotion of such immorality is detrimental to our society. A man (or woman) that leaves their wife (or husband) like this is not to be commended, nor is it humorous, nor worthy of airtime. You hypocrites scream about Mark Sanford (and others), but gladly sit down to watch such a tasteless program. And yes, I lump the homosexual "family" nonsense in the same category.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 27 Comments [9/25/2009 9:40:13 AM]
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Quote# 65901

To: The US Congress and The Supreme Court: Public Information Officer, Supreme Court of the United States, Washington, DC 20543.

We the Citizens, signed below, of the United States of America, hereby request that President Barack Hussein Obama II, be Impeached from office and a Impeachment election be prepared. Based on the following unanswered questions and concerns of the American people:

1. Voter irregularities around the country, during the 2008 Presidential Election, involving ACORN and illegal voter registration.

2. The questionable funding and television sponsorship of Obama which unfairly presented the facts between each candidate.

3. Barack Hussein Obama II actual birth place.

4. His application and subsequent acceptance of a fellowship scholarship as a Foreign Citizen

5. His recent comments claiming America is no longer a Christian Nation

6. His comments claiming America is a Great Muslim Nation.

7. His seeking to take over and control the banking institution

8. His take over actions of America%u2019s auto industry

9. Grave concerns of releasing Classified Military Documentation

10. The impending closure of GUTMO

11. His continued apologies to foreign countries about America being a strong Nation.

The most fundamental right of the citizens of these United States is to be presented with true and accurate facts on candidates that are seeking the presidency of the United States of America. The unanswered questions with regards to campaign funding, grass-root efforts by ACORN to get voters registered at any cost, concerns on why Barack Hussein Obama II received a Fellowship Scholarship based on his Foreign National Citizenship, certified copies of his original birth certificate and most importantly, his intentions behind making claims that America is no longer a Christian Nation, must be addressed and defined to the satisfaction of the Citizens of America.

Thus, we the people seek the recall of President Barrack Hussein Obama II, and respectfully request the House of Representatives and the Senate to move forward with a recall action immediately.

Sincerely,

The Citizens of the United States of America

quinnchristine, IMPEACH OBAMA 74 Comments [9/24/2009 11:30:35 PM]
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Quote# 65898

Witnessing on the streets on Halloween. Like, we will just walk along with the rest of the crowd and hand out treat bags that will include some Christian material. I am really thinking about doing this. It will be me, my 2 year old son and a dear friend of mine. My spouse will more than likely be working, but it would be good to have a man with us lol. Would it be too dangerous to do this with just us women?


I looked on the Chick website recently and apparently you have to pay a bundle to get the tracts shipped to you by Halloween. We can't really afford it, so I am going to try to find a Christian book store around here that sells Tracts or something. I know, I know, I shouldn't have thought this up at the last minute, but I just feel a tugging on my heart to start a different tradition for Halloween as I am really feeling led to opt out of the celebration of this Holiday.


heart_changed99, RR 77 Comments [9/24/2009 11:27:43 PM]
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Quote# 65895

Cyborgtroy, you can't be good. In God's eyes, we're just disposable refuse fit to be consigned to the eternal compost heap (gehenna) and burned. However, we can be redeemed and sanctified (made holy) in Jesus.

The Catholic saint quoted earlier is incorrect. That's a Catholic teaching, not a Biblical teaching. Christians are in NO danger of going to hell. Once you give your life to Christ, you are sealed and saved for eternity.

OlHenry, FSTDT Comments 48 Comments [9/24/2009 11:25:29 PM]
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Quote# 65894

If an unbeliever does do anything positive it's by the grace of God that he was able to do it, through the power that God has given him. And even then, the unbeliever is still in sin because he's giving credit to himself or someone else for something that God did.

DKKEV, FSTDT Comments 30 Comments [9/24/2009 11:23:55 PM]
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Quote# 65889

Any nation who turns away from God will be punished with all tragedies in high proportions from natural disasters as Katrina to people made tragedies as 9/11.I feel pain for the people.We need to proclaim National Day of Repentance and Sorrow and bring America back to her old standarts of Judeo-Christian power.Say no to abortions,radical feminists,faggots,crime,etc. God is angry and hates evil doers,Psalm 5:5 and 7:11.God is not mocked,Galatians 6:7.

Killer Hawk, Argue With Everyone 51 Comments [9/24/2009 11:22:19 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 66035

(Regarding a mutated snake found in China that had unexpectedly grown a vestigial foot.)

This is a sign of the end times. God took away the legs of the serpent for tempting man into original sin.This is a sign that God has forgiven the serpent because he is getting ready to wind up this whole 'reality' experiment.

Alano, io9.com 64 Comments [9/24/2009 1:53:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 66028

[Re: the Islam On Capitol Hill prayer event]

This makes me sick to my stomach that this will be happening. I wish thousands of Christians would come out that day and surround them. That would be awesome if that would happen. We need people to go there and pray to the real God!

Even though America allows freedom of worship, this event should not be happening in this country!


This event is a desecration of our founding forefathers ideals and beliefs about America. God is not going to be pleased with this!

To those who think we should allow this because of religious freedom...do you really think God would want us to appease them just because it's their right?
I say NO! God would not want us to compromise our faith! God was at the center of the creation of our country. This is an abomination to America.

Let the Islamics worship in their own mosques...not at the Capitol!!!

Karatemom, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [9/24/2009 1:35:42 PM]
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Quote# 66003

[Jack Black's "prayer" to Satan at VMA's]

Oh my - it didn't even appear he was trying to be funny. That made me almost physically ill. Music was created by God and should be used for God's glory. How much more sick and twisted is this world going to get when things like this are no longer reserved for Satanists meetings. That was horrible.
I pray that we "go home" - and soon. I've had enough of this world.


Mishkins, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [9/23/2009 11:38:13 PM]
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Quote# 65991

The entire Deomocratic leadership, maybe in all 50 states, belong in jail and maybe on death row for treason.

Caver, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [9/23/2009 11:36:08 PM]
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Quote# 65969

That's right folks, your tax dollars funding abortion. So it's no longer enough for liberals that abortion is legal in this country, now they've got to put the ultimate salt in the wounds of those of us to grieve over this issue, now they're going to take money that we work for to pay for abortions. That means that part of the time while we're working, we are actually working to pay for an abortion. Not working to put food on our tables but to stab babies in their heads and suck their brains out!

How in the world any Christian could support this man is beyond comprehension.

leeford, Grace Centered Christian Forums 52 Comments [9/23/2009 11:33:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 65964

Where does say in the word of God to defend other religions liberties?
God calls us to do the very opposite of that statement..either your a follower of Christ or your not. We not just Americans we are the children of God and he is our law and he is our leader.

Butterflies, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [9/23/2009 11:29:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Telamon
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Quote# 65907

Many seem to think that Satanists are simply people that worship Satan voluntarily and practice witchcraft. However, that is wrong. I would like to widen the definition of "Satanist" to all those who do not accept Christ. As Luke 11:23 says, all those who are not with Christ are against Him. By not accepting Christ, one supports Satan, regardless of whether he/she knows it or not. Every rejection of Christ grows Satan stronger.

Jews and Muslims think they oppose Satan, although they are actually supporting him by not following Christ. Members of non-Abrahamic religions and non-religious people lack a belief in Satan, although they are actually supporting him by not following Christ.

Not accepting Christ as the Savior is showing support to Satan, and supporting Satan is what Satanists do.

Fj Robertson, 100,000,000 Christians Worship God! on Facebook 55 Comments [9/23/2009 11:17:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Nurzhan Nurgaliyev
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Quote# 65902

We need to do something now before Obama ruins this country. Everyone he is associated with is corrupt or racist. He has only worked a short time and already had to go on vacation spending 50k per week for the farm he stayed at in Martha’s Vineyard. He disgraces the office by rarely wearing a suit. Obama’s health care reform is absolutely terrible for our country and the world. All his ideas propagate and allow lazy irresponsible people to maintain their current lifestyle which contributes nothing and only takes resources away from the hard working people who actually pay taxes. Impeach Obama NOW!! And while we’re at it we also need to get rid of that incredible moron Nancy Pelosi and Biden that useless used car salesman of a vice president

anonymous, IMPEACH OBAMA 65 Comments [9/23/2009 11:17:18 PM]
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Quote# 65897

(in a debate about evolution/creationsim)

Ray Comfort: That's not evidence of Darwinian evolution.
Thunderf00t: That IS evolution.
RC: Yeah, but it's not proof of *Darwinian* evolution.
TF: What... what do you see as the difference between speciation and evolution?
RC: You're saying two little frogs can't come together and reproduce after their own kind. That happens with people!
TF:...No.
RC: Some people can't have children.
TF: That's infertility.
RC: Well, looks like these little frogs have an infertility problem.

(some explaining going on, then:)

RC: That's not evolution. They just can't interbreed.

Ray Comfort, Youtube (from 07:09) 51 Comments [9/23/2009 11:16:10 PM]
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Quote# 65966

(copied from a book?)

"Today, when mountain climbers go to the top of mount Everest (the tallest mountain in the world), they need special training and/or oxygen tanks to make the trip because of the lack of oxygen at those high altitudes.However, as the rain gradually lifted the ark higher, Noah and his family would have been conditioned to live with less oxygen, as certain mountain climbers learn to condition themselves. Second, the breakup of the subterranean oceans and the change in the topography of the earth during the flood may have produced mountains that are higher now than were in existence when Noah lived. Third, the vapor canopy that surrounded the earth prior to the flood would have been sustained by oxygen, so Noah and his family (and animals) could have breathed.

DA, Y! answers 63 Comments [9/23/2009 9:01:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 41
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Quote# 65953

This world has gone insane! Has anyone seen the movie "300"? Remember the character of Xerxes? Does anyone see the parallels between Xerxes and our president other than me?

Mike Hoover, Facebook 71 Comments [9/23/2009 8:58:27 AM]
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Quote# 65940

[After a Christian asked people to pray for his father]

No.

Because if your prayer is granted, who will you attribute it to? Where will you go to thank him? Probably not Jehovah or to a Kingdom hall.

OrangeWizard, GameFAQs Religion Board 45 Comments [9/23/2009 8:27:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 51
Submitted By: Andrew Cutler
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Quote# 65932

The should also warn girls that sperm/semen affects their immune systems rather dramatically. God designed girls so that our bodies wouldn't reject a foreign body, like a baby by making it possible for our immune systems to be compromised. It's fascinating how God created our bodies to work, we were designed to be with one partner. Having multiple really does a number on women's immunity. It's part of the reason that the swine flu is so devastating to pregnant women, their immune systems are compromised by pregnancy and the flu is deadly to them. Having multiple partners, compromises a woman's immunity to viruses and disease greatly.

PlentyGroovy, Prophecy Fellowship 63 Comments [9/23/2009 8:27:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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