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Quote# 69867

"And you know, Christy, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it, they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince, true story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free, and ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor."

Pat Robertson, Christian Broadcast Network 55 Comments [1/25/2010 9:39:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 100
Submitted By: Ryan
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Quote# 69845

Once again I'm going to repeat what's going really on. These people are not satisfied with Civil Unions. Of course not, they want to REDEFINE marriage because the intent is to break down long held moral traditions to the point that there is no more resistance in any group toward immorality.

These homosexual groups don't want any rules or traditions to stand in their way....ANYWHERE. They want to remake the system just as much as Obama does.

They want their Sodom and Gomorrah and they will eventually get it.

antitox, RR 29 Comments [1/25/2010 9:38:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 39
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Quote# 69807

It was amongst "intellectuals" that Communism found its most enthusiastic supporters; the people who shilled for them, denied their numerous absurdities and atrocities and championed such regimes long after it was obvious to everyone else that they sucked serious balls were the "intellectual" elite.

And it's not just Communism's Western cheerleaders either: The 20th Century's greatest mass murderers Pol Pot (in terms of ratio of population) and Mao (by sheer numbers killed) both acquired their Communist activism while studying at Paris and Beijing universities respectively.

Outside of shilling for totalitarian dictators, the intelligentsia's reality dodging treasonsous dumbassery doesn't diminish, even when their nations are facing imminent destruction: even when Britain stood alone against Germany in 1940, when the Wermacht was 12 miles from the coast and the Luftwaffe was bombing the crap out of its cities, Orwell noted with disgust that certain "intellectuals" still couldn't bring themselves to support their nation's war efforts, seemed to get a grim satisfaction from every Allied setback, refused to believe the Axis could be defeated long after it was obvious to everyone else they couldn't win and even opposed America sending troops to Britain, believing they were really there to suppress an imminent prolaterian revolution (to which he remarked that "one has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe something like that. A normal person could never be such a fool").

Oh, and if you want to see the "intellectual" left's contribution to infant mortality rates, read up on what happened thanks to their campaign against DDT.

Smorfia48, Moonbattery 32 Comments [1/25/2010 9:35:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 42
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69806

[Comment in response to a blog post about a high-school club called NRS Club, for NonReligious Solutions.]


Distributing Christian Flyers and the style of flyers themselves may be offensive, but the core of Christianity itself goes against offence. The whole purpose of Christianity to tell people not to offend each other.

On the other hand, putting up posters about atheism or distributing flyers about atheism, or the style of the flyers themselves may not be offensive, but the core premise of Atheism itself is to offend theists. (The semantic argument of whether Atheism is merely a lack of a religion is irrelevant here.)

Christianity – and any other positive religion or moral philosophy – seeks to unite; Atheism seeks to divide.


TheChristian, Friendly Atheist 35 Comments [1/25/2010 9:35:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 50
Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 69791

[Atheist billboards posted around Christmas time]

You know I never try to mess with their holiday. (April 1st)

These people are professionally disgruntled and only want people to share their misery.

What a pathetic existence.

OnceWasLost , RR 30 Comments [1/25/2010 9:35:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 41
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Quote# 69763

The American Mainstream Media and Washington D.C. are dominated today by a Leftist, Secular and Godless mindset. That isn't any secret. Not even the unregenerate (unbelievers) will disagree with that. As Lucifer (Satan) controls more and more of the Media today - with these godless surrogates and talking heads - his agenda is moving along quite rapidly and increasing exponentially. Never in the history of this nation has the Main Stream Liberal Media pushed and supported a President’s leftist agenda as this one we have today.

Today Lucifer’s American Leftist Media is ram-rodding, bulldozing, redefining and cultivating the U.S. ground for the future grand reception of his ultimate agenda presided over by his Ultimate Minion, the Anti-Christ, who will head a godless and secular world government in the near future. At that time he will totally posses ALL the World’s Media and will vigorously push his global godless agenda to all the world's doom.

The Ignorant Fisherman, The Ignorant Fisherman 37 Comments [1/25/2010 9:34:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 32
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69750

(Regarding the Disney/Pixar film "Up")

The only sexually immoral content noted was more on the part of the writers than the performers. Young Ellie was heard telling young Carl that she was "going to let [Carl] see something I have never shown..." while they were unsupervised in an abandoned house and her with "naughty" on her voice and on her face. I commend the artists for being able to accurately portray such anticipation on the cartoon face of a young girl. That could not have been easy. Too bad such talents were spent on such a matter. Though this was an implication of intended exhibitionism, suggestion is at times and under the right conditions more powerful than out-n-out display. In addition, Disney has set precedence for suggestive background objects on cover art for their animated features such as a phallus-looking spire on the cover of The Little Mermaid. The same could be said (and I am going to say it) for suggestive artistry in UP. Some stone pillars are meshed together in such a way as to suggest sexual anatomy. I'll not go into any more detail about it.

I know these two issues seem like I am really stretching to find things wrong with the film but after more than 1200 film analyses I need to bite the bullet and point out such matters. It is very difficult for the average moviegoer to see all the little ankle biters that ooze up out of the cinematic sludge. Just because one's "vision" does not always notice such content does not mean the content is not there. One must try to develop the hawk-like perception and lightspeed attention to detail of most kids. Nothing on that larger-than-life screen escapes our youth though it may seem so. And everything to which they are exposed to some degree shapes their outlook and morals.

Tom Carder, CAPAlert 50 Comments [1/25/2010 9:34:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 44
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Quote# 69739

I still say men cannot be properly raped. Unless they're in prison. And most of those douchebag criminals deserve it.

WMDKitty, Fstdt 78 Comments [1/25/2010 9:34:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 80
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Quote# 69718

What proof is there of Atheism?
Aside from professing it?
Can you prove that you are an Atheist?

Answer Seeker Kathy, Y! answers 38 Comments [1/25/2010 9:33:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 56
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Quote# 69704


Like Nazis, the pro-choice movement dehumanizes its victims; it treats the unborn as sub-humans, like the Nazis treated the Jews. The hypocracy of the situation is that many pro-choicers oppose the death penalty for criminals, but have no problems with killing innocent unborn children.

Noguy, deviantART 36 Comments [1/25/2010 9:33:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 29
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Quote# 69759

[On global warming.]

Lord Monckton lays out the facts.

Gore, Soros and others must be charged with crimes against humanity and hanged. I also include every eco-fascist fraud in America.

We need a second American-style Nuremberg trial to expose the Nazis in America and hang them. Then take the tribunal around the world and rid ourselves of these Nazis once and for all. No prison. Summary execution.

sergeantdave, Free Republic 55 Comments [1/25/2010 1:29:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 64
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69752

In 1975, evolutionist scientist H.C. Dudley changed the decay rate of 14 different elements, some by as much as 40%! He found that you can do this by changing the pressure on the rock, temperature, magnetic field, and/or other factors. So, a decay rate that is not always constant means that we have no way of accurately dating old rocks and fossils. This false dating method is still being used because scientists have no other ideas.

Since we now know that decay rates are not constant, we cannot objectively rely on carbon dating or other similar dating methods as 100% accurate. We have no way of knowing how accurate they are. So we cannot say with any reasonable certainty that the dinosaur fossil in question with red blood cells is millions of years old. It has not been irrefutably proved that red blood cells cannot last millions of years, but the evidence leans that way. So overall the evidence is on the side of the fossil being young, although I agree it is not proven.

I guess I got a little jumpy in applying Einstein's quote to this example. We have proof that carbon dating is not infallible, and if we could accompany that with proof that red blood cells are completely gone after a certain number of years, then we'd really have something. We're not quite there yet, but what we do know about carbon dating is that the published ages of fossils by evolutionists is conveniently the theoretically oldest possible, but most likely inaccurate.

My favorite example of a known inaccuracy is the Mt. Saint Helen's eruption. I've read that the youngest dating of that rock is 340,000 years (I don't doubt that you will let me know if that is off). But we know it's actually 29 years old because we saw it happen. If you are confident in believing in a method that has been shown to be 1172% wrong at times, that's your choice.

Nick Brown, The Daily Athenaeum 40 Comments [1/25/2010 1:24:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 38
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Quote# 69737

Nothing useful has even been designed or built using relativity. If you want to look and look and look for a counterexample then you'll be wasting your time. I'm not going to waste mine. This is my final reply on this topic for now. Do something logical, such as editing the Bible, and after benefiting from that experience we can revisit this issue in a month or so. [Emphasis added]

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 60 Comments [1/25/2010 1:07:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 51
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Quote# 69724

Oh, so now we are going to subsidize (with our tax dollars of course) education and jobs in troublesome Islamic countries? We ALREADY allow muslims to come to our country to attend college. They thank us by radicalizing our campuses. Typical liberal assumption that violent men will be tamed with kindness. Stupidity. Obama has won the incompetence award and taken if away from the previous winner, Jimmie Carter. But then, in another light, Obama IS a muslim regardless how he tries to paint himself. That "christian" church he attended had nothing to do with Christianity and everything to do with radical hatred of America.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 29 Comments [1/25/2010 1:05:02 AM]
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Quote# 69723

[After divorce, a judge granted a woman the right to move cross-country to take the kids to live with her lesbian partner.]

I certainly hope this is appealed all the way and these children should be removed from this supposed mother! It is sickening this paid off judge would put these children in such peril - who knows what the lesbian partner or supposed mother really wants. The father should go all the way to the Supreme Court or take his children away to a safe place rather than allow this atrocity to happen to his children.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 32 Comments [1/25/2010 1:04:43 AM]
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Quote# 69758

[Obama appoints a transgender woman to the position of Senior Technical Advisor at the Department of Commerce.]

People who intentionally chop off body parts are normal in your world?

You would take financial advice from a person who had their eyeball removed so they could better masquerade as a pirate?

Eaker, Free Republic 58 Comments [1/24/2010 11:54:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 35
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69656

Re: High School students "9/11" t-shirts:

Normally i would say it doesn't matter what they wear as long as there's no swearing on the shirt or anything else that is vulgar. But since these were arab-american students, you have to believe they did this on purpose to get a response out of it! They should be punished.

caroljo, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [1/24/2010 11:36:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 50
Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Quote# 69840

[Re. gays protesting Prop 8]

I want the Constitution amended so I can marry my raccoon. He's so cute!

It's my right! And then after the coon and I get a divorce, I'd like to marry my guppy (although that neon tetra looks real good after a couple shots...)

Somebody please explain to me why we take these freaks seriously in the first place. They are abhorrent, disgusting perverts with no shame and no self-respect. The fact that they lack moral reference-points should not impute any degradation of what we know to be right and wrong.

I think they should be allowed not to procreate, they should never be allowed to adopt, and every one should be given Dr. Kervorkian's phone number... just in case (like most pus-brained fags) they ever decide they should end it all. In fact, they should.

Gargantua, Free Republic 67 Comments [1/24/2010 5:27:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 81
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69832

There is NO practical reason for gays to have Marriage. The ONLY reason they want it so bad is to slap straights in the face. THAT and nothing more.

TED, Moonbattery 51 Comments [1/24/2010 3:43:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 68
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69828

The Bible says that Adam was created from “the dust of the ground” and when he died he would ” return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.” If you believe that the dust Adam was created from represents an ape from which he evolved, did he turn back into an ape when he died?

Deborah Drapper, Deborah Drapper’s Blog 52 Comments [1/24/2010 3:13:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 68
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Quote# 69825

Yes sex at six can cause psychological damage. But thats only in rare occasions. Most girls are fine. Thats a scientific fact.

ahmed2010, FFI 234 Comments [1/24/2010 2:39:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 516
Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 69757

It's apparent you're not a scientist. The fairy tale of evolutionism is a stark reminder of how scientist have duped the arrogant atheist into a dogmatic approach to reinforce his pseudo intellectualism. If you haven't figured out by now that evolution was nothing more than a concoction of scientific terms and related stories to describe bones that they absolutely have no idea about, you're a fool! Stephen Jay Gould attempted to appease the hypothesis with the Punctated Equibrium theory. A last ditch effort to restore the fictious rhetoric into a truth. Read the book as a critic with an open mind and you will see that it is pathetic to call it scientific or credible. In my opinion. Gould and rest of the story tellers degree's are worthless. Evolution never happen.It only happen in man's vain mind. So go ahead and show your outrage towards the Creationist. That doesn't change the scientific facts at all. It did NOT ever occur! Scientism is alive and well in the religious community of the atheist. Good day.James

Anonymous, Evolutionblog 42 Comments [1/23/2010 7:55:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 55
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Quote# 69710

Global warming is the religion of atheists and secularists and those who refuse to realize that God is in control of the climate and not man.

It seems that the Pope has been seduced by the religion of the left.

TitansAFC, Freerepublic 43 Comments [1/23/2010 12:27:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 47
Submitted By: deikuzutsu
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Quote# 69691

I just don't understand it...... it just sickens me to the core. These little babies do feel pain. Did you know that their tiny heart begins beating at 5 weeks? To put this in perspective, at 4 weeks you miss your period. Most don't even know they're pregnant until welll after 5 weeks. This little life already has a beating heart!!!!

These girls....... most of them I'm sure don't know this information. They aren't making an informed decision. They are teenagers! Oh Lord, please, please open the eyes of these children and help them to see how precious life is......

I am pregnant now, and I cry when I think about how this little life got there. God placed this little baby into my womb! He gave me the gift of life inside me....... It sends chills down my spine to think that God has his hand on me and is creating this life inside me. It also gives me chills to see so many girls throwing that away without another thought......

Take me away!, RR 90 Comments [1/23/2010 12:15:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 78
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Quote# 69686

[Re. a transgender woman.]

God knows he created this person as a male (but definitely NOT a man!). Now he's a male that mutilated the body the Lord provided him. He'll have to answer for those actions at the Judgement!

26Franklin, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [1/23/2010 12:13:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 47
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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