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Quote# 70188



Dan Lietha, Answers in Genesis 72 Comments [2/9/2010 2:16:52 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70170

We will frequently use demon-kabobing to escort them to the cross. The other day a demon tried to bite my wife, so I was particularly upset with this one. I bound it's hands to it's ankles and invited the angels to demon-kabob him. Let's just say that demon had a "ride" on a sword to the cross, without any more trouble. I love that the Lord will also show up with a sword.
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True Freedom comes from the ONE who is THE TRUTH!

Donius, Ministering Deliverance 64 Comments [2/9/2010 2:13:16 PM]
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Quote# 70158

The tilt of the axis was not caused by the flood but rather the flood was caused by the tilt of the axis (the birth of Venus).

"In the lifetime of [Emperor] Yao the sun did not set for ten full days and the entire land was flooded." -- Johannes Hübner, evangelist, 1729

Agonances of Susa, Christian Forums 23 Comments [2/9/2010 2:09:21 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 70146

It's interesting to me how so many people who have not investigated or researched these topics have an opinion about them. My hat goes off to to Mr. [Ken] Ham for telling us what he believes and thinks knowing, I'm sure that there will be many who don;t agree with him and go as far as insulting him for having an opinion. I thought society was all about tolerance. I guess that doesn't apply when you disagree with the person who is speaking. We only tolerate someone's opinion when it's not related to Christianity. The Bible warns Christians this will occur in "the last days"

I sure hope you all are right. Wouldn't be embarrassing when life as we know it ends and maybe Mr. Ham was right? By then, for many, it will be too late.

Maybe it's just best to let Mr. Ham have an opinion and not resort to name calling and belittling him because you disagree.

Rob McIntosh, Pharyngula 32 Comments [2/9/2010 2:08:26 PM]
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Quote# 70096

ElyseE, newspapers are the most liberal source of information possible, and are written at about the 7th grade level. I hope you get your information from better sources. I get my information from Conservapedia, and the internet at large

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 86 Comments [2/8/2010 9:17:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70228

[re: bible passages on rifles]

My wife made a good observation yesterday when we were talking about this story, and that is, 'hey, wait a minute, the Taliban and the extremists, what is it they say just before they blow themselves up or kill somebody, they say Allahu Akbar.' If anybody's making this a religious thing, they started it.

Steve Doocy, Fox & Friends 66 Comments [2/8/2010 8:19:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70081

[Mid-ocean rifts are actually gateways to hell...]

In the Gospel of Mark Jesus specifically quoted the prophet Isaiah on hell. He describes hell as a place of torment “where their worm will never die.” Scientists have recently discovered giant tube worms that reside over a mile deep on the floor of the Pacific Ocean near black smokers (lava vents). These worms can tolerate extremely high temperatures and they actually feed on sulfur, which is another name for brimstone. This information becomes even more disturbing when you realize where the Bible claims hell is located.

"Hell from beneath" - Isaiah 14

Hell And Justice, HellAndJustice.com 55 Comments [2/8/2010 5:35:43 PM]
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Quote# 70080

They need to take it a step further and start destroying existing mosque's.
Islam should be outlawed in free society.
Because Free society inviting Islam in is like a healthy Immune system inviting
the HIV virus in.
Its detrimental.


turtle, RR 64 Comments [2/8/2010 5:35:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 63
Submitted By: The Hoff
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Quote# 70065

The Liberal-Muslim Axis owns all

The Liberal-Muslim Axis is much more complex than the name would denote. The axis powers consist not only of liberal Democrats, but include RINO Republicans, feminists, socialists, unionists, anarchists, academics and many others seeking to fulfill the Machiavellian motto, The end justifies the means. Remember, in both liberalism and Islam, morality and truth are relative terms, meaning truth is subjective. These religious-political ideologies define what is truth, and their "truth" is always on a shifting scale to rationalize and justify whatever means necessary to fit their ultimate ends – absolute political, economic and religious hegemony over the world.

Ellis Washington, World Net Daily 51 Comments [2/8/2010 5:19:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70062

Coded references to New Testament Bible passages about Jesus Christ are inscribed on high-powered rifle sights provided to the United States military by a Michigan company, an ABC News investigation has found. The sights are used by U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the training of Iraqi and Afghan soldiers.

"We believe that America is great when its people are good," says the [Trijicon] Web site. "This goodness has been based on Biblical standards throughout our history, and we will strive to follow those morals."

Trijicon, ABC News 32 Comments [2/8/2010 5:18:09 PM]
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Quote# 70054

Society should not tolerate Homosexuals, their perverted lifestyles, or the threat they pose to society in general.

Homosexuals should be locked away in asylums along with most liberals so they can get the help they so dearly need.

TexasFreeper2009, Free Republic 44 Comments [2/8/2010 5:13:10 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70015

[size=15]Does God Hate Haiti?[/size]

In truth, it is hard not to describe the earthquake as a disaster of biblical proportions. It certainly looks as if the wrath of God has fallen upon the Caribbean nation. Add to this the fact that Haiti is well known for its history of religious syncretism -- mixing elements of various faiths, including occult practices. The nation is known for voodoo, sorcery, and a Catholic tradition that has been greatly influenced by the occult.

Haiti's history is a catalog of political disasters, one after the other. In one account of the nation's fight for independence from the French in the late 18th century, representatives of the nation are said to have made a pact with the Devil to throw off the French. According to this account, the Haitians considered the French as Catholics and wanted to side with whomever would oppose the French. Thus, some would use that tradition to explain all that has marked the tragedy of Haitian history -- including now the earthquake of January 12, 2010.

Does God hate Haiti? That is the conclusion reached by many, who point to the earthquake as a sign of God's direct and observable judgment.

God does judge the nations -- all of them -- and God will judge the nations. His judgment is perfect and his justice is sure. He rules over all the nations and his sovereign will is demonstrated in the rising and falling of nations and empires and peoples ... Does God hate Haiti? God hates sin, and will punish both individual sinners and nations ... The earthquake in Haiti, like every other earthly disaster, reminds us that creation groans under the weight of sin and the judgment of God ... In other words, the earthquake reminds us that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only real message of hope.

Albert Mohler, Right Wing Watch 59 Comments [2/8/2010 1:54:53 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70008

[On global warming.]

There doesn't seem to be one data set presented to the public that has not been twisted into submission to AGW alarmists. What a cluster f*k.

In the mean time, the politicians are STILL going around trying to arrange a world tax and an international government that is not elected by the peoples of the world. And... surprise, surprise, America is supposed to shoulder most of the costs.

I am so done with this charade. It IS time for the tar and feathers. Personally I'd like to see boiling in oil and burning at the stake revived.

chuck in st paul, Moonbattery 34 Comments [2/8/2010 12:50:34 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69993

The destruction of black America is the result of too much government meddling in their lives. The Democratic Party has sadly convinced far too many blacks that they cannot succeed on their own merit and skills, that they require government assistance. The KKK idiots could not, in their wildest racist imaginations, have dreamed up such a racist, destructive platform as the Democratic Party has done for the past 50 years.

Rush is opposed and despised by the racist Democratic Party because he shines a light on their socialist doublespeak methods, wrongheaded ideologies and anti-freedom platforms. His beacon of truth is lost on those who have been conned and duped by Democratic Party mobsters who care more about elections than liberating people. Rush Limbaugh is an emancipator. I could not be more convinced that if he were still alive, Martin Luther King, Jr. would be a big fan of Rush's powerful message of rugged individualism and independence.

Ted Nugent, Human Events 57 Comments [2/8/2010 12:50:30 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69986

Yes, i know, i mean there is soooo much evidence of evolution. how can one not see it. I mean i see monkeys evolve into humans all the time. Like some people in government and teachers and even people on yahoo answers. Also i saw the other day this big bang, yes it was a rock, and it exploded and WOW, right before my eyes i saw living creatures, i saw a dogs and cats and mice and tigers and horses and spiders and a camels and elephants and giraffes and fishs and sharks and birds, hundreds of them. And there was also plants of all kinds, hundreds of them. It was amazing. Also stars and moons as well. Golly and all of these complex creatures were not even designed or anything, amazing.

Leanne E, Y! answers 71 Comments [2/8/2010 12:49:25 PM]
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Quote# 69983

Pinochet not only voluntarily surrendered power after he defeated the Marxist terrorists in Chile, he was elected to the Chilean Senate-twice.
Some blood thirsty brute, huh? He wasn't the monster the lefty scum has convinced everyone he was. He should be applauded for literally putting everything on the line to fight tyranny.

single stack, Moonbattery 29 Comments [2/8/2010 12:49:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Quote# 69960

Haiti, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Rwanda, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Congo... They're all the same. Tell me again, what was the problem with colonialism?

Shooter1001, Moonbattery 35 Comments [2/8/2010 12:34:42 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69914

A few examples of Liberal thought:

Take by force from the productive and arbitrarily give it to the chronically lazy = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = choice

Terrorism = Just another crime worthy of Mirandization and a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded ANY criminal

Carbon Dioxide = Atmospheric pollutant that will, ultimately kill us all

And Conservative thought:

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death

Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.

Conservative thought doesn't even come CLOSE to being a mental disorder. Liberal ideology cannot be classified as anything BUT a mental illness.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [2/8/2010 12:34:37 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70189

[in response to news that the army "will investigate whether a Michigan defense contractor violated federal procurement rules by stamping references to Bible verses on the gun sights used by American forces"]

Trijicon is a company who we should support with our prayers. This is a brave and honorable action taken by some courageous belierer within that company! Praise God for Godly men and women in the business world.



WVBORN56, RR 38 Comments [2/8/2010 10:02:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Blur
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Quote# 70173

Do you want a Texas version of San Francisco? Neither do we!
Do you want Texas to be the abortion capital of America? Neither do we!
Houston has elected an openly homosexual mayor and built the largest abortion clinic in the United States and you can do something about it!

While you may or may not be a resident of Houston and eligible to vote for mayor, you can vote with your dollar.
This is why we are calling on Christians everywhere to boycott the city of Houston.
We want to impose “economic sanctions” on Houston, Texas!
Please make your voice heard and join our cause. By signing the online petition you send Houston a message; That you are tired of babies being
murdered and the radical homosexual agenda being shoved down the throat of normal society.
Texas is a Christian state! Help keep it that way!
Don’t mess with Texas or Texas children.
Pastor,


David H. Grisham, http://boycotthouston.com 53 Comments [2/8/2010 9:59:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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Quote# 70165

But that's just the point, see. Science isn't based on personal experience. That's where your reasoning is at fault.

So the theory of macro-evolution wasn't based on the personal experiences of Charles Darwin (combined with a rigged publish/peer review process)?

The reason science will never get past seeing THIS [miracles] as personal experience is because it doesn't have the tools to study, replicate, corroborate it. That isn't my fault or any fault in my reasoning. It is a shortcoming of science.

If there is good evidence for the supernatural, science will gladly investigate, but it will not investigate simply because of mere stories.

Science HAS investigated it. The point is that science cannot, and will not, meet "pseudoscience" on a level playing field just yet. Even if it wanted to, stumbling blocks exist in the form of a rigged publication/peer review system and the almighty dollar. The upshot is that atheists gleefully slip through the toll gates without paying a penny. Yeah, that does annoy me, especially when they rub salt into the wound with arrogant condescending behaviour, trying to learn those silly theists a lesson. But I take pleasure in this, that every time I talk to an atheist it really does feel like I'm talking to a dead man walking. It's just a matter of time. Did I say that out loud?

catholicguy, FRDB 41 Comments [2/8/2010 9:57:20 AM]
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Quote# 70201

Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.

That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?

Arya, Argue With Everyone 54 Comments [2/8/2010 8:10:15 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70203

[Cindy McCain posed for a pro-gay marriage ad]

Sounds like McCain needs to go home and get this out of control situation back in control! Who care what she thinks anyway, she is a nobody but probably has homosexual kids, friends or relatives but that is her problem not WE THE PEOPLE! No to fake sexual deviancy marriage ever.

[60% of voters under 35 believe that same-sex marriage ought to be legal.]

To the 35 and under crowd - you will understand when you are adults and this is adult business. My kids are under 35 and do not agree to this perversion as does no one else not influenced by perversion.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 73 Comments [2/7/2010 11:21:42 AM]
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Quote# 70200

Liberals,lefties and progresives really love MURDERING babies.But then, babies can't fight back can they? Hence why they want to take your guns from you.

D.T., Moonbattery 58 Comments [2/7/2010 11:21:10 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70195

Since when are homosexuals a minority? Are you kidding me? Mentally disturbed maybe, but NOT a minority.

Desdemona, Free Republic 69 Comments [2/7/2010 11:20:32 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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