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Quote# 70979

(Shortly before showing his congregation slides of gay porn)

The major argument homosexuals have is that what people do in the privacy of their bedrooms is nobody's business, but do you know what they do in their bedrooms?


Ugandan pastor Martin Ssempa , Adelaide Now 92 Comments [2/23/2010 1:19:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 70969

(Re: abuse of minors by Catholic Priests)

The so-called sexual revolution, in which some especially progressive moral critics supported the legalisation of sexual contact between adults and children, is certainly not innocent.

Catholic Bishop, Walter Mixa , The Local 48 Comments [2/23/2010 1:11:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 70953

[Regarding Charleston’s first ever gay pride parade, in which Mayor Keith Summey has agreed to appear as Grand Marshall]

I moved to the south because I loved the independent spirit and Christian values here. However, like most places, the hedonism of the northern communities is finding its way into the Bible belt. Like Sodom and Gomorrah, our Holy City is fast becoming a cesspool of gambling, drugs and now deviant sexual behavior sponsored by its political leadership. Business as usual in Washington DC has now taken root in our fair city. Shame on you Mayor Summey, for becoming just another pandering politician, I thought you were different.

John Rackliffe, Examiner.com 36 Comments [2/23/2010 1:11:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Nitsua
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Quote# 70888

How can atheism be a lack of belief in God when atheists say or write that they believe God doesn't exist?
Irony at its best there.


Rooker, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [2/23/2010 1:11:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 65
Submitted By: Catherine
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Quote# 70878

Atheism is an Anti-christian conspiracy created by the Jesuits.

In 1776 a Jesuit named Adam Weishaupt created the Order of the Illuminati. One of the main goals of the Illuminati was to destroy theistic beliefs (namely Christianity). Adam Weishaupt also created Jacobinism which was responsible for the French Revolution, the atheistic Cult of Reason and the establishment of the Manifesto of Human Rights to replace God's Law.

Then the Jesuits started pushing a number of erroneous theories to "prove" that there isn't a God.

The Big Bang Theory has its roots in the Kaballah and was pushed by a Jesuit named Georges Lemaître.

Heliocentrism is a fraud.

A Jesuit named Leon Foucault invented a contrivance that was supposed to prove that the Earth rotates.

Pierre Telhard de Chardin another Jesuit was responsible for the Piltdown man hoax, which was supposed to prove Evolution. Evolution has its roots in Ancient Egypt with the idea of transmutation of species where it was taught that a monkey would magically turn into a human.

More Paleontology Hoaxes


The final hoax in this fraud to discredit the Bible is going to be a fake staged alien invasion. Expect that to happen soon. (My money is on this happening at the 2012 Olympics)

Phazon, Reddit 68 Comments [2/23/2010 1:11:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 67
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Quote# 70976

Actually, it's your ilk that have the agenda dear...both the MYTH of evolution and the MYTH of global warming will be used to implement EUGENICS. A concept thought up by darwin's cousin...big surprise!

knight-in-black-leather , imdb 25 Comments [2/23/2010 1:10:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 39
Submitted By: giz80
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Quote# 70966

My favorite canard is from Deval Patrick. “We passed Gay Marriage and the sky didn’t fall”. OK, let me play one. “Six million Jews died in Concentration Camps AND THE SKY DIDN’T FALL! Ridiculous, isn’t it?

massgopguy, Free Republic 62 Comments [2/23/2010 12:53:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 62
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70940

We are the Nephilim. Surely Adam was created as a giant.

A Discovery Channel (don't criticize me on that; I don't agree with evolution) documentary showed that most species before the dinosaurs were giants. So why can't humans have been giants?

It might be more ridiculous then aliens and angels, but I think it's more biblical.

jpark43, CF 53 Comments [2/23/2010 12:47:16 AM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 70939

People always like to point out how MORAL humans can be without God, and in fairness, there are some who are. But it’s interesting that scientists, most of whom profess to be agnostic or atheistic, lie through their teeth at every turn while defending junk “science” such as evolution and global warming. It’s not coincidence that some have been willing to abandon the absurd “primordial soup” theory ONLY AFTER another secular creation story has been advanced. SO..... we weren’t so goofy, dense and insecure after all; we were RIGHT!

alstewartfan, Free Republic 45 Comments [2/22/2010 1:02:51 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70950

Obviously there were other races as we read about the first case of Adam's seed being polluted with Cain, a cursed murderer of his brother. Cain was purged from Eden and moved "east of Eden" (which would have been in and among the Mongolian people), to a non-Adamic land filled with non-Adamites. He then produced the first mongrel offspring named Enoch. From the time of Adam and Eve to the time of Noah, race mixing became epidemic, and God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth. This sin of race mixing is so serious that God killed the offenders. However, there was one man and his family that found grace in the eyes of the Lord, who was perfect in his generations; in other words, he was racially pure. The result of all this race mixing was corruption and violence (Genesis 6:11). The narrative establishes a paramount theme that runs throughout the Bible: race mixing is not Christian.

Pastor Mark Downey, Kinsman Redeemer Ministries 66 Comments [2/22/2010 9:25:11 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70936

[on the Conservative Bible project]

It's about time someone had the balls to do that. Let's face it, most every modern translation skews the context to serve their own agenda. I think Liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations. Even your own interpretation of the project "converting God and Jesus (they think are the same) in to a lover of war, capitalism, intolerance, revenge, greed, etc.." is a far fetched interpretation of the final outcome. This is due largely to the fact that you yourself don't understand the context and message presented in God's word. So what do people like you do? Change the wording so it makes you feel all warm and cuddly inside.

No where is politics mentioned in the link but you went ahead and jumped to that conclusion. It's my understanding that it's more of a battle against the political correctness that has been injected into God's word in other moder translations, our society and culture.

Barney, Y! answers 70 Comments [2/22/2010 3:13:14 AM]
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Quote# 70900

How many times must the saints tolerate family members, who are so distracted from the righteousness of truth and the calling of our divine destiny, that they rationalize the sodomite in their neighborhood or at the workplace as nice people, rather than an abomination deserving of capital punishment according to the Law of God? They say their preacher says, “Love thy neighbor.” But what kind of minister would have us loving an abomination? We must give our undivided attention to God if we are to devote our lives to the Word. In this crazy day and age, context will keep us free from the clever reasoning of distractions. Every serious student of the Bible owes themselves that much. Otherwise, anyone can take Scripture out of context and make it say anything they want and they do!

How often is the true believer made to feel guilty of racism when a relative knows a race-mixed couple who goes to their church and they love the Lord just as much as we do? I don’t think so. Their minds have been corrupted from the emerging Babylon. Race mixing is not Christian, but it is Baal worship. Their judeo minister appears as a messenger of light. But, all the smoke and mirrors that deceitful workers can muster cannot distract us from the shining light of glory.

Pastor Mark Downey, Kinsman Redeemer Ministries 69 Comments [2/22/2010 3:04:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 66
Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70949

I found a story called "Olgas Visit to Hell" on the Internet. Apparently, a 19 year old Russian girl went to hell in the 90's. Satan accused her of wearing that which pertains to a man and she could not stand in front of Jesus and felt unholy wearing pants. Also, she saw many Christians on the broad road grabbing things from Satan ie., makeup, Jewelry etc., almost on top of each other to grab it. She thought it was a joke when she was told pants are wrong and never believed it, because church told her it was ok, and the girl in the choir sung in pants therefore, it must be ok...she said it was lies.

anonymous, ChristiaNet 61 Comments [2/21/2010 6:45:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 81
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Quote# 70932

You fail to understand that these people have got very active imaginations. They imagine life being created when a lightning bolt hits a pool of slime, like Dr Frankenstein does with his creature. This life then develops and decides to become plants, trees, flowers, grass and the rest of it decides to become insects, fish and animals. They have too much faith to believe in God, they believe that all this can just happen on its own without the need for a God, Satan's gone way way higher with this bunch of dupes.



Gordon, Facebook 48 Comments [2/21/2010 6:44:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 49
Submitted By: jz456
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Quote# 70876

[Discussing Wii Fit's "Lotus Focus" minigame]

Also if you want to know what I think is so bad about lotus meditation is that trying to empt your mind and have an out of body experience opens spiritual doors to demonic things.

I do believe in meditation, but I believe in meditating on the word of God, though I still can't imagine that making a very fun video game, but is rather something to be taken seriously.

Ininja2000, GameFAQs 35 Comments [2/21/2010 6:44:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Ahlberg
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Quote# 70812

Homosexuality is a lifestyle that is easy to get into but hard to get out of. It carries along with it other sexual perversions. The more you gratify the flesh the more it wants. Flesh is never satisfied. It's like a person addicted to cocaine. You try to reach the first high but can never attain it. Most people who have attained the first high that were addicted to this substance most likely overdosed and few recovered from it yet others have died. The Bible lets us to know that the wages of sin is death. Not only physically but spiritually as well. But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. There is a way out through Jesus Christ. Sin is sin no matter what form it is in. You are not your own but you have been bought with a price. Jesus paid the price. His blood cleanses us from all unrighteousness. Yes, even homosexuality and lesbianism.

Aleechea Pitts, Paulean Ministries inc. 45 Comments [2/21/2010 6:42:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 38
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Quote# 70805

[On the possibility of life on Enceladus, a moon of Saturn]

Right - what spacecraft will ever settle the question of God's existence?

I say you'll find flour, butter, sugar, chocolate chips, and milk, but no cookies. Funny how the "ingredients for life" are everywhere, but life isn't.

gslippy, Space.com 45 Comments [2/21/2010 6:42:41 PM]
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Quote# 70904

Guns & the Bible?

Sounds like peas and carrots to me. There will be a day where it will take my gun to keep my Bible.

jpcedotal, Christian Forums 64 Comments [2/21/2010 12:34:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 48
Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 70892

So why do women despise me?

I have done nothing to any woman. I have ALWAYS treated them with respect.

So why don't I get some back?

[A few posts later in the same thread.]

I'll leave you with this thought;

One day, a loveshy man will not be content with gunning down a few women.

One day, a man will take A THOUSAND of you bitches with him.

Then, maybe the world will sit up and take notice.

mikeEmyers, love-shy.com 238 Comments [2/21/2010 12:32:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 110
Submitted By: David
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Quote# 71081

[re: whether humor existed before the arrival of Christianity]

To one with an open mind, your vulgar "examples" tend to reinforce the basic observation: (real) humor was lacking before Christianity. Crudeness or vulgarity or mockery is not true humor, and Greek "comedies" were not attempts at humor in today's sense.

If you had evidence of writings about humor itself, or books of humor, or truly comedic performances, or anything remotely similar to quality humor today, then that could help your argument. But the above examples, if they are the best you have, simply underscore the insight in this essay.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Talk:Essay:Greatest Mysteries of World History 68 Comments [2/21/2010 12:10:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 58
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70920

Great thing about The Bible Is, the more we learn about Science, that more proven right it always is.

Mithrandir-Olorin33, IMDB 45 Comments [2/21/2010 11:00:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 71
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Quote# 70883

Man is not the descendant of monkey is a true statement that liberal academia refuses to adhere to. They falsely prefer to interpret man through an evolution stage, beast to man. In addition, they wrongly assert biology as proof of 'Mankind from beast' nonsense. They cling to the dishonest notions developed by Charles Darwin.

The Bible has great insight into who Man really is.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 61 Comments [2/21/2010 8:46:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 62
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70822

So from all of their websites, and forums. I have come up with a current evolutionist Hit List:

Individuals separated by education and belief.
1. Atheist-evolutionist.
2. Atheist only.
3. Theistic evolutionist (evolution plus God).
4. Old earth creationist (OEC).
5. Creationist.
6. Young earth creationist (literal belief in God's word).

Where they are considered by evolutionists.
1. Close to pure human, and always well educated.
2. Predominately human, and mostly well educated.
3. Half human, and moderately educated.
4. A little less than half human. Slightly educated.
5. Predominately animal. Not very intelligent.
6. Almost pure animal. Un-educatable.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 56 Comments [2/21/2010 8:44:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 43
Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70808

(In response to the question, "do you think that Jesus would approve of our use of waterboarding?")

Yes I think Jesus would approve, absolutely. Jesus used violence in carrying a whip in clearing out the Temple for the greater good. If I love my neighbor as I am taught to do, and I see my neighbor beating his wife and children and can only save them using violence, I believe God would approve not in His perfect will but in His permissive will to saving their lives. Which is why there is war in Scripture.....Any woman having a child born naturally, has suffered much more then a "waterboarding" done to save lives ...I don't think it is torture.....


Diane S, CARM 53 Comments [2/21/2010 8:43:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 48
Submitted By: Dan Onymous
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Quote# 70856

Letter writer Tom Hurst made a valid comment regarding Canada’s Governor General and necromancy. Upon being sworn in, Michaelle Jean’s first action was to create her coat of arms, which bears several pagan symbols. And she was quite open in explaining what the pagan symbolism meant vis-a-vis her Haitian identity. It is disgusting that this Governor General would not deign to honour Canada’s titular head, Queen Elizabeth, by swearing allegiance to her in representing her interests here, but instead to honour Haiti’s pagan culture. Canada was founded on Judeo-Christian laws, not voodoo. No wonder Haiti is such a mess.

Karen Smith, Comment to the Edmonton Sun 44 Comments [2/21/2010 7:54:38 AM]
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Submitted By: J.T.
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