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Quote# 70693

Already Christians in many countries are being arrested for preaching what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts. In some cases, special tribunals have been set up to punish such individuals. In America, the machinery of tyranny is likewise being put into place.

The purpose of Homo-Fascist Watch is to act as a firebell in the night, alerting and reminding all lovers of true liberty bounded by God's immutable laws of the relentless advance of a form of fascism which tolerates every sort of sexual deviation but no deviation from the party line of a totalitarian, sexually perverse elite. It is not the intention of Pilgrims Covenant Church to provoke mindless hatred or violence against the sodomites. Hatred is a fearful master which destroys its subjects; and those who live by the sword will die by the sword. We urge you to pray for the sodomites with a compassionate heart that those who are not yet reprobate will become adopted into the family of God as forgiven, blood-washed followers of Jesus Christ. Pray for the sodomites, but do not underestimate the ferociousness of their commitment to crush all resistance to their cherished goals and do not neglect your duty to resist such an evil force.

Pastor Ralph Ovadal, Homo-Fascist Watch, Pilgrims Covenant Church 51 Comments [2/21/2010 7:32:40 AM]
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Quote# 70819

I have never been to India, but many atheists I have encountered use India, China, and other eastern countries to claim God is unjust for looking to send those people to hell even though they have never been preached to. I always say to them: “what if God sent you to preach to them so they can avoid hell”. They always go away afterwards, because they realize that it might true that they are the reason those Indians and Chinese would be going to hell.

Sello Rasephei , burden4souls 62 Comments [2/21/2010 4:36:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Dexter
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Quote# 70827

Regarding the multiple homicide in the University of Alabama Biology department.

I think it was a biology experiment, like: "I wonder how long it would take Darwin to run out of ammo . . . "

lexgreen, CNN.com 35 Comments [2/21/2010 2:18:30 AM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 70796

Once again giving lie to the leftist talking point that "No one is pro-abortion," Planned Parenthood is publishing abortion-themed Valentine's Day cards. Because nothing says "love" like murdering the child that results from unprotected sex.

The cards feature a large heart on a white background with the message, "I love pro-choice doctors" and a link to the pro-abortion group's web site.

The cards are designed to be sent to abortionists, to thank them for making it possible for people to have unprotected recreational sex without consequences; which is the most important progressive value.

Gregory of Yardale, Moonbattery 44 Comments [2/21/2010 12:14:11 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70756

if the ONE thing ive learned about "studies" and wickipedia, and pharmecuticals and climate gate is: no one is in our generation is trustworthy.

scientists as well as politicians SELL out to the highest bidder
Atheists forge counterfiet Archeological finds to prove evolution
Texts books with KNOWN frauds are still taught as science facts
Wickipedia is controlled by the Cia
and Psychology is Conclusively the MOST defiant Enemy of God and is a false Priestcraft as it is forged and socially engineered. NOTHING that comes out of higher education is without ATHEIST Corruption. ever since separation of church and state were blown out of proportion in the 1960's.
its all evil.

on the contrary, Morality is taught in religion and defined by the scriptures and NO ONE can deny that God has not designed Religion to be source of morality and faith and teachings of righteousness. so whatever conclusions this false study has, is completely and utterly a lie.

witnessofJesus, Yahoo Answers 61 Comments [2/20/2010 5:59:55 PM]
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Quote# 70728

"Are people born homophobic or is it a choice?"

We can accept you as people, but it's your conduct which we cannot accept. Consider this fact: All men are born with tendencies to do things not acceptable. For example: All men are born with a tendency to molest their own daughters. Most men have enough self respect to control themselves. It's simply a matter of mind over body, a matter of the brain making the decision to do what's right. That is what life is about, making right decisions. A few people are born with same sex attraction. Again, this is something that they know is not normal or good, so they should put their brain in charge, and not just let the body rule. If we all let our bodies decide everything there would be no end to trouble. The brain needs to take charge. So again, I repeat. It's not the perverts we dislike, it's their conduct and lack of self control we don't like.

Jorm, Yahoo! Answers 78 Comments [2/20/2010 5:16:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Ajax
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Quote# 70710

[A health instructor at Fresno City College is incorporating religious and anti-gay views in his classes. The ACLU is attempting to force him to teach accurate and unbiased medical information.]

He is not basing anything on religion; it is on Natural Law which is the basis of U.S. law. ACLU should be sued for attacking his freedom to teach fact and Truth. That fascist organization needs to be put out of business. It better not be getting any tax payer funds.

Its very Communist roots tell us how divisive and evil the ACLU truly is. We should post everyone’s name who contributes to that evil communist organization and Alinskyite them. The good things they have done are far outdone by the evil—like representing NAMBLA for free in the rape case of that little boy by the pervert who absorbed all the “how to” info from NAMBLA publication. ACLU has been trying to destroy the Boy Scouts and mainstream homosexuality. Their vision for the US is a bathhouse hellhole with old atheists able to legally bed little boys. That old ACLU alum, Ginsberg, wants to lower the age of consent to 12....all for the frisky, sex-obsessed, youth obsessed, narcissistic, homosexual men.

savagesusie, Free Republic 48 Comments [2/20/2010 5:07:44 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70831

If we depended on scientific advance from the dogmatic atheists one sees on these kind of boards, then we would still be in the Stone Age.

RufusRedcut, guardian.co.uk 58 Comments [2/20/2010 4:54:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 70765

I am not lying or exaggerating to you when I tell you what I have already said on here before.

I HAVE eye-witnessed a "near amputee" style healing from no more than about 2 feet away. I watched the leg GROW OUT by several inches through prayer in the name of Jesus, with no possibility of a hoax, in a small gathering, I'd say sometime around 1993. This leg had been injured decades earlier in an automobile crash, and he had a noticeable, obvious limp with the injured leg being several inches shorter than the healthy, due to the bone and tissue damage.

Quantum_Conundrum, Physforum 72 Comments [2/20/2010 3:22:31 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 70794

[In answer to a question as to why there are no water stains in cave walls if there was a global flood]

It's likely the sea stains were erased just after the Tower of Babel. Sea stains are a form of language and it would have been confounded like everything else.

how are they considered language? well they convey meaning and anything (that is everything) conveys meaning in the universe. So it really does not matter if you do the research or not, if sea stains aren't found it's due to CONFOUNDATION not because they were never there.

biblethumping, FRDB 82 Comments [2/19/2010 2:16:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 70784

The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen. Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens. Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God". All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits. Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them.

In essence, all sex is rape. Am I going to complain? No, I have a gun to shoot down any "rapist" that enters my home.

Bricktop, AWE 122 Comments [2/19/2010 1:56:51 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 70734

Why don't you all trash your computers, go out and enjoy real life, nature, the bible, and Jesus?

All computers are spyware. Mac, Linux, and Windows are spying on you and they're Satan's own software. The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it if you allow Jesus into your heart.

Josh Taylor, The Inquirer 119 Comments [2/19/2010 1:29:27 AM]
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Quote# 70717

The whole survival of the fittest description of nature is totally false. Animals are not in competition, they are co-operative beings, nature is much more social than they claim. Evolution just reflects the racist capitalist imperialist victorian ideology that was around the time that it was produced, believing that there were biological hierarchies, to justify white colonial rule of the rest of the world. Plus it's still a theory, and what about the whole issue of the transitional fossils?

LailaTheMuslim, Ummah 65 Comments [2/19/2010 1:18:55 AM]
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Quote# 70713

If Evolution were true.....then why no recorded human history before 4000 BC?
Evolutionists claim that man evolved over millions/billions years ago. If there were any truth to these false claims, then man's historical record should span back at least hundreds-of-thousands of years, if not millions

One of the simplest and best proofs that evolution is a joke, is the FACT that there is NO recorded history prior to 4,000 B.C. The world's history is CLEARY defined by SIX world powers since time began: Egypt, Assyria, Babylon, Medo-Persia, Greece, and Rome.

There is no record of a cataclysmic event that destroyed mankind prior to 4,000 B.C. Do you think it's a mere coincidence that the Word of God is so concise on world history?

If I were an evolutionist, I would be extremely disturbed by this FACT. Prove me wrong! I dare you to show me any recorded civilization before 4,000 B.C. And I don't mean some pottery jug or item that you claim is 14,000 years old--Show me any evidence of civilization prior to 4,000 B.C


White Shooting Star of HK, Yahoo! Answers 87 Comments [2/19/2010 1:14:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Catherine
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Quote# 70684

Homnosexuality is sick and disgusting, not only that homosexuals are palin out stupid.

They can't even count to three.

A man can do everything? for a woman that another woman can do plus one more thing!

A woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing,

Homosexuals are sick perverted reprobated minded idiots!

ArticleTen, YouTube 79 Comments [2/19/2010 12:50:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Dark Bowser
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Quote# 70675

[Board titled "America Needs A Witch Law"]

No need to be sorry. You're dyslexia is probably caused by a witch. A lot of things people take for granted that weren't around hundreds of years ago are because we are not tough on witches anymore. I have a friend who has dyslexia and it was at its worst in middle school when he was always bothered by this strange girl. I witnessed her doing magic experiments with potions one day and told the principal but he said there was nothing he could do. But then one day she started harrassing another boy and started leaving him alone. The next month he broke his elbow and my friend's english grades and test scores started doing a lot better. He caught up with a normal reading level the next year. I think it's because the witch stopped bothering him.

God bless you and wish you well. Look around at the people in your life. You'll probably find some seem a little suspicious like they might have a reason to bewitch you. Try to avoid those people. They are probably witches.

ChristsAdvocate, Topix 73 Comments [2/19/2010 12:35:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Ajax
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Quote# 70639

Are we really expected to be nicer to Muslims than to actual people?

Arthur Always, Yahoo! Answers 47 Comments [2/19/2010 12:07:09 AM]
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Quote# 70537

Cant wait to see those flaming Perez Hilton types on the front lines “bitch slapping” the Taliban into submission. Are the Army and Marine Drill instructors now have to take sensitivity training so as to not insult or demean the “PP Puffers”? I can hear the battle cry now “OH NO ITS THE HOMO’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”. Will they all sit around playing Village People and Cher records non stop? Well theres another reason to send a suicide bomber into your barracks because you have homosexual soldiers. Thank God, I served in the Military when our forces were STILL real fighting men, not a bunch of purple BARNEY types who want everyone to feel good. What are we going to have now, a guy in your group/unit going around giving out camo fashion do’s and dont’s for the rest of them. Dont ask, dont tell allowed them to serve, now the IDIOTS, YES THE IDIOTS in command/DC want them on the front lines. Well you are going to need more lawyers to investigate friendly fire incidents in foxholes too. How long until one of them go ballistic like the Muslim at Fort Hood because he didnt get a date on a Saturday night? How long before we have goats and sheep entering the service for the entertainment of these sexually perverted people.

Where has all of our great military mentors/leaders gone to. Where is the Pattons, Bradleys, MacArthurs, Eisenhowers and others. Thats right, they are causing all of the earthquakes we are having in the world right now because they are spinning in their graves watching what is going on with the American military or should I say the “Brokeback Military”.

IF THIS IS PUT INTO EFFECT WE HAVE TRULY LOST AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IT HAS STOOD FOR!

You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!

MRBIGMUTTS, Free Republic 71 Comments [2/18/2010 11:49:23 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70526

[A proposed Georgia law, H.B. 582 of 2009, would ensure that girls under the age of 16, if taken into custody for prostitution, would be sent to 'diversionary programs' (ie, treatment/therapy) instead of prison. Christians are outraged:]

Result: with no pesky law to restrict them, minors caught for prostitution could prostitute themselves with impunity [...]

Yes, some minors involved in prostitution are forced into it, but Georgia law currently requires harsh penalties for human trafficking. Also, it must be acknowledged that some boys and girls know the law, defy the law and decide to choose prostitution as a way to make money.

Changing laws to accommodate illegal, immoral, unhealthy, destructive and degrading acts will not prevent permanent physical and emotional damage to the minors involved. Legalizing prostitution for boys and girls removes a strong legal barrier that deters some minors, as well as some adults, from engaging in prostitution, simply because they don’t want to go to jail or have a police record. Removing penalties for boys and girls will increase their vulnerability to alternate lifestyles, including homosexuality, and they will prostitute themselves accordingly.

Arguments for decriminalizing prostitution are similar to those used for giving contraceptives to children. The result of that – teen pregnancy is common, almost half of all births are to unwed girls, couples cohabit before marriage, STDs are off the chart and colleges have coed dorms.

Do we want more under-age prostitution or less? To reduce prostitution, enforce the law. Laws, when enforced, do lower the crime rate and prostitution is a crime for all ages.

[...] The threat of arrest, public humiliation and a police record has “scared straight” many minors and adults. Arrest is a valuable life-saving tool that must continue. So, if necessary, hire enough officers to arrest prostitutes of all ages.

Sue Ella Deadwyler, Georgia Insight 50 Comments [2/18/2010 11:43:45 PM]
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Quote# 70514

A lot of Disney movies are not appropriate for children under the age of 18 and if they are watched by the this group they should have parental guidance. I would rate them R at least. They may not have open sex but they do contain strong direct and indirect influences which are detrimental as applied to sexual behavior and religion.

OtherSideOfTheBoat, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [2/18/2010 11:39:29 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70475

Devil worshipers are the #1 committers of treason against the United States. Devil worshipers have only sought to harm this nation. Therefore they should not be allowed to openly practise as they are plotting to hurt people.


Just like the white supremicst groups should be shut down because they are enciting violence against, blacks christians and Jews. Same goes for the nation of Islam they openly plot to bring the downfall of this nation.


I will go as far as to say the Tv preachers who are conmen should be arrested and tried for treason. As they openly claim if you send them money, God will heal you.

Heaven's Janitor, Pharyngula 35 Comments [2/18/2010 11:34:00 PM]
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Quote# 70466

Do you know what percentage of the atmosphere is actually effected by our presence on this rock? It’s like .05%! Not an opinion, fact.
We would have to shut the planet down for years just to make the slightest dent in a already tiny percentage. It’s like two fleas fighting over who owns the dog. Intelligent design is not an option either, the mathematical chances for the earth to exist like it is with us on it is impossible Trilions x trillions x tr…. Not an opinion, fact. Pro-choice should be called pro-death because you ARE KILLING A BABY not an opiion, fact. Aborting a fetus is nothing more than that. If you are OK with that than so be it.

Ryan Hartley, The Beast 39 Comments [2/18/2010 11:29:51 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70460

[In response to a comment trying to explain that modern apes and humans are separate branches of the evolutionary tree}

So you believe that we were tree branches at one time.This took place millions of years after nothing exploded,and it made everything.

C, Y! answers 54 Comments [2/18/2010 11:24:00 PM]
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Quote# 70578

(So because Pharaoh wouldn't let the slaves go he killed countless egyptian children who had done nothing wrong?)

how many hebrew children were killed by the egyptians? its called direct justice and too bad if you dont like it. you kill a child then one of your kids or their kids will get it one day. that would be DIRECT JUSTICE. you destroy another family then one day your family may be destroyed. it makes? sense to me. why not you?

godrulztheearth, Youtube 54 Comments [2/18/2010 6:58:09 PM]
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Submitted By: The Bad Guy
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Quote# 70577

I am an atheist. I voted for prop 8. I don't believe in god, but I believe in reason. Gay marriage sets our society on a slippery slope toward polygamy, incest and anything-goes. Show me one argument that justifies gay marriage but not gay marriage.

Equal protection? Why don't three or four people deserve the same equal protection as two? People in loving relationships? Worldwide and in parts of US, there are many polygamist families that are loving and fruitful. Also if gay marriage goes, so goes our deeprooted taboo against incest. What is the legal argument for prohibiting incest between two people that will not produce anything?


Asjc, CNN Comments 82 Comments [2/18/2010 6:58:04 PM]
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