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Quote# 70454

My kids would never turn out gay because they've been raised in a healthy, loving home where hetrosexuality? is promoted as the norm. It's my opinion, and I'm entitled to it.

KBActive , YouTube 72 Comments [2/15/2010 10:16:01 PM]
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Quote# 70413

[Do you believe in evolution?]

Many answers are guesses. Do you know of any Black family who over the generations has become Chinese? No race has ever changed into another.

Lincoln6, Y! answers 58 Comments [2/15/2010 10:12:29 PM]
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Quote# 70412

Australian Lungfish
Created on Day 5
November 17, 2009
Design

The fossils of a creature almost identical to the Australian lungfish were found in Northern Ireland and were dated at 100 million years. With the Australian lungfish being limited to the waters of Queensland, Australia, how did remains of this creature get in Northern Ireland? Simple. Before the global Flood, the Australian lungfish may not have been limited to its present region. Also, the effects of the Flood could have moved this creature to the area of present-day Northern Ireland and buried it for people to find later. These fossil finds are an amazing testimony to God’s hand in creating the lungfish kind and to His hand in covering the entire earth in a global Flood.

Kid's Answers, Answers in Genesis 37 Comments [2/15/2010 10:12:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Mr Blur
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Quote# 70305

*Swimming pool users banned from showering naked*

I think that we are all in agreement here on this issue.

This world is NOT a safe place for children; all one needs to do to conform this sad fact is to consult the newspaper, TV or internet and they will be presented with more than ample evidence of this. And this being the case, while we cannot remove all such hazards and dangers that might present themselves, as parents, relative, loved ones and friends, it is our responsibility and duty to see to it that the children in our lives are afforded the best protection from these particular elements we can muster for them.

In short, no stranger (aside from trained medical personnel in the appropriate hospital/ doctor's office setting or emergency situation) should see a child naked, and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER should they BE EXPOSED BODILY to a child in said manner. Such behavior is not merely "unacceptable"; it cannot, and MUST NOT be tolerated.

On that note: it seems society continually tries to push the boundaries of what is considered "acceptable", eroding accepted boundaries and establishing new "norms" that are far different from what we are familiar with. In the past decade alone, we have seen what was once considered abominable to be phased in as practically commonplace ( i.e. "gay marriage"). It concerns me, due to the fact that on so many fronts the values that we hold dear are being challenged and in many cases stripped away. With all that we have seen so far, how much longer before they attempt with much stronger zeal an assault that targets children, if not already underway?


Robert, RF 65 Comments [2/15/2010 9:45:24 PM]
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Quote# 70290

Why aren’t all schoolchildren being taught that there are special health risks associated with homosexual behavior and that they should “just say no” to homosexuality? (Instead, schools are willy-nilly working to spread the PC idea among youth that certain people are naturally “gay,” and that this is a harmless identity);

Why won’t the news media make the common-sense connection between these frequent stories about (male) homosexual behavior and disease — to the idea that perhaps it’s probably not smart for society and pop culture to celebrate homosexuality and bisexuality?;

Why isn’t there a concerted government effort — akin to the current anti-smoking campaigns — to reign in homosexual promiscuity – beginning with closing down all sex businesses (bathhouses) that facilitate homosexual perversion? (Of course, we favor closing down straight prostitution businesses as well.) We know that bisexual behavior (men on the “down low”) help spread dangerous diseases to the general population: how many deaths and illnesses have to result from “second-hand sodomy” before authorities take corrective action? (Curiously, even President Bush’s White House spokeswoman, Dana Perino, recently abruptly cut off a question by reporter Les Kinsolving critical of homosexual bathhouses);

If any other behavior were as closely linked to death and disease as male homosexuality, would we be so careful not to criticize it – or would we offer healthy alternatives to it like abstinence and the ex-”gay” movement?

Peter LaBarbera, Americans for Truth 38 Comments [2/15/2010 9:42:22 PM]
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Quote# 70287

Should you show off the skin on your arms? Is this modest? The fact is, sleeveless blouses (“tank tops”) and halter-tops or halter dresses are not necessary. Remember, God sees how you dress. Dress in a way that pleases Him.

What about showing off the skin of your legs? Do you think that God wants you to show off your legs to strangers on the street? Is this modest dressing? Remember, your knees are best used for kneeling in prayer. There is no need to show them off to men. Therefore, keep your dresses and skirts below the knees. Longer is definitely more modest than shorter.


Modest Christian, Christians dressing modestly 89 Comments [2/15/2010 9:41:34 PM]
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Quote# 70198

A gay man has the right to marry either a straight/gay woman any time he wants just as gay woman can marry gay/straight man anytime she wants. THAT is equal protection under the law. Being able to marry a “house cat” is a new thing, just as man/man or woman/woman marriage is a new thing. That is the argument. Additionally, if gay marriage is OK, so is plural marriages of any configuration. Legally 10 people could all be married. That is equal protection under the law. Libs providing anecdotal information about a gay couple here or there that has been together for 20 years, etc. is useless. Study after study confirms that man/man relationships are extremely transient.

The issue is that libs continually try to change language to suit their goals. Just like the whole “pro-choice” thing. It isn’t pro- or anti-choice it is pro- or anti-abortion. If you change the language then you deceive people. Marriage has been between males and females for the entire definition of the word. “Health care reform” is another example of that. In all reality, that monster was closer to “insurance reform” but “health care reform” plays better.

Words matter and so do their definitions.

jrestrepo, Free Republic 48 Comments [2/15/2010 9:27:40 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70552

"While I realize that Islam has been violent throughout its history, so has Judeism and Christianity (think Crusades)."

The Crusades were nothing but Jews and Christians fighting back against brutal Muslim aggression, defending themselves and their bretheren in the Middle East and The Holy Land from annhialation at the hands of the barbaric Saracen and Moorish dogs. You human piece of puke. I have chunks of jerks like you in my stool. Go f*%k you and your Mooselip homo ass-buddies. You make me sick, may you rot in Hell.

Gargantua, Free Republic 51 Comments [2/15/2010 8:40:04 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70378

There is Public and Private schools.

In a socialistic socity there would only be public schools but since we have the choice to go to a private school.

["I'm sorry to tell you but that is NOT correct. Socialist countries have both public and private schools. It's true that the US is a Capitalist country, but the public school system is SOCIALIST."]

Doesn't seem like it to me. If they were then I would be perscuted by them and in jail right now.

Shadow girl, AVEN 36 Comments [2/15/2010 6:55:50 PM]
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Quote# 70513

All Buddhists are satanists.
All Hindus are satanists.
All Shintoists are satanists.
All Muslims are satanists.
All agnostics, athesists, etc. are satanists.
Lots of people who call themselves Christians are really satanists.

who_would_fardels_bear, Free Republic 85 Comments [2/15/2010 3:17:15 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70390

Like many Christians, I have some serious problems with the
theory of evolution, dinosaurs & similar ideas espoused by
modern-day science. According to text books, dinosaurs
existed millions of years ago long before the arrival of
mankind on Earth. Not surprisingly, this is in direct
conflict with the Genesis account, which I believe to be an
accurate record written by Moses, as dictated to him by God.
Contrary to what is believed by some New Age thinkers, in my
view, Genesis contains very little symbolism. It is a very
factual historical account written from a human perspective
so that we could understand the story of Creation even
thousands of years later today

Endtime Prophecy Net, Endtime Prophecy net 50 Comments [2/15/2010 11:35:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Trike
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Quote# 70381

Obama Speech today - If Rapture happens while he is speaking....Hmmmmm

I wonder what he would say...

He is making his speech... blah, blah, blah and all of sudden right before his eyes, the Rapture happens!! I am sure he at first will be speechless and then probably blame it on Bush!!

But really, I was driving to pick up my girls from school today and this came to mind!! What a scenario!! Yikes!

CakeDecorator, RR 68 Comments [2/15/2010 11:35:30 AM]
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Quote# 70364

(In response to a post concerning Muslim and Baptist groups working towards cooperation)

Because that is exactly whae Paul did with the Greeks. He engaged in harmonious dialogue with them everywhere he went, to present a better way. Blah, blah, blah.

What a load of crap. These people need the Gospel. The need to be confronted with its sting and offended with its implications. The need to hear the good news clearly before its too late for some of them.

Faulty, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [2/15/2010 11:33:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Wayte
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Quote# 70327

If anyone’s being silenced it’s the majority of Californians who’ve time after time after time, voted against gay marriage. The nuts and fruits living in the land of fruit and nuts can’t handle they don’t get to play marriage. Even if the definition changes it will never “be” marriage. They will always be a pale shadow of an imitation of a real marriage. Because the pervert lifestyle, whatever it is, doesn’t lend itself to fidelity and monogamy, and this is what marriage is about. It’s why so few homosexuals “get married”, air quotes intentional. It’s why the only thing that they want it for are legal and tax benefits. Which they can get most of anyway through current contract law, powers of attorney, healthcare powers of attorney, leaving property to others in wills, etc.

Marriage is between a man and a woman. Hopefully they’re smart and made a wise choice so it is able to last a lifetime.

Secret Agent Man, Free Republic 46 Comments [2/15/2010 9:33:59 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70302

Tornadoes are not random. They have nothing to do with pressure systems, or hot and cold, or whatever those evil atheist Scientists come up with. Tornadoes are an exact execution of God's will against sinners. How else can you explain whole cities being torn apart and yet one or two houses remain? The answer is simple: God did not think that those houses were sinning. He told the evil occupants to go to the mall so that they could die with the rest of the people. Anyone who survives isn't "lucky," or "smart." They were saved by G*D!

Reverend, yahoo Answers  38 Comments [2/15/2010 9:31:14 AM]
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Submitted By: the dog
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Quote# 70177

See, when we bring up a lot of these irrelevant issues [evolution and anything else other than the threat of Hellfire and eternal torment], we're confining ourselves to the human intellect. The place of argument. Listen to Colossians 1:21. "The ungodly are enemies of God IN THEIR MIND." That's what the Bible says: the human mind is an enemy of God. The mind is a place of hostility, enmity towards God. [...] What we must do is learn to do what Jesus did. To circumnavigate the human intellect and go directly for the conscience. I can't emphasize the importance of this.

Ray Comfort, Living Waters, "True & False Conversions" (49:12-49:34, 50:34-50:44)  68 Comments [2/14/2010 10:08:57 PM]
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Quote# 70352

[Regarding Pat Robertson's comments about the earthquake in Haiti]

Yes, Robertson is saying the Haitians deserved this disaster, and rightly so! He'd be right in saying that about any other country suffering such a disaster. We're ALL guilty of grievous sins against God and we're ALL deserving of death however it comes.

Jason, ShockandBlog 59 Comments [2/14/2010 9:32:57 PM]
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Submitted By: KittyKaboom
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Quote# 70343

---I do understand what he said. He said that because I don't believe in his god, I deserve to have my beloved pets die a horrible death.---

Then you didn't get it. He said God was trying to drive you to him, by killing your ducks.
Which to a Christian means, God is personally trying to extend his love to you.

Inviolable, Christian Forums 72 Comments [2/14/2010 9:32:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Keres
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Quote# 70330

I have often thought of this; and at this point i no longer have any qualms about doing it, except for the legal consequences, assault, and battery, possibly agrivated felony assualt. If there were some way to to that with out geting in trouble and being labled a woman beater i would more than gladly physically hurt any woman who hurt me emotionally or rejected me in a mean way. Becoming a serial killer is better, if you do it right, youll have time to flee the country, and then leave a note saying why you killed all the bitches as you leave to a non extradition nation.Women need to learn that being crul to men will have physical consequences.

SociallyInept, love-shy.com 74 Comments [2/14/2010 9:30:58 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 70328

Mohammedanism must be eradicated.

A good start would be to destroy the stupid black rock in Mecca with a surgical strike, accompanied by a warning to evaportate the entire city if the Mohammedan mayhem does not stop.

Westbrook, Free Republic 60 Comments [2/14/2010 8:45:06 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70325

I for one, being a United States Infantryman, believe that if Trijicon puts any reference to the Bible on their optics then it is there right. Trijicon makes THE best optics (scopes) that I have ever used, or seen. I carried a Trijicon ACOG (Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight) in Iraq last year and I can tell you that just about anyone in the military will agree that they make the best optics for most commonly issued small-arms.

I never even knew about that Bible verse on my scope until it came up in the news. Do I care? No, in fact I find it kind of nice. Its like giving one back to the Jihadists. While other servicemen may have joined up for "Freeing Iraq" or whatever, I joined "Pro Dues et Patria"--"For God and Country", I joined to fight and kill Islamic Jihadists.

The struggle over there is one between Islam and Christianity, but sadly only the Jihadists seem to make that clear. They are not politically correct. While everyone is entitled to their opinion mine is thus: If Trijicon were forced to remove their "hidden Bible code" from their product they should cease from working with the U.S. Government, Trijicon has the best product and they should deserve to be able to place a Bible reference. For those who find this distrubing, then please give your money away, because as far as I am aware--"In God We Trust!" still is seen on legal tender.

armyman_83, Christian Forums 44 Comments [2/14/2010 8:44:11 PM]
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Submitted By: sidhe
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Quote# 70314

I listened to a lecture a few years back about a study that was done on food. They used the same meals made from the same ingredients. Two were prepared by a loving mom for her family, two were made by an indifferent chief, and two were made by an agitated worker. They did this over and over with lots of different people and found that the same meal from the same ingredients was significantly nutritionally different depending on the emotional state of the person preparing it. More than that they found that the recipients body was able to much greater utilize the nutrients available once the meals had been prayed over. They found that the moms’ meals had the highest nutrition value, the most symmetric molecular structure, and the recipients bodies absorbed the most nutrients from it of the 3 unsprayed for controls. The chiefs’ meals were much less beneficial to the body and the meals made by the agitated workers actually cause detrimental effects to the body. Very little nutrition was absorbed from it at all and it caused an explosion of free radicals to be released in the body. In all cases the meals were prayed over and in all cases the meals ability to be used by the body improved. But the meal prepared with love and then prayed over was so much more beneficial to the body then the others that the scientist concluded, if they could find out why it could cut our food intake by 2/3. It was a very interesting lecture to say the least.

Marandia, Revelation Now Forum 68 Comments [2/14/2010 8:40:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 70310

Regarding a teacher in the UK who is facing disciplinary action for after repeatedly proselytising to a student, even after being asked to stop by the girl's parents

I'm just appalled when I hear stories such as this. I have yet to hear in the news that a muslim or an atheist or an amoral person who shares his philosophies in a western country received some sort of treatment like this. Anybody can just highlight words but the sad fact still holds: In today's democracy,free speech is free speech only and only if Christianity isn't in the speech. This is pathetic. Many biblical Christians have been subjected to as much verbal harassment in the school or at the neighborhood but we take in stride because we purposely adhere to the individual soul liberty. As much as you honor and tolerant of words from atheists, amoral and immoral people, there should be also a tolerant of Christianity. Do remember this. Democracy is an application NOT by Islam, nor by atheism, nor by liberalism, nor by amoral practices, but by Bible-practicing believers of Jesus Christ. That's the truth and that's the fact!

December 24, 3:12 AM

TheGospelWitness, Examiner.com 48 Comments [2/14/2010 8:29:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Nitsua
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Quote# 70298

[FSTDT + RSTDT]

In Genesis, God created Adam, the first man. The Holy Bible is a history book of Adam's people. The Hebrew word for man is Adam itself and actually means to show blood in the face; to be fair; rosy cheeked; to be ruddy; and to be able to blush or flush. One must admit that the other races do not fit this description and therefore, cannot descend through Adam. God declared, "Everything after its own kind". From Adam, there proceeded a chosen line who followed God after righteousness. From Adam's son Seth, to Noah the chosen line remained racially pure and faithful to God. Noah and his family were preserved during the Great Flood while God destroyed the disobedient. Noah's son, Shem, continued the chosen line and these people became known as Shemites or Semites.

Pastor Mark Downey , Kinsman Redeemer Ministries 31 Comments [2/14/2010 8:26:54 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70280

OH, now ya'll see why voting for him was the worst mistake anyone could ever make, now you all want Bush back and will do anything to make up for all the negativety you spead about him, now you see why o-sama/bama is a muslim terroirst and you were pussy whipped for trying to 'forgive and forget' about 9/11. Well it's alittle to late now, now in 2012 your all going straight to hell while the REAL ppl. survuve because we knew better than to support an american enemy to run our country.

j-jason2000, IMDB 47 Comments [2/14/2010 8:26:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter
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