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Quote# 70263


Men and women have different but complementary genitalia and are able to advance the human race via procreational intercourse.

Humans do not have the natural ability to procreate in a homo setting. Homosexuals cannot procreate and cannot advance the human race by themselves.

A homosexually inclined person is about as useful to advancing the human race as somebody who has intercourse with a fair-ground ride (does happen).

Ultimately, such acts can be done, but the practitioners have deviated from what is to be considered natural.

Humans only have one option if they want to survive and that is hetero. This implies homosexuality is a flaw or disease.

Usually, effort is spent curing diseases. Homosexuality should be treated no different.

Alpha Dude, IB Islamic Forum 62 Comments [2/14/2010 8:25:52 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70240

I just know some atheist is going to mention

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Allow me to answer this in advance. When a virgin is raped she is no longer pure and thus her chances for marriage are greatly diminished. God provides for the woman who has become impure due to rape. Since no else will want to marry her, God commands that her attacker marry her and pay her family a tidy sum.

The man who rapes a virgin has clearly shown an interest in the woman and so forcing him to marry her doesn't cause him too much distress on him and lessens the chance the marriage will be a really bad existence for the woman. Making the attacker pay her family a tidy sum helps the family out and in this way the girl helps her family out. So, instead of the woman being considered defiled and an outcast the family can embrace her. She gets a husband and the family gets money. God setup rules to help even the lowly out.

God has a plan for each of us and we just need to seek Him to find out what His plan is.

Y=X, Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog  60 Comments [2/14/2010 8:19:42 PM]
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Submitted By: tjonp
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Quote# 70482

You refused to explain evolution to me, because you are afrain to admit you think you came from the rocks that were rained on for millions of years. I asked you a simple question about evolution and you would not anwser it, because your big bang is a lie from hell.


See you guys hate God and you love to sin. So you will lie and say there is no God because the thought of God creating you and making rules for you to live by offends you.

You like stealing, adultery, idolatry, abortion, watching people suffer and you don't want to give it up. Then you hide behind the lie that you are "good people". Not one of you is good.

Heavens Janitor, Pharyngula 52 Comments [2/13/2010 10:11:21 PM]
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Quote# 70476

["But remember, denying reality is not what God wants..."]

There I will agree with you. Now here's your reality:


1) you are a sinner.


2) the penalty of sin is death.


3) Christ paid that penalty for you


4) you spat in his face by denying the veracity of the Bible, therefore denying the Gospel. After all, if you don't believe the Bible is true, you probably don't believe the gospel is true either.

Robert, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [2/13/2010 10:10:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 49
Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70488

Global warming is a world wide fruad and all time rip-off from unscuploius UN scoundrels as well as AL GORE,JAMES HANSEN,GREENPEACE,SIERRA CLUB, And its like with DDT it was banned becuase of lies and junk science

SPURWING PLOVER, Moonbattery 38 Comments [2/13/2010 4:34:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 49
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70427

The people of Haiti for example have prayed for his presence. He came to them in an earthquake to draw them closer to Him.

Jesuslovesatheists, Thinking Aloud Forum 81 Comments [2/13/2010 3:05:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 108
Submitted By: iAtheist
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Quote# 70411

Regarding the murder of late-term abortion provider Dr. George Tiller

"Perhaps if the Sedgwick County prosecutors had done a better job prosecuting Tiller for how he illegally killed babies, he would still be alive," Terry said.

Randall Terry, founder of Operation Rescue, CNN.com 35 Comments [2/13/2010 3:04:16 PM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 70396

[Scott Roeder] should be given a medal. He should've gotten the nobel peace prize! Because of him, tens of millions of people will live to see the future. Less abortions equals more kids, equals future generations of hummanity. I know liberals have a very anti-human agenda, but some of us don't. Some of us actually mean it when we call ourselves humanitarians.

Demonman, Argue With Everyone 47 Comments [2/13/2010 2:59:58 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70452

perversity and immorality, which "used" to be kept in the closet, away from the "public", is NOW being shoved down our throat and publicized. Yet, it's funny how a "christian's" rights are never protected. Definitely a true show of what a depraved world's priorities are. And if things like this are offensive to us, imagine how the Lord's views it.

toBpleasing, RR 67 Comments [2/13/2010 12:10:50 AM]
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Quote# 70371

1. If the Bible were not true, logic would not be meaningful. 2. Logic is meaningful. 3. Therefore, the Bible is true.

Dr. Jason Lisle, Answers in Genesis 128 Comments [2/13/2010 12:03:37 AM]
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Submitted By: BennyBoy
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Quote# 70368

<Talking about an interesting aberration in photographs of the Aurora Borealis>

Is there a Christian scientist? One that dosent promote the big bang and all that. That articile was full of science balony that a civilized human would have to have a PHD to understand. Scientists and there astology........

alco, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [2/13/2010 12:01:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Stupot
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Quote# 70362

Regarding The Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA):

If ENDA becomes law, it could be used by gay activists to force their way into pro-family groups and attempt to destroy them from within. Which is not that unlikely since gays do not care for natural beliefs and family values that are contrary to their unnatural lifestyle preference.

To force pro family institutions to employ gays (against their beliefs) would be as wrong as forcing daycares to employ pedophiles.

Alan H Laird, The Ottumwa Courrier 41 Comments [2/12/2010 11:59:10 PM]
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Quote# 70353

Excuse me but I think most of you are missing the point about why the left is against abstaining from sex until after marriage, and why they push queer sex and want it taught in school.
It has to do with one of the goals of communism, which is to completely destroy the moral fabric of a society and replace it with the state.

This is apparent if you study how they have taken control of many countries(all have failed of course). They destroy the family(sound familiar) unit because this leaves fewer loyalties and breeds dependence on the state. Indiscriminate sex also destroys loyalties and discourages ties to other people.

calex59, Free Republic 48 Comments [2/12/2010 11:56:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 52
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70348

[On abortion.]

It IS worse than the holocaust. The only atrocities it compares to is Stalin’s reign of terror and Mao’s cultural revolution.

ichabod1, Free Republic 29 Comments [2/12/2010 11:45:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 49
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70431

I hope that the husbands of all those fashionable liberal women (who are so concerned about gay rights) start cheating on them with every shop-girl, nanny, and barrista they can get their hands on. If they get caught, they can just claim that they are only expanding the definition of marriage, and demonstrating their solidarity with gays.

Mr. Anon, Moonbattery 42 Comments [2/12/2010 11:43:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 56
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70394

Part of what makes [American] Jews liberals, as Norman Podhoretz pointed out in his book, is a general hatred and dislike of Christianity. No, Jews don't hate Christians the same way blacks hate whites, with all that vitriol and such, but it's more passive, simply having no sympathy or concern for them.

Craig, Moonbattery 36 Comments [2/12/2010 11:39:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 49
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70393

Despite all the Liberal talk about "meaningful debate", "tolerance", "respect", etc, the "Pro Choice" crowd is fundamentally dishonest.

If you cannot respect and accept as valid the simple idea that killing an unborn human being is wrong, you have to be dishonest....or in very deep denial.....or you are hiding another agenda.

If you doubt what I'm saying, just take a look at Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.

"Pro-Choice" is a polite euphemism for Pro-Abortion, and this movement is built on a foundation of racism and eugenics.

This is not my opinion, or a "Pro-Life Right Wing Talking Point" - it is historical FACT.

Also, if you doubt the sincerity of the "Pro-Choicers", just look at Sarah Palin. Governor Palin should be a feminist poster girl, but she "ecercised her right to choose" - and comitted the unforgiveable Pseudoprogressive Neofascist Feminist sin of making the "wrong" choice.

Bottom line is, the Pro Abortion Movement and the media that enable them are at best a bunch of lying b#stards - and at worst are more evil than even most of thier rank and file supporters know.

TonyD95B, Moonbattery 35 Comments [2/12/2010 11:39:00 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70322

Coakley insulted people with religious values by declaring that those who oppose abortion probably shouldn't work in emergency rooms because an occasional patient might demand an immediate abortion. Feminists refuse to allow respect for a right of conscience because that might get in the way of their ideology that abortion is women's premier right.

Feminists pretend they want all laws and behavior to be gender-neutral, with identical treatment of male and female (and other genders, whatever they are). But when it comes to domestic violence and child abuse, feminist ideology decrees that men are naturally batterers and women never lie so they don't have to present evidence in order to convict a man.

Phyllis Schlafly, TownHall.com 41 Comments [2/12/2010 11:38:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70301

*gays in the military*

If he changes the policy, we are probably going to see about 25% of the military leave as soon as they can. Many of them will be officers and NCOs. My husband is retired from the army, but if he were not, he would be submitting his retirement papers asap. We will certainly discourage our son from following his dad into the military.

I won't go into detail here but when my husband was a commander he had to deal with several problems caused by gay soldiers. One of them involved the attempted homosexual assault of another male soldier.


sherrimae, RR 40 Comments [2/12/2010 11:16:55 PM]
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Quote# 70299

*gays in the military*

I garuntee that when they enlist they will be given free reign on who to hit on, and if a single heterosexual private complains he will be violating the homosexuals rights...


SPYDYR , RR 37 Comments [2/12/2010 11:15:58 PM]
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Quote# 70345

[On transgender people and SRS.]

No one is "trapped in the body" of a man or woman. Psychiatry has decided it's a "for real" medical condition, but that's just bullshit. The shrinks make a buck, the plastic surgeons make a buck (so much for "first, do no harm"), and these mentally ill, surgically mutilated people descend into hell.

I've taken heat because I won't budge on this. Three people I knew thru the years went for this crap and EVERY ONE OF THEM offed themselves. They were miserable, self-loathing, mentally unstable, chemically altered freaks who stood NO chance at a life worth living.

So...by all means...free country, do what you want, mutilate yourself...I don't care. That society must APPROVE of it? Accept it? Promote it? Use the names that psychiatrists deem appropriate (i.e. "transgender" instead of "mentally ill")? Teach kids that it's OK?

Not a chance in hell.

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 45 Comments [2/12/2010 11:09:02 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70342

The concept that a human being requires sentience is subjective. Not everyone agrees. What about puberty? Why not draw the line there? Sure the organism just before puberty is sentient and can feel pain but who are vyou to say thats the subjective criteria if others disagree with you?
Anyway the whole issue can be solved by saying dont have sex unless one wants the responsibilty of conception. And isnt that what its all about sexual license? Of course it is. The next question will be so am I saying do with out sex, and the answer is yes! thats what it says in the Bible its for procreation. If people can't do without sex, and one doesn't need it, then sex must be their god.

Phineas2, CF 32 Comments [2/12/2010 11:08:27 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 70246

[Gerald A. Polley, who claims to be "God's Only Recognized Representative On Earth", allegedly quoting God's comments on Obama.]

I repeat today that I do not recognize the presidency of Barack Obama. I will, under no circumstances, allow those that truly serve me to communicate with him or any member of his administration in any way, for he has joined The United Nation's efforts to sodomize my children and to legalize homosexuality. I ask every government of the world to send their strong rebuke to Mr. Obama and tell him that they will not allow him to sodomize their sons. That no American official will be allowed in their countries that promotes homosexuality. Any American official stating that homosexuallity is acceptable will immediately be put out of their countries. Anyone trying to teach their sons to destroy themselves will not be accepted.
I ask this of every Islamic country. I ask all religious leaders of every denomination that truly follow me to rebuke Mr. Obama bitterly and say that this is not acceptable. I will repeat clearly so all will understand, no individual that supports homosexuality will ever enter into my Kingdoms. No one that encourages young men to destroy their bodies, their minds, and their souls will be permitted to abide with their loved ones within the boundaries of my Kingdoms. I condemn bitterly Mr. Obama for taking part in this abomination and telling young men to destroy themselves. I will never accept this, I will never allow it. I strike his name from The Book Of Life, I remove him from my fellowship. He will never be a part of me again.

Gerald A. Polley, Voices from Spirit 57 Comments [2/12/2010 11:08:19 PM]
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Quote# 70335

["And as he said these things unto them, the scribes and the Pharisees began to urge him vehemently, and to provoke him to speak of many things
Laying wait for him, and seeking to catch something out of his mouth, that they might accuse him." -Luke 11:53-54, KJV]

Proposed Conservative Translation:

As Jesus told them off, the scribes and Pharisees furiously interrogated Him about everything,
plotting and seeking to quote Him for a politically incorrect remark to use against Him.

Andy Schlafly, Conservative Bible Project 50 Comments [2/12/2010 11:08:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 70331

Do you have any RELEVANT prove that all women arent part of an evil hive mind? They are out to get men because they know men need sex, and they go out tease guys and withhold sex. They reject them in cruel ways, and are very
egocentric and sociopathic if you look at the way modern bitches act. It doesnt matter if women in general dont fit those descriptors; all that matters is the individuals experiences; have enough bad ones, and they represent REALITY....

Oh and FYI killing women, and making a political statemnt can be very effective, its something called terrorism, and it has brought major nations to their knees. Kill enough women, make it clear why, and then maybe then society will take you seriously. Im not saying i would do that; i have no desire to go to prison, but i would enthusiastically root for a person or group that would. Sometimes when one is hopeless, HATE is the only thing left going for a person; thats the way it is for me; ive replaced my desire to get a woman, which i know will never happen, with hatred...its not a bad substitute let me tell you that.

SociallyInept, love-shy.com 93 Comments [2/12/2010 11:07:24 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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