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Quote# 70235

Judgement day is coming very soon for the monsters that murder innocent babies,and I want a front row seat to see it all.

24thchance, RR 42 Comments [2/12/2010 11:05:19 PM]
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Quote# 70229

Get your facts straight. The only fact your site has straight, given its slutty, sorry ideologies, is its using the term "jezebel" as a label. Yes, that label is indeed appropriate, and no, in reference to the column against Sarah Palin, the title's claim that being Pro-Life is not being pro-woman is a complete lie. Talk to Planned Parenthood, the slutty, dishonest, Nazi-like, tyrannical organization that lies, lies, and lies to young girls, telling them that premarital sex is okay, that abortion isn't murder, that the baby is their property, that there is no post-abortion guilt, etc., one of many groups that our government needs to terminate immediately.

You take aim at Christians. My lunatical, sorry, in-denial, unfit-to-be-a-wife-or-mother friend, this country was founded upon God's Word, not this insane, self-contradictory, postmodern nonsense that we see portrayed so prominently today by the State-controlled (as Rush Limbaugh accurately puts it) media, so don't act like those who oppose legalized concentration camps are the bad guys here. Talk to the Katie Courics, the Rachel Maddows, the Keith Olbermanns, the Oprah Winfreys, and the various other bastions of insanity.

[Redacted], http://jezebel.com/ 29 Comments [2/12/2010 11:03:54 PM]
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Submitted By: The WHAM Burglar
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Quote# 70223

free of charge modification kits to remove the Scripture citations from the telescoping sights already in use.

Absolutely none of which will be used. The idiots who complained about this should be brought up on charges of Treason, convicted, and then summarily shot.

And the rifles they're shot with should have Trijicon sites on them.

Lurker, Free Republic 33 Comments [2/12/2010 11:02:58 PM]
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Quote# 70109

(From a review of "Kiss My Left Behind")

But because it is a mockery, because it throws insults toward Christians, then a book like this will be put on display. In this day and age the Christians have become the focus of Hate by the liberal media and groups like the ACLU. Further, Christians are the focus of hate by the secularists like Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins. While I write this small review, bigotry toward anyone who calls Jesus Christ their Lord and Savior is the must for such people as this Lee chap. Whether a Christian agrees with PreMill or not, no wonder books like the Left Behind are so popular, we Christians are the ones who are being discriminated against! People like Lee and the ones giving this a five star review show just how much America has slipped in terms of respect toward others. Christians are the ones that American elitists hate. That is, the Christians who acknowledge the Bible as truth and the Christians who live their lives for Christ. If this book had been a mockery of Hinduism, Islam, or some other religion like Wicca, the book would not have ever sold...not even considered...but because books like this show the growing and mounting hatred toward Christians, then yes, more books like this one will be seen all around. This is pure Christianphobia. This book is truly hateful just for the sake of being hateful. And that is why people are giving it a rave review, because they know that Christians are the target of hate crimes by organizations like the ACLU and people like Sam Harris, and such people that give this book rave reviews do so to get in on the action of hate crimes toward Christians.

FBRobertson "fbrobertson2, Amazon.com 28 Comments [2/12/2010 10:56:43 PM]
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Quote# 70098

As Americans honor civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr., a congressman says the nation is not aware of how Planned Parenthood targets black Americans with abortions. Arizona Rep. Trent Franks says the abortion industry has preyed on African-American communities for too long.

Franks told LifeNews.com today that he is "calling on Americans to work toward ending the abortion industry's disproportionate targeting of minorities."

"Today, we remember Martin Luther King, Jr. for dedicating his life to the fulfillment of a truth outlined in the Declaration of Independence: that all men are created equal, regardless of their skin color," Franks said. "While we have come a long way in the 40+ years since his death, another major hurdle in the Civil Rights Movement still looms before us: the disturbing targeting of minority populations by the abortion industry."

Franks points to startling figures to make his case.

"An astonishing 50% of African-American babies are killed by abortion," he points out. "And nearly 80% of abortion clinics are deliberately located in or near predominantly minority neighborhoods."

Ultimately, Franks says "a minority baby is five times more likely to be aborted than a white child."

Franks is the sponsor of the H.R. 1822, the Prenatal Non-Discrimination Act, which prohibits race-based abortions.

The bill would make it illegal to knowingly perform, solicit, or accept funding for either race- or sex-selection abortions as Planned Parenthood has done.

The Arizona Republican lawmaker says he's not surprised that Planned Parenthood targets black Americans with abortions given comments from its founder.

"The abortion industry's biggest secret is that their entire movement was largely founded by eugenicists like Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, who infamously said, 'We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population,'" he said.

"That appalling outlook has continued to influence Planned Parenthood and the rest of the abortion industry," he concludes.

Rep. Trent Franks, lifenews.com 24 Comments [2/12/2010 10:56:15 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70078

God is using the Disaster in Haiti for his Glory!!! Hallelujah!!!!

I can see this disaster in Haiti being used for Gods glory because I heard from a pastor in Haiti how the people were so poor there they had to eat mud pies now with this disaster the poor people are getting nutritious food they need from all the help they are getting now.

God sure does work in mysterious ways and what the enemy [Satan] used for evil God is now turning around for good and his glory!!!

Praise be to God Almighty how he can turn a disaster into a miracle for the poor people of Haiti!!!

God is so good!!!

AngelHeart, Rapture In The Air 38 Comments [2/12/2010 10:55:10 PM]
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Quote# 70043

Hi guys, I seem to have a problem with demons manafesting around me by making alot of noises, they also seem to know what im thinking?????
also they manafest through other people I am around to annoy me.

Ive had it for years now so im used to it and I know that God and his angels are more powerfull than them the only problem is they wont go away even if I rebuke them which I have tried to do many times, I have removed all and anything from my house that could let them have any sort of legal right, I dunno if it is one or many demons but it sure is annoying....

any advice?

chooselife, Ministering Deliverance 39 Comments [2/12/2010 10:54:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Sister Immaculata
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Quote# 70317

I think you are born with sexual preferences. You can be born with certain preferences. We are all born in sin.

Although, I think a person with homosexual preferences is the same as someone who can’t stay faithful to their wife, or has sex with multiple partners, or someone who preys on minors, they are all the same and all are perversions.

I just cant imagine that someone’s sexual preference outside of biblical marriage can be protected by any law in this country.

Only Christ can cleanse these people and set them “straight”.



lukeNC, Loving V. Virginia: Legalizing Interracial Marriage 23 Comments [2/12/2010 10:14:39 PM]
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Submitted By: I Read About The Afterlife
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Quote# 70312

Its troubling that both conservatives and liberals--excuse me, "progressives" understand what centralized governments do.
We are watching today as a Marxist in the presidency systematically dismantles what is left of our economy. Another 10 years and you'll be seeing grainy film of BO and his destruction.

I would like to see the day when calling yourself a liberal or progressive would have the same connotation as calling yourself a Nazi.

Fiberal, Moonbattery 20 Comments [2/12/2010 9:55:45 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70284

I've taken notice of a few times the word evolution is used. I don't mean to be a broken record, but there is absolutely no proof of evolution anywhere. I do not think I am wrong, but if you can show me one single proof of evolution being real then I will take back my complaint. Until then, this is wrong and should be edited. Say soemthing else like adaption or something, not evolution. I do not like being told facts that I'm pretty sure are not real.

There's also no proof of the the earth being 300,000 years old either, so that's another issue. If ya'll believe in evolution then that's fine, but make accurate accounts to go with it or wikipedia's is just a way of forcing another's opinion down one's throat.

Thank-you.

Anonomous, Wikipedia 33 Comments [2/12/2010 9:47:52 PM]
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Submitted By: afs189
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Quote# 70274

The [global warming] fraud gets ever-deeper while our illustrious administration, comfortable and practiced with working in the dark, fetid, steaming bowels of corruption, continues to plot BO's cap and trade looting plan.

Meanwhile, the "Hottest Decade Ever" has just recorded 2008 and 2009 as the coolest decade in the U.S. since 1998.

Fiberal, Moonbattery 25 Comments [2/12/2010 9:47:22 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70218

The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman. A woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.

Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.

That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.

Fuck that.

Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit, and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.

marcla77, Argue With Everyone 36 Comments [2/12/2010 9:32:56 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70171

They now want to legitimize lesbianism and homosexuality even when they know it is wrong and is against the Word of the Lord. Yes, there are those who are sick from it, that they have been overwhelmed by it. Yes, if and since it is sickness, it should have antidotes to correct it. Indeed, we understand them and pray for healing upon them. The world over should be on the search for drags or vaccines to treat and prevent it but not to make it acceptable.
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In Africa and the world over, there were many wizards, every village had at least one. Being a wizard was as much a vice as homosexuality and lesbianism. It would overwhelmingly possesses the victims and enslaves them just as homosexuality does to its victims since it is a spiritual and moral matter. It was the case of being disoriented. Wizards would kill people, play with dead bodies, molest animals sexually, did many dirty things. They possessed unexplained drive, they were disorientated. But with the coming of the light of the Gospel of Christ. such tendencies have been wiped out or tremendously reduced much as communities and societies fought to eliminate such anti-human behavior. Today's "Rights" activists would love us respect them and legitimize such vices: what blindness! What a fallen race!
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Homosexuality and lesbianism is now being exported to the rest of the world, to Africa and Latin America, and elsewhere. They want to coerce African parliaments like the Ugandan one to condone and legitimize the vice. They want it to become a virtue. God forbid. But, should lesbianism and homosexuality be left to thrive and invite God’s judgment upon the world? Can’t this illness like HIV/AIDS be fought? AIDS/HIV is not against the Bible and the Word of God, but homosexuality does because it is spiritual. Why accept to compromise and destroy self and entire human race? Yes, God punishes sin, He punishes all sin. “The wages of sin is death”” (Romans 6:23), eternal death. The world then has to be punished.

Bishop Joseph Abura of Karamoja Diocese, Spero News 24 Comments [2/12/2010 9:25:46 PM]
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Quote# 70074

Facts for you:
mohamed was a false prophet. He murdered, stole, and raped in the name of his false god.
allah is a false god, or worse a satanic impostor demanding human sacrifice.
islam was never a religion of peace, but an instrument of conquest, slavery and rape.
The new Nazi menace of the 21st century is islam. They are poised to murder millions.

Mr Mannn, Mr Mannn Presents 33 Comments [2/12/2010 9:23:57 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70022

{RE: The Biblical verse about socialism.}

This is important, so everyone pay attention. It is the difference between what Jesus promoted and what the democrats promote.

That verse doesnt say "And so we should kill our other brothers who have lived longer as a sacrifice so that those who havent lived so long can live a little more". Giving my money is one thing: giving SOMEONE ELSES MONEY is where I draw the line. I wont steal from someone else. Also, if I do want to give everything I have to the poor, it wont be to the government. The government has mishandled almost everything its ever been asked to do, it spends absurd amounts of money on simple projects and takes forever getting anything done. Christian capitalism says "do what you want with your money, but Im using mine to help those around me" and "I want to set up an economic system that will cause people to be happier and more prosperous so there are less people who need my help so that the money I donate can have a greater percentage of impact on the problem". The above verse, is true, but lets not forget that the Bible also says:

Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. -2 Corinthians 9:7

TheGreatJiraiya, Gamefaqs 38 Comments [2/12/2010 9:21:35 PM]
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Quote# 70011

The founding fathers recognized that an ethic born of “Religion and morality” (as Washington put it) ruling the hearts of the majority of Americans was the only “glue” that could keep a democratic REPUBLIC together. Hence the rule in NC stating that only believers in God could ever take office in that state.

The only real difference in the Revolutions of America and France is that France tried to side step questions of spiritual consensus, argueing instead for secular consensus of “liberty and fraternity” while America had an underlying Judeo Christian consensus underlying its founding priciples and ultimately its Constitution.

Apart from God, this nation is nothing and her government can not govern with-out resorting to naked raw force and soul darkening psycho-linguistic manipulations of the body politic.

So yes I believe atheists should not govern a free people other than to rule those folk given over to reprobation! Let the blind lead the blind but let the righteous govern; to the joy of all people. Do you think God cares one whit regarding democracy? He cares more about having a people with the image of his son burning and shining out amidst spiritual darkness through their hearts amd lives. God is King and he has promised to write ‘his constitution” in our inward parts!

“Locusts have no king, yet they march out in bands, 50’s and hundreds, laying waste” Proverbs. (they actually have a king...preborn instinct that causes them to act and consume in sync.....how much more would God do for his own people thru his Spirt? Can you hear Ezekiel now....”Rise up old bones and take on flesh, then breathe in the animating breath of LIFE from Almighty God?”)

Pray for an America that would have no dictator, or civil king but rather God ruling out of the collective heart of her peoples!

mdmathis6 , Free Republic 29 Comments [2/12/2010 9:21:30 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70347

[On abortion.]

It will be viewed as a mark on our history darker than that of slavery.

Possibly worse than the Holocaust.

Owl_Eagle, Free Republic 30 Comments [2/12/2010 5:45:33 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70341

Eight months after being raped, a 16-year-old at Khargor of Kasba upazila in Brahmanbaria had to receive 101 lashes as "punishment".

A village arbitration found her guilty and issued the 101 lashes fatwa (religious edict) but amazingly left alleged rapist Enamul Mia, 20, untouched.

The arbitration also fined the victim's father Tk 1,000 and issued another fatwa that her family would be forced into isolation if he failed to pay up.

Village matbar (local leader) Delwar Hossain alias Ullashi executed the durra (lashes) on January 17.

Family sources said Enamul Mia of Gabbari used to eve-tease the girl on her way to Sathgram Advocate Haroon-or-Rashid High School. He raped her April last year. Fearing the shame, the girl did not disclose the incident.

The girl's family had married her off to a man of neighbouring Ghatiara village but after a month into the marriage medical test discovered she was seven months pregnant.

She was divorced and she had to live at her father's place after an abortion. Following her return, a group of so-called matbars led by Manik Mia declared that her family is to be isolated until punished.

On January 17, the influential group arranged the arbitration at the yard of the victim.

At one stage of the inhuman torture, the girl collapsed and fainted. She regained her sense after two hours.

Manik Mia & Delwar Hossain, The Bangladesh Daily Star 55 Comments [2/12/2010 5:25:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71
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Quote# 70339

7.7 The argument from religious need

1. Human beings really need God
2. What humans really need, probably really exists
3. Therefore, God really exists


Mariano, Creation Ministries International 56 Comments [2/12/2010 5:21:56 PM]
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Quote# 70324

Legalistically speaking, atheists are right on top of everything, especially when it comes to accusing Christians.

Theologically, they are retards. They read whatever they want in scriptures...

January 26, 2010 11:09 AM

Starbuck, Athiest Central 43 Comments [2/12/2010 3:08:27 PM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 70216

Genesis 4:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in dorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

God did two things here. He cursed the way women would have children and he placed the man in charge over the woman.

Feminists fight is against the word of God. A feminist will never allow a man to RULE over her and a feminist decides whether she has to go through the pain and sorow of child birth by use of control by abortion.

Feminists are teaching women to disobey God by telling them that they do not have to allow a man to rule over them or have to have sorrow in conception .......

This is a teaching of falseness.... It is blatantly against the order that God gave women.

Ladies these feminists are teaching you to disobey God.

Please feel free to read that scripture for yourself.

viking, Argue With Everyone 61 Comments [2/12/2010 11:32:10 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70135

[Re: the movie 300]

I lived in Europe in the 80’s and was aghast at what the public felt was OK in films produced there. We have now descended to that low of a level where relativism reigns in the place of God in our hearts. I ask myself the question, 'would Jesus go see this movie?' and the answer is an emphatic no. Barb has said it beautifully, read her review. Do you go to a restaurant trash can to pick out the “good” stuff left in it and discount what else you have to wade through and then give a high rating to the contents of the can? Will you allow your children or worse, do you teach them to judge what they participate in based on whether other children or the culture are doing worse? Based on that relativism, it is OK to be hooked on cough medicine because others are addicted to heroin. I only reason I did not leave the theater at the first sex scene is to be able to review it. At points I did close my eyes and start conjugating verbs in Japanese it was that offensive. I agree with Barb, the film would not have been harmed at all if the sex and extreme violence were left out. I doubt I will ever go see an R movie again.
My Ratings: Extremely Offensive / 3
—Bob MacLean, age 58

Bob MacLean, Christian Answers 54 Comments [2/12/2010 11:23:12 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70094

Atheists: Why would people over a span of 2,000+ years "invent" Old Testament/New Testament writings?
Who has time to waste? ..... the Bible is authentic... every author was ordained by the Lord...

don't bring up the argument of the Book of Mormon, the Qur'an, etc, because these were all written by false prophets as warned in the New Testament

JJoll, Y! answers 45 Comments [2/12/2010 11:20:22 AM]
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Quote# 70067

Homophobia is a God-given defense mechanism. Nowadays it is routinely termed a "sin" by willful and naive lovers of evil: a category that defines the vast majority of selfish, arrogant, and Godless liberals.

RickD, conservapedia 30 Comments [2/12/2010 11:19:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 35
Submitted By: Abdul Alhazred
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Quote# 70483

There is no evidence this god named big bang ever created anything. I would like to see a written record of one man who saw big bang happen. Or at least on man that has met gorillawits half man half ape. Big bang was made up by some Catholic screwball last I heard.

When I was talking about lying about Hovind I was reffering to all you people that hate him. All you can ever give is something vague


Missionarys are tax exempt as well. So this tax fraud by Hovind so called "employees" is BS as they were Missionarys.


You guys don't go after Tom Dashle's tax fraud cause he worships the devil like you do. So you have love your good Godless buddy.

Heres a question to you all, what is evolution and how did life begin and how old is this big bang? You guys keep changing your storys all the time. One day its 50 Million then its 60 million. One day you say you came from ape then another soup that washed up on the beach. Then you put a man and apes bones together and call it the missing link.

Heavens Janitor, Pharyngula 50 Comments [2/12/2010 9:27:39 AM]
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