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Quote# 71727

Read your history book. The constituion is based on the bible, the bill of rights in based on exodus. If it werent for the bible and christians we wouldnt live in such a free country.

takingastand, Anniston Star 79 Comments [3/26/2010 2:42:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Shrike
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Quote# 71721

Atheist... How can you explain this...?
Now, since atheist are all about evidence, you believe in ghost/demons, right?

How can you explain how ghost/demons can be thrown out by using Gods word???

If you do not believe in ghost/demons, or your going to put a dumb-***-thinking its funny answer, don't answer this.

nate, Yahoo Answers 86 Comments [3/26/2010 2:39:53 AM]
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Quote# 71730

[re: Fox News is biased]

Studies show that they're not. You simply? don't like them because they dare to air conservative viewpoints on the same level as liberal ones, unlike the rest of the media.

bonchbonch, YouTube 58 Comments [3/25/2010 8:00:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 36
Submitted By: Malkyrian
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Quote# 71729

[Concerning the beginning of "Where The Wild Things Are", in which the protagonist bites his mother]

This little brat need a hard spanking - without conditioning, discipline, and order - he will grow to become a criminal, woman beater, or maybe even dead - due to drugs/alochol/etc.

Sometimes a lil discipline is necessary for the greater good...

Goes to show that these liberal/leftist/parents do NOT know how to parent...

theebluewolf, IMDb - Where the Wild Things Are (2009) 67 Comments [3/25/2010 8:00:21 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOtherRainMan
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Quote# 71704

I agree with Mr. Limbaugh. sea turtles dont serve humans in any way so theyre is no point to them

Sweet_Adeline, ChristianForums 82 Comments [3/25/2010 7:52:42 PM]
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Submitted By: xMX
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Quote# 71725

Evolutionists wont be content utill every school student is forced to renounce God in biology class before learning about evolution. Heaven forbid anyone have a differing opinion on the issue. Im not saying teach creation eather, but public schools tend to teach evolution from a specific anti-religious slant. I was luck my professor tought it in a neutral objective way. Ive known others though that teach it with the intent of disproving God to their students.

Observer, FSTDT 80 Comments [3/25/2010 5:32:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 46
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 71706

Dear Washington DC, for a while I've had this uncontrollable crush on my dog, Jackson. We would like to get married. No, not to reproduce but because we love each other. What do you say? -Sincerely, a citizen taking advantage of your constant destruction of moral barriers.

John Wesley Reid, Facebook: Protect Marriage: One Man, One Woman 90 Comments [3/25/2010 5:30:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Ian
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Quote# 71700

I believe that all dinosaurs were born of Satanic angel who has sex with woman and the animal kingdom that created ungodly reptilian creatures none of these were on the Ark

Stephen Johnson, Reported in Dallas News 90 Comments [3/25/2010 1:23:23 PM]
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Quote# 71693

(Why aren't you as? equally offended when atheists get married?)

I am they have no right

VyckRo, YouTube 42 Comments [3/25/2010 1:23:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 71711

When Okubo [of the Hawaii Department of Health] told one writer they did not have a right to Obama's birth certificate because they were not related to the president, the person wrote back saying they, indeed, had a common ancestor.
"They said they have a tangible right to his birth certificate because they're descended from Adam," Okubo said, referring to the biblical figure. "We told them they need to provide some type of legal documentation."

Birther, letter to the Hawaii DOH 63 Comments [3/25/2010 8:25:22 AM]
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Quote# 71705

We often hear the word prehistoric used to describe dinosaurs or the woolly mammoths and other Ice Age creatures. It means that they existed before written history.

Could that be? What does the Bible tell us?
God’s Word gives us a written record of earth history from the very beginning (Genesis 1:1). It describes how God created all things, including every kind of dinosaur and other creature, during the first six days of history, only 6,000 years ago.

What about cavemen? Surely they were prehistoric. Not really! Today we find evidence that some people lived in caves. But these were descendants of Noah. They lived in caves to protect themselves and their families from the weather and animals. They were very smart, like Noah!

The Bible says the first two people were Adam and Eve. They were created just 6,000 years ago with dinosaurs and all other land animals. All people are part of Adam's family.

Nothing is prehistoric!

Answers in Genesis, Answers in Genesis 83 Comments [3/24/2010 8:29:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 71694

(emphasis added)

Evolution is not a fact. In science only things that can be repeated are considered facts. If some atheist scientist who supports the Big Bang theory could have grown a human being from a bacterial culture he would have a done it or at least made some kind of progress in doing so. You will find no such scientist accomplishing this endeavor because the Big Bang theory is FALSE!

Some people have worked to their deaths trying to discredit God and His creations. I think it's pathetic. Can we stick to things that won't waste billions of dollars. There are people still dying of cancer. Geesh!
To this date, I have yet to read about a lineage of primates having produced a human being.

No offense but this topic is just so tired.

Source(s):
Scientist.


qwerty, Y! answers 79 Comments [3/24/2010 8:29:00 AM]
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Quote# 71690

Satan is a Master Deceiver

Ray Comfort is just "one of thousands" who twist the Bible to make it say what he wants it to say, rather than telling us what it really says — he is a tool of Satan because Satan's time is short. We've not long to go before the Rapture, and Satan is busy deceiving everyone he possibly can. Remember, the best lies are the one's that sound the most like the truth. Ray Comfort is a master deceiver, following the trail of John MacArthur.


David J. Stewart, Jesus is saviour 86 Comments [3/24/2010 6:53:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Frogflayer
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Quote# 71686

Now, while it is my opinion that all males are rapists, I also think the focus of many liberal white feminists on “date rape” is extremely self-serving.

Margaret, aroomofourown 88 Comments [3/24/2010 6:53:03 AM]
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Quote# 71697

[Now, I dont "believe in" god. If God appeared and spoke to me, I would believe him!]

Has a gatorduck, catdog, or apeman appeared and spoke to you? How about any direct lineage fossils, have they appeared?

Free Indeed, FRDB 58 Comments [3/24/2010 6:26:57 AM]
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Quote# 71692

It's a FACT you need God to have morals. Otherwise, killing someone is no different from giving them a plate of food.

Self-Mutation, FRDB 83 Comments [3/24/2010 6:26:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 71689

if "evo" & "BB" are so scientific why does it take people like you so many words to try and convince people of it? Seems to me if something were so true. factual or scientific it wouldn't take so many words to explain yourself.

neoverse, youtube.com 55 Comments [3/24/2010 6:25:09 AM]
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Submitted By: zomnificent
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Quote# 71682

Also, what is the rate of population growth? If the flood never happened, wouldn't the world be over populated, based on the population rate of pre-flood life?

OrangeWizard, gamefaqs 53 Comments [3/24/2010 6:24:39 AM]
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Quote# 71678

[On the late Rachel Corrie, who was crushed by an Israeli bulldozer while trying to prevent a Palestinian man's house from being demolished in 2003.

Gregory of Yardale: It was seven years ago today that smelly moonbat activist Rachel Corrie was fatally struck by a bulldozer while helping Palestinians defend tunnels that were used to import weapons to kill Jews. Suddenly, I'm craving IHOP.

TonyD95B: What were Moonbat Rachel's last words? "Don't Tread On Me!!!!" HAAAA!!!What was she listening to on her IPod? "Tread Zeppelin"!!! Playing in "B-Flat"!!! HAAA! What a freakin' dumba##.

LouieLouie: Rachel Corrie was a typical dumbass Leftist activist who "acted stupidly" and died as a result. That she died was unfortunate, but really -- what did she think was going to happen? When you act stupidly in a war zone, shit happens. She was both ignorant and misguided. Leftists simply don't understand that there are consequences for your actions, which you are ultimately forced to accept. Further, Corrie's actions were subsequently found to have led to the deaths of many innocents who would likely not have died save for her "peaceful protest". Dumbass.

scottcarp: I can think of nine good Justice Dept. lawyers that are needed desparately on the West Bank to defend the poor opressed Palestinians. They can stand in front as the new Israeli construction crews move in to clear the land.

Gregory of Yardale, TonyD95B, LouieLouie & scottcarp, Moonbattery 50 Comments [3/24/2010 4:19:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 71676

Also, just because you went to church doesnt make you a CHRISTian, just like standing in McD's doens make you a hamburger. You can go to sunday school as much as you want but if you are not open to the Word, you will not receive it. You say that Christianity brainwashes you from an early age, actually its the world that brainwashes you from an early age to make you believe there is no God. Being a Christian goes agains the flow of the way the word thinks.

Nelis, Pharyngula 52 Comments [3/24/2010 4:18:47 AM]
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Quote# 71685

This is all a lie. Humans started walking upright about 6000 years ago, when God made 'em from dirt. There is no compatibility whatsoever between random, purposeless, Godless evolution and Christianity or Judaism. Any divine oversight or guidance means that natural evolution never occurred. Science is full of frauds, hoaxes, misinterpreted evidence, circular logic, and fanciful flights of imagination, and has never proved that any species evolved from any other species. There are no missing links in the fossil record. The Bible has never ever been proven wrong on anything.

Ray, Yahoo News 53 Comments [3/23/2010 4:48:39 PM]
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Submitted By: CJ
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Quote# 71680

This article was posted today on yahoo regarding the extiction of the dinosaurs. There has been over 8000 replies so far to this article and its amazing how so many people were bashing the Christians who were replying on there regading their opinion about the great flood as the possible reason and the earth being 6000 years old. I can't believe there are so many people in this Country who are against the Bilble in a so called "Christian Nation" I guess we are living in the end times. One of the comments I read was stating that if the Dinosaurs died in the great flood then why weren't they included on the Ark since God commanded Noah to take all animals and he obeyed God. It's hard to baddle these people because they want scientific data and they can't understand the concept of Faith.

oceanminded, RR 71 Comments [3/23/2010 4:41:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Azurite
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Quote# 71674

Let's say a detective comes across a crime scene where he finds a woman has been brutally murdered. He finds no evidence of the killer. Should he conclude using his own rational thinking that there is no killer? Or the same detective is the desert and in the middle of this barren? wasteland he finds a laptop with no evidence of an owner or anything identifyng who made it. Should he assume there was never an owner or it just naturally came to being in the desert? How rational is that?

picbusket, YouTube 65 Comments [3/23/2010 4:39:43 PM]
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Quote# 71669

Atheists & burden of truth?
You atheists claim that believe in NO GOD is the logical position and that the burden of proof is on the religious person to prove otherwise.
But that is not really logical.
It's true that for me to walk around saying that Mohamed or Christ or whoever is divinely inspired, there is a burden for me to prove it.
But LIKEWISE, you go around claiming the no god and no afterlife exists, and for you to claim that with certainty that puts another burden of proof on you.

I could, never having explored space, say that no other planets exist because you can't prove it.
But that is not really the logical position. It is more logical to say that I can't say what exists in areas I haven't explored.
Your not dead so you have not explored. To make any claims about what you know, when you have no evidence, is just your own giant ego talking.

accorn34, Yahoo! Answers 43 Comments [3/23/2010 4:39:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Kisare
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Quote# 71672

Does anyone else out there hate the time change? It,s so abrupt and whether it,s the fall or spring it always leave,s me uneasy.How dare man play with the way God made the gradual time change from winter to spring to being an abrupt one just to make more daylight in the evening with the sole purpose of making $$$.
Does anyone know if christian groups protested the time change agenda when it 1st was proposed by our goverment?

24thchance, Rapture Ready 76 Comments [3/23/2010 3:20:05 PM]
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