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Quote# 75256

[Christopher Hitchens diagnosed with esophageal cancer]

Mr Mannn prediction (and you know what that is worth...)

I think that if he does not repent, he will become even more bitter towards God: revealing the truth about atheists. Atheism is less unbelief and more rebellion against God.

With nothing to look forward to other than oblivion or hell, he will find a way to blame God. Thus Hitchens will become the very hypocrite that he accuses us of being. He'll believe enough in God to blame Him, but not enough to set things right. Rebellious to the end.

Sad. All his anger, his brilliance, his genius will avail him naught when he stands before God. You would think an atheist would focus on other matters when facing the ultimate journey, but I predict otherwise with this one.

Professing to be wise they became as fools.

MrMannn, RR 69 Comments [8/16/2010 3:19:03 PM]
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Quote# 75252

As long as the [Boy] scouts take an oath under God, strive to be honest and morally straight, they will be despised by liberals.

Liberals are too morally weak to abide by such an oath, so they label it 'hateful'. It is the liberal way.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 57 Comments [8/16/2010 3:17:56 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 75223

“As a mother and a grandmother, I worry,” Ms. Serafin said. “I learned that in 20 years with the rate of the birth population, we will be overtaken by Islam, and their goal is to get people in Congress and the Supreme Court to see that Shariah is implemented. My children and grandchildren will have to live under that.”

“I do believe everybody has a right to freedom of religion,” she said. “But Islam is not about a religion. It’s a political government, and it’s 100 percent against our Constitution.”

Diana Serafin, New York Times 58 Comments [8/15/2010 12:44:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Sherlockian
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Quote# 75217

I don't advocate violent overthrow of the government, just the Marxist asshats who have taken it over in an attempt to destroy America and what it stands for along with all their foreign invader buddies swarming into the country while TOTUS looks the other way. I doubt it will ever come to that, but there are over a million of us veterans who swore to defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC. Just because we're out of uniform does not mean our oath is moot.

I guess that's why we're at the top of Nappy's hit list...mmmm?

chuck in st paul, Moonbattery 66 Comments [8/15/2010 4:52:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Quote# 75209

[Re. homosexuality.]

The desires of the very few are now outweighing the rights of the vast multitude. God help Western Civilization. Perversion has the support of the courts and is hailed as the good and moral choice, while traditional values of sexual purity are demonized by the popular courts and the press.

It really won't be very long now at all. But we, in the US are going to go through a crucible of persecution over this before we are called up. Be ready folks. Be ready with that shield of faith and the sword of the Word. Be ready to answer before courts and magistrates and give the reason for the JOY you have.

All the perks we've enjoyed as members of the greatest nation on earth are about to be taken from us because we will not bow to society's pressure to approve of salacious behavior. I don't mean we as a nation, I mean we as The Church. The persecution is already here and it's only going to increase till the Rapture.

If you are reading this and you don't know Jesus as your Lord and Savior - I IMPLORE YOU ON CHRIST'S BEHALF - be reconciled to Him through repentance and belief. Very shortly, the world is going to endure a terrible Tribulation and your chances of making it out alive at the other end of that 7 years is very slim indeed. Your eternal soul is in peril if you do not act NOW.

God Bless,
mik

mikitta, Rapture Forums 70 Comments [8/15/2010 4:30:33 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 75201

I was at an arts fair last weekend. I would estimate 43% of the attendees were homosexual. But it's not like I'm counting. CCW, a Murnak FIST holster and Glock 19 means you never have to worry about it.

So this artsy guy with a straw hat and sandals, you know the type, is slowly walking along the booths, pretending to eye the merchandise. Of course, I know what he's really eying. So I position my self among several tents, to maximize my public visibility, and when "he" comes along I engage him, "What exactly are you doing here?"

"I was hoping to find some pictures for my daughter's new apartment", he says. "Well, just keep hoping" I say, letting the bulge under my vest show prominently.

He got the picture. I checked with law enforcement later and they had no complaints of homosexual harassment at the fair that day.

jaytkay, fark.com 155 Comments [8/15/2010 4:26:59 AM]
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Quote# 75191

I've been roaming around the 'net' reading the myriad of comments made from both sides of the aisle and pulpit. What amazes me is that no one seems to be addressing the effect on the children. It's a glaring ommission.

Homosexuality and all it's incarnations will now be taught as 'normal' in school irregardless of the child's or the child's family's religous beliefs. The children of America have lost their freedom to practice Christianity out loud or in private as any and all comments, beliefs, et.al. refuting the homosexual lifestyle will be seen as hate speech. All the fun that comes with these beliefs will soon follow. Being made an example of comes to mind.

So adorable little Sally, who's all of 1st, 2nd, or 3rd grade will be bombarded with text books showing Johnny's two mommies or daddies. She will be taught that this is 'normal', acceptable, and even encouraged as we 'must all explore our sexuality'. The lifestyle is self-perpetuating as it can't procreate--oh, but it's oh so 'normal'. Indeed.

Sally may even be questioned on where she got these views/beliefs. Why mommie/daddie/ grandma/grandpa of course. I'm not Chicken Little. This all will happen. The text books have already been printed, just waiting in the wings. This is not a tin foil meme, someone very close to me was a public elementry school librarian and retired early so they did not have to witness or be a part of what was coming down the pike for our dear innocent children. She read the textbooks. They're here.

So now we have these poor children who will not only be confused, but torn in their loyalties. What child has not looked up to and admired their kindergarten, 1st - 3rd grade teachers? And what if the teachers encourage the children to report on their family's views regarding this and other topics.

This was always going to happen. Watch how fast these textbooks make it into the school. We've been duped again. They just had to go through the 'motions'. One judge overthrows the will of 7,000,000 people? Yeah right. Where I come from, that's called living in a totalitarian state, communist state, etc., etc., whatever label anyone wants to put on it. Basically, anti-freedom.

My only remaining comment is to beg the Lord to please get us out of here so that His justice and will may be done.

derLinder, RR 58 Comments [8/15/2010 4:25:26 AM]
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Quote# 75186

Children of a secular god lack proper interest in others. They are ill -trained to share a bed, a dream, or a life. They prove to be uncomfortable in a situation calling for commitment. They are typically users, needy and demanbding, used to getting their own way. Living with one can be like sandpapering a bobcat’s behind in a phone booth.

Ron Carlson, Grace Centered Magazine 85 Comments [8/14/2010 4:04:33 AM]
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Submitted By: centaurie
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Word Salad Award

For when "Green ideas sleep furiously."

Quote# 75184

[Check the link for the full post. This is just the tip of the iceberg.]

Did you know homosexuals are actually a retarded people? They now hide behind atheism of science only to attack church as no such thing as no god in this universe ONLY stubborn dumb animals known as atheist homosexuals desiring to seek the shit of another mans ass- truly a retarded people in need of shock therapy. Congressional legislation soon to label all homo people as RETARDS so mankind understand the root cause of atheism and move on



AGAIN=atheists are nothing more than disgruntled homosexuals- if by small chance you are a heterosexual atheist this is simply because you were brainwashed by the homosexuals as all humans are a simple gullible monkey creature without knowledge of our infinite souls and guidance by god….Homosexuals are nothing more than abused children which made by god TO MIRROR the disgust in so called normal civilized behavior of sex lusting monkey people of the earth- everyone repent

The fascinating aspect of the atheists homosexual is theirscientific rational to glorify and colorfy the world of shit. Atheism is world of shit in which your head is up your ass. Homosexuality akin to pagan sex monkey people. both realms are retarded as many retarded people Yet the atheists homosexual may operate with humanity such as congress hair salons and such- families love retards during good times as Pets, bad times kill everything with retard merely in the way and focus of scapegoat policy by simple monkey people of weak faith behavior caused by very retarded shit lined rainbow coalition of shit-the atheists and homosexuals- one in the same made by god to mirror the disgusting pagan weak of faith community at large.repent

Energycrisis13, TOS100.COM 156 Comments [8/14/2010 4:02:44 AM]
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Submitted By: TB Tabby
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Quote# 75185

This is offensive, any who supports a mosque at ground zero is either a terrorist or an apologist. Last year I wrote 'Soldiers of the Skies' a novel, my first and the muslims threatened me and came to my house and left 'gifts' there is nothing that these animals won't resort to. We can notlet them have any victory or perception of victory. For muslims to talk about acceptance and tolerance is laughable they are the ultimate in cultural imperialists. Do it our way in the way we tell you or we will kill you. If the Mosque is built I will personally visit it once a month and urinate on it.

Victory Phoenix, Moonbattery 122 Comments [8/13/2010 6:43:19 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 75182

Why do non-Christians demand so much "falsifiable evidence"?

They want us to test our God through experiment to see if He is real or not. Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to God, because He is true no matter what anyone does. He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth.

following Jesus word, Yahoo Answers 82 Comments [8/13/2010 3:54:44 AM]
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Quote# 75181

[A woman in a law office complains of sexual harassment]

Let this be Defense Exhibit #1 proving conclusively that it is ALWAYS a mistake to hire women in any business except strippers, hookers or janitorial services.
Women are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined.
Women are a cancer in any organization, eating away its insides until the entire body succumbs.
OK ladies, you can go cry now and claim PMS and leave early to go get a facial.

Dick Decent, Above the Law 71 Comments [8/13/2010 3:54:37 AM]
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Quote# 75165

Gun ownership is guaranteed by the Constitution in the BoR. Perverting the definition of marriage to accommodate faggotry is not.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 57 Comments [8/13/2010 3:52:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Johnny Butt
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Quote# 75148

For me to say,"Lord I love you, Lord I trust you with everything, Lord take my life, take all of me," but then not trust Him with my womb, then I was a liar if I said that I trusted the Lord. The excuses that I gave for not wanting more children were all selfish and unBiblical:

1. " I can't handle the ones I have...I'm so tired! " - I truly needed to cast my cares upon the Lord. I was so wrapped up in "poor me" that many times it caused me to take my eyes off of Him.

2. "We can't afford more children...."- God supplies for our needs. If I am truly trusting him and acknowledging that all we have comes from Him, then I should be confident that He will supply what is needed for each additional child that He places into our hands.

3. " I'm getting too old! "- I found out many of the stories of dangers in child birth for moms in their 30s and 40s are just myths. But again, God knows how old I am and He is in control of my body. If he places a child in this old body whether it be 34 or 94, He knows what He's doing....do I trust Him?

4. "What about my other kids? They won't get enough attention from me...it just won't be fair to them" - Do you know that the more children we have, the less selfish the kids become? It's amazing how God has done such miracles in the family as it has grown! We're closer now than EVER. Also, it keeps me from spoiling the younger ones (my tendency) the older ones keep me in check on that one...you can BET on that! When you have a larger family, there's just no time for selfishness, excessive privacy, or petty fighting! It would get way too loud! They still try it now and then, but our family size forces us to keep things under control. I have also become extremely organized out of shear necessity. Just another "extra credit" for having a large group in the house.

Stacy McDonald, QuiverFull Articles 83 Comments [8/12/2010 6:57:16 AM]
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Quote# 75147

Whether we use a medical form of birth control, or Early Withdrawal, or use a calendar to try to avoid conception....it's all the same. It says to God, "I want to be in control of this because I don't trust You to make a wise decision in this area.....so here's a little help!"

Stacy McDonald, QuiverFull Articles 82 Comments [8/12/2010 6:57:04 AM]
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Quote# 75145

Those currently in the political sphere, the media sphere, the 'hollywood' sphere, are currently the ones with the means and voice to name the tune.

Their current top ten 'tunes' are:

1. Abortion is ok
2. Gay marriage is ok - Both Genders: Living together without benefit of marriage is ok
3. Laws can be cherry picked on which ones to follow, i.e. federal and state illegal immigration laws are NOT to be followed or else you are a racist bigot naughty pants and no soup for you!
4. Using drugs is sort of ok, as long as it's 'only' marijuana or other 'recreational drugs'
5. Judging is bad
6. Being rich and successful is bad (there's currently 41 billionaires that have accepted a challenge to give 1/2 of their wealth away to charity! I need to give them my digits! LOL!) No owning gold is allowed either!
7. Competition is frowned upon. Everyone gets a trophy. Self-esteem at all costs.
8. Grading papers or putting grades on report cards is frowned upon
9. Christian and Jewish religions are 'hateful'. Islam/moslem/other Eastern religions are A-OK and not to be judged for any of their tenets or beliefs, no matter what, including 'honor killings', wife beating, etc.
10. Owning any kind of firearm, even your grandaddy's air pump bibi gun, is reason enough to be 'kicked off the island'.

No one wants to be kicked off the island, laughed at, banished, looked down upon, or ignored. so following the above 'rules' allows one admittance to a plethora of 'different clubs'.

derLinder, Rapture Ready 79 Comments [8/12/2010 6:56:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 75129

In some instances, God ordered the killing of entire populations, presumably including the killing of babies and children. Isn't God unrighteous in killing these innocent little ones? First of all, the Bible indicates that all people are sinners, including babies, and worthy of judgment. However, the Bible also indicates that children are incapable of making moral choices, so that they are automatically rewarded with heaven. So, in having babies killed, God is actually doing them a favor, since, if they had grown up opposed to God, they would have gone to hell.

Rich Deem, God And Science 56 Comments [8/12/2010 6:56:18 AM]
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Quote# 75122



My husband has sadly predicted for a long time that the homosexuals would get a case such as this before the Supreme Court and that they would win, with the Supreme Court citing the "full faith and credit" clause as the reason. I fear he is right. I honestly don't want to live in a country that doesn't recognize traditional marriage as between one man and one woman. If the homosexuals win on this issue, I predict that things will go downhill rapidly.

I also think that if they win, the next thing that homosexuals will do is sue churches that refuse to marry them. Christian pastors may have to resort to marrying Christian couples at private homes so that the homosexuals cannot prove how many marriages are taking place or where they are taking place because they won't be performed publicly at the churches.



sherriemae, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [8/12/2010 6:55:45 AM]
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Quote# 75111

Our laws were built on Natural Law Theory as understood by John Locke and is not the "inverted" view through the distorted lens of homosexuality. It was meant to be viewed from the heterosexual lens. We did not design our country to be ancient Greece and a pagan society. We did have Christian "morality" firmly established by law into our Founding documents.

Homosexuals are trying to design a communist state which has no family--children belong to the state to form and condition. They do not want to deal with that stupidity of biological ties of true love and loyalty. Important goal of communists is to destroy the natural family and destroy Christianity. (Naked Communist--from the 1950's)

savagesusie, Free Republic 44 Comments [8/12/2010 6:54:38 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 75086

South Carolina Republican Sen. James Demint called the decision [overturning California's Prop. 8] "another attempt to impose a secular immorality on the American people who keep voting to preserve traditional marriage."

"Traditional marriage has been the foundation of civil society for centuries and we cannot simply toss it aside to fit the political whims of liberal activists with gavels," Demint said.

US Sen. James Demint, R-SC, MSNBC 39 Comments [8/12/2010 6:51:15 AM]
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Quote# 75100

God created marriage and man decided to get involved with it even though it has always been a Christian institution. Submitting that we should not force our views on the Californian population because "not all of them are Christian" would be akin to submitting that it would be ok for the government body to get involved with communion. They would decide who is and who is not worthy to receive and create a 'license' for communicants. Then one day they decide that ALL people irregardless of their beliefs or standing have the 'right' to communion.

Government has hijacked marriage. It was never theirs. Not that long ago, a 'license' was not even needed. You registered family marriages in the family Bible and that was that. It was accepted. Births registered in a family Bible are still acceptable as 'birth certificates' in many parts of the country.

The word 'marriage' has been polluted and diluted by man, vis a vis government inteference. Taking a so-called non-judgemental stance on a Christian institution is a non-starter. That would be like saying you believe a license for a Bar Mitsvah is required and anybody can perform one and anyone can become Bar Mitsvahed.

This is exactly what human government has done to marriage.

derLinder, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [8/12/2010 4:02:03 AM]
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Quote# 75080

[But this whole mosque thingie]

would say that whoever builds this POS, needs to make sure plenty of bacon grease finds its way into the morter of the building. Then after millions have been spent...let them know during the ribbon cutting ceremony that the foundation and walls have been built with the fat of pork... Would love to see the expression on the faces of these spawns of satan!!!


The_Elucidator , Free Conservatives 65 Comments [8/11/2010 10:35:24 PM]
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Submitted By: JT3905
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Quote# 75099

Couple of days hard work ferreting out and disposing of all those who've "come out" would probably eliminate homosexuality as a political force.
Not that I'm advocating such an action, but this can turn out to be a two edged sword. They get to destroy marriage; somebody else gets to destroy them ~ AND probably get away with it.

Backlash in matters related to sex and family is always rigorous.

The Saudi government continues to execute and maim homosexual activists of course.

greene66, Free Republic 79 Comments [8/11/2010 9:12:06 AM]
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Submitted By: OH Atheist
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Quote# 75082

[A federal judge has overturned a gay marriage ban in California]

It was destroyed once and then rebuilt. Lets hope it goes into the Ocean this time....Come on God, I pray you destroy these perverts

QuinnT, Yahoo! News 51 Comments [8/11/2010 9:09:20 AM]
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Quote# 75076

[A Series of really angry tweets because of prop 8 Trials]

Prop 8 Decision Threatens Core Civil Right to Vote for Marriage -This is a travesty of justice. The majority of Californians - and two-thirds of black voters in California - have just had their core civil right to vote for marriage stripped from them by an openly gay federal judge who has misread history and the Constitution to impose his San Francisco views on the American people.

The implicit comparison Judge Walker made between racism and marriage is particularly offensive to me and to all of us who remember the reality of Jim Crow.

It is not bigotry it is biology that discriminates between same-sex couples and opposite-sex couples. To make a marriage requires a husband and a wife because these unions are necessary to make new life and connect children to their mother and father.

Judge Walker’s slur will not stand the test of time and history. We demand that Congress and the Supreme Court act to protect all Americans’ right to vote for marriage.


Bishop Harry Jackson, Right Wing Watch 64 Comments [8/11/2010 9:08:14 AM]
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Submitted By: JT3905
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