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Quote# 79322

Bury a Pig for the USA!

In one US city pagan Muslims were planning to build an armory (mosque). One night patriotic residents buried a pig on the property. That "defiled" the property and the Muslims couldn't build there. Will some patriotic American go and bury a pig at the proposed site of the mosque in New York City, please?

Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches Ministries 81 Comments [2/8/2011 4:28:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 94
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 79258

As a young man I worked at a state hospital for the mentally ill where about 40% of the population was there, do to abnormal sexual traits which defy nature. This included gay and homosexual men. It is obvious to me, in a military invironme...nt and particularly where individuals lives are at risk, it should not be incombered by these types of individuals. If I were the final authority in such matters, I would rule, not only should these types be prevented from serving in the military, they should once again be incarcerated untill such time as they show clear signs of mental repair.

Ken O'Rand, Facebook-Restore DADT 80 Comments [2/7/2011 7:08:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 99
Submitted By: Ian

Quote# 79316

[Sikh children are permitted to wear a small, dull ceremonial dagger to school]

Yeah, let's see, six year old points his finger and goes bang
and he is hauled away in shackles to the Clockwork Orange
reprogramming facility, but the muslim kid can carry a
butcher knife at the ready in the classroom.

logosone, Rapture Ready 95 Comments [2/7/2011 4:08:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 66
Submitted By: LOLwut

Quote# 79302

The Fox News host took a lot of heat for claiming that science cannot explain why the tides occur in such a regular fashion when in fact the tides are the combined effects of the gravitational forces exerted by the moon and the sun and the rotation of the Earth.

O'Reilly remains unimpressed:

"Okay, how did the moon get there? How'd the moon get there? Look, you pinheads who attacked me for this, you guys are just desperate. How'd the moon get there? How'd the sun get there? How'd it get there? Can you explain that to me? How come we have that and Mars doesn't have it? Venus doesn't have it. How come? Why not? How'd it get here?"

Bill O'Reilly, Huffington Post 91 Comments [2/7/2011 4:05:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 151

Quote# 79301

Uganda is the only country in the world with a national holiday commemorating its rejection of sexual perversion. Every June 3 it honors the 22 young men and boys who were tortured and roasted alive in 1886 by homosexual King Mwanga, because they refused to submit to sodomy. Is it any wonder, then, that Uganda has reacted violently against the army of agitators, led by George Soros, who now seek to re-homosexualize Ugandan culture?

It is as if the militant ranks of “Code Pink” were transported back to 1890s America to agitate for “sexual freedom.” Our great grandparents would not have countenanced this. There would have been violence, as there has now been in Uganda. And that is, of course, the strategy: the agents provocateur are goading unsophisticated natives into over-reacting, while the “gay” media lie in wait to catch the images and spin the propaganda that is even now poisoning the gullible against the Ugandans.

Ugandan homosexual activist David Kato was recently beaten to death with a hammer, a horrific crime. These very media have rushed eagerly to judge this a hate crime and to blame those, like me, who have spoken against homosexuality in Uganda. It is the central (but patently false) narrative of the left that all criticism of homosexuality leads inevitably to violence and murder. Yet the killer has now been caught and confessed that he was a live-in male prostitute who murdered Kato for failing to pay him as promised. The “gay” hate-narrative has failed, the Ugandan rejection of “gay” culture has been vindicated, and the finger-pointing media have pulled quietly back into the shadows - for now.

There is indeed evil in Uganda today, but it is not the reaction of Christian and Moslem citizens to the rape of their culture. It is the pink-gloved hand of western powers that are cutting the throat of Africa’s most God-fearing country, and one of the world‘s most promising Christian democracies.

Scott Lively, Rightly Concerned 46 Comments [2/7/2011 4:04:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 86

Quote# 79286

[Re. Catholic children who carry rosaries or a crucifix.]

Actually, they are serving God's purpose by not allowing these children to hold an idol - idols are verboten by God (the Catholic Church is NOT God, these are beads that are very similar to an item muslimes use).

You hate God if you bear a cross or rosary beads. You are anti-Christ if you make or possess an article which praises him being in a perpetual state of death. The man on a t-shaped wooden sacrificial altar is a nod to the defeat of God's will by the devil - it is stating that no matter how beloved the Son of God is by his Father, Our Creator, you hold him in contempt and are declaring your allegiance to an earthly ruler.

AnonOnline, Moonbattery 79 Comments [2/6/2011 5:21:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 95
Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 79279

People have been harassed by "Aliens" but they immediately went away when they called on the name of Jesus Christ (if you didn't know, Jesus Christ is the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords which only through Jesus you can be saved and has all authority in heaven and Earth). It's also interesting that people who have been communicated with these "aliens" are getting a bunch of Satanic New Age drivel not much unlike what the New Age gurus that you see on Oprah teach.

UFOs and Aliens are really demons. If it talks like a duck, walks like a duck... it's a duck.

I believe Aliens will be used to explain the rapture of believers of Jesus Christ. New Agers will say that they have been transported to another galaxy or something. Satan has been planning this for a long time.

I also believe a false alien invasion will be used to fool the world to attack Jerusalem: "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty." (Rev. 16:13, 14)

The frogs John saw could very well be the iconic gray alien. John wrote the Book of Revelation 2000 years, he didn't know any other way to describe them.

ThrowItUp, IMDB 63 Comments [2/6/2011 5:21:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 84
Submitted By: Doctor Flibble

Quote# 79266

In Evolution people change the facts to match the evidence. That is not science.

TheNewDemoman, Esacpist 60 Comments [2/6/2011 5:18:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 141
Submitted By: Gareth Evans

Quote# 79265

[On an LGBT message board. Original post: "Screw Gay Marriage. Screw Marriage. Period. And make it civil unions for all. If people want to go and get married in a religious ceremony, good for them, but it shouldn't be recognized by the state any more than communion should be."]

America is a majority Christian nation, there is currently nothing wrong with the state recognizing marriages.

This is just a case of the jealous homosexual who wants nobody to enjoy such religious matrimony because they are unable to experience such feelings in their fake relation. Homosexuals always tell us that they aren't out to destroy marriage, I think anybody with half a brain can deduce the idiocy of this.

[Reply: "I think the 50% divorce rate in America has already pretty well gutted the holy institution of marriage. Gays and Lesbians just want the equal protection that come with the word."]

Divorce is an entirely different factor to 'gay marriage' so stop comparing them, by doing so you even admit that that it is undesirable.

Because many people enter unstable marriages we should further wreck our morals and values by letting gays marry/civil union??? This logic is so absurd, gays already have equal rights, you can marry the opposite sex just as I cannot another man. People are getting so sick of this constant moaning coming your kind.

onetimer, Reddit 37 Comments [2/6/2011 5:17:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 61

Quote# 79263

VANCOUVER — Water torture of babies is one way some members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day instil fear of authority, a former member testified Wednesday.

"It's quite common," Carolyn Blackmore Jessop told the constitutional reference case to determine whether Canada's polygamy law is valid.

"They spank the baby and when it cries, they hold the baby face up under the tap with running water. When they stop crying, they spank it again and the cycle is repeated until they are exhausted."

It's typically done by fathers and it's called "breaking in."

Jessop, who is from Arizona, testified about the practice during her testimony in B.C. Supreme Court.

Outside the courthouse, Jessop said water torture is common enough that there doesn't seem any shame attached to the practice.

Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Calgary Herald 125 Comments [2/6/2011 5:17:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 253
Submitted By: Thejebusfire

Quote# 79239


[Fictional but somewhat plausible scenario]
2011 - Admins on internet forums are lenient on people who make posts about killing people in cold blood
2012 - Various government agencies, being underfunded anyway, stop prosecuting internet crimes
2013 - Anti-Christian hate groups start killing Christians and largely get away with it
2014 - A new law is enacted which labels Christians as "subversive to society"
2015 - Football stadiums accross the nation add a new event to generate more revenue - Lions Eating Christians

Before you laugh, stop and think ... did the Romans just wake up one day all of a sudden and say "Hey, let's start feeding Christians to lions!"

No. There were most certainly steps leading up to it.

Where do you want society to be in 20 years?

dave Hawkins, Talk Rational 236 Comments [2/4/2011 4:43:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 232

Quote# 79223

There are no atheists, just idolaters. Humans will worship something; the imprint for worship is stamped on every heart. For atheists, they have no one to worship but themselves, excessively admiring and adoring themselves. This is not a new idea. Paul talked about it in the book of Acts, chapter 17.

Joey Nelson, Spiritual Questions Blog 77 Comments [2/3/2011 6:37:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 77
Submitted By: WickedWitch

Quote# 79222

Kosher is distinct from halal, in that Kosher has unecessary (for Christian gentiles) precautions taken in in preparation.

Halal, in contrast, is pagan, and sacrificed to a demon.

While Mathew makes clear that this would not make one “unclean” (in the Jewish sense), Acts and Corinthians makes clear such pagan-sacrificed meat should be avoided.

It’s black-letter, New Testament stuff.

TheThirdRuffian, Free Republic 59 Comments [2/3/2011 6:36:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 84
Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 79219

Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet. If there are so many gay-haters out there looking to beat them up, wouldn’t it be safer for the gays? Turns out the out-of-the-closet, in-your-face gay movement is getting the special privleges they want ... and next they’re coming after our kids and grandkids.

cheee , Free Republic 69 Comments [2/3/2011 6:36:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 104

Quote# 79203

There is no such thing as human invention. Only rediscovery.

As it is written: "there is no new thing under the sun." (Ecclesiastes 1:9)

"Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us." -- Ecclesiastes 1:10

I believe the angels invented the telescope. Good luck arresting them: it is you who are in bonds, chained to the Earth.

However, if man did invent the telescope, good luck arresting the dead ancients who possessed crystal lenses.

Agonaces of Susa, Christian Forums 59 Comments [2/3/2011 6:24:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 120

Quote# 79181

[The "electric universe" is not the same as electricity.]


In fact it is.

Your dichotomy is absurd and indicates a crank worldview.

Why do you think electricity is a crackpot theory?

Why do you think electrons are magic?

Because the atheist deity called "Gravitation" can't account for them?

Just because gravitation [the atheist god] can't explain electromagnetism doesn't mean electromagnetism is magic.

Agonaces of Susa, Christian Forums 63 Comments [2/3/2011 6:11:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 136

Quote# 79170

(in response to an "Entertainment Weekly" story on gay teens in the media)

As you might suspect, Entertainment Weekly didn't plan to debate gay teen propaganda, but to encourage it, energetically. Not a single soul had anything critical to say. Not even a question. If this magazine weren't so earnestly in the tank, the story could come with a disclaimer: “This issue is an advertisement bought and paid for by the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.”

Media Matters notes: "Bozell has a history of anti-gay rhetoric. He previously argued Hollywood demonstrated 'liberal bias' by failing to portray gays as 'morally wrong.' He's also warned that the gay lifestyle and agenda 'endorses the right of gays to marry and teach children, and that's in utter opposition to mainstream America.' Bozell's Media Research Council is also boycotting the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), because GOProud, a group for conservative gays and their allies, is participating."

Brent Bozell, Media Research Center, http://towleroad.com 56 Comments [2/2/2011 4:43:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 67
Submitted By: Aspergus

Quote# 79150

The Founders are right, and Darwin is wrong. All things came into being through the work of a Creator God. They did not come into being through blind chance and the random collision of atoms. Even science says that matter and energy can neither be created nor destroyed. By scientific definition, then, both had to come from some source outside the universe. The teaching of origins in all our educational institutions should reflect this, and explore the implications for society if elected officials believe Darwin (survival of the fittest, might makes right, eugenics, Planned Parenthood, Adolph Hitler, six million dead Jews) rather than Moses.

Bryan Fischer, Renew America 102 Comments [2/1/2011 6:24:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 140
Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 79144

Overview: Christian Slaves In America

It's a terrible truth, but truth nonetheless: Those in Christ in this nation are presently enslaved to the government of the United States of America because we have been forced to not only obey but actually work for laws that are the diametric opposite of God's law defined in 1 Timothy 1: 8-11. Any Christian with eyes that see will admit that the federal laws that allow abortion and sexual crimes like homosexuality, fornication, etc. are not only tolerated by Christians, but our labor funds the crimes themselves in the form of government funding of abortion, etc. This government mandated collaboration with sin results in slave labor being forced from Christians, Christians who are as enslaved as Israel in the days of Pharoah.

Like most Israelites before Moses, the vast majority of Christians today accept their enslavement and ignore the fact that God never intended for His people to be slaves in this world, slaves to the god of this world. The vast majority of Christians in the USA spend their lives explaining why they are not slaves, or, if they admit they are, they blaspheme God by teaching that slavery to this world is the Will of God.

But not all Christians are willing slaves to the god of this world.

It is to separate ourselves from the slavery that has us working to support heinous sins in the United States of American that the Army of God is being mobilized.

Neal Horsley, Horsley for Governor of Georgia 72 Comments [2/1/2011 6:24:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 124
Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 79043

If we create a groundswell of people demanding that the news media admit that there is another camp on this planet, the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ, and that camp, while slow to anger, and desiring only to speak the truth in love, is every bit, if not more, dangerous to the peace and prosperity of this world than any camp which looks to Osama bin Laden as its head.

What makes the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ so dangerous is it lies in the midst of the United States of America and is composed of people who are literally indistinguishable from the secular majority which presently looks to the Obamanation for its leadership, succor and support. Those militant Christians are organizing now to nullify the evil laws forced down our throats by the Obamanation of Desolation.

The FBI knows all about what I'm saying here. Not a month ago, I spent three hours talking to three FBI agents where we examined every aspect of the strategy that I advocate in my campaign for Governor. They did not arrest me because everything I am talking about is perfectly legal.

Now obviously the government agents can come arrest me at any time of the day or night for any bogus reason their minds can vomit forth. And obviously, as they did when they arrested me and Jonathan O'Toole for allegedly threatening to murder Sir Sodomite, Elton John, they can put anybody in jail for just about any length of time on any bogus charges. But that does not change the fact that if we don't break the law, they finally have to let us go, like they had to let me and Jonathan O'Toole go.

Neal Horsley, Horsley for Governor of Georgia 70 Comments [2/1/2011 6:22:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 132
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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