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Quote# 80727

[RE: An Atheist Soldiers Orginization]

This is just another part of the DADT bull**** timebomb getting ready to go off and destroy our military. If it is important for these maggots to be recognized as being a bunch of godless bastards, this old dogface feels they should go look somewhere else to find that recognition. Try the Nobel committee. I’m sure the military will survive without them being in the racks. I’d be willing to bet a dollar to a donut that 99.9% of this crowd are homosexuals and pedophiles anyway. Flame away!

FlingWingFlyer, Free Republic 64 Comments [4/23/2011 3:55:13 AM]
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Quote# 80712

Do you know they cast spells in public schools to control your children?
Watch Sid Roth's Its Supernatural this is very important. In the last days the devil is deceiving many people because he knows his time is short. Repent Jesus is coming soon.

Please if take this considerably go to the webside sidroth . com

Also Watch Angelica Zambrano's testemony on youtube she died for 24 hours, Jesus sent her to hell to warn people not to listen to secular music. If you listen to Michael Jackson's music or Selena's music you will be sent to the lake of fire and the more you listen the more they will suffer in hell.

End Times Alert, Y! answers 59 Comments [4/23/2011 3:53:26 AM]
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Quote# 80638

GLORIOUS BASTERDS

Inglorious Basterds is a Jewish psycho-fantasy based on the delusional notion of retroactive vengeance against Nazi forces in France at the end of World War II. It is an artful, but ultimately pointless, exercise in orgiastic gratuitous violence. The only redeeming value of this film is:

(1) The not so subtle encouragement of the viewing audience not to take contemporary evils lightly and to act before it is too late to avert their tragic consequences.

(2) The possible equation of suave and sophisticated Nazi SS officers with intellectual and academic elites in our own American society of the 21st century.

Thus I would like to propose a sequel to this film: Inglorious Basterds II, or more properly Glorious Basterds.

This would project the urbane and intellectual SS officers onto the modern American academic milieu, specifically the Darwinian Evolutionists, whose scheme is irrational, illogical, and with many destructive consequences for society at large.

Thus this is the delicious scenario I would like to see Quentin Tarantino render into a sequel:

Brad Pitt leads his gang of Jewish vengeance seekers (along with a couple of idealistic Gentiles) onto a modern American college campus. There they lay siege to the Department of Biological Sciences. They round up all the faculty members inside a large meeting room where they place them under armed guard and lock all doors and windows.

Then they order the department chairman to recite a script over the phone to FOX or CNN. The script would read thus:

To Members of the American Mass Media,

We professors of Biological Science at the University of ___________ are being held hostage by a band of spiritual fanatics who condemn us for disseminating anti-spiritual falsehoods and irrational myths disguised under the cloak of scientific respectability called Darwinist Evolution. These falsehoods, our captors maintain, have harmed the hearts, minds, and souls of countless numbers of American youth and have poisoned the entire culture at large against the reality of the Creator God depicted in the Hebrew and Christian Bibles. We are being judged as destroyers of society and traitors to America, whose Declaration of Independence clearly speaks of a Divine Creator. We have been given two options: to publically renounce our fraudulent evolutionist views and to live, or to stubbornly maintain these views and to die. We have one hour to decide our fates.

Then Brad Pitt randomly selects one of the faculty members to be shot and killed instantly, in an act of "natural de-selection", just to demonstrate his determination. Suspense builds as the faculty members desperately seek ways to avoid further acts of "natural de-selection" as they recognize that they are faced with a choice of admitting their lives have been dedicated to disseminating a vile lie or to dying for what they know to be a complete deception. The professors attempt to engage in various philosophical and scientific arguments to dissuade the Basterds from their course of vengeance, and every so often the Basterds lose patience with their convoluted reasoning and randomly shoot and kill an academic offender.

In the end the surviving faculty members take a vote and decide to renounce Darwinism rather than their lives. Brad Pitt then tells them that though they have chosen wisely, they cannot get off so lightly and he proceeds to carve into their foreheads a large D to identify them wherever they go as former Darwinists who endeavored to destroy the fabric of American society with their anti-intellectual and God-hating ideas. And then he says: "I never realized that Nazis could come in any size, shape, color, nationality, or profession! Who would have dreamed that many of America's own intellectual elites would turn out to be Nazis too?!"

Bad Pitt, Pharyngula 101 Comments [4/22/2011 3:46:00 PM]
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Quote# 80791

Uganda is being murdered. The nation once called 'The Pearl of Africa' by Winston Churchill, a lush and beautiful country as fertile as the Nile Delta. The murderers are the lavender Marxists, the now-global network of sexual revolutionaries bent on remaking the entire world in their own perverted image, whose juggernaut has toppled even once mighty Britain, crushing under their lavender boots after eight centuries the symbol of its Christian power: the Magna Charta, whose first principle had proclaimed 'The English church must be free!'

These revolutionists of Sodom, who march triumphantly through all the major cities of the western world to flaunt their defeat of moral law, and who hold both Hollywood and the heart of America’s president in their iron grip: These very same zealots have fixed their malevolent gaze on Christian Uganda.

Scott Lively, Joe. My. God. 63 Comments [4/22/2011 5:09:56 AM]
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Quote# 80790

We’ve seen the transformation of America, when at the pinnacle of its Christianity was probably in the 1950s. Ever since then it has been declining, why? Because of the sexual revolution. Where did the sexual revolution come from? The sexual revolution came from the activists of the American gay movement.

Scott Lively, PublicEye.org 42 Comments [4/22/2011 4:39:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 80783

[A California bill would require the teaching of LGBT history in public schools.]

Please be advised that I'm 100% in favor of teaching homosexual history (I refuse to use the term "gay" for this abomination).
Here's the history lesson to be taught:

SODOM AND GOMORRAH

re_nortex, Free Republic 48 Comments [4/22/2011 4:38:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 80733

[In response to a post that says: "I guess a little more hand-holding is in order. When the soft tissue fossilizes, it gets replaced by minerals."]

here...let me help you...... scientists refer to a "fossil" as the preserved remains of a creature (usually thought to be ancient) that has been dug up. the word fossil, in Latin actually means "dug up." it has nothing to do with its mineralized state. a fossil CAN be mineralized (or not) but a fossil is just a dead animal that was dug up. now stop trying to teach me things -- it's not working. you don't have the chops.

supersport, CARM 69 Comments [4/20/2011 7:24:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Angua
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Quote# 80726

[On Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]

My daughter recently brought a borrowed copy of this movie home from school, and, as usual, I reviewed it before letting her watch it, and I must say I was disgusted. Having never heard of this movie before, I didn’t know what to expect. Black magic! Witchcraft flaunted, as if it were to be encouraged for children. The characters who were supposed to be the heroes were as satanic and as far from Christ as the villains.

For example the teenage girl Hermione used Satanic incantations against her innocent (and I assume Christian) parents, so she could leave home and run away with two boys. The small portion of wedding that we did see showed no sign of being a genuine wedding, in the eyes of The Lord, and when characters ate, no one said Grace or a Blessing of thanks! Further more, bewitched jewelery showed two of the children having sex!

My outrage at this film does not end here, but I do not have the will to list every transgression against Christ! I did not see the point of the film, at all; the story made no sense to me, characters came and went with no explanation as to who they were. There was no mention of God’s Heavenly Glory or The Saviour! As I’m sure you could imagine, I did not let my daughter see this filth, and I roundly scolded her for bringing into my home.

Christine C., Christiananswers.net 128 Comments [4/20/2011 6:07:25 AM]
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Quote# 80718

Nearly every item of the homosexual agenda has been achieved except the final affront to their dreams, marriage. Yet time, and population trends are on their side and they expect to win this victory in due time. So their attention has moved to the final chapter of their vision to remake society in their own image: the destruction of the Christian church and revenge against all of those who opposed them through their long “struggle for equal rights.“ The weapon of their vengeance is the “hate crimes” law, passed as an amendment to an essential defense appropriations bill, and signed into law by President Obama, whose administration includes seventy open homosexuals and an unknown number of “closeted” ones.

Make no mistake, “hate crimes” is nothing more or less than a formula for silencing Christians. Ostensibly the law is designed to enhance the sentences of violent criminals whose motive is dislike of homosexuals rather than mere greed or anger, However, the real purpose of this law is to focus law enforcement, judicial and public policy instruments against the belief that homosexuality is wrong and harmful, and to associate this belief with criminality. Eventually, speech against homosexuality will be criminalized independently of any violent act (as in already true in several countries), but until then the “gays” and their allies will simply act as if this is already the law.

Scott Lively, Defend the Family 60 Comments [4/20/2011 5:11:25 AM]
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Quote# 80716

Richard Dawkins likes to assert that a child cannot have a religious identity. But the fact that a child can be killed for a nonexistent identity clearly disproves that assertion.

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 74 Comments [4/20/2011 5:07:22 AM]
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Quote# 80697

Don't mess with the IRS. Darwin never had a paying job. His parents covered his trips. Hovind know many times more about science than The sicko Darwin.

Psychosis is very damaging to thinking. Very damaging.


Nouveau, CARM Forums 58 Comments [4/20/2011 5:02:33 AM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 80654

[Bachmann recalls her reaction to the 2003 Mass. Supreme Court decision that legalized same-sex marriage.]

When that happened, I heard the news on my local Christian radio station in Minneapolis, St. Paul and I was devastated. And I took a walk and I just went to prayer and I said Lord, what would you have me do in the Minnesota state senate? And just through prayer I knew that I was to introduce the marriage amendment in Minnesota.

Michele Bachmann, Wonk Room 46 Comments [4/20/2011 5:02:28 AM]
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The "Bleat it to the Heavens" Award

Brought to you by www.familyradio.com, because totally, it's gonna happen this time.

Quote# 80705

It is totally impossible that Judgment Day will not start on May 21 God has given us so many proofs in the Bible that it HAS to start on that day.

There are so many scriptures pointing to the fact that it HAS to be the Day of Judgment, other wise God is a liar.

Brother Tony V, Yahoo Groups 138 Comments [4/19/2011 5:25:04 AM]
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Quote# 80685

Feds' request: Let us take on jail that bans all books except the Bible

The US Justice Department is asking a federal judge in South Carolina to allow it to intervene in a lawsuit against a sheriff who allegedly forbids prisoners in his jail from receiving books, magazines, or printed materials other than copies of the King James version of the Bible.

Berkeley County Sheriff H. Wayne DeWitt denies that restrictions imposed at the county lockup in Moncks Corner, S.C., rise to the level of a constitutional violation or violate US law.

He maintains that any actions taken at the jail are justified to preserve health and safety, and to further the pursuit of “legitimate penological objectives.”

Justice Department lawyers disagree.

Sheriff H. Wayne DeWitt, The Christian Science Monitor 58 Comments [4/19/2011 5:17:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Skios
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Quote# 80683

[Lindsey Graham wants to make Koran desecration a criminal offense because "we're in a war."]

A limited police action maybe, a kenitic military campaign, a protracted counter-insurgency, a meals on wheels humanitarian venture, a struggle for hearts and minds, a misguided feel-good demonstration of tolerating the intollerable... whatever it is we are doing in Iraq, Afghanistan and now Libya - it is most definately not war.

If we were at war then by October 2001 every radical Muslim would be dead or staggering around on radioactive deserts of molten glass like nomadic zombies. Gas would be $1.05 at the pump, unemployment would be non-existent and an army of Christion missionaries would be bringing a billion lost souls to Jesus Christ throughout the middle east. We would be experiencing a new baby boom of optimism in America instead of the government shutting down because one side wants to use tax dollars to fund poet cowboys and killing unborn children.

Tea Party Patriot, Where Liberty Dwells 70 Comments [4/19/2011 5:16:11 AM]
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Quote# 80655

In a barn-burning speech to social conservatives here, Michele Bachmann called Monday for abolishing the entire tax code and the Department of Education, labeled Planned Parenthood the "LensCrafters of big abortion" and slammed same-sex marriage advocates for going against what she called 5,000 years of human history.

Comfortably quoting from scripture, the Minnesota congresswoman said it was her faith that drove her to push for a ballot measure to criminalize same-sex marriage in the state — something she said might be possible this year because both state legislative houses are held by Republicans.

"In 5,000 years of recorded human history... neither in the east or in the west... has any society ever defined marriage as anything other than between men and women," Bachmann said during the latest installment of the Iowa Family Leader's presidential lecture series. "Not one in 5000 years of recorded human history. That's an astounding fact and it isn't until the last 12 years or so that we have seen for the first time in recorded human history marriage defined as anything other than between men and between women."

Bachmann delivered a scathing critique against the Department of Education, "along with a few other agencies, by the way, that I think we can live without." Those include the Department of Energy and the Department of Commerce. She said Planned Parenthood should lose its tax-exempt status — it's a nonprofit — and that Congress should use its power to limit the subjects that district courts can rule on.

That's because judges are "black-robed masters," she said, echoing a line she used during another recent trip to Iowa to lambaste the state Supreme Court justices whose ruling effectively legalized same-sex marriage in the state.

"That's what you had here in Iowa: black-robed masters," Bachmann said. "They are not our masters. They are not our morality. They are not put there to make the decisions."

Michele Bachmann, Politico 101 Comments [4/18/2011 7:14:31 AM]
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Quote# 80650

A recent feature in J. Crew's online catalogue portrays designer Jenna Lyons painting her son Beckett’s toe nails hot pink. The quote accompanying the image reads, “Lucky for me, I ended up with a boy whose favorite color is pink. Toenail painting is way more fun in neon.”

Yeah, well, it may be fun and games now, Jenna, but at least put some money aside for psychotherapy for the kid—and maybe a little for others who’ll be affected by your “innocent” pleasure.

[...]

If you have no problem with the J. Crew ad, how about one in which a little boy models a sundress? What could possibly be the problem with that?

Well, how about the fact that encouraging the choosing of gender identity, rather than suggesting our children become comfortable with the ones that they got at birth, can throw our species into real psychological turmoil—not to mention crowding operating rooms with procedures to grotesquely amputate body parts? Why not make race the next frontier? What would be so wrong with people deciding to tattoo themselves dark brown and claim African-American heritage? Why not bleach the skin of others so they can playact as Caucasians?

Why should we hold dear anything with which we were born? What’s the benefit of non-fiction over fiction?

Well, the benefit is that non-fiction always wins, in the end. And to the extent that you take flights of fancy into masquerading through life, life will exact a psychological penalty.

Dr. Keith Ablow, Fox News 94 Comments [4/17/2011 4:06:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Katherine Lorraine
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Quote# 80648

(Why are Christian movies so awful?)

Primarily because of liberal Bigots that are just looking for an excuse to bash Christians. The idea that a young girl that gets her arm ripped of in the ocean by a shark would be back in the water three weeks later is appalling to those Metrosexuals that pontificate about the "bravery of having an abortion" or "being sexual." So this young girl's courage and determination is "so anti-feminist." The good thing is that the movie will do phenomenally well both here and abroad because only in America do we have the double standard of: Whore--good-- sex worker-independent--liberal-feminist. Christian bad-honorable-integrity-faith based--awful! So in our multicultural society being any religion but Christian is acceptable and "must be both embraced and tolerated, but Christians are poison; the Mark of the Devil and must be Dispised. But even better, no Religion--like being an Atheist should be honored because of its openness and lack of critique of everyone--except Christians of whom they literally have a mission to seek out and destroy. Oh and by the way--I'm not a Christian.

faultroy, Salon 80 Comments [4/17/2011 4:05:42 AM]
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Quote# 80647

(about Yoga in School) "Typical - scrap school prayers and anything else to do with Christian ethics. Instead, have the children indulge pagan mysticism. Why is it that we scrap the aforementioned traditions that has helped our nation advance tremendously and turn to an impoverished practice from a backward part of the world?"



Dai, Daily Mail 49 Comments [4/17/2011 4:04:42 AM]
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Quote# 80637

The sad truth, is that the West is being totally overrun by homosexuals. Like it or not, our civilization is becoming a totally fag civilization.

You know moonbat Aldous Huxley´s "Brave New World"?? If you notice, that book is trying to sell some kind of homosexual technocratic corporate-marxist One World Government. That book is the Bible of many top moonbats.

Pete, Moonbattery 64 Comments [4/17/2011 4:04:32 AM]
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Quote# 80613

I am a born again Christian. We don't do sex outside of marriage. Fornication and adultery is wrong. Evos claim there is no concept of sin. No concept of hell.

When evos call themselves apes/primates, they want the evo lifestyle. The laws of the jungle do not oppose rape or pedophilia. I am shocked to see evos try to pretend morality and even discuss it.

Age of gestation for apes is 7-10 years. Evos have no origin for the concept of pedophilia. When I consider this, I understand why they despise the bible and bible authority. The goal of creatures is to multiply.
In the bible males often married at age of 40. Why do evos think they know all about sexual sins when they deny the lawgiver?

Nouveau, CARM 91 Comments [4/16/2011 8:45:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Karana
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Quote# 80566

Many pro-family groups are capitulating to the false notion that "gay rights," in fact, exist and therefore, are not maintaining their focus on addressing the truth that sodomy is a crime.

Consequently, these groups are now finding themselves in protracted, defensive strategies while criminals are allowed to sodomize each other and members of society with impunity.

When ministering to these people, one of the first things we let them know is that there is no such thing as a right to commit sodomy.

Sodomy is a crime, and for Christians to publicly refer to this criminal activity as "gay" or as a "life style" is an anti-Biblical presupposition that suggests to the public, and to our civil officials, that the laws against sodomy can be ignored. To ignore what God says is to mock God, and for Christians to suggest that it is permissible for civil officials to ignore the Commandments of God is iniquity -- anomia -- Greek for lawlessness (Matt. 7:23).

Jim Rudd, Life and Liberty Ministries 65 Comments [4/16/2011 8:44:58 AM]
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Quote# 80643

Women love education; it's the actual application they don't particularly like. Whereas the first thought of a woman who enjoys the idea of painting is to take an art appreciation class, a similarly interested man is more likely to just pick up a paintbrush and paint something – usually a naked woman.

Between 1988 and 2004, Title IX caused the elimination of 239 NCAA Division One men's teams and the addition of 682 women's teams. Those 239 teams represented about 8.3 percent of the total, and the rate of elimination is increasing because, as the proportion of men attending universities continues to fall, more universities will fall afoul of the Title IX proportionality requirement and be forced to cut more men's teams to stay in compliance with the congressionally dictated ratio. Now, what realistically offers a greater threat to science: a lack of public funding for what has proven to be the red herring of embryonic stem-cell research, or a politically driven 10 percent reduction of the male scientific community in the next 15 years, along with the enforced employment of three times that many female "scientists"?

Of course, this will sound to equalitarians and their sympathizers like nothing more than male whining, but it's nothing of the sort. Because they are the intellectual driving force of humanity, men will be fine. They will simply continue to do what they have always done and pursue the same challenges they have always pursued, focused on the realities of success rather than its superficial attributes. It is the institutions they are exiting, voluntarily and involuntarily, that will be destroyed instead. It is written that "women ruin everything"; having destroyed the liberal arts, the classics and the pseudo-sciences, it is now abundantly clear that the more rigorous sciences are next on the equalitarians' destructive agenda. And so, in the not-too-distant future, two plus two will finally be determined to equal five if a women feels that it should, or at least it will as long as she happens to feel that way.

Vox Day, World Net Daily 113 Comments [4/15/2011 3:31:32 AM]
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Quote# 80581

An Italian professor is facing rebuke and possible termination because he told a radio interviewer that gays caused Rome's downfall.

Roberto De Mattei is vice president of Italy's prestigious Centre for National Research in Rome. In a radio interview, the 63-year-old said, "The collapse of the Roman Empire and the arrival of the Barbarians was due to the spread of homosexuality. The Roman colony of Carthage was a paradise for homosexuals and they infected many others. The invasion of the Barbarians was seen as punishment for this moral transgression."



Roberto De Mattei, Advocate 66 Comments [4/14/2011 11:48:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 80631

Leaving religion aside, the rationale for a society to limit sex to marriage is fairly basic. Marriage “sanctifies” what is otherwise merely self-centered pleasure-seeking, while also protecting individuals and society from most of the problems associated with “unwanted” children, sexual diseases and serial relationships. (How many of our most pressing social problems today are directly or indirectly related to these factors?)

Once a society abandons marriage as the prerequisite for sexual relations, however, there remains scant logical grounds to restrict any form of sexual deviance or promiscuity. For example, on what grounds can a society deny homosexuals freedom of conduct if non-homosexuals have been permitted to engage in similar disease-transmitting sexual acts? And if public health considerations no longer outweigh the “right” to sexual freedom under the law, what justifies continued limitations upon sado-masochism, incest, beastiality and even pedophilia? A society is left with no bases for regulating sexual conduct but its surviving moral standards and the legal concept of “mutual consent.”

Can we have confidence that America’s moral standards will present a lasting barrier to the continued escalation of sexual deviance? Certainly not with regard to consensual sex between adults. A quick perusal of the menu of available pornography on the Internet reveals that battle has been lost. But will the line hold against the legitimization of adult-child sex? The answer to that lies in the hands of the “gay” activists, whose dedication to their own sexual freedom has driven the sexual revolution.

Scott Lively, Defend the Family 80 Comments [4/14/2011 3:43:13 AM]
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