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Quote# 81436

Most religions today are atheistic, because they have rejected the True and Living God. Islam is of the Devil, and all Islamic Muslims are atheists. Oh sure, Muslims profess to believe in Allah, but Allah is a myth, a false god, a non-existent figment of their darkened imagination.

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 122 Comments [5/22/2011 3:17:11 PM]
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Quote# 81419

I was stopped at a red light next to one of Family radios big RV's that had that date plastered all over it saying that Christ was coming back on that day. After witnessing to them very quickly and stating that Camping was a false prophet all they would do is shake their head in disagreement and tell me to read his book, in which I replied, "No thanks I read the Bible and yall should too!" Of course they then just got mad and drove off, so please be praying for those two false missionaries!

Garthman33, RR 73 Comments [5/22/2011 3:15:32 PM]
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Quote# 81414

Why doesn’t the scientific community abandon Darwin’s failed hypotheses? Simple: The Jewish-dominated media and educational establishment are determined that, like unconditional support of Israel, Holocaust mythology, hate laws, and “civil rights” favoritism, there will be no end to the relentless force-feeding of evolution. Belief in evolution is a prerequisite for Jewish supremacism’s new-world order.

Yet anti-Zionist leadership on the right remains oblivious to the fact that evolution is the largest, ugliest, most aggressive tentacle of the Jewish revolutionary octopus. Anti-Zionists are often evolutionists, claiming that Jews evolved in a way that makes them inherently degenerate, subversive, and corruptive. They make the most Luciferian, dehumanizing fable ever invented by pseudo-science into a pillar of their thinking!

Rev. Ted Pike, National Prayer Network 66 Comments [5/22/2011 3:15:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 81404

“Quite often you hear people say, ‘What about separation of church and state?’ There is no such thing,” Severson told Brandon. “I mean it just does not exist, and it does not exist in America for a purpose, because we are a Christian nation.”

He continued, “We are a nation based on Christian principles and ideals, and those are the things that guarantee our liberties. It is one of those things that is so fundamental to the freedoms that we have that when you begin to restrict our belief and our attestation to our Christian values you begin to restrict our liberties.”

He added, “You simply cannot continue a nation as America without that Christian base of liberty.”

Severson says voters must know his position on the matter.

“Look, this is what I stand for. If you don’t like that, don’t vote for me, and then the majority of the people will have their voice heard,” he said. “It’s wrong for politicians to do one thing on the campaign trail to get the vote and do exactly the opposite once they get to office. To me that is an impeachable offense.”

Dan Severson, The Minnesota Independent 59 Comments [5/22/2011 3:14:18 PM]
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Quote# 81369

Ten Times When Christians Should Turn OFF The TV

# Turn it off when you start spending more time with it than with god.

# Turn it off when you have more interest in TV personalities than you do in God.

# Turn it off when god's name is taken in vain or godly morals are mocked.

# Turn it off to honor the Lord's day.

# Turn it off when the authority of the parents is challenged, belittled, or neglected.

# Turn it off when someone is murdered or when anger and hatred are excused.

# Turn it off when lust or adultery are accepted or when you feel tempted to lust.

# Turn it off when someone steals.

# Turn it off when someone tells a lie or misrepresents the truth.
# Turn it off when someone covets or when you desire something that God does not want you to have.

Joe Schimmel, Blessed Hope Chapel 91 Comments [5/22/2011 3:13:11 PM]
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Quote# 81358

It just amazes me how many so-called christians ignore Jesus, non-catholics revere Paul and Catholics are a mother goddess cult masquerading as christian.

[emphasis added]

Marcion, Belief Net 44 Comments [5/22/2011 3:12:57 PM]
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Quote# 81315

Meet Mrs. Jones...

Mrs. Jones is a sweet elderly lady, now confined to a wheel chair. You would be glad to have her as your next door neighbour. In the above picture, Mrs. Jones, is seen having just convinced the unsuspecting nurse that Jesus Christ was a myth. But Mrs. Jones is at her best when she gives out her home baked treats to the neighbourhood children, as she teaches them that Jesus Christ never lived. You see, Mrs. Jones is an atheist! She is also one of millions of antichrists living in the world today.

bible.ca, bible.ca 80 Comments [5/22/2011 3:12:17 PM]
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Quote# 81400

Jerry Cox, president of the Family Council Action Committee in Little Rock, sees a double standard in public schools, as officials refuse to honor Christian leaders.

"On the other hand, if a person has left-leaning philosophies, a left-leaning theology, a left-leaning view of the world, then it seems that it's always in vogue to honor those people and to have a special holiday for them," Cox notes.

Children will be required to participate in exercises that honor Milk, which could include mock homosexual "weddings" and cross-dressing contests, as well as writing or reading activities. The pro-family leader decides that public schools are failing to promote good role models for students.

"What we ought to be doing is holding up the lives of people that were truly great, people like the Founding Fathers -- the ones who have exemplified all the good in mankind in their life," Cox contends.

Jerry Cox, OneNewsNow 93 Comments [5/20/2011 3:35:32 AM]
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Quote# 81393

Father we call forth godly leaders at every single level of government. We call them forth right now to run for the city councils and county commissions, to run for office and be a public servant in the state house, to be mayors, to be governors, to be congressmen, to be senators. Even in the Executive Branch we call forth godly leaders. And we decree that they will come forth.

And Father I ask you now to release a spirit of repentance, a conviction over this country for the choices we've made, a conviction over the choices that have been made across the globe. That this conviction is will be come to our knees, that we will humble ourselves, that you will hear from Heaven, that you will forgive our sins and you'll heal our land.

Father, I call forth resources. As we saw in the state of Maine just a few days ago that Maine became the thirty-first state - 31 out of 31 - to protect marriage between one man and one woman. And we just call forth the other twenty-nice, we just call forth all fifty sates, we call forth the other countries who will stand for God's institution. Not on our watch.

And Father we call forth in this time, in this generation, the end of the slaughter of the innocent. Through the legislation, through the ballot initiatives, through the judicial branch, we decree that judicial tyranny is a thing of the past, that is must stop, it was called, it is checked, it can no longer rule this nation.

And on our watch Father, in this generation we cry that the criminalization of Christianity will not take place, that we will see freedom to proclaim your truth and your gospel in this land and across the seas. Father, that we will be again an exporter of the gospel and a proclaimer of the truth.

And Father this lie of the so-called separation of church and state, that isn't in our Constitution but that of the former Soviet Union. We break down the deception, the lie, that has kept the church in the pew. They will come out, they will be a voice in government and they will no longer remain silent.

We decree that God with godly leaders will reign and rule. That they will no longer fear men, but they will fear God. And they will proclaim the gospel in the highest office in this land. We call forth Damascus road experiences to to those who occupy and if they will not turn, we call forth for their replacement.

We shut the door that no man can open and we open the doors that no men can close in the name above all names, the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.


Cindy Jacobs, Right Wing Watch 76 Comments [5/20/2011 3:33:38 AM]
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Quote# 81382

(re: clashes between anti-homophobia rally and right-wing Christian protestors in Adelaide)

As the march began, the Christian preachers led the way in protest, denouncing homosexuality and lesbianism as a crime against God for which those who practice will be damned and go to hell.

The motivation of the Christian preachers was one of love for God and their neighbour, and equal marriage rights will not be tolerated by rational Australians.

Forbes Morrison, The Australian 59 Comments [5/20/2011 3:29:51 AM]
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Quote# 81381

[In Conservapedia's article on Sets, Application section]

Another striking example is the how traditional marriage provides a greater set than otherwise: the union of A = {a, b, c, d} and B = {a, b, c, e} is merely {a, b, c, d, e}, while the union of M (man) = {a, b, c, d} and W (woman) = {e, f, g, h} is {a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h}, which is a broader and more diverse set.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 154 Comments [5/20/2011 3:29:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 81374

[interview with Harold Camping on his May 21 Doomsday prediction]

You haven’t thought about what you’ll tell your followers on May 22 if the Rapture doesn’t take place?
I’m not even thinking about that at all. It. Is. Going. To. Happen. Because I trust the Bible implicitly, the Bible is God’s word — it’s not from a man, it’s not from an organization of some kind where there’s plenty of room for error. It is the word of God. When God speaks that it is going to happen, the Bible is a very factual book, and God gives many examples of how he has made prophesies and it always has happened in exact accord with what God has prophesied.

Do know for sure whether you personally will ascend to heaven on May 21?
Oh yes, I am very convinced because I have found in my life for a long, long time an intense, ongoing desire that I just want to do God’s will and the Bible has become super important to me and so I do believe that I will be caught up when that time comes around in California.

Harold Camping, New York Magazine 283 Comments [5/19/2011 3:53:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 81356

Just as we have pillars of Christian faith, the saints, so are there individuals who have become pillars of unbelief. Peter Kreeft discusses six modern thinkers with an enormous impact on everyday life, and with great harm to the Christian mind:


Machiavelli - inventor of "the new morality"
Kant - subjectivizer of Truth
Nietzsche - self-proclaimed "Anti-Christ"
Freud - founder of the "sexual revolution"
Marx - false Moses for the masses, and
Sartre - apostle of absurdity.


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We need to talk about "enemies" of the faith because the life of faith is a real war. So say all the prophets, Apostles, martyrs and our Lord Himself.

Peter Kreeft, National Catholic Register 108 Comments [5/18/2011 3:45:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Brendan Rizzo
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Quote# 81320

I've talked here before about the consequences in Islamic cultures of inbreeding, because of the practice of marrying first cousins. Now you can get away with that for once or twice, but Muslims have been doing this for fourteen hundred years and because this is what Muhammad did, they always will do this, they will always defend it, they will always practice it. And this kind of inbreeding results in an enormous cost in intellectual capacity, intellectual quotient among the Islamic people. It's just a plain fact. You can't argue with it, it's just simply the truth. And you get hammered for saying it, but that's because the truth has now become hate speech, the truth has now become bigotry.

Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 69 Comments [5/18/2011 3:08:18 AM]
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Quote# 81327

Archbishop Timothy Dolan: Legalizing Gay Marriage Could Make "1984" Non-Fiction Reading

Archibishop Timothy Dolan blogged that “history, natural law, the Bible...the religions of the world, human experience, and just plan gumption tells us” marriage is between a man and a woman.

“The definition of marriage is hardwired into our human reason,” Dolan wrote. “To tamper with that definition, or to engage in some Orwellian social engineering about the nature and purpose of marriage, is perilous to all of us.”

[...]

“If big, intrusive government can re-define the most basic, accepted, revealed truth that marriage simply means one man+ one woman + (hopefully) children, in a loving family, then I’m afraid, Orwell’s works will no longer be on the fiction shelf.”

Dolan denied opposition to gay marriage is born out of hatred and discrimination -- even going so far as to say those who defend traditional marriage have been targets of harassment. He said the Church teaches against discrimination and hatred toward gays, specifying that homosexual acts, not individuals, are not in conformity “with God’s design.”

Archbishop Timothy Dolan, NY Daily News 91 Comments [5/17/2011 3:23:04 AM]
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Quote# 81317

Gay activist seem to be wearing out the general public as in Virginia where same sex marriages were recently brought in by a narrow margin but nevertheless people in the Old Dominion amended their state constitution to OK same sex marriages. In California the gays were not satisfied to allow the vote of the general population to stand, but dragged the matter to the federal courts for a look see. Does all of this social wrangling indicate that we are approaching new heights of social advancement and freedom or is it the indicator that we are sinking to new depths of reprobation?

If we use the Bible alone to answer the question it will show that the rise in gay activism is not only a new low for the nation but it is part and parcel to last day's prophecy. It is only a small part of a pervasive deepening of immorality that the Bible says must precede the rise of the antichrist and the final judgments of God against a rebellious and totally reprobate generation.

Michael Bresciani, Renew America 51 Comments [5/17/2011 3:21:42 AM]
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Quote# 81301

[Upon being told that homophobes are on the "losing side of history."]

Considering that the last 3 civilizations that accepted faggotry (Greek, Roman and German) ended up facist, socialist, pedophile, militarist, warmongering, psychotic, shallow, physical beauty obsessed, hyper-masculine, woman and feminine homosexual repressing hellholes...and eventualy died a slow and painful death...yeah, i would say we are on the losing side of history. The classical case of a society that accepts faggotry and ends up regreting it until it is too late. The good thing about it is that in the end the useful idiots fags will end up being repressed too just like it happened in Greece, Rome and Germany where the girly homosexuals were repressed by their "fellow" butch-homosexuals when they were no longer useful.

Pete, Moonbattery 74 Comments [5/16/2011 1:31:47 PM]
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Quote# 81226

We can't be overly optimistic.

The Soviet Union didn't last so long because the people were fooled into liking it.

Take a look at Detroit. Half the adult population can't read, and many of those who can are in a miserable state of dependency or brainwashing. Transparency and new media will do nothing for those who won't read or can't break away from the group/identity politics.

The welfare/food stamp recipient votes Democrat for a free lunch.

The gay man votes Democrat because the whole world revolves around his anus.

Minorities vote Democrat because of racial grievance mongering.

Cronies vote Democrat to stay fat on the pork barrel.

Felons vote Democrat because they want things given to them.

Druggies vote Democrat because reality is too tough.

College nitwits vote Democrat because reality is too tough.

Unions vote Democrat because honest labor is too tough.

None of these groups has to believe in the goodness of the Detroitification of their city. All they have to believe is that they're better off voting Democrat, net of the corrosion and rot, or that socialism will work if it is tried just one more time.

In the Soviet Union, it was said that a man could be at most two of these three: honest, optimistic, and intelligent. The same holds true in Detroit today.

Socialist Democrats need a mere plurality to poison the government with their toxic policies. Starting with the identity voters and the hopelessly dependent, it doesn't take many (if any) more handouts and opportunities for cronyism to put them past the finish line.

AC, Moonbattery 86 Comments [5/16/2011 1:31:32 PM]
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The "Never Actually Made Anything" Award

If he can poof me a new version of the site I'd be greatly obliged

Quote# 81313

The concept of creationism is very well established & universal. Every second something is created, its well proven.Its a very simple 1,2,3.concept.
Poooff..! there you are.A simple toy,a shiny Mercedes benz,a 'cup' of bra,anything you can imagine.
Now look at evolution It can't hardly produce a decent sets of fossil proofs of the gradual transformation from ape to men.
Evolution is at the verge of becoming a museum piece exhibit for the foolishness of men.

Solomon, Pharyngula 108 Comments [5/16/2011 1:27:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 81239

Thanks, Terry, I agree. And the only one we can change is ourselves, and it is our job. Well said.

My husband used to belong to a ministerial alliance years ago. Would you believe a woman from a local Women’s Shelter showed up one morning at our monthly breakfast at a restaurant and actually asked all the ministers there to please not preach on the verses in the Bible about wifely submission, because the verses could be abused by wife-beaters????

I couldn’t believe she would actually have the audacity to tell ministers not to preach certain things from the Bible, but she did, in plain English. None of the other ministers said a word (they were mostly liberals), but my husband said, “Misuse of Scripture does not void it.” She didn’t say any more after that.

Being in a ministerial aliance with liberal ministers for a time, several years ago, was quite interesting — and why my husband is not in one any more. He really got an education; up until that time, he hadn’t realized how liberal some ministers in some of these denominations are, because he hadn’t had much contact with either.



Mary R., Breathing Grace 59 Comments [5/15/2011 6:52:53 PM]
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Quote# 81227

I have always taught my kids that we do not belong to a religion, we have a relationship with Christ. They have come home from school and told me about the discussions they have had with friends that asked them what religion they belonged to and they said they didn't, they were in a relationship. They were in awe at the response they got because the others could not grasp what that meant, the other kids even went so far as to try and convince them they were in a religion. My kids never backed down. It is hard not to say that I was proud of them, but I was.

mls067, Rapture Ready 85 Comments [5/15/2011 10:27:03 AM]
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Quote# 81270

I knew that topic would get some people's attention. But listen to where I am coming from. Since all people are born of a sinful nature, we are all inclined to sin. That sin could be lying, stealing, lust, homosexuallity, ect. If a homosexual tells you "I was born this way", why argue with them? It doesn't go against the Bible to agree with them on that point. Just because you are inclined or tempted to sin doesn't make it right. Jesus was tempted, but didn't sin. God won't give us more than we can handle. He wouldn't allow people to deal with homosexuallity if they couldn't handle it. They can still say, even if they are tempted to live such a lifestyle, no. At least with God's help. So don't argue with someone on homosexuallity where you can't even get to the gospel. Just show them that we all are sinners in need of a savior and that when God saves us, he will give us a new heart with new desires. We can trust God because he cannot lie. That may mean God either
1.) takes away the homosexual temptation completely or
2.) gives you the desire to do what God wants and resist homosexual temptations.
My point is that we are to love our neighbors, even if their particular sin problem is different from ours and rather than debate that intellectually, speak to their conscience. They know what is right even if they don't practice it.


JRG39402, Baptist Board 64 Comments [5/15/2011 4:15:58 AM]
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Quote# 81253

The one time [same-sex marriage] happened was: "During the days of Noah." When I first heard this, my mind immediately went to a verse I've heard many times but never with such relevance. The verse is found in Matthew 24:37. It reads:

As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. – Mathew 24:37 (NIV)

I used to read this verse and think: It was bad at lots of points in history; it doesn't necessarily mean now, but if these Jewish writings are true, we are uniquely like the "days of Noah" right now – and only right now.

But it can't be yet, you say. You have a lot going on in your life? You're getting married? Here's how the New Living Translation describes that very sentiment in Luke:

When the Son of Man returns, the world will be like the people were in Noah's day. In those days before the Flood, the people enjoyed banquets and parties and weddings right up to the time Noah entered his boat, and the flood came to destroy them all. – Luke 17:26-27

Happily going about as if everything was fine was what they did, too.

You don't like this possibility? Don't even believe in the Flood? Doesn't matter. Some things are true whether you believe them or not. How can you be sure? There's a way. Did you know that about one-fourth of the Bible is prophecy? A quarter of the Bible is a lot – it's a big book. And did you know God's standard? Perfection. That means that if even one of those prophecies is wrong, you can discount the whole thing. Kind of like a prophet who makes a false prediction – that made him a false prophet and a candidate for stoning. Did you know that 4,000 prophecies in that Bible have already come true down to the last detail? That leaves about 1,000 left to be fulfilled – those are the ones regarding the last days before the return of Christ, which are being checked off the list right now.

Janet Porter, World Net Daily 81 Comments [5/13/2011 3:50:34 AM]
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Quote# 81249

If all this is true, what are these women protesting? As I said, they are frightened. There is such a thing as rape, and they cannot process that reality. They have no way of understanding or making sense of it – and so they protest against it, hoping that outrage alone will make it go away. They want a world in which rape does not occur. Such a thing is not possible. However, there is a way to gain safety. A woman can protect herself against rape not by staging protests, especially protests defending sluttiness, but by earning the protection of good men. Men protect women against men. The sensible woman’s path in a dangerous world is to earn the protection of good men.

Laura, The Thinking Housewife 114 Comments [5/13/2011 3:48:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Silver Eyed Rigaldo
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Quote# 81242

if I was King of the United States, I would issue the following orders:

1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.
2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.
3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.
4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.
5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.
6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.
7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).


AV1611VET, Christian Forums 139 Comments [5/13/2011 3:47:54 AM]
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