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Quote# 82157

Anyone who uses their intellect and power to rid society of God (like Steve Gey did) they only do so because God has rejected them. The Bible explains Atheists as persons who have been rejected by God, much like the iconic aging movie star, ready for her close-up, completely unaware that the Studio (God) has abandoned them (and not the other way around).

Ray Martinez, Pharyngula 49 Comments [6/24/2011 3:28:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 82154

Former NY Giant David Tyree tells the New York Daily News that he would trade his famous catch and his Super Bowl XLII win to stop gays from being allowed to marry:

"The catch was a gift, it's not like I'd try to do it. I couldn't do it again so that was a miracle," he said. "There's nothing worth more than [maintaining heterosexual marriage] right here for me."

Asked if he'd give up the Super Bowl to stop gay marriage, Tyree said: "Honestly, I probably would."

"Nothing means more to me than that my God would be honored," he said. "Being the fact that I firmly believe that God created and ordained marriage between a man and a woman, I believe that that's something that should be fought for at all costs."

"So I'll lay down everything I am to preserve the honor and integrity of the God that I serve."


David Tyree, Towleroad 67 Comments [6/24/2011 3:26:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 82151

Yasir Habib got cancer!

Mubahala* took place between the Shia scholar Yassir habib and Sunni scholar Shaykh Muhammed Al Khuas...and Allah exposed Yasir as the liar!

Allah says:
Then whoever argues with you about it after [this] knowledge has come to you - say, "Come, let us call our sons and your sons, our women and your women, ourselves and yourselves, then supplicate earnestly [together] and invoke the curse of Allah upon the liars [among us].- 3;61"

*Religious debate [submitter's comment]

Ibn Uthaymin, www.TurnToIslam.com 33 Comments [6/23/2011 8:12:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Futuwwa
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Quote# 82135

All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.

So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.


AceOfVengeance, Urban Dictionary 132 Comments [6/23/2011 7:08:44 AM]
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Quote# 82126

When you do not have an underlying faith foundation and it is perfectly OK to lie, cheat, steal, murder, rape, and pillage for allah, this is the result. It is difficult for we of the Judeo-Christian ethos to understand these pagans, but we must. Their wish is for world domination. We should have had the common sense to realize that something was terribly wrong with attacking and killing the Serbs when they are mostly Orthodox Christians and were our allies in WW II. But our government under the boy Clinton decided to intervene on the side of the muslims. Furthermore, he brought thousands of these muslim pagans to our country to infest our cities.



Machavelli, Free Republic 62 Comments [6/22/2011 5:23:23 AM]
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The "Girls are Icky" Award

Quote# 82121

Gotta agree with ratslicer. I have had some bust ups of biblical proportions on there. I've probably garnered a reputation for being a nasty fucker. I'm not actually. I just hit back extremely hard when I am attacked. The problem with LS.com is that the mods do not come down hard enough when they need to. Women have too much of a say over there. I just CANNOT accept that a woman can have ANY idea of what it's like to never have sex or even date. For the simple reason that even the fattest, ugliest women can get dick. If you are a man, however, unless you are in the top 20% for looks, it is nigh on impossible to get women to even treat you as a human being, let alone date or fuck. As a result of my continued lack of a partner, I have become a very cynical man indeed, to the point where I now actually dislike women. I have also had my name, AND my picture plastered all over whamburgler's blog. According to him, I am not only a drug addict but a pedophile. (perfectly okay for women to lust after teenage boys of course).

The bottom line is, LS.com has gone from a place where a guy like myself could find some kind of solace, to a place where you either toe the part line or you ain't liked. And the way to keep this place secure is to simply not let women in NO MATTER WHAT.

KHETLASER, MGTOW Forums 235 Comments [6/22/2011 4:57:49 AM]
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Quote# 81999

I don't need "sound reasoning". I have faith. I have faith that God did it as he said he would do it. I don't need science to back up God's Word. Evidently, you do.

matt wade, BaptistBoard 73 Comments [6/20/2011 3:15:16 AM]
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Submitted By: PT
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Quote# 82094

[On joining GOProud's board of directors.]

I am not endorsing gay marriage, I'm not endorsing Don't Ask, Don't Tell. I will be the harshest critic of the activist gay left, who I fear more than al-Qaida. But for these people not to exist in a two-party system, for you to tell them they're not welcome in the big tent, I have a huge problem with that and I'm going to indulge in my all '80s Depeche Mode, Cure, New Order fetish and we're going to have a big 'ol gay party at CPAC.

Andrew Breitbart, Joe. My. God. 71 Comments [6/20/2011 3:13:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 82085

Taylor Campione and Kelsi Culpepper, two lesbians from Minneapolis, attended a Twins game on May 27th:

Campione and Culpepper showed up to the game a little late. Culpepper stopped to use the restroom, giving Campione a quick kiss on the lips as she departed.

Immediately after, a middle-aged, mustached security guard in a Twins hat walked toward her, shaking his head.

"I saw you kissing that girl, you can't do that," the security guard said.

"I can kiss whoever I want to," Campione replied.

"Well, we don't play grab ass here," the guard answered.

When Culpepper came out of the bathroom, Campione told her what happened, and Culpepper decided to confront the security guard.

"I don't understand what's wrong with kissing my girlfriend," Culpepper told the man.

After some argument, the guard repeated his comment about not "playing grab ass."

"Then he said, 'Well here in the stadium, we adhere to the 10 Commandments,'" recalls Culpepper. "After that, I decided I was no longer going to speak with him, and I asked for his manager."

Unnamed Target Field security guard, Citypages 73 Comments [6/20/2011 3:11:05 AM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 82080

[On Marilyn Monroe]

She would need no persuasion however to do her infamous “blowing skirt” scene, which the press would call “the most interesting dramatic display since Lady Godiva.” Even though way after midnight, thousands of people stood ogling as wind machines repeatedly sent her skirt billowing above her shoulders. This kind of behavior, combined with the landmark successes of her films, altogether succeeded in breaking down taboos of propriety that had been adhered to since America’s birth as a nation. This 1950’s “siren” definitely beckoned many a man away from the callings of God and from the freedoms of eternal life to the graves of bondage.

Satan’s plan preceding Christ’s Second Coming is outlined in the book of Revelation. His objective is to deceive the whole world through sin and direct them into worshipping him. This will include a destruction of Judeo Christian principles as the world turns to embrace and celebrate evil. Aleister Crowley was known as the chief Satanist of the twentieth century. Crowley was given a preview of the New Age revolution that was to be the foundation of the antichrists kingdom from a spirit who was identified as Satan himself. Entitled the Book of the Law, principles of free and perverted sex via the destruction of taboo were to earmark this era. In conjunction with this aim, Monroe was used as a tool to break society in for the radical philosophies of free sex that would be ushered in during the turbulent 1960’s.

Jason Kovar, Good Fight Ministries 63 Comments [6/20/2011 3:10:20 AM]
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Quote# 82068

Amazingly enough, and in spite of all the evidence to the contrary, there are clerics today — false prophets, as it were — who say the Bible does not repudiate homosexuality. When Jesus was threatening a group of religious hypocrites, and said to them it was going to be worse for them than Sodom and Gomorrah, all those of the Jewish culture understood and knew of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah which was destroyed by "fire and brimstone" and why it was destroyed. As Christians, should we suppose and can we believe that all of a sudden, God has changed his perspective on homosexuality as these false prophets would have us believe? Are we that stupid? Remember, Jesus said in the last days it would be as the days of Lot.

So, what was it like it the days of Lot? Homosexuality was demanding and imposing itself upon the righteous to capitulate, to yield, to give way to its predominance where Lot lived. Genesis 19:1-5 says,

1 It was evening when the two angels came to Sodom. Lot was sitting at Sodom's [city] gate. Seeing them, Lot rose up to meet them and bowed to the ground.

2 And he said, My lords, turn aside, I beg of you, into your servant's house and spend the night and bathe your feet. Then you can arise early and go on your way. But they said, No, we will spend the night in the square.

3 [Lot] entreated and urged them greatly until they yielded and [with him] entered his house. And he made them a dinner [with drinking] and had unleavened bread which he baked, and they ate.

4 But before they lay down, the men of the city of Sodom, both young and old, all the men from every quarter, surrounded the house.

5 And they called to Lot and said, Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, that we may know (be intimate with) them.

'Bring the men outside that we may know (be intimate with) them...' Jesus said prophetically that in the last days the homosexual community will demand their lifestyle be accepted as a right in society. And now we are even seeing homosexuality bandied about as a "Civil Right" that should be guaranteed under the Constitution similar to some of the rights being sought through the modern "Civil Rights Movement." They are not the same, but be that as it may be, the same Jesus condemned Sodom and Gomorrah for their lifestyle.

Clenard Childress, Renew America 79 Comments [6/18/2011 6:04:55 AM]
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Quote# 82034

(reacting to possible legalization of same-sex marriage in New York)

Last time I consulted an atlas, it is clear we are living in New York, in the United States of America – not in China or North Korea. In those countries, government presumes daily to “redefine” rights, relationships, values, and natural law. There, communiqués from the government can dictate the size of families, who lives and who dies, and what the very definition of "family" and "marriage" means. But, please, not here!

Our country’s founding principles speak of rights given by God, not invented by government, and certain noble values – life, home, family, marriage, children, faith – that are protected, not re-defined, by a state presuming omnipotence. Please, not here! We cherish true freedom, not as the license to do whatever we want, but the liberty to do what we ought; we acknowledge that not every desire, urge, want, or chic cause is automatically a "right." And, what about other rights, like that of a child to be raised in a family with a mom and a dad?

N.Y. Archbishop Timothy Dolan, Joe. My. God. 101 Comments [6/17/2011 3:28:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 82016

[Re: Harold Camping Suffers a stroke!]

God is so amazing: He gives him mercy by letting him live, yet slows his speech so he can not spread his false prophecy and also say that it is too late to accept Christ!

To me, it seems God is saying: It is not too late to believe in me! I silenced this man, who said it was too late, to prove there is still time!

So amazing....

JesusIsLord, Rapture Ready 83 Comments [6/17/2011 3:21:56 AM]
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Quote# 82006

[Gwyneth Paltrow: what’s wrong with second graders learning about homosexuality?]

Ole Gwen is a hypocrite. She’s married to a guy but is in full support of homo “rights”. If she supported it in that manner, she would divorce her hubby and get involved in a lesbo relationship. Live the life, baby. Walk the walk, don’t just talk the talk. See how much she likes it then.

NCC-1701, Free Republic 116 Comments [6/17/2011 3:21:34 AM]
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Quote# 82003

Gay deceiver

Typical "gay" deceptions include lying about the Homosexual agenda. Proponents of "gay marriage" say that they have no plans to stop preachers from condemning homosexual acts from the pulpit, or forcing schoolchildren to learn that homosexuality is normal. But both of these are lies. In fact, the main purpose of same-sex marriage legislation is not to get rights like next of kin privileges for unconscious hospital patients (which are easily conveyed by power of attorney). Rather it is precisely and mainly to give homosexuals greater immunity to criticism than claimed by Jews or blacks.

Ed Poor, Conservapedia 52 Comments [6/17/2011 3:19:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 81990

But, as the post title implies, the Edmonton Slutwalk girls have gone a step further. They are explicitly passing themselves off as sluts. This is fortunate, as it means that now we can start bringing the legal and moral force of society to bear upon them. To re-iterate:
Every woman marching in the Edmonton Slut Walk is publicly declaring herself a slut. This means every woman there desires sex with any and all partners. Any sexual activity you initiate with them comes with implied consent. They cannot say no, and if they do understand all their 'no's mean yes. They are all asking for it. They want it bad. Now. From you. Go get 'em!


Now if you disagree, if you think that's not what this is about at all, then two things come to mind:

1. If a bunch of women stand on the street claiming that they are shoe shiners, and they refuse to shine your shoes, you not only have a false advertising charge you can lay on them, but also discriminatory business practices. Women claiming to be nymphomaniacs who can't get enough may just find themselves having to explain why they are so prudish.
2. By their own admission, they are lying bitches. The worst kind of woman. All marching on the street. Together.


If your wife is one of them, I'm very very sorry. Maybe a good rape might make her a little more manageable around the house.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child, The Third Edge of the Sword 150 Comments [6/16/2011 3:49:13 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 81989

Sodomy was illegal in America before 1962. That means people under 50 don’t really remember a time when sodomy was not celebrated and forced on people by the sodomite lobby and the government and media they control.

Sodomy laws need to be brought back. Acknowledging that sodomy is wrong is where to start.

Sound crazy ? Visit the sodomite street fair in SF. Decide if that’s the world you want your children to grow up in. Or think about the evil lunacy of sodomite adoption of children that were take from their families by the government with no TRIAL BY JURY.

Read about the American Law Institute and the Model Penal Code of 1962.

This is part of the beginning of taking America back from those who seek to DESTROY IT AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR. Private Property. The Rule of Law. Personal Responsibility and Individual Liberty.

Think about how wonderful it would have been to live in America prior to 1800 - in terms of personal liberty.

We can get back to that liberty. We must. And we will.

PieterCasparzen, Free Republic 95 Comments [6/16/2011 3:47:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 81986

Two gay men with with developmental and intellectual disabilities were kicked out of a swimming area at The Pavilion, a government recreational facility in Hazard, Kentucky. The men were clients of Mending Hearts, Inc. which provides support for individuals with developmental and intellectual disabilities, according to the Kentucky Equality Federation.

The KEF says that the official that kicked the men out cited The Bible as the reason:

"The Pavilion staff immediately entered the pool area and asked my clients and their staff to leave the Pavilion," stated Shirlyn Perkins, Executive Director of [Mending Hearts]. "My staff asked The Pavilion staff why they were being asked to leave, and they were informed that 'gay people' weren't allowed to swim there. My staff told this man that what he was trying to do was discrimination. The man stated that what he was doing was in the Bible and he could do it. My staff continued to argue with this man, but was ultimately forced to leave. My clients, whom already feel ridiculed and different, left the city owned facility crying and embarrassed for trying to participate in 'normal' activities that everyday 'normal' people do."

The Pavilion staff, Towleroad 71 Comments [6/16/2011 3:39:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 81980

As one who lives on the West Coast, I am concerned about potential radiation drift from Japan, as well as the failures of our own nuclear reactors in earthquake-prone California.

But as one who lives on the Left Coast, I am infinitely more concerned about the lethal ideological “radiation” that has been leaked into our “atmosphere” for forty years from the radical secular left. It is killing our nation.

This is not a future threat. It is a present day struggle of life and death – now. In fact, a faulty understanding of the beginning of life has resulted in the deaths of 52,000,000 persons in the womb. After all, when do human rights begin?

But that is only one small part of the ideological damage from radical secularism. They would, if they could, destroy the very concept of a mother and a father leading a home. They will, if they can, spend us into oblivion, destroying the future for our children.

We will all be safer when we come to the realization that the anti-biblical secular philosophies are, at this moment, a greater threat to our nation’s existence than our nuclear reactors.

We can examine, alter and improve our aging and vulnerable nuclear reactors. And we should. They are old and need attention.

But secularism’s largely undetected toxic political ideology is poisoning us and our children. America needs a massive dose of “political, historical and theological potassium iodide” to protect us from the radical left’s destruction. And we need it quickly. Morally, America has been getting closer to a Chernobyl-like “level 7” condition for over two years.


Jim Garlow, Right Wing Watch 40 Comments [6/16/2011 3:37:49 AM]
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Quote# 81973

"Not all Muslims are terrorists. 40% of tips given to Homeland Security that foiled terror plots was given by Muslims. Locking up the Japanese dueing WWII was wrong, and it would be sickning to have it happen again."

[W]ho's talking about internment camps for Moslems (not that it's a bad idea, but...)?

How is making anyone that appears to be a middle eastern man subject to a more thorough search going to stop "40% (your inflated figure) of tips from Moslems" from coming in.

Are you saying that if we try and protect ourselves, Moslems will stop helping? That says a lot about Moslems.

Also, there has been exactly ZERO effort from the Moslem community to earn (yeah, EARN) the respect of non-Moslem America. They SURE know how to protest anything they don't like...LOUDLY...but all the Moslem-committed attrocities in the world get nary a peep from the "moderate" Moslems.

In fact, jerk-rag, your OWN WORDS show your lack of coherence. Japanese were LOCKED IN CAMPS, and loyal Japanese Americans served with honor in WW2.

No whining. No ACLU. No nothing. They did the right thing.

Kinda makes you look like the idiot you are, doesn't it?

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 61 Comments [6/15/2011 9:17:16 AM]
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Quote# 81968

I think homosexuality is the main issue that they ["secular humanist libtards"] will hammer on. Bestiality, possibly decriminalize it, but not much more than that. The reason for choosing homosexuality is because you can pretty much imitate divorce by sticking fairly “intelligent” or “consenting” individuals together, and have a decent shot at improving the image. Plus the specific homosexual behaviors do the best job at offending whatever traditional religions are out there. Polygamy is likely to be a far more immediate issue. The main step there is getting measures to not force divorces of polygamous immigrants.

Morpheus2009, Free Republic 45 Comments [6/15/2011 9:11:13 AM]
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Quote# 81964

The weather is in the news again and I've received a number of questions about it. With another 500 year flood along the Mississippi and the worst tornado season since the 50s people are once again wondering if God is judging us for our sins. So we can better understand what's going on here's some perspective on the issue.

Based on my study of the nature and power of God, I'm convinced the world was perfect when He finished creating it. After all He pronounced His work of creation good 7 times during the week in which He performed it and when He was finished He declared the whole project very good. I don't believe there was a single thing wrong with the way it worked. I think there was a world wide sub-tropical climate and every day was perfect. There were twelve thirty day months and a year was 360 days long. I think the leap years, storms, earthquakes, volcanoes and other natural disasters we're all too familiar with were unknown to Earth's earliest residents.

But when sin was introduced into the world things began to work differently, the way a computer program works differently after a virus has been introduced into it. And life on Earth really changed when that sin had to be judged. The world has literally never been the same since.

Paul confirmed this when he wrote that we humans are not the only ones in bondage due to sin. He said the creation itself eagerly awaits to be liberated from its bondage and has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth ever since it was subjected to frustration. (Romans 8:18-22)

We need to understand that when sin entered the world it knocked the finely tuned creation out of balance, and when God judged the world in the Great Flood it caused both short and long term consequences. As subterranean water broke through the Earth's surface, God collapsed the giant water canopy He had placed above the sky (Genesis 1:6-8) providing enough water to completely cover the earth's surface (Genesis 7:11-12, 18-19).

Jack Kelly, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [6/15/2011 9:08:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble
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Quote# 81932

The problem runs deeper than abortion and contraception. Telling our children that it is OK to delay marriage so long as they practice abstinence is wrong. Even if they do not have sex with another person, they perform other immoral acts. Sexual urges are a natural part of God’s plan and should lead to marriage and children. Even “devoted” Catholics are avoiding this truth by saying that being unmarried is moral so long as one is abstinent, and that natural family planning (a technological form of contraception just like the others) is acceptable within marriage. The result is couples that finally get around to wanting a family when they are in their mid to late 30s that either do not have babies or need to have them manufactured in a laboratory. These children are the product of, at a minimum, masturbation (if the husband’s seed is used), or worse adultry (when donor eggs or seed is used), or worse still abortion (when some of the babies created are not settled into the womb). Even to those that do not have Faith in our Lord and the Church, it should be obvious that this cannot go on for long.

Petra, LifeSiteNews 56 Comments [6/15/2011 3:16:15 AM]
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Quote# 81884

God wants more than lip service.

There are minimum requirements.

You must do three things in order to be normal.

1. Say an original grace prayer before eating.

2. Attend one Protestant church service per week.

3. A morning and evening prayers of thanks to God.

When your feet hit the floor in the morning.

You fall to your knees.

And as you go to bed.

You got to "do stuff".

Mark Dreher, CARM 138 Comments [6/15/2011 3:15:02 AM]
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Quote# 81944

[Re. Herman Cain's pledge to not hire any Muslim Americans unless they could prove their loyalty to the United States.]

What Joe McCarthy and the House Un-American Activities Committee did back in the day was insist on one simple idea. If you are going to work for the government of the United States, you are going to be loyal to the United States. The left did not like it then because so many leftists were communists and were in fact not loyal to the United States. It is a pity we do not have a loyalty test today, as that would instantly disqualify 95% of the Obama regime from holding the jobs they currently do.

Cain makes it clear this does not apply to other religions because other religions are not a threat. Only Islam tells its followers to make war against those who do not believe and to establish a theocracy.

We keep hearing that Islam is a religion of peace, but remember past conduct is the best indicator of future behavior. Islam has been at war with the West for 1400 years. Muslims are told they are to be at war with the unbelievers.



On this Cain is absolutely right. If we cannot prove you are loyal to the United States, you can do many things, but you will not work for the United States government.

Tea Party Nation, Right Wing Watch 72 Comments [6/14/2011 1:20:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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