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Quote# 85676

I’m so sick of this shit. I’m sick of all this right to expression shit and it’s OK to be as perverted as you want bullshit. It makes me literally want to get rid of these deviant cultural Marxists by any means necessary. I didn’t sign on to be subjected to the Goddamn Folsom Fucking street fair, or for that matter for my kids to be subjected to it just for them to get a fucking education. I didn’t sign on for some Marxist teacher to tell my 12 year old son in health class that’s it’s ok for men to suck each others dick or ram each other up the ass. All to make a tiny degenerate minority feel like they have as much say in society as 98 percent of the rest who don’t give a damn about what they do in their bedroom, but don’t want it shoved in their fucking faces as being something that is healthy and normal. Or for that matter having these deviants in positions of influence and authority over their children. Healthy? Give me a fucking break. Normal? Please! It’s always funny how I’m supposed to be tolerant of anything and everything, while everything I believe in is supposed to be wrong and cast aside because it might offend one of these cretins. I’, never supposed to be offended I guess, and if I am, that’s just too damn bad according to the cultural Marxist trash. I’ve got to let a tiny degenerate minority dictate to me and the rest of society what in the hell is ok and what is not ok. FUCK THEM! If I seem pissed off it’s because I am. I’ve tried to get along and it’s impossible. It means total submission to their PC cultural Marxist agenda. They simply must be defeated.

Beyond Mad, Moonbattery 61 Comments [1/27/2012 4:14:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 85621

[OP says that her 11-year-old daughter has a project that involves painting a statue of the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl, and is wondering if this is okay].

"They feel this would be a good hands-on learning project for the students"

Learning what??? Idolatry???!!!

That would make me VERY uncomfortable!!! I definitely would not want my daughter to participate in this "project." I would suggest you ask for an alternate project or provide a Christian item for your daughter to paint (a cross, figurines for a creche, etc.) while the rest of the class paints their idols. Or have her paint a poster board with the days of creation and paste printouts of the appropriate Bible verses under each day, illustrating the Christian version of creation. And/or complain to the principal and/or school board. There are most likely other parents uncomfortable with this, too. And if nobody nips this in the bud this year, it's likely to be compounded by being repeated next year as well.* Unless the school also promotes Christian projects, I would think they would have no leg to stand on to promote false god/false religion projects. [Although that still wouldn't make idolatrous activities acceptable, it seems like it would provide a legal argument for fighting it.] Atheists and followers of false religions complain that they are offended by Christian things. Well, these false religious things offend us Christians! Maybe we should use this same tack to fight back!

Tiger Lily, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [1/27/2012 4:14:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Jubne
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Quote# 85586

This might sound silly but I praise God for what He knows about car and motorcycle mechanics. My daughter has a clunker that has been a money pit. I just spent $80 to get the exhaust fixed and the noticed a loud clunking noise on the way to the shop. I was hoping it was just the muffler rattling. It wasn't. The muffler guy told me it was the air compressor - $900 to repair. That was the last straw and I planned on dropping the car off to a charity and take my losses. It is my daughters college car and she volunteers to help with kids at a church. She was devastated as she would have to quit that if she didn't have transportation. She and I talked about Rom 8:28 and that ALL works for good. But honestly, I was pretty bummed too. I prayed a lot about it that night. In the morning, I thought just maybe the belts could be rerouted to bypass the compressor somehow. It wouldn't have A/C but it might work. Was led to a forum and asked people who know about such things. Got an answer almost immediately - this car was designed with separate belts for power steering, alternator, fan belt, and compressor. That is rare among cars today. But it meant one cut with a knife and we had a working vehicle again. Praise God!!!

As a motorcyclist who does most of my own wrenching, I realize how little I know and how much God knows. I always make time to start these projects with prayer. There have been many "Lord I dont know where that bolt went but You do - could you enlighten me?" and it makes a great witnessing op.

Kevin, RR 56 Comments [1/27/2012 4:12:43 AM]
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Quote# 85751

Obviously Mitt Romney is deceived. Do you want someone deceived by the Mormon cult in the White House? Many people know that Mormons teach heresies like Jesus is the spirit brother of Lucifer. But do people know voting for Romney will bring God's judgment (2 Chronicles 19:2)? If you love Jesus Christ, you won't vote for Mormon Romney. There is hope. Rick Santorum includes God in government as our Founding Fathers said to do and obeys God with pro-life and one-man and one-woman marriage. Since obeying God will fix the economy, Americans should vote for Santorum who is the most God-fearing Republican running.

Pastor Steve Andrew, Joe. My. God. 76 Comments [1/24/2012 4:20:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 85750

I also wondered if the atheists are right why do they need so many books? If their arguments were valid they would have only needed one.

Lighthouse, theologyonline.com 85 Comments [1/24/2012 4:10:28 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 85745

Wake Up, Parents!

Can you imagine the likes of Bill Ayers instructing your precious children in their educational experience? Talk about a nightmare. Unfortunately, this is happening throughout the nation. Trusting Americans are sending their children off to the public school systems totally unaware that radicals are indoctrinating them with anti-American, anti-capitalism, and anti-God agendas.

We need to wake up because our children's heart and souls are at risk. It's horrifying to think that America has come to this point, but we must face the truth -- there are dark forces at work in the public schools.

Debra Moore, Exposing Liberal Lies 55 Comments [1/23/2012 4:30:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 85744

Clint Eastwood Needs to Get Saved

I say this kindly, Mr.. Eastwood is not a Christian and Biblically is hellbound in his sins without Christ. Certainly, we are all sinners in the hands of an angry, but forgiving God to those who believe on Christ Jesus (Romans 5:8-9). I thank God for paying for my sins. I thank God for Calvary. I thank God for the mercyseat in Heaven where Christ applied His blood for our sins (Hebrews 9:12,24). No one has to go to Hell. God created Hell for the Devil and the demons, not for humanity. Albeit, Isaiah 5:14 says, “hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.” The wicked and the arrogant, like Mr. Eastwood who challenge the Words of God, will descend into the bottomless pit the moment they perish in their sins (Hebrews 9:27; John 8:24). The Scripture cannot be broken (John 10:35). What God has said will come to pass! Revelation 20:15, “And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.”

Clint Eastwood rejects the Bible as God's holy Word, and so he has no fear of what awaits his soul in eternity. 2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9 paints a gruesome picture of eternal death in the flames of Hell, being punished by the wrath of God.

From Mr. Eastwood's own testimony it is clear that he does not embrace Christianity. In fact in Eastwood's movie, HEREAFTER, the little boy who stars in the film goes to search the internet and finds a preacher who says, “If you have Christ you have nothing to fear.” The boy negatively responds by shacking (wagging) his head back-n-forth to express his disbelief in Jesus Christ. It should not come as a surprise that most Jewish people reject Jesus as the Christ.

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Mr. Eastwood carefully avoids expressing any particular religious belief, speculating that perhaps in all likelihood that “NOTHING HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE.” But what saith the Scripture? Hebrews 9:27, “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.” The Word of God teaches that judgment follows death. The unsaved who die IN THEIR SINS (which it appears that Clint Eastwood will) are judged at The Great White Throne of Judgment (Revelation 20:11-15). They are cast into the Lake of Fire (Greek: Gehenna) for ever and ever. The saved who die IN THE LORD (Revelation 14:13) are judged at The Judgment Seat of Christ (2nd Corinthians 5:9-11).

[...]

It appears as if Mr. Eastwood wants to remain Mr. Cool, nonchalant, middle-of-the-road in his beliefs. You don't want to offend anybody in Hollywood, especially the Christ-rejecting Jewish bosses. I'm sure Eastwood and his buddies frequently have a good laugh over a beer, while downplaying God and the Bible. What's the big deal? We're all going to die. Eastwood professes to be a fatalist, that is, whatever happens happens. The problem is that God has already warned us through the Bible what will happen. No one is ignorant of the Laws of God in America. Clint Eastwood is no stranger to the battle in America over God—In God We Trust, One Nation Under God, the battle over prayer and Bibles in public schools, et cetera. Mr. Eastwood is 81 and has been around the world, living through it all; and yet he doesn't know what he believes at 81 years of age. I'm flabbergasted!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 235 Comments [1/23/2012 4:28:00 AM]
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Quote# 85737

Barack Hussein Obama: Third World, Pro-Muslim, Anti-American Radical

Most of us knew in advance that Obama would favor the Muslim world over America. How someone like that could be elected only a few years after 9/11 is a miracle of evil that only a priest or a psychopathologist could explain. Depending on their level of awareness, voting for him may be the most shameful act ever committed by those who put him in a position to destroy our country.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 40 Comments [1/23/2012 4:24:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 85732

Barton, who says that the Founding Fathers like Ben Franklin opposed Net Neutrality, claims he also knows the views of the Founding Fathers in the debate over whether schools should teach Creationism alongside evolution in public schools. Naturally, Barton says that the Founding Fathers “already had the entire debate on creation and evolution,” and sided with Creationism.

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Barton continues to lash out at “deconstructionism” in the education system for distorting the truth about the Founding Fathers, arguing that the Founding Fathers did not support slavery or engage in the practice themselves. While Founding Fathers like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Patrick Henry were all slaveholders, Barton has created his own theory of the cause of the American Revolution: the Founding Fathers’ desire to reject the British Empire’s endorsement of slavery. “That’s why we said we want to separate from Britain, so we can end slavery,” Barton said:

He concluded his talk by saying “I want to see Christians take over the Democrat Party, I want to see Christians take over the Republican Party, I want to have a fight for who has the more Biblical candidate.” Barton, a proponent of Seven Mountains Dominionism, called on people “to move the most Godly candidate through” both parties.

David Barton, Right Wing Watch 64 Comments [1/23/2012 4:20:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 85725

Furthermore, as America becomes increasingly polarized and white people begin feeling the full force of non-white hatred, they won't care about the alleged "violent" past of the Ku Klux Klan. The one thing they know for sure is that the Klan stands for white people. When they begin to realize that the alleged violence of the Klan of the past was in fact lawful executions of murderers, rapists, and child molesters, they will understand that it has been an anti-Christian force in this nation that has tarnished the once immensely popular and beloved Ku Klux Klan. They won't care what the agenda driven entertainment media has to say about this truly Christian and family oriented movement. They will only stop to consider...NO ONE is speaking out on behalf of my white Christian heritage and family...NO ONE but the Klan!

Rachel Pendergraft, The Official Website of The Knights Party, USA 65 Comments [1/22/2012 4:30:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Smurfette Principle
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Quote# 85723

[Scott Lively on the Southern Poverty Law Center]

My prayer, as one who really does hate irrational prejudice, is that the Lord by His sovereign power will remove this dangerous, hate-spreading organization from our nation and cause its leaders and members to repent for their wickedness. I want to make clear that I am asking God himself to destroy their organization

Scott Lively, Joe. My. God. 34 Comments [1/22/2012 4:30:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 85720

[Christians can also pray in school, as long as the school doesn't organize it.]

Oh really? TRY IT. Unless it's a Christian school, ain't happening until they are directly threatened with a lawsuit. And even then lower court judges can rule against it. There have been cases of kids, on their own time, trying to pray around the flag pole being told they can't. And many more examples of the secular fundamentalists who own our schools now forbidding even the display of a cross necklace in the open.

William Rooks, OneNewsNow 50 Comments [1/22/2012 4:29:38 PM]
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Quote# 85710

This week I was due to give a talk to students at Queen Mary College, London on sharia law and human rights. Rather fittingly – and as if to prove my point - my human rights were quashed by a person demonstrating one of the effects of sharia law; the threat of violence for criticising religion.

Just before I was due to start, a young man entered the lecture theatre, stood at the front of the room with a camera and proceeded to film everyone in the audience. That done, he informed us that he knew who we were, where we lived and if he heard a single negative word about the Prophet, he would track us down. (I am told he made further threats as he left the building).

The organisers of the event, the National Federation of Atheist, Humanist and Secular Student Societies called the police and the event was unfortunately cancelled.

Unidentified Muslim, National Secular Society 27 Comments [1/22/2012 4:25:57 PM]
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Quote# 85705

THE SPHERE OF HELL

The sphere of Hell is a round, hollowed-out place in the Earth's core. Scientists say that the Earth's outer crust is less than twenty miles thick, and that beyond that point, there are rivers and lakes of FLAMING HOT LAVA, or, as the Bible calls it, a "lake of fire" (Rev. 20:15). So, this very moment your eternal soul may be less than twenty miles from the burning fires of Hell!

Hell isn't in some distant dimension; Hell is UNDER YOUR FEET! The rebels in Numbers chapter 16 went DOWN into the pit. Moses wrote in Deuteronomy 32:22 about a fire in the LOWEST HELL. Amos 9:2 speaks of people trying to DIG down into Hell. So Hell is a REAL PLACE, and it's UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT NOW, torturing millions of lost souls forever! Think about that!

James L. Melton, www.av1611.org 93 Comments [1/21/2012 8:37:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Yakob
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Quote# 85702

[On a blog post about how scary Chick tracts are to kids]

Great News
I’m glad the track scared the hell out of you as a kid, The Bible declares “the fear of the LORD is the beginning of Wisdom” or Knowledge. I would to GOD all our Kids had the hell scared out them so that they would stop puting the rest of us through hell with their fearless murderings, steelings, fornications & body mutilatings.

Jake, Trick or Tract: Satan, Jack Chick, and Other Halloween Horrors 57 Comments [1/21/2012 7:44:29 AM]
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Submitted By: KittyKaboom
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Quote# 85695

Take a look at what’s going on around us, basically what happens I believe is that if you strip away the biblical blueprint, then males fall into one of two categories: they either become thugs and treat women with brutal callousness, or they become hideous hermaphrodites lacking the charm of women and the masculinity of men. Welcome to the new secular liberal male in America. Those are the two kinds you get, thugs or wimps, because the gifts of masculinity with all its traditions of honor and respect, commitment and responsibility, and yes treatment of women, spring directly from the pages of the Bible.

Rabbi Daniel Lapin, Right Wing Watch 56 Comments [1/20/2012 4:32:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 85692

[A group called "Honest Girl Scouts" is calling for a boycott of girl scout cookies after a transgender child was accepted]

"The Honest Girl Scouts website says that the Girl Scouts use cookie income to promote "abortion and LGBT agendas," introduces Girl Scouts to "the concept of sexual rights for children without parent consent" and is rewriting badge books to include "radical activists and gay role models.""

honestgirlscouts.com, cnn.com 65 Comments [1/20/2012 4:31:54 AM]
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Submitted By: NighStalker160
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Quote# 85691

(Having seen the Lynx/Ax advertisement that depicts a man filling an ark with pairs of attractive women)

Now this is much more ominous. The theme is biblical apocalypse one... much darker than the fallen angels with a repetitive chanting hip hop sound track. Imagery of humans trying to flee an impending disaster, flocks of birds trying to escape etc...

The main character builds an ark... but this time it’s not an attempt to save the creatures of the earth, it is a vessel for sin. It is beautiful women he intends to fill this ark with. He has built a wooden strip club room with a pole in the centre, a DJ booth, and a throne for himself. He has also built sleeping area with lots of very small individual pods which i find very creepy indeed. And the advert ends with "Happy end of the world"

Maybe it’s just me... but I can’t help thinking that this is another “hidden in plain sight” message. Almost like we are being mocked. They soundtrack reminded me of Jay z "on to the next one"


Now I realise that if you are not religious you probably will not see anything in this... but, for me, many adverts, music videos and films are becoming increasingly packed with apocalyptic imagery and occult symbolism. Anyway... if any of you guys have opinions on this advert, or have spotted any imagery/symbolism that I have missed it would be great to hear it.


Muckster, Above Top Secret 47 Comments [1/20/2012 4:31:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Atheissimo
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Quote# 85683

The second confirmation [for the Rapture] came yesterday (Thursday) morning. For nearly a year now, my wife and I have been trying to set a date to have our pastor and his wife over for dinner and a movie at our house. We have a small Blu-ray movie theater, and his wife has been wanting to see the Disney movie "Up". When he called, he said that the only solid date that works for them is Friday night January 27. We'll be watching "Up"!!! (in more ways than one!!!)

cotts valley, Rapture in the Air Now 60 Comments [1/20/2012 4:29:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Psygremlin
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Quote# 85681

Why are we the ONLY creatures that can talk?

I know bees wiggle their butts and things of that nature, blah blah.......and monkeys have learned a word or two but..........

If we're not special, why are we the only ones to be able to speak if evolution is true?

I'm taking a college course on this but wanted your in-put on it, especially from atheists. Of course believers, as I am one, know God made us different.

This class talks about the larynx and pharynx and how it changed over the trillions (joking) of years we've been on this planet.

Why hasn't the same thing happened to other species?

*raises hand*

Yes Diane.

Because we're not evolved from apes, we were made from God and he gave us this ability.

Thank you Diane, you will now go the the Principle's office for speaking about God in a class room.



BabyChristian, Theology Online 73 Comments [1/20/2012 4:16:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66
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Quote# 85678

Show me a downtrodden country, and I'll show you an atheist regime.

aCultureWarrior, Theology Online 52 Comments [1/20/2012 4:11:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66
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Quote# 85664

[10th Circuit Court strikes down Sharia law ban.]

If you consider Islam a religion, this is a debatable issue in the courts.

Islam, however, is a system of government and NOT a religion.

Currently, Islam infringes on religious and political freedom because our society and courts look at Islam as EXCLUSIVELY a religion.

Islam is a system of government, first and foremost, and it should be considered as such FIRST, and then as a religion second.

There is nothing in the Constitution that provides for Sharia law. Nothing.

This ruling is an end run around an Amendment.

We simply refuse to learn ANYTHING from history when it pertains to Islam. They are either at your throat, or under your heel. Never are they at the table with you.

RinaseaofDs, Free Republic 61 Comments [1/19/2012 4:12:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 85662

Hitler wanted Germany (and possibly the rest of Europe) to be Islamic. The Leftists in Europe are fulfilling his dream. With America continually becoming more and more and more Euro-peon-ized that may happen here.

Jack Hydrazine, Free Republic 104 Comments [1/19/2012 4:05:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 85659

["PeePee" is his clever euphemism for Planned Parenthood]

"Grooming" is what child abusers do initially, preparing their prey for more sinister things to come, and it is a very appropriate word here. I've seen PeePee clients visit the clinic to pickup their contraceptives monthly. This makes it a little easier in the months to come, when the contraceptives fail and they consider an abortion. That drive to the abortuary will be well practiced, thanks to the grooming.

Kevin Williams, OneNewsNow 37 Comments [1/19/2012 4:03:36 AM]
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Quote# 85655

Hey, you people was saying that this SB 48 was to educate kids about the history and literature of Homosexuals, that you are a part of our society. So why is the California Department of Education trying to not let the parents find out if it isn't going to dominate our children as you all said it won't, because once those parents fnd out what what is being taught in schools they will pull their child/children out of that school an put them in a private school or home school. I mean come on you people are so darn well determine to supposedly educate kids on your immoral ways and you have to hide the facts away from parents. So don't you even say that that is NOT what you are doing is brainwashing children and dominating children to your perverted ways, BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING! So all in all you are trying to dominate everything that you want. You people are so evil that you are trying to change America to evil just like the Muslims want.

Coleen Bsm, OneNewsNow 30 Comments [1/19/2012 4:02:54 AM]
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