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Quote# 90829

[UPS has stopped donating to the Boy Scouts.]

From now on I'll use Fed X. I proudly discriminate against sodomites. If thats abuse against perverts so be it.

bungicord, OneNewsNow 26 Comments [11/19/2012 3:32:44 PM]
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Quote# 90824

Your grasp of US history in pathetic.

The North meddled in Southern affairs for years prior to the attack on Ft Sumter. Slavery was dying thanks to the cotton gin and harvester machines but the abolitionists kept the pot boiling. Also, the North and the Feds used economic sanctions on the South coming up to 1861. Kinda like the Feds do NOW when Obama takes 1.6 MILLION acres of “federal land” off of the drilling table.

How can the Federal government usurp the 10th Amendment, seize the lands of a State, and then prevent the State from developing the resources to the benefit of its citizens.

THAT is just one reason why I support secession.

Gunny G, Moonbattery 31 Comments [11/19/2012 3:31:47 PM]
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Quote# 90823

Contemporary opinions, including those of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, say the idea of a state’s right to secede died with the hundreds of thousands of bloodied victims of the Civil War, and that the sentiment behind the dozens of petitions on a White House website seeking permission for most of the 50 individual governments to leave the union will be fruitless.

But historians would note that even Thomas Jefferson, a “pole star among political philosophers because he based his politics on the eternal, self-evidence, fundamental truths that all men are created free and equal and that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inherent and unalienable rights, among which are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,” might be remembered for his opinion about states leaving the U.S.

It was in a letter to William B. Giles on Dec. 26, 1825, when Jefferson, who already had seen the fight over the states’ separation from England, the rise of a new nation and the tribulations it faced in its first decades, that he addressed the issue.

In a letter marked “not intended for the public eye,” he wrote that states “should separate from our companions only when the sole alternatives left, are the dissolution of our Union with them, or submission to a government without limitation of powers.”

He continued, “Between these two evils, when we must make a choice, there can be no hesitation.”

Bob Unruh, WND 19 Comments [11/19/2012 3:31:30 PM]
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Quote# 90816

"We [Democrats and Republicans] really do need to work together, no?"

NO

whenever i observe a committed opponent urging cooperation i am reminded of how readily the jews cooperated and peacefully loaded the boxcars for the nazis -

joan from zone 6, Where Liberty Dwells 29 Comments [11/19/2012 3:30:46 PM]
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Quote# 90815

Since wiping your ass with your right hand offends Muslims, the Quran dictates only the left hand for wiping, will that also be banned? Who will enforce compliance? What will the penalty be?

Perhaps Muslim savages should try leaping forward into the 14th century when toilet paper was first used. As time rolls forward and civilization moves with it, the gulf between Islamic death cult followers and everyone else widens. Trapped in the 6th Century by the religion of oppression, pedophilia, consanguineous marriage, suicide and murder, they are incapable of coexisting with a modern society.

762x51, Moonbattery 26 Comments [11/19/2012 3:30:41 PM]
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Submitted By: UHM
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Quote# 90805

Hmmm, the regressive posteth much on this thread.. hey, raghead.. your so-called “prophet” [pigs' feces be upon it] is a violent child molester. Noone thinks that your cult is a real religion. Not the Christians, not the Jews, not the Buddhists, not the Hindus.. you’ve screwed with ALL OF US and soon WE WILL ALL turn on you.

Oh and I forgot the Sikhs, a Hindu order specifically formed to DEFEND themselves from the violent hate cult aka PIGSlam.

Now GET LOST, troll.

[Next post down]

hey camel jockey.. your Satanic “prophet” Ba’al-hed used to cure his ills by drinkign camel urine.

Hahaha..

it’s in the KKKoranmpf, stupid!!

Documented dementia!

Ummah Gummah, Moonbattery 49 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:44 AM]
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Quote# 90804

Justifiable Vehicular Assault?

She might have gotten a little carried away. But if the jury takes into account that she regarded her husband as partially responsible for Obama’s reelection — the most prominent milestone in America’s decline and quite possibly the most disgusting event in human history — they are sure to go easy on her:

"Holly Solomon, 27, opposed President Barack Obama’s re-election and was upset that her husband didn’t vote, authorities said."

So…

"Solomon chased her husband through a Gilbert [Arizona] parking lot with an SUV, circled him as he took refuge behind a light pole and eventually struck him as he tried to flee, police said. …

Solomon told police that she was trying to scare her husband by stopping the vehicle close to him but she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and struck him."

I believe her that it was an accident. If her husband had actually voted for Obama, on the other hand…

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 49 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 90803

I consider moslem soulless vampires who get sustenance from killing non-moslems while mooching and living off the labor of the Real Humans around the world.

They have proven me right time and time again.

The cannot be talked to, they cannot be reasoned with.

I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off.

Ummah Gummah, Moonbattery 35 Comments [11/18/2012 4:54:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 90800

When i become Fuhrer, (the good kind) my first official act will be to pass new laws, starting with;

1. If you have to shake it after you pee, you are a male no matter what your twisted mind tells you!

2. All freaks-of-nature, as [the transwoman] pictured above, are now legal and lawfull targets for hunters and sport shooters.

Bo-Jangles, Moonbattery 65 Comments [11/18/2012 4:53:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 90794

My Son Asked Me Where We Can Go.

After tonight, I didn't have an answer.

What about Canada dad? I told him 'Sorry, they were socialist too.'

What about Mexico? 'Worse. Corruption from the top down.'

What about Brazil or Argentina dad? 'Comprende? State ownership of all assets.'

Dad, what about Europe? 'HAHAHAHAHA. Good one, kid.'

Russia? 'Oligarchies.'

.... hmmmmm.... he thought.... scratching his chin.

What about Iran? Can we go to Iran dad? 'Its probably our best bet son. The last patch of sunlight left on earth.'

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 52 Comments [11/18/2012 4:52:17 AM]
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Quote# 90793

Simply put: This is what happens when Britain sells out her nation to humanists, atheists and MUSLIMS, and persecutes JEWS and Christians.Britain's social and economic decline started back in the 80s.

Norman Hill, RT 34 Comments [11/18/2012 4:52:08 AM]
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Quote# 90790

I didn't live through it, but it's a topic that I've given more than a casual glance to. McCarthy was on a witch hunt to make a name for himself. The funny thing is...had what he did been done some 20 years later, the investigation would have turned up the actual results he was looking for. In a way, he was a man ahead of his time. Of course this being a free country, unless you're a conservative, a Christian or worst of all, both in which case you're also an intolerant biggot, it doesn't matter whether or not you're a communist. Even they have rights of freedom of speech here.

I'm looking forward from seceding from the union of the states and the wickedness the United States of America stands for today. That day comes when the Savior returns in the sky for us, and we get to experience our true citizenship, our citizenship in heaven. Watching prophetic events assures me that He is not going to be much longer.

Verisimilitude, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [11/17/2012 8:59:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 90786

(This whole page is a gold mine.)

First of all, did YOU get the ‘change’ you wanted America? Anybody who changes their name from ‘Barry’ to Barak. I wish people would just wake up. This president, in my opinion, is the Anti-Christ. He will not even wear the American Flag on his lapel without being embarrassed into doing so. “Why?” You ask, because Barry, the pot-smoking BaRak, hates our country and will stop at nothing to destroy it.
I can sit here all night and discuss thousands of reasons why Obama should not be re-elected, but I won’t. It’s already been done. I think most people realize that this country is in heap of trouble and will only get worse if Obama stays in Office. The only reason I will vote is to vote OVomit Shmomit OUT. Give the new guy a chance, maybe we can get our factories rebuilt and put a halt on that ‘Red Army’ known as China.

Egocrusher, political economy 41 Comments [11/17/2012 7:48:13 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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Quote# 90784

THE ACLU – TROJAN HORSE OF THE JEW



When most Americans think of the ACLU, it is usually the generalization of ultra-liberal legal assistance to church/state separation cases, anti-death penalty advocacy and protection of an assortment of generally undesirable groups.The truth is much more insidious and dangerous. This carefully documented report will attempt to show that there can be no doubt as to the treacherous and dangerous ongoing agenda of an organization so evil and so deceitful that it could not exist if the whole truth were known by the public at large. This then is a confirmed chronicle which will make most fictional thrillers about sinister and diabolic organizations pale by comparison. Learn why the Jew ACLU is the mortal enemy of ALL DECENT CHRISTIAN Americans – and always will be. Like the treacherous Jew whose ‘god’ is the ideology of Zionist /Marxism – it must be destroyed if we wish to live as a free people.

Joe Cortina, mynameisjoecortina 38 Comments [11/17/2012 7:48:02 AM]
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Quote# 90781

[Re President Obama]

Hmmmm. This all is kind of sounding like another guy everyone thought was so super great that they followed him blindly without question. Who tried to conceal his Jewish roots by entering Austria and chasing down his Birth Certificate. Who held political rallies in Berlin, Germany and stadiums. Who gets his real family identity and his Jewish name Schickelgruber buried in the media. Can you say Adolf Hilter?

SoDepressedAndScared, Moonbattery 45 Comments [11/17/2012 7:47:53 AM]
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Quote# 90772

[On a thread about how fundies feel about Halloween]

As if happiness is he point of life. That’s what you get when you reject God. A false and unsatisfying purpose in life.


Frank, Patheos.com 37 Comments [11/17/2012 7:46:36 AM]
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Submitted By: KittyKaboom
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Quote# 90764

Face it, HOMOSEXUALITY is an UNNATURAL GODLESS DEMENTED PERVERTED SICK SEXUAL PERVERSION.

I'd rather be a HOMPHOBE than a CHRISTOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBES are on the same side as JESUS aka GOD is. GOD HATES HOMOSEXUALITY too.

You HOMOSEXUAL/SODOMITES are the biggest & most INTOLERANT BIGOTED HATEFUL HYPOCRITICAL DISPICABLE people in the history of earth. If we just disagree with you about HOMOSEXUALITY/SODOMY you all come out with the most INTOLERANT BIGOTED HATEFUL HYPOCRITICAL & DISPICABLE language anyone has ever heard. GOD nor I have anything against HOMOSEXUALS just HOMOSEXUALITY.


namvet527, RH Reality Check 68 Comments [11/17/2012 7:46:15 AM]
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Quote# 90753

Why do left wingers pretend that Sweden is so good?
Ok fine, maybe they like their socialist policies, but what left wingers refuse to talk about is how bad their country is failing on their moral level.

Sweden is a country full of people who support the homosexual agenda. Because of this, they have gay marriage which hurts their country. Not only that, but not only are abortions legal, but they are covered under their communist health care.

Sweden is a failed state. FACT.

Christian Conservative Patriet, yahoo answers 90 Comments [11/16/2012 4:56:11 AM]
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Submitted By: michael3ov
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Quote# 90747

Anyone that thinks a marriage is defined by another man having anal sex with another man, or a woman strapping on a dildo and having sex with another woman.......well they ain’t playing with a full deck.

No sane society votes for this garbage. Any state that has citizens with an ounce of morality and decency votes AGAINST this degenerate, immoral crap. North Carolina is a prime example. When sodomite “marriage” is passed in any Southern state the fags will have reason to rejoice. It ain’t gonna happen.

NKP_Vet, Free Republic 64 Comments [11/16/2012 4:46:44 AM]
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Quote# 90745

America has forsaken her first love. She has finally, and fully, given herself over to a licentious Lothario with whom she has increasingly flirted since her youth. He is sin – and, notwithstanding full knowledge of who he is and what he intends, with him she has lain. America has tasted the poisonous fruits of lust, pride, passion, and envy – sloth, frivolity, iniquity and entitlement. She has tasted of their sweet deception and found it irresistible. She has danced in the streets, intoxicated by the very poison that will be her undoing. America has rebelled against God. She has shaken her fist at Him and arrogantly cried, 'We don’t need you. We don’t want you. We know better than you. Now go away.' And so He’s going away. We have exalted a party that seeks to – and in many was ways has already done so – enshrine into law the celebration of sexual deviancy and mock marriage. The rain is descending. The floods have come and the winds beat down on our great nation.

Matt Barber, Joe. My. God. 55 Comments [11/16/2012 4:07:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 90739

Fuck you. If I had my way, the West would secede from you shitbags in the New England States and the Rust Bowl. You’re morons who reelect a criminal, a nutbag named Jesse Jackson Jr, and a fake Indian.

As I said, y’all can fucking rot. I live in the FREE STATE of Alaska and we have everything we need to be our own nation. We need you parasitic fuckwads like Massachusetts needs more assholes.

Gunny G, Moonbattery 53 Comments [11/16/2012 4:07:38 AM]
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Quote# 90732

The ballot box is broken. It’s time for bullets.

AngryK9, Moonbattery 86 Comments [11/15/2012 3:56:04 AM]
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Submitted By: finnugold
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Quote# 90722

The fact there are so many "christians" in this so called great country should make it obvious why God allowed Obama to win. Evil won on election day. Stupidity triumphed over intelligence, madness triumphed over reason. Chaos triumphed over rule of law. Millions more will die as a result of this, and it is completely "The Church's" fault for falling away from the true faith. The country has and will continue to mock marriage.

Things could have been different, had people woken up sooner, had people made an effort to stop the murder, the genocide and every other evil, but we did nothing. And thats why Obama won again. Instead of seeing the truth, the murder, the promotion of thilth, the destruction of people's God-given rights, they prefered to see a nice husband, and a man who cares about the ones who suffered from a horrible storm. They prefered an image that looked good to the truth, and failed their responsiblity as citizens of this nation.

Anyone who claims to be a christian yet votes for evil whether it be abortion or gay marriage is not truly a Christian and does not truly know the lord. They are apostate. Apostate Christians raptured? That would be a sick joke, like if Muslims, Atheists or Mormons were raptured as well. Narrow is the path to salvation, and with an evil nation such as the US, which mocks God's laws, true morality and kills millions of the unborn every day, this nation deserves Hell, and Hell is exactly what is coming for this "Obamanation".

I recommend no longer refering to yourselves as Americans, because this is no longer(and was never really) our home.

Sorry..just angry. I never want to hear the name Barrack Obama again...

SwordofGeddo, Rapture Ready 86 Comments [11/15/2012 3:54:18 AM]
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Submitted By: OhJohnNo
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Quote# 90717

We narrowly lost in four deep blue states, after being badly outspent. Even though NOM contributed a record amount to help these state races—$5.5 million—our opponents were able to amass vast amounts of cash to drive their campaigns. They outspent us by $20 million, and that money helped them win narrow victories.

How close did we come? In Maine, we would have won if 18,000 voters had gone the other way. In Maryland, we lost by 94,000 votes out of 2.4 million cast. In Minnesota, about 100,000 votes out of 2.9 million cast. And in Washington, we lost by 83,000 votes out of 2.1 million ballots counted so far (final results there won't be known for days).

We always knew it would be a tough fight. These states are so liberal that they were never contested at the presidential level, except very late in Minnesota, resulting in blowout wins for Obama in each of the four states.

It's funny how the left and the media work. Can you imagine if marriage elections were held in Texas, Georgia, Alabama and South Carolina and gay marriage advocates had narrowly lost those fights after being outspent by $20 million? Do you think the media and the left would suggest that homosexual marriage advocates cut and run and give up the fight because they lost in those states? Of course not! If anything, they'd be congratulating them on a great showing.

Yet some advocates on the left and in the media are saying we've lost. It's preposterous!

One of the PR spins that our opponents are pushing is that somehow these votes signal that the country has changed their views about same-sex marriage. That is preposterous as well.

National Organization for Marriage, NOMBlog 73 Comments [11/14/2012 4:18:47 AM]
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Quote# 90716

[Free Republic actually pens an open letter to the Queen of England following Obama's victory.]

Your Majesty,

We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.

We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).

Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.

Your most humble servants,

The American People

Blue Collar Republican, Free Republic 110 Comments [11/14/2012 4:18:12 AM]
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