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Quote# 90715

I do not consider the Obama Administration to be incompetent. They have an extreme socialist agenda which they are clearly succeeding in accomplishing. They remind me of Hitler's program of lies and murder to achieve their power. Obama's promotion of murdering babies has been part of why he is succeeding.

To pray for Obama is to support his agenda as I see it. I pray against Obama's agenda. I can't see where a vile administration promoting abortion etc. is "God's Will".

Clouds, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [11/14/2012 4:16:12 AM]
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Submitted By: ScrappyB
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Quote# 90708

The supremacy of Christianity over all other faiths is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire.

God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths. There is no coming together for the sake of love and understanding.

Rapture Ready, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [11/14/2012 4:11:34 AM]
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Submitted By: PK
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Quote# 90705

[The CEO of Murray Energy, a coal mining corporation, read this prayer to his employees the day after the election.]

Dear Lord:

The American people have made their choice. They have decided that America must change its course, away from the principals of our Founders. And, away from the idea of individual freedom and individual responsibility. Away from capitalism, economic responsibility, and personal acceptance.

We are a Country in favor of redistribution, national weakness and reduced standard of living and lower and lower levels of personal freedom.

My regret, Lord, is that our young people, including those in my own family, never will know what America was like or might have been. They will pay the price in their reduced standard of living and, most especially, reduced freedom.

The takers outvoted the producers. In response to this, I have turned to my Bible and in II Peter, Chapter 1, verses 4-9 it says, “To faith we are to add goodness; to goodness, knowledge; to knowledge, self control; to self control, perseverance; to perseverance, godliness; to godliness, kindness; to brotherly kindness, love.”

Lord, please forgive me and anyone with me in Murray Energy Corp. for the decisions that we are now forced to make to preserve the very existence of any of the enterprises that you have helped us build. We ask for your guidance in this drastic time with the drastic decisions that will be made to have any hope of our survival as an American business enterprise.

Amen.

[He then laid off 156 people.]

Robert Murray, Washington Post 59 Comments [11/14/2012 4:11:20 AM]
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Quote# 90703

My last question just went to show that people like atheists who are people who just believe what they believe and calling it fictitious just goes to show that the dudes are just hoping God does not exist. That story did happen there are over 200 witness and non-believers who laughed at him when he explained what had happened.

Needless to say the fellows grades suddenly doubles from average to to scores of 90s yet before he was unable to pass or his highest was around 60%.

But that aside. The thing is that demons which resemble some of the dolls and characters in horror movies exist in a dimension that is superimposed on our dimension. What ever controls cells and your body though superimposed in your body is in another dimension interfaced into this one by a silver thread. Your physical head is connected to your soul head by a silver thread. People who do astral projection will testify to that and yet they practice yoga which most Christians do not.

The second dimension does not have time but your soul is in this dimension and your soul sees into this dimension and interacts with matter through the body and through the body interacts with the other through the soul. That is why you may wish to eat but you command your body.

Why are we unable to create living artificial cells? Its because the soul cannot enter this dimension there is a barrier. You cannot connect the material to the immaterial, humans have no way of doing this. That is the big barrier that you have to summount so we are able to create artificial cells but not artificial living cells from scratch because only code can connect the interface,

As for the dude who had the experience, his own mum thought he was nuts till the ugly blisters and the horrible fungal like infection left suddenly after the deliverance. She was not a believer but she affirmed indeed that the boy had those things even though the dad a doctor tried to trreat it he failed but soon after the incident he was healed. Now the healing is proof. All who said that its fictitious now I really know ye are false, you believe whatever lie you like God is real but ye are as fake as those photocopies of dollars

Luke, Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [11/14/2012 4:10:54 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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Quote# 90675

[on the election results]

The event we have just witnessed was far more than a general election – it was a referendum on the soul of America. We grieve today like we have lost a friend or a close relative. Millions of Americans looked evil in the eye and adopted it. Some Christian observers called the Democratic Party platform for 2012 a 'Romans 1 Platform,' and they were right. Abortion, same-sex marriage, and immorality carried the day. The great values on which America was founded were set aside because of selfishness unbalanced by biblical truth and commitment to Jesus Christ. Race and ethnicity overrode values. The America we love is sick and needs renewal and healing. The world hated Jesus, and it is no surprise the world hates the followers of Christ.

Mat Staver, Joe. My. God. 61 Comments [11/13/2012 4:10:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 90674

[Tweeted after the announcement that Obama had been reelected:]

Jackson tweeted on Tuesday night: "I can’t stop crying. America died."

It was just the beginning of the vocal Tea Party supporter’s commentary. She also told her followers: "The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs Evil battle…today…Evil won."

Victoria Jackson, Radar Online 53 Comments [11/13/2012 4:10:06 AM]
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Submitted By: KittyKaboom
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Quote# 90673

Obama won with government plantation slaves, illegal aliens, females wanting to kill their unborn, and idiots under 30. Lord help us!!!!

Firekrakka, Where Liberty Dwells 47 Comments [11/13/2012 4:09:50 AM]
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Quote# 90672

As will our children and grandchildren to the tenth generation. The United States as a landmass will continue. The United States as a bold and majestic experiment has died. Obastard the Kenyan-born traitor and his fellow Marxists have been given carte blanche by mindless, soulless. politically-correct sheeple to destroy America.

Only a military coup by patriotic Americans can prevent the plunge into oblivion.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 51 Comments [11/13/2012 4:09:39 AM]
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Quote# 90669

ohn Denver is correct. He ought to be giddy today. I agree with him.

What I fuckin' hate are all these pussy conservatives like Sean Hannity now saying, "Aww, it ain't that bad. We will bounce back... American will turn to the right again... It's just one bad election."

Bull-fucking-shit! America died yesterday. It's over. There's no coming back.

236 years of history gone in one single day and night.

SPARE ME YOU'RE FUCKING GOOD TIDINGS YOU CONSERVATIVES. This is a castrophe for libertarians and conservatives. The worst of our lifetimes.

The Nazis and Communists have just seized control of the United States of America, and you fuckers are trying to convince me it ain't that bad!

Eric Dondero, Libertarian Republican 54 Comments [11/13/2012 4:07:39 AM]
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It Works, Really

Since Nazis weren't real big on confrontations.

Quote# 90667

Jim, that's a seductive argument, until I think about that suburban Philadelphia female voter, or that Latina who lives in Orlando. They hate confrontation. They would have turned off to a Republican candidate like that.

They want soft and comfy socialism. Naziism with a smiley face.

And that's what the champion smiley-faced Nazi Obama gives to them.

We either accept that, or we shall perish.

Eric Dondero, Libertarian Republican 30 Comments [11/13/2012 4:07:30 AM]
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Quote# 90660

The following people are doing jigs:

Muslims; "one of us is still president, keep that uranium flowing!"
Putin; "now Obama has that flexibility he promised me"
Gays; "now we can enjoy life and live like others"
Liberal women; "it's my body and my choice! Yay!"
Christians; "tomorrow Lord?"

My state, Maryland, is not only overtly pro Obama, they also voted yes to gay marriage by about 80% and they also voted yes to legalized gambling and casinos here. I am shocked at the outcome of this and angry among other things. I think a lot of us here are sad and angry because we know we are seein the end of America the once great country. We will be the ones to watch her crumble and burn, but also the ones to be the Light to those in need and be busy for the Kingdom to come. Lord have mercy on this country and if judgment comes please send an Ark!

Mtown, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [11/12/2012 5:53:01 AM]
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Submitted By: finnugold
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Quote# 90658

The Porn Belts have spoken. We are slaves of smut and socialism. The immoral producers of nothing will continue rule over the moral producers of goods and services. Non-earners will continue domination of the earners; demanding we work harder so they can take more.

What does this mean for me? I quit. I will no longer support filthy lazy liberal bastards. I’ll be taking an early retirement within a year or so. The liberal scum will no longer get any $ from me. Let the scum starve. And when all the producers finally quit (as always happens with socialism), and the grocery shelves are empty, and the scum shows up on my doorstep begging for a handout, or try to steal from my garden or take my game, I’ll blow their stupid communist heads plumb off.

America committed suicide yesterday. Arm yourselves.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 67 Comments [11/12/2012 5:49:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 90654

Let me explain something to you as apparently you are mentally disabled and do not understand things. This country was built by Christian men, not a bunch of liberal gays, atheists, or rag heads. If you don't like this country you are free to move at any time for the moment. But you better hurry, you idiots are tearing down the freedoms at a very fast pace.

Watson, WND 44 Comments [11/12/2012 5:49:19 AM]
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Quote# 90653

You are doing a kindness, a gift, a charity.

You have NO obligation to provide for, whatever the circumstance, someone who votes against your financial interest.

PS...if you think you’re feeling bad...I just cut off my daughter’s college money, as she felt the need to “express herself” and vote against the family’s monetary well-being in Ohio.

Hope she likes “expressing herself” as she waits tables for next semester’s tuition (and her books, healthcare, car insurance, rent, food...hahaha).

Not a funny hahahaha, but hey, her choice. And I’m all about respecting “choice”. I’m just not going to subsidize it.


LadyBuck, Free Republic 80 Comments [11/12/2012 5:47:20 AM]
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Submitted By: WatermelonRat
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Quote# 90652

I have an uncle in Wisconsin. He's slightly mentally handicapped and lives in subsidized housing because of his income level.

In tribute to my Grandma (who's been gone a number of years and of whom I still miss), I send my uncle a check every month. The check is only $30.00. I believe he uses it for living expenses that aren't covered by assistance. I rarely get an acknowledgement/thank you from him - unless of course, I'm late in mailing it out.

My uncle voted for Obama. Normally, I say "Live and let live" and let it go at that. But I am thinking about telling him that effective 1/01/13, that I'm cutting his monthly check from $30.00 to $15.00 because of the impending increase in taxes that I'll be paying as a result of Barack Obama's policies.

Given that my uncle is slightly mentally handicapped, I'm wavering about this. I don't wanna appear like a cad but at the same time, I don't wanna be taken for granted and want him to know that actions have consequences.

What would you do?


MplsSteve, Free Republic 69 Comments [11/12/2012 5:46:30 AM]
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Submitted By: WatermelonRat
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Quote# 90649

AND, because their belief system is in actuality, a religion, they have unending, multi-generational PATIENCE. Stalin, Kruschev, Mao and a whole host of others are dead and gone, but their religion grinds on and has achieved a MAJOR victory tonight.

This result is not due to this past year’s activities - it was set in motion back in the 50s, became a sophisticated underground war in the 60s and 70s and moved into the education system in the 70s and 80s. We are now seeing the US Society being controlled by the first generation that has been indoctrinated by those guys and it will only get worse from here on out.

Perhaps mankind REALLY is unworthy of the long term benefits of the country that was America.

CanuckYank, Free Republic 28 Comments [11/12/2012 5:38:59 AM]
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Submitted By: CAF
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Should We Explain Farm Subsidies?

Quote# 90646

While we’re at it, I say we should quit letting the Scum fly over the fly-over states. Make the scum go around through their beloved Mexicans or their stupid socialist Canadians.

And make the lazy worthless socialist bastards grow their own damned food, too! Put up check points: No more produce trucks from the Free States into the Communist Pig States. QUIT FEEDING THE UNGRATEFUL LIBERAL IDIOTS!!!!!

Jimbo , Moonbattery 42 Comments [11/12/2012 4:42:42 AM]
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Submitted By: UHM
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Quote# 90644

The Consitution is dead. This country is over. Everyone wants to be on the dole and doesn’t care who pays for it. The “middle class” has been bought and sold.

It’s only going to get worse so you might as well cash it all in, move or just blow it and live with it.

Time to collapse the system ala Greece, get on every program you can. Take from the dwindling producers. Ayn Rand was wrong.

And, more importantly, can we finally WRITE OFF THE GOP and take it over, ala Reagan, again. But then, that didn’t turn out well.

Frankly, I’m more not looking forward to Obama as much as another 2-4 years of John Boehner kissing his ass.

I’m moving out of the country as soon as possible.

Bye folks.

Fledermaus, Free Republic 63 Comments [11/12/2012 4:40:50 AM]
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Submitted By: CAF
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Quote# 90642

Yes, you are correct, the Apocalypse has truly begun, at least for America.

If Romney concedes, I will swear off politics, because it will not mater any longer.

This election was stolen by massive voter fraud, and no one will convince me otherwise.

By 2016, there will not be a country left to care about who wins anyway.

Come January we will be hit with the largest tax increase in the history of the world and small businesses will shutdown across this country, and unemployment will go through the friggen roof.

Time to step back and worry about me and the Mrs, and let everyone else fend for themselves.

OneViking, Free Republic 38 Comments [11/12/2012 4:40:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 41
Submitted By: CAF
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Quote# 90627

Folks. Do what you can to prepare for this. It is going to be pure, total socialism. Homosexual, abortion, Satan driven agenda. This is not going to be pretty. What will happen to America the next four years will take a century to repair, IF we had a century to do it. I think not. Before these four years are up, I predict total collapse of our economy and massive protests and riots, loss of income, jobs, high prices, total mess. I see nothing, absolutely nothing good coming from this. This Satanic fool will drive America over the edge. Basically, America as founded is DEAD. Never to return.

RetiredArmy, Free Republic 34 Comments [11/12/2012 4:36:35 AM]
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Quote# 90620

[From The Blaze thread on Obama's re-election speech]

America, prepare for the wrath of God!

Fiscal cliff. Dead ahead!
Nuclear Iran. 100% certain.
War in Middle East. Before next summer.
Debt brick wall. Within 2 years.
Debt ceiling breach. Before end of this year.
Obama’s Tyrannycare. Now locked in stone.
Recession. By end of Q1 2013.
Gas prices over $7/gallon. By mid-2014.
Dollar Devastation. Bernanke remains Fed chair after 2013.
The Greatest Depression. By end of 2014.
Arms race in the Middle East. Egypt has now declared its intentions to develop nukes and has requested Iran’s help.
Financial market collapse. Begins with bond markets as debt collapses the house of cards by end of 2014.

Doomsday scenario — greater than 50/50 probability:
EMP attack on United States. Within 2 years, probably less.
Hit debt brick wall. By end of 2014.
Economic Depression. By end of 2014.
3 Supreme Court appointments by Obama. Within 3 years.
World War. By mid-2015.
Civil war in America. 50/50 probability in next 4 years.
Persecution of Christians. Begins immediately!

America, your Republic is DEAD!
Plan and prepare accordingly!

[PS] You better pray like your very existence depended on it, because IT DOES!

SBENARD, The Blaze 44 Comments [11/12/2012 4:28:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Amadan
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Quote# 90624

Joseph Stalin killed about 50 million of his own citizens. He was one of the worst mass murders in history.

We have sacrificed about 50 million unborn babies at the feet of the “Pro Choice” gods.

We have much to repent of.

Sam Adams, Moonbattery 29 Comments [11/11/2012 9:10:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Rogal Dorn
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Quote# 90411

Apart from being inbred, their insanity comes from having to pray 5 times a day & each of those times must prostrate themselves a minimum 11 times each prayer session.
So do the maths – 5 x 11 = 55 times per day
7 x 55 = 385 times per week = 20,020 times per YEAR!
Just banging their heads on the ground for 10 years means these cretins have bashed their heads over 200,000 TIMES!!!
Anyone heard of punch drunk?
You’ll know a devout & crazy moslem by the bruise on their forehead!

Mohammed Wazza Pedophile, Bare Naked Islam 30 Comments [11/11/2012 8:25:10 PM]
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Quote# 90619

Oh, and then there are the ObamaPhones?? What would i need with an ObamaPhone...first of all i already don't like the government so for them to give me a phone means more power over me because i can't afford my own phone (makes no sense). Second is the ObamaCare, i'm getting tired of him naming everything after himself, but with the ObamaCare there is a board or team of doctors rather that will choose your healthcare for you.

(Emphasis added.)

Natural_Fear495, NaNoWriMo 41 Comments [11/11/2012 2:30:50 PM]
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Quote# 90615

Feeling ill. And angry. People are celebrating and they don't know what they're in for. Already, stock prices in other markets around the world are going down. Small businesses that have been barely hanging on are going to go out of business. Energy costs will skyrocket as O enacts more of his anti-coal agenda. Israel is in greater danger. And on and on.

I wish that only the people who voted for this arrogant, American-hating man would suffer, but unfortunately we will all suffer (except for the solar energy execs who get money from the govt, etc.).

Most angry at the lying media.

People keep saying "God is in control" as if that makes everything okay. God was in control when Israel went into Babylonian captivity. God was in control when Stalin killed upwards of 60 million people.

Reason&Hope, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [11/11/2012 2:29:53 PM]
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