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Quote# 91369

Health care should be a right. Right. All those supplies and equipment belong to someone. That’s theft, boy. Their time, training and efforts are theirs, too. That’s slavery, asshole. We already had one war about that kind of thing. Guess which end of the rifle you go on if we have to do it again. And what kind of healthcare do you expect when it all must be donated through the goodness of peoples’ souls? Parasite.

You know, civilized people are supposed to rise above reactions like killing their opponents. Alinsky even tells these benighted morons to use that against us. What we’re arguing against now, though, are little more than animals, and I figure there will come a time when we have to start making them leak. I know it’s wrong to wish that time to come, but seeing it as inevitable makes it hard to wait.

Mr Evilwrench, Moonbattery 46 Comments [12/14/2012 4:05:11 AM]
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Quote# 91363

Default The end is near

I cannot help but shake the feeling the end is near. I have some premonitions about other things in the past, and they proved right on the money. I have a very strong gut feeling, that the Trumpet may sound, quite literally, any day now. I just cannot shake that feeling.

I have very good friends who are not true Believers, and I made a last-ditch effort to minister to them, only for them to call me a 'zealot' and a 'nut-bag' for my beliefs that Jesus is coming soon. The funny thing is one of them actually calls herself a 'Messenger', but she herself cannot even accept the Message.

She is very heavily involved in a 'universal church' that actually teaches Jesus Christ is only 'one way' out of many to get to Heaven. They believe in spirit-worship, earth-worship, and self-worship. She believes being a 'good person' is good enough for God, and the 10 Commandments were more of a 'guideline' than Holy Law.

I feel that she will be Saved, but it will take time. Once she sees just how dark it gets, I feel only then will she seek the Light...the Real Light, not the new-age 'enlightenment' she now tries to persue.

Like I said, I believe that our time on this earth is very quickly ending, and I have left my Bible and a book on Prophecies, as well as documents from the main page of Rapture Ready (I actually used an entire cartridge of ink), and placed them in a hidden place in my apartment, with instructions on where they are (I don't want these to fall into the wrong hands)

I highly encourage you to do the same thing for others you know, who may not be saved. God commands us to go to the world and preach the Good News.

Thank you, Rapture Ready for everything. God bless!



Trance, rapture ready 32 Comments [12/14/2012 4:01:16 AM]
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Quote# 91355

It's Just Football! JESUS is returning soon! Wake up world your little sports matches mean nothing it's all a distraction of SATAN to keep you from seeing the truth!

Jerry, Q13 Fox 35 Comments [12/14/2012 3:48:12 AM]
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Quote# 91348

Organized Labor is Organized Crime

Alex, Right Wing News 45 Comments [12/13/2012 4:33:19 AM]
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Quote# 91346

Response: When you can provide evidence of harm done in having consensul sex in marriage with a 9 year old who has reached maturity and and puberty, other than because mommy says so, then you will have a point.

Al-Fatihah, Atheist Forums 67 Comments [12/13/2012 4:33:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Stimbo
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Quote# 91344

Just because something is legal doesn't make it right.......slavery was legal, women not having the right to vote was legal but KNOWING all men are equal and our Constitution says these things I KNOW these wrongs were overturned such as the homosexual agenda will soon be. I specifically mentioned the USA for a reason and that was because 1-2% of the homosexual population is responsible for over 62% of all aids/hiv cases in the USA band that is up 10% in 2009. What goes on in the rest of the world doesn't affect the USA.

Stand For Christ, OneNewsNow 39 Comments [12/13/2012 4:25:38 AM]
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Quote# 91334

Jesus was not a Jew. He is from the children of Israel (Jacob)

paracletus, Yahoo Answers 52 Comments [12/13/2012 4:22:22 AM]
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Quote# 91330

[>>> I think “Going Galt” might have been an option when the western frontier was still open but not since.]

Well, for that matter, the actual tea party and American revolution WAS a form of Going Galt... the gaining of independence.

It’s still an option today... but not on the face of the earth.

Galt’s real counterpart is Jesus.

Safrguns, Free Republic 39 Comments [12/13/2012 4:19:46 AM]
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Quote# 91326

(Several posts, a while after copy-pasta spam about how the big bang can't have happened.)

you cannot use math to prove reality. If you did, alot of stuff would be really messed up.

(Questioned.)
because math is unreliable.

(Proven wrong.)
Ok, the math in a book is absolute. But the numbers that scientist say the universe run on change. Like the speed of light is going down at a very unconstant speed.

Salamanstrom, NationStates 33 Comments [12/13/2012 4:19:24 AM]
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Quote# 91325

The rate in which a light flashes on top of an emergency vehicle is the average rate that people are dying and going to hell.

Michael Bronson, Bible Help 40 Comments [12/13/2012 4:19:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Chordus
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Quote# 91320

Today Richard Henry Blain told a Montreal courtroom that he was given a vision by Jesus Christ that involved dealing with what he called the "national separatist problem."

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His legal-aid laywer, Elfriede Duclervil, told reporters that it has been impossible to prepare a defense for Bain.

When Duclervil asked Bain whether he understands that he is accused of first degree murder, Bain said that he does understand, and that Christian soldiers don't murder.

He told the court that he was given a vision "for the peace and harmony for all Canadians" by his Lord and Savior.

"I am a Christian soldier and we Canadians shall never surrender to fight the evil separatists," he said, adding "God bless you all."


Richard Henry Blain, CBC.ca News 41 Comments [12/12/2012 4:39:29 AM]
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Submitted By: dpareja
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Quote# 91318

You normally DO have trouble following logic that fails to coincide with your convoluted view of the world. Someday, when you finish grad school, maybe you can move to REALVILLE where reality matters and not what some silver ponytail prof. feeds you. Your biggest "trouble" is understanding ANTONIUS' religious faith and his core beliefs. Atheists rarely understand, you are no exception. Homosexual marriage, in REALVILLE will lead to a complege breakdown of our society. After all, once Homosexual marriage is the law of the land, it won't be long before perverts are dragging a 9-year old down the isle. And, some creep in a dress, will "marry" them. After all, it's their "lifestyle" and their "right." Or how about some dude who wants to "marry" his dog, or his "horse?" Isn't that a "lifestyle" choice as well? How about you Adam? Do you want to marry a man, dog, or maybe your pet rat? Wouldn't it be your "right?" BLUF: Once homosexual marriage is the law of the land, there is NOTHING to stop the above illustrated situations? Is that what you and your grad school cronies want?

michael, American Thinker 74 Comments [12/12/2012 4:32:39 AM]
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Quote# 91317

[P]lease allow me to offer you a history lesson. My credentials go back nearly 3400 years, when my ancestors accepted God's laws at the foot of Mount Sinai; we Jews have seen civilizations come and go for a long time. And it is obvious that civilizations which appeared much greater than our little, poor, weak, and ever so unfashionable group, such as that of the Egyptians, the Greeks, the Romans, the Persians, the Babylonians, and many others, are no longer there, and we are, still keeping those silly laws that we delusionally believe some sort of divinity gave us once upon a time. One of those silly laws, adopted by our daughter religions Christianity and Islam, forbids homosexuality. Do you think that this might have some bearing on the short lives of those greater civilizations and perhaps on our longevity? Is it even the slightest bit possible that God controls history, and men do not?

Lightbringer, American Thinker 67 Comments [12/12/2012 4:25:49 AM]
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Quote# 91316

On November 06, 2012, The United States of America passed away with an almost silent whimper. She was 236 years old. The grand old lady died of neglect, stupidity, arrogance and pure abuse at the hands of both her leaders and its ignorant populace. She will be survived by the Socialist Democratic Republic of Obamerica or SDRO.Also killed in this same massive, catastrophic, progressive wreck were personal freedoms, American values, exceptionalism, The Constitution, economic growth, conservatism, fiscal sanity, American unity, free markets, life's sanctity, marriage between man and woman, Republicanism, free will, self-reliance and many more so mutilated as to be unrecognizable any longer. July 4, 1776 - Born
November 6, 2012 - Committed Suicide

Raymond, Mother Jones 63 Comments [12/12/2012 4:25:47 AM]
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Quote# 91312

I can only pray that the justices are not arrogant enough to override God's definition of marriage, the one that has been accepted by virtually every society in recorded history, to appease a minute minority. a minority that is NOT just seeking equal rights (which I have absolutely no problem with), but to identify themselves as the same as hetrosexual people. The two groups are not the same so why should their union be called the same? Just as monogamy is not polygamy, neither is the union (marriage) between a man and a woman the same as the union (civil?) between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.

Bill B., New York Times 36 Comments [12/12/2012 4:25:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 91308

The war on Christmas is very, very real, and if you ask me, in addition to some grouchy misanthropic heathen atheists it has to do - at the root of it - with two things - abortion and the gay rights agenda, because Christianity is against those things. It's subtle but that's why it's so pronounced in recent years.

Bernard McGuirk, Towleroad 47 Comments [12/12/2012 4:25:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 91304

"The lawsuit accuses the school district of violating the pupils' constitutional right to free speech and violating the Constitution's establishment clause, which prohibits excessive government entanglement with religion."

Better to violate a child's right who doesn't like it than to force kids to be violated for loving God in my opinion. Otherwise the only option is to have Christians start really acting like they are in enemy territory, and vote with their feet, etc. Shut it down for all I care. The whole pagan school system, and the country! Better to have some brands (maybe states?) snatched from the fire than to have the whole system/country go to hell in a handbasket.

dad, Christian Forums 32 Comments [12/11/2012 7:37:04 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 91303

[But for the record, you do think they spoke English and wrote the original Bible in English (which is not KJV1611), and then it was translated to Hebrew, correct?]

Incorrect.

My belief ... (at the risk of correcting you, which I've supposedly never done before) ... is that the original autographs from Genesis 1 to the Tower of Babel were written in English.

In other words, Adam wrote Genesis 1 & 2 in English; Seth wrote Genesis 3 & 4 in English; Noah wrote Genesis 5-9 in English; Shem wrote Genesis 10 in English; then Abraham wrote Genesis 11-25 in Hebrew.

Moses then edited the entire book of Genesis (into Hebrew), and that's why Genesis is titled, The First Book of Moses.

(Something like that.)

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 65 Comments [12/11/2012 3:09:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Al (Not Bundy)
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Quote# 91302

Can a teacher refuse to teach lies and ungodly things? Can a child bring a bible to school? Can parents not allow their brainwashed daughter to not kill her child? Can one preach what the bible says on marriage publicly, and take measure to keep the gleefully perverted from their ranks?

The believers are forced more and more into hiding and secrecy like the catacombs of Rome. I would be surprised if the next several years were not marked by growing real persecution, evil oppressive laws, open blasphemy, and such inevitable results of advanced decay. Good news for believers!!! Very good news. People get ready, there's a train a comin.....and to hell with the US and it's leadership.

dad, Christian Forums 38 Comments [12/11/2012 3:09:29 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 91301

The Gestapo tactics of the godless Inquisitors, making it illegal to be a believer basically in the US.

Hopefully, now that they voted there for an ungodly leader, (openly anti bible policies) and blaspemy, no one in their right mind expects anything but oppression and darkness anymore there. The US is the enemy of God now.

dad, Christian Forums 38 Comments [12/11/2012 3:09:25 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 91299

The "7 Seals" are 'beyond Einstein theories' that symbolically lock the "book/scroll" prophesied in the Bible's last book: The Revelation 5:1-10:10. This 74-page booklet is entitled 'There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism'. The seals/theories are on its cover along with some very symbolic artwork that satisfies the prophecy in the Qur'an 75:6, "When shall be the 'Day of Resurrection'? When the eye is dazzled, and the moon is eclipsed, and the sun and moon are brought together."

The "7 seals"/theories are known as follows including short descriptions...

Seal #1: The Conglomerate of Nonparallel-Universes Theory (Universe Creation Theory)
"In the beginning"... This theory explains what happened before the Big Bang and what will happen after this universe's possible demise billions of years into the future. The Guardin' of Eden story took place c. 4,000 BC through extraterrestrial intervention with the 'God guy' cloning himself to produce Adam, then again to produce Eve. (Humans existed elsewhere & Earth is 4.55 billion-years-old.) The near future should bring confirmation of ETs and their history with global cultures. Advanced technology and wormholes (Einstein-Rosen bridges) should eventually provide interuniversal travel. Note: It appears that this universe creation theory is now accepted by over 50% of astrophysicists.

Brad Watson, Miami , Amazon Christian Forum 61 Comments [12/11/2012 4:38:55 AM]
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Quote# 91298

At first, I put Leprechauns as an example of subnatural, but I believe Leprechauns really existed at one time as a manifestation of demons.

AV1611VET, cf 45 Comments [12/11/2012 4:38:42 AM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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Quote# 91294

actually, the best proof of the Bible is that without its truths you couldn't prove anything! People who want to disprove the Bible actually have to borrow from its worldview to attempt to do so and hence have already lost the argument before they even begin.

Chris Flournoy, Dave Hunt's Facebook Page 63 Comments [12/10/2012 4:29:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Quote# 91288

<Commenting on an article about a lawsuit against a Boy Scouts troop leader accused of sexually abusing one of his scouts>

If every gay male were rounded up for these acts the "gay" community would evaporate. Few of them ever get caught and 90% of them have done it. They even have a name for their victims, twinks. Not the rape of a boy, but twinks. Playing with words is the game they play to cover their vile behavior, the encounters in filthy public restrooms, their vectoring of disease, and even raping little boys.

SBaker2, World Net Daily 42 Comments [12/10/2012 4:28:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 91278

Only problem with nailing fags to a fence post is it might allow one of their contagious diseases to infect a normal Human. The best thing the government can do is kill them and burn their carcasses. Society needs to be protected from these monsters.

Chris Key, Men's Rights Online 96 Comments [12/10/2012 4:19:24 AM]
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