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Quote# 86112

[One Freeper surprisingly defends Ellen Degeneres--even saying that anti-gay attitudes on the site are bigoted--and promptly gets attacked for it.]

You sure do sound like some kinda liberal, pro-homosexual troll. Or are you just one of the godless anarchists masquerading as a “libertarian”?

We don’t need some lezbo apologist around here. I do not care how nice, generous, or kind Ellen is. That is not the issue. The issue is the social re-engineering underway. I do not want to feel harassed into accepting a sexual perverison, which is exactly how I feel these days.

As a Christian, I believe that homosexuality is a sin. A terrible, terrible sin. I have a right to religious freedom, and I don’t appreciate having my beliefs questioned or ridiculed by a department store [J.C. Penny].

surroundedbyblue, Free Republic 51 Comments [2/19/2012 4:27:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 86108

It is time for the spiritually faithful to openly support the acceptance of this new science, which is called quantum physics theory. It replaces Newtonian physics theory, which is based on concepts developed in the 17th century when scientists separated themselves from the Church of Rome to avoid being burned at the stake when their discoveries were at variance with the teachings of the church.

The Newtonian physics the-ory describes most day-to-day physical phenomena well, but does not support concepts of intuitive, spiritual or other "nonphysical" phenomena, such as electricity and field theories.

Quantum physics theory sees the universe as an infinite, interactive field of energy patterns (quantum holograms) in which the true intentions of humankind influence the application of infinite sources of energy in our physical world.

I have personally experienced and observed the moving of physical objects, the changing of chemical compositions and the healing of sickness by means of true intentions, alone. I foresee a near future in which each of us "who does not doubt in his heart" quietly and without ostentation, helps to keep turning the wheels of industry, transportation and electric generation, as required. How many Christians truly believe in the teachings of Jesus?

Robert Radford, Time Colonist 35 Comments [2/19/2012 4:24:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 86103

Perhaps the question should be: Liberals: Would you be happy if all the aborted babies where burned as fuel instead of coal? It could be considered a new green energy.



DonDoityourselfer , AnswerBag 77 Comments [2/18/2012 4:06:38 AM]
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Quote# 86099

i knew a guy who was playing around with a ouija board one time his friends and making fun of it and the pointer or whatever it is suddenly left the board in the air and slammed into a wall...the­y were all scared and never went near one again....t­his same person had a evil spirit grab his throat and hold him down too with another benign ghost in corner of room looking on...looki­ng at condition the world is in i do believe there is a satanic force on earth...re­ad about father malachi martin and the book on exorcism he wrote...ge­ezer butler of black sabbath played around with the occult until he saw a evil presence in his room that scared the s out of him

leonethderosia, Huffington Post 73 Comments [2/18/2012 4:06:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quote# 86039

Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it? Too any objective observer, the answer must be yes. Is this a good thing? To any objective observer, the answer must be no. Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women. Thus what JCPenney has done, by increasing, even if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior will turn out to be a tragic thing for some. JCPenney will have to share some culpability for that.

Bryan Fischer, Joe. My. God. 66 Comments [2/18/2012 4:04:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 86033

[What if a new test could determine whether a fetus was genetically predisposed to homosexuality?]

Well first you'd have o prove to me that homosexuality is genetic, which it isn't. It's a choice but lets just say it's genetic so I can answer you. Next no abortion at all ever, we're Catholic. Additionally, I have strong male hetro genes and no child of mine will be gay but lets play along and say it was true. He would be taught that homosexual acts are a sin and he's not to give in to these feelings or he'll land his eternal soul into the fires of hell for all eternity being ripped apart over and over again. He would join the seminary if he is admitted and become celibate and become a priest if he got the call from the Bishop. He would have no choice as I, his father calls the shots not him. I'm the boss of my children not the other way around like so many seculars.

Mr.Canada, Maple Leaf Web 78 Comments [2/18/2012 4:04:30 AM]
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Quote# 86094

What Are the Emotional Attractions of Atheism?

Atheism appeals on many levels. The illusion of self-determinism, of superiority of mind (and caste), and of self-directed morals is totally compatible with the desire for the freedom to pursue whatever materialism, lust, indulgence or vanity one wishes. For Hitler it was the pursuit of the Master Race. For Hefner, sex and money. For the ACLU it is the capture of the next generation of children, on the road to communism. For Aldous and Julian Huxley it was sexual liberation. For Dahmer it was sexual perversion and cannibalism. For many I think it is the release from all moral authority.

There are no restrictions whatsoever imposed by Atheism. The idea that Atheism is benign just doesn’t wash.

The 40 Year Atheist, Atheism Analyzed 46 Comments [2/18/2012 4:03:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 86082

Reasons why Atheism is TERRIBLE and unhealthy for our children and living things!

† Atheism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.
† Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.
† Atheism makes you post stupid things.
† Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle.
† Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith.
† Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise.
† Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders.
† No traditional family lifestyle, boring and feeling 'outsider'.
† Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet.
† Atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God and argue with religious people.
† Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved.
† Most Atheists are uneducated... No Atheists could run for presidency.
† Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.
† Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.
† All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.
† The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20)
† Atheism have no holidays, no culture, no nothing. Waste of living in this planet...

†† Our Prayers goes to Atheists to be healthy and seek their creator ††

Atheism = Nazism = Horrible (WARNING!), CNN.com 84 Comments [2/17/2012 4:30:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Another Steve
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Quote# 86081

[re: authorities banning faith healing group from saying they can heal people]

This is an outrageous attack on freedom of religion, on the basic right of people to express central tenets of their faith. Of course, the authorities have a role to play in keeping a check on the scientific claims made by businesses in their ads. If, for example, Pepsi suddenly announced that a can of its pop can cure backache, that should be challenged; likewise, companies that spout homeopathic claptrap can reasonably be asked to provide evidence for their claims. But the state and its offshoots have no business whatsoever sticking their snouts into the expression of a religious conviction, into the public articulation of faith, which is precisely what the HOTS leaflet was. Monitoring claims that are made in an explicitly scientific fashion is fine, but policing the expression of an inner conviction, of a profound belief in the healing qualities of God, is ludicrous and authoritarian. Not content with policing the public square, the ASA, it seems, now wants to monitor men’s souls too.

Brendan O'Neill, The Telegraph 49 Comments [2/17/2012 4:30:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 86072

This latest attempt by the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals to “overturn” a constitutional amendment must by law be ignored and the judges who issued the opinion should be removed from office.

The court’s opinion that male-female “marriage” is “unconstitutional” is absurd because it is contrary to God’s Law (God Almighty Himself has defined marriage to be between one man and one woman) which is the very basis of the Supreme Law of the Land of our nation, the U.S. Constitution! And any law (or court opinion) contrary to God’s Law is legally null and void. Plain and simple. No individual branch of government at any level of government possesses the authority to make right what God says is wrong. To quote Dr. Martin Luther King who quoted St. Thomas Aquinas: Any law contrary to God’s Law is no law at all!

Gregg Jackson, greggjackson.com 67 Comments [2/16/2012 5:33:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66
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Quote# 86065

I have read about it extensively-—and believe every word of it. I have also read about infiltration of CIA and FBI and it is really truly scary.

There is no moral character in a lot of those who are in control—none. They are probably part of the Sandusky ring—watch how that gets scuttled when it has been going on for decades and involves hundreds of wealthy judges, lawyers, professors, etc. Those names will be protected at any cost—even murder.

They have their Baal representatives on the courts to protect theirs......and that is what Jerry Brown is doing to those Homosexual Producers who raped the Coreys and passed them around——where is the OUTCRY in California??????? Silence is deafening......Bonhoeffer said-—Not speaking out against evil, is evil.

Did you witness the outrage with rumors of Catholic priests? Front pages for years——why? Because although they were infiltrated by homosexuals and that word was never used, the Catholic Church refuses to say homosexual acts are “good” and you should take “pride” in sodomy. Therefore, the Church has to be destroyed or marginalized so they aren’t taken seriously.

The Hollywood producers needed to be in jail YESTERDAY. Why isn’t this on the FRONT pages for the last 6 months since Feldmen said the producers are still producing the Rot to mess up kids.-—Jerry Brown?????!!!!!! But then, it wouldn’t surprise me if Brown is part of the Sodomy mafia since he is forcing that evil concept into the minds of 5 year olds. He is mentally and morally sick.

savagesusie, Free Republic 41 Comments [2/16/2012 5:29:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 86064

Birth control pills are putting toxins into a woman’s body. Toxins harm the body by causing all sorts of diseases, etc. They just had a “recall” on some birth control pills—why?—they don’t prevent pregnancy.

Great! Now, think of those babies that are conceived while the mother is putting this toxin into her body. Do you not think it harms the health of the baby if they decide to keep it? Me-—I would NOT want my baby in my uterus soaked with those toxins when it is at its most vulnerable stage of development. Birth control pills are nothing but evil! A toxin put into the human body to prevent normal functions always does some harm.

Moralistically advanced? You are wrong. I think we are as debased as the Weimar Republic was in 1919-—and as Rome at the fall. Debased, satanic cultures don’t reproduce-—they implode and die. They have child “sacrifice” and end up killing off the future. Immigration is what sustains them until they are overcome and morph into something else.

savagesusie, Free Republic 58 Comments [2/16/2012 5:28:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 86061

They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God-given rights, then what’s left is the French Revolution. What’s left is the government that gives you right, what’s left are no unalienable rights, what’s left is a government that will tell you who you are, what you’ll do and when you’ll do it. What’s left in France became the guillotine. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re a long way from that, but if we do and follow the path of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are headed down that road.

Rick Santorum, Think Progress 63 Comments [2/16/2012 5:26:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Thrutch
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Quote# 86058

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. You're doing a good job proving God does exists. The more nonsense you post the stronger my faith is in God!

Superman, Amazon Religion Forum 44 Comments [2/16/2012 5:25:01 AM]
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Quote# 86057

America is a crazy place to live. With only five-percent of the world's population, twenty-five percent of the world's prison inmates are incarcerated in the “Land of the Free.” What a sad testimony to our nation. What a tragic paradox.

It's not hard to figure out what's going on if one understands that there has been a Communist agenda to morally subvert and destroy America's sovereignty for centuries. As hard as it is for many people to believe, America was founded by Freemasons with the purpose of exploiting America as a vehicle to bring about a New World Order. This plot is well explained in naval officer, William Guy Carr's book, PAWNS IN THE GAME. Start with chapter 16. Pastor Texe Marrs summarizes 21 ways in which the Illuminati is destroying America. This stuff is real and Christians need to understand what is going on in order to comprehend why pornography, America's sex-culture, Rock 'N' Roll, sex-saturated television, feminism, divorce, Child Protection Services (CPS), corrupt courts, and the malicious newsmedia are destroying America's families. There is an AGENDA at work to destroy your family.

David J. Stewart, America's Sex Sicko Society 52 Comments [2/16/2012 5:24:50 AM]
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Quote# 86049

I’ve been asserting that for years.

If you discard the ONE definition for marriage,
you have NO definition of marriage.

Once you cut loose society from its moorings,
you have set it adrift to define anything as right or wrong,
even things you think are repugnant now.

And if you say that society can change the definition of right and wrong as is accepted at the time,
then you have no business judging the holocaust or slavery in America.

MrB, Free Republic 68 Comments [2/15/2012 4:31:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 86048

Invest in law firms that specialize in divorce.

Long term relationships are practically non existent in the homosexual so-called "community".

aCultureWarrior, Theology Online 55 Comments [2/15/2012 4:21:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66
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Quote# 86046

I have plainly said that I do believe ‘geocentrism’ as God states plainly in the Bible that ‘the Earth is the center of it all’ all meaning the universe. There is plenty of scientific evidence for anyone to see this is becoming much more apparent. You on the other hand want to constantly go back to a centuries old definition to imply ‘all’ as merely our solar system.

BrandtMichaels, Free Republic 57 Comments [2/15/2012 4:19:49 AM]
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Quote# 86045

[Judges are not supposed to be accountable to the majority, that is the legislature. Judges are accountable to the law.]

What lib school did you attend?There are 3 branches of government that are beholden to the constitution. Now please google the constitution and tell us the FIRST THREE WORDS of the constitution. Wow you just got the education on the lost information you missed attending a homo function.

Bill Schu, OneNewsNow 42 Comments [2/15/2012 4:19:28 AM]
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Quote# 86036

Atheism cheapens everything it touches-look at the results of communism, the most powerful form of atheism on earth. Atheism is cheap on people, because it snobbishly says nine out of ten people through history have been wrong about God and have had a lie at the core of their hearts.

Superman, Amazon Religion Forum 67 Comments [2/14/2012 4:08:32 AM]
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Quote# 86029

Bryan Fischer: It seems to me that you can draw pretty much of a straight line from Darwinian Evolution to Social Darwinianism - I mean, if it's survival of the fittest and let's get rid of the weakest members of our society, it makes absolutely logical sense if you believe in Darwinianism, this is how all of life develops, this is how we get increasingly complex lifeforms. So it seems like you can draw almost a straight line between Charles Darwin, Margaret Sanger, Eugenics movement, and Adolph Hitler. In other words, you've got pretty much a broken (sic) line from the theory of evolution to Hitler's Germany. Is that an over-exaggeration?

Dr. Georgia Purdom: Not it's not, it's absolutely and that's one of the things I will show in the presentation that I'll be doing for the Life Series to sort of show that building, so to speak, from Charles Darwin to Francis Galton to Margaret Sanger to Nazi Germany and all those others in this one big continuum, so to speak. One thing leads to another. When we start compromising on the Bible in one part, like with the ideas of evolution, it's just another step to compromising on other parts, like the sanctity of life.

Bryan Fischer & Dr. Georgia Purdom, Right Wing Watch 63 Comments [2/13/2012 4:13:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 86027

I consider it unconstitutional to give EXTRA rights to one group of people over another.

What do I mean by this?

Heterosexuals all abide by the laws that determine who can marry whom.

Homosexuals have the same freedoms and rights as heterosexuals. They can marry anyone of the opposite sex that is legally able to marry and consents.

But that isn’t enough for the homosexuals.

They want that AND they want the ability to marry people of the same sex.

So I suppose this now means that two brothers or two sisters can marry one another? Certainly the homosexuals won’t deny these “same-sex lovers” the right to marry, will they? And how about a mother and daughter or mother and son or father and daughter and father and son? Certainly the homosexuals won’t deny these “other-oriented romances” the same right to marry, will they?

You see, homosexuals, either the people determine what is morally and legally acceptable, or they do not. If they do not, then there are no rules. If they do, then WE who are in an atomic-sized majority (as proved overwhelmingly in the far-left state of California) can set those rules.

What they don’t understand is that they are forcing America to pass an amendment to the US Constitution defining marriage along traditional, Judeo-Christian terms.

Ghost of Philip Marlowe , Free Republic 67 Comments [2/13/2012 4:13:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 86023


O'Reilly calls the One Million Moms action [to have Ellen Degeneres fired as J.C. Penney's spokesperson] a form of McCarthyism and a "witch hunt".

Says Rios: "It isn’t about Ellen Degeneres, but it is about mainstreaming something that is not acceptable to Christian and traditional family people all over the country."

Asks O'Reilly: "What is the difference between a McCarthy-era Communist blacklist and the Million Moms saying hey, JC Penney, don't you hire any gay people. Don't you dare. What is the difference?"

Says Rios: "The problem is that Ellen DeGeneres has chosen to act out her lesbian lifestyle, marry her partner, and what that represents...we are seeing homosexuality so embedded in our culture in alarming ways.”



Sandy Rios, Towleroad 71 Comments [2/13/2012 4:00:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 86020

[Superbowl half time show]

Madonna's half time show gave me the creeps. Another person at the home where I watched it said that it was the most anti-christian show he had ever seen.

My son, who is 20, while watching the special effects in front of the stage commented, "Hey mom, look at the eye." There must have been some sort of image that resembled the all seeing eye.

My comment after it was over was that the beast certainly will have great choreography and music. As I watched the game all I could think of was the phrase "bread and circuses" referring to the roman empire.

Interested to know what you thought.

Oh, and the vampire commercial, also totally creeped me out.


Merrily, RR 43 Comments [2/13/2012 4:00:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Brody
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Quote# 86015

The lack of cheering by atheists for the upset victory by the Giants in the Super Bowl -- overcoming preseason odds of 25-1 against them -- begs the question: Mystery:Why Do Atheists Dislike Underdogs?

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Main Page 82 Comments [2/12/2012 4:12:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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