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Quote# 88246

I think obastard is demon possessed. He is "protected" by Satan himself, Satan being the "ruler" of this world. Obastard was nurtured by evil forces to end up where he did with votes from a misguided people. God allowed this to happen because we have rejected Him and turned to evil ways and graven images of moral turpitude and lawlessness throughout the land.

The powers of evil that can cause massive denial of all the discrepancies and lies in obastard’s past, and prevent their exposure to the light of day, is just astonishing! But the Power of God is even more so. I have no doubt that God will one day allow this fraud to find the justice he so richly deserves. In this world or the next.

In the interim, the Bible implores us to "Put on the full armor of God" and resist the evils in the world. With our faith in Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, we will reign supreme, our Salvation assured.

blaineiac, WorldNetDaily 84 Comments [7/23/2012 2:59:45 AM]
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Submitted By: MarylandBear
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Quote# 88211

You know, without getting too preachy....

I knew that I was on the right path when I became a Christian 16 years ago. However for years I was at a loss for a] feeling that inner "joy" that is supposed to be ever present regardless of whether "happy" or "sad" is the emotional state you're in and b] feeling a love for God. It was mostly an intellectual thing supported by spirtual affirmation. It wasn't until I understood the racial component of Christianity that I began to experience and understand this "joy" and truly feel a love for God. It's obvious to me now that the Jewish disease rampant within the churches today puts a wedge between the true child of God and his Father and it was this spiritual arteriosclerosis that was hampering the fullness of said relationship. Yes, I'm absolutely certain that "racism" is hardwired into people ESPECIALLY white people. Too many White Christians need spiritual angioplasty. Jewish poison has clogged their artery to God. That's why so many of them look all glassy-eyed and faint.

Staropramen, Stormfront 59 Comments [7/22/2012 6:55:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Balthazar the Wise
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Quote# 88150

I think this article confirms my suspicions that utilitarianism is basically a scam invented by atheists to claim that they are just as nice as Jews and Christians.

Stalin and Hitler and Mao were also not harshly condemned while they were alive.

jewish philosopher, Torah Philosophy 43 Comments [7/22/2012 6:52:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 88484

God or the pagan goddess Nike?
Join all the Christians against Nike as we show the world we will not wear anything honoring the pagan goddess Nike for victory. Don't "just do it" like Satan wants you to do... but think carefully about everything you do in life!
Read God's Word to see His warnings about other gods and goddesses... understand they are demonic... and throw out Nike things to please your favorite God.
If Nike is your favorite... we will see it by what you wear.

Charles Hubbard, Christians Against Nike 50 Comments [7/22/2012 5:44:43 AM]
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Quote# 88482

Atheists love fun!

He's having fun - smoking and stinking of tobacco.
He's having fun - having sex with various average looking women and then wondering what that rash he keeps getting is and why it burns when he urinates.
He's having fun - drinking all night and waking up in mid-day depressed and with a splitting headache.
He's having fun - masturbating while using the Internet to the point where he is having difficulty ever functioning sexually at all.
He's having fun - taking more and more prescription pain pills, which make him more and more sick, to try and fight off his depression.
He's having fun - being poor because he can't hold a job.
He's having fun - being alone, because he's so selfish no one wants to be around him.
He's having so much fun that he wishes he were dead.

Jewish Philosopher, Torah Philosophy 92 Comments [7/22/2012 5:36:12 AM]
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Quote# 88469

Sec. 4. RELIGIOUS TESTS. No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.

Texas, Texas state constitution, Article I 68 Comments [7/22/2012 5:16:50 AM]
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Submitted By: emau99
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Quote# 88464

*in response to another poster asking how evolution is a religious belief*

Evolution is the belief that the genetic code is the superhuman power or something like that, either way, atheisim is a religion of the superhuman power of evolution.

Saliu, Nationstates 86 Comments [7/20/2012 7:35:40 AM]
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Quote# 88462

European males have succombed and dhimmified themselves to the craven image and figure of the sodomist Muslim master. America is the last refuge for morality among decent Judeo-Christian people on this earth. Here in America, libs, like Hussein Obama, adore Europe and Islam, and have no concern about Islam’s supposed discrimination of gays, because powerful Muslims and Imams are themselves queer, and want the same for us. And, of course, he overtly bows and grovels to Arab kings and tyrants, and says America is not a Christian nation, is causing our military to lose ground to the Taliban in Iraq and Afghanistan, and is reputed to have had illicit gay lovers. It all fits. Muslims were unable to bring the country down on 9-11, but their Manchurian president is doing the job from within.

Clingtomyguns, Moonbattery 45 Comments [7/20/2012 7:26:52 AM]
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Quote# 88451

Look around you, Bubba. See the flowers, animals, skies, etc. Do you think they came out of boiling sludge? If that's the case, and the fittest survived. I wonder how that would work. Would a slimey fish crawl out the water, say I need legs, and just grow them? Or somehow mutate, and there they are, and that mutation is passed down? Tell me how they decided to develop into male and female - that must have been interesting - Who decided who gets the eggs? Who decided to have the babies grow inside them, and which ones to lay in eggs? Who decided that they eyeball placement would give us 3D vision and show the vision upside down inside our brains, but cause our brains to become able to decipher it?

THAT's what sounds so far out to me. How did something come from nothing? Who designed it? It's like saying drop a watch on an airfield and wait - it'll then evolve into an airplane over millions of years... "

MarSch7, Amazon Christianity Forum 58 Comments [7/20/2012 5:45:28 AM]
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Quote# 88450

And no I am not atheist, and neither are you. You believe in God and just don't accept it.

paethos, Amazon Religion Forum 53 Comments [7/20/2012 5:40:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Rachel
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Quote# 88441

The root sickness that currently pervades Aryan society in the `western world` is the feminisation of Aryan man, his emasculation and the rise of the `new man`, the cosmopolitan, metrosexual, handag carrying, make up wearing, gelled hair, sandal-wearing, daily shower taking excuse for a `man`.

Not only has the modern white-collar worker become emasculated in appearance and behaviour, not only is he manipulated with impunity by woman but the whole society in which he finds himself is dominated not so much by women but by the feminising influence of woman.

The rot set in with the granting of the electoral franchise to women.

Wotans Krieger, Aryan Myth and Metahistory 104 Comments [7/19/2012 3:47:39 AM]
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Quote# 88434

[A Conservatives parody of Liberals]

White couple:
White racists are evil.We hate white people.We hate our ancestors and our heritage. White Christians have enslaved and oppressed the great Black Race.They made blacks live in slums and designed IQ tests to make this dynamic race of inventors,explorers, and builders of civilization seem stupid.We love the blacks and their high culture!
Me and my wife had a doctor sterilize us so we couldnt have any white devil children.Now we are adopting Black kids to correct societies injustices.
Someday all people in the world will be one mixed race and love each other-like we do.Of course,we'll have to eliminate those rotten whites.Rotten whites....Rotten whites....Rotten whites....Rotten whites ....

Jew:Oy!These are good Goyim!They parrot wat we teach them on TV and in our movies!

Some of you will be disturbed by what you see on our web site and in the material we distribute. You are not interested in truth, and will use over worn cliches such as "you can make the Bible say anything" to justify your ignorance and unwillingness to take an honest look at what the Scriptures teach. You would rather parrot the politically-correct lies told by the media and Judea-Christian churches of today. You follow the religious traditions of men, yet reject our belief in traditional Christianity, "the faith once delivered", because you love the world more than God.


Unknown Author, Kingdom Indetity Ministries 48 Comments [7/19/2012 3:43:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Flowerpen
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Quote# 88431

The big picture is that Satan developed his own personal religion by offering power, fame, and a five-year-old wife to Muhammad. Of course Muhammad was quick to jump at this opportunty. He knew that he was speaking to the serpent; however, he told others that it was the angel Gabriel. Even his mother didn’t believe this and told him it was the devil he was talking to.

Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible to gain credibility; however, the Koran gives the exact opposite message that the Bible gives.

No worries though, because Jesus will prevail!

Jodie, Moonbattery 43 Comments [7/19/2012 3:35:54 AM]
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Quote# 88420

but sticking your dick into a vagina AINT SEX. mm-kay? its not. since when did “sex” come to mean “men sticking their dicks into women?” because thats what it means. thats the intended, and working, meaning of the word. someone fucked up here, people. we need to start over, because ”sex” has nothing to do with being sexual, with arousal, or desire, or with being interesting or creative or anything. and its definitely not about “expressing” anything, except penis-worship, and mens entitlement to put girls and women in harms way, without reproach.

so if someone were to say to me, “its just erotic massage!!!!1!!11!” or “its just mutual masturbation/digital penetration!!!11!!” or “its just authentic female desire” or “its just a warm, wet, aroused vulva with a non-phallic-looking vibrator stimulating it to orgasm!!!!1!!1? i would say “yay sex, bring it on.” but thats not what anyone means, when they say “its just sex.”

“sex” as its intended to mean, means “penis in vagina” and since that puts girls and women at risk for pregnancy and STDs, the payoff is not worth the risk. even if our clits were located in our vaginas, IT STILL WOULDNT BE WORTH IT. but they arent, and its not. “its just sex” means “its just misogyny and male entitlement.” and if you dont have a problem with that, you have a very serious problem, indeed.

femonade, factcheckme 74 Comments [7/18/2012 7:01:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Flowerpen
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Quote# 88418

Just stop fornicating!
Stop having sex outside the confines of God's guidelines.

No more homosexuality.

No more abortion.

That's all that needs to be done and these things will stop.

But people don't want to give up their vices, do they? Greedy, selfish, self-centered, and thereby hypocrites.

Lighthouse, Theology Online 61 Comments [7/18/2012 6:38:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone66
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Quote# 88414

[A quote from a letter urging hotels to stop offering pornography.]

Furthermore, we trust that you need no reminding of the fact that something’s being legal does not make it right. For example, denying black men and women and their families access to hotel rooms—and tables in restaurants, as well as other amenities and opportunities—was, for countless shameful years, perfectly legal. In some circumstances, it even made financial sense for hotel owners and operators in racist cultures to engage in segregationist practices even when not compelled by law to do so. However, this was deeply morally wrong. Shame on those who denied their brothers and sisters of color the equal treatment to which they were morally entitled. Shame on you if you hide behind legality to peddle immorality in the pursuit of money.

Robert P. George, and Shaykh Hamza Yusuf, The Public Discourse 42 Comments [7/18/2012 6:38:39 AM]
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Submitted By: eldritchMortician
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Quote# 88408

["Army pulling their ads off NASCAR"]

Exactly. Expect support for the "Gay Olympics" and other homosexual events. Until the Congress bans homosexuals from the military, Americans should avoid serving in any branch of the military.

StormEye, Free Republic 45 Comments [7/18/2012 6:32:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott
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Quote# 88403

I've got a really cool story that I thought you all might want to hear! A couple of weeks ago, my son's biology teacher was teaching the theory of EVOLUTION!!! This really surprised me since my son goes to a "Christian" school. What I want to know is how a school that calls itself Christian can believe in something that denies that Jesus is Lord, and that they would even go so far as to try to brainwash their students into believing it too. Anyway, it didn't work on my son! After class was over, my son came up to the teacher and asked him, "if we evolved from monkeys, how come we can't talk with monkeys?" My son said that his teacher's face turned red with embarrassment, and he had to excuse himself from the room! The teacher had no answer to that question and he knew it! The teacher hasn't talked to my son since, he's still embarrassed that a high school student destroyed his theory!

OND, Rapture Ready 133 Comments [7/17/2012 3:26:37 AM]
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Quote# 88400

Sellers, 17, guilty of killing his parents and a convenience store clerk. In a diary which Sellers call
his "book of shadows," he had written, "in the name of Satan, the ruler of earth, and the King of the
world, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me." Information
presented during the trial mentioned such details of satanic doctrines as this "book of shadows," -
"blood pacts with the devil," - "a code of silence," - involvement with a game called Dungeons and
Dragons, "inverted pentagrams," "high priest," "recruiter's", heavy metal rock music," and "horror
videos".

some ex- satanist , Insights of God 50 Comments [7/17/2012 3:18:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Quote# 88397

I know that many will not believe this testimony concerning the 'City Under the Sea'. They, in
fact, will want to believe that it is just a fairy tale. They will try comparing it to something like the
stories of "The Little Mermaid" or "The Wizard of Oz." Believe me, the 'City Under the Sea' does
exist, spiritually. I know, because I personally spent twelve years under the sea and know that it's a
real place. This is my testimony of residing with the demon gods under the sea.

Samuel Vanco, Insights of God 74 Comments [7/17/2012 3:17:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Quote# 88394

It is a well-known fact that porn is a gateway for oppressive behavior, used to exploit women for the profit of others - women who are incapable of finding any other solution for gathering an income merely to survive. But, that is not the topic for this post. The topic for this post concerns male fantasies, young girls, and the potential for rape.

“Legal” pornography which involves women who are “of age”, or 18, is one of the most popular forms of pornography in regards to consumption. The attraction for men in this particular type of pornography is the youth of the girl, and to appease this attraction, the girl(s) in these movies and videos are forced to attempt to make themselves seem naively innocent, child-like, both externally and internally, in order to convey a sense of submissiveness to the male viewer.

[...]

It is my contention, because of this, that all men who desire this type of pornography are pedophiles and, inevitably, potentially dangerous rapists. They are drawn to the girl’s youth, and the fantasy that the girl is underage. It adds a sense of risk and taboo to the thrill. And, what is often cited, beyond sex, as the cause for rape? The desire for dominance and power. The difference between a girl at the age of 15 and a girl at the age of 18 is very minute, and men are capable of recognizing that.

I encourage any girl out there who is still dating a man to stop him from watching pornography, or, at the very least, if that is too daunting, find out what type of pornography he is often viewing. If it concerns young females and that sort of fantasy, I would suggest getting away from him as quickly as possible. Not only is he extremely depraved, sick and disgusting, but he is likely a pedophile, or has pedophilic desires, and he likely has a great potential for raping in the near future.

Femitheist Divine, The New Era of Feminism 49 Comments [7/17/2012 3:17:27 AM]
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Quote# 88393

“Sexism” is a word that I’ve never used. I use male supremacy, female-hating, and maleness. Male rule.

Male supremacy isn’t a feeling, it’s a fact: the slaughter of Female Being in all her manifestations. The destruction of the Daughter. Male parasitism. Females have powerful words that we can use. Not that the usage of words will get us anywhere until males are reduced to 20% of the “human” population. Then we can simply enjoy the usage of words at our leisure.

Mary Sunshine, Radfem Hub 46 Comments [7/17/2012 3:09:44 AM]
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Quote# 88388

Russian religious activists have demanded Facebook be banned in the country over “gay propaganda” among minors and have launched a campaign to criminalize homosexuality.

The scandal erupted earlier this month after the popular social networking website introduced same-sex marriage status icons: one depicting two brides, the other two grooms.


“We demand only one thing: Facebook should be blocked in the entire country because it openly popularizes homosexuality among minors.”

“The US goal is that Russians stop having children. They want the great nation to turn into likeness of Sodom and Gomorrah.”

“But I am confident that Russian laws and reasonable citizens will be able to protect their children from a fierce attack of sodomites.”

Vladimir Roslyakovsky, RT 43 Comments [7/17/2012 3:07:57 AM]
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Quote# 88387

The term "psychosexual abuse" is being used these days instead of Satanic Ritual Abuse that it really is. That's to be expected given the desperation of those who push free will theology disguised as philosophy and medical research to keep their crimes unseen and not understood. Jerry Sandusky is the notorious homosexual child rapist ( young boys ) whose wife supposedly 'knew nothing' about what as going on for over 15 years in their basement. Not much mention these days of Sandusky's homosexuality, just his 'abuse'. After all, when the Democratic Secretary of Defense mandates a Homosexual Pride Day for the military, and homosexuality is all the rage among the Democratic Party, the rampant crimes perpetuated by homosexuals is never mentioned. They only want to make themselves seem concerned over the welfare of those they wish to 'govern' by decrying a very loosely defined 'abuse' that never mentions the overt homosexuality.

Sandusky was raised reportedly Catholic ( free will based religion, already infamous for rampant homosexuality among its priests and the institutionalized protection of those homosexuals by those in that religion who at least say they are themselves not homosexuals ), ...and is also reported to be Pentecostal, Jewish or Methodist ( all free will based religions which are Satanism disguised as Christianity and the supposed 'source' of Christianity ).

A fact universally acknowledged by default by those who lie and say that having a free will is the default state of human beings: 100% of all sex crimes and homosexuals are hard core believers in human free will. They see what they do as the natural worship and expression of free will theology. It is their common sense. Mormons are almost as infamous as child abusers as Catholics, while the rhetoric is always "But I thought Mormons and Catholics were conservative."

A fact well known by those in Christ: those teaching the heresy of free will theology are doing so to produce evil such as homosexuality in those they supposed 'lead to Jesus'. Every single religion that depends on man to 'decide' his own salvation and earn it by good works produces homosexuals.

How many Calvinists are homosexuals? Zero. Famous Calvinists mass murderers and child rapists? Zero.

timothy, Christian Clarity Review 44 Comments [7/17/2012 3:07:39 AM]
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Quote# 88385

Do Christians know what the Olympic torch means?

...

In Greek mythology, the original “torch-bearer” was Prometheus, the Titan who stole fire from the gods in order to give it to humanity...

The act of “carrying the torch” is symbolic of man’s awareness of his own “divine spark” and represents his aspiration to become “one of the gods”. This is, in a nutshell, the core philosophy of the world’s elite, which is heavily influenced by the teachings of Freemasonry, Rosicrucianism and Illuminism. For this reason, Prometheus’ Torch of Illumination is often found in the occult elite’s symbolism.



Amanda Hopkins, The Way 33 Comments [7/17/2012 3:06:53 AM]
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