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Quote# 120834

Hello and welcome back to IlluminatiWatcher.com! I’m your host, Isaac Weishaupt, and we’re going to take a look at the phenomenon known as Pokemon…

WHAT IS POKEMON?…

If you’re like me then you aren’t quite sure what this is. I had to read around several articles online before coming to my conclusion that Pokemon is merely another tool of the Illuminati and the occult…

Pokemon is translated as “Pocket Monsters” and it was introduced to us in the mid-1990s. It has remained popular ever since, and the release of the Pokemon Go app boosted its popularity to unbelievable heights as users search for these monsters with their smart phones (and news media outlets fear mongered us into believing that it will inevitably lead to getting robbed or hit by a car, as these things have indeed happened to a few players).

THE MONSTERS OF POKEMON

The Pokemon are basically a collection of monsters that players can use to fight one another. The list of monsters reads like the list of 72 demons from the Goetia; all with various powers and abilities that the player can strengthen in order to become a stronger competitor. The whole purpose is to train your Pokemon to become stronger in their abilities and evolve into more powerful monsters.

One such example is Haunter; a ghost with the ability to levitate and haunt others. Its more evolved form is Gengar which has more attributions one would find with an actual ghost (e.g. lowering the temperature around itself and laying curses on others).

What I find curious about these few “ghost” Pokemon is that they are all the color purple. This color represents the “Mauve Zone”- an area where one can find the hidden demons of qlippoth in the shadow realm on the dark side of the Kabbalah Tree of Life…

The Mauve Zone is described in Kenneth Grant’s Beyond the Mauve Zone in terms of contacting other worldly entities with supernatural powers:

Access to the Mauve Zone has been facilitated in more recent times by the use of magical systems developed by occultists such as Austin Osman Spare and Aleister Crowley, both of whom established contact with inter-dimensional entities possessed of transhuman knowledge and power. Both systems involve the use of sexual magick to open hidden gates that have remained sealed for centuries.

Indeed, upon further inspection of the other worldly Pokemon known as Gengar, we find it to be described as one of the “Shadow” Pokemon…

EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS AND THE MAGIC CONSPIRACY

Other controversial characters of Pokemon are the monsters known as Abra, Kadabra, and Alakazam. The Evangelical Christians raised a fuss about these characters, and though I typically try to keep a level head and avoid siding with over-paranoia; I’ve got to say they may be correct! Hear me out…

The characters were intended to be introduced as Hocus and Pocus; but were changed to Abra, Kadabra, and Alakazam in honor of the spell incantation (as per Wikipedia). Those of you that read SACRIFICE: MAGIC BEHIND THE MIC already know that Abracadabra is part of the occult belief of shaping the universe to the practitioner’s will (fulfilling the desires of Aleister Crowley, Paulo Coelho, The Secret, etc.):

Given the importance of wordplay in the rap genre, it shouldn’t be that much of a stretch of the imagination to think that musicians are using actual magic to create their art. Art in and of itself is magic because you’re creating something out of nothing. The term Abracadabra has Aramaic roots and literally means “as I speak; I create.”

It’s a magical belief system that projects an illusion and makes the viewer believe it, which makes it a reality. It’s no different than the concept of the media or entertainment industry repeating a false theme (e.g. an illusion) to the viewers until it becomes an accepted “reality.” You see pharmaceutical companies pushing advertising of new ailments until you believe it affects you. They are making something out of nothing: abracadabra.

Abracadabra is a term used by witches and magicians alike; with origins of praise to the gnostic deity known as Abraxas (as per Texe Marrs’ Codex Magica) and early physicians used to use it for healing powers; which is of no surprise since the beginning of the Hypocratic Oath starts out with talk of swearing to Apollo and other pagan deities.

So we find that Pokemon employs this same practice here with these three linked characters. They have the expected supernatural abilities such as ESP, teleportation, and other psychic abilities. In fact, it turns out that magician Uri Geller sued Nintendo over these characters because he believed them to be modeled after him with his “supernatural” powers to bend spoons with the mind!

Looking at the actual characters we can see symbols that suggest they may indeed be occult in origin.

The lines on Kadabra’s chest appear to look like the lightning bolts of the Nazi party’s S.S. Schutzstaffel, which could link us into the lightning symbolism of Lucifer; the fallen angel.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen entertainment geared towards children that uses magic and lightning bolt symbolism…

Another explanation for these lines are that they are actually waves taken from the Zener cards used to test one’s mental powers. Zener cards are part of the Spiritualism movement that sought to unite scientific principles with religion through parapsychology- and many figures who have delved into occult ideas have played a part in this movement (e.g. Carl Jung).

In the opening sequence of Ghostbusters we see Bill Murray’s character testing out psychic abilities with the use of Zener cards (even more precisely- the waves card that we see on Kadabra).

The red star is also an occult symbol when you consider that the Communist movement is tied into occult desires such as the destruction of religion and the increasing influence of government (e.g. New World Order). The red star symbolizes Communism, but it could very well be the symbol of Lucifer; the blazing star and recipient of adoration from occult groups.

You’ll also recall how the highly occult-connected Charles Manson and Family murders took out Sharon Tate who was infamously known for her racy photo shoot in which she wore the red star of Lucifer (*note that she was tragically murdered after the release of Rosemary’s Baby– a film about a satanic cult that sought to create Crowley’s “moon child” demon through sex magic rituals; AND Tate was originally supposed to play the role of the mother of the demon spawn):

CHANNELING POKEMON ENTITIES

So it appears the purpose of the Pokemon phenomenon (especially Pokemon Go) is to make contact with these monsters. These entities can then be used for their powers and they have a mutual contract with the player/magician.

In fact, the lyrics to the Pokemon song support this type of idea:

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I’ll teach you
(Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch ’em all

This contract between the monster and the practitioner is no different than what we’ve seen from ceremonial magicians such as Aleister Crowley and Jack Parsons who attempted to contact various spirits and entities in order to learn from them. In fact, all of Crowley’s Thelema religion is derived from his contact with the spirit known as Aiwass!

“Teach me and I’ll teach you” is indeed the axiom of any good occultist magician…

EVOLUTIONARY INDOCTRINATION

Similar to other superhero tales we are being spoon fed; the concept of Evolution plays a crucial role in Pokemon. The entire game is built upon first making contact with these monsters and then trapping them (which would be conducted by the magician as they trap the entity in a magic-triangle). After they trap them, they must train them and make them evolve into the next higher powered character.

They lyrics to the Pokemon theme song also support this kind of thinking:

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that’s inside

This is one of the biggest aspects of occultism in the early 2000s as we are bombarded with various ideas and themes of evolution in our entertainment. We are being conditioned to accept the idea that mankind can evolve into beings with supernatural powers.

Isaac Weishaupt, Illuminati Watcher 3 Comments [7/30/2016 5:01:39 AM]
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Quote# 120830

If you are type II diabetic, like me, this may perhaps be the most important article you ever read concerning your health. I can help you tremendously! I have nothing to sell. I am a born-again Christian and I want to help as many people as I can. You'll love me after reading this article if you have type II diabetes. But before I begin, please understand that I am not a professional health advisor in any capacity. I'm not a doctor and have no training or license whatsoever, so consider what I say at your own risk. There, now that I have made a disclaimer, now I can help you in ways that your doctor WON'T and CAN'T!

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So the doctor suggested that I inject myself in the fatty part of the abdomen with insulin every day. I agreed, figuring it couldn't hurt anything. HE HAD SCARED ME ABOUT THE DANGERS OF HIGH SUGAR. And I was scared, so I wasn't willing to take risky drugs. He assured me that the insulin didn't have the same risky side-effects of the other diabetic drugs. He started me on 20 units per day, increasing the dosage by 2 more units every 3 days. I had worked the dosage up over the next few weeks to 40 units per day. (The insulin is stored in the refrigerator to prevent spoilage.) But my left foot was going numb (particularly the big toe), tingling and I could feel the discomfort increasing as I increased the insulin dosage every few days. When the numbness and tingling in my left toe became quite obvious, I said, “Forget this!” I stopped injecting myself! No more insulin.

I tried to contact my diabetic doctor to tell him, but he never called me back. His answering machine was full. I left a message at the front desk, but no one returned my phone calls. That's really bad! When I finally met with my diabetes doctor weeks later, he said that he had never heard of insulin making the toes go numb, and he said it couldn't do that. But I am the Guinea Pig, and I'm telling you that it did!!! I was reading online that doctors don't even know how high blood sugar damages nerve endings. They think it has something to do with the blood, but THEY DON'T KNOW!!! Doctors don't know half as much as they arrogantly think they know. I'm telling you, doctors will kill you if you let them. The worst thing that you can do is blindly trust a doctor, just taking whatever prescription drugs that he gives you, without at least reading online about what you are putting into your mouth. It could kill you.

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I am taking two amino acids: acetyl-l carnitine (1000 mg) and lipoic acid (600 mg). You can buy them at any health store. I purchased mine at Vitamin World. (They come in the specified dosages, taken twice daily.) I take mine usually on an empty stomach (as recommended). I also bought a combined formula (400/200 mg respectively). The product is advertised to support healthy nerve function and also it supports sugar metabolism (helps digest sugar). I researched online (please do the same) and found that homeopathic doctors recommend this amino acids to treat and even cure nerve damage. I figured, “Hey, what do I have to lose?” They're only amino acids, which are found in all foods (you're just getting a high dosage of needed nutrients for a specific need). I sincerely 10,000 times trust natural medicine over the drug-dealing quack doctors that are murdering people with drugs for greedy Big Pharma companies!

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I am a firm believer in homeopathic medicine. I have seen it work firsthand, and it is legitimate science and medicine. The average drug-dealing doctor is what is called an “allopathic” doctor, who only treats the patient's symptoms. The “homeopathic” doctor however, treats who whole body. If you ever go to an allopathic doctor who cannot help you, please go see a homeopathic doctor and you just might be amazed.

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 4 Comments [7/30/2016 5:00:51 AM]
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Quote# 120828

WASHINGTON— As reported yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Putin triumphantly outmaneuvered Barrack Obama in a cosmic chess match with global nibiru-nowerepercussions. For decades, the White House used the threat of nuclear war as leverage to forestall Russia’s plan to warn the world about Nibiru. According to our sources, Russian leaders from Gorbachev to Putin had buckled under pressure and ceded to Washington’s demands, because, unlike their American counterparts, Russian leaders disdained the notion of nuclear war and believed that Russia and the United States–along with other major world powers–could work together to preserve the human race.

On Monday, Washington’s house of cards collapsed; Putin learned that Washington’s threat had been a thirty-year-long bluff. He retaliated by turning the table on President Obama, insisting that if Obama did not provide the world with full disclosure about Nibiru within two weeks, he would take center stage and make the announcement himself.

Washington insiders report that Putin’s unexpected defiance has caused a whirlwind of panic at the Oval Office. Allegedly, Obama’s closest advisers are split over how maxresdefaultbest to handle the crisis, with dissenting factions distancing themselves from the president’s position; Obama, our source reveals, aims to play the waiting game and allow Putin to make the next move. He believes that Putin is now bluffing and has no intention on confirming Nibiru’s existence.

“The White House is all about gamesmanship,” our Washington source said. “Obama wholeheartedly feels that Putin, angry because his government fell for a thirty year bluff, is now performing a retaliatory bluff. Look at it this way: If Nibiru never happens, would you want to be known as the president who panicked the world?”



White House dispute over Nibiru disclosure and its NASA co-conspirators have struggled to maintain a thirty year veil of secrecy for fear of social and economic collapse. Ever since Ronald Reagan signed secret executive order prohibiting discussion of Nibiru, American leaders feared that disclosure would almost immediately result in a worldwide breakdown of social services, with anarchy sweeping across the globe. With less than six months remaining in office, and with Nibiru not expected to arrive until mid-to-end 2017, President Obama has the luxury of playing the waiting game; Vladimir Putin does not.



Nevertheless, Putin’s shocking announcement sent ripples of fear through the halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Discord between Obama and his most trusted political allies threatens to blow the door open on the Nibiru cover-up. Following Obama’s decision to “wait and see what Putin does,” Secretary of State John Kerry and National Security Advisor Susan Rice held a “closed-door” meeting with General Mark Milley, Commanding General, United States Forces Army Command and long time opponent of Obama’s military strategies. Although the precise nature of that meeting remains a tightly guarded secret, our Washington source mentions a “coup” to seize initiative and launch a surgical strike against Kremlin leadership before it has an opportunity to publicly divulge scientific knowledge of Nibiru.



Meanwhile, Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter held a chilling meeting with Chief of Staff Mark Welsh. Together, they discussed the possibility of launching a full scale nuclear strike against the Russian Federation. Carter was quoted as saying, “If Nibiru is going to wipe out most of the world, won’t what’s left of it be a better place without Russia in it. Maybe we shouldn’t have been bluffing all these years.”

Elsewhere in Washington, Dr. John Holdren, the president’s scientific adviser, admonished Department of Homeland Security Czar Jeh Johnson and Vise President Biden for suggesting the United States launch its entire nuclear arsenal against the Nibiru system to destroy it or divert its trajectory, a proven impossibility according to renowned astronomer Paul Cox and discredited NASA scientist Dr. Ronald Shimschuck.

These absurd scenarios prove the White House is a tumultuous mess. Its leaders are grasping at straws, clamoring for solutions.

Right now, the ball, as they say, is truly in Putin’s court.

Survivalist News Network, Survivalist News Network 4 Comments [7/30/2016 4:10:58 AM]
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Quote# 120816

A generation of poisoning with gender-bender chemicals has created a new class of youth who fail to recognize gender at all

The success of the globalists in perverting the minds of Western youth is evident in a new study by the Innovation Group, which found that most people between the ages of 13 and 20 – what the mainstream media and social engineers have dubbed "Generation Z" – no longer believe in strictly-defined gender identities like "male" and "female."

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This lack of clarity about biological identity is a product of two things: relentless media propaganda and chemical poisoning with gender-bending chemicals found in plastics, herbicides and pesticides sprayed on our food, and environmental pollution. Chemicals like bisphenol-A (BPA), glyphosate, soy and other hormone-disruptors are altering human genes and producing next-generation "robot" humans with no gender, and thus no identity.

It's sad, really, because it could have been prevented through reforms that protect the people rather than the chemical and drug industries that produce these toxins. Food, water, air: It's all tainted with endocrine-disrupting chemicals (EDCs) that, more often than not, mimic the effects of estrogen, meaning they deplete testosterone and create hormone imbalances that not only confuse children, but also affect their growth and development.

Young girls are becoming more "masculine," while young boys are becoming more "feminine" – an alchemy of the two sexes both physically and mentally that's changing the landscape of culture and civilization.

Ethan A. Huff, Natural News 9 Comments [7/29/2016 2:55:01 AM]
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Quote# 120815

NORMANDY CHURCH, SNUFF VIDEO, FALSE FLAG

ISIS, which is run by the security services, has claimed responsibility for the filmed murder of a priest in the Normandy church, in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray near Rouen, on 26 July 2016.

ISIS is a US-Israeli Creation./ Israel Supports ISIS / America Created ISIS

Rouen has been linked to child abuse rings and snuff videos.

Protected child abuse and snuff networks. /Beyond the Dutroux Affair. / Catholic sexual abuse cases in Europe

Reportedly, an 84-year-old priest, Jacques Hamel, was murdered in the church by two knife wielding attackers, who entered the church, just after 9 am.

Nuns and worshippers 'were taken hostage.'

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Former Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin said he feared 'everything is being done to trigger a war of religions.'

Knifemen film themselves murdering French priest in Normandy attack. / Normandy church attacker was on watch list and wore electronic tag, French officials say

Aangirfan, Aangirfan 2 Comments [7/29/2016 2:54:54 AM]
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Quote# 120814

Japan stabbing is an obvious false flag.

Think about it. So many attacks by Muslims lately and we hold Japan up as the perfect example of a country that has limited Muslim immigration while the Western world has embraced it. Japan hasn't had a problem with these Muslim attacks. So now the Muslim NWO has set up a mass attack in Japan.

Fuck you!

We know what you're doing.

Anonymous, 587 Board 8 Comments [7/29/2016 2:54:47 AM]
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Quote# 120812

Cartoonist Jack Chick has just released a new religious tract titled, “UNTHINKABLE.” It is indeed unthinkable! In the awful tract Mr. Chick praises a Jew who funded the American Revolution named Haym Solomon. Jack Chick says in his tract about Haym Solomon, and I quote, “He deeply loved the American people and God chose this precious Jew to finance the American Revolution and save the nation.” Kindly, Jack Chick is naive of true American history and the Illuminati. Haym Solomon was a Jewish agent of the Rothschild empire, who was instrumental in financing the Masonic beginnings of the United States. In reality, Jack Chick is praising an agent of the Illuminati, and supporting the Luciferian New World Order by supporting present-day Illuminati Israel. History evidences this truth.

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 5 Comments [7/29/2016 2:54:24 AM]
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Quote# 120809

On, July 18th , graffiti was discovered on the pathway of a main pedestrian and high traffic footbridge leading to Norwich city centre. The graffiti reads “ISIS ARE THE PAWNS OF ZIONISM”, accompanied by two “tags”: a cartoon face, smoking, with the letter ‘J’ and the word “Gaph”. The incident has been reported to the authorities. Despite an attempt at removal the graffiti is still in situ.

This could be the work of one or more people, who are ill-informed as to the nature and meaning of Zionism and could simply be following a popular narrative. Despite popular assertions that anti-Zionism is not antisemitism, uses of the word ‘Zionism’ in this context serve to simply take the place of the word ‘Jews’ in a style of conspiracy theory that has historically been used to defame Jewish people; conspiratorial activity has been levelled at Jews for centuries and alleged responsibility for ISIS is just a common new form of this canard.

Many are unaware that to be anti-Zionist means one is against the existence of the State of Israel in any form, it is often accompanied with accusations of being a racist endeavour. According to the EUMC definition of antisemitism, attacks against ‘Israel, conceived as a Jewish collectivity’ are antisemitic.

Whether these authors are aware of these aspects of antisemitism is neither here nor there; it is the casual and everyday nature of these accusations which permeate our communities, at every level, which is more divisive and frightening, as such themes are remarkably common, coming up time and time again.

Norwich vandal, Everyday Antisemitism 5 Comments [7/29/2016 2:53:54 AM]
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Quote# 120781

Speculation is mounting that there is a secret society within the EU after senior figures were snapped making the same masonic-style hand signal.

European Commission President Jean Claude Juncker was the latest EU bigwig to be photographed "giving the code" after he was snapped with his hands in the rhombus shape - known as a Merkel diamond - while talking to Queen Mathilde of Belgium and King Philippe of Belgium during the Te Deum mass at the Cathedral of St. Michael and St. Gudula in Brussels, Belgium, yesterday.

It comes after new British Prime Minister Theresa May was pictured separately making the same hand gesture earlier this month.

German chancellor Angela Merkel has been snapped so many times making the shape, which involves pressing the thumbs and index fingers together to create a diamond, that her name was added to its official description.

Mrs May was snapped imitating the 'Merkel diamond' while giving a speech outside the Palace of Westminster on July 11.

Conspiracy theory website illuminatiRex lists the diamond sign as number one out of a top-ten of illuminati signs, with Mrs Merkel given her own section for doing it in reverse, in what it describes as the Merkel Raute.

And on the conspiracy theory forum run by David Icke, the significance of the Merkel Diamond, which has been used in political poster campaigns, has been discussed.

A senior forum member with the user name Posidon posted: "I don't know if any one even noticed the Angela Merkel famous hand sign?

"I found today a new picture of it in my local newspaper, and I found curious that they use her hand signal in a political campaign.

"They call it the famous 'diamond'.

"Diamond they say? So I ask, is everyone asleep these days?

"Just the first time I saw the image, I noticed it is not a diamond at all, plus the way she placed her fingers (which is not even easy) unless you really want them to be that way does not resemble a diamond at all, but a Masonic symbol of the compass and square.

"Is everyone asleep? No one sees and talks about these things, is it not evident enough?"

When Mrs May used the symbol this month, Twitter users immediately drew comparisons between May and Merkel and questioned the significance of the "code".


illuminatiRex, Posidon, Sunday Express, Sunday Express 12 Comments [7/28/2016 3:02:38 AM]
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Quote# 120780

Also Alien false flag attack the final card. This is why so much alien nonsense from the Media and Scientists even Hawking. They want us oo believe in Aliens so they can carry out a flase flag alien attack from space and use of drones. It is the ultimate false flag. Leaders will stand on television saying we must stand togeteer the world united against the "aliens" brings in new world order and world united together against one common enemy and agenda 21 depopulation plan all rolled into one.

Teddy Bear, Sunday Express 8 Comments [7/28/2016 3:02:30 AM]
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Quote# 120776

The Isle of Man, otherwise known as “Mann”, is a self-governing British Crown Dependency, located in the Irish Sea between the islands of Great Britain and Ireland. It was named after Minos of Crete who sired the Line of Man which in time became the ruling family of Crete, the Greco-Roman Empire, and eventually the entire world. The island's parliament, Tynwald, has been in continuous existence since 979 AD, making it the oldest continuously governing body in the underworld. Since 1399 AD, the title of Lord of Mann has been used on the Isle of Man in reference to the island's Lord Proprietor and head of state. Interestingly, the current holder of this title is none other than Queen Elizabeth II who evidently holds the highest ranking political position in the underworld. Evidently, the Isle of Man and its parliament were specifically chosen by Rome to rule over the underworld. Due to its location in the middle of the Irish Sea, Roman ships and submarines from Greenland were able to deliver messages, money and weapons without being easily apprehended or seen. According to legend, from the summit of the Isle of Man, one can see 6 kingdoms: the Isle of Man, Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales, and Heaven (i.e., Greenland). Coincidentally, the National Anthem of the Island of Man is entitled “O Land of Our Birth”, a possible reference to the notion that the Roman Airship responsible for the discovery of Greenland may have been launched from the island. Interestingly, the flag of Tynwald, which represents the parliament of the Isle of Man, features a Greco-Roman Dragon ship along with what appear to be Roman Vikings.

Isle of Man Symbology
The idiom “Third times a charm” was likely created in respect to the three homes or dens of the Line of Man (i.e., the Island of Crete, the Island of Sicily, and the Island of Greenland). Like Crete and Sicily before it, Greenland is now inhabited by the 13 Bloodlines of Rome (i.e., the Line of Man) whose leadership forms the Imperial Cult, the ruling body of the Greco-Roman Empire. Although the three homes or dens of Rome are most commonly depicted by the trident symbol, they are also depicted by a three-footed symbol which is coincidentally found on the flag of the Isle of Man as well as a number of related flags and heraldry symbols (e.g., coat of arms of the Island of Man, the flag of the Standard of the Lieutenant Governor, the Civil Ensign of the Isle of Man, the flag of the Civil Defence Service, and the coat of arms of the King of Man). Interestingly, a 3-footed symbol is also found on the flag and coat of arms of the Island of Sicily, the second home or den of the Line of Man. However, unlike the Sicilian feet, the feet of the Isle of Man have Roman spurs which are shaped in the form of a 5-pointed star. In short, the spurs represent the war flag or Roman Empire while the stars represent the steering hand of Rome. In other words, the Isle of Man represents the tyrannical boot of the Roman Empire stepping on the collective throat of the underworld. Interestingly, the term “QUOCUNQUE JECERIS STABIT” (K+K+N+K-J/G+K+R+S-S+T+B+T) is found in the coat of arms of the Isle of Man. Translated acronymically using the Roman-English alphabet, the term evidently equates to “Coup Con Coup-Greenland Cross-State Boot”, an apparent reference to the coup d’états ordered by Roman Empire in Greenland which the Isle of Man executed in the underworld via the British Empire. That being said, evidence now suggests that country of Switzerland and its CIA are responsible for executing Roman policy in the underworld, especially in respect to initiating coup d’états . Therefore, the Isle of Man, while still the highest ranking political office in the underworld, is now nothing more than a historical decoy. Greenland’s switch to the country of Switzerland as its main proxy state was likely the result of advances in electronic communication as well as the naval decline of Roman Britain (i.e., Britannia).

David Chase Taylor, Greenland Theory 15 Comments [7/27/2016 3:05:06 AM]
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Quote# 120764

Munich False Flag – the unanswered questions

Less-than 24 hours after the chaotic and bizarre events in Munich, Germany, several key issues remain unresolved, yet they were swiftly memory holed out of the official narrative.

•At the beginning of the event at the shopping mall, three terrorists bearing automatic rifles were reported. Why are they now claimed not to have existed? Why did it take the authorities only a few hours to revert back to the good old “lone gunman” narrative , so familiar from many other false flags (the most notable recent one being the Dallas shooting attack on active duty policeman)? Why did an 18-year-old Iranian migrant kill 10 people and then fled the scene only to conveniently “commit suicide” in a remote location, where no evidence for the “suicide” theory could be produced?
•Reports of shooting incidents in different places in the city, including the Munich metro.
Key parts of the city traffic was stopped. Every movement of trains and buses in the metropolitan area was stopped. The police blocked the highways leading to the city and from it. Is any of the above related to security drills that went live at some point?
•In different districts in the city sirens were heard. All city residents received instructions not to leave the places where they are and look for shelter. Is this related to preparations for martial law regime? Was such terrorizing of the population necessary just because of a “lone gunman” ?
•German security forces and major medical teams poured in from all over the country to Munich – which left other cities in Germany exposed for terror attacks – this is exactly what happened in 9/11 , when multiple drills during that day reeked total havoc on counter terror units and air-force fighter jets, many of which were dispatched to remote places while New York and Washington were left exposed.
•German security agencies convened emergency meetings during the crisis. In none of these meetings Chancellor Angela Merkel was present. She was gone. Where was she during those critical moments?
•Who tried to “leak” the rumor that the acts of terror were committed by “German right-wing circles”, and not the action of a Muslim terrorist? The same pattern was observed in the Boston Bombing which they initially tried to blame on “right-wing extremists”, but upon exposure were forced to fall back on meaningless “Chechen terrorism”.

osnetdaily, OSNet Daily 3 Comments [7/26/2016 4:43:26 PM]
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Quote# 120762

The Munich Olympia False Flag McDonald’s Massacre and Pikachu vs Zika Virus Coming to Rio

Headline: “Mass Shooting in Munich on 5-year Anniversary of Norway Massacre”. (This was NOT a coincidence).

Today was another “Terror Friday Attack” or what I’ll call “False Flag Friday” (which most of them tend to happen now on a Friday or a Monday). This one has all the fingerprints of an Operation Gladio orchestrated Mossad attack to further push the anti-Muslim sentiment that is presently spreading across Europe as we are living in the summer of New World Order Organized Chaos. The same day that McDonald’s in Japan is launched a 3,000 restaurant joint sponsorship venture with Nintendo and their mind controlling phone app ‘Pokemon GO’ we have a terror attack in Munich, Germany… the infamous city that hosted the ill-fated 1972 Olympic Games. I have been predicting a major event during the time of the upcoming Olympic Games in Rio and this event is a prelude to to Olympics. After all this Munich shooting happened at the McDonald’s in a shopping mall coincidentally called ‘Olympic Plaza’ and I don’t believe in coincidences.

Global Agenda, Before It's News 5 Comments [7/26/2016 4:43:15 PM]
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Quote# 120736

The HAARP frequency fence and the inducement of collective delusion and madness.

As the planet transitions from a 3rd to 4th density frequency and environ, holding the population in a 3rd density frequency is the aim and goal of HAARP arrays around the world. The 'clash' between the natural 'evolution' of the planet inclusive of the human population and the frequency 'wall' put up by the 'authorities' is creating total, psychological madness and delusion in the population. GLP used to have a good thread with links to real-time HAARP output - weighing it against 'events' that involve mass delusion shootings, murder-suicides, etc.

Be sure, upon inspection, the relationship will be shown to exist that HAARP is in high output phase when mass meltdowns occur.

Expect even more unreal displays of total psychosis and acting out as things 'heat up' and frequency fence output increases to its limits to hold the people in.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [7/25/2016 5:01:01 PM]
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Quote# 120735

World Governments were ESTABLISHED by aliens from outer space.

I am not even joking.

The Anunnaki or as they were known in Egypt the Neteru, hybridized with humans to make a worker race. And they also took children of their own from these offspring to be the kings and representatives of their empire.

For Example, the god Ra in Egypt is the Anunnaki Marduk.

His symbol is the Ram or Ares.

His human son was Menes and he made him the king of the first dynasty of the joined south and north kingdoms. So he was the first Pharoah.

Menes was from the ancient city Mendes.

Known as: "The Domain of the Ram Lord of Djedet"

The Ram Lord is of course Ra / Marduk.

The Goat of Mendes. Baphomet.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 5 Comments [7/25/2016 5:00:54 PM]
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Zionist Agents Are Main Videographers at Nice Truck Killing Scam and Hoax

What was a German journalist, arch-Zionist agent Richard Gutjahr, doing in perfect position to capture the footage of a supposed truck on the run, one aiming to kill July Nice-area revelers? It cannot be a coincidence that this individual was so perfectly placed, this hostile pro-Israeli agent, to capture the lorry imagery. That other well-placed videographer, arch-Zionist mole Mark Krikorian, has already been described, here, as a hostile Islamophobic agent, also on-site in perfect position: also capturing the harmless, slow-moving lorry.

Gutjahr is, no doubt, a fabricator, just like his cohort and fellow Zionist Jew Krikorian. In the video he captures a key element of the staging, one that has fooled many people. This is the motorcycle scene. It is standard Hollywood, complete with stunt-man. The stunt man rides the bike up to the cab, then spin it out, as if he has been shot at or whatever. By the way the lorry doesn’t hit him.

drkresearch, No Disinfo 8 Comments [7/25/2016 5:00:49 PM]
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If you think it is only a conspiracy theory that the CIA is trafficking massive quantities of opium and cocaine into the United States, you are dead wrong — It is a PROVEN and WELL DOCUMENTED FACT friend (Lots more documentation). Let's start with California Congresswoman, Maxine Waters. She has taken trips to drug-infested countries like Nicaragua to investigate and document what our own CIA is doing to fight drug trafficking into the US, absolutely nothing! Maxine says, "There is no war on drugs going on in America today!"

She is doing everything possible to stop the CIA from further destroying south Los Angeles with tons and tons of drugs being trafficked in at an alarming rate. This is not some nut on the internet saying these things, this is a respectable congresswoman of the United States of America!!! And might I add, I am proud of her for taking a stand (Psalm 94:16)!

The CIA should be renamed the "Cocaine Import Agency." Book after book has been written about this present-day evil.

Al Qaeda = CIA = Cocaine Import Agency

The American people have fallen hook, line and sinker for everything that the global elite have thrown at them. I hate to say it, but it's the best word... Americans are just plain STUPID!

Georgia Congresswoman, Cynthia McKinney, has also exposed the CIA's involvement in illegal drug-trafficking in the U.S. It's common knowledge that Afghanistan yields a yearly supply of opium (with a street value of $500,000,000,000). Don't believe the lying propaganda about the U.S. military burning poppy fields, our boys are over there protecting those crops!

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 9 Comments [7/25/2016 3:35:23 AM]
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Intelligence services posing as Jeremy Corbyn supporters could be behind the abuse and intimidation of MPs on social media in an attempt to “stir up trouble” for the Labour leader, the Unite boss Len McCluskey has suggested.

Speaking to the Guardian, the general secretary of the UK’s largest trade union and one of Corbyn’s strongest supporters said he thought “dark practices” would ultimately be uncovered by the 30-year rule, under which classified documents are released into the public domain three decades after being written.

Asked if he believed the online abuse of Corbyn’s critics was posted by people trying to discredit his supporters, McCluskey said: “Of course, of course. Do people believe for one second that the security forces are not involved in dark practices?

“I have been around long enough … the type of stuff that we ultimately find out about, about who was involved in who, the 30-year rule.

“We found out just a couple of years ago that the chair of my union then, the Transport and General Workers Union, was an MI5 informant at the time that there was a strike taking place that I personally as a worker was involved in. [In] 1972, I was on strike for six weeks. And 30 years later it comes out that the chair of my union at that time was an MI5 informant.”

Asked again if he believed that classified documents would eventually reveal the involvement of security forces in Corbyn’s leadership difficulties, McCluskey said: “Well I tell you what, anybody who thinks that that isn’t happening doesn’t live in the same world that I live in.

“Do you think that there’s not all kinds of rightwingers who are not secretly able to disguise themselves and stir up trouble? I find it amazing if people think that isn’t happening.”

McCluskey said he believed that MPs and others who had spoken of death threats and intimidation were exaggerating the extent of those threats.

“There’s a hysteria being whipped up,” he said. “A few people say things they shouldn’t and then it’s blown up out of all proportion, to suit the imagery that the Labour party has somehow become a cesspit, and suddenly it’s a crisis.”

McCluskey said he condemned the threats, but he was unsure what politicians could do to stop it. “God knows how you can control social media,” he said. “I know the more vicious elements hide their identities, and all these horrible things like [the Labour MP for Wigan] Lisa Nandy’s baby being threatened are despicable.

“They’re nothing to do with me. And they’re nothing to do with what I believe in. But how can you control them? Who are they?”

Len McCluskey, The Guardian 8 Comments [7/25/2016 3:32:25 AM]
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Allegedly named after the constellation Crux, the Southern Cross is found on the coat of arms and flags of at least 50 countries and territories around the world, all of which with border the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean. Considering that these respective flags pertain to nations on Earth rather than a constellation in the sky is rather curious. In other words, it appears that the Southern Cross is terrestrial-based, not space-based. In all likelihood, the Southern Cross is a naval blockade which is enforced globally in order to keep Greenland safe from wandering aircraft and ships. It is also being enforced to keep the fraudulent map of the world from being exposed as a hoax for a cartographic revelation which would expose Greenland as well. By continually shooting down aircraft and sinking ships which violate the Southern Cross, unauthorized travel between the Earth’s continents, which are far closer than they appear, is relatively non-existent. The 5 English speaking nations and territories which form the Southern Cross include Greenland on top, Australia on the bottom, the United Kingdom on the upper right, Ascension Island on the lower right, and the United States on the left. To date, their respective navies have been successful in blocking, destroying or diverting all means of travel not going through the proper channels. These respective countries, which have historically always had state of the art navies, have created an impenetrable maritime blockade crisscrossing the oceans of the world which ensures that Greenland is never accidentally or purposely re-discovered.

Ascension Island
Because the continent of Africa is tilted roughly 30° to the right, Ascension Island is not under the northwestern bulge of Africa as depicted but rather further to the west. Although it is located in the South Atlantic Ocean, roughly 1,600 kilometers (1,000 mi) from the coast of Africa and 2,250 kilometers (1,400 mi) from the coast of South America, the exact location of Ascension Island is a mystery. Nevertheless, the island is located somewhere between Africa and South America which is perfect spot for blocking air and sea travel between the two respective continents. The island was likely chosen as part of the Southern Cross because of its key location and well as is striking geographical similarity to the Island of Rhodes, the primary military base of the Greco-Roman Empire. Coincidentally, the island is home to RAF Ascension Island, a Royal Air Force station with a United States Air Force presence, a European Space Agency rocket tracking station, a signals intelligence facility, and the BBC World Service Atlantic Relay Station. Ascension Island also hosts one of five ground antennae that assist in the operation of the Global Positioning System (GPS) navigational system. Therefore, the island has the latest GPS technology as well as the firepower take out any airplane or ship which violates the Southern Cross. The island is governed as part of the British Overseas Territory of Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, of which the main island, Saint Helena, is around 1,300 kilometers (800 mi) to the southeast.

Iron Cross
The “Iron Cross” and the “Iron Curtain” (which was made of concrete) were likely the original names for the Southern Cross which is constructed by thousands of iron ships and submarines. The term “Iron Cross” allegedly originated after 1219 when the Kingdom of Jerusalem granted the Teutonic Order the right to combine the Teutonic Black Cross placed above a silver Cross of Jerusalem. In the Roman Score (i.e., the Roman alphabet), the “+” symbol (i.e., the Roman Cross) equates to the letter “D”, an acronym for “Day” and “Die”. The term “Day” is a reference to the 24/7 daylight of Greenland via Earth’s second moon which the Iron Cross helps protects in the underworld. Consequently, a military decoration entitled the Iron Cross existed in the Kingdom of Prussia, the German Empire and Third Reich, all of which bordered the Atlantic Ocean. The recommissioned Iron Cross medal was awarded during the Franco-Prussian War, World War I, and World War II, all of which featured navies active in the Atlantic Ocean. Therefore, it appears that the Iron Cross was an award which was given out to soldiers and sailors who participated in the global naval blockade known as the Southern Cross.

Ascension to Heaven
Ships and planes unlucky enough to violate the Southern Cross via Ascension Island are quickly sent to heaven or hell, respectively. This notion is corroborated by the coat of arms and flag of Ascension Island which bear two rocks, evidently representative of Africa and South America, two turtles, evidently representative of submarines which sink ships, and the Chevron symbol (i.e., “?”) found within the Roman Score (i.e., the Roman alphabet), an acronym for “Kill”, the apparent motto of the island. As with most things Greco-Roman, the name of Ascension Island has an alternative meaning. In the Holy Bible, the allegorical and metaphorical history book of the Greco-Roman Empire, the Ascension of Jesus, as depicted in Acts 1:9-11, is when Jesus is resurrected from the dead and taken up to heaven. Because Greenland is considered the “haven” or “heaven”, Ascension Island was likely at one point and time the primary military port in the underworlds where ships and submarines traveling to and from Greenland would harbor. In other word, seafaring vessels would rendezvous at Ascension Island prior to going to heaven (i.e., Greenland).

David Chase Taylor, Greenland Theory 10 Comments [7/24/2016 6:08:06 AM]
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[**MEGA TRUTH**] The Ongoing Story of You Know Who - Decoded and Extracted from Fake "News" and Media

This thread will be an ongoing compilation of the occult story being told by those in the know.

The Baton Rouge "Shooting"

What's in a name?

Gavin

Gavin is the late medieval form of the name Gawain, which in turn is believed to have originated from the Welsh name Gwalchgwyn, meaning "White Hawk." Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is an epic poem connected with King Arthur's Round Table.

The occult King Arthur connection:

When he was born, Arthur was taken by Merlin. He was cut from any family bonds. This symbolizes that in order to pursue the path of spirit, one should cut all worldly attachments. Merlin symbolizes his spiritual guide or teacher. He stayed with his spiritual teacher for a long time after he overcame his attachments.
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He eventually overcame the first portion of his lower nature (false ego). This is symbolized by taking the two-edged sword of the truth -- Excalibur -- from the stone of the false ego (raising of the kundalini). By marrying Guinevere, he was unified with his soulmate and through marriage, he purified his sexual relationship.
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He repented for his action and understood that by the misuse of his powers, he had broken a great Law of the spirit and he promised he would never do it again. That is why the Lady (Holy Ghost) of the Lake (consciousness) gave back his sword of truth (Excalibur). He did not have to take it out of the stone any longer. He had already awakened his kundalini. The powers were taken from him only as a test and lesson. When these lessons were learned, God gave him back what was his birthright.
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It was then that the quest for the highest state of consciousness -- The Holy Grail -- or Pure Consciousness, started. The Knights and King Arthur, who were all aiming for the highest, understood that with all their achievements they still had not found the complete truth. After a great struggle they realized that highest state -- The Holy Grail -- is within themselves. To purify and conquer the impurities within was an even greater struggle than the establishment of the Round Table and his kingdom.

Eugene

English form of Eugenius, the Latin form of the Greek name Ευγενιος (Eugenios) which was derived from the Greek word ευγενης (eugenes) meaning "well born". This was the name of several saints and four popes.

Long

Originally a nickname for a person who had long legs or arms, or that was tall.

Once again (just like Micah Xavier Johnson) the last name has a phallic undertone. In this case, a long penis.

Summary

The Anomaly may have long legs/arms and is undergoing purification to detach from worldly things. Once he has achieved detachment, his power will be restored along with his birthright.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 2 Comments [7/24/2016 6:06:12 AM]
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With the organic growers of whatever produce and livestock they do I think and feel the vast majority of them are fairly honest in what they do. You know precisely what you're getting. Fruits and vegetables that weren't grown in a quagmire of pesticides and other similar crap from Monsanto. With livestock you know they weren't eating their own dead kind, eating anything that went against their natural diet as a species, and even probably wasn't subjected to endless frequent bouts of antibiotics either.

However... with GMO or less commonly known as genetically modified organisms. This includes all edible lifeforms including fruits and vegetables. The problem here is simple. What's in the full DNA of what has been genetically modified? Monsanto is the world's most powerful bio-company out there. They refuse to disclose the full range of DNA modifications for each of their "inventions". We Humans are an invention of Monsanto's; at least in part anyways. Monsanto and other bio-companies worldwide tease people by disclosing bits and pieces of the fruits and vegetables they genetically modify. Their GMO corn is modified with I forgot what precisely but the end result is they produce their own pesticides to prevent bugs from eating them. Guess what, OP. The unnaturally produced pesticides don't stop being produced the second the GMO corn is picked. Until rot or being eaten by you, another human, or some animal the corn continually produces it's pesticides. This means you are most definitely being poisoned by pesticides anytime you're eating Monsanto GMO corn.

You'll have to do your own research into Monsanto's GMO crap, OP. The long list of crimes against Humanity and all life on Earth by Monsanto is already staggering. It continues to grow daily. Monsanto is entirely responsible for causing the suicides and deaths of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Indian farmers in India.

darkwolf007, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [7/24/2016 6:05:59 AM]
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Quote# 120715

Albert Pike (1809-1891) predicted three world wars. He predicated WWI and WWII accurately! This is because the Illuminati (the Luciferian elite behind the New World Order) planned this all out before the founding of America. In 1775, Adam Weishaupt (Illuminati founder) laid out his blueprint for World Government. A year later America was birthed in 1776, with the secret destiny of ushering in a New Order of the Ages. Yes, as difficult as it may be to wrap your brain around the idea, the United States was founded by occult Freemasons with the intent of furthering the ancient mystery religion and global domination by the Devil. This is not hard to grasp if you learn about the tower and city of Babel in Genesis 11:1-11. The Great Pyramid of Gaza in Egypt was deliberately left unfinished (missing the capstone), which signifies the unfinished New World Order that was foiled by God at Babel. Why did it take mankind 5,800 years to achieve the industrial revolutionary of the 18th and 19th centuries? The only reasonable answer is that God's sovereign plan wasn't ready yet. James 1:17, “Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.”

Albert Pike, an occult leader in the secret society of Freemasonry, foretold in detail how World War III would unfold. He said the Arab nations and Israel would go to war, and the world would be drawn into the conflict. It is happening before our very eyes. Christians ought not take sides between Israel and the Arabs, but love them all with God's unconditional love. We are seeing and hearing much about Muslim terrorists and sleeper cells at work in the United States. This is all part of the Luciferian conspiracy to destroy all existing government and religions. Europe is under Muslim siege. France is gone. England is almost gone! The EU bureaucrats have allied with Islam! We're going to see a lot more terrorist attacks by Muslims in Europe and the United States. Hillary Clinton said (if elected as President) she wants to bring 1,0000,000 Muslim refugees into the U.S. her first year. They're bringing in military aged men. If elected, she'll bring in 5,000,000 Muslims!!! America is being overthrown!

Pervert sodomite sex is being forced on Americans, just like a mob of homosexuals in Genesis 19:1-11 tried to break Lot's down door and rape Heaven's angels! Transgenders and homosexuals are now openly welcomed into the military. It's wickedness! Russia is in full resistance to Globalism. Russians are banning GMO foods! They're paying people to have children! All Hades is breaking loose on the planet. We are seeing a war on western civilization!!! This is all leading into World War III and a New World Order, which will be the Beast system of the coming Antichrist. Yes, friend, we are now living in the Biblical end times. I'd say by 2050 we'll see WWIII (if not much sooner). If you don't believe it, learn about Daniel's prophecy. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 5 Comments [7/24/2016 4:55:38 AM]
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Quote# 120701

Another false flag in Würzburg, Bavaria, Germany. A young man attacks four passengers in a train and later a passerby in the street. The scenes repeat themselves now in rapid cadence. Paris, Brussels, Nice, Bangladesh… Same patterns, same motives – and same group of terrorists claiming credit. The lies and propaganda are becoming more flagrant, and, We, the People, just swallow it. No questions asked. For how long? Until it is too late – when we are all militarized and can’t make a move without being watched – or killed for disobedience?

How much longer!

Tell me friends, world compatriots – how much longer are we just looking on and accepting what authorities want us to believe for the purposes of serving the elite that directs and pays them? A corporate and financial elite that needs a militarized society to drive the final nail into the coffin of democracy? Of sovereignty? Of individual freedom?

How much longer?

As reported by the Swiss and various German media, on 18 July, in a train near Wuerzburg, Bavaria, allegedly a young, 17-year old Afghan citizen, who arrived a year ago in Germany as a refugee, attacked a traveling Hong Kong family and a passerby with an axe and knife, injuring all five people of whom at least two seriously. His alleged motive was revenge on infidels – those who do not believe in the Quran. The msm say that during the attack, according to witnesses – who are these witnesses? – he yelled repeatedly “Allahu akbar” (“God is Great”).

When the train came to a screeching emergency halt, the alleged perpetrator eventually jumped to escape. While running, he allegedly attacked a passerby. A special police commando, coincidentally (term used by the msm) in the area pursued the young man and killed him in, what they call, ‘self-defense’! – Wonderful! – An armed to the teeth German police commando killed a 17-year old boy, armed merely with an axe and knife – in self-defense!

Voilà. Again dead men don’t talk.

And Würzburg’s Ober-Prosecutor can now freely invent whatever suits the purpose, i.e. that a few hours after the attack, ISIS claimed responsibility for the attack, and that there was an apparent video from the alleged terrorist in which he was announcing ‘revenge’, that in his rented room the police found a hand-painted IS-flag and a letter that looked like a good-by letter to his father. The name of the young man — ehhh ‘terrorist’ was as of this writing not revealed.

Peter Koenig, GlobalResearch.ca 2 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:37 AM]
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Quote# 120700

Hilary Clinton has an artificially grown eye. Hilary obtained the eye from the Pleiadians, aliens from Pleiades. The Pleiadians had a base in the middle of the pacific ocean. The Pleiadians grew a brand new eye and installed it in Hilary Clinton.

Remember the eye symbol in Egyptian hieroglyphics.

source; MK Ulta.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:24 AM]
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Quote# 120699

Total Proof of Jets Spraying Chemtrails - Some Days the Sky is completely Clear, yet commercial jetliners are still flying

On the Days when Chemtrails are being sprayed you can clearly see Commercial Planes flying with either no Condensation Trail (ice particles) behind them, or a short Condensation Trail that within minutes disperses and is no longer visible.

On Some Weekends and Holidays when the Government Contractors get the day of from spraying the Chemtrails the Sky is free of Chemtrails.

ALSO: Commercial flights are going somewhere, they do not make high degree angle turns, and turn around and fly back the opposite direction and turn off their engines(spray) when they turn around for another pass.

Use your Eyes, and Brain, Godlike Productions 0 Comments [7/24/2016 2:58:16 AM]
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