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Quote# 104417

alright, hear me out chemtrail and alien lovers, doesnt it sort of make sense that maybe the chemtrails we see are actually methods of protections taught to us by (or adopted from) the Annunaki, to protect us from the sun which is obviously much more intense than it used to be? Just my theory. Discuss?

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 0 Comments [10/31/2014 8:45:49 AM]
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Quote# 104415

- I am dying and have a SECRET, and a BIG ONE --ebola- and ET--


I am currently dying and could be dead any moment so I must act fast.

My name is Jloan and I am from a different star system you know as Orion. Of course we call it something different. It has taken 233 earth years to learn to speak English as we as a species do not have vocal cords as you know them. However we do use vibratory mechanisms to communicate.

I am dying of age as we never live past 324 years and I am now facing that time and can feel the cold chill mixed with euphoria.

We have been on this planet for most of human history. When you took your first steps up right we were the bright star above your ancestors that encouraged them to rise and you did.

You have evolved but sadly you have failed to evolve past your primal instincts of eat, mate and murder. The planetary council in my home system has deemed you unfit to manage this planet.

Thus actions have been taken by your government under our guidance to release a pestilence designed to kill humans and related primates.

I have known and loved so many of you and sadly even more have broken our collective hearts with repeated violence and vitriol.

You are destined to destroy yourself but we are NOT wiling to allow you to destroy this beautiful planet with you.

I am sorry Humanity but you have Failed and been found unworthy.

Your population will be decimated by the pestilence in 9 months after which no earth bound sentient beings will be found on this planet thus bring back equilibrium.

As I die on this planet, to awaken in the nether I leave your planet saddened that the great hope "humanity" failed so badly.

May your passing be quickly and your light extinguished with little pain.

I think I feel a tear even though we do not use eyes as you do.

By the way, you ask yourself why are you not aware of US. Well you are if you think about it. We are everywhere we are legion.

Good bye Earth and Humanity........Vi Loa Huig Byapo Opld






Teacher SAGE, Godlike Productions 0 Comments [10/31/2014 8:45:23 AM]
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Quote# 104409

[“You can’t trust the Jew Bernard Kouchner or the organization he created — 'Doctors Without Borders.'”]

Kouchner is a radical communist Jew. Medecines Sans Frontieres, the group he co-founded, is clearly a NWO project - as evidenced by the fact that it received a Nobel Peace Prize.

MSF/DWB gets many hundreds of millions $USD in contributions per year, yet the medical professionals who volunteer to participate in its missions must *pay their own way to and fro* - as well as provide for their own needs while in country.

A nurse I once knew was involved with them and would go to Africa once or twice each year for two or three weeks at a time. If I remember right, each mission trip cost her four or five thousand dollars. And this was over five years ago….

How clever! Communist Jews talking well intentioned gulls into giving up their hard won time and dime to teach barbarians the importance of bathing - so that they or their children can in turn immigrate back to Euro/American lands to take jobs from the volunteer’s children.

One last thing: what percent of those hundreds of millions of dollars that MSF collects do you think finds its way to Israel?

Citizenfitz, Real Jew News 0 Comments [10/31/2014 8:44:05 AM]
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Quote# 104408

Widely circulated evidence revealing Ebola as a scripted event in the making several years ago. Lab concocted. Tested and spread through West Africa. Then waiting for right timing/opportunity to let loose in the US.

Go to Flu.gov site. See all the alphabet flu strains listed. Likely human/animal viruses concocted in US Labs directed by CDC in conjunction with Big Pharma.

These false-flag ops are always coordinated between Government, Big Pharma, Oil or Industrial Military complex. They have to keep passing the fortune around the inner circle!

What a disgusting bunch of wicked men and women…always creating the chaos and then making money off our sick or tired or broken backs.

MM, Real Jew News 0 Comments [10/31/2014 8:44:02 AM]
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Quote# 104406

In some of these points you’ve confused ‘conspiracy theory’ with ‘physical data/ evidence’.

A conspiracy theory is a theory relating to a conspiracy of some kind. You might say it relates to human behaviour and human motives.

What happened with respect to the Twin Towers, the Pentagon etc (the physical buildings) is a matter of physical evidence, empirical data etc. You might say it related to physical objects, energy and so on (not human behaviour or motives).

Whatever happened on 9/11 we know for sure it was a conspiracy of some kind (it was obviously no accident). But whatever kind of conspiracy it was is irrelevant when it comes to determining what actually happened when it comes to the physical events. Starting out with a conspiracy will only bias the collection of data.

Obviously WHAT actually happened must be determined before we can begin to talk about WHO did it, HOW they did it and WHY. If you’re going to charge someone with a crime you have to know what that crime actually was!

A few points of clarification…

Scientifically speaking the towers did not fall (collapse), they turned into dust in mid air. WTC1’s seismic signal was about 8 seconds long. The seismic signal also lacked S and P waves and only contained surface waves. Even a collapse at free fall speed (which is impossible anyway) would have produced a seismic signal of at least 9.2 seconds.

About 700ft of the core structure (for both towers) survived standing for about 30 seconds measured from the point of initial destruction. This core structure also turned largely to dust. It was not found on top of the rubble.

14 people survived in WTC1 at the second floor level. After the dust cleared they looked up and saw sunlight above them. They were not buried under 110 floors’ worth of collapsed rubble (500,000 tons) and they climbed out by themselves. The debris ‘pile’ did not even extend above the height of the lobby.

The majority of the building fell to earth as gravel and fine dust along with tons of paper which was neither burned or pulverised. This dust was not hot (nobody was burned by it, nor were trees or the paper) and it was so thick and abundant it blocked out 100% of the sun for a couple of minutes in the vicinity of the WTC complex. After landing on the ground the dust continued to breakdown to a size smaller than red blood cells and much of it started to float back up again. This created a yellowish ‘haze’ of fumes which continued to rise up for months. This dust rose into the upper atmosphere and was even visible from space. Many people wrongly assumed these fumes were smoke or steam from underground fires but there is no evidence of any underground fires (just a few isolated fires dotted about). Had there been an ‘inferno’ in the basements there would have been steam explosions from the firemen’s water hoses and the water mains which burst and flooded West Street. Had there been any (hot) molten metal it would have eventually cooled to form a solid plug of metal fused with other debris, but no such plug was ever found.

A total of seven buildings were destroyed that day. WTC 1, 2 ,3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. WTC 3 (22 stories) disappeared completely except for a tiny stump about the size of a small house. The majority of WTC 4 also went missing.

An eighth building (Bankers Trust) was damaged but was later repaired. Immediately following the completion of the repairs (2006 I think) it was dismantled piece-by-piece over a period of several years. The official reason given was a ‘mould infection’ (unusual for a steel framed building!). During dismantling it was observed to be rusting at an alarming rate in the area which had sustained the damage.

All of this is verifiable fact (evidence). This evidence stands completely separate to ALL conspiracy theories (whether officially endorsed or not). The issue of ‘conspiracy’ has no place in ANY forensic investigation of physical evidence. WHAT happened is a completely separate issue to WHO might have done it and WHY.

Abandon TV, Illuminutti 1 Comments [10/31/2014 8:43:30 AM]
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Quote# 104401

The truth about Masonicinfo.com by Jim Prange

I got a good laugh when I stumbled across this recently:
Scroll down to the A-Z list of the 340 or so “Anti-Masons” they have named, and click on “Jim Prange.” (Or, direct link to the entry at this link:

The website is a popular pro-Mason propaganda site run by Freemasons, and there is now a listing for me on that website under their category of “Anti-Masonic Examples,” a list that puts right-wing, bigoted nuts who happen to be anti-Masonic in the same company as authors who are truly exposing the organization’s dirty deeds, such as David Icke and Jim Marrs.

Here’s what they have to say about me:

Jim Prange (Pseudonym: Alex Parma) - Mr. Prange - using his credentials as a former newspaper reviewer of video games and his extensive knowledge gained through playing in a band - has concluded that the Masons are planting secret messages (from the reptile race) in crop circles while they're simultaneously poisoning the water supply. Using such impeccable sources as David Icke, Jim Marrs, and William Cooper (there's more than a bit of irony there, folks!), he has convinced himself that there's a huge conspiracy he's uncovered in Howell, Michigan. Perhaps Mr. Prange and his imaginary friend Mr. Parma have found an alternative to drinking that water.... You can find his rantings here. <- (link provided to essay)

This entry is revealing: in the one sentence they give to my essay’s central theory, they have twisted around one of the most crucial points of my theory to the opposite of what I actually say in the essay. Supposedly, I have concluded that “the Masons are planting secret messages (from the reptile race) in crop circles while they're simultaneously poisoning the water supply.”

Anyone who actually reads my essay will know that I’m clearly stating the opposite- that I think forces OPPOSED to the Masons are planting messages in crop circles, and in the case of Howell, that this anti-Masonic/anti-New World Order force created a crop formation to point out to the masses that high-level Masons are involved in the poisoning of the Howell water supply at a sacred site, and that these Masons have been brazenly indicating it by landscaping (not via crop circles, but via traditional, long-term landscaping) some of their symbolism onto the immediate area, visible from the air.

I figure, I must be pretty close to the truth if, in order to discredit me, they have to resort to such a low tactic. If my theory really is as ridiculous and off-base as they’d like you to believe, surely using my own words against me, unchanged, would have been all they needed to prove their point.

Interesting parallels to David Icke’s online debunkers, who often resort to similar tactics, such as claiming that Icke is “pro-fascist” or “anti-Semitic.” Anyone who reads a book by Icke, or even spends a little time on his website to find out if this is true, will know that his views are quite the polar opposite.

For an example of this type of disinfo-reliant debunking, check out this ridiculous exchange I had back in July ’04 with “Ben” (the administrator of the forum at alienufos.com, the “Central Online UFO Community”- a messageboard that is endorse by and partnered with UFO Magazine) and a few of his hired cyber-goons:
http://www.alien-ufos.com/forum/showthread.php?s=ad9b2a103cbf240 01d6e7066cb57a891&t=2162
At one point, he even resorts to saying that “when Icke says ‘lizards,’ he means ‘Jews.’” I had to give up on this forum and stop posting, as I couldn’t waste any more time lowering myself to their level any longer, already having discredited their debunking enough for anyone with a brain to catch on.

It’s interesting how often online debunkers of David Icke resort to these tactics to try to discredit him. After all, if David Icke’s theory is so off-base, wouldn’t it be far more effective for his debunkers to discredit him by using his own actual words, in full context, against him?

Interesting how Icke’s debunkers’ “Talking Points” are repeated almost verbatim from website to website, even though all it takes is a few minutes of reading Icke’s actual words to realize that they are misstating some of his main points as the opposite of what he actually says. I guess if you repeat a lie often enough, many people assume it’s the truth…

Now that I see similar tactics being used on me, I truly feel a warm, renewed sense of accomplishment for what I accomplished in decoding the Howell formation.

I wonder how many of the other people debunked on their “Anti-Masonic Examples” list are misquoted in their entry?

The Thunderbird Wheel has been activated; the dawn is here. Wise serpents will know it's time to either leave or join the side of light; any serpents who stay where they are will be burned by the sun.

The darkest hour is right before the dawn.

Part two;

Here's further evidence from the ridiculous masonicinfo.com website that proves without a doubt that organized Freemasonry is an elaborately compartmentalized, crumbling pyramid of lies run by professional liars.

This is the last paragraph of their disclaimer page, where the author of the website attempts to absolve the Masonic organization from any accountability for the lies told on this website:

"And just to clarify: this website is a PERSONAL endeavor. Lest there be any misunderstanding, the concept was that of Ed King, solely and independently. There were no discussions with Grand Lodges nor, in fact, was there even a discussion with any other Mason! It was conceived and released without any suggestions from any Masonic source whatsoever. And to reiterate: no one person speaks for Freemasonry! Ergo, whether you like this site or you hate it, it is NOT an "official" Masonic site nor does it pretend to be...."

Here's the direct link:

Hmm-- so, according to the author of the site, Ed King, masonicinfo.com is "not an official Masonic site nor does it pretend to be."

OK, so what IS the official website endorsed by organized Freemasonry for information on Anti-Masons? Let's find out:

1)Go to the OFFICIAL Freemasonry homepage on the internet, which is http://freemasonry.org.

2)From there, click on "Links." The direct link to the Links page is:
https://freemasonry.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid= 83

3)From there, click on "Informational Sites." The direct link is: http://links.hiram.net/Informational_Sites/

(Before going to the next link, notice the caption for the 4th link on this page, titled "Anti-Masonry: FAQ." The caption to this link reads:
"This Anti-Masonry FAQ details the maliciously mendacious and willfully ignorant attacks on Freemasonry; with reasoned and factual responses.")

4)From the "Informational Sites" link of step 3, click on "Anti-Masonry: Points Of View." Direct link:

T he above link will automatically redirect you to:

5)From there, click on "Those who oppose Masons and Masonry." The direct link to this is:

6)Next, click on the word "people" on the line that reads "And specific people that oppose Freemasonry." Direct link:

7)From the A-Z list on their page, scroll down to my listing under "P." -> "Jim Prange (pseud: Alex Parma)" Direct link:

Inte resting... So the only website endorsed by the official Freemasonry home page for information on specific "Anti-Masons" is: (drum roll, please)

Yet, according to the author of www.masonicinfo.com, his site is not officially endorsed by Freemasonry.

See how it's done? With tricky wording, the Masons have created an illusion that seems to erase any accountability the Masonic organization should have for the blatant, provable lies told on their officially endorsed website for information on Anti-Masons.

Once again, this proves that one of the the main reason "masonicinfo.com" exists is to simply prevent average, unthinking people from reading any material by the "Anti-Masons" who are on to the truth, using the reprehensble method of reversing of the words of said "Anti-Masons," knowing that the majority of the readers of the website will not bother to read the work of the "Anti-Masons" misrepresented on the site, and that those that do actually read the work of the "Anti-Masons" are past the point of no return anyway, having been turned on to the truth through hard facts.

Knowing this, the Masonic organization then seemingly avoids accountability for their numerous bald-faced, traceable lies on the website by having the author of the website claim that it is not an official Masonic site, even though it is the ONLY website for information on specific "Anti-Masons" endorsed by the official website of Freemasonry!!!

How many people will see through this figure-eight of doublethink and realize that Freemasonry is built on a foundation of lies?

Hopefully more will see through the blatant BS peddled by these con artists, now that I've posted this "smoking gun" that proves, beyond a doubt, the fundamental dishonesty that comprises the backbone of organized Freemasonry.

Over the next few weeks, I will repeat versions of this post on any internet forum I can find where some anonymous Freemason messageboard poster name-drops "masonicinfo.com" in defense of Freemasonry. I've really got my work cut out for me-- seemingly, this is the website to which defenders of Freemasonry seem to always refer when defending their organization from truth attacks by "Anti-Masons" on the internet.

ban freekmasons, DavidIcke 0 Comments [10/31/2014 8:42:18 AM]
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Quote# 104400

If you have a child, don't let him/her see a psychiatrist. Ever...

Read Mike Adams' new article about psychiatry (Psychiatry Goes Insane). It's one of the best I've ever read, and I've been researching this pseudoscience for 20 years.

Then read this one, too. It's also excellent. I wrote it.

Yes, I know, I'm bragging, which is a sign of a mental disorder: Self-Inflation at the Expense of Sacred Psychiatry Disorder. The preferred treatment is electroshock therapy and MKULTRA re-programming. I'm opting for a walk in the park coupled with two doses of outrage at these fake doctors who poison brains and believe they're healers.

Here is a clue. The government gives psychiatry its fake legitimacy. That's how the game works. The government blesses the medical licensing boards that award psychiatrists permission to drug your children, alter their brains, poison them, and of course make all the fake diagnoses in the first place.

Without the government, these fakes would sink into the waves and be gone forever. Nobody in his right mind or wrong mind would ever step into a psychiatrist's office. It would be like volunteering to stumble out on to a mine field seeded with explosives.

Media, naturally, go along with the psychiatric hoax. Thousands of articles keep coming out of the hopper to support the authoritative pronouncements of these deranged monsters with medical degrees and "training" in diagnosing mental illnesses.

There are no mental illnesses or disorders. There never have been.

There are people with problems, there are people who suffer, there are people who are in desperate circumstances, there are people who have severe nutritional deficiencies, there are people who have been poisoned by various chemicals, there are people who have been abused and ignored, there are people who have been told there is something wrong with them, there are people who are different and can't deal with the conforming androids in their midst, but there are no mental disorders.


It's fiction. It's a billion-dollar fiction. It's a gigantic steaming pile of bullshit. Always has been.

There is not a single diagnostic test for any so-called mental disorder. Never has been. No blood test, no urine test, no saliva test, no brain scan, no genetic test. No science.

So why hasn't psychiatry been destroyed and outlawed? Because there is money in it. Big money. Pharmaceutical money. And because the public is in a trance. Mothers and fathers are quite willing to take their children to these brain poisoners... lambs to the slaughter.

The silence of the lambs.

People are entranced by so-called professionals with fancy degrees who speak technical babble. It all seems real. Because if it weren't real, then...what? People would be forced to admit they are living in a fantasy. And people don't want to admit that. They would rather die than admit that.

But that's what psychiatry is. An elaborate fantasy. If every psychiatrist in the world vanished tomorrow, the world would immediately become a far healthier place.

If every celebrity who outrageously whores for psychiatry would stop on a dime, the world would be a far healthier place right away.

You think Dr. Phil is a fake? He's nothing compared to psychiatrists with their prescription pads. He's a saint by comparison. The drugs are brain poisons. If you really want to know the truth about the drugs, go to breggin.com and read everything Dr. Peter Breggin has ever written about the drugs.

He covers the whole slimy waterfront.

There is some horrendous handwriting on wall. Believe me. You can see it all around you if you look. The shrinks are treating younger and younger children with the brain poisons, every day. They're diagnosing children who are practically toddlers and they're drugging them. They're ripping their brains. It's happening. You may not want to know about it, but it's there. It's a crime on the order of murder.

And the bastards at the FDA and the bastards who train doctors in medical schools are going along with it. They're accomplices to the ongoing crime. They have blood on their hands.

Here is a story Dr. Breggin told in his classic book, Toxic Psychiatry.

It says it all:

"Roberta was a college student, getting good grades, mostly A's, when she first became depressed and sought psychiatric help at the recommendation of her university health service.

She was eighteen at the time, bright and well motivated, and a very good candidate for psychotherapy. She was going through a sophomore-year identity crisis about dating men, succeeding in school, and planning a future. She could have thrived with a sensitive therapist who had an awareness of women's issues.

"Instead of moral support and insight, her doctor gave her Haldol. Over the next four years, six different physicians watched her deteriorate neurologically without warning her or her family about tardive dyskinesia [motor brain damage] and without making the [tardive dyskinesia] diagnosis, even when she was overtly twitching in her arms and legs.

Instead they switched her from one neuroleptic to another, including Navane, Stelazine, and Thorazine.

Eventually a rehabilitation therapist became concerned enough to send her to a general physician, who made the diagnosis [of medical drug damage]. By then she was permanently physically disabled, with a loss of 30 percent of her IQ.

"...my medical evaluation described her condition: Roberta is a grossly disfigured and severely disabled human being who can no longer control her body. She suffers from extreme writhing movements and spasms involving the face, head, neck, shoulders, limbs, extremities, torso, and back-nearly the entire body.

She had difficulty standing, sitting, or lying down, and the difficulties worsen as she attempts to carry out voluntary actions. At one point she could not prevent her head from banging against nearby furniture. She could hold a cup to her lip only with great difficulty. Even her respiratory movements are seriously afflicted so that her speech comes out in grunts and gasps amid spasms of her respiratory muscles...

Roberta may improve somewhat after several months off the neuroleptic drugs, but she will never again have anything remotely resembling a normal life."

If the smug scum who run the NY Times put THAT story on the front page right under a huge headline, we might see something good happen in this country.

Chronic whiners want to claim the government has to protect everybody all the time, as if that were possible, as if that were really the government's aim. These whiners are busy-bodies, meddlers, and self-made victims. They sometimes pose as scientists. They love psychiatry.

They equate psychiatry with government. You know, "share and care."

They assert that government knows best. At bottom, they're vicious little idiots. But they're very useful idiots, because the government welcomes their help in keeping the populace in line.

And psychiatry is a cardinal strategy in that regard. Chemical straitjackets for the lambs.

The silence of the lambs...

Jon Rappoport, bibliotecapleyades 0 Comments [10/31/2014 8:42:15 AM]
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Quote# 104398

ok guvt. paid agents, if you look on Youtube, you will find a LOT of evidence concerning the Illuminati:

Inside footage of Bohemian Grove


Celebrities like Lady gaga and Kesha, and MANY MORE admitting they're APART of it/sold their soul to the devil

Michael Jackson's Sister admitted MJ was killed

That MArk Dice, The Vigilant Christian, Michelle Hopkins, metabunk, Rationalwiki, Henry Makow, Above Top Secret, Godlike Productions, You, and David Icke are shills

That building six is proof 9/11 is an inside job

Documentaries that go VERY in depth about the Illuminati In fact, here's a few:





(The last link I couldnt get through right because my psychologist made me install a filter and I had to copy it through google)

Those documentaries are based on historical FACTS. Documented PAPERS.

Backmasked songs

Illuminati Symbolism in video games, movies, anime, Pokemon, etc.

Most churches today are created by Illuminati

Illumicorp (training video)

Guide to all the symbols

Not only all of that, but THOUSANDS of masonic authors have admitted through their works that Freemasonry is satanic.

Not only that, but Lucis Trust is acknowledged by the UN and they're the ones that PUBLISH those books.

I think i've made my point. All those points are IRREFUTABLE!

(IP address), Wikipedia 13 Comments [10/30/2014 3:32:15 AM]
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Quote# 104359

[Re. the Marysville, Washington school shooting]

When Bill Gates and Paul Allen are funding it, you know its an honest initiative meant to protect people. Just ask the thousands of third world families currently seeking retribution from Bill Gates for killing their kin with deadly vaccinations. No, this is a classic false flag and Bill Gates’ old creepy face in the picture seals the deal.

Believe it or not, just a few towns over — in Bellingham, WA — on the 23rd, yet another “school shooting” drill was going on:

Personally I wonder if there will be a time soon where lone-wolf shootings are happening in every state, every day, at every school; at the same time that reported drills are happening in every state, every day, at every school, and if at that point people will still be retarded enough to buy it. Right now, sadly, I think I’ve lost faith in people wising up. People are idiots.

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Quote# 104358

I just found two articles making damning allegations that not only is this ebola strain a genetically modified organism, but that the Bill Gates Foundation has been funding research to create genetically modified MOSQUITOES to transmit vaccines!

Wow, just wow, this is so unethical on so many levels. Could this ebola outbreak be an intentional or unintended consequence of mad scientists creating GM Mosquitoes which are now spreading the ebola virus in Africa?!

Maybe this is why our government and military are so focused on stopping this in Africa and people such as Ron Paul, and others now, are calling for DDT to be used!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [10/28/2014 3:04:07 AM]
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Quote# 104357

Was the recent shooting in Ottawa yet another false flag?

We don’t have any absolute confirmation yet. But there were plenty of indications.

First, just hours before the shooting, BBC News reported that Canada had raised its terror threat. As everyone knows, they don’t raise the terror threat level every day. Here in the USA it has been stuck on “orange” for years. If it ever starts blinking red, you can assume that a new 9/11 false flag op is on the way.

Then right after the shooting, the Mounties (RCMP) urged the public NOT to post any photos or videos of the shooting. The authorities obviously want to quickly seize control of the narrative and avoid embarrassments like the Boston Bombing photos showing that Craft International operatives, not the Tsarnaev brothers, carried out the attack.

It’s getting harder and harder for the Empire’s scriptwriters and spinmeisters to control public awareness. As I write this, “Ottawa false flag” gets over 150,000 Google hits, while “Ottawa shooting false flag” gets 77,000.

Kevin Barrett and Jim Fetzer, Veterans Today 11 Comments [10/28/2014 3:04:01 AM]
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Quote# 104350

I think you are right, there, A.C.
If the governments on earth really had the technology
necessary to have "drones" operate as they do--
seemingly with some kindof alternative power source
where they don't use fuel (like the movie "Oblivion"
w/Tom Cruise)...doesn't it seem logical that they
would already have vehicles that use the same
technology and they'd be scrapping their "old
fashioned jets?"
No...they're off-world...and at some level in the
government they are cooperating with ETs.
We saw a "drone" fly passed us about 20 feet away
as we stood on our back porch in 2005. It was
very small, maybe the size of a basketball,
and metalic (like the big UFOs). It had the same
kind of flight pattern as you see in all the
UFO films, also.
2005 was way before they pretended to have invented
these things--so...no. I really believe they are
off-world devices.

TheOracle'sCookie, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [10/28/2014 3:01:51 AM]
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Quote# 104342

Depending on your heart, you can also attract reptilians because they love causing suffering to people with good hearts, its like their drugs and sex.

The kinder person you are, the more reptilians and the more powerful the reptilians will be.

This reptilian on Dr. Phil can barely contain her shape shifting because she knows a purely good child was murdered and it makes her shift.

I have a good heart and I like to lift others up and I have been sabotaged by reptilians my whole life, I have seen them shape shift when they injure me, broken bones, blood, fear, ect.

Anyone who tells me reptilians don't exist I know 100% they are a govt or reptilian shill.

I have seen them shift when they sabotage good hearted people

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [10/27/2014 3:36:18 AM]
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Quote# 104335

“I don’t know much, but I do know for sure that I lost my virginity to an extraterrestrial woman,” says David Huggins. The 70-year-old from Hoboken, New Jersey has been making paintings of his encounters with aliens for many years.

“I believe what he experienced was real to him,” filmmaker Brad Abrahams tells ANIMAL over the phone. You can sense that, deeply, in the teaser for his documentary in progress, Love And Saucers (above). Abrahams tracked Huggins down through his neighbor, after hearing him mentioned in a radio interview with an abduction investigator. Over the few days Abrahams spent in his house, Huggins painted and showed him impressionistic, surreal scenes of beings with glowing eyes, spaceship beams, and interterrestrial babies — spindly, translucent, clutching – babies that he fathered, all across the galaxy.

The visitations began when he was eight. Huggins recalls, “There were the grays, the little hairy guy, an insect being…” None of his experiences were as harrowing as those described by people at the abductee meetings Huggins attended in the ’80s and ’90s. He stopped going. He found it depressing. Abrahams says Huggins called it “a club that no one wants to belong to.” He had a better outlet for the overwhelming stories inside him, things he couldn’t talk about. As he says in the clip, “It was just a relief to get the images on canvas.”

“…and then there was Crescent.” None of his experiences were as precious as Crescent. At 17, on his way through a Georgia forest to a lake, Huggins saw her sitting by a tree. She appeared human, except for her large, black eyes, a pale, pointy face and the wig. She disrobed. He disrobed. He laid down. She got on top. They consummated the start of their long-time and very long-distance romance.

There are explanations, of course. Abrahams recalls a neurotheologist explaining that specific kinds of epileptic seizures and trauma can trigger visualizations and experiences that feel real. There are the 1,000 VHS fantasy, sci-fi and horror tapes in Huggins’ house, but Huggins draws no connection.

There were others, later, but there was always Crescent.

Did he love her?

After a pause, Abrahams says, “He did.”

David Huggins, Animal New York 8 Comments [10/27/2014 3:07:20 AM]
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Quote# 104314

(Arguing about whethe Katt Williams was joking about the Illuminati)

It's pretty obvious now that you guys are government paid shills! No one in his right mind would ignore what the BoN said. Actors don't just joke about admitting the Illuminati exists! Prince admits it, and now Katt Williams! You guys are obviously govt. paid shills, or sheeple. The anonymous user gave you quotes on THIS SAME PAGE to prove it since you were too lazy to watch the video he provided, and you refused to! Do you realize that Katt Williams is IN the Illuminati and he ADMITTED it? If you ARE a govt. paid shill, then you WILL be VERY surprised when it turns out Katt Williams WASN'T joking, and you will be brushed aside, and you realize that you were just a puippet all along

(The whole conversation is pretty funny take a look)

ReptoidKiller, RationalWiki 12 Comments [10/26/2014 4:39:21 AM]
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Quote# 104307

The "final solution to the Jewish question" had nothing to do with extermination. It was the continuation of the Transfer Agreement and the Madagascar Plan, i.e. territorial in nature.

No documents suggest it was anything other than this - you literally have to declare that it is a "code word" for extermination, which is what the Voodoo historians do in order to "prove" the genocide. They've essentially been forced into such measures, as they are compensating for a staggering lack of direct evidence.

As far as population estimates go, there are many of them, ranging widely, and it is far from an established fact that Jewish population in Europe decreased by 6 million between 1939 and 1945.

grass-mud-horse, /r/conspiracy 7 Comments [10/25/2014 5:54:44 AM]
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Quote# 104297

Kevin Hart, another Black comedian, recently generated some controversy when he wore a dress on SNL. This move was interpreted by some as him “selling out to the Illuminati” as he became yet another Black comedian wearing a dress for cheap laughs. I am not sure if there’s a direct correlation between wearing a dress and selling out to the Illuminati (although the percentage of dress-wearing Black comedians is exceptionally high) but Katt Williams’ response to this controversy and the Illuminati in general was quite interesting.

Far from brushing off the question for being ridiculous, Willams acknowledged in a matter-of-fact way that there’s an Illuminati controlling the entertainment industry and that it forces artists to push its Agenda. What happens to those who go against the grain? They get bad press and their careers suffer terribly.

For instance, Dave Chappelle refused a 50 million dollars contract to shoot a third season of his iconic Chappelle Show because he didn’t agree with the messages it conveyed its audience. He then got labelled as “crazy” (remember his Africa expedition) and, since then, he did not appear in anything “Hollywood”.

Katt Williams also got a truck load of bad press in the past years, not to mention legal troubles. He feels that these issues keeping arising because he refuses to follow the Illuminati Agenda. In his words: “We Are Against the Illuminati at Our Own Detriment”. Here’s the interview

(Video with the quote)

VC, Vigilant Citizen 11 Comments [10/25/2014 5:04:43 AM]
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Submitted By: TemplarJLF
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Quote# 104294

Putin has said to the NWO and it's Jewish controlled banking scam, instead acting in the interest of the Russian people, which is why he is being labeled the bad guy.


ONCE IN DEEP DEBT to the Jew-run IMF, Russia is now a growing prosperous state.

Since Putin’s presidency in 2000, billions have been invested in improving Russian infrastructure and boosting social services.

The top 50 Russian businessmen (and ex-oligarchs) now control only 35% of Russia’s GDP and have virtually no political clout, as Putin has legally purged the Jewish money changers from politics."
[link to www.realjewnews.com]

Anyone who supports NWO is good.
Anyone who opposes NWO is labeled baaaad.


Obama is not the leader of the free world, he is the president of the UNITED STATES, a privately owned corporation created in 1871 by the original jurisdiction government, and the reality is, is that he is not even eligible for the position as he is not a natural born citizen.

United States Code Title 28 Sec. 3002 15(a)

go look it up MorAns

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [10/24/2014 3:27:47 AM]
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Quote# 104293

Robert P. George, a founder of the National Organization for Marriage and vice-chair of the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom, decided that it would be a good idea to appear on Rick Wiles’ “Trunews” yesterday. George may or may not have known that Wiles is an absolutely insane conspiracy theorist, but he might have gotten a hint when, during the interview, Wiles told him that the U.S. and its allies have been secretly training ISIS.

While George said he couldn’t confirm or respond to Wiles’ claims, the End Times broadcaster went on to claim that coalition airstrikes are “just dropping bombs” and deliberately “missing the strongholds” of ISIS.

Before the interview with George, Wiles shared his theory that “‘Ebola Barry’ is deliberately spreading Ebola inside America in a way that would have made Typhoid Mary blush with embarrassment over his brazen ways,” warning that “‘Ebola Barry’ is also ‘Jihad Obama,’ he is now militarizing the response to Ebola and I assure you he has plans for you and me.”

He went on to argue that the government wants to “release a highly contagious virus” that will “contaminate paper money and spread the plague” in order to “destroy the U.S. Dollar” and replace it with the “Amero.”

But Wiles wasn’t done just yet.

He ended the program by predicting that President Obama will stay on as president after his second term comes to an end and will murder millions of Christians just like Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong: “This is the warning for America, you have a dictator, you have a dictator in the White House who is waiting for the opportunity to bring his violence to this country.”

“If Mr. Obama gets his way, if he really is able to do what is in his heart, he will bring unspeakable violence and bloodshed to the soil of America, he will bring civil war, he will bring rioting, his assignment is to destroy the country, he is the destroyer,” Wiles said. “The damage he’s going to do in the next two years will be unbelievable and we have no idea whether he will leave after 2016 or whether there will be anything left for somebody else to govern.”

Rick Wiles, Right Wing Watch 11 Comments [10/24/2014 3:27:27 AM]
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Quote# 104289

To infect a large amount of people (like the population of a large US city) with a bio-weapon like the Ebola virus, drones could be used to spray over-head with ease. Because of the immediacy of infection, the population of cities affect would experience a dramatic reduction nearly instantly. In fact, it would take nearly a week for officials to even respond to this type of pandemic and by that time, thousands of Americans would be have succumbed to the Ebola virus.

Because of the effectiveness of the mortality rate of the Ebola virus, it is the perfect bio-weapon. And if combined with the recent implementation of drones in US skies, could this be a combination we should be concerned about?

Susanne Posel, Occupy Corporatism 13 Comments [10/24/2014 3:20:42 AM]
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Quote# 104284

Alien Mind Control test

just answer the questions ...

Do you...

1. Think humans have reached the pinacle of scientific understanding
2. Trust news agencies governments and scientists
3. Think you are above average intelligence

Do you ...
1. Think that anyone who disagrees with your opinion is a "dumbass" ?
2. Get EMOTIONAL over news issues and "science" ?
3. Think other ethnicities are intellectally inferior ?

Do you ...
1. Think wealth and material goods "define" you ?
2. Think "wars" are necessary evil ?
3. loose your "temper" frequently with strangers ?

Do you ...?

1. Think Extra terrestrials play by your rules and perceptions ?
2. Imagine you are the "architect" of your own destiny ?
3. play by "the rules" ?

Do you ...
1. pronounce "expertly" and 100% assured of your accuracy
on subjects you have only seen on T.V ?
2. Do you seek to be funny by being critical of everything and everyone ?
3. Argue both sides of any issue being debated or discussed ?

VAEROSPACE, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [10/24/2014 3:09:51 AM]
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Quote# 104283

Barrack Obama is Ganondorf

The evil king from the desert.

Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time has ties with Book of Revelations. Ganondorf ruled for 7 years. Third eye symbolism all over Zelda.

The greatest story ever told, over and over and over and over and over again, the Neverending Story.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [10/24/2014 3:09:17 AM]
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Quote# 104282

Ebola and Aids were created in a Lab in the early seventies and both released in the mid seventies. Both were created for massive population reductions..

They messed up. Aids was a failure,, 40 years later and they only managed to murder just under 40 million people, it was to slow. The mid seventies Bio lab Ebola strain was also a total fuck up. Although it had a ninety percent fatality rate, it killed people in only three days, and so, never had the opportunity to spread as intended. Both were deadly viruses but Aids killed to slowly and Ebola was to fast. You have to feel sorry poor old lucifer, just could not get any one competent to work for him.

So one was to hot and one was to cold to achieve their goals..

After 4 attempts these satanic insane psychopathic retards finally got lucky, they have achieved their goal, one in the middle,, an Ebola bio weapon strain with between a 20 and 40 day incubation period were the patient is contagious before showing any symptoms, with a 75 % fatality rate..

This virus is already all over America, just not revealed to the sheep yet. How are they going to spread it if the sheep are awake and stop going to work and school for example, it just won't spread to the 200 million in America earmarked for termination.

The blackout NOW makes perfect sense. If you believe for one minute than none of the people who were in the Duncan are infected, you are a total moron and unworthy of life.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [10/24/2014 3:09:09 AM]
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Quote# 104265

Winston Churchill was determined to keep India a part of the British Empire at any cost. He overlooked no weapon–no matter how insignificant–to accomplish this.

As well as being a master of disguise, Gandhi had another unique talent for a spy: the ability to fast....Churchill loved the idea of fasting and non-violence because it would accomplish absolutely nothing to free India . . . except help his spy Gandhi to lose weight . . . and live longer.

Gandhi went on several long fasts to keep the British in India.

His emaciated frame became an icon around the world.

Churchill the materialist never took much stock in fasting but that discipline is a vital part of Hinduism. When Westerners visit India seeking the "wisdom" of the Hindu gurus, they tell them to go on long fasts and then they will be able to make contact with the unseen powers of the universe.

Fasting for power over Satan is also highly recommended in the Holy Bible but it tells us not to advertise when we fast. The Messiah of Israel said:

“Moreover, when you fast, do not be like the hypocrites, with a sad countenance. For they disfigure their faces that they may appear to men to be fasting. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face, so that you do not appear to men to be fasting, but to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly." (Matthew 6:16-18).

The emaciated frame of Gandhi spinning a yarn became famous throughout the world.

Gandhi forced Subhas Chandra Bose to resign from the Presidency!!

Subhas Chandra Bose was the real hero of Indian independence and the true FATHER of the Indian Republic. From the very beginning of his quest for Indian freedom from British oppression, he was mightily opposed by Gandhi . . . even to the stratagem of having him poisoned.

In February 1938, Subhas Chandra Bose was elected President of the 51st session of the Indian National Congress.

Under his leadership, a united India was on the road to true freedom.

Gandhi opposed him mightily even resorting to poison!!


Subhas Chandra Bose would never have agreed to the partition of India into warring factions. The partition of India caused a dreadful civil war between Hindus and Muslims. Gandhi's answer to the millions who were uprooted from their homes was to FAST.

Jawaharlar Nehru worked with Gandhi for the partition of India and he was Prime Minister from 1947 to 1964.

Muhammad Ali Jinnah was the first "Muslim" governor-general of the newly created nation of Pakistan.

Both men trained as spies in Britain!!

In 1947, India was partitioned and 2 hostile nations were created where one nation had existed for 4,500 years. The British divide and rule strategy was applied, with Hindus, Sikhs, and Muslims divided along ethnic lines.

After the partition in 1947, a further partition took place in 1971 with the creation of Bangladesh. More countries mean more wars and wasteful military expenditures which could be used to improve the lives of the people.

British Secret Service agent Gandhi underwent pagan cremation on January 31, 1948.

A memorial to the spot where he was cremated now exists at Raj Ghat.

Subsequently, mighty man Mahatma Gandhi was canonized by most of the world's religions.

The false religion of Hinduism teaches an endless cycle of rebirth or reincarnation, until a soul merges with the divine essence of the universe. Cremated or buried, all will be resurrected on the Last Day:

The great day of JEHOVAH is near, it is near, and hasteth quickly, even the voice of the day of JEHOVAH: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly (Zephaniah 1:14).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 12 Comments [10/23/2014 2:09:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 104263

Baha'i Faith the Religion of the NWO

Social principles
The following principles are frequently listed as a quick summary of the Bahá'í teachings. They are derived from transcripts of speeches given by `Abdu'l-Bahá during his tour of Europe and North America in 1912. The list is not authoritative and a variety of such lists circulate.

Unity of God
Unity of religion
Unity of humanity
Unity in diversity
Equality between men and women
Elimination of all forms of prejudice
World peace and a New world order
Harmony of religion and science
Independent investigation of truth
Principle of Ever-Advancing Civilization
Universal compulsory education
Universal auxiliary language
Obedience to government and non-involvement in partisan politics unless submission to law amounts to a denial of Faith.
Elimination of extremes of wealth and poverty
With specific regard to the pursuit of world peace, Bahá'u'lláh prescribed a world-embracing collective

The Bahá'í International Community is an agency under the direction of the Universal House of Justice in Haifa, and has consultative status with the following organizations:

United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF)
United Nations Development Fund for Women (UNIFEM)
United Nations Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC)
United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP)
World Health Organization (WHO)
The Bahá'í International Community has offices at the United Nations in New York and Geneva and representations to United Nations regional commissions and other offices in Addis Ababa, Bangkok, Nairobi, Rome, Santiago, and Vienna. In recent years an Office of the Environment and an Office for the Advancement of Women were established as part of its United Nations Office. The Bahá'í Faith has also undertaken joint development programs with various other United Nations agencies. In the 2000 Millennium Forum of the United Nations a Bahá'í was invited as the only non-governmental speaker during the summit.

Is Obama a Muslim?

I dunno, he kinda seems more like this.

However, this religion was initially viewed as a sect of Islam.

Ouiser, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [10/23/2014 2:07:10 AM]
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