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Quote# 124685

[What won't be socially acceptable in 50 years?]

climate alarmism - will have to find some other excuses for extortion.

Josh Roberts, Facebook 0 Comments [2/19/2017 7:48:32 PM]
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Quote# 124655

Trump Mental State Crumbling As He Compares Himself To Abe Lincoln And Calls Newspapers Fake News

President Trump continues to show signs of not handling the presidency mentally well. During his campaign rally in Florida, Trump compared himself to Abe Lincoln and quoted Thomas Jefferson to suggest that all newspapers are fake news.

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Trump Compares Himself To Lincoln While Claiming All News Is Fake

Trump said, “The dishonest media, which has published one false story after another, with no sources even though they pretend they have them. They make them up in many cases. They just don’t want to report the truth…Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, and Abraham Lincoln, and many of our greatest presidents fought with the media and called them out oftentimes on their lies. When the media lies to people, I will never ever let them get away with it.”

The President continued, “In fact, Thomas Jefferson said nothing can be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself, he said, becomes suspicious when put into that polluted vehicle.”

Donald Trump, PoliticusUSA 2 Comments [2/19/2017 3:53:22 AM]
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Quote# 124654

At his rally in Melbourne, Florida on Saturday, Pres. Donald Trump listed a terror attack that never happened as part of the rationale for his controversial anti-Muslim travel ban.

In defending his executive order banning Islamic refugees and travelers from 7 Muslim-majority countries from entering the U.S., Trump said, “When you look at what’s happening in Germany, when you look at what’s happening last night in Sweden — Sweden! Who would believe this? Sweden!”

“They took in large numbers, they’re having problems like they never like they never thought possible,” he went on.

However, there was no terror attack in Sweden on Friday. Perhaps, as some Twitter users suggested, the attack in Sweden happened in the same parallel universe as Kellyanne Conway’s fictitious “Bowling Green massacre.”

Donald Trump, Raw Story 2 Comments [2/19/2017 3:53:12 AM]
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Quote# 124644

[Note: Posted on February 18, 2017]

150m meteor set to hit Earth TONIGHT

You won't see this in MSM. I am a research associate at an observatory in Argentina, and today it was discovered that a previously unknown space rock, now catalogued as ARD-175a, 150-200 meters in length, is on collision course with the Earth in approx 14-16 hours. Make no mistake, the chance for miss is all but 8%. Northern hemisphere is greatest target although actual destination is depending on time of arrival. Prepare as this could be the one.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [2/18/2017 12:57:20 PM]
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Quote# 124643

Here's the situation. Trump broke ties with the Illuminati to restore the old order and prevent the new. He wanted to end the notion that globalization is the best way forward, that a more diverse society is better, and that creating a welfare state is progress. All of these were key Illuminati objectives. Now that he's president and defied the odds of getting elected, he is dismantling the Illuminati, but the order will not go down without a fight. It has mobilized every resource it has to ensure that Trump's presidency is a short one. The media, celebrities, and corrupt foreign powers are all working to stop the Donald. Their goal is simple, force him to resign or get an impeachment.

As we write this, little is known about what is truly happening in the Trump White House. The media cannot be trusted and deciphering fact from fiction is difficult with all of the Illuminati agents creating bogus stories. What we do know is that the firewalls are up. It's not that Trump doesn't want to be transparent, it's that he can't be. Transparency requires an honest media or it fails. How can anyone know what Trump wants to do when the media is a bad joke.

What's even scarier is how the media is beginning to manipulate stories through computer imaging. Technology has advanced to where CGI can replicate humans in live action movies. You can bet the Illuminati is creating fake images and then broadcasting them across the airwaves to feed us a lie. That press conference on February 16th was probably fake, a CGI orchestration that took months to produce. You can also bet that Trump's Twitter has been hijacked by the Illuminati. This is a scary time. The president may be completely isolated and unable to enact policy as the fake media has rewritten the narrative.

When this actually occurred is anyone's guess. It may have occurred a few days ago or even a couple of weeks ago. We do know that Trump was sworn in and moved into the White House. All else is complete mystery. The meetings with foreign dignitaries could have been faked. We believe the executive orders were real. The Illuminati would not tolerate such things.

Everything feels strange now, like a blackout has enveloped the world. There is a war going on with Illuminati trying to return things back to its idea of normal. Difficult times are ahead but do not trust the lies the order is spewing. To conclude, Trump is being attacked on all fronts. They are trying to force him to resign. His cabinet may have been infiltrated, and the media is using CGI to make its lies appear convincing.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 1 Comments [2/18/2017 12:57:14 PM]
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Quote# 124642

Do You Believe the Moon is Real? Because Analysis Shows it Might be a Hologram

Recent studies of the moon have revealed a strange anomaly in the form of a lunar wave that has led some UFO enthusiasts and analysts into believingthat the Moon is in fact a hologram.

A new theory has emerged after more people analyzing the Moon using high-definition telescopic cameras saw that the image they were receiving through the scope was perturbed by what they call a “lunar wave”.

Mr. Crow did a great job in capturing this moment, along with other eleven people. He claims that the “lunar wave” is an anomaly usually encountered while projecting an image, thus speculating about the possibility of the Moon being an actual hologram.

At first, the malfunction of the camera was considered, but after analyzing the bizarre phenomenon for a couple of weeks, he concluded that the line interfering with the Moon’s surface is not due to the “pixelation or shredding of the signal”, but it’s an actual “organic line.”

If the projection comes from space or from planet Earth, we are yet to find out, but current analysis only point towards the obvious anomaly known as “the lunar wave” and a few more evidence revealed by some Russian scientists.

Known as a reliable source when it comes to UFO disclosure, revealing never before seen footage of chem planes and orb UFOs, Mr. Crow tries to solve the lunar mystery. He said the following:

“I have been at this for a long time, I have been relentless in my search and in filming and observing the moon and everything that happens and it is true, from the people I have talked to, and there are other people talking about the moon being a hologram, and quite a few people are aware of this.”

After the groundbreaking footage was released, Mr. Crow tells how he has been contacted by three individuals occupying positions allowing them to have access to extended knowledge about things than are normally forbidden to the rest of the population. He was told that he is on the right track, but at the same time he received critics and defaming interpretations of his work. Could his theory regarding the Moon being a hologram actually prove to be true?

Well, as a matter of fact Mr. Crow is a rational and well educated person, and if we check his theory better, it sounds quite convincing:

“My guess is that when the Moon is in its quarter phases, or slivers, or other things, you are actually looking at the Moon. I think that when it starts to get full or well-lit on the face, they cover it with a hologram so we can’t see what they are doing under there… It’s not what you think it is, I can tell you that it’s not just a rock in space… there’s a lot going on up there.”

UFOHOLIC, UFOHOLIC.COM 3 Comments [2/18/2017 12:57:08 PM]
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Quote# 124638

What will happen next, if Trump is a Real Deal. Pizzagate and everything. Simple as this:

Pizzagste is the most important thing. It touches every country in the world, and we are on the verge of exposing unbelivable things about this horrible ritual. If exposed as it really is, it is going to change whole World.

We are on a good road.

With obama and others before him, i couldnt never imagine President calling "CNN as fake news", because CNN was on their side. Doing fake news for elite. One big point for President Trump.

Electing people mostly for their skills, none by favors/pay to play. Like first one, this is not business as usual. Second big One for President Trump.

Why it is good thing media is silent about pizzagate?
Possibilities Trump has heard about this subject? Close to 1, lets say 99,8%?

Now, seeing your current President making decicions, and acting like no president before, what is the Trumpiest way to deal with the biggest thing, the thing what will change the history, and make him a Legend? He has the smartest man and especially women digging on pizzagate. They are interviewing people, hollywood stars, everyone they can.

Why do you thing people like Madonna, James Franco and Jack Black are suddenly losing their minds when weeks and days past? They are scared for their lifes. I think meltdowns like Madonnas are going to glimb.


Beating, mutilating and fucking childrens, that you can use victims adrenaline and other chemically rich young blood for your own well being. I believe this ritual and reaction is like a drug, and i fear its the oldest and most addictive one too.

Thinking with common sense, Trump must be on thus subject, and has to have same conclusion. This kind of thing cant go viral before they act. If thousands of people are connected to this, it needs time to gather all the sick twists, and its not really helping if any of this is publicially out before they are truly ready to expose this. They need to have a way to deal with reactions and all the different consequenses when pizzagate is known by everybody. We might have problems with many different levels, starting with puke, when this goes viral.

I know President Trump is the man to do this. So_much_winning.

Atticus-, Godlike Productions 5 Comments [2/18/2017 10:48:56 AM]
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Quote# 124633

The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!

Donald Trump, Twitter 8 Comments [2/18/2017 10:48:21 AM]
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Quote# 124609

Supposed missions to Mars faked, dummied down or data misrepresented? Consider, the twin Viking mission of the mid 1970s. Both landers carried experiments to scoop up Martian dirt and examine it for signs of life. Evidences were found. Not what was expected, but evidences were found and subsequently denied to be the sought signs. Which was true in that regard. Fast forward to today: when was the last time that an earnest search for life was done in the Martian dirt? Well, that would again be back with the Viking missions. Basically, the Viking missions were a turning point in space exploration that told them too much about what they weren't ready to handle about life in the solar system.

But the real key is that the Viking orbiters discovered the grooves on Phobos that clearly show that they are artificial. The efforts to study the little rock have either not been done or have supposedly failed. Despite the fact that the body has a unnatural orbit--and shouldn't even be there--and that it has less mass that the shape would dictate which tells us that it contains some manner of hollowness. After all of the missions, we probably know less about Phobos than Titan which has only been approached by one probe. The official mapping of the surface of Phobos was decades late in being released.

So, yeah. There has been shenanigans about Mars from the beginning. The Russians aimed to find life on Venus and shot their wad that direction, and we chose Mars, the jackpot. Too bad the eventual Russian missions to Mars all failed completely or majorly. Such bad luck they had shooting rockets in that direction. Almost makes you wonder....

Aliensun, Above Top Secret 1 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:08 PM]
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Quote# 124608

Again, the "experts" tell us that the "ice boulder" phenomenon is a "natural" occurrence. But if this is so, why is there no long term historical record (or pre 1945 photographs) of this phenomenon occurring? There is no such long term record (pre 1945) because the ridiculously uniform "ice boulders" are absolutely not natural. The climate engineeres became very active in the polar regions immediately after the end of WWll, historical data confirms this fact. Again, about the ice anomalies being "natural, the "experts" are simply lying, as they are paid to do. We are all swimming in a sea of lies and deception that is propagated by countless individuals in academia, media, and "official sources", who have completely betrayed humanity in exchange for a paycheck and a pension. When will the population reactivate their sense of sanity and reason? When will the population recognize that our geoengineered skies should not look like they do? When will the population face the fact that steel structure high-rise buildings (building 7 on 911) don't just fall down because of an office furniture fire on the lower floors? And why can't the masses discern that miles of shorelines covered with almost perfectly uniform and symmetrical "ice boulders" is completely unnatural?

Dane Wigington, Geoengineering Watch 3 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:04 PM]
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Quote# 124607

Pigs were engineered by ancient aliens in order to serve as vessels for low life entities, dead humans included.

That's why 9 out of 10 esoteric scriptures and the so called "sacred texts" of all mainstream religions strictly discourage the consumption of pork.

Domestic pigs are genetically modified so that their molecules and atoms resonate in a frequency that attracts deceased lowlife shitbags to occupy and be imprisoned in their bodies.

Whoever taught humans to farm pigs and eat them, knew exactly the destructive implications, physical and mainly metaphysical.

Ancient aliens 101, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [2/17/2017 5:26:00 PM]
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Quote# 124605

As a citizen from a country that has been targeted by Soros organized protests and color revolution, I can tell you what to expect in the period going forward. Trust me I've seen this professional protestors backed by Soros in action for years now. We even have a word for them here in Macedonia, we call them 'Sorosoids'.

Anyway, I'll try to be short but concise.

1. Expect the media to continue it's lies and propaganda against Trump. They will literally blow shit out of proportion. You have to stay vigilant.

2. The protests will also continue. More importantly, they will be waiting and pouncing on every 'mistake' that Trump may or may not do, even if he does not they will make one up. They will spin something and present it as a cause to riot. Especially look out for groups like BLM, and emotionally charged events like mass shootings. etc. They will use that to portray Trump in a bad light. Also if there ever is a legitimate reason for people to protest during Trump's presidency - they also will be there( i.e. hijacking a legitimate protest). In short, their goal will be moar protests, moar riots, moar violence. They will even go as far as to provoke the police shamelessly. Something similar as you have seen in Project Veritas videos.

3. Expect democrats to sabotage the work of Trump at every corner. In my country the Soros backed political party did some pretty childish things - like literally flooding the parliament with papers/laws that made no sense - just so that they could delay the passing of a law proposed by the ruling party. I don't know if this is possible in US, but if it is expect something of the sorts.

4. This might be less likely to happen especially in the early stages, but I won't rule it out. Remember they can leak emails/phone calls too. It will take some time though, maybe a few years, so that they can gather enough info that can be used against Trump or his administration. This does not necessarily mean that they will be waiting for Trump to say something bad - but rather after say 2 years worth of phone calls/emails they can cut out conversations and present to the public in a way that might imply that Trump did, or plans to do something unlawful/corrupt/bad. This strategy also ties with no.2 as this could be a cause for even more protest/riots.

5. Expect foreign/european libtards who are still in power to endorse the anti trump sentiment, although I think that they are not that serious of a threat, as they themselves face similar movements like Trump's in their own countries and elections are looming there as well.

6. Part of this whole asymmetrical assault on Trump could also be false flags. Depending on how desperate they are, they could very well play this card too. Look out for terror attacks/shootings done by right winger whites. They will aim to create anger/fear/revolt and blame these kinds of events as a direct result of Trumps presidency.

Thta would be it I guess, I will update if something else comes to mind.

Just Remember they will try to provoke violence as much as possible, do not fall for this. Any and all violence during Trumps presidency will be used against him by the Media/NGO's.

Wei Wu Wei, Godlike Productions 0 Comments [2/17/2017 5:25:50 PM]
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Quote# 124603

Phallic-Worshipping Masonic Jews Try to Control the World

Ungodly Masonic Jews control the world. Present-day, manmade, Masonic Jerusalem (established in 1948) is “THAT GREAT CITY” of Revelation 17 which fornicates with the kings (nations) of the world. Just As Sodomites Forced Sex In Genesis 19 Upon the Innocent, Masonic Jews Force Homosexuality On The World (Albert Pike wrote about “Holy Orgies” amongst upper level Freemasons). If you find this claim of Freemasons being homosexuals a bit odd, please consider that their official symbol is an erect male phallus (e.g., The Washington Monument, which is a giant erect 666 foot tall penis in our nation's capitol). High-level Freemasons are demented individuals. This satanic religion of male penis-worshipping originated back in pagan Egypt. Few Bible students ever realize that Nebuchadnezzar's 90' x 9' obelisk image in Daniel chapter 2 was a giant erect phallus! The obelisk is a symbol of occult power and ruthless aggression against anyone who gets in their way. Truly, Satan is the god of this evil world.

Christian believers need to be aware of these truths, so we don't sinfully go along and support them. Some retarded churchgoers actually believe that it is God's will to support the New World Order. No Christian should ever vote for a U.S. President, because they are all pre-selected by Freemasons. No Christian ought ever join the Freemasonry cult. It is satanic, and you're deceived if you don't know that. Freemasons are prohibited from praying “IN JESUS' NAME” at lodge meetings. I'm sure there are exceptions, but their official position is that it is not allowed, lest other members feel ostracized. Freemasons worship “The Great Architect,” which is an all-encompassing, vague, one-size-fits-all, false god. You cannot be right with God and be a member of Freemasonry, I don't care how noble their cause may seem at times. Satan is a beautiful liar!

I don't hate anybody. I love all Jews. This issue of Masonic Jews is not a matter of Jewry; but rather, of a Luciferian conspiracy to control the world. If that seems weird to you, look at the back of any U.S. one-dollar bill. Those are all Masonic occult symbols, which basically mean the Antichrist is coming, and in order to succeed when he comes, the sinful world needs to be prepared to receive the man of sin. Why do you think all manner of sexual perversion is being promoted today in society? Recently, someone started a rumor online that Taylor Swift is a high priestess in the Church of Satan, which is an obvious hoax. I sincerely believe it was done deliberately to hide my article on “Taylor Swift And Satanism,” which was at the very top of Google for a long time. Luciferians know how to hide THE TRUTH. The American public is as woefully dumb as can be.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 2 Comments [2/17/2017 5:25:33 PM]
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Quote# 124587

What we euphemistically call “the mainstream media” are not mainstream at all. They (and I use “they” advisedly because “media” is a plural noun) have little in common with Main Street. Collectively, they are part of an insular culture of elitists who actually believe they have a monopoly on truth, when, in fact, they only have a monopoly on hubris.

I don’t have any statistics to prove this theory, but here it is: What we call the “mainstream media” are the biggest purveyors of “fake news” in the universe. Why? Because of audience size and reach, and because they long ago dropped all but pretense at seeking objective truth. They don’t even believe in objective truth – except when it comes to their own narrow opinions.

How else can one explain, for instance, their complete sell-out to the fraud of man-made, catastrophic, carbon-driven climate change? They sell it like a religion. If one is even skeptical of this ideologically driven fear-mongering, then one is a rube, a “denier,” a bumpkin, a barbarian, a buffoon. The theory is devoid of evidence. It is nothing more than a tool of those who seek to create a new economic order under the control of a ruling global elite.

Of course, what would the gilded purveyors of reality have to say about that accusation? “Conspiracy theorist!”

You see, under the rules of “fake news” hysteria, differences of opinion, differences in perspective, differences in worldview are tantamount to heresy, which today calls for figuratively burning your opposition at the stake.

Joseph Farah, WND 6 Comments [2/16/2017 8:29:34 PM]
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Quote# 124582

The Lego Movie was very entertaining. The animation and story were very fun to watch. With that said, however, the symbolism (both obvious and subtle) was disturbing. We'll start with the more blatant Illuminati marks, and that's the Octan corporation. To Lego enthusiasts, Octan is the automotive and oil company in the city and town toy lines, but in the movie it's an all encompassing business that controls everything. At one point, the main characters (Emmet and Wyldstyle) go over the number of industries that Octan leads in the Lego world. Those include music, movies, food, and construction. In other words, the company controls the media just like the Illuminati does in ours. There's more to it than that as well. Toward the film's beginning as Emmet embarks on his morning commute, a helicopter flies across the screen carrying an advertisement for Octan. It says "I've got my eye on you". Again, this is the more obvious symbolism. Let's move on to the subtler messages.

These can be found in the film's plot. As the story progresses, the Lego world is revealed to be the creation of an adult brick enthusiast with a very literal mind that craves order and dreads creativity. On the other side is the enthusiast's son who wants to let his imagination run wild and build whatever he wants regardless of whether it conforms to certain themes. This struggle between father and child is a metaphor for the Illuminati wanting to impose a new order and take away our freedom. The movie's villain, "Lord Business", is literally a metaphor for the NWO. According to Wyldstyle's brief history lesson, the various realms of the Lego world (city, castle, wild west, pirates, and space) were once free to intermingle and do as they please. That changed once Lord Business came to power and isolated the individual themes.

That wasn't all. Lord Business was even planning ultimate tyranny by wanting to lock everyone in place with super glue or the "Kragle" as he called it. This was to occur on "Takos Tuesday", and Business was actively using the airwaves to brainwash the citizenry into thinking that something awesome was going to happen. Only the intervention of Emmet prevented this nightmare and freed the Lego world for good. Now, here's the rub. If Octan and Lord Business are representing the Illuminati, shouldn't they win given that The Lego Movie is a Hollywood production? That's where this movie falls in the center category for symbolism. The Illuminati want to let us know that they're in control while not giving away too much. The order knows it's evil but also realizes that people don't want to see it... yet. That's why good triumphed this time. However, when the New World Order comes to power, there will be no good guy swooping in to save the day.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 1 Comments [2/16/2017 3:35:20 PM]
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Quote# 124581

Humanoid star friends in my house

Hello everyone!

My story might be pretty long as I write it, but I will be grateful for your patience. I apologise if there are some mistakes in my writing, I am not a native English speaker. I come from a very small country in Europe and we have no forums on UFO's, so I am happy that I can share my experience here.

The biggest mystery of my life began when I was around 2-4 years old. I remember at least 3 times being put in front of the apartment building where my family used to live and not remembering what just happened and basically having no memory what so ever. The only thing I know is that I was playing outside and then I did not recall anything. Suddenly I was standing in front of my apartment building and I didn't remember who I was, what just happened and who my parents were. The only thing I knew was that I had to go home, but I couldn't remember where exactly home was although I was standing in front of it. So this has happened at least 3 times in my life when I was a child. Ever since this was a huge mystery for me until few days ago when I found out.
After the happenings mentioned above, I do not recall any other physical experiences. All I know is that my dreams were always super vivid and meaningful. I have seen a huge spaceship in my dream state and other interesting things but the only beings I remember seeing are human kind.
Anyways, the most interesting part begun approximately 3 weeks ago. I was sleeping at night and I felt an extremely weird physical feeling in my body, as if I was not just paralyzed, it felt as if I was under an influence of some sort of radiation. I could have woken up but I felt that I better not, I just continued sleeping. The next day I just knew that that was nothing like sleep paralysis or anything I had ever felt before. I just knew it was them. I had bruising on my left arm under my armpit and a spot under my shoulder that hurt for 2 weeks and felt like a deep injection could have been done there.
Around that time I started seeing transparent energies moving around in my house. They look like air vibrations moving around. Just like the top of a candlelight where the hot air is vibrating. I knew those were beings of some sort, but boy was I freaking out...They were all around me whenever I was sitting or laying still, usually in my bedroom while feeding my baby or putting him to sleep. They were usually surrounding me, I noticed many of them, at least 4 I assume. Their energy was cold and sometimes I felt cold foggy cloud around me. I sensed they were doing something with my energy field, my aura and my ears were ringing and buzzing mildly whenever they were present. But at that time I still didn't know who the heck they were. Sometimes I felt like they are talking to me in my head in English language which made no sense to me and I just thought that it's me playing mind tricks on myself.
3 days ago I visited a very loving, powerful and talented psychic to whom I trust and know 100% that the information she shares with me is true, she has proven it big time. My main question was about these beings. So here is what I found out...
I happen to be one of them. She said they were humanoids but she herself didn't know what that word meant. She said that when they visited me, there were lights in my room. Right in that moment I just sat there and my heart was racing, because it all meant that it's for real. She called a name of my younger cousin saying that she is also one of them and they are visiting her as well. She could not possibly know my cousins name, this just proves that she is not talking nonsense. She said that they are visiting me often.
After the psychic visit I went home absolutely happy and thrilled. I gave them permission to continue doing whatever they need to do. The next day while sitting in my lectures I started seeing colorful auras around people. I have a feeling that they are cleaning my bio field and helping me raise my vibrations.
For the last 6 months or so I feel like I am being tested in my dream state. I feel like I am some sort of warrior in my dreams, I fly, run and do all kinds of learning together with other young people. This happens every night since they are here in my house. Last night I had a dream where I asked them to show me how do they live here in my house. They showed me that basically their "room" is under my house. This explains the weird electricity struggle we had few weeks ago in our basement and a slight vibration underground that I felt under my bed at night.
I really want to see what they look like, but they won't show. I am constantly asking them to show me at least something physically, just to make a nice memory before they leave.
If anyone has had a similar experience or has the slightest clue of what these people might be called, please share the info!
P.S. Almost all my birthmarks are triangular shaped, many of them perfectly precise, two triangles on my face as well. I have a feeling that this might be connected to them as well!

Wildlove, Alien Abduction Help 4 Comments [2/16/2017 3:35:11 PM]
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Quote# 124580

On 911 the United States was attacked by both internal and foreign elements in an act of war. Then, in what is a most astounding consequence the perpetrators, pro-Israeli Jews and Zionist secret service agencies, such as the Mossad and Shin Bet, were never attacked but, rather, the enemies of the culprits: the people of Islam. How absolutely clever, yet outright treacherous, this was of these Jewish elements to orchestrate this, to immunie themselves while falsely blaming those who resist arch-Zionist crimes. On 911 Mossad elements even attempted to lay blame on the Palestinians, calling in messages to emergency services of seeing ‘Palestinian men with sheikh (bedouin) dress mixing a bunch of junk in a drum.’ As the buildings were being blown to smithereens these Zionists, in this case Israeli spies, even attempted to make a scene, jumping up-and-down on top a van, acting as if they were thrilled at the idea of the explosions of the buildings. Through this, they attempted to pain the Islamic people are ruthless and bloodthirsty when, clearly, the only truly bloodthirsty ones are the Zionist criminal minds themselves.

In fact, at this time Lower Manhattan was infested with Zionist agents, many in the country illegally with false passports. It was they who set and detonated the bombs as agents for the high-level Zionist hierarchy, the arch-terminally corrupt Rockefeller and Rothschild cabals. The fact is Rockefeller owned the WTC and hated it. The buildings were money-sinks and were real albatrosses. He attempted to gain ‘legal’ rights to demolish the buildings in the late 1990s, but the New Jersey Port Authority denied the court filing for risk of asbestos contamination. So, Rockefeller and his collaborators conceived of a ruse to detonate the buildings, while blaming it on Islam using proxy Israeli agents as the henchmen.

Clearly, it was the Zionists who did this. No Muslims were involved. In fact, Islamic people were slaughtered, along with primarily Christian people but also Hindus and a few Jews. There were essentially no Israeli deaths, even though, typically, the WTC complex is infested with them. They had all been fully warned to abandon the region. No one else received such warnings.

drkresearch, No Disinfo 0 Comments [2/16/2017 3:34:55 PM]
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Quote# 124579

HAARP is a mimic of the human heart's Harp

Ego = ELF. Spirit = Self.

In cause and effect, cause as first thought, world destruction is not just by action, but by the power of thought, word, feeling and intention. Chaos is not cosmic, but by first cause ignorance. The magnetic cosmic energy is interwoven with humans and their planet. Higher feeling and intention produces improved word and resulting actions.

It's the habitual ego itself, the over used survival mechanism, that is the attachment to stubbornness. It senses rising love naturally because it feels the penetrating wave of light. It seeks to maintain control and has a primal instinct in the DNA to its evolved limitations. Collective ego as vibratory ELF is the Demiurge that seeks to maintain control.

The weather, atmosphere and earth are products of thought that intertwine with human and cosmic vibrations. Living in more awareness of the power of thought, grows stronger influence. First thought higher is order in musical harmony.

Pavana, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [2/16/2017 3:34:44 PM]
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Quote# 124577

By God's grace, if you trust my opinion, I am going to share with you what I believe to be the real story behind the now developing New World Order (i.e., a one world system of world government). I like to cite as many sources as possible. Let's face it, anybody can say anything, but that doesn't make it true. I will try to prove my teachings, for your benefit. This article just may be one of the most important I've ever written, as it cuts to the heart of the New World Order. Most Christians today are woefully ignorant of the things I am going to teach you. Consequently, they are actually supporting Satan's New World Order. As believers, we ought to fight against spiritual wickedness, not promote it!

You also need to understand that President Donald Trump is not America's friend. He won't restore America's greatness. Transgendered bathrooms aren't going away. Same-sex perversion is here to stay. Abortion won't be made illegal. Hollywood is only going to wax worse and worse. No nation can truly be “great” unless it's good. When our nation was good, we had great churches. Today's churches are lukewarm, worldly, indifferent toward the purity of God's Word, confused concerning the Gospel, even denying the inspiration of the King James Bible.

We have no real culture or freedom anymore. You are a slave, whether you want to admit it or not. We are slaves to the Wall Street banks, which is why you have to pay $350,000 for a decent home and pay for it for the rest of your life. Even the highest leaders in our nation are totally helpless to stop the banks. Think about that! No one can stop the Federal Reserve. Many have tried, but failed. Lest you missed it, Mr. Trump is not keeping his promise to “drain the swamp”; but in fact, is filling the swamp with more Goldman Sachs scum, as if the 37 former Goldman Sachs employees that President Obama hired weren't enough!!! Not all Americans are dumb! Please see: Lying Conman Donald Trump Hiring Goldman Sachs Executives After Anti-Wall Street Rhetoric. While campaigning for the presidency in 2016, Mr. Trump boldly talked a lot of big talk about giving control of Washington back to the American people, and ridding the White House of insider lobbyist interests.

If you go online to verify Mr. Obama hiring 37 Goldman Sachs employees, the first website that comes up on Google is “FactCheck.Org,” which was started by the Annenberg Foundation, which is owned by a Jewish family. Talk about deception! It's just more disinformation, misinformation and outright lies. America, you are under attack! You are the victim of the Zionist-controlled media, who are owned and controlled by elite Masonic Jews, and their goal is to manipulate your family, make you their whore for the rest of your life, and exploit everything you have to build their New World Order. Literally, they want to control the world, awaiting their false messiah, the Jewish Antichrist.

If you think I've lost it, please research as I have done for thousands of hours, then disagree with me. I get so sick of wicked people disagreeing with me, who have never read a single book on the subject at hand. Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is right, “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge!” Today's ungodly pastors, even after being warned about the Devil's Bible revisions, still couldn't care less. They just keep enjoying the good life, parasiting off Christianity for a salary. I am going to share some information with you in this article, which will open your eyes if you'll let it. Pray for God to help you see THE TRUTH. Our churches today have been deceived, suckered into Dispensationalism, that idolizes manmade Israel and the Jews. Dr. Cyrus I. Scofield was hired by Masonic Jews to create Dispensationalism, with the intent of tricking the churches to support the rebirth of Israel (which happened in 1948), which was put there by Masonic Jews, not God. I worship the God of Israel, not Israel.

Ungodly Masonic Jews Exert Control Over the World

First, we learn in Revelation 17:18 (one of our text verses from the King James Bible) about “THAT GREAT CITY,” which reigns over the kings of the earth. The Greek word for “reigneth” is echo, meaning, “to hold.” The Greek word for “kings” is basileus, meaning “sovereign.” Thus, it doesn't mean that the great city rules over the world's kings; but rather, it exerts control over these sovereign nations, compelling them to do what they desire. We read in Revelation 11:8 about “THE GREAT CITY,” which spiritually is called “Sodom” and “Egypt” (two of the most wicked places in history). The Bible plainly identifies “the great city” as the place “where also our Lord was crucified.” This can only mean JERUSALEM (or, effectively, Jews).

Freemasonry is synonymous with Zionism (i.e., the manmade present-day state of Israel established in 1948). Freemasonry is steeped in Lucifer worship. It's symbol is an erect male phallus (e.g., The Washington Monument, which is 666 inches wide and 666 feet tall). The erect male phallus is a symbol of occult power (that is, the hidden power working behind world governments). This is what the Bible means in Revelation 17:4-5 (our text passage). ...

All wars are pre-arranged by this secret Ruling Cabal which is best defined as the circle of top world Banksters and industrialist run out of the City of London Financial District, a separate country like the Vatican with its own ambassadors and police. These folks claim to be personally anointed by Lucifer himself and some have claimed to have personal alien or demon guides that provide protection and counsel. Thus all wars are Bankster wars and appear to be demonically inspired. Some experts have discovered a strong association with secret esoteric “super-masonic” occult groups which are Luciferian based and this Ruling Cabal.

SOURCE: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/09/02/35-things-the-ruling-cabal-does-not-want-you-to-know/

Please watch the video documentary, MASONIC LODGE OVER JERUSALEM (by Dr. Texe Marrs - HERE'S A BACKUP LINK FOR THE VIDEO IF IT GOES DEAD, as they often do, for telling THE TRUTH). We are going to soon see apocalyptic events foretold in the Holy Bible in the Middle East. An elite group of men in secret societies have grabbed control over the finance, political rulership and religious groups. These men are the Illuminati. They are Jewish. Jerusalem is Biblically called “Sodom” and “Egypt” (two of the most wicked places in history). They have been using the United States as their proxy (to do their dirty work). This is why the Bible says these men have fornicated with the kings of the earth. They are power whores! A “whore” sells herself. The churches today are selling themselves in spiritual whoredom to ecumenism.

Is Freemasonry Jewish? It is controlled by high level Jewish interests. There is irrefutable evidence that Freemasonry is steeped in Lucifer worship. A New York Masonic lodge publication of the B'nai Brith called Woman's Voice (published in 1953) boasted that “Freemasonry is Jewry!” FREEMASONRY IS JEWISH!!! This is important for everyone to understand. Once you've worked your way up to the 16th level in Freemasonry, you're given the title, “PRINCE OF JERUSALEM”!

A FERVENT MASONIC DESIRE TO REBUILD SOLOMON'S TEMPLE IS THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND THE EVENTS OF THE MID-EAST TODAY. ONCE COMPLETED, END TIMES' PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED! (II THESSALONIANS 2:4)

WHO CONTROLS THE ECONOMY? Nearly all Jewish Freemasons! Today the nation of Israel, and the higher level Jewish positions in banking, finance, media, the corporate world, and the higher level positions... ARE ALL HELD BY FREEMASONS!!! The Masonic lodge and Jewry are deeply connected!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 5 Comments [2/16/2017 3:34:24 PM]
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[but LHC was launched first time 2008 and people have experience mandela effects before LCH so arent there conflict on all this]

You aren't thinking outside the box bro. The act of particle acceleration has been around for quite some time. Particle accelerator - Wikipedia

I don't feel this theory would work with Linear accelerators, However, those have been around since the 1920's.

Here is a ring-shaped accelerator from 1935 Germany, Betatron - Wikipedia I feel the theory came before the experimentation. I think CERN had already fully understood the principle and nature of the experimentations they wanted to do, and didn't fully realize this until the LHC. They must have needed a particle accelerator that large for a reason. As for the time displacement itself, I admit, It's there. But. Consider this, Two bubbles, Two realities collide into one by ripping space-time apart in the ring. space (TIME) The effects of this interaction, at least in my opinion, Would affect a multitude of different time periods. Not just time local to the accelerator itself. But, You do bring up an interesting point about the timing. I do feel the Mandela effect was created by CERN, But So many people never consider this as a phenomenon in Time itself bro.

Shadowprophet, Alien Hub 4 Comments [2/16/2017 7:56:26 AM]
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Quote# 124557

Venezuelan authorities have ordered that US broadcaster CNN's Spanish-language channel be taken off air, accusing it of spreading propaganda.

The accusation relates to a report on the channel on alleged passport fraud at the Venezuelan embassy in Iraq.

Venezuela's National Telecommunications Commission (Conatel) ordered "the immediate suspension of broadcasts".

Conatel accused the channel of attempting to "undermine the peace and the democratic stability" of Venezuela.

It did not specifically mention the passport story, but government officials had earlier in the day disputed it at a press conference.

The story was the product of a year-long investigation into allegations that Venezuelan passports and visas were being sold to people in Iraq, including some with terrorism links.

The report alleged that Venezuelan Vice-President Tareck El Aissami was directly linked to the granting of 173 passports, including to members of the Lebanese group Hezbollah, which is designated a terrorist group by the US and other Western powers.

According to Venezuelan media, Conatel urged publishers and journalists to "provide timely and truthful information to our people, adjusted to the values of Venezuelan society".

Conatel (Venezuela), BBC News 6 Comments [2/15/2017 10:54:35 PM]
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Quote# 124543

In yet another concise and well-researched video by HighImpactFlix, it is made painstakingly clear that the legitimacy of the PizzaGate scandal simply cannot be ignored when all the facts are viewed together, which is precisely what both the mainstream media and most public officials are refusing to do, claiming it’s “too ridiculous to acknowledge.” Most of the ardently opposed citizens out there tweeting their hearts out about how “fake news is ruining our democracy,” or whatever the current scare-tactic talking point is today, have either not looked at any of the research–citing that same cop-out logic–or have only seen what the corporate media told them was all there was to see. Such as with the horrendously subjective interview of James Alefantis by Megyn Kelly, previously of Fox News.

Anyone who objectively reviews, even just the entirety of the content within this article, will be left asking themselves how they ever thought this was so “fake.” Then consider cases such as Dennis Hastert and Jeffrey Epstein, or the massive pedophile ring recently exposed in Norway which included lawyers and politicians; or the child sex ring exposed in Toronto with nearly 400 children being rescued, and 348 adults arrested which included teachers, priests, and law enforcement personnel; and in the UK, a recent national police investigation revealed over 1,400 members of a child pedophilia ring, 76 of whom were British politicians at both the local and national level. The point being, the premiss of this investigation being, “too ridiculous to acknowledge” is clearly not only wrong, but willfully ignorant of the facts.

Even when viewed as if the photos below were the only pieces of evidence, many of the more damning photos from Comet Ping Pong‘s now sterilized Instagram account(which have been mysteriously disappearing from every archive on the Internet) can hardly be dismissed away by any rational, compassionate human being. Below are many of the most undeniable images, along with some of the overtly pedophilic art within the Podesta home.

[a list of hyperlinked images in original source]

Ryan Cristian, The Last Vagabond 2 Comments [2/15/2017 2:29:12 PM]
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Quote# 124542

Decoding WTC Oculus Fall Hoax

Some Tarot decks have an all seeing eye (oculus) on The Tower card.

"Like most of the tarot cards from the Crowley Thoth Deck, there is much Egyptian symbolism on the card, like that big eye which is what struck me first. The Eye, which is the eye of Horus, is an Egyptian symbol for the God of Perception. "It represents the state of awakening and of seeing the deeper and authentic aspects of self."

Other decks feature people falling from the tower much like Santos did. It's like they took liberty with mixing in the symbolism. The Tower is the first card on The Economist cover.

Santos means "saints" and the Tower card is usually interpreted as major sudden change and newfound insight. This is consistent with the interpretations given for the Oroville dam (flood of insight) and activation of nobodies in Emerald City. Son of Man (Horus) sews the congregation of saints.

"Daniel 7:13-14 describes how the "Ancient of Days" (God) gives dominion over the earth to "one like a son of man," who is later explained by Jewish scholars as standing for "the saints of the Most High" (7:18, 21-22) and "the people of the saints of the Most High" (7:27). The "saints" and "people of the saints" in turn probably stand for the people of Israel ? the author is expressing the hope that God will take dominion over the world away from the beast-like "nations" and give it to human-like Israel."

The Oculus was "nearly empty"... of course it was, it needed to be to pull off this hoax:

"Her sister accidentally dropped the hat as the pair headed for home inside the nearly empty Oculus about 90 minutes before sunrise, sources said."

Horus the rising sun is coming! Santos fell 30 ft and was 29 years old, just shy of 30. 30 is the age the allegorical Jesus/Horus started his ministry. The zodiacal signs are 30 degrees each so a new sign is entered every 30 degrees (transition to Age of Aquarius).

Most news articles have Santos pictured in a red dress. All I can think about is "the woman in the red dress" from The Matrix. She distracted Neo while Morpheus was educating him on what the matrix is.

The pillars of the WTC gave way to a One WTC representing balance of opposites. Masonic tracing boards have the pillars of Jachin/Boaz (WTC North and South) representing masculine and feminine energies. There is also a middle pillar (One WTC) toped by the all seeing eye of Horus representing balance or the middle path. This hoax seems to be saying that balance of opposites will soon be achieved.

Using twins (what are the odds?! rofl) in this hoax at least points two the two pillars. Remember also that Saturn was in Gemini the Twins when the WTC was opened to the public in 1973 and closed on 9/11.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 1 Comments [2/15/2017 2:29:06 PM]
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Quote# 124540

Are nordic aliens connected to Hitler and the Nazis?

1. For those of you who have done their history, we all know that Hitler loved what he called the "Aryan" race. These are people with blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, tall and muscular etc. and the Nordics fit that image perfectly as we all know what a Nordic looks like, don't we? (Also, Hitler killed anyone who did not look "Aryan")

2. Nazi technology was so vastly superior to everyone else's at the time...and we all know that alien technology is highly advanced, as well (or at least it's supposed to be).

3. Nordic aliens seem to have a bad reputation for being racist, anyway

What do you think?

The Black Panther, Alien Hub 4 Comments [2/15/2017 2:18:50 PM]
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Quote# 124539

Chemtrails...why we have them.

I am an old guy...I know what a vapor trail is, hell been seeing them in the skies for years...till late 80s, been a roofer for 30 years..so I know the what a normal Sun is.

I am also a Sun weather guy and been watching Sun events for 20 years.

I believe when they trail it is for solar management reasons.

A weaken magnetic field is getting worster (my trolling word, we all have one)

we now have a white Sun, many many filaments, and tons of coronal holes now, where we did not have this type of behavior from the sun before.

back in the day they would spray on CMEs that were some what earth directed.

NOW, i see the spraying every tmie the SUN is gearing up a Coronal hole to point at us...was not that way 7 years ago.

as the years have gone by...I have to say with they are worried about the sun and our field.

There is an event coming that they are disparately trying to mitigate..not sure how long you can hold space weather back of fix or Earths force field.

Just saying do what you love..the spraying and space weather are going to change this planet.

This event will be in my life time..I have seen that they are picking up the pace for trailing us...and many other events in space is also speeding up

get right with GOD (if you have one) and do right by your family and friends.

Myself..stop working in 2010 and just enjoying my time i have left.

working and playing good consumer only helps the elites build their bunkers with my money..the signs are all around you if you care to look.

runny nose, Godlike Productions 2 Comments [2/15/2017 2:18:46 PM]
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