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Quote# 103115

The Portuguese Christopher Columbus!!

The Italian Genoese "Christopher Columbus" is just a 500 year old MYTH created by the Vatican to take the place of the real Genoese Discoverer of the New World–John Cabot!!

Washington Irving–a famous 19th century U.S. writer–was just one of the creators of the fictional Christopher Columbus:

Christopher Columbus, or Columbo, as the name is written in Italian, was born in the city of Genoa, about the year 1435. He was the son of Dominico Colombo, a wool-comber, and Susannah Fonatanarossa, his wife, and it would seem that his ancestors had followed the same handicraft for several generations in Genoa. Attempts have been made to prove him of illustrious descent, and several noble houses have laid claim to him since his name has become so renowned as to confer rather than receive distinction. (Irving, Life & Voyages of Christopher Columbus, p. 17).

According to Irving, Columbus–the son of a wool-comber–was a manual laborer who prepared WOOL for spinning. There is an expression in English: "to pull the WOOL over your eyes" and it means to lie or deceive somebody....That is what Irving did with the wool!!

It is almost impossible to unmask the real Portuguese Columbus without looking at the career of another fake Portuguese discoverer named Ferdinand Magellan.

The 2 greatest fake discoverers in the entire history of the world came from the Vatican created country of Portugal!!

After Zarco arrived in Spain from Portugal in 1487, he joined the witness protection program. That means that he assumed a totally new identity and became known as Christopher Columbus from Genoa, Italy. This was done to protect him from the wrath of the Portuguese and substitute him for John Cabot–the real Genoese Discoverer of the New World.

The Dominican and Franciscan monks normally bitter enemies–cooperated in creating the myth of the Italian Columbus. During the past 500 years, vast fortunes and oceans of ink have been used to perpetuate and keep the myth alive.

We feel confident that Christopher Columbus was Portuguese and that his real name was Salvador Fernandes Zarco and his ancestors were probably VIKINGS!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 15 Comments [9/2/2014 3:30:29 AM]
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Quote# 103112

Okay!! Okay!! Okay!! (in a Joe Peski impersonation) What if for arguments sake that Brown was involved in a 2nd degree murder case. And lets also say that Brown was becoming more and more of a street thug. Does that mean that he should have been gunned down in cold blood!!?? But then too; I believe that Brown was set up by the new world order illuminuttys (illuminati's) to be gunned down in cold blood; to start a race riot. And to use military type weapons and introduce them into the American society.

And if Wilson is found innocent, there will be a bigger riot and race war; which is what the NWO illuminuttys wanted anyway!! This is the 2nd stage of a race war (Trayvon) was the first; where the NWO can break out their military equipment in American cities, so that we can get use to it. And besides, a bigger civil war would even be better for the NWO illuminuttys, as they want to take Americas guns whatever it takes!! Chaos and more chaos is what the NWO illuminuttys want. But the Almighty God of heaven has ministers and preachers that will calm the masses of black people down and return them to their civil peaceful state; and bring peace back to our communities, through much prayer!!

moses787, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [9/2/2014 3:28:44 AM]
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Quote# 103111

Is the 9 year old girl shooting an UZI just a mini-false flag?

Of course many of the other false flags are easy to spot but perhaps this event of the 9 year old girl shooting her instructor is a false flag that will be difficult to prove. It just seems like such a perfect event. I mean for this to be real you have to believe that the parents were filming this happening right before their eyes and that the firearms instructor was actually that stupid. I will need to see the full video for me to believe this one.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 16 Comments [9/2/2014 3:28:27 AM]
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Quote# 103088

You probably believe the bunkers have something to do with continuity of government in the case of a world war. LOL, how gullible you are. The reality is that those bunkers act as secret clone farms, kept far from prying eyes. Each TPTB member's bunker houses at least three dozen healthy, well-fed, genetically identical clones of themselves, raised in captivity from birth.

Every time Cheney's heart starts to fail again, he has the healthiest clone in the farm slaughtered, and the corpse's heart is then transplanted into his own body. All DNA matches perfectly: Zero chance of organ rejection, zero chance of incompatibility, and zero chance of failure.

Liver, kidney, or pancreas failing? Have lung cancer? Not a problem for these guys. They each have an endless supply of perfect replacement organs.

You don't hear about it much, but complete spinal cord and brain-swapping surgery is also completely achievable, and has been performed successfully in experiments on animals many times in the past century. The animal always survives as long as the brain is kept on ice and the surgery is completed in less than 90 minutes. Granted, the animal still dies within a week, but that is just because it's a completely different animal's body. That isn't a problem for Cheney and Kissinger, where their clone's host body is genetically identical to them.

Once these guys get old enough that their entire body has fallen apart beyond the capacity for repair via these patch jobs, they'll simply have their brain and spinal cord directly transplanted into an 18-year-old clone's body whose brain was removed. They'll start over with a completely new identity. Nobody would suspect that a guy who looks vaguely similar to a teenaged Dick Cheney is actually, in fact, Dick Cheney.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [9/1/2014 3:31:47 AM]
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Quote# 103086

There's nothing worse than an ignorant preacher who preaches falsehood with zeal. Please stop blaming Bin Laden for 911. Bin Laden is a face, nothing more. Do you understand that? The true criminals behind 911 needed a villain, a face to associate with the attacks. They needed to give the public and victim's families someone to blame and hate; thus, the evasive Bin Laden (at least he was until 2011 when they faked his capture and burial at sea... and then allegedly murdered all 20 members of Navy seal team 6 just months later to bury all evidence). Think about it... fake capture, fake burial, fake helicopter bombing... no evidence to confirm anything! How convenient. It's basic mind-programming 101. After 911, it was common to see Bin Laden's face in urinals, dartboards and gun ranges. The public fell for it, gullible as can be... those evil Muslims! If you want the truth, you'd better turn off the box (TV) and start researching. Here's the truth...




David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 15 Comments [9/1/2014 3:30:21 AM]
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