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Quote# 118607

Following their discussion of Beyoncé’s brain-eating habits yesterday, conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones and extremist pastor James David Manning moved on to Manning’s belief that President Obama may be the Antichrist.

Jones, who only went so far as to say that Obama is “a precursor” to the Antichrist, insisted that Obama is a Muslim who seeks the deaths of Christians and black people and who “has flies always landing on him” and “is involved in every evil you can imagine.”

“He really is a demonic creature,” Jones said. “His wife is demonic. They don’t act or look like any black people I’ve ever known, or any people for that matter. They just are weird.”

Manning explained that “Obama is the son of Satan” and “the emissary for Satan himself” who is even worse than Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Lenin and Mao Zedong because while those leaders killed millions of people, Obama introduced “spiritual evil” to the world through same-sex marriage. He even said that the New World Order will be “led by Obama” as it establishes its control across the globe.

Jones added that Pope Francis is also “like a demon,” while Manning claimed the late musician Prince was also inspired by Satan.

Alex Jones and James David Manning, Right Wing Watch 5 Comments [4/30/2016 4:21:28 AM]
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Quote# 118606

Yesterday, conspiracy theorist broadcaster Alex Jones claimed that Beyoncé's new album, "Lemonade," was part of an attempt by the CIA to promote violence and attacks on the police, which would in turn allow the federal government to take control over local police forces.

He expounded on this theory in an interview yesterday with far-right pastor James David Manning, urging parents to make sure that their kids aren’t exposed to Beyoncé because she intends to eat their brains.

“I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get them in church, whatever, take them away from Beyoncé, who wants to eat their brain with the CIA, literally,” Jones said, adding: “Obama literally is the killer of black people and they love him.”

Manning, who said he gave Jones’ statements “three-and-a-half Boom Shakalakas,” said “Beyoncé is going to inspire children all across every spectrum to act in a violent way” while, at the same time, literal demons are “promoting” homosexuality “in our schools and in our institutions.”

Jones said that he even saw with his own eyes “literal, devil-worshiping communists” demonstrating in favor of abortion rights turn into satanic lizards: “The black people have a green tone, the white people have a green tone, they are turning into lizards or something.”

The InfoWars commentator said that musicians like Beyoncé and Kesha are funded by nefarious actors “to be anti-family, anti-police.”

Beyoncé’s new music videos, Jones said, “are creating a Jezebel spirit injected into little girls to just be hateful and crazy and unhappy and make sure they die alone.”

Alex Jones and James David Manning, Right Wing Watch 2 Comments [4/30/2016 4:20:46 AM]
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Quote# 118594

[Context: Naz Shah defeated George Galloway in Bradford West ward during the 2015 general election.]

The Zionist movement from Tel Aviv to New York cynically exploited the hapless Shah in order to defeat me. She knew this and gloried in it.

George Galloway, Twitter 2 Comments [4/30/2016 4:14:23 AM]
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Quote# 118582

Obama grew up influenced by homosexuals, black racists, leftist anarchists, attending muslim school, worshipping Allah, smoking mass quantities of dope and snorting cocaine.

It’s no surprise that his primary interests are:

Promoting Homosexualism

Advancing Islam

Demonizing whites

Smoking dope and protecting dope dealers

Transforming America into just another third world Islamo/Communist craphole by eliminating Christianity, capitalism, patriotism, law and order, white history and culture.

Iron Munro, Free Republic 10 Comments [4/29/2016 3:13:20 AM]
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Quote# 118518

[Regarding Hillary Clinton]

It’s not simply that “It’s too bad this has come out since it’ll increase that evil dyke’s appeal among Democrats.” Au contraire, it is NECESSARY that it –and ALL the worms in her infinite can– come out ASAP.

For, just as we know that ‘the Truth will set you free,’ we need to awake as many as possible to the reality of the satanic Broom Hilda becoming POTUS by using every lie & every deception that ever was, or ever will be.

Believe me, as I am privy to what she & her wretched misfit partner-in-crime Billy Blow Bob have done and will do: they’d will sell their parents and child for medical experiments if the payoff were large enough: “The White House regrets to announce the untimely [fat freaking chance!] of the sudden death of [you fill in the names] and know that our prayers are to Satan that we’re never found out!”

As we used to say in VietNam, ‘There it is!’ and welcome to it: the USSA, to be perfected under Broom Hilda and her political bed-fellows [maximum sarcasm].

josephbc69, Fellowship of the Minds 6 Comments [4/26/2016 4:17:32 PM]
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Quote# 118483

PRINCE BLACK OP--=--JOHN DENVER BLACK OP--=--PRINCESS DIANA BLACK OP--=--I was not able to post anything today, other than this

I was not able to post anything today, other than this.

Prince is dead and I do not know what to say about it. He was more aware than most, and may have gone to meet Michael Jackson, who was beyond all doubt murdered. Remember how John Denver died? They said it was because he took off drunk and did not have any gas in his airplane. But what they will not say is that about a week before he made a comment about how as he flew around the wildlife never looked better, with huge herds of elk and an obviously vibrant ecosystem un affected by man.
Prior to making that statement he was a huge voice for the environmental movement, but John Denver woke up and turned on that movement, saying it was B.S. and the Al Gore crowd wanted none of it. About a week later he was dead, defamed as a flying drunk.

Too much has happened to overlook any conspiracy story, especially when Prince was only 57 years old. They are dragging AIDS into the Prince story to defamate him, and frankly I do not buy it. Found dead in an elevator??? YEAH RIGHT.

And just like with Princess Diana, Prince will get top honors in the media, false cover for those who murder prominent people. Speaking of Diana, I saw that car crash practically as it happened on TV. Somehow they got television cameras there within 5 minutes, and she was alive, expressing with her hands a gesture 'how did this happen'. I figured she would live, she did not look that messed up. I think they offed her after the fact to prevent an Arab (Dodi) from making too much positive press before the elite kicked off the war on Islam. They obviously murdered Diana, and gave her a five star burial. But a burial is a burial, stars or not.

The un told part of the Princess Diana story was that the driver and guard in the front of the car were both wearing crash suits and worked for Israeli intelligence. Both survived. Interesting detail that is, and I would guess that after laying low for five years both got their $600,000 payoff, the standard Jew pay for a prominent black op.

OBEY YOUR MASTER OR ELSE!!!, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [4/25/2016 2:00:21 PM]
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Quote# 118482

[Strange Details Behind PRINCE Blood Sacrifice to Baal!! THEY KILLED HIM]

Please note: I do not make any money off of my channel in any way. An ad was placed by RT on this video because I used a clip from RT Ruptly. This video is not profiting from Prince's death. I believe that is very wrong. The video is meant to discuss the parallels of Prince's death on the third day that the arch of triumph was erected in London (April-19-April 21).

The arch of triumph was introduced in London on April 19th (Prince died 1 day before Passover starts). The first night, it was lit up in blood red color. Simultaneously, the Empire State Building was also lit up in blood red color to "celebrate Donald Trump's New York Primary Victory" or so they claimed. Remember, last August the Empire State had a giant image of Kali, the dark mother, beamed onto the side of it.

Prince's death takes place on the third day that the arch of triumph stands in London. There is another prince that is coming into the world, and his beast will receive a deadly head wound, but will come back from the dead. I believe the principalities used Prince to mock the passover of our Lord and Savior, Jesus, who is the passover lamb. They did this as a blood sacrifice.

Blood sacrifices to Baal are not new and have been done for years. Hollywood worships Baal and many celebrities sell their souls to him for fame and fortune. Unfortunately, once the careers of these individuals is over, as it was for Prince, they are sacrificed. This is a part of selling your soul.

EyesWideOpen111, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [4/25/2016 1:59:12 PM]
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Quote# 118472

Prince murdered by illuminati or just a fake death as Bowie? Answer is as simple as this:
What did the illuminati set of tarot cards known as "Daily Mail news" had to say about it ?
Three days before "Prince found dead": "Prince makes surprise appearance at dance event 'to prove he's alive and well' hours after being rushed to hospital"
In other words: no longer need to check the agendas or wait to perform the "public tribute" test.
Illuminati faked Prince«s death, same as as Amy Wneehouse alias Lady Gaga, or countless 2016 exampels, from David Bowie to Viola Beach.

Prince's fake death 2016: Main agenda same as Michael jackson 2009
To set the stage for the mahunt for non.whites and blacks in particular In other words, Prince is in the same cast of black actors where:
- the ethnic indonesian playing suicidde bomber "black Obama" has the leading role;
- other names range from veterans( Al Sharpton to Bill Cosby) to more "dead" (Baltimore "Grey" to Ferguson "Brown")..

Prince and Michael jackson dead: parallel scripts
Prince and Michael Jackson: deaths are not only parallel but also reverse scripts
Both deaths advance the same main agenda, no wonder that both are also staged by the media the same way: as "possibly the greatest ever".

Prince's fake death vs Michael jackson murdered: reverse scripts
When "Prince's wife died at 57", Prince already knew that he was going to also "die at 57, and. same as Cosby, what the main agenda to have him back in the headlines was.
On the other hand Michael jackson didn't know what not only "his doctor Conrad Murray" but also any Jackson family members making headlines after he was sacrificed knew.
In other words: that he would be one of the few illuminati icons murdered by the illuminati.

Prince 2016, Michael Jackson 2009: the flu virus LINK
Why is the gap ias long as 7 years, considering that both acts advance a main agenda that was originally scripted to be completed within two years?
For the same reason that the flu virus had to be renamed a few times: the BIG BANG script had to be postponed again and again since 2009.
Reductionism: this answer also explains why the script has "Prince died with a new flu viirus".
In other words: a secondary agendas include launching yet another "flu virus" psy-op, part of the "super virus pandemic" hoax setting the stage for global vassassination.
Reminder: the stage for global mandatory vaccination was recently renamed from ebola to ZIKA.

How does "dead Prince" advance the race war agenda?
By usimg tje same technique as "Hillary Clinton Benghazi emails" :to suggest the opposite of what is coming or is unfolding.
And that is the best example because there is also a DIRCT link to Hiillary.

Dead Prince, Hillary Clinton, Benghazi emails and NY Primaries: DOUBLE LINLK
1. The timing for Prince's fake death
To divert human cattle from the "results" of the NY primary, the "election" that one day earlier set the impossible milestone for multiplying votes: each Hillary vote was countyed 100 (you read well, ONE HUNDRED) times.

2. "Dead Prince", "Hillary Clinton Benghazi emails": psy-ops based on same technique. .
More precisely to suggest the opposite of what is coming or is unfolding.
- Having the media non-stop repeat that "Prince was a genius" and go as far as have some tell that "Prince was the greatest ever" is part of diverting non-whites and blacks in particular from the coming genocide.
At the same time the pushing the grotesque pf ""Prince superstar" to the limits is also meant to foment racial hatred against blacks.
- "Hillary Clinton Benghazi emails" alias "Clinton under fire" diverts from Clinton's results rigged beyond what human cattle can imagine int their wildest dreams.
Suggesting that "Clinton is about to leave the race in disgrace" is part of having human cattle discard the possibility that "elections" are rigged to have Hitlery win.

18 April 2016 - The Daily Mail was telling the audience what was going to happen:
Prince makes surprise appearance at dance event 'to prove he's alive and well' hours after being rushed to hospital

Last Prophet's words from Apr 9, 2016
"But the script's real location for this milestone was the "Daily Mail", a "news" outlet that reads like an illuminati set of tarot cards.".
Illuminati set a milestone video for truth in plain sight about an ongoing genocide together with the "Pope"'s aannouncement of a visit to Lesbos.
The video psy-op, released Apr 6, 2016, is based on suggesting the opposite of what is coming (for non-white EU and US residents and citizens) and is alrady unfolding (for refugees and migrants entering Europe).
Auschwitz before Lesbos and Homos: Satanic Trilogy of genocidal announcements by "Holy Father".
Video "Greece: Refugee children fight barbed-wire with flowers and tears"

Apr 20, 2016, on Hitler's anniversary: End Times Sign: 3 digits milestone for multiplying votes
New York primaries: Clinton real votes counted 100 times each - milestone for converting real into official results.
Contrast it with Trump's results, generated, by BOTH a multiplier and a divider.

Fake deaths: what the "public tribute" test is:
If no bufffer between public paying tribute and the open casket then we could exclude a fake death:
As this milestone set in Moscow March 2015 shows, an apparently open casket alone is NOT enough.

Fake deaths: contrast David Bowie with Amy Winehouse, Boris Nemtsov and Franklin Roosevelt.

Aug 2014- Ferguson to coming Baltimore riots, "dead" Brown to coming Gray
added Nov 2014: interracial rape culture pause by Bill Cosby

Avian flu 2006: why super virus pandemic HOAX NOT launched as bovine or swine flu

SIMPLE TRUTH, Lunatic Outpost 9 Comments [4/25/2016 3:34:03 AM]
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Quote# 118470

The level of “corruption” (a gentle word for massive treason, mass-murder, trillions of stolen taxpayer dollars and numerous heinous unthinkable crimes) is staggering in the U.S government. Of course, this is all sanctioned by Zionist lobbyists and the Frankfurt Illuminati Jews themselves, since they are the perpetrators behind it ill. ...

My friend, the Rothschild-led International Banking Cartel is behind every subversive agenda eating away at America today, particularly the morals and stability of our youth. As you just read, the banking cartel control the media and entertainment.

This is why Taylor Swift started off as a good girl, wearing long dresses, the kind of girl most parents would like their daughter to be; but now she has stripped down her clothes, opening her crotch in her recent video, “BAD BLOOD”! In the video a perverted man is looking up her skirt, as she sticks her private area in his face! This is the sicko trash being pushed off on our youth today. If that offends you (and it should), then this will shock you. The Illuminati (aka, Freemasons, Rothschilds, Wall Street, international banking barons, Zionists, Communists, et cetera) are behind the moral subversion of the United States. They are behind the legalization of same-sex perverted unions (they're not marriages in God's eyes). Why do this? It is because a Godless society is a vulnerable society, easily recruited to serve the state, big government, the Antichrist, and not the Lord Jesus Christ.

Trotsky corroborator and Marxist-insider, Christian Rakovsky, openly said that Christianity is the biggest enemy of the World Revolutionary Movement. “Christianity is our only real enemy since all the political and economic phenomena of the bourgeois states are only its consequences,” Rakovsky, says. (Griffin, p. 264). ...

You won't learn the truths I am sharing with you from most history classes, nor will you learn this in a public institution of indoctrination. In Karl Marx's 10th Plank of his Communist Manifesto, he called for a public school system to enable the state to indoctrinate the children. Marx's 5th Plank called for centralized banking (aka, the Federal Reserve banks). America is largely a Communist nation today. Research and you will find that only homosexual men rise up in promotion in the military ranks of power. Our U.S. military is a cesspool of Sodomites and sexual degenerates!!! It was in December of 1011 that President Obama passed NDAA< which now permits sex with animals (bestiality) in the military. I'm not kidding, see for yourself!!!

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 10 Comments [4/25/2016 3:33:44 AM]
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Quote# 118460

hillary wont be the first gay president she will be the second one -- ask larry sinclair about obama's gay activities

Jay Harris, MrConservative 2 Comments [4/25/2016 3:17:33 AM]
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Quote# 118456

Like with Merle Haggard I am convinced Prince died of “Chemtrail Cough.” The nano particles of aluminum oxide, barium and genetically modified live organisms make it physically impossible to expel this garbage from your lungs. The first time you get a bad cold or flu bug your immune system is overwhelmed. With the combined attack on your respiratory system you’re toast! As a homeless advocate and motorcycle enthusiast I have watched firsthand this phenomenon evolve over the past several years as our skis become increasingly congested with areal spraying. I have myself, a motorcycle rider developed a productive cough that has been persistent for over two years to date. Kaiser doctors without defining the cause don’t appear to be at all concerned with treating it. I just recovered from a common cold that nearly put me down even after accepting their pneumonia vaccine before my
Thimerosal enlightenment.

One patent that recently caught my attention involved the use of a certain fungus that can remain in a dormant state for decades and later activated by particular ELF frequency. The patent suggests that viruses natural or manufactured are neither dead or alive but instead host driven. This means a targeted virus could be embedded in the fungus remaining inactive until the host (fungus) is revitalized by selected frequency. Once the fungus is activated it acts as the host for the virus. The virus flourishes reproducing and becomes contagiously active. This ability allows both personalized and group biological attacks with untraceable impunity. The big question is why would anyone bear the expense of development if they did not intend to use it. Could this technology be at play?

Anonymous, Before It's News 5 Comments [4/24/2016 6:00:49 PM]
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Quote# 118452

I feel "nanobots" before getting deathly sick.

I have been suffering patterned sicknesses for a decade now. Doctors not only do not help, they seem to literally ignore my complaints. Same with my family. They will ignore me passing out, yet ask how a scratch on my elbow is doing..

Recently, I have been able to tell when I will start getting sick, in the form of sharp scraping sensations inside my body. This is not a localized pain, but a traceable path around my entire body. It takes several hours for the pain to complete its rounds. The last time, it began in a distinct point in my throat, as if insuffulation of some airborne catalyst had jumpedstarted the event. The sensation of a fence post being navigated through my torso.

The sickness itself is most closely compaired to: dual ear infections, sinus infection, mononucleosis, etc etc all stacked up. During these periods, my body does not intake much oxygen. The "chicken bone transversing my bloodstream" sensation is always gone before the viral infection manifests. All symtoms VANISH hours before a drs appointment.

These repetitive, patterned bouts of near death always coincide with chemtrails, and celebrity deaths. I was certain I would not wake up this morning, yet everything is regressing.

I believe the ingredients for our death are in the air, and that they occasionally send out signals that activate these nanobots. Specific signals to attack specific portions of the populace.

I am not looking for help, I just want you to know my viewpoint on what is happening to chemtrail victims.

Chemtrail Plundered, Lunatic Outpost 5 Comments [4/24/2016 5:52:24 PM]
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Quote# 118449


Was Prince killed by the chemtrails he and Haggard spoke out against?

The artist known as Prince has died suddenly of a mysterious illness, just like Merle Haggard, and both men previously spoke out against chemtrails many have suggested are responsible for a surge in respiratory illnesses.

“The singer — full name Prince Rogers Nelson — had a medical emergency on April 15th that forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois, but he appeared at a concert the next day to assure his fans he was okay,” TMZ reported April 21. “His people told TMZ he was battling the flu.”

A mysterious illness has been spreading across the U.S., coinciding with massive chemtrail spraying – and it’s possible the two are linked.

Prince even spoke out against chemtrails during an interview with late night host Tavis Smiley:

And so did Haggard, who passed away April 6 from a lung infection:

“What I hate is looking up and seeing chemtrails in a clear blue sky today,” Haggard sang.

But are chemtrails real?

“If you go outside on a clear day and look up toward the sun —being careful to block out the bright disk with your thumb — you might see a hazy white region surrounding our star,” the Smithsonian Magazine revealed. “This haze is caused by airplanes, and it is gradually whitening blue skies, says Charles Long of NOAA’s Earth System Research Laboratory in Boulder, Colo.”

“We might be actually conducting some unintentional geoengineering here,’ Long said at a press conference this week at the American Geophysical Union Fall Meeting in San Francisco.”
In other words, chemicals added to airplane fuel are dispersed from the plane’s exhaust into the atmosphere – and eventually find their way to the ground, which may explain why some farmers are discovering increased aluminum content in the soil.

“As a contrail dissipates, it leaves behind a thin, icy haze,” the magazine continued. “The sky may appear cloud free, but the particles are there until they fall out of the atmosphere, and while in the sky, they scatter the sun’s light in a similar way as in the proposed geoengineering projects.”

Kit Daniels, Info Wars 5 Comments [4/24/2016 5:49:59 PM]
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Quote# 118448

Fear-mongering rumors of an impending Yellowstone false flag event, an alleged plan by a sinister group linked to government, to induce artificially an eruption of the Yellowstone Supervolcano that could lead to an extinction level event (ELE) are gaining traction in the doomsday blogosphere and spreading fear and panic among the susceptible readers.

The rumors follow reports of increased activity that have sparked fears that the Yellowstone volcano could erupt.

And even as rumors of an alleged impending Yellowstone false flag event spread, UFO hunters are scrutinizing closely new YouTube footage allegedly showing a UFO crashing at a spot in the Yellowstone National Park near the Yellowstone Supervolcano (see YouTube below).

The video purportedly showing a massive UFO crashing near the supervolcano has sparked rumors of sinister experiments at Yellowstone linked to an alleged plan to stage a false flag operation that involves inducing artificially a massive eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano.

The footage (see above) captured by an amateur videographer, called Shawn, shows a large object burning up in the sky and then crashing at a spot in the Yellowstone National Park reportedly close to the supervolcano on the morning of April 18, 2016.

Some UFO conspiracy theorists, such as UFO Sightings Daily editor Scott Waring, believe the object is an alien UFO spacecraft that crashed to Earth, possibly while monitoring the volcano for signs of increased activity.

Commenting on the incident, Waring pointed out that it would be difficult to locate the crash site in the vast expanse of wilderness that constitutes the Yellowstone National Park. But he argued that the fact that the object crashed at such an isolated area suggests a deliberate choice by an alien pilot attempting to avoid contact with humans.

But other conspiracy theorists have linked the incident with rumors about a sinister, clandestine plan to stage a Yellowstone false flag attack by triggering a major eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano.

Fear-mongering rumors of a plan to stage a false flag attack by artificially triggering an eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano appear to have originated on the blog The Common Sense Show.

On April 19, 2016, the blog published a letter it allegedly received from an “anonymous source” that identified as a “geologist and geophysicist.”

The anonymous letter writer alleged that a clandestine group, apparently linked to government, was planning to artificially induce an eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano by conducting “fracking-style” activity near the supervolcano.

“We discovered fracking that was going on at the site of one of our investigations [at Yellowstone] in which the quakes in the area were increasing exponentially,” the letter read.

“It was our operating hypothesis that the fracking was able to redirect pressure point of any quake or subsequent magma eruption…,” the letter continued.

“Based on the limited data set available, it looks like the ‘frackers’ were experimenting… in other words, somebody was trying to assess if they could cause a series of eruptions at Yellowstone.”

The anonymous source went on to say he obtained information from another colleague working independently at Yellowstone that the group was also investigating other methods — including “electromagnetic interference” — that could be used to induce an eruption of the supervolcano.

The anonymous letter writer then alleged that scientific evidence shows that the recent earthquake in Ecuador was not caused naturally but was induced artificially. According to the anonymous writer, Ecuador was used to test a technology that could soon be applied to trigger a catastrophic eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano.

“The quakes in Ecuador are not natural and do not follow expected patterns,” the letter said. “Ecuador could be a test for what is coming to Yellowstone. If this technology was directed to the highly volatile Yellowstone region… I can tell you without hesitation that one-third of the country would be completely uninhabitable for years. Tens of millions of people would die.”

According to the purveyors of the Yellowstone false flag conspiracy theory, the clip allegedly showing a UFO crashing at Yellowstone actually shows the test run of a technology to induce an eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano. But some supporters of the theory that the footage shows a UFO crashing have argued that the UFO crash theory is not necessarily inconsistent with the Yellowstone false flag theory, and that both probably complement each other.

It is believed widely in the UFO community that there is a major top-secret government-alien UFO base beneath the Old Faithful geyser. The government-linked group planning the false flag operation, according to UFO conspiracy theorists, could be working with an alien race to achieve it goals.

Volcanoes are recognized widely as UFO hotspots. According to UFOlogists, frequent sightings of UFOs near the world’s major volcanoes, such as Popocatepetl and Colima in Mexico, show that extraterrestrials take an interest in Earth’s volcanoes. It is claimed that alien scientists observe Earth’s volcano to understand the planet’s geology while other UFO experts point to alleged evidence that aliens often choose to locate their UFO bases beneath volcanoes because humans are unable to access them.

Scott Waring and other conspiracy theorists, Inquisitr 8 Comments [4/24/2016 5:49:51 PM]
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Quote# 118447

Are emojis part of the Georgia Guidestone agenda?

The third rule states "Unite humanity with a living new language."

What better way in our current era than emojis? It is a common language that transcends words, tones, cultures, etc.

A new form of hieroglyphics even.

Could the push for emojis and telling stories with simple images be part of this agenda in the long run??

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [4/24/2016 5:47:35 PM]
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Quote# 118445


All this getting men into womens toilets in most shopping centres, public spaces is to get women out of public spaces for the incoming SHARIA LAW.

It will get to the point that women won't be able to leave the house due to some change in some law for their "security" and "protection" when civil unrest by design happens.

This will eventually include school and university and eventually work.

This is by design to free up employment for all these muz hordes and also to free up education spaces in institutions.

Hate to say it but it looks like this is the beginning of where this is going.

Of course they won't come out and say its because of religious reasons but will make it into some whacky left wing thing that some freak is getting some right to pee in the ladies room.

Women will stop using public toilets and this will then impact how much time they spend out in society.
We know pedos and other predators will be employed to make this whole agenda so creepy women will no longer use the toilets or take their kids out.
That's what is supposed to happen.

Unless women get off their arses and start actively contacting politicians and protesting this will be their future.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 3 Comments [4/24/2016 5:46:47 PM]
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Quote# 118408

The evidence that Justice Scalia was assassinated is becoming more and more obvious. Even Donald Trump is expressing his suspicions. Given that he was once a member of the Illuminati, this should be taken as Gospel. Trump knows the score. He also knows that the order needs him despite his defection. The mainstream media is making too much money off of the ratings he brings.

Let's now consider that no autopsy is being done despite it being a clear violation of Texas law. On top of that, Trump knew that Scalia died under mysterious circumstances with a pillow "on top of his head" and in an unusual position. There's more. A judge was too quick to rule that Scalia died from "natural causes". How can one tell so quickly? The answer is that one cannot.

Scalia's death was likely another classic celebrity overdose situation where an Illuminati agent injected the justice with something to cause a massive heart attack, heart failure, or paralysis. That's the order's standard operating procedure.

And no, we don't think Leonard Nimoy did it, but his involvement is still being considered.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 7 Comments [4/23/2016 3:28:23 AM]
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Quote# 118406

“NEW WORLD ORDER” is the GLOBAL TOTALITARIANISM dream that a BANKER called Mayer Amschel Rothschild, helped revive in 1760's to protect his private bank from global government regulation. His grand blue print is best described by his paid social engineer called Dr. Adam [Spartacus] Weishaupt, Professor of Canon Law in the university of Ingolstadt. Weishaupt adopted the term “Illuminati.” This nightmare is still sought after today by their family's decedents.

Below is the 'outline' Weishaupt set out for his banker financier master! Carefully notice the similarities between Karl Marx's 10 Plank's of his Communist Manifesto and Weishaupt's outline. Truth is surely stranger than fiction. In order for the New World Order to succeed, first the Old World Order must be destroyed. To understand the New World Order, you need to study Bible prophecy from the book of Daniel and Revelation.

• Abolition of all ordered governments
• Abolition of private property
• Abolition of inheritance
• Abolition of patriotism
• Abolition of the family
• Abolition of religion
• A global population of 500 million
• Creation of a world government

George Washington: 1798 Acknowledged that Illuminati activity had come to the USA: “It is not my intention to doubt that the doctrine of the Illuminati and the principles of Jacobinism had not spread in the United States. On the contrary, no one is more satisfied of this fact than I am.”

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 6 Comments [4/23/2016 3:28:07 AM]
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Quote# 118387

What an arch-Zionist collaborator he is, Donald ‘Bankruptcy’ Trump, fully collaborating with all the key Zionist agents known. Trump is beholden to the Zionists and is their proxy agent, make no mistake about it. Those who think otherwise have been fooled. He is merely a terminally rabid arch-Zionist agent, just like all the others: just like Clinton, Cruz, Rubio, Sanders, and more.

Yet, it is said by some that one is better than the other, that, somehow, it would be better to have Mr. Trump than known hard-core Zionists such as Clinton and Cruz. It’s irrelevant. It’s all a stage, fully run and controlled by powerful pro-Israeli power-brokers.

Trump even appeared on the Alex Jones show to supposedly justify his Islamophobic remarks. Here, both these Zionist agents joined together, blaming the Muslims for acts committed solely by the Zionists. .

In fact, what more proof is need of his role as a Zionist agent than that? The entire world knows that it was the Israelis who were doing the celebrating, no others. Then, in what is nothing other than a fulminate lie Trump comes forward, aggressively and inanely blaming the Muslims, supported by that other arch-Zionist agent, Alex Jones? Who, then, does he work for other than rabid, extremist Zionist Jews?

Even so, did this treacherous one even speak an iota of truth of what happened on 9-11? Did he say even a word about the Israeli hand, not mere Israeli involvement but, rather, the role of these criminal elements of debauchery are raw butchery? What of the people who were forced to their deaths, falling to be crushed into the pavement and all the others, wounded with crush injuries and also lacerations from falling glass? Like the criminal elements of real-life murder investigations, Trump commits what is essentially a crime, attempting to disguise the culprits, the actual murderers and property destroyers in this case, by casting aspersions against the innocent.

It was Netanyahu and his Mossad goons who were responsible for the carnage as well as the vast destruction. It was strictly Zionist agents, mere so-called IDF demolition experts, who did the filming and celebrating. The Muslims had nothing to do with it.

drkresearch, No Disinfo 6 Comments [4/22/2016 4:48:02 PM]
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Quote# 118384

The corporate media would have you believe that Venezuela is a dictatorship on the verge of political and economic collapse; a country where human rights crusaders and anti-government, democracy-seeking activists are routinely rounded up and thrown in jail. Indeed, the picture from both private media in Venezuela, as well as the mainstream press in the U.S., is one of a corrupt and tyrannical government desperately trying to maintain its grip on power while the opposition seeks much-needed reforms. In fact, the opposite is true.

The sad reality of Venezuela is that it is the Bolivarian Revolution that is being undermined, targeted, and destabilized. It is the Socialist Party, its leftist supporters (and critics), Chavista activists and journalists, and assorted forces on the Left that are being victimized by an opposition whose singular goal is power. This opposition, now in the majority in the National Assembly, uses the sacrosanct terminology of “freedom,” “democracy,” and “human rights” to conceal the inescapable fact that it has committed, and continues to commit, grave crimes against the people of Venezuela in the service of its iniquitous agenda, shaped and guided, as always, by its patrons in the United States.

This so-called opposition – little more than the political manifestation of the former ruling elites of Venezuela – wants nothing less than the total reversal of the gains of the Bolivarian Revolution, the end of Chavismo, and the return of Venezuela to its former status as oil colony and wholly owned subsidiary of the United States. And how are these repugnant goals being achieved? Economic destabilization, street violence and politically motivated assassinations, and psychological warfare are just some of the potent weapons being employed.

Eric Draitser, GlobalResearch.ca 3 Comments [4/22/2016 5:41:40 AM]
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Quote# 118370

Well I have nothing against lesbian and gays, they always existed, they don't bother me, though it's the new lgbt movement aggressive will to brainwash our society in a way that they become the norm and we heteros become freaks (it's their final goal that they want to achieve in the coming years) that I am against.
They are using all the tools of propaganda principles the nazis used and more:
-Brainwashing the youngest (remember the nazis youth?) using music video clips and TV series.
-Permit gay couples to adopt children (also called the selling of humans)
-Oblige every single US movie to include a gay or lesbian scene or couple
-TV ads also are having more and more gay/lesbian propaganda
So yes I am against this destruction of our society by people who are fans of this ''unique thought'' and want to oblige us to adopt their way of seeing things.
How many people dare saying a thing against gay marriage or gay adoption on TV before they are bullied and harassed? While lgbt militia can say whatever they want and do all the propaganda they want without any problem. Hell, I even been banned for couple of hours on Facebook because I dared say to a lesbian that gay marriage is not evolving the society!!!
lgbt = terrorism of thoughts.

nutracker2013, IMDb 9 Comments [4/22/2016 3:47:30 AM]
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Quote# 118369

[Regarding the anti-global warming film Climate Hustle]

Well, if obam-ME & the rest of the climate-does-change=-deniers have their way, anyone & everyone involved with the making, showing, & discussion of this movie will end up in prison for speaking the truth about gore-bull warming & going against the faux-settled science of obam-ME & his cronies.

exposerofmorons, Newsmax 7 Comments [4/21/2016 3:27:32 PM]
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Quote# 118327

When the president is known as, “Bathhouse Barry”…(gay)…and the “First Lady” is a man named Michael (former collage football linebacker)…you know the Zionists have won.

Trump is a dead man walking. Too much truth.

Allender, SGT Report 10 Comments [4/20/2016 3:27:37 AM]
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Quote# 118326

Barrack doesn’t have one either.

Trump has Balls & Guts.

“Bath-House-Barry” has none of those. (Perhaps Mooshcelle has got them though.)

And “Rub-a-dub-dub, 10 men in a foam party tub” (Marco Rubio) is another squirrel with too many nuts in his cheeks.

Ted Cruz is another “Goldman Sachs” candidate (just like Hillary). Funny how Ted’s wife is listed as a “BAKER” (instead of “baNker”). Perhaps BAKER is correct. She (and her master) are COOKING the BOOKS.

Craig Escaped Detroit, SGT Report 3 Comments [4/20/2016 3:27:27 AM]
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Quote# 118317

Are the "Tiao-Kiu-Kao"(TKK) Jews Running China?

The "Library of Political Secrets" series raises the spectre
that an ancient network of crypto Jews of all nationalities
are behind Communism and the New World Order.

In the book series "Library of Political Secrets #4 - Chinese Communism and Chinese Jews (1969)" written under the pseudonym Istvan Bakony, there is a chapter dedicated to the clandestine jews in China, usually referred to as "crypto Jews" throughout the ages and throughout the world. These jews converted to various religions but in secret many of them worshipped the Kabbalah (a satanic heresy of Judaism). One such example are the "Marranos" who spread across Europe and South America.

After the Jews lost the battle of Jerusalem in AD 70, which was said to be divine retribution for crucifying Jesus Christ, they spread across the globe in their diaspora. Many of these Jews married local people wherever they settled. Hence it is impossible to identify a Chinese, Tartarian, African or Indian Jew by his looks today.

Jews entered China already during the Han dynasty about 1800 years ago and then spread everywhere. The mixed Chinese Jews belonging to the ultra-secret sect practicing black magic are called "Tiao-Kiu-Kiaou" Jews. (This roughly means "those who remove their tendon" during ritual slaughter.) It is believed that these jews exerted a great political influence in China since ancient times. Since many Jews were busy with international trade they could maintain an international network of rich and influential people across the world, something very useful if you have global ambitions.

To get a picture of the hidden historic process of the Chinese Jews we note that in the 13th century book "Travels of Marco Polo": "Some accidental observations...show that jews were sufficient enough to be able to exert political influence in China and Tartary".

The Chinese jews usually converted to Confucianism or Buddhism over time but they worshipped satanic Kabbalah in secret and they passed on their secrets to their sons when they were 13-years-old. Every Friday they held ceremonies in their local secret fraternity to update the progress of their schemes to take over political, religious, military or commercial power from the gentiles or "goyim" as these people refer to "non-jews".

Jews were expelled from China already in AD 845 during the Tang dynasty, indicating that they were scheming already as elsewhere across the globe.

Bakony writes that no outsider knows how many TKK jews there are in China today. The number is a well kept secret among the international Jewry. Someone claimed they had more than two million TKK Jews in China while others think that the number may be many times higher. What is clear in the book is that the TKK jews have infiltrated the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) at the very top levels since 1949. What is also known is that the whole setup of the CCP was arranged in cooperation with Western Jews.


Communism was spread across the world by the black crypto Jewish network, sometimes referred to as "International jewry" - a global criminal organization practicing black magic.

These people infiltrated all the major countries of the world including the whole Europe, the US, all the middle East, India, China and Japan. With this kind of global network of traitorous people, they became "the chosen" people and have been able to destroy the world as we know it and put an end our divinely inspired civilization. They even think that they are doing good things as they believe that they can usher in the arrival of the Messiah by doing more evil things so that the Universe collapses.

The "Communist Manifesto" states in a famous sentence: "Workers of the world, unite!"

I believe a more truthful version would be: "Crypto jewish traitors of the world, unite!"

The whole Communist infiltration of the world was carried out by the same type of traitorous people in every country - and they cooperated between the countries and set up both world wars and have been responsible for countless deaths. These traitors parade under various covers of religion like Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, Buddhism, Confucianism etc but in secret they think of themselves as satanist Jews. Of course, their Jewishness is another falsity since they are no real jews whatsoever. The truth is that they first hijacked and destroyed Judaism with their satanic Kaballah just as they later destroyed the other religions and the nations of the world. These people practice "holiness through sin."


Since the beginning of the Opium trade in 1831, Jews like David Sassoon cooperated exclusively with Jews (ie the Kaifeng jews) inside China to destroy the strength of China and its divinely inspired 5000 year old culture. One such example is the destruction of the Summer Palace, called "Yuanmingyuan - Garden of Perfect Brightness" outside Beijing in 1860. It was considered the prime cultural treasure of China, its size being five times bigger than the "forbidden city" in Beijing. The destruction of Chinese culture by the Jews is now replicated by cultural Marxism destroying the Western culture.

We know from the history books that many western jews such as Sidney Rittenberg, Sidney Shapiro and Israel Epstein "advised" the CCP when it took power in 1949. Today it´s obvious that the whole creation of the CCP was the final step towards creating a "Jewish World Dynasty" with all other countries following CCP´s orders.

We can see it in the UN today, an organization more and more dominated by the Chinese. It seems like Chinese dictatorship is the role model for the other nations trying to create a New World Order (NWO): United Nations climate chief Christiana Figueres said that democracy is a poor political system for fighting global warming. Communist China, she says, is the best model.

China´s dominant role becomes even more obvious when we take a look at a quote from George Soros: "I think you need a new world order, that China has to be part of the process of creating it and they have to buy in, they have to own it in the same way as the United States owns ... the current order."

"I am a Marxist" - is the Dalai Lama also a Jew?

It is no secret to insiders that since several hundred years the Jesuits, the Nazis, the Russian communists, the CIA and the Secret Societies have been interested in occult practices from Tibet and Dalai Lama is received as a King by religious leaders and heads of State throughout the world.


The German General Ludendorff said it clearly in the 1930s: "The Tibetan Lamas has emplaced themselves at the head of Jewish and Jesuit secret orders" (Europa den Asiatenpriestern? [Europe belongs to the Asian priests)], 1941).

Theodor Illion expressed in his book "In Secret Tibet" from 1937: "the lamas...are more dangerous than all their cold and hot hells put together".

We also note that Dalai Lama spent almost a year in 1954 with his good friend Mao Zedong before going to India in 1956-1957 to meet their government. After returning to Tibet, he escaped to India again while his home country was invaded by the CCP. Does this sound like a real "God-King" standing up for his own people? What was he plotting in Beijing and New Delhi for such a long time?...

KMG, Henry Makow 6 Comments [4/20/2016 3:16:01 AM]
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