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Quote# 102281

I think there would be easier ways to kill this ""whistle blower" without bringing down another plane. I heard the day after MH17 went down, there was a Malaysian Airlines MH17 still in service. The pilot I heard talking about this said it was VERY UNUSUAL for this plane number to still be in service just ONE day after such a tragedy. My belief is that the plane that was shot down WAS in fact MH370. Maybe whoever was involved in the MH370 disappearance, set this up to blame the Russians for the downing of a commercial airliner, and further enrage the rest of the world and cause outrage against Russia. Whoever had MH370, needed to get rid of it somehow, before it was found. In my opinion, the people responsible is either Ukraine OR Malaysia. I am still undecided, but am leaning toward Malaysia. They were under heavy scrutiny for the handling of the investigation into MH370, and were not very helpful from the very beginning of the investigation. Now the question is in my mind, why Malaysia? What do they have to gain from this? Were they simply doing the bidding of the US/NWO. Why were they one of the only airlines still operating over the war torn area? For Russia to have shot this plane down just does not make any sense. They are under enough heat and pressure from the worldwide community as of late, this was not in their best interest to shoot this plane down. I believe Ukraine is involved as well, they are the only ones to benefit from Russia being blamed for this. Just my 2cents

thesmokingman, Above Top Secret 10 Comments [7/25/2014 3:32:04 AM]
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Quote# 102272

The best of the bunch is, of course, an elaborate one: MH17 is actually MH370, that Malaysia Airlines flight that disappeared into the Indian Ocean. According to this theory, the plane didn’t disappear at all, “it was taken to an American military base, Diego-Garcia.”

Then it was taken to Holland. On the necessary day and hour, it flew out, bound for Malaysia, but inside were not live people, but corpses. The plane was flown not by real pilots; it was on autopilot. Or take-off (a complicated procedure) was executed by live pilots, who then ejected on parachutes. Then the plane flew automatically. In the necessary spot, it was blown up, without even using a surface-to-air missile. Instead the plane was packed with a bomb, just like the CIA did on 9/11.

The theory also notes that the passports of victims at the crash site all look brand new even though there was an explosion and a fire. “That is, the passports were tossed in [after the crash].” And, most damningly, all the victims’ Facebook pages were created in one day and the media is not showing any of the victims’ families, just the crash site.

Russian News Media, New Republic  10 Comments [7/25/2014 3:18:08 AM]
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Quote# 102268

The Malaysian Flight disaster is, IMO, the Jewish Response to Putin's success in South America.

Jews operate by the same perpetual formula. They pinning this on Putin like he personally ordered this or pulled the trigger himself.

"Remember THE MAIN-Lusitania-Pearl Harbor-Gulf Of Tonkin-911. ALL JEW FALSE FLAGS.

This is the closest to the lies about Lusitania that Rothschild stooge Churchill pulled as Admiralty Secretary to get the USA into WW1.

Dante Ardenz, Real Jew News 5 Comments [7/25/2014 3:01:11 AM]
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Quote# 102250

Three German Reichs have passed into history and we are now faced with the nightmare of the Fourth Reich.

Adolf Hitler became chancellor of the Third Reich in 1933.

After the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989, MI6 wasted no time in introducing the Fourth Reich.

Angela Merkel Hitler became chancellor of the Fourth Reich in 2005.

You cannot fool the Alpha and Omega people because they invented cunning in warfare with their Trojan Horse strategy. When Germans and Britons were living in mud huts, Greece was an advanced civilization.

Angela Merkel Hitler is the PERFECT PUPPET for the despicable spying agency called MI6 because the threat of exposure is like the Sword of Damocles hanging over her head.

Chancellor Hitler visited Greece in October 2012 and was "greeted" by thousands of protestors.

Many Greeks held up signs protesting the visit of chancellor Hitler.

You can't fool the Greeks because they invented strategy and subterfuge in warfare with their Trojan Horse.

The Greeks were protesting the devastation of their country's economy by the euro. The euro is accomplishing by economic means what chancellor Hitler failed to do by conquest.

It was Greece and Yugoslavia that caused Adolf Hitler to postpone the invasion of Russia by 4 weeks and that delay caused the Third Reich to lose World War II.

[later on in the article]

The Fourth Reich began in 2005

Angela Hitler was named after her aunt Angela–the sister of Alois and Adolf. Eva probably flew on Pan Am to Hamburg for the birth . . . or Angela was born in Argentina and flown to West Germany for adoption.

In Hamburg, she was adopted by a German couple named Horst and Helind Kasner. This was just 6 years before the Beatles began performing in Hamburg.

Angela Hitler was named after her aunt Angela–sister of Adolf and Alois.

In 1954, she was adopted by Horst and Herlind Kasner in Hamburg, West Germany.

Horst's MI6 cover was "Lutheran pastor" and Herlind was an English teacher.

Shortly after adopting Angela, Horst and Herlind moved to East Germany, and Horst worked as a "pastor" of a Lutheran church in Templin, about 80 km north of East Berlin.

The 2 Hitlers opening the Bayreuth Festival in Munich!!

Hitler was a fanatical fan of composer Richard Wagner. It is ironic that Angela was adopted in Hamburg. The Beatles–the 20th century equivalent of Wagner–began their musical careers in Hamburg.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Hitler was a fanatical devotee of Richard Wagner and his daughter is also a devoted fan of the composer.

Angela was accompanied by her latest husband, Joachim Sauer, who keeps such a low profile that he is called "the phantom of the opera."

Angela Hitler was accompanied by her husband Joachim Sauer, who understandably keeps out of the limelight. Angela did not adopt the name of her husband when they married in 1998. Instead of Hitler, she uses the name of her first husband, Ulrich Merkel. The name Merkel comes from the Latin Markel, and means of Mars or warlike. Perhaps her philosophy is "up Mars, down Eros"

As chancellor, she is also expected to show all the zeal of her father in serving the Latin Church.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 14 Comments [7/24/2014 3:13:31 AM]
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Quote# 102242

Since Reptilians are basically demon spirits and Lizard children, when we see a demon possessed person, the parasites have taken over the human flesh of the fallen. With so many demonized hosts out there, we have reached a saturation point in society. As a result our whole culture revolves around sex, materialism, power, and perversion. This is a clear indication that the Dragon bloodline has taken over the planet.

As more and more Reptilian demons take over the more evil we will see. In our society we have an outbreak of violence that shows no mercy. Serial killers hack and and slash their victims with glee and enjoy the sound of screams. Peple find it hard to believe that a human being could do such acts of depraved evil. People need to understand that we are not dealing with human beings! We are dealing with Reptilian demons controlling the flesh of human hosts the way software controls computers. In the world of the occult we are seeing more and more Reptilian spirits entering the wombs of women to be born in to this world according to their karma. Not all demon controlled hosts are shape shifters. Also not all demons born into the flesh of man remember their past life in the spirit world. Some do though.

The next time you see a serial killer or a mob boss on TV, know that what you are looking at is a human host that has no soul because it has been replaced by a Reptilian demon!

Unknown, Star Gods 15 Comments [7/23/2014 3:22:34 AM]
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Quote# 102212

How can you not comprehend that this is a calculated move by literally hundreds of thousands of people now? These children that are here, are a part of a grand scheme. They didn't get here by themselves. It was a well thought out move, because people like you, think they should stay. It's people like you, that they decided to exploit by presenting themselves as 'victims'. They timed this right before anything could even be done about it in congress. How do you not see this is a calculated move to pull on American's heart strings?

FemiNaziJezebel, Jezebel comments 15 Comments [7/22/2014 3:09:10 AM]
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Quote# 102205

Rush Limbaugh couldn't help himself on Thursday after news broke that a Malaysian Airlines jet had crashed in eastern Ukraine.

The radio show host called the disaster "an opportunity" for media outlets to distract viewers from the controversy surrounding President Obama and US border security. He suspected that CNN had already swept the immigration crisis under the rug and retreated back to its "wall-to-wall" coverage of the plane.

Limbaugh called the whole thing "very eery."

"Talk about an opportunity to abandon the bad Obama news at the border," he said. "I'm not suggesting anything other than how the media operates."

Rush Limbaugh, Huffington Post 15 Comments [7/21/2014 3:32:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter
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Quote# 102199

(on the music video for Weird Al Yankovic's new song "Foil")

This parody to the tune of Lorde's Royals seems totally innocuous until the half way point when the theme changes into the Illuminati's being ready for global domination and control. It is obviously making fun of the truth and those who dare report the facts about these covert & clandestine operations that have been proliferating black operations for decades. This is how the secret puppet masters have always revealed their plans and truth. Do you think George Orwell's 1984, Aldous Huxely's Brave New World or H. G. Wells The Open Conspiracy were just entertaining dystopian fiction? No--they were blueprints for well-established plans hatched from the Fabian Socialists, Freemasons, theosophists and other secret societies. Its a FACT and NOT a conspiracy folks.
#Illuminati #NWO #surveillance #blackhelicopters #mindcontrol #psychotronics #conspiracy

Unwitting Experimentee, Youtube 11 Comments [7/21/2014 3:29:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter
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Quote# 102198

Obama is using every available tactic in his war on America — including biological warfare:


Remember tuberculosis? The deadly disease that brought down Doc Holliday was almost totally eradicated in this country. It’s back, courtesy of Hope & Change:

[He then cites an article from another website]

Now that TB is returning to America, it will be worse than ever, since we no longer have resistance. No doubt this will be seen as social justice by the liberals who put Obama in power. It was lack of resistance to diseases brought by European immigrants that drastically reduced the Indian population in North America.

Even tuberculosis may not be the worst of what Obama has unleashed via the undefended border.

Because the Regime has been quickly distributing the invaders throughout the country before America’s defenders can get the political leverage to deport them, the exotic diseases they bring with them might turn up anywhere. Colorado, for example:

[He then speak about a case of pneumonic plague in Colorado]

Maybe this has nothing to do with the invasion. But no government that wished the people under it well would take chances with lethal infectious diseases.

If plague isn’t horrific enough, how about the Ebola virus?


We would have been better off being conquered by the imperial Japanese than letting leftists like Obama destroy the country from within. Eventually we would have cast off Japanese overlords. But Obama’s army of disease-carrying Third World welfare colonists is here to stay. It is intended to permanently displace us, just as our forefathers displaced the Indians. The “fundamental transformation” of America means its eradication. That is the ideology of political correctness taken to its unavoidable conclusion.

[Bolding and bracketing mine]

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 12 Comments [7/21/2014 3:29:06 AM]
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Quote# 102192

Are you kidding me?

Just about every kid in the United States is INDOCTRINATED into the meat head culture (even I was)...If that ain't "forcing" someone to eat meat, I don't know what is.

Rai, Daily Kos 13 Comments [7/20/2014 6:55:33 AM]
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Quote# 102178

Then you are saying every Mexican, Honduran, Arab baby born in the USA (anchor babies) could be president. I don't think so as they would have no allegiance to the USA because his father had allegiance to another country. Two Al Quida operatives very well could sneak across the border, have a baby here & you think that baby could be president. If that is what our founding fathers really thought, they really were not too bright! I doubt they were that ignorant! That is the reason for the two citizen parents.

OldNYFirefighter, WND 15 Comments [7/20/2014 6:51:02 AM]
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Quote# 102166

Perhaps you are one of many Americans who thought the idea of jets spraying Chemtrails as a weapon is crazy. After years of denial from government, military, and environmental agencies, the truth has been confirmed... Chemtrail weapons do exist!

A Chemtrail is when jet fuel is mixed with chemicals and then sprayed into our atmosphere.

On October 2, 2001, Congressman Dennis Kucinich from Ohio introduced H.R. 2977 during the 1st Session of the 107th Congress of the United States. This is documented proof that weaponized Chemtrails do exist. The “Space Preservation Act of 2001” seeks to...

“preserve the cooperative, peaceful uses of space for the benefit of all humankind by permanently prohibiting the basing of weapons in space by the United States, and to require the President to take action and implement a world treaty banning space-based weapons.”

In the bill Chemtrails are listed as an “exotic weapons system.” I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Truth is stranger than fiction.

The bill also addresses such things as particle beams, electromagnetic radiation, plasma, or extremely low frequency (ELF) or ultra low frequency (ULF) energy radiation, and mind-control as weapons...

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 16 Comments [7/19/2014 4:11:25 AM]
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Quote# 102165

It's time to face the music . . . and accept the FACT. . . that the most infamous man in history was a British Secret Service agent . . . licensed to kill millions of people....By grasping this fundamental fact, you will be able to understand how the United States developed a deadly "special relationship" with the British Empire!!

Hitler was just another in a long, long list of famous and infamous people who spied for the British Empire: These included Sir George Downing, Oliver Cromwell, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Joseph Smith, Charles Darwin, John Wilkes Booth, Napoleon Bonaparte, Antonio López de Santa Anna, Harry Houdini, Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Éamon de Valera, J. Edgar Hoover, Charlie Chaplin, Joseph Kennedy, Walt Disney, Mr. Wallis Simpson, Juan and Eva Perón, John Kerry, etc., etc. Only the Day of Judgment will reveal the names of those who spied for . . . and are still spying for Gog and Magog.

Houston Stewart Chamberlain was the quintessential upper class Englishman and "Mr. British Empire" personified. Like Cecil Rhodes, he believed that Britain had a divine right to rule the world....He despised Russia and the United States with a passion.

British Secret Service agent Houston Stewart Chamberlain was sent to Vienna, Austria, in 1889.

His job was to recruit potential spies for training in Britain and then infiltrate them into Germany.

His cover was journalist and botanist and he was a prominent member of Vienna's Wagner Society.

Chamberlain arrived in Vienna in 1889 for the express purpose of recruiting Austrians for spy training in Britain:

After searching for a month, Chamberlain found a large, quiet apartment at 1 Blumelgasse, in the Mariahilf quarter to the southwest of the town center, on a high floor overlooking the Esterhazy park. This flat was to be his home for the next two decades. He enrolled in the university at once and began attending lectures in the new neo-Renaissance building on the Ringstrasse, not far from the parliament. He quickly became acquainted with Wiesner, who later recorded his first impressions of this rather intense English student. (Field, Evangelist of Race. The Germanic Visions of Houston Stewart Chamberlain. p. 95).
Austria was the most reactionary country on the face of the earth. The Austrian Hapsburgs were the bulwark of the Papacy for over 1,000 years, and they were still smarting from the loss of the Papal States.

By 1889, the British Empire had determined that a European war was the ONLY way to achieve their 5 main objectives:

1. Destruction of Czarist and Orthodox Russia.
2. Destruction of Republican France.
3. Resurrect the defunct unholy Roman empire of the German nation under Prussian hegemony.
4. Restoration of the Papal States.
5. Establish a British Empire state of "Israel" in the Mideast.
Since its unification after the Franco-Prussian War of 1870, Germany was the most powerful country in western Europe. It was decided that Germany would be the "muscle" to accomplish their objectives . . . and Austria was their most willing ally.

If we substitute the Russian Federation for Czarist Russia, and the United States for Germany, nothing has changed in over 100 years!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 25 Comments [7/19/2014 4:11:11 AM]
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Quote# 102152

The Anti-New York Times has long sympathized with Arabs & Muslims who, as a result of the false flag attacks of 9/11, have become the target of blind hatred. But after 13 years of allowing the big lie of 9/11 to go unchallenged, it is time for the fearful Arab & Muslim communities to stop whining about how they are being stereotyped, and to start shouting from the rooftops who the real perpetrators actually were (Globalists & Zionists).

Amongst themselves, most Muslims have by now figured out the truth about 9/11. Imagine if they were to harness all of their substantial financial resources and numerous organizations to the task of exposing the true culprits. Imagine a billion dollar marketing campaign to educate the public about "911 Truth". Imagine massive demonstrations in which the protesters declared that "9/11 was an inside job". The world be forced to sit up and listen.

Instead of defending themselves and counter-attacking in a massive united front, most of them choose to cower in silence; allowing their religion to be defamed and their people to be slandered. "Please please NY Times. Do not judge us based on the actions of Osama Bin Laden. We are not all like that." - goes the pathetic refrain. Mohammed would be ashamed!

To our Muslim friends we say, with the best of intentions, stop whining, stop apologizing for what you bloody well know was false flag terror, and start fighting back. YOU have allowed the slander to stand unchallenged and until you grow a pair, the Zionists will keep pissing on you while laughing. Oh sure, they'll patronize you all from time to time by condemning anti- Muslim bigotry; but at the end of the day, the false accusation of 9/11 still hangs around your neck like the proverbial albatross! Until said pair of balls is grown, your intrepid author doesn't want to hear anymore whining about anti-Muslim prejudice or "offenses to Islam".

Hitler said it best: 'Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.'

Amen to that Fuhrer. A-friggin-men!

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 16 Comments [7/18/2014 3:37:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 102116

(In reply to Bernard Goldberg's anti-soccer article)

This is almost word for word exactly and precisely what I’ve been saying—soccer may be good or bad, but SOCCER IS A TOOL OF THE LEFT BECAUSE THE LEFT HATES AMERICA.

Doctor 2Brains, Free Republic 26 Comments [7/15/2014 3:44:36 AM]
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Quote# 102113

Two posts, same thread, one right after the other

All Culture is based off the fact of being a "Cult"

Its social memes that are reinforced through societal carrots and sticks. Culture can be malleable but for most people it is the unstoppable force.

Society sets up dichotomies and slots to control the populace even when they deviate from main stream culture to create their own little sects.

Remember government etymology means govern- "control", ment- "mind"

You can be a liberal or a conservative or libertarian or a political atheist. You can be white or black or hispanic or asian. You can be rich or poor or middle class.

But you can never just be you as an individual.

You must belong to some divide and conquer sect so that you can be pigeonholed, marginalized, explained away, controlled, and your dissent can be pigeonholed, marginalized, explained away, and controlled.

Keep it in mind when thinking about hot button issues, or framing debates and setting up false dichotomies

Second Post Begins Here

I'll also add that that men as a whole have been pretty disenfranchised since the mid 80s.

Since then the stable jobs in manufacturing have been obliterated by NAFTA, GAT, the new TPP. It was self serving lobbyists and politicians on both side that destroyed the economy but the policies were enacted under liberal presidents.

So you've decimated the base by which a man supports himself and family. Great

Then add in 2nd and third wave feminism which- I'm sorry to say is just misandry. 1st wave feminism was all the equality stuff which was really just a scam to create two groups of people in the US that could be taxed. Feminists complain about glass ceilings and equal pay while not realizing they're just tax slaves and throwing out obvious things like- If you chose to get pregnant, yeah, you're gonna be out of work for a while if you care the slightest bit about your child which is going to hurt your career.

Men don't have that issue.

Add in the drugs and pharmacology that started in the 90s. It affects mostly males and I think it's because of the feminist culture. If you're man you're probably not gonna want to sit still and boys want to go run around and fight and mess with things hands on. Girls just aren't like that.

Ever wonder why males are dropping out of colleges and the ratio of female to male college graduates is changing drastically on liberal campuses?

Add in the effects of plastics and GMO food and soy that has phytoestrogens and hormone blockers. Wonder why girls are hitting puberty at younger and younger ages and boys are all the sudden becoming more bisexual and gay?

Add in the police state and NIMBY laws that came about in the 90s criminalizing children running around playing and getting into childish mischief. Wonder why everybody spends all their time indoors online or playing games?

Add into the fact that all the old institutions for society in general were destroyed by cultural marxism and moral relativism. Everybody's equal- except they're not. We should however be equal under the law, but we're not.

I was not suprised when I first heard about the men's rights activists popping up in recent years. It makes sense. They are men with no place in society.

And just like all these shooters- they are people with nothing to do, no future, no life. Drug addled in childhood. Fed propaganda, going into a world where they can't support a family because they have to compete with women for fewer and fewer jobs. Their normal childhood activities would get them suspended or detentions or arrested. They have to be politically correct with everything and are told they are the source of all problems in society because they're white men that some how oppress everybody else just by being alive.

That is enough to drive anybody insane. The SSRI's just push people over the edge and a gun is a handy choice.

The media hypes up the drama even though school shootings are more rare than television and most gun violence is suicide and gang warfare.

If you remove suicidal people and criminal behaivor from the mix the anti-gun people have nothing to talk about statistically.

But then again liberals are not interested in facts or truth, only propaganda and self serving platitudes.

Kel-chan, Newgrounds 12 Comments [7/15/2014 3:43:44 AM]
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Quote# 102107


While untold millions fascinate themselves with the World Cup matches accepting the bread and circuses strategy of the Roman Empire concept of rule, we here at the Cafe have marched to a different drummer. We apply ourselves to the shadow language of the Google Doodles related to same. The tell the story of the hidden spectacle of world global domination. Concealed therein are significant truths not spoken of clearly. As a case in point this cute little doodle speaks volumes.

We see the letter 'r' as the Russian Empire. Much of the world is lined up against them because they have little interest in the corrupt western debt slave banking system. The warning signs are rising significantly to the breaking point. The stress signs are obfuscated by the games. Few see the pressure rising or the potential for conflict. But it has always been that way in history. Visionaries are ignored and maligned. In this doodle Russia draws a line in the sand as it is termed and challenges the western backing system by applying shaving cream to its face and raising a razor to give it a shave.


R Shave is a grooming establishment in London, Ontario. It could shadow the home of the bankers. They, too, are apt to give account holders a shave as bailins become the order of the day. The bankers will just take your money to serve the system a trifle longer until the final collapse.

G Beard is George Miller Beard. He was a US Navy surgeon who served in the Civil War about the gunboat New London. With this we get another reference to the London banking syndicate. He specialized s a neurologist and developed the term neurasthenia a mechanical weakness of the nerves. There are mechanical weaknesses in the financial system that needs to be corrected. He lobbied for the insane and studied non insane disorders like the reflex action. As the razor gets closer we may see more nervous disorders. The results of a collapse will just spring upon us. New London is also home base for the US Coast Guard and US Navy submarine services. They will be active along the line.

It must have come as a wonder to many observers that the letters of the doodle have a distinct letter 'V' on them. That is very significant. The possibilities are immense. Of course my preferred choice would be V for Vendetta. The O's of course represent OV. The first reference is Ov and Yidoni a scriptural reference to witchcraft. Our system does delve into the black magic that will bring no reward. It is to be shaved as well. The second OV is the suffix to Russian names meaning belonging to. The line has a Russian element and a dark magic western element at odds.

George Freund, Conspiracy Cafe 7 Comments [7/15/2014 3:36:10 AM]
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Quote# 102104

I am in constant contact with a group of ETs that are "visiting" near the Earth. Talk with them daily...

Back in 1951, at the age of about 4-1/2 A UFO visited the farm where I grew up. The overall event actually lasted the better part of a week, or so I've been told. The story go that a UFO, complete with a "door", hovered over my grand-parent's farm everyday.

On it's last day of "visiting" I apparently went missing for about 6 hours. When I returned I told a story about going to see the spaceship, and the people on it. Not really much interesting in the story, but the aliens; One Nordic, and one Gray...and apparently all we did was talk.

Today, the aliens are a different group, and somewhat more active in "world affairs", and of course, I have conversations frequently. Being a computer scientist / software engineer by education, and lifestyle I have had to attempt to devise a method of validating the reality of my "contacts". Not quite as simple as it might seem...So...from time to time, I request, and typically get, a short term "prediction" of an event happening in Earth's local space; a UFO sighting, solar flare, or something that can be detected by someone other than me...so I have a pretty good indication that they are real.

tanka418, Above Top Secret 9 Comments [7/15/2014 3:34:51 AM]
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Quote# 102103

The United Nations has already interfered in our elections, they are working to end our Second Amendment rights with their Small Arms Treaty, and they are pressuring States to overturn laws legalizing marijuana. In short, U.N. bureaucrats are very much a part of our country and the way it is being run. For years, they have been working to implement harsh socioeconomic controls over the United States, and these controls are being rolled out right now. We must become aware of these controls and refuse to accept any plan that is attached to the U.N.’s Agenda 21 international program.

Fax Congress Now!

This is not conservative hype and it is not a conspiracy theory, as global warming alarmists would like for you to believe. Agenda 21 is alive and well in your community right now.

Tony Adkins, Conservative News Daily 12 Comments [7/15/2014 3:34:45 AM]
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Quote# 102102

Break out the violins folks! It's time for that familiar old refrain of Marxist demagogues everywhere - "the children". Sing it with me: "We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so lets start giving."
Ah yes, Sulzberger's manipulative Times just loves little children, except for the ones killed and maimed by U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, or the ones blown apart by Obongo's drones in Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia etc, or the ones killed by our noble Israeli "allies" during their periodic raids on Gaza.

Reports from those at the scene reveal that many of these "children" are well into their teens or older, perfect "gang banger" age. Could it be that the plan is to import and train a rag tag army of foreign mercenaries under the cover of "the children"? Why are these "children" being sent to Army bases? Are we seeing the formation of an American "ISIS"?

As thuggish as some of our homegrown Feds are, finding a large number of them willing to actually fire upon the American citizenry is unlikely. But finding thousands of "gang members" willing to fight for cash, drugs and sexual access to helpless White women is easy. Something is clearly afoot with this engineered invasion; an invasion which was pre-planned during the final months of 2008, when the outgoing President Bush signed a bill banning the deportation of unaccompanied "children".

Think it can't happen here? Well, this scenario is EXACTLY what the secret U.S. government has already imposed upon Libya, Syria, and now, Iraq. The "children" are only the Trojan Horse. Hold on to your guns folks!

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 6 Comments [7/15/2014 3:33:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 102101

MI6 spy Adolf Hitler was sworn in as chancellor of Germany on January 30, 1933. Eugenio Pacelli was crowned Pope Pius XII on March 12, 1939–just on the eve of World War II.

Eugenio Pacelli became Pope Pius XII in March 1939.

World War II was all about restoring the "unholy" Roman empire of Charlemagne and the restoration of the Papal States.

Of course, nobody asked the Italians if they agreed to the division of their country, and the restoration of the Papal States!!

Another key objective was the ending of what the Vatican called the "Great Schism" or the split between East and West which began around 400 AD.

Hitler's vast armies invaded Russia on June 22, 1941–the very date that Napoleon began his invasion in 1812. Hitler had originally planned to begin the invasion in April but the heroic Greeks and Serbs delayed the invasion until June 22.

Even after the unexpected delay of the invasion, Hitler was supremely confident of victory because another British spy was running the Soviet Union at that time. His name was Joseph Stalin from Georgia. Georgia (like Prussia) was an outpost of the British Empire and the Georgians HATED Russia and the Orthodox Church with a passion.

A Georgian woman named Vera Putina claims to be the mother of "ex-KGB" President Vladimir Putin. There is no such person as an "ex-KGB" spy, or an "ex-MI6" spy....Once a spy . . . always a spy!!

Georgia is an outpost of the British Empire and Stalin just happened to be born in Georgia too.

Joseph Stalin was an MI6 agent at the very pinnacle of the Soviet Union.

"Soviet" was just a cover for MI6.

Hitler felt supremely confident of victory because a fellow agent controlled Russia.

The turning point in the war came at Stalingrad in January 1943.

The turning point of the war came at Stalingrad. Hitler was all ready to follow Napoleon and enter Moscow. 3 things foiled his plans, and instead of Hitler entering Moscow, Stalin entered Berlin:

1. The heroic Greeks and Serbs delayed the invasion of Russia by 2 months.
2. The heroic Russian army fought bravely against the Nazis.
3. General Winter fought furiously against the invaders.
Communism began in Britain with Charles Darwin and Karl Marx. The American Revolution, the French Revolution, and the Russian Revolution were all started by the Jesuits.

The Pope has a powerful weapon at his disposal called EXCOMMUNICATION. During the Dark Ages, this Papal thunder could hurl rulers from their thrones. Queen Elizabeth I was excommunicated by Pope Pius V and this led to the launching of the "Invincible" Spanish Armada in 1588.

To ensure that Hitler was never excommunicated, MI6 had an agent in the very bedroom of the Pope.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 10 Comments [7/15/2014 3:33:15 AM]
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Rep. Gabby Giffords is an actor. She was not shot in the head. 100% fabrication.

Anyone who is just coming to this thread or anyone who says "well it was going good until I watched this specific part, etc," PLEASE WATCH THIS VID.

It is showing how the entire Gabrielle Giffords shooting is a complete hoax and a fabricated event by DHS. Giffords in an actor. 100%

When you get shot in the head there is a tremendous amount of blood. In all video and pictures taken at the shooting, there was no blood whatsoever.

Watch this 5 minute clip and you will see it is all a hoax.

Wake up, welcome to the fake reality our puppet masters want us to accept.

MrE, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [7/14/2014 3:16:49 AM]
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If you look around the globe, there is a lot of very good real estate that is simply not being touched by humanity. Areas that have been designated as national parks, reserves, military bases, etc.

In general, sightings of UFOs and USOs concentrate heavily around these areas.

And you can't tell me that they have been left alone by our capitalist, greedy human governing officials for the good of the planet. That doesn't make any sense.

UFO's have been documented pretty much throughout all of recorded human history in one way or another, whether in art or ancient writings or religious beliefs.

I think that the global elite, the leaders REALLY pulling the strings, have probably always been in some kind of contact with these beings, or aware of them in some way, but I believe things REALLY got mixed up and tied together between humanity and these beings recently, like around the time of Roswell and Eisenhower's reported California conference with some ET's.

I'm not 100% sure of the relationship between these dudes and humanity, but I'm fairly certain that we are either their science/genetic experiment or slave laborers or a combination of both. I wouldn't be surprised if they have been manipulating our genes and breeding us to their specs for quite some time.

My truest epiphany on the situation came when I realized that in virtually all recorded sightings of Greys, witnesses report them as being nude. That doesn't really make sense if they came from somewhere far away - that is more something you would expect from a terrestrial being.

Not to mention the fact that their physical features are characteristic of what you'd expect to see in creatures that evolved in caves or deep under water - with the large eyes and pigmentless skin.

It also doesn't make sense to me that the most intellectually advanced life-form on planet Earth would evolve on it's surface. It just doesn't make sense. The surface of the Earth has been subjected to repeated and extreme climate changes, asteroid impacts and mass extinctions. All of our knowledge about evolution and the fossil record indicates that the species that survived were those that lived in the depths and underground.

I have a feeling that the whole Orson Wells 'War of the Worlds' broadcast was the original psy-op. Chances are, our government was beginning to realize that with human civilization expanding, people were going to be seeing more and more things that they couldn't explain. If they got martians on the brain, they would presume that what they were seeing came from somewhere other than Earth.

And because every LOGICAL and REASONABLE person knows that there's no such thing as martians, anyone who saw something or was abducted or bore witness to something that they couldn't easily explain could easily be labeled crazy and their stories dismissed as absolute lunacy.

Why the push for secrecy? Maybe our government wasn't given a choice - they are likely far more technologically advanced than we are and may have threatened to wipe us out. Or maybe our government didn't want the human civilization status quo messed with.

I do believe that they work in some kind of collaboration with humanities leaders, maybe exchanging tech for secrecy or something else entirely.

Em18966, Godlike Productions 8 Comments [7/13/2014 6:21:25 AM]
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Can there still be any lingering doubt that Obongo, his Globalist handlers, and Sulzberger's glorified propaganda sheet are all "in cahoots" to grind down the American people into 3rd World dependency status? The deliberately fallacious classification of carbon dioxide as a "pollutant" was a trick designed to circumvent Congressional approval for killing the coal industry.

You see, the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) cannot make its own laws, but it can crack down on "pollution". Thus was carbon, the very breath we exhale and the "food" of all vegetation, magically transformed into a form of "pollution" that causes "Global Warming".

Obongo the Evil may have broken every campaign promise that his mendacious Marxist mouth ever muttered; but let's give him some credit for fulfilling one 2008 promise (spoken to a friendly Editorial Board) to wreck the coal industry and drive up electricity prices.

Obongo's statement in black; with your intrepid reporter's biting wise cracks in red [the statements in brackets]:

"The problem is, can you get the American people to say this is really important and force their representatives to do the right thing. (you just love using "force" don't you Obongo. Typical Communist)

That requires mobilizing a citizenry. That requires them understanding what is at stake. Climate change is a great example. (Ah yes, us dumb citizens need to be "required to understand" the junk science of non existent Global Warming / Climate Change)

When I was asked earlier about the issue of coal, under my plan of a cap and trade system electricity rates would sky rocket, even regardless of what I say about whether coal is good or bad. (That's just what a struggling American family needs, higher energy costs)

Because I’m capping greenhouse gasses, coal power plants, natural gas—whatever the plants were, whatever the industry was they’d have to retrofit their operations. That will cost money and they will pass that money on to consumers." (And then you'll piously blame the "greedy energy companies" for engaging in "Capitalist price-gauging")

"If we're going to get serious and cap the emission of green house gasses that are causing global warming (There is no Global warming and you damn well know it, you filthy degenerate Marxist LIAR!) then we are going to be having power plants have to figure out how to reduce carbon, because they’ll have to pay penalties (Penalties, penalties, penalties. Spoken like a true tyrant), if they exceed the cap—and that means they’re going to have to change how they operate.

And that means in turn that they’ll have to ("have to"; more control freak language) make investments (code word for throwing money away) that they’ll try to pass on to consumers and could result in higher electricity prices. (not "could result" monkey boy, WILL result)

In the short term, though, the government will help, (Great. Another welfare scheme. Let's call it ObongoElectric) we’re all going to have to be more energy efficient. (Does that mean that you and that nasty looking First Beast of yours will be curtailing your incessant Global joy riding on Air Force 1 & 2?)

We’re all going to have to (have to?) insulate our homes, change our light bulbs...(Yes Master. Your wish is this humble slave's command)"

This "man" is evil. Pure, unadulterated EVIL!

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 9 Comments [7/13/2014 6:20:26 AM]
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Quote# 102055

These vile, demonic, wretched, blood thirsty Marxist Zionists never quit, do they? Mr. Breyer was just 19 years old when he served in the heroic Waffen SS; an elite fighting force whose tenacity saved all of Europe from Stalin's invading hordes. For that, he ought to awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Instead, he becomes the latest old man to be snatched away from his family, soon to be deported to Merkel's Marxist Germany for trial. There is no word yet on when Germany will go after elderly members of the Jewish led NKVD units who raped and tortured so many innocent Germans.

A heart breaking excerpt from today's story:
"The 89-year-old Johann Breyer shuffled unsteadily into a federal courtroom in Philadelphia on Wednesday morning, using a cane for support as he sank slowly into a chair at the defense table. The retired toolmaker from what was then Czechoslovakia, who immigrated to the United States in 1952, was thin and pale and dressed in a green uniform after a night spent in jail following his arrest at his home in Philadelphia. He looked confused at times, too, but when the judge asked him if he understood why the German authorities wanted to put him on trial there, he answered simply, “Yes.”
"He and his wife, who was with him in the courtroom on Wednesday, lived in a redbrick townhouse in a blue-collar neighborhood of northeast Philadelphia where the small yards are surrounded by chain-link fences. Some neighbors seemed unaware of the earlier accusations against him. “He was a nice guy who fed my dog treats and talked to my parents when they came down,” said Ken Perkins, a neighbor for about 20 years."
As for the "gassings" that Sulzberger's Times alludes to, no one put it better than British Historian David Irving:
"In fact more women died on the back seat of Senator Edward Kennedy's car in Chappaquiddick than ever died in the gas chamber they show the tourists at Auschwitz."
Stories such as this are hard to read. The daily task of reviewing Sulzberger's Times is one that your intrepid author dreads at times. Often, it is good for a laugh. But on days like today, with a story such as this, the emotional mix of deep sorrow and Holy Hatred requires a drink and/or a smoke.
Our hearts and prayers go out to Herr Breyer and his family.

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 10 Comments [7/13/2014 6:20:19 AM]
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