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Quote# 61136

Now, before you judge me as a bitter, raving nut for what you are about to read, consider
the fact that all of what I will say is the truth and was written the day I was wrongfully
terminated from my job at IWB. Remind yourselves that before I encountered your cowardly
resistance to the truth these past 26 years I was the kindest, gentlest man you could meet.

What you people need to understand is that you are all sick and have been made sick by your
mass media. You haven't cared about any justice for John Lennon since your weak parents let
Chapman skip a public trial. You know, the govt. decoy they slurped down like a soda. Now
they'd like all of you to join their farce and pretend everything is fine. Your lives are a
complete and utter nightmare and shame on the people of America for not being well enough
to put their foot down and care. What a weak and ungrateful bunch of slobs and brats.
Well I'm still alive, thanks to all of you, so you can't be all bad. But you all will have
to grow up and do much more if this truth is to be outed. Try picketing your worthless news
stations who specialize in keeping you weak and sick. It sure beats calling me a whacko
just so you can feel good about your coverup. Stephen King isn't denying my van's claims.
IS HE???!!! No, he's not. He knows you're all his silent co-conspirators. He made you evil
with his fear campaign. Did you all know that he was convicted of sex with a 15 year old in
Belfast, Maine in 1992. It's a covered up fact. Your parents are still letting him molest
you all, even now. My advice to the people of America is don't piss off the messenger. Your
future reputation is in my hands. If I get killed the world will know it was all your fault.
That's right. All YOUR fault. And, boy will Americans be hated by the rest of the world
then. If it weren't for me your apathy would have killed Bruce Springsteen in 1992 when
King was palling around with, even jamming on stage with, Bruce. That's right. My radio
spot on WABC blew that plot up when I let everyone know why King was stalking Springsteen.
I saved Bruce's life and he knows it. Hey Bruce, save MY life now. The public is sick
and apathetic and scared.
My web address is lennonmurdertruth@Yahoo.com
Sincerely, Steve Lightfoot


Steve Lightfoot, lennonmurdertruth.com 40 Comments [4/6/2009 11:46:14 AM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 61146

Mormons were involved in the 1993 WTC bombing, the 1995 OKC bombing and 9/11. Further Mormons drafted the "Bush Torture Policy" and re-drafted Bush's" Emergency War Powers Legislation", which could have allowed Dick Cheney (whose wife is Mormon and whose son works in Salt Lake) to become the "Paramount Unitary Executive" of the United States and sieze control of the Federal Government in a time of national emergency. Oddly, this scenario would also have fulfilled Mormon prophecy.

Unknown, Mormon Zeitgeist 32 Comments [4/4/2009 9:10:04 AM]
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Quote# 61118

The Antichrist {Beast} will wage war against all who oppose him, which will be the Christians -- those who reject Satan and follow Jesus as Christ and Lord.

The Governments of England, Western Europe, Canada and Russia have virtually disarmed their citizens except for antiquated hunting rifles. Christians in these countries will offer little resistance to The Antichrist who will control the Military and police forces of the world!


HARRY WALTHER, Satan's Rapture 27 Comments [4/3/2009 9:57:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
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Quote# 61083

*Sniff* *Sniff* I smell a big, fascist rat. So, let's genetically test our babies and if they are going to be conservative, we can abort them willy-nilly, and then if you happen to survive that, if you get too sick, we can kill you willy-nilly.

And I wonder who will make those choices? Probably the government, if they have their way.

It reads like a bad Star Trek episode. Where is Captain Kirk to launch the proton torpedos at Demo-fasci-nazi HQ?

Stephen Brink, American Spectator 34 Comments [4/2/2009 3:20:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 61080


The apparent antipathy between Iran and Israel is fake, the two states are secretly allied in a plot to dominate the world. Their ancient plot is immortalized in the Sumerian/Akkadian literary classic, the Epic of Gilgamesh.

Although the versions of the Epic are widely available on the internet, many people may not be familiar with the tale. I'll summarize...

Enkidu is a powerful brute that lives in the wilderness, who doesn't know his father, doesn't live a settled life and knows nothing of civilization. Uruk is an ancient city ruled by a King named Gilgamesh, that has fallen upon hard times, is in decline and slowly dying. A trapper informs Gilgamesh of some unknown force, Enkidu, in the mountains that is making it difficult for him to capture the creatures of the field. Gilgamesh tells the trapper to take the harlot Shamhat and use her womanly powers to lure and capture Enkidu, stripping him of his power and allowing the trapper to continue his trade. The plan is successful, Enkidu goes to Uruk with the Harlot, where he fights with and befriends Gilgamesh, abandons and turns against the animals, you people, he once protected and goes with Gilgamesh on subsequent murderous adventures, saving Uruk before he dies.

It is clear to me that Enkidu represents the western nations of the present time, while Shamhat is Israel and Gilgamesh is Iran. I've recently thought that Gilgamesh was the Arabian, but now consider Enkidu to be the Arabian.

Israel and Iran's hate of one another is a ruse designed to lure the west, specifically America, as Europe and Russia have already fallen for it, into a war designed to destroy our nation and reduce us to the level of a dog, just as they did to Enkidu.



huckfinn, Above Top Secret 25 Comments [4/2/2009 10:34:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Trike
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Quote# 61073

Several years ago I met a Christian astrologer (trained in the ancient tradition of the "Three Wise Men"....which is a very different astrological method than today's astrologers use) who told me that on July 21st 2009 there would be an extraordinary number of planetary alignments that, in and of themselves, would be highly powerful. But that day contained numerous alignments...you could say it's an alignment of alignments.

And on the very next day, July 22nd 2009, we will have the largest and longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century.

He predicted that a "man" would be crowned as leader of the world on that day, July 21st 2009.

And this man would be no ordinary man, rather an incarnation of Satan. And he would rein for 3 1/2 years....so that his rule would end right around the time of the 2012 Mayan Calendar prophecy.


johnny21, Above Top Secret 44 Comments [4/1/2009 11:05:36 PM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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