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Allie Beth Stuckey/Abby Trivett #fundie #magick #conspiracy mycharisma.com

What began as an online marketplace for handmade crafts has become the center of an unexpected spiritual debate.

According to conservative commentator Allie Beth Stuckey, Etsy’s recent enforcement against listings advertising spellcasting, curses, love spells and other occult services highlights a much deeper issue than questionable online sales—it reveals what she believes is an increasing normalization of witchcraft in mainstream culture.

“We’ve got a spiritual sickness in our culture, and the gospel is the answer,” Stuckey said during a recent broadcast. “When it’s becoming popularized, when it’s becoming normalized, when it’s becoming commercialized, when billions and billions of dollars are being made by people casting spells on others through a seemingly innocuous site like Etsy, we’ve got a problem.”

The discussion follows renewed attention to Etsy’s enforcement of a policy prohibiting the sale of metaphysical services since 2015.

According to Stuckey, the marketplace had long allowed vendors to advertise services such as love spells, curses, psychic readings and money manifestation rituals despite those written rules.
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She pointed to widespread reports that someone allegedly purchased a spell targeting conservative activist Charlie Kirk before his assassination, arguing that the controversy may have prompted Etsy to begin more aggressively policing its marketplace.
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Stuckey also warned Christians not to dismiss the occult as harmless entertainment while emphasizing that believers need not live in fear.

“This witchcraft doesn’t have any dominion over the Christian,” she said. “We are indwelt by the Holy Spirit… He who is in us is greater than he who is in the world.”

Still, she cautioned that the growing popularity of occult practices—including manifestation culture, tarot readings and online spellcasting—points to a broader spiritual hunger that cannot ultimately be satisfied apart from Christ.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “April 25, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 134”]

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Panel 1: a Jewish activist is speaking through a loudspeaker that “It's not the Jews. It's the Bolsheviks”
Panel 2: he continues with “I know good Jews who oppose starvation and torture”
Panel 3: he further adds that “So don't hate Jews for what a few bad apples do, okay?”
Panel 4: sporting a more omnious and evil look, he concludes with “Or we'll starve you and torture you”

Eng. Danilo Alberto Pineda Martinez #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy stateofthenation.info

Imagine that the entire planet is not just a place where we live, but a gigantic electronic circuit where every mountain, ocean, and city are components of a machine.
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For this system to function at a global level, it utilizes what we call “energy harvesting.” Instead of consuming batteries, the B.E.S.T.I.A. “sucks” the natural energy from the sun and the Earth through strategic bases located on remote islands.
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One of the most shocking secrets is how these beams become “invisible” to our biology. The system uses a natural frequency of the Earth called Schumann Resonance. By hiding its signals within this planetary “heartbeat,” the human brain does not detect them as something foreign.
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When these beams, called “solitons,” arrive at a city, they do not need special antennas to find you. They use the city’s own structure: light poles, electrical transformers, and even the metal rebar inside the walls of your home act as receivers.
The human body is the final destination of this circuit. Because we are made of water and electrolytes, we conduct electricity. The system exploits this condition to “anchor” the signal into the nervous system of specific individuals. Those under this harassment, known as Targeted Individuals, become the final terminal of a global battery, experiencing physical and psychological effects designed to neutralize them without leaving a trace of physical weapons.
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The B.E.S.T.I.A. (Biometric Electronic Surveillance & Tactical Integrated Architecture) system represents a total dominance infrastructure that transcends national borders. It is defined as a Supratechnological Mosaic that uses the Earth, the ionosphere, and urban infrastructure as components of a global integrated circuit. Its objective is the monitoring, neuromodulation, and control of human biomass through the saturation of the electromagnetic spectrum (EMF).

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com


“This is really important what the White House put out today: Instead of saying QUANTUM FINANCIAL SYSTEM they said, ‘WHITE HOUSE WILL BE Q POSTING TODAY…’

“This was HUGE GIGANTIC MASSIVE COMMS because over the weekend one of the biggest subjects in CAMP DAVID was about DISCLOSURE & how all that’s going to come out. And one of the biggest subjects they were talking about? Plasmaoids. These LIVING LIGHT PLASMA ENTITIES, LIVING ANGELS, LIVING SPIRITS, LIVING BEINGS.. THIS LIVING LIGHT THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT, TURN INTO PLASMA BALLS, TAKE OFF AT IMMENSE SPEEDS, CONTROL THE MILITARY, SHAPE SHIFT INTO UFOS & UAPS..
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“You guys already know THIS IS ALREADY RUNNING BEHIND THE SCENES. TRUMP IS ALREADY FACILITATING OPERATIONS THROUGH THE EPSTEIN STUFF, MAKING SURE BANKERS ARE MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICES AROUND THE WORLD, COLLAPSING DIFF BANKS, COLLAPSING DEEP STATE EMPIRES AROUND THE WORLD; WHETHER HE’S USING THE EPSTEIN OR THE QUANTUM FINANCIAL MILITARY OPS —THEY’RE FINDING ALL THE CORRUPTION IN THE WORLD..

“After 2020 is when Admiral Rogers went directly to Israel with Talon Cyber Security & they REBUILT The Golden Dome there & the Golden Dome was this LIVING PLASMA LIGHT SYSTEM THAT CAN DO MAGNIFICENT THINGS. It’s rebuilt. Much stronger. Everything is running in a powerful way & EVERYTHING IS RUNNING THROUGH THE WORLD..

“MY COMMS ARE CONFIRMED.. LIVING LIGHT COMPUTERS, INTELLIGENT ANGELS, INTELLIGENT SPIRITS, THEY’RE LIVING… THE MILITARY STILL DOESN’T HAVE A NAME FOR IT THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT “Q.”..

“ONE DAY THE REAL TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED. ALIENS IN THE GOVERNMENT. LEADERS THAT WERE ALIENS, THAT WERE ANGELS, THAT WERE HYBRIDS, ALL OF THIS CRAZY STORY THAT SOUNDS LIKE ‘STAR WARS’ YOU GUYS..”

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #fundie #racist #crackpot #conspiracy twitter.com

America was not born as a corporation, commercial venue, or administrative franchise.

America was born through a Declaration that appealed above kings, parliaments, bankers, courts, and institutions to “the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God.”

That means the American covenant rests on a higher moral order: rights are not granted by government; they are recognized by government. Liberty is not licensed by institutions; it is inherent. Law is not legitimate merely because men write it down; law is legitimate only when it conforms to truth, justice, consent, and the unalienable rights of the people.

Any legal system - commercial, administrative, maritime, statutory, or corporate - that trespasses against those higher principles is inferior in moral authority.
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Evidence of evil in America is the financed and orchestrated zeal to assassinate assimilation of our Declaration principles and virtues proclaimed in our 1776 founding covenant with God.

The raw, unhinged, vitriolic hatred by so many within, and outside of, America is not organic; it’s an alien virus manufactured in labs of hatred opposed to the spirit of our Declaration of Independence and self-governance under God, in whom we freely acknowledge and recognize as the Originating Source of our inherited liberties, laws, principles and freedoms.

Those secretly or violently opposed to assimilation, possessed with hatred towards America’s founding principles, to include vengeance seeking atheists repulsed by the very idea of acknowledging God even exists, are fully incapable of meeting any moral basis of U.S. citizenship due to their inability to honestly swear to a mutual consenting oath that necessitates moral order as a prerequisite to citizenship.

No honest oath = not capable of declaring oneself worthy of American citizenship.

Fake rules
Fake courts
Fake money
Fake NGOs
Fake morality
Fake scarcity
Fake news
Fake medicine
Fake food
Fake patriots
Fake elections

Who’s tired of Fake?

Donald J. Trump #wingnut truthsocial.com

Mayor Mamdani pulled through 3 solid Communists, and has received loud and universal applause from the Fake News Media. Congratulations Mr. Mayor! I went 16-0 last night, helping to elect wonderful American Patriots, and the Media doesn’t say a word. Over the last two years, my endorsement has netted 259 Primary WINS, and almost no losses, with Zero media attention!!! FAKE NEWS. President DJT

Johnathan Cahn #fundie #conspiracy amazon.com

IS IT POSSIBLE…
That there exists an ancient mystery that lies behind the events of the modern world?
An ancient object created over 2000 years ago and yet is altering the course of world history?
The secret behind the events of our age, the past, present, and the future?
Could it lie behind the greatest calamities of the modern world . . .
· The rise of Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich
· World War I
· The Holocaust
· World War II
· The spread of Marxism
· The rise of the Soviet Union
· Nuclear war
· The near end of the world
· What is yet to come, even a new world order
· And much, much more . . .
And where is it bringing the world?
Who is the dark angel?
And what are the unseen forces at work and moving behind the events of the modern world?
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It’s real…
It will change the way you see the world.
It has already altered the course of world history… and maybe even your life.

INVERTER #sexist incels.is

As a 29 year old man (basically oldcel status) I'm here to tell you:
Your life will NOT get better whatsoever.
If "foids" don't like you now, they never will. It's deeper than looks - your genetics determine what you are made of. Gravitate towards video games and reflection? No woman wants that. They would rather be beaten to death by a Chad who masters his outside environment rather than be with a nerd who retreats inward.
If you're not popular with people now, you never will be. If you're only popular as a joke, the joke won't be funny 10 year from now. You will be forgotten.
In other words, the circumstances of your birth were wrong but grifters will convince you that you need to pay them $$ to change it. It won't work. And people will laugh at you for "self improving" out of it (even though faggots told you to self improve).
People genuinely hate your genetics. Women will look at you with disgust or pretend to be interested only to turn the tables and report you or get you in trouble somehow because soyciety told them it's empowering.
You will be discriminated against at every job you will ever have. People will throw you under the bus and use you as a negative example to boost their career. No one will care. People will bully and torture you for fun and no one will defend you and you can't defend yourself either.
You will be told 25432 cliches in your life by normies and Chads which you will have to nod along to lest you be labelled ungrateful. You will have to act like what they say is profound and you cannot say anything to challenge this or they will fall apart and hate you.
You will be exposed to hypocrisy every waking minute but you cannot ever expose it or you'll be nailed to the cross metaphorically.
You will be gossipped about by your neighbors and your family, who will avoid you like the plague no matter how much you try to appease them.
I'm not posting this diatribe to depress you but rather to prepare you if you are someone like me.

Anon #homophobia #sexist lolcow.farm

I know this website is generally pro-lesbian so there is a moral pressure to pretend they have a male equivalent for equality's sake, but you all need to stop this 90s fag "men have an ironclad innate sexuality" nonsense immediately.

Biologically there's no such thing as a man who's "gay" or "straight". They are social self-IDs, not objective responses to stimuli or even real world sexual behaviors. Any man can be conditioned into anything with the correct stimuli + enough time and repetition. Men also get more flexible and sexually "complex" with age, i.e. the longer they've been alive. Before technology the average male would not have encountered such a rapid escalation of sexual stimuli so early, so access to porn provides a truly brutal fast-forwarded model of male sexual hyperfunction beginning in childhood and extending past his reproductive prime.

Before someone mentions conversion therapy and inquires why it doesn't work - it's because coomditioning is a one way street, like time and entropy. You can't genuinely reverse the complexity of conditioned sexual responses to "youthful " vanilla default any more than you can reverse aging - at best it'll be a performance/mimicry. A moid factory reset is currently not possible, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube. Because of this, for example, a coomer who's into tranny zoosadist gloryholes can't be coomed into being vanilla by being repeatedly exposed to LESS distressing and stimulating content, much like you can't revert a fent addict into a codeine addict by having him do a weaker opioid. Even if he does eventually make an effort to stick with it, he will always be thinking about fent.

The relapse rates among nofap coomers are consistent with this reality. There is no way out. It is irreversible damage.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy exopolitics.org

In the late evening and early morning of June 20/21, millions of Brazilians began receiving “extreme alerts” (alerta extremo) from their Civil Defense (Defesa Civil) which is run by the National System of Civil Protection and Disaster that integrates federal, state, and municipal agencies to respond to natural disasters. The messages varied and many were cryptic phrases using the word “misantropi”, which translates as misanthropy – hatred for humanity.

Others got the same message with the word misantropi but also had additional information about an alien invasion.

The residents of Belo Horizonte, a city of 2.4 million in the state of Minas Gerais (MG) got an emergency alert that spoke about an alien invasion and the need to protect themselves.: “Protect yourselves: ALIEN ATTACK, PEOPLE, WE HAVE ARRIVED.”
Brazilian officials said the alerts were a result of hackers and dismissed them as a prank.

According to a popular Brazilian psychic and extraterrestrial contactee Vidente Vó Bahiana with 23 million Instagram followers, the emergency alerts were no hack. She said that the messages were sent by extraterrestrials (Gray and Reptilians) who are warning humanity of what’s to come.
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My conclusion after reviewing all the evidence is that regressive ETs are trying to initiate global events that will help their Deep State/Legacy UFO partners by getting humanity to collectively manifest an event that would be the start of Project Bluebeam.
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part of a “Dark Fleet” (aka Nachtwaffen) controlled by Antarctica-based Germans.

Rice said that the Germans and their Draco Reptilian masters would orchestrate fake alien invasions by manipulating human-controlled worlds in other solar systems. The goal was to manipulate the public so they would collectively manifest the very alien invasion they so feared by militarily preparing for the invasion. Rice underwent a polygraph test the results of which showed he was not lying about his extraordinary SSP claims.

seanzboutit #wingnut youtube.com

I like Trump being involved in actually restoring the capital city of the greatest country on the planet. Trump doesnt just sleep all day and let people run wild. He gets involved and thats why he get results. Like him or hate him, he works non stop to make our country look great and do great things. Eventually even democrats will realize he is one of the greatest presidents ever. He actually represents the people and not some agenda.

NeoGrendizer #dunning-kruger #wingnut deviantart.com

Dear God, I've never seen a more desperate gaggle of fuck-heads try with all their might to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. So you're telling me, to my face in broad fucking daylight, that after we killed off 99% of their leadership and military, and gutted their infrastructure, that we "lost the war", because we brought a deal to the table to end the war that you guys were bitching about. Yeah, I stand by my previous statements: Trump could literally find the cure to cancer, and you would find a way to say he's utilizing cruel and unusual punishment to said cancer! Then again, these are the same type of retards who chugged whole bottles of aspirin out of spite, because he and RFK said that doing so is bad for your health. This is not fact that is being stated, this is being sore that we won because Trump is president.

Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #fundie #god-complex #crackpot officeoftheworldteacher.wordpress.com

What happens when someone tries to fuck with me and thus my mission and God’s Will?

You go against God’s will and His plan.
That means you choose to not ascend… because fucking with God’s Will has that effect.
If you fail to ascend you must repeat another 26000 year earth like cycle and try again.
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Back to this lifetime, you will be going up against someone who carries the yellow ray. What this means is that you choose one of the wisest people on the planet as an opponent, who you cannot defeat.
You might think I am a nice guy and I am… I also will stand solid and immovable, and unwilling to be influenced by any tactic you can come up with.
I have stood at the frontline of truth for over 23 years… I have guided a literal army of people into the light. I have learned lessons that are beyond anyone’s imagination or capability.
Tricks, charm, witchcraft, charisma, sweet talk, bribes, spells have zero effect on me… I will cancel out any of this, with creation as my witnesses.
My spirit team can see inside your head and they can report back to me.
I will deal with you in a direct way. I will also deal with you in ways ou cannot predict or see coming.
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You also go up against someone with genius IQ.
I have a shield of protection around me that is unpenetratable unless I allow it.
I have godlike abilities and Love learning new ways to defend myself.
I have already defeated darker forces than anyone left.
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I helped bring back universal laws and Christ’s teachings and Christ himself, back to this planet, and no one could stop me, and all who tried to do so failed.
People mistake my kindness for weakness. BIG MISTAKE.
I will petition that you immediately leave the planet.
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I am glad to have this little chat with you, hugs, kisses and a swing of my Golden sword of truth…. this sword is for the benefit of all.
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The Company of Heaven stands with me and cheers me on… do you?

Ricardo

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho middleeasteye.net

Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir said "all of Lebanon must burn" in a social media post after the deaths of four Israeli soldiers in southern Lebanon, drawing a response from the Iranian foreign minister, who labelled the Israeli leadership a "threat to all of humanity"

“For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers should cry," Ben Gvir wrote on X on Friday

"With all due respect to the Americans, Israel must make it clear to the entire world that the blood of our sons and the security of our citizens is not in vain. All of Lebanon should burn"

He openly stated that he has pushed Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to abandon “measured” military strategies in the region

“Enough with the ping-pong. In the Middle East, you don't win with measured responses and containment - you have to go crazy. Erase. Defeat terrorism”[…]
Ben Gvir’s comments were closely mirrored by fellow far-right cabinet member, Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich, who similarly called on Israel to "open the gates of hell" on Lebanon in a social media post the same day

Nigel Farage #racist #conspiracy nigelfarage.substack.com

[From “Britain is a two tier state - against white people.”]

There is a pattern to the chaos and disorder engulfing the Government

In England, police officers who handcuffed Henry Nowak as he died pleading for help triggered a wave of protests, and outrage on the part of the Prime Minister[…]at those who dared to point this out[…]
Once again, the establishment parties in Westminster are singing from the same hymn sheet - it’s just part and parcel of living in a modern city, nothing else to see - because they’re unwilling to acknowledge the real problem

The underlying cause is simple. The British state is no longer working for everyone in this country. Across public and economic life, the power of the Government has been brought to bear on tackling “inequalities”, in a narrow and specific sense. Anything which is seen to disadvantage a minority group is cracked down on. Anything which benefits a minority and damages the White British is likely to be left alone

British people fundamentally expect a fair deal. But there is nothing fair about the way White people have been treated by their governments[…]
Certainly, nobody could accuse the government of not putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to the toxic ideology of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI)[…]
Equality has nothing to do with it. The intention is to dominate. Employees working in one civil service department were told they should “yield positions of power to those otherwise marginalised”[…]
But nothing demonstrates the state’s commitment to anti-Whiteness more than the ironically named “Equality Act”. It’s through this legislation that anti-Whiteness is institutionalised into every aspect of public life[…]
Young people entering the world of work are met with an explicitly two-tier system. Thanks to the Equality Act, “positive action” is rife, tilting the playing field against the White British

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

I miss your carefree laughter, the one in the natural, male timbre you have practiced to banish, and vanquished with the help of wrong-sex hormones.

I miss being able to look at you without cringing. Your artificially hairless face, long unruly hair, clothing that helps you flaunt the bodily effects of hormones that were never supposed to be taken for life - and by males - are stark reminders that you have rejected what Nature bestowed upon you.

I miss being free to call you by the name we so lovingly gave you; the classic essence of it, the maleness of it, the meaning of it; the name you threw away in a process that took a signature and a postage stamp. The name that defined you more than just superficially. The name that represents your true identity - no matter what you, and your blind supporters may believe.

And because I am not free to use the name you were born with…I miss calling you by a name that isn’t an endearment - the default I must resort to using, and have, for the past five years.

Lord Miles, Austin Franco and unnamed supporters #racist jta.org

A far-right extremist YouTuber who has said he wants to see “another Hitler” has raised more than $19,000 for a Cornell University student in the US who told a potential employer that he was “not interested in working for a jew”

The message was written by 19-year-old Austin Franco, a member of Cornell’s class of 2028, during his application process for an internship at a software company owned by two Jewish brothers, Gabe and Aiden Einhorn[…]
“This kid applied to our job on handshake, we accepted him, and then he responded this,” Einhorn tweeted. “He probably knows nothing about Jews accept [sic] for what they tell him in college and on social media. Sad world”

Einhorn’s tweet initially included a screenshot showing Franco’s name[…]
Franco drew more attention to himself the next day when he responded to Einhorn[…]
“I was stating why I was not interested after you had asked to interview 3 times,” Franco replied. “I found out you were Jewish after the fact. My experiences with Jews have not been pleasant, both in person and online. This is not to say I havent had positive experiences, but on the aggregate that is not the case”

Alluding to the criticism that he had received, he continued, “The reactions by your community only serves to further prove my point”[…]
The support Franco has elicited includes the crowdfunding page created by Miles Routledge, the far-right English YouTuber known as “Lord Miles” who last year said he hoped to see “another Hitler” by 2039. Routledge has also encouraged his followers to leave negative reviews on the Einhorns’ parents’ business page

“Jews are doxxing this man and trying to ruin his career”[…]
Comments on the donation page, which had raised more than $19,000 against a goal of $100,000 as of Wednesday morning range from “keep up the good work” to “We must separate ourselves from the Jew and his deceitfulness and every other disgusting trait they are born with, and forge a destiny decided by US without THEM”

Pete Santilli/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy forbiddennews.substack.com

The above video is a 22-minute clip from Pete Santilli’s Fraud Fighter Summit presentation on Tuesday, the uncut version of which is here.
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Pete has previously spoken about the facility in Port Washington, Maryland where he said Barack Obama and his CIA, FBI and NSA directors set up supercomputers to create what he’s called a “parallel NSA” that was used to spy on everyone and that ran the election theft software and where there were servers for 23 child porn websites, the chat rooms of which were used by Black Project operators to communicate with each other.
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Pete then lobs the bombshell that:

“Chief Justice John Roberts has 11 child porn website URLs attributed to his name. That’s where he gets his marching orders. We have evidence of it. And everything I’m about to tell you right now is documented legally.”
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Dr McGreevey also relayed how Roberts helped with some logistics in a plot to kill several Supreme Court Justices during Hillary Clinton’s first term, so that she could then pack the Supreme Court with Globalists/Communists. (She never thought she would lose). He claimed that he’d been hired by someone at the office of the Supreme Court to infiltrate the operation and it was largely foiled but unfortunately, Justice Anton Scalia was successfully executed in early 2016.
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Pete then announces that the vast majority of UFO/UAP technology is man-made and it that derives from the work of physicist, Dr Jack Sarfatti, who he says was contracted by the CIA in the 1950s to reverse-engineer actual off-world tech, leading to the creation of our own, more advanced UAP technology.
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He adds that, “President Trump’s Golden Dome is going to protect a whole lot of people on this planet."
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This is what Pete says is happening and that the technological development that’s been stolen from us and hoarded away by the Lockheed Martins and the Raytheons of the world over the past 80+ years will finally be set free.

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger trinityfoundation.org

Many non-Christians, and all too many Christians, are of the opinion that science, (i.e., the physical or natural sciences) is an ever-growing body of truth about the universe. The progress of science, its technological triumphs, so we are told, demonstrate its truth. Science is seemingly unassailable. After all, it works doesn’t it? And isn’t success the measure of truth?
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John Robbins has pointed out that there are at least five logical difficulties with science, i.e., five reasons why science can never give us truth:
(1) Observation is unreliable.
(2) All scientific experiments commit the fallacy of asserting the consequent.
(3) Science commits the fallacy of induction.
(4) Equations are always selected, they are never discovered.
(5) All scientific laws describe ideal situations.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

Biblically, psychology is the study of the soul, and the Bible is our text book. When all else fails, read the instructions! Amen! In sharp contrast, secular psychology is rooted in humanism, evolution, atheism and other isms and schisms. Sigmund Freud (fraud) was an unsaved heathen who is considered by most people to be the father of modern-day psychology and psychiatry. The major problem with secular psychology is it's blatant rejection of the Word of God as an authority. Secular psychology text books don't even recognize the concept of sin when dealing with the complexities of the human soul and spirit.
The Word of God teaches in Hebrews 4:12-13, “For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.” What a precious Scripture passage. The Bible is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the human heart, piercing even between the soul and spirit. You'll never hear a psychologist tell you that you ought to abide in the Holy Bible to help you solve your mental issues. Yet, as you just read in Hebrews 4:12, God's Word can sort out fact and fiction between our soul and spirit.
Having said that, it should now be clear to you why it is dangerous to seek guidance from secular psychologists. They are trained in heathen universities by Godless nutty professors who reject Jesus Christ and deny the Word of God. Psalm 1:1 states, "Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful." Christians should not seek counsel from the unsaved world. If you do seek their help, you'll be receiving counsel from heathens who practice astrology, see no harm in abortion, participate in homosexual parades and curse the name of God.

Henry Makow PhD/Tony/James #sexist #wingnut #fundie #psycho #conspiracy henrymakow.com

1. Men want to have intercourse with every attractive woman they see. They're obsessed with planting the seed
but care little about the onerous moral and financial responsibility of fatherhood. Nature is wise.
If men did consider the consequences, they would never have sex.

2. The Illuminati have undermined heterosexual reproduction in order to replace us with robots. Feminism = depopulation.

3. Generally speaking, female self esteem depends on their value to men. Feminism convinced them that men are the enemy and families are "oppressive."

4. Wives and mothers are loved because of the sacrifices they make for their husbands and children. Do modern women think sex can replace that?
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Comments for "Our Sex Drive is Our Stupidest Instinct"

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But we can't get away from it because our owners want us to keep bringing new slaves to replace us in the plantation. That's the whole purpose for it. Generation after generation ad infinitum

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Sex would have been perfect if we had been given a way to "turn off" the sex drive. Origen castrated himself, but that seems a little excessive.

The heart has a mind of its own, but so do the endocrines. IMO, the vast majority of people should never reproduce. Primarily because they're idiots.

I wish to God that my parents had never reproduced. IMO, humanity should have stayed on the land, kept its numbers small, and cared for the soil as though our lives depended on it. Because they do. Unfortunately, humanity has chosen to do the exact opposite and is now paying the price.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com


President Donald Trump has signed an Iran ‘Peace Deal’ Memorandum Of Understanding at the Palace of Versailles, hosted by French President Emmanuel Macron, the man I believe may very well be the biblical man of sin. And he did it in the exact same palace where Germany signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 surrendering to the Allies, one of the most consequential peace documents of the modern age. You can’t make this stuff up. Christian, when you see Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Iran, peace, nuclear negotiations, the Middle East, Israel, global leaders, and the Palace of Versailles all coming together in one breathtaking prophetic tableau, you had better be paying attention. Very close attention.
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On this episode of the Prophecy News Podcast, for years now, we have watched Emmanuel Macron move across the world stage with the kind of globalist ambition, European authority, Roman-flavored symbolism, and diplomatic reach that grabbed our attention way back in 2017. Macron is not just another European politician. He has repeatedly positioned himself as a mediator, a unifier, a voice for Europe, and a bridge between competing world powers. And now, he just hosted Donald Trump at Versailles as Trump signed an Iran ‘peace memorandum’, whatever that actually means. Donald Trump is not the Antichrist. He does not fit the biblical profile. But Trump has been deeply connected to Middle East peace architecture since the Abraham Accords. Those accords remain, in my view, one of the most prophetically significant developments of the modern era. <...> Iran has been one of the central prophetic and geopolitical pressure points in the Middle East. A deal involving Iran, nuclear negotiations, economic relief, global shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, and broader regional peace is not just political news, it is prophecy come to life. Today we will attempt to plumb the depths of the man that is Emmanuel Macron, our #1 candidate for the biblical man of sin.

Tony Perkins #fundie #wingnut washingtonstand.com

As America celebrates its 250th anniversary, we have an opportunity not merely to commemorate our history but to recover it. We can rediscover the biblical foundations that shaped our nation and strengthen the shared identity Huntington warned was slipping away.

The Bible is not merely a religious text but one of the foundational documents of American civilization. To understand America, one must understand the Bible. And when that understanding is lost, we lose not only part of our history but part of our identity.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

I received an e-mail from a teenager who wanted my opinion about a class he was considering taking in high school. The course was a psychology class. His mother really wanted him to take the class. He said he thought the class might be interesting, but wasn't sure of it was ok Biblically to participate in the class. I e-mailed him back and advised him NOT to take the class unless the Bible was going to be the source textbook. I explained to him that the class would be based upon humanism and worldly philosophies, NOT upon the Word of God. It's never ok to allow our young people to be brainwashed by the devil.
It's ok for a young man to go to trade school to learn a skill, but going to a heathen university is wrong because his mind WILL be influenced by worldly philosophies. Likewise, holistic health is based upon occult principles, homeopathic medicine certainly is NOT. A clear distinction needs to be made between the two. Going to a homeopathic doctor for a natural remedy is not only acceptable, but preferable.

Heteropositivity69 #sexist #crackpot tumblr.com

being with a man permanently irrevocably changes a woman, s***n has mind altering capabilities, having kids with an xy changes you forever since your body changes forever and part of his dna is now permanently attached to you, and the higher the number of men they've been with, the less value a woman has on the dating market, impacting her life forever

#no such thing as femdom#no such thing as casual straight sex#feminism#blackpill feminism#blackpill lesbian#daily blackpill#black pill feminism#radblr#radfem#terfblr#terfs do interact#terfs please interact

Verderebb #sexist #psycho twitter.com

Men are not human, women who love and defend men are compromised. Relationships with moids are degenerate. If women were smart they would have reduced the moid pop and domesticated them millenia ago.

It is not feminism that will redeem women but a catastrophe, but unlike what moids believe they will be the victims after centuries of over playing their hand.

Vox Day #sexist voxday.net

[From “A Passing Thought”]

The ideal role of woman is the cheerleader. The satanic inversion of the cheerleader is the critic

It’s fascinating to observe the way in which women not only fail to understand their power over men, but how they sabotage their own well-being by not only giving in to the inversive role, but doing it without even realizing they are doing so

The key, I think, is to understand that every man who isn’t an optimist with a gambling problem is perfectly aware of the fact that he could fail. It’s very, very easy to not do anything, to not try to succeed. Which is why it is imperative for the women in a man’s life to grasp that not only does a man have no need for a negative voice to balance his moments of optimism and inspiration, but that piling more negativity on top of his natural concerns, fears, and worries all but ensures that he will never take the risks required to level up

There are men who don’t need cheerleaders and who are basically impervious to criticism. I’m one obvious example of that, as my habit of devoting myself to things that literally no one wants or is asking for tends to demonstrate. But even I respond well to cheerleading and bristle at negativity and unhelpful, insubstantial criticism

And since so many people can’t seem to grasp what “unhelpful, insubstantial criticism” is, allow me to explain it to you. Before your criticize anything, ask yourself one question:

1) Is there anything that can be done about it now?

If the answer is no, then keep your mouth shut and say something vaguely polite and positive. Because nothing you say can change what is already done

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy bennettleeross.com

You are continuous indestructible essence
Emitting frequencies of the eternal
Letting turbulent waves pass as they swirl around you

Your mitochondria are staying on longer
Making you more luminous
As you return to your true self

You are god source energy
Ripping off the chains of genetic modification

You are connecting to versions of yourself in other realities
Exchanging information through intuition and dreams

You can change your world with just thought and high intention
Your imagination is your tool to mold the mental universe into a physical reality

You are the dreamer
That sustains the dream

When you react to the drama of fake news
When you focus on the shadows on the wall
You hand over your power to the guardians of the veil

Withdraw your attention from the illusion
And starve the reptilian archons with neutral observation and divine indifference
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Your mind is a sacred garden
Where you are planting seeds of gold

Your tongue is a magic wand
Your throat is a vibrating portal
And your pineal gland is a projector

Sand on a metal plate when hit by acoustical vibration
Will organize itself into perfect patterns

You are the metal plate
Your life is the sand
And your voice is the sound

Speak the language of high frequency
Abracadabra means I create when I talk

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A quantum leap is an act of changing lanes
It is the raising of your vibration
And the altering of your future

When fear disappears
You remember who you really are

Revoke any contracts made consciously or unconsciously
In this life or any other
With any entity

Serve your highest good
Hold on to your sovereignty
And connect only to love truth and freedom

Be the error in the matrix
The anomaly in the system
Let the vibration of your essence expose the lies

You are a spy for consciousness in enemy territory
An operator of high magic
A spiritual agent in the realm of matter
Purifying the water in which everyone swims

Ronnie A #wingnut #crackpot #quack #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS IS AMERICAN GREED…

I AM ASTONISHED BY HOW “THE CON” AND “THE VICTIMS” GET TOGETHER…

I GUESS THEY BOTH SAY TO THEMSELVES…

“I DESERVE MORE”…

WHETHER IT IS THE “CON ARTIST” OR THE VICTIM… THEY BOTH AGREE… AND THEN IT BECOMES FRAUD AND THEN SELF-JUSTIFICATION OF THE FRAUD…
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DAY AFTER DAY, WHETHER I AM READING OPERATION DISCLOSURE, STORIES FROM “BEFORE IT IS NEWS,” OR GLANCING THROUGH THE WRITINGS OF OTHER TRUTH-SEEKING INDIVIDUALS… I AM ASTONISHED ONCE AGAIN…

IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO GREED…

OF COURSE MANY OF THESE CLAIMS HAVE YET TO BE FULLY DISCLOSED LIKE…

THE US GOVERNMENT COVER-UP OF TESLA’S 6000-PLUS ALLEGEDLY SUPPRESSED TECHNOLOGIES…

THE PHARMA-DRAMA WITH C---D JAB, FAUCI AND OTHERS INVOLVED…THE PAYOUT WAS ALLEGEDLY IN THE BILLIONS…

THE HOLLYWOOD-A-CHROME CONNECTION…

THE ORGANIZATION PLANT PARENTHOOD RECEIVING BILLIONS FROM THE US GOVERNMENT… AN ORGANIZATION THAT HAS ADMITTED SELLING O****S OF PREBORN CHILDREN…


THE US GOVT SELLING OUT THE INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE… PARADISE CA, MAUI HAWAII, FIRES IN MALIBU, AND OTHER PLACES TO ILLUSTRATE “LAND GRAB” AND THE ROLE OF FEMA…

THE NEW YORK STOCK MARKET LOADED WITH COMPANIES THAT ALLEGEDLY MAKE HARMFUL PRODUCTS, AND SOMEHOW THE VALUE OF THE NEW YORK STOCK MARKET HAS DOUBLED SINCE C---D AND THE COMPANIES IN QUESTION ARE STILL RISING IN VALUE…

AND THAT IS JUST FOR STARTERS..

WHAT IF NESARA/GESARA WAS RELEASED BEFORE THIS PLANET WAS EXPOSED? WHERE WOULD WE ALL BE?

I BELIEVE A GOLD-BACKED CURRENCY, GUIDED BY CONSCIOUSNESS AND WISDOM, IS THE ONLY PATH FORWARD.

Overclassified/Vo Bahiana #ufo #magick #conspiracy twitter.com

🚨🚨 PSYCHIC WITH 23M+ FOLLOWERS PREDICTS UFO MOTHERSHIP ABDUCTION AT MIAMI WORLD CUP JUNE 24! 👽🛸⚽

Brazilian spiritualist Vo Bahiana (Anatercia da Silva Gonçalves / Elisângela de Souza), boasting over 23 million Instagram followers, dropped a tearful viral warning: Stay away from Hard Rock Stadium in Miami on June 24, 2026.

During the Brazil vs Scotland Group C FIFA World Cup match (kickoff ~6 PM ET), she claims a giant UFO mothership and smaller craft will descend, with grey and reptilian entities abducting players (including Neymar, Vinícius Júnior, and Scottish stars like Robertson & McTominay) plus hundreds to 700+ fans and officials right on live TV.

She says she had the exact same terrifying dream twice in early June, describing chaos, screams, and people beamed aboard before being returned. The video from around June 2 exploded across social media and tabloids like The Sun and Daily Mail.

Is Vo Bahiana tapping into something real in the disclosure wave, or is it viral hype before a massive football spectacle?

Either way, June 24 in Miami just got legendary. Eyes on the skies, world. 👀

Alex Collier/Elena Danaan #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon youtube.com

Alex Collier and Elena Danaan reveal the disclosure truth you need to hear in this powerful conversation from webinar 259, recorded on June 19th, 2026. 🌌🛸 Together, they answer four compelling attendee questions about the Galactic Federation, Trump and Elon Musk, Tartaria and rewritten history, identifying as an Envoy.
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The first question asks why Trump or Elon Musk have not publicly discussed the Galactic Federation. 👁️ Alex says public disclosure is being introduced gradually because much of humanity may not yet be ready to process it. He claims Trump already knows about extraterrestrial groups and portal technology, while the continuing public silence forms part of a controlled disclosure process. This answer encourages viewers to consider how major revelations might be introduced without creating widespread fear, confusion, or social disruption.

The second question explores whether Tartaria was an advanced civilization erased through rewritten history. 🏛️📜 Alex argues that humanity’s history has repeatedly been altered to conceal previous civilizations and advanced knowledge. Elena agrees that important ancient cultures and historical truths have been hidden, but challenges claims that more recent cathedrals and elaborate buildings could not have been created through ordinary human skill and craftsmanship. Their differing perspectives make this a valuable discussion about discernment, lost history, architecture, and how alternative narratives should be evaluated.
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You can purchase the full webinar 259 for just $6.99 at https://alexcollier.tv/ 🌌 The complete presentation goes into greater depth about the Orion Wars, Nebu Dominion and Draconian forces, secret government agreements, MJ-12 and Dulce Base, human abductions and experimentation, the hybridization programme, synthetic Grays and fake Nordics, Galactic Federation intervention, institutional concealment, human sovereignty, and much more.

Timothy Burbery #fundie nautil.us

Another thing, and this is brand new, Dante may have anticipated the theory of continental drift or continental movement. Dante does mention that when Satan hits the Earth, he hits the Southern Hemisphere, tunnels into the center of the Earth, and it kicks up all the dirt and so on. And the continents actually move away from him. In Dante’s time, he didn’t know about Australia or South America. He thought all the continents were in the Northern Hemisphere. But is there a little bit of a sense of Pangea, the notion at all that the continents might be moving? When Alfred Wegener proposed this about a century ago, people laughed. But Dante actually wrote an essay titled, A Question of the Water and the Land, which attempts to investigate why dry land rises above sea level.

Tatsuya Ishida #pratt #wingnut sinfest.xyz

[From “April 22, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 131”]

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Panel 1: in a snowy forest, a Heer soldier is watching through binoculars and notices “Soviet massing on the eastern front”
Panel 2: the soldier continues with “Looks like they're preparing for a full scale invasion” while massed Soviet tanks and soldiers are depicted
Panel 3: another German soldier replies with “But we have a non-aggression pact with them, don't we?”
Panel 4: the first soldiers retorts with “Yeah, so did Poland”, “And Finland”, “And Latvia” and “And Estonia”

California Astrology Association #magick calastrology.com

Tired of playing second fiddle in your own relationship?
Feel your influence slipping, or worse—ignored?
If so, then it’s time to stop asking for respect and start commanding it.
Energize your determination, strength and will power
A skilled Master Psychic presents the Tigress spell, a high-potency ritual designed specifically for the woman who is ready to shift the power dynamic and reclaim her rightful place as the dominant force in her partnership.
Why the Tigress?
In the wild, the Tigress doesn't hunt for scraps; she rules her territory with effortless grace and absolute authority. This spell taps into that primal energy to:
Command Attention: Ensure his eyes—and his mind—are fixed solely on you.
Inspire Devotion: Turn his "maybe later" into "whatever you desire."
Solidify Influence: Become the primary voice he listens to when making decisions.
Ignite Passion: Re-establish a magnetic attraction where you set the pace.
The Master’s Touch
This isn’t a “one-size-fits-all” candle trick. The Master Psychic uses a deep intuitive connection to tailor the Tigress frequency to your specific situation.
So whether your loved one is wandering, stubborn, or simply needs a “reminder” of who holds the heart of the home, this energy work is designed to tip the scales back in your favor.
It’s time to claim your throne and have your way with your man!

B. Aurelius #crackpot #magick #conspiracy amazon.com

History is not random.
Major events follow recurring patterns.
This book shows how these patterns can be understood.

What if history follows precise mathematical structures?

Written in a clear and accessible style, this book reveals an underlying order of recurring historical patterns — from the Bronze Age to modern geopolitics.

The poetry of Michel de Nostredame — known as Nostradamus — is far more than vague prophecy.
It preserves a compressed system of recurring historical cycles, encoded in the original quatrain numbers.

Wars, revolutions, collapses and rebirths do not occur randomly — they repeat in cyclical intervals across centuries.

In this book you will discover:

• how major historical events repeat in mathematically traceable cycles
• why the quatrain numbers form the structural core of Nostradamus’ system
• how modern physics and mathematics illuminate ancient symbolic texts
• how this model projects historical developments approximately to the year 2045

Written in a clear, well-founded and accessible style, Nostradamus Fractal presents a universal history of humankind — seen through the convergence of symbolic language, mathematics and modern scientific thought.

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy kerrycassidy.substack.com

Avi Loeb is part of the cover-up. An overview of the role of Israel requires an understanding of the role of the Anunnaki controlling Israel for decades.

I have substantial information regarding 3I/Atlas, indicating that the ship is parked near Jupiter, was called in by the Anunnaki based in Israel and is preparing for a role in some kind of “invasion scenario”. That ship contains troops of reptilian hybrids prepared to launch Project Blue Beam, a (fake/real) alien invasion sometime in the near future.

The war between Iran and Israel is the precursor to this extended war which will involve aliens, androids and AI.

I have several top whistleblowers who all stopped communicating with me since July of 2025 when I began investigating 3I/Atlas and remote viewing it.
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I believe Trump and the White Hat military and Juan O Savin aka JFK Jr., are working with a positive group of aliens and inner Earth civilizations to take back our Earth from the negative regressive satanic dark side alien-human Cabal.

This war is already in motion and I have repeatedly described the war with Iran, along with the war in Iraq as involving a war to control the stargates that are letting in negative groups from off-planet, including large slave ships, etc., and including the CERN man-made Stargate, which built a wormhole to the DRACO GALAXY and other negative off-planet groups to allow them access.
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Everything I have been covering in Project Camelot by way of my investigations and whistleblower information is coming into full exposure gradually over these next few years.

Both sides, the light and the dark side, military/intel community or military industrial-media-intel complex is going to be revealed. This is a good thing. Where it will all lead I do not know but probably involve going to colonies off-planet, and into inner Earth with communities of like-minded members aggregating together naturally to weather the storm.