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Chuck Pezeshki #racist #dunning-kruger #crackpot #conspiracy #sexist empathy.guru

[From “Immigration as a Psychopathic Boundary Attack”]

Two days ago, there was a videotaped attempted beheading by a Sudanese illegal immigrant in North Belfast[…]
The official census in Northern Ireland is taken in the years 2011, 2021, with the next official census taken in 2031. From 2021 to 2021, though, the population of ostensible asylum seekers from Muslim countries, primarily from Syria and the Sahel (Somalia, Sudan, etc.) has tripled, and continues to increase. Both these areas feature populations that are decidedly non-assimilative[…]
Immigration of this type is never in the interest of the lower class/caste groups that are expected to absorb these different groups[…]Various Collapse Narratives – stories told by elites wanting to drive collapse- are inevitably spun by the press regarding these types of immigrant groups, almost always in a positive light. But the obvious reality is that had those people not been imported into the country, that particular crime would not have occurred[…]
The problem as well, at least in the Northern Ireland situation, is also the differential treatment of women inside Islamic cultures[…]The deeper problem inside the Matrix is not Islam itself. It’s the fact that the Islamic faith pairs perfectly, in its persecution of women, with the desires of white females inside the British and Irish governments to conduct pogroms of manipulative reproductive suppression against other potential white offspring[…]
Front and center were women, armed with the same message, not decrying the violence perpetrator — the Sudanese dude that attempted to saw off his victim’s head

Quite the opposite. These women were attacking alpha males inside their own immediate community[…]
The protective boundary that formerly existed around the original community is shrunk down, at best, to the individual, which is hugely relationally destructive, and detrimental to social cohesion. And that leads to a scale-up of psychopathic behavior

Cannabis Refugee #sexist #crackpot cannabisrefugeeesq.wordpress.com

Mothers are Sluts and I am Fucking Sick of Their Bullshit. A Contrarian Mother’s Day Post.

Even in a non-patriarchal context, unless non-technological parthenogenesis has been achieved, creating a pregnancy would necessarily entail procuring sperm, and that normally means that a male somewhere has achieved orgasm which is usually considered pleasing to men. Human reproduction itself in every context may therefore be dependent on (or at least inexorably linked to) male-pleasing.

However, in a patriarchal context, the male-pleasing is even more clear and even more problematic, especially where and if mothers think that they are better than non-mothers, and that they hold a position of legitimate power and authority over anyone and Holy Shit, mothers do think that, don’t they? Mothers think they have a legitimate claim of authority over everyone, including their own children, other people’s children, and importantly over child-free women, who mothers regard as overgrown babies no matter how old or experienced we are. But this claim of authority is not based in anything legitimate, and maternal authority is therefore not a legitimate authority at all.

To wit, in my estimation, under the current paradigm, women become impregnated, and thus become mothers, under the following conditions: by engaging in heterosexual sex, which for females is a sexuality rather defined by pleasing men; through rape, which is also pleasing to men and which many men find indistinguishable from sex; and via patriarchal reproductive technologies, where women let Big Medicine and Western medical doctors torture and experiment on them, where males are known to enjoy torturing females, males, and nonhuman animals and they do it for sport, and have elevated torture to an artform. Women can also become “mothers” by stealing other women’s babies, which hardly cements their claim of legitimate authority over anyone.

Babylon Bee #wingnut #conspiracy babylonbee.com

Cuban Americans across the city reportedly took to the sea, eager to once again escape the terrors of communism in homemade rafts that some believed may not even be capable of making the trip.

Following the election of three socialist representatives to Congress and with the city under the leadership of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, Cubans began breaking down old wooden furniture and forming rudimentary rafts so they could once again sail away from communism.

"I don't care where I go, but it can't be here," said Juan Rodriguez, a successful Cuban immigrant who had made quite a life for himself on Wall Street. "I escaped Cuba years ago to find a better life, but now communism is chasing me down again."

He elaborated, "It's like that movie Final Destination, I guess. You can't escape communism. It just keeps coming. It follows the pattern, chasing the people it has chosen. We're all going to run out of bread if we don't get out of here."

Hundreds of Cuban New Yorkers abandoned the city, nearly clogging up the East River with their rafts as they attempted to find a better life somewhere across the Atlantic.

"I'm certainly not going to Canada, I can tell you that much," said Ricky Ricardo (no relation to the fictional character from I Love Lucy, but still Cuban). "Maybe Greenland? I don't know. I hope this baby can make it."

At publishing time, thousands of Cubans were presumed missing after accidentally colliding with an iceberg somewhere in the northern Atlantic.

Military Trophy Park, Baku, Azerbaijan #racist #wingnut rferl.org

(Article was uploaded on April 22, 2021.)

Many countries have war museums, paying tribute to a conflict's combatants and chronicling the battles that usually resulted in a great victory for the nation.

What's less usual is for such a museum to open mere months after the war and to feature cartoonish-like mannequins of the enemy soldiers.

Yet that is what is on display in downtown Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan, in a museum that was inaugurated on April 12 by Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev.

Dubbed the Military Trophies Park, the sprawling exhibit features dozens of Armenian tanks, trucks, and other heavy military equipment captured on battlefields during last year's 44-day war between Armenia and Azerbaijan over the Nagorno-Karabakh region.

The park opens with a rather chilling display -- an enclosure adorned with the helmets of Armenian soldiers killed in fighting just a few months ago.

It then takes visitors through a number of makeshift Armenian positions, including mock bunkers and barracks, adorned with wax models of Armenian soldiers.

While the park unveiling was met with shock and disgust in Armenia and further abroad, it is the mannequins -- who bear exaggerated features such as hooked noses and distorted faces -- that have drawn the most outrage. […]

A few days after the park's opening, the creators of the mannequins gave an interview removing all doubt as to their intentions, stating that they had "tried to create the most freakish depictions" of Armenians possible.

(The helmets and mannequins were removed in October 2021.)

Kab #magick #ufo twitter.com

Galactic Federation of Light (GESAK EKAFAS) is comprised of at least 40 member races.
Through Judith's ongoing telepathic contact I've documented and illustrated 32 of them.
This information has been assembled over years of dedicated work. None of it is recycled from other sources.
Earth has seen many different ET visitors, but only Galactic Federation of Light is with us now.
They are Elohim. They are Angels. They are the genetic parents of all humans. They serve as our spirit guides and protect Earth from outside threats.
They're preparing our imminent ascension which will allow Earth to join the galactic community.
They have hundreds of bases on Earth and travel instantly through portals from far away stars.
The UFOs that we see, in order from most to least are: PLEIADIAN (Lashae), ARCTURIAN (Clas), SIRIAN (Napoli), ANDROMEDAN (Mes).
This correlates to their significance to Earth, as well as the number of starseed incarnations from those origins.
These 4 groups are the 'boots on the ground' angels who walk among us.
Others remain on crafts or in bases, except the benevolent Reptilians who stay away from Earth until the Shift, out of respect for humans.
Others may assist with Galactic Federation as unofficial members, like Archangels (VAFACEE), but without having their own crafts or technology.
All of these AI depictions represent real 'people from space' who we'll meet face to face in this lifetime.

Diane Yap #wingnut #elitist nypost.com

Influencer calls for feeding ‘prison loaf’ to poor people instead of SNAP benefits
An online influencer has sparked a firestorm debate after calling for the government to feed “prison loaf” to poor people instead of giving them SNAP benefits to buy food. Diane Yap is going viral for suggesting that free nutraloaf — an unappetizing but nutritionally balanced mix of protein, carbs, fruits and vegetables mashed together — is the best solution to keep poor Americans from going hungry. “The point of EBT is to ensure people don’t starve to death. That’s it. Even if we agree that’s a worthwhile goal, it can be achieved with Nutraloaf,” wrote Diane Yap, founder of the Friends of Lowell Foundation, a nonprofit formed to defend academic merit-based admissions at a top-ranked San Francisco high school. “‘We should treat the poor like we treat misbehaving prisoners,’ is def a take I expect from u,” one X user wrote. “They can opt out at any time by simply paying for their own food,” Yap responded.

Lalit Sharma, Aman Swedia #fundie #conspiracy #psycho #wingnut siasat.com

Dehradun: Uttarakhand Police booked Hindu Raksha Dal leader Lalit Sharma for threatening the Muslim community by ripping out the unborn children from the womb and killing them.

Days after a Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) functionary, Vinod Kumar, was allegedly murdered in Bairagiwala village under the Sahaspur police station limits in Dehradun, tensions escalated with reports of riots, large-scale violence, arson, and stone-pelting.

Amid escalated tension and communal clashes, Hindu Raksha Dal president Lalit Sharma demanded that the police kill four Muslims for every Hindu killed.

While pointing at the bulldozer that was in the middle of razing down the main accused Imtiaz’s house, Sharma said, “Bulldozers are meant for Muslims, not Hindus.”

“We will even rip the unborn children out of their wombs and kill them,” Sharma was heard saying in the clip. “The Uttarakhand police needs to become like the UP police. Justice here will be bigger than that served for Surya. If one of ours is killed, we will kill four of theirs in retaliation. We won’t spare these people.”

Uttarakhand Bajrang Dal worker Aman Swedia echoed Sharma’s demands, asserting that there should be a funeral procession leaving the accused’s house as well. […] He added, “Their only goal is for Islam to take over. The Islamic conquest begins with seizing Hindus’ homes, raping Hindu girls, engaging in ‘love jihad,’ and killing Hindus.” He claimed that his community only has one request: “A life for a life.”

Savanna Stone, Brooke Foxworthy and KayElah Gardner #wingnut #sexist #forced-birth #fundie cbc.ca

When Savanna Stone first started publicly sharing her support for U.S. President Donald Trump, she says it was a dealbreaker for some members of her extended family[…]
But what Stone said next was surprising

"I don’t even like Trump anymore, so it’s crazy"[…]
She was invited to be a keynote speaker at the Turning Point USA Women’s Leadership Summit, a three-day gathering held on the first weekend of June in San Antonio, Texas[…]
She says she doesn’t think women should vote, and that the U.S. should adopt a one-vote-per-household election system. Women tend to support more liberal candidates, she argues, so changing the voting system would result in a more Christian and conservative America

"That’s just one of the opinions that I hold, because I think that it would be better for society"[…]
"Now, is that a hill I'm going to die on and run for office and try to complete? No," she said. "That’s Ideal Savanna’s world; that’s not our current world"

Several women at the conference told CBC News that they'd be open to the idea, even if it meant losing their own right to vote — all in the pursuit of a more conservative country

"I think [Stone] has a very big point," said Foxworthy, the stay-at-home mom whose family recently moved to Texas

Foxworthy said she’s voted in every single election since she was 18 years old, and she plans to vote in the midterms coming up this fall. But she is open to the strategy

"If my husband is the head of the household, I am the neck, and we work very cohesively together," she said. "If he was voting on behalf of our household, I would be fine with that"

She said she'd even be comfortable if it meant her daughter lost her right to vote, as well[…]
KayElah Gardner said she'd give up her vote if it meant banning abortion

"I feel like with my mindset, I would want to put my vote in," said the 19-year-old nursing student from San Diego, Calif. "But … I think getting rid of that would actually help women more"

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com


“This is really important what the White House put out today: Instead of saying QUANTUM FINANCIAL SYSTEM they said, ‘WHITE HOUSE WILL BE Q POSTING TODAY…’

“This was HUGE GIGANTIC MASSIVE COMMS because over the weekend one of the biggest subjects in CAMP DAVID was about DISCLOSURE & how all that’s going to come out. And one of the biggest subjects they were talking about? Plasmaoids. These LIVING LIGHT PLASMA ENTITIES, LIVING ANGELS, LIVING SPIRITS, LIVING BEINGS.. THIS LIVING LIGHT THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT, TURN INTO PLASMA BALLS, TAKE OFF AT IMMENSE SPEEDS, CONTROL THE MILITARY, SHAPE SHIFT INTO UFOS & UAPS..
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“You guys already know THIS IS ALREADY RUNNING BEHIND THE SCENES. TRUMP IS ALREADY FACILITATING OPERATIONS THROUGH THE EPSTEIN STUFF, MAKING SURE BANKERS ARE MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICES AROUND THE WORLD, COLLAPSING DIFF BANKS, COLLAPSING DEEP STATE EMPIRES AROUND THE WORLD; WHETHER HE’S USING THE EPSTEIN OR THE QUANTUM FINANCIAL MILITARY OPS —THEY’RE FINDING ALL THE CORRUPTION IN THE WORLD..

“After 2020 is when Admiral Rogers went directly to Israel with Talon Cyber Security & they REBUILT The Golden Dome there & the Golden Dome was this LIVING PLASMA LIGHT SYSTEM THAT CAN DO MAGNIFICENT THINGS. It’s rebuilt. Much stronger. Everything is running in a powerful way & EVERYTHING IS RUNNING THROUGH THE WORLD..

“MY COMMS ARE CONFIRMED.. LIVING LIGHT COMPUTERS, INTELLIGENT ANGELS, INTELLIGENT SPIRITS, THEY’RE LIVING… THE MILITARY STILL DOESN’T HAVE A NAME FOR IT THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT “Q.”..

“ONE DAY THE REAL TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED. ALIENS IN THE GOVERNMENT. LEADERS THAT WERE ALIENS, THAT WERE ANGELS, THAT WERE HYBRIDS, ALL OF THIS CRAZY STORY THAT SOUNDS LIKE ‘STAR WARS’ YOU GUYS..”

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “April 25, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 134”]

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Panel 1: a Jewish activist is speaking through a loudspeaker that “It's not the Jews. It's the Bolsheviks”
Panel 2: he continues with “I know good Jews who oppose starvation and torture”
Panel 3: he further adds that “So don't hate Jews for what a few bad apples do, okay?”
Panel 4: sporting a more omnious and evil look, he concludes with “Or we'll starve you and torture you”

Kajal Hindusthani #fundie #conspiracy #psycho #racist #wingnut truthout.org

For nearly 90 minutes, the woman in a sari spoke uninterrupted, her voice echoing over the microphone into a cavernous room at the main temple hall of the Umiya Dham Mandir in Edison, New Jersey. “So long as the last enemy is on Earth, peace is impossible!” she shouted. “So long as the last demon is on Earth, peace cannot come!” […] The woman’s speech seemed to turn progressively more virulent. Life in the U.S., she chided the audience, had made them lazy and complacent. They were unaware that the danger was at their door. Its form? A “demon,” a “monster standing on the chests of Hindus” — Zohran Mamdani. Mamdani, the speaker falsely claimed, had been backed by George Soros and his son Alex to the tune of $34 million. […]

Soon after, the woman began to lay out how Muslims — whom she referred to alternatively as “braindead zombies,” “treacherous jihadis,” or “living monsters” — were conspiring, through halal-certified food, to make Hindus sexually impotent, and called for an economic boycott of Muslims. “If someone consumes halal food in front of us, and we know it, and remain silent, then we too are committing a sin,” she exclaimed. “Every moment, you must do your religious duty. So stop eating there, stop purchasing halal! Look, who is making the food, and what drugs they are adding to it.” […]

The woman on stage was Kajal Hindusthani. Recorded as the worst purveyor of hateful rhetoric in India in 2023 by the Center for the Study of Organized Hate, Hindusthani has multiple cases registered against her in India for inciting violence.

[…] in Edison, Hindusthani explicitly recounted a story from an earlier event on her tour, invoked as a lesson for the audience. It involved a young man who had confronted her at an event, telling her that her hate speech against Muslims was unwarranted, and that Hindus and Muslims lived in harmony. But the man was being duped, she told the audience. “Voh miyan tera bhai nahi, wo kasai hai.” (“That Muslim is not your brother, he is your butcher.”) Hindusthani went on to say that Muslims could not be considered human. “When I speak about Hindu-Muslim, you call me racist, you say I should speak of humanity,” she shouted. “But I told him, ‘Son, humanity is for humans. These are braindead zombies. Humanity can’t be applied to zombies … If even one of them were human, they would try to stop this mob of braindead zombies.’”

Allie Beth Stuckey/Abby Trivett #fundie #magick #conspiracy mycharisma.com

What began as an online marketplace for handmade crafts has become the center of an unexpected spiritual debate.

According to conservative commentator Allie Beth Stuckey, Etsy’s recent enforcement against listings advertising spellcasting, curses, love spells and other occult services highlights a much deeper issue than questionable online sales—it reveals what she believes is an increasing normalization of witchcraft in mainstream culture.

“We’ve got a spiritual sickness in our culture, and the gospel is the answer,” Stuckey said during a recent broadcast. “When it’s becoming popularized, when it’s becoming normalized, when it’s becoming commercialized, when billions and billions of dollars are being made by people casting spells on others through a seemingly innocuous site like Etsy, we’ve got a problem.”

The discussion follows renewed attention to Etsy’s enforcement of a policy prohibiting the sale of metaphysical services since 2015.

According to Stuckey, the marketplace had long allowed vendors to advertise services such as love spells, curses, psychic readings and money manifestation rituals despite those written rules.
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She pointed to widespread reports that someone allegedly purchased a spell targeting conservative activist Charlie Kirk before his assassination, arguing that the controversy may have prompted Etsy to begin more aggressively policing its marketplace.
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Stuckey also warned Christians not to dismiss the occult as harmless entertainment while emphasizing that believers need not live in fear.

“This witchcraft doesn’t have any dominion over the Christian,” she said. “We are indwelt by the Holy Spirit… He who is in us is greater than he who is in the world.”

Still, she cautioned that the growing popularity of occult practices—including manifestation culture, tarot readings and online spellcasting—points to a broader spiritual hunger that cannot ultimately be satisfied apart from Christ.

Anonymous Hindutva fanatics #fundie #wingnut clarionindia.net

(This article was submitted on March 18, 2026.)

NEW DELHI — A teenage Christian boy was assaulted by members of a Hindu group in Champa in Chhattisgarh earlier this week. The attackers reportedly filmed the incident and circulated the video on social media.

A clip purportedly shows the Hindutva men forcing the Christian boy to chant the Hindu slogan of “Jai Shri Ram”. Hindus often invoke the popular god Ram’s name as a greeting but in recent years, Hindu lynch mobs have turned Ram’s name into a murder cry.

Following the incident, local people protested, leading to police intervention. Authorities have arrested two individuals, and further investigations are ongoing, media reports reaching here said on Wednesday.

Police reportedly recovered religious books from the scene.

This incident occurred amidst a backdrop of rising reports of violence against Christians in Chhattisgarh. […]

Eng. Danilo Alberto Pineda Martinez #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy stateofthenation.info

Imagine that the entire planet is not just a place where we live, but a gigantic electronic circuit where every mountain, ocean, and city are components of a machine.
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For this system to function at a global level, it utilizes what we call “energy harvesting.” Instead of consuming batteries, the B.E.S.T.I.A. “sucks” the natural energy from the sun and the Earth through strategic bases located on remote islands.
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One of the most shocking secrets is how these beams become “invisible” to our biology. The system uses a natural frequency of the Earth called Schumann Resonance. By hiding its signals within this planetary “heartbeat,” the human brain does not detect them as something foreign.
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When these beams, called “solitons,” arrive at a city, they do not need special antennas to find you. They use the city’s own structure: light poles, electrical transformers, and even the metal rebar inside the walls of your home act as receivers.
The human body is the final destination of this circuit. Because we are made of water and electrolytes, we conduct electricity. The system exploits this condition to “anchor” the signal into the nervous system of specific individuals. Those under this harassment, known as Targeted Individuals, become the final terminal of a global battery, experiencing physical and psychological effects designed to neutralize them without leaving a trace of physical weapons.
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The B.E.S.T.I.A. (Biometric Electronic Surveillance & Tactical Integrated Architecture) system represents a total dominance infrastructure that transcends national borders. It is defined as a Supratechnological Mosaic that uses the Earth, the ionosphere, and urban infrastructure as components of a global integrated circuit. Its objective is the monitoring, neuromodulation, and control of human biomass through the saturation of the electromagnetic spectrum (EMF).

Anil Yadav #fundie #psycho #racist #wingnut siasat.com

Ghaziabad: A Hindutva man, identified as Anil Yadav, said the end of Islam could come through genocide, during a religious meeting in Uttar Pradesh’s Ghaziabad, making controversial references to the 1947 partition.

A video surfaced on Tuesday, June 23, purportedly showing Yadav addressing a massive crowd, most of whom were dressed in saffron and wearing tilaks. He was heard making Islamophobic comments and pitting the Hindu community against Muslims.

“Islam ka anth sanghar se hota hai (the end of Islam comes through annihilation or genocide),” said Yadav, adding that “Either they will do it or us or we do it to them. Whoever does it first wins. It happened in 1947.”

He claimed that they, presumably the Muslims, “laughed when we cried as they won little by little.”

“Abhi woh gaddar ko marna hoga (now those traitors will have to die).”

Heteropositivity69 #homophobia tumblr.com

True female and male sexuality is revealed in homosexuality.

Homosexual males

.are disease carrriers, regularly die because they can't stop themselves from having dangerous sex

.sexual power dynamics,almost every gay male i know has been raped by an older gay dude,they call this 'being a twink'

.pure objectification, no other sexual orientation has names for people's sex appeal based on body types alone

.degeneracy to the max, every disgusting fetish you can think of: piss orgies are on the more harmless side

.hate women but also want to be us soo bad

.anal sodomy, they literally fuck each others assholes in a way that's longterm damaging, have to wash out their assholes and take numbing pills and relaxants and prep just to eventually get an anal prolapse anyways

#the grouping of lesbians with gay males is so forced#gay male culture is bad for our community#no we don't have tops or bottoms#blackpill feminism#lesbian blackpill

Megyn Kelly #racist mediamatters.org

I look at — What's happening is, because this Karmelo Anthony trial and the reaction to it has been so insane, that it's just a very stark reminder that the left has not abandoned these radical notions about the role race plays in any and all aspects of society. And it makes me so angry because I feel like no one rioted when a 17-year-old Black boy shoved a knife in the heart of a 17-year-old white boy. No whites were out there chanting White Lives Matter and, you know, saying the system is set up against whites and so on.

And, you know, that -- there has been a massive change in the bias. Try growing up a white boy today, versus a Black girl. All the advantages are with the latter in today's day and age when it comes to getting into universities and getting jobs and so on. Nobody was raising that. People just said, what happened in this case? Can we make sure this kid gets a fair trial and that it's fair to the decedent as well? That's what happened. And then the jury came to its verdict.

But now there's this activist class that's acting as though the races are reversed, and somehow white people did something terrible to a Black boy, and that's just not what happened. And, like, that's the kind of stuff that's gonna radicalize people. Like, everyone behaved themselves. No one made this racial. Don't make this racial because it doesn't end well for you race agitators.

1ofMany #elitist twitter.com

(Regarding the video game Wolverine having options for violence)

Adding censorship ruins the game and the character.

I don't give a shit if it is toggleable. It limits how brutal Wolverine can be with just the idea.

This is isn't a game for Wolverine fans. It is a game for as wide an audience as possible, which translates to a game for nobody.

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #fundie #racist #crackpot #conspiracy twitter.com

America was not born as a corporation, commercial venue, or administrative franchise.

America was born through a Declaration that appealed above kings, parliaments, bankers, courts, and institutions to “the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God.”

That means the American covenant rests on a higher moral order: rights are not granted by government; they are recognized by government. Liberty is not licensed by institutions; it is inherent. Law is not legitimate merely because men write it down; law is legitimate only when it conforms to truth, justice, consent, and the unalienable rights of the people.

Any legal system - commercial, administrative, maritime, statutory, or corporate - that trespasses against those higher principles is inferior in moral authority.
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Evidence of evil in America is the financed and orchestrated zeal to assassinate assimilation of our Declaration principles and virtues proclaimed in our 1776 founding covenant with God.

The raw, unhinged, vitriolic hatred by so many within, and outside of, America is not organic; it’s an alien virus manufactured in labs of hatred opposed to the spirit of our Declaration of Independence and self-governance under God, in whom we freely acknowledge and recognize as the Originating Source of our inherited liberties, laws, principles and freedoms.

Those secretly or violently opposed to assimilation, possessed with hatred towards America’s founding principles, to include vengeance seeking atheists repulsed by the very idea of acknowledging God even exists, are fully incapable of meeting any moral basis of U.S. citizenship due to their inability to honestly swear to a mutual consenting oath that necessitates moral order as a prerequisite to citizenship.

No honest oath = not capable of declaring oneself worthy of American citizenship.

Fake rules
Fake courts
Fake money
Fake NGOs
Fake morality
Fake scarcity
Fake news
Fake medicine
Fake food
Fake patriots
Fake elections

Who’s tired of Fake?

Anon #homophobia #sexist lolcow.farm

I know this website is generally pro-lesbian so there is a moral pressure to pretend they have a male equivalent for equality's sake, but you all need to stop this 90s fag "men have an ironclad innate sexuality" nonsense immediately.

Biologically there's no such thing as a man who's "gay" or "straight". They are social self-IDs, not objective responses to stimuli or even real world sexual behaviors. Any man can be conditioned into anything with the correct stimuli + enough time and repetition. Men also get more flexible and sexually "complex" with age, i.e. the longer they've been alive. Before technology the average male would not have encountered such a rapid escalation of sexual stimuli so early, so access to porn provides a truly brutal fast-forwarded model of male sexual hyperfunction beginning in childhood and extending past his reproductive prime.

Before someone mentions conversion therapy and inquires why it doesn't work - it's because coomditioning is a one way street, like time and entropy. You can't genuinely reverse the complexity of conditioned sexual responses to "youthful " vanilla default any more than you can reverse aging - at best it'll be a performance/mimicry. A moid factory reset is currently not possible, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube. Because of this, for example, a coomer who's into tranny zoosadist gloryholes can't be coomed into being vanilla by being repeatedly exposed to LESS distressing and stimulating content, much like you can't revert a fent addict into a codeine addict by having him do a weaker opioid. Even if he does eventually make an effort to stick with it, he will always be thinking about fent.

The relapse rates among nofap coomers are consistent with this reality. There is no way out. It is irreversible damage.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut truthsocial.com

Mayor Mamdani pulled through 3 solid Communists, and has received loud and universal applause from the Fake News Media. Congratulations Mr. Mayor! I went 16-0 last night, helping to elect wonderful American Patriots, and the Media doesn’t say a word. Over the last two years, my endorsement has netted 259 Primary WINS, and almost no losses, with Zero media attention!!! FAKE NEWS. President DJT

Johnathan Cahn #fundie #conspiracy amazon.com

IS IT POSSIBLE…
That there exists an ancient mystery that lies behind the events of the modern world?
An ancient object created over 2000 years ago and yet is altering the course of world history?
The secret behind the events of our age, the past, present, and the future?
Could it lie behind the greatest calamities of the modern world . . .
· The rise of Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich
· World War I
· The Holocaust
· World War II
· The spread of Marxism
· The rise of the Soviet Union
· Nuclear war
· The near end of the world
· What is yet to come, even a new world order
· And much, much more . . .
And where is it bringing the world?
Who is the dark angel?
And what are the unseen forces at work and moving behind the events of the modern world?
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It’s real…
It will change the way you see the world.
It has already altered the course of world history… and maybe even your life.

INVERTER #sexist incels.is

As a 29 year old man (basically oldcel status) I'm here to tell you:
Your life will NOT get better whatsoever.
If "foids" don't like you now, they never will. It's deeper than looks - your genetics determine what you are made of. Gravitate towards video games and reflection? No woman wants that. They would rather be beaten to death by a Chad who masters his outside environment rather than be with a nerd who retreats inward.
If you're not popular with people now, you never will be. If you're only popular as a joke, the joke won't be funny 10 year from now. You will be forgotten.
In other words, the circumstances of your birth were wrong but grifters will convince you that you need to pay them $$ to change it. It won't work. And people will laugh at you for "self improving" out of it (even though faggots told you to self improve).
People genuinely hate your genetics. Women will look at you with disgust or pretend to be interested only to turn the tables and report you or get you in trouble somehow because soyciety told them it's empowering.
You will be discriminated against at every job you will ever have. People will throw you under the bus and use you as a negative example to boost their career. No one will care. People will bully and torture you for fun and no one will defend you and you can't defend yourself either.
You will be told 25432 cliches in your life by normies and Chads which you will have to nod along to lest you be labelled ungrateful. You will have to act like what they say is profound and you cannot say anything to challenge this or they will fall apart and hate you.
You will be exposed to hypocrisy every waking minute but you cannot ever expose it or you'll be nailed to the cross metaphorically.
You will be gossipped about by your neighbors and your family, who will avoid you like the plague no matter how much you try to appease them.
I'm not posting this diatribe to depress you but rather to prepare you if you are someone like me.

seanzboutit #wingnut youtube.com

I like Trump being involved in actually restoring the capital city of the greatest country on the planet. Trump doesnt just sleep all day and let people run wild. He gets involved and thats why he get results. Like him or hate him, he works non stop to make our country look great and do great things. Eventually even democrats will realize he is one of the greatest presidents ever. He actually represents the people and not some agenda.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy exopolitics.org

In the late evening and early morning of June 20/21, millions of Brazilians began receiving “extreme alerts” (alerta extremo) from their Civil Defense (Defesa Civil) which is run by the National System of Civil Protection and Disaster that integrates federal, state, and municipal agencies to respond to natural disasters. The messages varied and many were cryptic phrases using the word “misantropi”, which translates as misanthropy – hatred for humanity.

Others got the same message with the word misantropi but also had additional information about an alien invasion.

The residents of Belo Horizonte, a city of 2.4 million in the state of Minas Gerais (MG) got an emergency alert that spoke about an alien invasion and the need to protect themselves.: “Protect yourselves: ALIEN ATTACK, PEOPLE, WE HAVE ARRIVED.”
Brazilian officials said the alerts were a result of hackers and dismissed them as a prank.

According to a popular Brazilian psychic and extraterrestrial contactee Vidente Vó Bahiana with 23 million Instagram followers, the emergency alerts were no hack. She said that the messages were sent by extraterrestrials (Gray and Reptilians) who are warning humanity of what’s to come.
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My conclusion after reviewing all the evidence is that regressive ETs are trying to initiate global events that will help their Deep State/Legacy UFO partners by getting humanity to collectively manifest an event that would be the start of Project Bluebeam.
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part of a “Dark Fleet” (aka Nachtwaffen) controlled by Antarctica-based Germans.

Rice said that the Germans and their Draco Reptilian masters would orchestrate fake alien invasions by manipulating human-controlled worlds in other solar systems. The goal was to manipulate the public so they would collectively manifest the very alien invasion they so feared by militarily preparing for the invasion. Rice underwent a polygraph test the results of which showed he was not lying about his extraordinary SSP claims.

Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #fundie #god-complex #crackpot officeoftheworldteacher.wordpress.com

What happens when someone tries to fuck with me and thus my mission and God’s Will?

You go against God’s will and His plan.
That means you choose to not ascend… because fucking with God’s Will has that effect.
If you fail to ascend you must repeat another 26000 year earth like cycle and try again.
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Back to this lifetime, you will be going up against someone who carries the yellow ray. What this means is that you choose one of the wisest people on the planet as an opponent, who you cannot defeat.
You might think I am a nice guy and I am… I also will stand solid and immovable, and unwilling to be influenced by any tactic you can come up with.
I have stood at the frontline of truth for over 23 years… I have guided a literal army of people into the light. I have learned lessons that are beyond anyone’s imagination or capability.
Tricks, charm, witchcraft, charisma, sweet talk, bribes, spells have zero effect on me… I will cancel out any of this, with creation as my witnesses.
My spirit team can see inside your head and they can report back to me.
I will deal with you in a direct way. I will also deal with you in ways ou cannot predict or see coming.
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You also go up against someone with genius IQ.
I have a shield of protection around me that is unpenetratable unless I allow it.
I have godlike abilities and Love learning new ways to defend myself.
I have already defeated darker forces than anyone left.
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I helped bring back universal laws and Christ’s teachings and Christ himself, back to this planet, and no one could stop me, and all who tried to do so failed.
People mistake my kindness for weakness. BIG MISTAKE.
I will petition that you immediately leave the planet.
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I am glad to have this little chat with you, hugs, kisses and a swing of my Golden sword of truth…. this sword is for the benefit of all.
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The Company of Heaven stands with me and cheers me on… do you?

Ricardo

Itamar Ben Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich #racist #psycho middleeasteye.net

Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir said "all of Lebanon must burn" in a social media post after the deaths of four Israeli soldiers in southern Lebanon, drawing a response from the Iranian foreign minister, who labelled the Israeli leadership a "threat to all of humanity"

“For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers should cry," Ben Gvir wrote on X on Friday

"With all due respect to the Americans, Israel must make it clear to the entire world that the blood of our sons and the security of our citizens is not in vain. All of Lebanon should burn"

He openly stated that he has pushed Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to abandon “measured” military strategies in the region

“Enough with the ping-pong. In the Middle East, you don't win with measured responses and containment - you have to go crazy. Erase. Defeat terrorism”[…]
Ben Gvir’s comments were closely mirrored by fellow far-right cabinet member, Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich, who similarly called on Israel to "open the gates of hell" on Lebanon in a social media post the same day

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

I miss your carefree laughter, the one in the natural, male timbre you have practiced to banish, and vanquished with the help of wrong-sex hormones.

I miss being able to look at you without cringing. Your artificially hairless face, long unruly hair, clothing that helps you flaunt the bodily effects of hormones that were never supposed to be taken for life - and by males - are stark reminders that you have rejected what Nature bestowed upon you.

I miss being free to call you by the name we so lovingly gave you; the classic essence of it, the maleness of it, the meaning of it; the name you threw away in a process that took a signature and a postage stamp. The name that defined you more than just superficially. The name that represents your true identity - no matter what you, and your blind supporters may believe.

And because I am not free to use the name you were born with…I miss calling you by a name that isn’t an endearment - the default I must resort to using, and have, for the past five years.

Lord Miles, Austin Franco and unnamed supporters #racist jta.org

A far-right extremist YouTuber who has said he wants to see “another Hitler” has raised more than $19,000 for a Cornell University student in the US who told a potential employer that he was “not interested in working for a jew”

The message was written by 19-year-old Austin Franco, a member of Cornell’s class of 2028, during his application process for an internship at a software company owned by two Jewish brothers, Gabe and Aiden Einhorn[…]
“This kid applied to our job on handshake, we accepted him, and then he responded this,” Einhorn tweeted. “He probably knows nothing about Jews accept [sic] for what they tell him in college and on social media. Sad world”

Einhorn’s tweet initially included a screenshot showing Franco’s name[…]
Franco drew more attention to himself the next day when he responded to Einhorn[…]
“I was stating why I was not interested after you had asked to interview 3 times,” Franco replied. “I found out you were Jewish after the fact. My experiences with Jews have not been pleasant, both in person and online. This is not to say I havent had positive experiences, but on the aggregate that is not the case”

Alluding to the criticism that he had received, he continued, “The reactions by your community only serves to further prove my point”[…]
The support Franco has elicited includes the crowdfunding page created by Miles Routledge, the far-right English YouTuber known as “Lord Miles” who last year said he hoped to see “another Hitler” by 2039. Routledge has also encouraged his followers to leave negative reviews on the Einhorns’ parents’ business page

“Jews are doxxing this man and trying to ruin his career”[…]
Comments on the donation page, which had raised more than $19,000 against a goal of $100,000 as of Wednesday morning range from “keep up the good work” to “We must separate ourselves from the Jew and his deceitfulness and every other disgusting trait they are born with, and forge a destiny decided by US without THEM”

Nigel Farage #racist #conspiracy nigelfarage.substack.com

[From “Britain is a two tier state - against white people.”]

There is a pattern to the chaos and disorder engulfing the Government

In England, police officers who handcuffed Henry Nowak as he died pleading for help triggered a wave of protests, and outrage on the part of the Prime Minister[…]at those who dared to point this out[…]
Once again, the establishment parties in Westminster are singing from the same hymn sheet - it’s just part and parcel of living in a modern city, nothing else to see - because they’re unwilling to acknowledge the real problem

The underlying cause is simple. The British state is no longer working for everyone in this country. Across public and economic life, the power of the Government has been brought to bear on tackling “inequalities”, in a narrow and specific sense. Anything which is seen to disadvantage a minority group is cracked down on. Anything which benefits a minority and damages the White British is likely to be left alone

British people fundamentally expect a fair deal. But there is nothing fair about the way White people have been treated by their governments[…]
Certainly, nobody could accuse the government of not putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to the toxic ideology of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI)[…]
Equality has nothing to do with it. The intention is to dominate. Employees working in one civil service department were told they should “yield positions of power to those otherwise marginalised”[…]
But nothing demonstrates the state’s commitment to anti-Whiteness more than the ironically named “Equality Act”. It’s through this legislation that anti-Whiteness is institutionalised into every aspect of public life[…]
Young people entering the world of work are met with an explicitly two-tier system. Thanks to the Equality Act, “positive action” is rife, tilting the playing field against the White British

Pete Santilli/Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy forbiddennews.substack.com

The above video is a 22-minute clip from Pete Santilli’s Fraud Fighter Summit presentation on Tuesday, the uncut version of which is here.
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Pete has previously spoken about the facility in Port Washington, Maryland where he said Barack Obama and his CIA, FBI and NSA directors set up supercomputers to create what he’s called a “parallel NSA” that was used to spy on everyone and that ran the election theft software and where there were servers for 23 child porn websites, the chat rooms of which were used by Black Project operators to communicate with each other.
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Pete then lobs the bombshell that:

“Chief Justice John Roberts has 11 child porn website URLs attributed to his name. That’s where he gets his marching orders. We have evidence of it. And everything I’m about to tell you right now is documented legally.”
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Dr McGreevey also relayed how Roberts helped with some logistics in a plot to kill several Supreme Court Justices during Hillary Clinton’s first term, so that she could then pack the Supreme Court with Globalists/Communists. (She never thought she would lose). He claimed that he’d been hired by someone at the office of the Supreme Court to infiltrate the operation and it was largely foiled but unfortunately, Justice Anton Scalia was successfully executed in early 2016.
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Pete then announces that the vast majority of UFO/UAP technology is man-made and it that derives from the work of physicist, Dr Jack Sarfatti, who he says was contracted by the CIA in the 1950s to reverse-engineer actual off-world tech, leading to the creation of our own, more advanced UAP technology.
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He adds that, “President Trump’s Golden Dome is going to protect a whole lot of people on this planet."
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This is what Pete says is happening and that the technological development that’s been stolen from us and hoarded away by the Lockheed Martins and the Raytheons of the world over the past 80+ years will finally be set free.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

Biblically, psychology is the study of the soul, and the Bible is our text book. When all else fails, read the instructions! Amen! In sharp contrast, secular psychology is rooted in humanism, evolution, atheism and other isms and schisms. Sigmund Freud (fraud) was an unsaved heathen who is considered by most people to be the father of modern-day psychology and psychiatry. The major problem with secular psychology is it's blatant rejection of the Word of God as an authority. Secular psychology text books don't even recognize the concept of sin when dealing with the complexities of the human soul and spirit.
The Word of God teaches in Hebrews 4:12-13, “For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.” What a precious Scripture passage. The Bible is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the human heart, piercing even between the soul and spirit. You'll never hear a psychologist tell you that you ought to abide in the Holy Bible to help you solve your mental issues. Yet, as you just read in Hebrews 4:12, God's Word can sort out fact and fiction between our soul and spirit.
Having said that, it should now be clear to you why it is dangerous to seek guidance from secular psychologists. They are trained in heathen universities by Godless nutty professors who reject Jesus Christ and deny the Word of God. Psalm 1:1 states, "Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful." Christians should not seek counsel from the unsaved world. If you do seek their help, you'll be receiving counsel from heathens who practice astrology, see no harm in abortion, participate in homosexual parades and curse the name of God.

Henry Makow PhD/Tony/James #sexist #wingnut #fundie #psycho #conspiracy henrymakow.com

1. Men want to have intercourse with every attractive woman they see. They're obsessed with planting the seed
but care little about the onerous moral and financial responsibility of fatherhood. Nature is wise.
If men did consider the consequences, they would never have sex.

2. The Illuminati have undermined heterosexual reproduction in order to replace us with robots. Feminism = depopulation.

3. Generally speaking, female self esteem depends on their value to men. Feminism convinced them that men are the enemy and families are "oppressive."

4. Wives and mothers are loved because of the sacrifices they make for their husbands and children. Do modern women think sex can replace that?
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Comments for "Our Sex Drive is Our Stupidest Instinct"

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But we can't get away from it because our owners want us to keep bringing new slaves to replace us in the plantation. That's the whole purpose for it. Generation after generation ad infinitum

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Sex would have been perfect if we had been given a way to "turn off" the sex drive. Origen castrated himself, but that seems a little excessive.

The heart has a mind of its own, but so do the endocrines. IMO, the vast majority of people should never reproduce. Primarily because they're idiots.

I wish to God that my parents had never reproduced. IMO, humanity should have stayed on the land, kept its numbers small, and cared for the soil as though our lives depended on it. Because they do. Unfortunately, humanity has chosen to do the exact opposite and is now paying the price.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

I received an e-mail from a teenager who wanted my opinion about a class he was considering taking in high school. The course was a psychology class. His mother really wanted him to take the class. He said he thought the class might be interesting, but wasn't sure of it was ok Biblically to participate in the class. I e-mailed him back and advised him NOT to take the class unless the Bible was going to be the source textbook. I explained to him that the class would be based upon humanism and worldly philosophies, NOT upon the Word of God. It's never ok to allow our young people to be brainwashed by the devil.
It's ok for a young man to go to trade school to learn a skill, but going to a heathen university is wrong because his mind WILL be influenced by worldly philosophies. Likewise, holistic health is based upon occult principles, homeopathic medicine certainly is NOT. A clear distinction needs to be made between the two. Going to a homeopathic doctor for a natural remedy is not only acceptable, but preferable.

Vox Day #sexist voxday.net

[From “A Passing Thought”]

The ideal role of woman is the cheerleader. The satanic inversion of the cheerleader is the critic

It’s fascinating to observe the way in which women not only fail to understand their power over men, but how they sabotage their own well-being by not only giving in to the inversive role, but doing it without even realizing they are doing so

The key, I think, is to understand that every man who isn’t an optimist with a gambling problem is perfectly aware of the fact that he could fail. It’s very, very easy to not do anything, to not try to succeed. Which is why it is imperative for the women in a man’s life to grasp that not only does a man have no need for a negative voice to balance his moments of optimism and inspiration, but that piling more negativity on top of his natural concerns, fears, and worries all but ensures that he will never take the risks required to level up

There are men who don’t need cheerleaders and who are basically impervious to criticism. I’m one obvious example of that, as my habit of devoting myself to things that literally no one wants or is asking for tends to demonstrate. But even I respond well to cheerleading and bristle at negativity and unhelpful, insubstantial criticism

And since so many people can’t seem to grasp what “unhelpful, insubstantial criticism” is, allow me to explain it to you. Before your criticize anything, ask yourself one question:

1) Is there anything that can be done about it now?

If the answer is no, then keep your mouth shut and say something vaguely polite and positive. Because nothing you say can change what is already done

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com


President Donald Trump has signed an Iran ‘Peace Deal’ Memorandum Of Understanding at the Palace of Versailles, hosted by French President Emmanuel Macron, the man I believe may very well be the biblical man of sin. And he did it in the exact same palace where Germany signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 surrendering to the Allies, one of the most consequential peace documents of the modern age. You can’t make this stuff up. Christian, when you see Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Iran, peace, nuclear negotiations, the Middle East, Israel, global leaders, and the Palace of Versailles all coming together in one breathtaking prophetic tableau, you had better be paying attention. Very close attention.
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On this episode of the Prophecy News Podcast, for years now, we have watched Emmanuel Macron move across the world stage with the kind of globalist ambition, European authority, Roman-flavored symbolism, and diplomatic reach that grabbed our attention way back in 2017. Macron is not just another European politician. He has repeatedly positioned himself as a mediator, a unifier, a voice for Europe, and a bridge between competing world powers. And now, he just hosted Donald Trump at Versailles as Trump signed an Iran ‘peace memorandum’, whatever that actually means. Donald Trump is not the Antichrist. He does not fit the biblical profile. But Trump has been deeply connected to Middle East peace architecture since the Abraham Accords. Those accords remain, in my view, one of the most prophetically significant developments of the modern era. <...> Iran has been one of the central prophetic and geopolitical pressure points in the Middle East. A deal involving Iran, nuclear negotiations, economic relief, global shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, and broader regional peace is not just political news, it is prophecy come to life. Today we will attempt to plumb the depths of the man that is Emmanuel Macron, our #1 candidate for the biblical man of sin.

Tony Perkins #fundie #wingnut washingtonstand.com

As America celebrates its 250th anniversary, we have an opportunity not merely to commemorate our history but to recover it. We can rediscover the biblical foundations that shaped our nation and strengthen the shared identity Huntington warned was slipping away.

The Bible is not merely a religious text but one of the foundational documents of American civilization. To understand America, one must understand the Bible. And when that understanding is lost, we lose not only part of our history but part of our identity.