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Quote# 411

[On the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Pledge of Allegiance ruling]

Ok, look, what's going to happen now as a result of this superior court's decision? Eh? Our courts are now going to be flooded with an influx of new lawsuits by wannabe-atheists, or real atheists who just want to get some money. These guys just want attention. What's next? Banning Catholic private schools?

admiralwu, Infoceptor Forums 6 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 410

[on the ambiguous, poetic nature of Biblical prophecies]

It doesn't have to be literal, it just has to be true. Prophecies sometimes aren't literal, but they're still true.

blkmage, Infoceptor Forums 8 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 409

Friends, Atheists, Countrymen: Lend me your ears.
Well, Dr Pangloss, I don't blame your church members for scowling as you come by. Anyone who treats fairy tells and the Koran like the Bible deserves ATLEAST a scowl. I'm 15, so I admit, I don't really know that much. But I do know that the Bible is true, and that every word of it was inspired by God. Every. Single. Word. THe Bible also says that the ONLY way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ. That means there is only one. Jesus Himself talked about Hell. How can you believe anything the Bible says and not believe that. The Bible said that anyone who preaches anything other than what it says is a false prophet. It definitely sounds like you are preaching something different. You said that you read the Koran and the Nag Hammadi texts. Well, the Bible says that Jesus is the only son of God. But the Koran says that Jesus was just a prophet. Obviously one of them is wrong. About the other things you spoke of, I don't even know what the nag hammadi texts are, so I can't say anything about them. In closing, I would like to say that it doesn't matter what you read, or what you believe, or if you think ther'e a Hell or not. There is a Hell, There is a God, and He sent His only son to die for us. If you don't accept that, will rot in Hell. This may seem close minded to some, but it's the truth, whether you want to believe it or not.

ghostdude, Infoceptor Forums 29 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 408

Bah! Humanism is a crock anyway! Humanists are just people wanting to feel special by distancing themselves from traditional religions and subdividing and subcatergoring what they are. Its like those try-hard musicians who make really crap music, yet seek to be cool by labelling themselves outside of a typical genre... "We are progressive heavy grindcore power gothic industrial punk!" In a word: Pathetic.

DietFist, Infoceptor Forums 23 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 407

[Arguing against Christianity being called a religion because it's "God reaching out to man, not man reaching out to God", despite the dictionary definition of 'religion']

Besides if you would have read my post completely instead of looking for a petty argument you would have read that 2000 years ago there were no dictionaries. So what makes you think that a book that contains all meanings and explainations of the english language is correct? Expecially since it was written like no more than 200 years ago!

embodiment777, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 406

And just to refresh everyones memory, I don't care if this pisses you off, Christianity is not religion.
So lets drop what the dictionary says cause 2000 years ago there was no Webster or any other type. look at it this way.

Religion: Humans attempt to reach to GOD.
JESUS: GOD reaching to humankind.

embodiment777, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 405

And, if the scriptures are false, then who wrote them?

"there is more evidence in the Bible being true then there is of George Washington living"

Don't belive me?

Tough. It's a proven fact.

discombobulated, POD Warrior Forum 26 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 404

I personally think there are no women presidents and hold little political power becuase most have moodswings,periods,etc.

Exodus, Blizzforums 32 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 403

I'm the one who's willing to change my view. Creationists see the facts as they are. We don't dogmatically think every organism descend from the same ancestor. We do research about it. You just assume all organisms have a common descent. You adapt your view of the age of the earth so that evolution might be possible. I and many creationists adapt the age of the earth by researches.

ZAURUZ, EvC Forum 26 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 402

According to my belief this world is secular. Also 2000 years ago it was said that the world would persecute us Christians.
Which is what you are doing here today.
So God said this, thus it is true because you are persecuting us.

embodiment777, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 401

some more signs of end of times

im just giving a few. ill keep on giving a few throughout forever.

1.one family in florida has already volunteered to have a chip put in their hands so they can buy food and water. They are testing it out and so far things are going well.

2. In NC some citys are saying that its a law the government periodically must come in the house and make sure things are safe.(an invasion of privacy)

3. In 2007-2010 somewhere in that timeline everyhome will be required to have a computer chip in the tv so that if an emergency needs to be broadcasted even if the tv is off it will turn on and announce it. also being put in with the chip (some secret information i got from a friend who works for the government) will be a camera so that the government can watch you.

4. In Revelation it says the vultures will eat the dead. Vultures used to lay only 2-3 eggs but recently they've been laying about 7.

5. The government has created a chip they can put in your brain to command you to do stuff. They have tested it out with rats and it works perfectly. i heard on the news that sometime in upcoming years the will start putting chips into a baby's brain.(i think i heard it on the news.)

thats all for now.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 31 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 400

hey, i just thought i would tell you that using an [magic] 8 ball is sorcery...it opens up the door for satan to attack you. just letting you know. i would ask forgiveness and get rid of it i were you.

Jehovah is Love, POD Warrior Forum 25 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 399

[on alleged extraterrestrial visitation]

I believe they are demons and angels. The bible describes the angels as riding 'chariots of fire.'

CiaraBeth, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 398

The question is why would we try to protect life. Life makes absolutely no sense, if there is no God. We would all be cosmic accidents floating through time and space. It would not matter at all if I killed someone or not and I would not feel guilty about it. I may not kill someone as a result of rational thinking about the consequences, but I would not feel guilty about it. But most people do in fact feel guilty. If I were ever to think that there was no God, I would immediately kill myself, but not before wiping out a few cities, raping a bunch of women and wreaking other havoc. I mean, why shouldn't I. Because I would go to prison? No I wouldn't. Before being arrested I would kill a few more people and then put the gun to my head. The only reason for not doing any of that is that it would be wrong. How do I know it's wrong? I just know. Because God made me that way, NOT because society told me so because it happens to be more convenient.

Macbeth, Christian Forums 24 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 397

Muslim = BAD. It doesn't matter if they're extremists or normal they're still MUSLIMS. Muslims are responsible for a huge amount of crime throughout the world. There is an overwhelming amount of world crime caused by Muslims doing what they consider 'normal'. That includes Christian bashing, rape of white women and murder. Islam when practiced according to its faith is not the problem. It's the false Muslims who shape it. Islam is out of control and must be taken care of. God bless America.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 20 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 396

So radioactive decay automatically makes the universe 4.3 billion years old (or whatever the current running number is)? However when a more relevant and fully substantiated source, such as the Bible, says otherwise... one is compelled to wonder.

sbbqb7n16, Christian Forums 23 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 395

Yeah I like this side of the fence. We can be weak and not have the ability to resist our fleshly lusts. All of this we can do without a loving being breathing down our necks warning us of the danger we are in. And on top of all that fun, we get to go to hell! Woooo hooooo! I just can't wait.

Atheism - For the Common sense impaired.

Du, that's Pathetic.

G.I.Verbs: The new M.C.Swirl, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 394

God is real, and therefore of course is "real by default". There are any number of perfectly good reasons why you yourself don't believe in God, all of them coincide nicely with what the Bible says about people who refuse the knowledge of the truth.

Because God is real, and because you use false assertions, basically lies, to deny His reality, and refuse to even discuss the issue in a rational way, supposing for the sake of argument that the matter is as yet unsettled, but rather insist that God, who reveals Himself to all through conscience and through the natural world, has somehow magically never revealed Himself to you personally, I am safe in my understanding. I need not open my mind or question my beleifs fully, because the default position is that God is real and that you are a liar going to hell.

Shane Roach, Christian Forums 31 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 393

The Atheist peoples are scared of change.

That's the main thing holding Atheists back from God. A fear of change. So when Christians talk about God they get all cut and slander Christians cause they are trying to justify the sinful world they live in. Hence their belief in evolution.

The peoples who created the big bang theory know it's bullshit... but they've convinced themselves in their minds that it's truth... cause they're afraid of change and having their egos destroyed.
But we as Christians know what is truth... not only in our heads but also in our hearts. We know what's truth cause we feel the truth and the heart doesn't lie. And that is why evolution will never destroy what faith we have.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 24 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 392

I'm almost 17 (not quite as long, but it's still a while), and I've never been on a date or kissed a girl. It's not that I couldn't get a girlfriend or anything like that, I've just chosen to concentrate on other things. Not having a girlfriend gives me the opportunity to spend more time with God and become closer to Him.

misterniceguy, POD Warrior Forum 32 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 391

The ONLY circumstance that I can see any form of contraception as being OK in is an instance where the contraceptive is not being used as a contraceptive. For instance, the Pill is often perscribed to women with Endometriosis. I would prefer that doctors embrace other means of caring for women in this situation, and if they do not seek other means, but simply perscribe the Pill out of personal convienece, I would find another doctor.

The principal, biblical reason for marriage is the begetting of Children. Of course, in our day, those couples who are unable to concieve can (and should!) adopt.

While sex is a good thing, and is a act in which a husband and wife are to be joyful in. . . sex divorced from it's principal God-given intent is sinful and wrong.

Fr. Rob, Christian Forums 24 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 390

One of the chief reasons for getting married is to raise children in the faith and fear of God. If a couple knows that they are barren, and they have no intention to adopt, etc... to have a child, then I wouldn't officiate at their wedding. The issue is the openness to life.

Fr. Rob, Christian Forums 17 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 389

Christians have simply perceived God. We have witnessed His moving in the lives of others, and have intuited His presence and guidance in our own lives.

This is the most important aspect of our faith; this is what makes our faith personal and experienced. There are other, less important contributions to Christian faith, such as historical, scientific, and philosophical evidence and the profound overall coherence of Christianity as a worldview, but these are negligible when compared to the Christian experience.


The Apologist, GameFAQs 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 388

[On killing people who worship idols]

Please rule it out with scripture. The NT instructs us not to murder. Murder is unlawful killing. But if we were to kill idolaters wouldn't that be justified in Gods eyes?

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 387

[on Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings]

My kids don't read ANY of those authors. They read the Bible. They read childrens Bible stories. They read books by Christian authors. Fantasy books like that, DO NOT, enrich the mind. FACTS enrich the mind. My children LOVE History, Science, and Literature. They have NEVER read ANY of those books. We do not have cable. They do not watch fantasy movies.

The LEADING cause of ignorance and stupidity in society today is the lack of intelligent literature being read. Schools today teach evolution, then read about witches, wardrobes, lions, tigers and bears oh my.

isthisforrealorwhat, POD Warrior Forum 40 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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