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Quote# 1738

How easily you display your belief in IMAGINARY numbers, but yet pretend that a VERY REAL God is mythology.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 34 Comments [7/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1739

[Replying to a letter criticizing Illonois Senator Richard Durbin on his remarks comparing Gitmo to Nazi concentration camps.]

Awesome letter! Durby is too stuck up to care though. I say we lynch him and hang him like all traitors deserve!

Beowulf, Free Conservatives 11 Comments [7/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2543

I've stated this before, I think Eugenie Scott is a witch with an agenda that is simply impossible to miss.

She's perfect for the position she holds - just (barely) bright enough to have memorized the Naturalistic so-so stories yet dumb enough to recklessly parrot them with no thought about what she's doing. She's the ideal representative for an organization whose name itself is a blatant lie to the masses : The National Center for Science Education (NCSE).

Folks, the NCSE is NOT about "science education" - it's about the ideological agenda of keeping the creationist position OUT. What's that? You don't believe me? Here it is, straight from their home page :

"The National Center for Science Education (NCSE) defends the teaching of evolution in public schools. We are a nationally-recognized clearinghouse for information and advice to keep evolution in the science classroom and "scientific creationism" out. NCSE is the only national organization to specialize in this issue."

Ms. Scott fights tooth-n-nail every day to make sure that the NCSE lives up to their ideological agenda.
"Science education", yeah, rrrriiiiight!

Jorge

Jorge, Theology Web 2 Comments [7/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1729

water on mars proof of the flood

Here we see water on mars! When the waters of the flood were dryed with a great wind, it seems some ended up pon mars! Not millions of years ago, thousands!

dad, Christian Forums 22 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1730

[Replying to story about a <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm" target="_blank">Japanese-developed 'female' android</a>.]

I agree...it "could" be the image of the beast. The pictures of the female android are startling. She looks very real, indeed.
Could an android be linked up to the internet and (this is a really really extreme thought) cause satellites to possibly fall out of orbit and into the earth's atmosphere where they would burn up and look like balls of fire? I mean don't satellites use jet propulsion to place themselves in certain positions? Could these be controlled by computers on earth? I think it could. And with an android able to think for itself at some point in the future might be able to crack impossible codes and barriers that would inhibit normal people from being able to do this.

I think it is a definite possibility. We can't rule out anything for sure when any interpretation could be right.

Krazy4Jesus, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1731

Kathy i have dealt with muslims for a few years now and they will condemn some terrorism.. BUT ONE THING THEY ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AGREE ON IS "DEATH TO THE JEWS" .... i have yet to find one who is against murdering jews.... Its some inbred hate or a spirtual thing they all got this seeething demonic hate for jews

liz67_1, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1732

[Replying to "(i have yet to find one who is against murdering jews) I know three personally."]

Sure. They are LYING to you.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1733

I met folks that are muslim and they are very nice. However, the religion they belong to is not. It is very hatefilled. There is nothing meanspirited about calling a satanic religion what it is....satanic. We should pray that people find Jesus and are pulled out of that religion.

CJL, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1734

Is that statement ['I know three personally'] written in jest or is it sarcasm? Three?

emory, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1735

There's another possibility... It just may be that God does not want us to find him [Osama bin Laden].

God determines who wins wars and who loses them. It's hard to imagine that this country merits any special protection or favors these days with the way we've been treating God. He may be reserving Bin Laden for this country's eventual judgment.

Maybe I read spiritual influences into too many things, but I'm seeing a lot of things happen these days that have no other good explanation. World leaders are acting way out of character, and things aren't breaking for us the way they used to.

This world is getting very strange.

Quiet Watcher, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1736

I saw your thread in Theo 201, thought I would see what you wrote. Don't look for dialogue with me here, I hang out in 201 mostly. God is Almighty, but He cannot violate His own Word. He has promised everlasting torment to every soul that is cast into hell. That is the end of the discussion. God never breaks His word. Let your inability to fathom a place of eternal punishment drive you closer to God's Savior. Don't question God's ways, just believe them. That's my advice.

GoBahnsen, Theology Web 9 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1737

The use of the words "punishment for crime" are metaphorical, which is why Hell is described as a prison in the Bible.

The message of the Bible is also not "turn to God or else". It is "You have a choice, one choice which leads to Heaven and another which leads to Hell. You make that choice by your desires. Continue to live as a slave to your desires and you will end up in Hell".

Finally, Hell is not described as "aggressively terrifying and unpleasant" in the Bible, but simply as a place to avoid at all costs. In light of the fact that Hell represents an complete loss of hope, that alone is reason enough to want to avoid it.

FirstSunday33ad, Theology Web 1 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1727

Is it me or has anyone else noticed, at least for what I can say of Charmed [a primetime drama about three witches], that there is actually a pull to stay watching that program, I kid you not, I've noticed this several times, while I have caught segments of their shows, I began to sense a real supernatual power that is drawing even me to watch!

I think there really is some hidden demonic power behind the show, that was never intened of its producer and that a force is helping generate deception as in the kids not wanting Christianity, but wanting witchcraft from watchign shows like Charmed, Buffy, Angel.

TonyM, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [7/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1728

[regarding the rapture]
I for one don't think our clothes will be left behind because, and I've posted this here beore, Jesus knows his modest sisters don't want anyone poking through their unmentionables.

If it is true that eyeglasses, contacts and tooth fillings are lying on top of the pile, then feminine items will be too and somehow I just can't see that happening.

MNGirl, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [7/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1722

['How are all the archeologists deceived into thinking the fossil record proven evolution?']

They don't want to believe in God . (And those who do don't want to loose their jobs)

A4C, Christian Forums 4 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1723

You evolutionists need to realize if you haven't already(you probably have) that we are dealing with the most fundamental of all subjects to be discussed and debated, because who is right changes everything. And for us creationists, well, we don't have to worry about where we will go when we die, evolutionists on the other hand are making a huge gamble on their lives, cause the odds are stacked up against their theory. If we were created, then we were created, there is no probability involved there, it is far more likely that we were created then if we evolved from the Big-Bang. We can all agree that the chances of us evolving without God are very slim, it's like trying to pull out the numbers 1 through 1,000 randomly from a jar without skipping a number or getting one out of order. Those are the odds that you are basing your eternal existence on. The fossil record does not show evolution, math does not show evolution, all of creation in it's designed appearance points toward a Designer! You should at least consider the possibility of God being behind everything, rather than risk eternity in punishment for your willful choice of evolution. I'm not saying to believe in God, but to just set your heart to searching for Him.

Mr. Creationist, EvC Forum 8 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1724

[Complaining about non-Christians shoving their lifestyle down his throat]

I mean you can't go into a store and find ruby red grapefruit juice. But you can surely find stacks and stacks of Heinaken and Budweiser. That space could be used for Bibles.

Zaac, Christian Forums 38 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1725

The pagan life is destructive. My sister in law is a witch. She raised her daughter in that belief. Both their lives are pure chaos. None of their spells appear to be working. None of their wishes have been granted by the Goddess. I'll stick with Jesus Christ. He does answer my prayer. The things I needed to have out of my life are now gone. With God's blessing, they are gone forever. I'm not shure if there are laws against wicca in this state. If there are, then so be it.

Harlan Norris, Christian Forums 16 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1726

When God is not in your life, youll do most anything.Its called FREE WILL. I myselfcant wait to go hme, I cant wait for God to take all these sinfull things away from me.With God out of our life we can talk ourself into anything.I chose not to cuss, and with Gods help I almost got it whipped. -----------------------------------We choose our life styles for the most part.We can lust after many things in his old world, but we can also resist. I am glad God didnt make me a murderer, There used to be a few people I could of done without. I resisted that too.

Gail 55, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1708

[In a thread where it's mentioned that Conservative jews have put <a href="http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005072612400002742262&dt=20050726124000&w=RTR&coview=" target="_blank">Ariel Sharon</a> under a curse.]

I highly doubt that this is in the Scriptures. My guess, and it is only a guess, is that this group is playing with power it should not be---certainly not as Jews. Having lived near a Native American community for awhile, I have high respect for curses: I do not mean I approve, I mean I respect them like one would a poisonous snake.

For the Christian, there is prayer in the name of Jesus against such supernatural devilry, but what does the nonbeliever do? Sharon needs prayer. I hope he realizes that.

Beutiful Feet, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1709

As the "gods and goddesses" of the underworld, they live today and encourage mysticism among pagans, witches, New Agers and even church-goers in at least the following ways:

Aphrodite—sensuality, fertility rites, wiccan rituals, sacred prostitution.

Amun-Ra—masturbation, self realization, environmentalism, Darwinism.

Benja32one, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1711

Since we cannot tell the difference, it's time to shut the door on immigration, especially from muslims, close the borders to illegals, and the illegals that are here need to get the boot.

Opening the door to islam is like inviting cancer into your body.

You may not like to hear the un-pc truth, but's that's the way it is.

markofthebest, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1712

[replying to: 'And correct me if I am wrong but the behaviour of a small minority does not condem the majority - or do all Americans stand guilty of the torture of Iraqi prisoners?']

If you can call putting underwear on their heads and posing for embarrassing pictures "torture," but I won't quibble.

katylake, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1713

Harry Potter books are even showing up in your supermarket, the drugstore anywhere a few dollars can be made.

The occult is becoming the accepted norm these days.

another sign of the last days? I think so.

4everHis, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1714

Perhaps secular western countries have spent too much of the scientific finances pie trying to find non existant "transitionals" or "voices in space" and other such meaningless goals, whilst China has appreciated the true meaning of "Science"

A4C, Christian Forums 6 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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