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Quote# 7695

[Apparently blaming Republicans for Hurricane Katrina]

Now we are all learning what it’s like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which [Mississippi Governor] Barbour and his cronies have encouraged. Our destructive addiction has given us a catastrophic war in the Middle East and--now--Katrina is giving our nation a glimpse of the climate chaos we are bequeathing our children.

In 1998, Republican icon Pat Robertson warned that hurricanes were likely to hit communities that offended God. Perhaps it was Barbour’s memo that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Robert F. Kennedy Jr: The Blog 10 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7696

[On masturbating with panties]

If you're unmarried, I don't see how you can masturbate without lust if you're using a piece of intimate apparel. That's just getting aroused for the sake of arousal rather than dealing with arousal as it happens. Certainly unwise and most likely (also certainly?) sinful.

MamaTo4247, The Marriage Bed 8 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 7697

Since the facts do not prove evolution, since the fossil record does not show any transition from one species to another, since "scientific" dating methods have been proven unreliable, let us remember that for those who desperately desire to reject God, evolution is a religion of last resort. If there is no Creator, there can be no sin, and no need of a Saviour.

abidingone, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7698

Once or twice a week is not excessive at all. Most guys masturbate around once a day (some more, some less). Again, as long as you are doing it within the boundaries God has set (no porn, etc.) and setting your mind to fulfill His glory, then you can't go wrong!!

Dale, The Marriage Bed 32 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 7690

[Commenting on a play titled "Menopause the Musical"]

I would just like to say that I have about had it with people talking about this kind of thing in public. How did the Hebrews handle the monthly thing? They had the women go off by themselves and just deal with it. They did not have television commercials featuring blue liquid, red dots, and so forth, they didn't talk about "hot flashes," nor did they compose "Menopause the Musical" and make the men watch. If it was meant to be a public thing, women wouldn't have been built the way they are. Think about it.

Ruth64_72, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 7703

[On celebrities aborting abnormal babies]

My grandma commented on all these celebrities having perfect babies well into there 50's. That's why, they don't carry the imperfect ones. It's in all the new pregnancy books as well.

seek joy, Bibleforums.org 1 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7691

[Replying to a guy saying all he can do is pray for people during Hurricane Katrina]

ALL you can do is PRAY?!

Why that is the MOST, BEST AND HIGHEST THING we can do. Hallelujah!!! Praise the LORD we can PRAY!

Leuretha, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7699

['My husband and I gave money to the Red Cross, but it just seems so insignificant right now Praying, praying, praying.']

Your prayers are worth far more than all the money you can give.

Morningstarlet, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7700

I keep hearing the term "biblical proportions" to describe all of this....Over and over.....By the secular media too. I just find that interesting.

Castle, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7682

Darwin was a sicko, to the core, he has done and his work continues to do evil. His work has messed up the minds of millions. He has tried to down play the power of God, these type people are fools, and unless they repent and come to Christ. There is a place for them.

Lewis W, Bibleforums.org 10 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7683

The enemy [non-Christians] has no reason to get people to misuse the name of allah as he is not a real god. However he knows that cursing the Name above all names is blasphemy.

Lyric's Dad, 123 Christian Forums 9 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7684

Has anyone seen the commercials for this new movie? It [a remake of the Exorcist] looks very disturbing and I feel like it might harm people who see it. It paints a terrible picture and everyone inside the theater will be immersed in that for 2 hours.

The commercial just came on as I type this.....

Come soon Lord.

Zergocel, Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7685

There are times where I just wish to go home to be with the Lord and feel that it's pointless to even be here.

the J Man, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7686

Philosophy class is a scam, they teach only left wing socialist whack job theories of ethics and morals, and discussing nothing of Rand. I hated philo

one love, Christian Forums 23 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 7687

[On the animals getting back home after the flood]

Also after the flood and especially during the subsequent ice age there were many natural land bridges available so there would not neccessarily have been much swimming involved, and of course different animals have in the past been rafted from one location to another on mats of floating vegetation, of which there would have been an abundance after the flood.

kron, Debating Christianity 9 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7688

if the big bang was caused by two atoms crashing into one another then what set those two atoms in motion and where did the two atoms come from? If we all started out as a soup and the first life came from microscopic life that eventually evolved into us then where did the soup come from?

Denise 4 Him, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7689

(Responding to an article about Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands)

I had a demon spirit attack me in this way where I was frozen. Even my voice didn't work and I started to rebuke in the name of jesus in my concience mind since my voice wouldn't work. My voice came back quickly and I started to rebuke it aloud and the thing left quickly.

J4E, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7669

[Showing he totally missed the point of <a href="http://home.entouch.net/dmd/mortonsdemon.htm" target="_blank">a christian evolutionists article</a>.]

Morton's <u>Demon</u> is ... a descriptive term. Such a demon does, in fact, exist - you'll get no argument from me on that. What I will argue very strongly is that you wish to attach that demon to YECs without realizing that your compadres (Naturalists) have owned almost exclusive rights to the demon since day one. In fact, Satan owns the Patent on your demon and Naturalists have purchased a licensing agreement for use of that Patent. Your desire to attach that demon primarily to YECs is ... ignorance and despicability all rolled up into one.

I pray that I'm wrong, gr, but I sense that you are one small baby-step away from <u>voluntarily</u> removing the cross from under your name. One or two "key findings" by Naturalists, I believe, might do the trick for you.

Jorge, Theology Web 6 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7670

[Showing right here how useless prayer is...and even when it fails, they'll still have faith]

FOX news is reporting that once the winds reach 50 mph, police and other emergency personell will stop trying to help people.

Dearest Heavenly Father, we pray first for your good and perfect will on earth as it is in heaven, and second for the safety of those in Katrina's path (if it is within Your will). [emphasis added]

Servant, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7671

When we were hit by 3 hurricanes last year, I didn't think God was directly judging us for anything, rather I saw it as HIM preparing us for what we are getting ready to take others through. [...]

When all of our trees fell on the guy's house next door did we judge them? When a glass dish was carefully set on my roof, did I see that as a sign from God (YES) that HE is in complete control? Now I know we can be at peace knowing that HE can calm the storm and take us where HE needs to take us.

Praying for those who are about to experience this storms fury and that they are conversing with Jesus Christ. Everyone who does not know HIM needs to cry out to him, or this storm will toss them about until God gets their attention.

architectlink, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7672

[On the anti-Christ]

I beleive that he will be a person but i know ppl who think he is the catholic church they do have evidence but i beileve it is gonna be the pope have have read so many articles about him being the the ant christ i beileve he is and will use the cathlic church

reg, Christian Forums 3 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7673

Ive found that Logic changes every few decades as new things and ideas are devloped. Logic some times is Illogical. For example...LOL...take Spock from Star Trek who constantlly acted illogical or found things that "should not be" according to Logic. 1000 years ago the thought of Space flight was Illogical.

StarscreamX-2, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7674

The theory of evolution requires billions of years of constant violations of the 2nd Law. Evolution from chaos to organization is like an explosion in a print shop which somehow produces a dictionary or a blender transforming itself into the Starship Enterprise.

abidingone, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7675

Why do I believe in God? Because there is objectivity. There is objective truth, if there wasn't objective truth, then Hitler was justified in killing 11 million people.

seekingpurity047, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7676

Modern science uses the phoney idea of neutrality of science as a shield against the assertion that they are pushing an essenially religious notion of creation in the big bang theories. Thus we are now spending billions of dollars in the religious quest for life "out there" in space, which, I am sure produces howls of laughter from the Throne of HEaven.I hope and pray that scientists get enough integrity and honeesty going to admit the truth - that which they are fond of searching for, is that they, too are on a religious quest for origins.

Rex Downie, EvC Forum 9 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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