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Quote# 7703

[On celebrities aborting abnormal babies]

My grandma commented on all these celebrities having perfect babies well into there 50's. That's why, they don't carry the imperfect ones. It's in all the new pregnancy books as well.

seek joy, Bibleforums.org 1 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7698

Once or twice a week is not excessive at all. Most guys masturbate around once a day (some more, some less). Again, as long as you are doing it within the boundaries God has set (no porn, etc.) and setting your mind to fulfill His glory, then you can't go wrong!!

Dale, The Marriage Bed 32 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7697

Since the facts do not prove evolution, since the fossil record does not show any transition from one species to another, since "scientific" dating methods have been proven unreliable, let us remember that for those who desperately desire to reject God, evolution is a religion of last resort. If there is no Creator, there can be no sin, and no need of a Saviour.

abidingone, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7696

[On masturbating with panties]

If you're unmarried, I don't see how you can masturbate without lust if you're using a piece of intimate apparel. That's just getting aroused for the sake of arousal rather than dealing with arousal as it happens. Certainly unwise and most likely (also certainly?) sinful.

MamaTo4247, The Marriage Bed 8 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7695

[Apparently blaming Republicans for Hurricane Katrina]

Now we are all learning what it’s like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which [Mississippi Governor] Barbour and his cronies have encouraged. Our destructive addiction has given us a catastrophic war in the Middle East and--now--Katrina is giving our nation a glimpse of the climate chaos we are bequeathing our children.

In 1998, Republican icon Pat Robertson warned that hurricanes were likely to hit communities that offended God. Perhaps it was Barbour’s memo that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Robert F. Kennedy Jr: The Blog 10 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7690

[Commenting on a play titled "Menopause the Musical"]

I would just like to say that I have about had it with people talking about this kind of thing in public. How did the Hebrews handle the monthly thing? They had the women go off by themselves and just deal with it. They did not have television commercials featuring blue liquid, red dots, and so forth, they didn't talk about "hot flashes," nor did they compose "Menopause the Musical" and make the men watch. If it was meant to be a public thing, women wouldn't have been built the way they are. Think about it.

Ruth64_72, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7700

I keep hearing the term "biblical proportions" to describe all of this....Over and over.....By the secular media too. I just find that interesting.

Castle, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7699

['My husband and I gave money to the Red Cross, but it just seems so insignificant right now Praying, praying, praying.']

Your prayers are worth far more than all the money you can give.

Morningstarlet, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7691

[Replying to a guy saying all he can do is pray for people during Hurricane Katrina]

ALL you can do is PRAY?!

Why that is the MOST, BEST AND HIGHEST THING we can do. Hallelujah!!! Praise the LORD we can PRAY!

Leuretha, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7689

(Responding to an article about Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands)

I had a demon spirit attack me in this way where I was frozen. Even my voice didn't work and I started to rebuke in the name of jesus in my concience mind since my voice wouldn't work. My voice came back quickly and I started to rebuke it aloud and the thing left quickly.

J4E, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7688

if the big bang was caused by two atoms crashing into one another then what set those two atoms in motion and where did the two atoms come from? If we all started out as a soup and the first life came from microscopic life that eventually evolved into us then where did the soup come from?

Denise 4 Him, Bibleforums.org 7 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7687

[On the animals getting back home after the flood]

Also after the flood and especially during the subsequent ice age there were many natural land bridges available so there would not neccessarily have been much swimming involved, and of course different animals have in the past been rafted from one location to another on mats of floating vegetation, of which there would have been an abundance after the flood.

kron, Debating Christianity 5 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7686

Philosophy class is a scam, they teach only left wing socialist whack job theories of ethics and morals, and discussing nothing of Rand. I hated philo

one love, Christian Forums 23 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7685

There are times where I just wish to go home to be with the Lord and feel that it's pointless to even be here.

the J Man, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7684

Has anyone seen the commercials for this new movie? It [a remake of the Exorcist] looks very disturbing and I feel like it might harm people who see it. It paints a terrible picture and everyone inside the theater will be immersed in that for 2 hours.

The commercial just came on as I type this.....

Come soon Lord.

Zergocel, Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7683

The enemy [non-Christians] has no reason to get people to misuse the name of allah as he is not a real god. However he knows that cursing the Name above all names is blasphemy.

Lyric's Dad, 123 Christian Forums 9 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7682

Darwin was a sicko, to the core, he has done and his work continues to do evil. His work has messed up the minds of millions. He has tried to down play the power of God, these type people are fools, and unless they repent and come to Christ. There is a place for them.

Lewis W, Bibleforums.org 10 Comments [8/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7681

God never answers a prayer that is against his will. If I pray that some hot guy would ring my doorbell today so I could have an affair (which I would never pray, but this is just an example) he wouldn't answer that because it would be bad for me. Similarly, if God was sending the hurricane to bring people closer to him, he would bring the storm with full severity no matter what we prayed. Perhaps he is able to achieve the same effect with the storm that he did/is sending.

Lorren, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7680

Tom Brokaw, anchorman for NBC News, showed a film of the shoreline of the ocean etched into the Himalayas about 10,000 feet above sea level, in about 1995.
The news media is pro-Atheism, and so, this has been suppressed, and never repeated or enlarged upon.

hoaryhead, EvC Forum 7 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7678

How can man be descending and evolving at the same time? Which is it?It appears that Darwin can't make a statment without contradicting himself.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 17 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7677

Every evolutionist should be barred from any laboratory or educational institution. Let them return to their cauldrons and incantations!

Rolf Ernst, Christian Forums 18 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7676

Modern science uses the phoney idea of neutrality of science as a shield against the assertion that they are pushing an essenially religious notion of creation in the big bang theories. Thus we are now spending billions of dollars in the religious quest for life "out there" in space, which, I am sure produces howls of laughter from the Throne of HEaven.I hope and pray that scientists get enough integrity and honeesty going to admit the truth - that which they are fond of searching for, is that they, too are on a religious quest for origins.

Rex Downie, EvC Forum 9 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7675

Why do I believe in God? Because there is objectivity. There is objective truth, if there wasn't objective truth, then Hitler was justified in killing 11 million people.

seekingpurity047, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7674

The theory of evolution requires billions of years of constant violations of the 2nd Law. Evolution from chaos to organization is like an explosion in a print shop which somehow produces a dictionary or a blender transforming itself into the Starship Enterprise.

abidingone, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7673

Ive found that Logic changes every few decades as new things and ideas are devloped. Logic some times is Illogical. For example...LOL...take Spock from Star Trek who constantlly acted illogical or found things that "should not be" according to Logic. 1000 years ago the thought of Space flight was Illogical.

StarscreamX-2, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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