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Quote# 8013

[On story reporting of 20 million-year-old spider discovered.]

A spider older than the Earth?
Very interesting.

buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8012

truth be told i have heard alot of people say that a great quake was going to hit that area [California] this year, hopefully not, but if so i hope it leads to even just one repenter and a new family member in Christ.

mattlad22, Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8011

Now, the reason why I believe that an infinite God exists is because it is necessary logically. The world had to have had a beginning, as the Second Law of Thermodynamics says, and that fact demands that it have a Creator. If this Creator were less than infinite, He would have to have been created Himself, and so it would go on and on infinitely. But such an infinite regress is impossible with finite beings, so to avoid irrationality we must assume that there was an infinite Creator. [emphasis added]

Fatih and Reason, Evolution Fairytale Forum 17 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8010

Contrary to popular belief, evolutionists don't have a corner on scientific objectivity. I've found through personal experience that when an evolutionist gets backed into the wall he relies on arrogant condescending rhetoric. From my observations, creationists are more prone to stick to the objective facts.

Springer, EvC Forum 8 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8009

It's no use. Evolutionists conveniently divorce themselves from explanations of abiogenesis because they have absolutely no explanation of how it is possible. To simply state that it's not part of evolutionary theory is a cop-out.
The simplest concievable form of life as we know it would require at least one strand of DNA or RNA. Simply put, the probability of such a complex molecule randomly coming together is nill. Even if by some freakish event such a spontaneous arrangement were accomplished, it would require the intricate protein/lipid structure of a cell to survive and reproduce.
To base an entire theory on such an enormously improbable event is ludicrous. Science follows laws of probability.

Springer, EvC Forum 12 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8007

[More on David Blaine]

There are a lot of jealous magicians out there who downplay the reality of what Blaine is doing and try to explain it away. He does levitate. He does so by demonic power. The scripture speaks of lying wonders in the last days.

Jerome, Bibleforums.org 13 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8004

[Arguing with a Jew] The Tanach still isn't Scripture - and note the little cross icon - I'm not Jewish, so why the heck would I reference - or care about a reference - to the Tanach [Old Testament, in Hebrew] when the case is supposed to be built biblically? I'm not seeing a need here... Got a Biblical reference you want to make your case from?

Teallaura, Theology Web 4 Comments [9/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7999

[Debating the Muslim Holiday USPS stamp]

Lyrics dad, after getting to know about you in another topic, I'm not surprised at all to see you agree with this slick little maneuver of getting people to lose their loyalty to America, and become a one worlder.

If you connect the dots, that's what you WILL get.
LD, do you also like what happened to the man who protested the
homosexual indoctrination being forced upon his kindergartener?
He was arrested.

tzalam2, 123 Christian Forums 3 Comments [9/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7997

Science is the discovery and unpacking of creation via various learned and academic methodologies. The IDer doesn't give a fuck about what anyone theorizes or says as long as ultimate credit is assigned to Him as the source.

Have you ever been plargiarized, or stolen from, or had a patent or copyright infringement ?

ToE has plagiarized the source of creation and assigned it to an incorporeal entity (chance) as explained by them its Prophets and Priests. IOW, you guys have set up yourselves as God and are paying the traditional price of plagiarism: expulsion. The IDer has expelled you - thats the reason why you deny His reality.

Herpeton, EvC Forum 8 Comments [9/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7996

I do agree with you that Science and religious beliefs can coexist... they have for a long time. I do have proofs of that myself, so I do believe you there. Just not that we came from a caveman or an ape. First man and woman were Adam and Eve. I dont think they resembled an ape.

clocpw2, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [9/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7995

I think a creationist with a good background in chemistry and geology could put together a good one to suggest a vehicle to change atmospheric oxygen and hydrogen into water, don’t you? A few experiments with oxygen, hydrogen, argon and carbon, etc. and I bet they could figure out why the carbon dating gives us all those erroneous ages, too.

unred typo, 123 Christian Forums 4 Comments [9/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7994

[re: "Friends" TV show]

Here's the proble, why not watch "Ellen" also? Thats right, because it IS backing AND promoting UNCHRISTIAN, ANTIBILICAL, ways of thinking. Why stop at "Ellen" let's start watching the MOST antibiblical show that's on T.V. right now, "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"! The bible tells us to "TURN FROM SIN"! Not, "repent and watch what you would like on television".

anbfgc, Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [9/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7993

[re: David Blaine]

You aren't getting mesmerized by him are you? He is VERY VERY EVIL!!!!! He is using spirits that are NOT of God to do the things he does! Be careful of what you are watching. When he went to Haiti he scared them and they are FULL of evil and witch craft there!

anbfgc, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [9/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7992

I am hopeful that as the children of Creationists are removed from the mind numbing effects of evolutionary teaching, and into private and home schools, they will emerge as an army of Creationist scientists establishing and equipping their own labs and data gathering facilities and their field techs capable of “world wide travel.” Meanwhile, evolutionists are dumbing down their children with erroneous theories that bring despair and hopelessness to mankind, giving rise to drugs and violence. Sad. Who'd wanna be them?

unred typo, 123 Christian Forums 20 Comments [9/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7991

I see nothing whatever wrong with the literal translation of the first three chapters in Genesis. There is nothing inconsistent about it. It describes God doing things which are scientifically impossible, which He can do because He is God. Science pretends that the impossible can occur without the existence of God, which is negated by its own laws. Thus, Creationism has a basis in logic in that a supernatural entity is consistently supernatural. Science, on the issue of origination, has NO basis in logic, because it's interpetation of events is dependant on immutable laws being violated by natural means

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 16 Comments [9/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7990

I said it before and i'll say it again. Evolution is nothing more than an atheology, the grand tale of creation without God. The billion year struggle of the survival of the species which resulted from a cosmic fart and culminating in man. It is the only way out that the atheists/socialist have, there is nothing else.

Lestat, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [9/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7988

What I could never understand is the following:
If all of life originated from one cell, how could that animal become a plant or that plant become an animal? Evolution presupposes more impossibilities than creation, and unlike creationism there exists no supreme being capable of doing the impossible. In other words, evolution by any definition in the mind of any thinking person cannot possibly happen. The entire theory is based on science which cannot conform to the laws of science. It is circular reasoning in reverse; instead of arguments supported only by the arguments, it is science negated by the very science it uses as a base.

How these people can claim to bear rational argument is beyond me.

brilliantLiberal, Free Conservatives 7 Comments [9/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7987

I'm a writer for a national magazine. Following the popularity of "The Exocism of Emily Rose," we're looking for a teen (girl 0r boy) who has gone through a similiar experience. Either the teen was exorcised or was forced to go through a ceremony, but fought their parents or family because he/she didn't believe in it.

We want to tell your story in your own words. If you are this person or have any leads to this person, please contact me at [email address]. This is real and we are looking for teens who have actually had a priest perform an exorcism on him/her. It is not meant to offend. We are just looking to tell your story.

TeenPeopleWriter, Bibleforums.org 16 Comments [9/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7986

The biblical account of creation doesn't contradict reality one bit. But evolution contradicts the way apes and humans breed, the survival of the fittest because apes are around today, and the process of animals and humans reproducing themselves.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7985

if an asteroid impacted the earth, and the asteroid were say, 10 billion years old, that would mean the earth would suddenly age from 4.5 billion to 10 billion.

Are not planets formed by interstellar dust coming together? Isn't the dust older than the formation?

Duane Morse, Bibleforums.org 10 Comments [9/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7982

I think God brought to pass the Dark Ages upon mankinds psyche because we were moving to fast (and apostate) just like we are moving to fast today (and apostate both as a people and a nation) but God wanted us 500 years short in our schooling of this world. Though we are moving way to fast now it is OK since we happen to be on God's schedule now -500 years progress instead of our own schedule so it is OK if our scientific and technological advances outstrip our social and cultural achievements even up to the point that social and cultural goals have gone literally abandond by those who humanly rule this world.

napsnsnacks, Bibleforums.org 11 Comments [9/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7981

Believe it or not, Darwin, the original Darwinists and neo-Darwinist theorists today do use supernatural powers inherent in the human mind and in human intelligence to imagine, concoct theories about, and believe in, human evolution in and out of ancient Africa.

jcrawford, Debating Christianity 19 Comments [9/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7979

Ok, the other day I purchased a batman action figure toy with blue tint wings and the cool shoot em up things that go with. My 6 year old son was having a great time playing and came over to me to show off the toy. A couple of times I was looking at it and thought to myself how for some reason the toy reminded me of a demon, especially with the wings, and started to kind of wonder about these super hero toys being sold. I didn't say anything but a few minutes lator my son (who accepted Christ when he was 41/2) came up to me and said, "Mom, doesn't this toy look like a demon? It's just wrong, I don't want to have this toy because it's actually a demon. It's just wrong."!

I Believe!!!, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [9/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7978

[Cindy Sheehan arrested during anti-war protest]

Wonderful, she'll be forced to shut her trap for awhile. The only way it could have been better is if she had been captured by Al Quaida and a video posted on the internet.

Kathy29, Free Conservatives 13 Comments [9/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7977

['How do you know that all the books of the bible as currently compiled by men were divenly inspired to be put together as such?']

No other body of work is has its perfect consistency.

Not only is the truth in the overt meaning, but is encoded in the text.

Put Gilgamesh through a computer and see if you get a plan for divine mercy.

Only God could have written the Bible. Scientifically irrefutable fact.

busterdog, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [9/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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