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Quote# 16575

A teenager carrying a Bible and shouting "I want Jesus" was shot twice with a police stun gun and later died at a St. Louis hospital, authorities said.

In a statement obtained Tuesday by The Associated Press, police in Jerseyville, about 40 miles north of St. Louis, said 17-year-old Roger Holyfield would not acknowledge officers who approached him and he continued yelling, "I want Jesus."

Police tried to calm the teen, but Holyfield became combative, according to the statement. Officers fired the stun gun at him after he ignored their warnings, then fired again when he continued struggling, police said.

Roger Holyfield, breitbart.com / AP 40 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16573

[Wall-Mart has joined the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce]

I think I'm going to start dropping tracts in Wal-Marts

put out flyers on windshields

If a place advertising half naked women dancing can slather their crud all over my windshield in their parking lot, I can put out flyers about Wal-Mart support for attacking my family!

Funmudder, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5
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Quote# 16569

Entropy: The thermodynamic concept that states that atoms are, in general, more comfortable in low-energy states, and thus the universe is tending to disorder. So if the universe tends to a disorder, then it is logical to assume that large and incredibly complex molecules could never have been made without outside assistance. DNA is, of course, the most obvious example. Therefore, it stands to reason that because these molecules do exist, they could not have existed for millions of years, for over a period of millions of years things would tend to become less ordered.

Toilet Trained at Gunpoint!, Myspace 19 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: archangel_lucifer
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Quote# 16567

In a week's time Florida voters will be electing a new governor to replace Jeb Bush (R) and with polls showing Republican Charlie Crist strongly head of Democrat Jim Davis all eyes were on the final debate between the two and independent candidate Max Linn. [...]

Crist, (pictured) who currently is Attorney General and who has dogged suggestions throughout the campaign that he is gay, had one of the more unusual reasons for opposing same-sex marriage, saying marriage is a "sacred" relationship - "like I had, before I got divorced." [Emphasis added]

Charlie Crist, 365Gay.com 15 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16565

[Emphasis is mine.]

This Halloween, Chicago's Salem Baptist Church wants teenagers to go straight to "hell." Admission is $7 and passengers arrive at its gates on a yellow school bus.

Salem's "Nights of Terror" promises to "scare the hell out of teens" by guiding them on a half-hour tour through Hades -- or at least what passed for it in the don't-call-it-a-haunted-house set up in the church's administrative offices at 109th and Cottage Grove. [...]

In one scene, a girl was lying on a gurney where a masked man in surgical scrubs pretended to perform an abortion. A toilet was sitting nearby apparently to collect the aborted fetus.

A fenced-in cell housed a few denizens of "hell," including a pedophile trolling the Internet for a young victim, a meditating Buddhist, and two mincing young men wearing body glitter who were supposed to be homosexuals.

Chicago's Salem Baptist Church, Chicago Sun Times 38 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 16561

A womens hair is given to her for a covering. I attended a church where some of the more devout younger women had long thick hair. It really was beautiful when they would go to the alter to pray. Their hair was a covering, to show their modesty. Just like they wore modest clothing that covered them. Of course not all women are that devoted to God and it is not our place to judge them.

Isaiah talks about "haughty" women and how God will make them bald. I wonder sometimes if the reason people have problem with thin hair or their hair falling out is because they have a problem with being haughty, arrogance or with pride in some way.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 47 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: oculus invisibilis
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Quote# 16560

Science has its place in a Christian philosophy, an important place. But science is never to be seen as a means of learning truth. Truth is found in the Scriptures alone; the Bible has a monopoly on truth. It is God’s Word that must be believed, not the experiments of men. As Robbins has said: "Science is false, and must always be false. Scripture is true and must always be true. The issue is as clear, and as simple, as that."

W. Gary Crampton, Reformation Ministries International & Vincent Cheung 25 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16559

(After making a topic claiming that he is able to prove "scientifically" that evolution is garbage)

i'm glad everyone is interested in this, but i'd really only like more evidence in support of creationism. i'm not interested in hearing anything else

john, Myspace 39 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 16557

[Regarding oral sex]

yes it is sin, all thngs sexually are sin including making out and u may be a sinner but it would be best not to do it ne ways because if u do it, it will just add somehing else to the book of life

cRaZy J, Myspace 50 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 16554

look at what liberal activist judges have done over the years. they let criminals go free because a cop didnt have time to give them a talking to about their rights. (right like when an arrest is going down a cop has the time to do this...and were talking about thugs here they dont deserve rights anyway) they signed off on the deaths of millions of children. they make porno a right. the make flag burning a right. the let fags marry. and they interfer with states when they can telling them they have to let black and whites marry even if it was a law on their books since the 1600s.

Merle Jennings, True American Patriot 36 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16549

if u dont believe in God then read this

im am 16 a sophemore at my school and we have won every game but one because God gave us them and we could see it because we were down by 2 or more touchdowns but God said no i want this team to win and now we got one game left and its state and i cant wait to c His hand work again on our team

the punisher, Myspace 97 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 16548

[After being linked to an article in Science on Carbon dating calibration]

OK this is the website you sent me too. First of I like how they use complex words as if they are going to try and sound smart and confuse everyone. IF it was proof of evolution they would speak in plain terms so everyone could know they are right.

Mike Jones, Myspace 48 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 16547

[Explaining away the conflict between free will and determinism]

Yea. He knew before he ever created the system that it'd get broken, and he'd only control some variables, since Lucifer has had property rights over Earth according to Jewish custom, so he created the system exactly as he wanted it to be. Ergo, man's free will between Satan's lies and God's truths.

Ethan, Myspace 28 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16545

My pastor has said evil people do not want to listen because they like the darkness. You are evil but God can help you if you want him to. The patriot act is not a bad thing. If it was it would be called the anti-america act, look at what its called- PATRIOT ACT!!!! there, and as for Bush, I do think it is evil and unamerican to question the president, he was voted in and as americans we need to back him. At least he isnt getting sex in the oval office like a certain sinner president. OH!!!! And did you notice.............the gas prices HAVE DROPPED!!! If you dont like America you can live in Iraq

Patriot, KilL God Presents...Lucifer's Message Board 69 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16537

Ummmmm, I believe it is the males who have been the (oppressed) minority group for at least the past 100 years.

Women outnumber men, and therefore it is women who have effective control over our government, our laws, our courts, our leaders, etc.

Secondly, for the past 100 years, it is women who have the most control in raising our children, and therefore it is women who instill the values and in controllng our society and its customs and beliefs.

Little boys and little girls are taught to be who they are, taught to think like they do ----by women.

As far as shaving, makeup, plastic surgery, wearing high heels or sneakers, skirts, pants, dresses, etc, it is women who have the choice to to do so or not, men are prohibited by society's rules( put into place by women) from doing such things.
[...]
Males have extreme limitations on what jobs they can have, what they can wear, and what their appearance can be by the rules women have set down in our society. Women can do any job, and wear anything she wants to wear.

Women control over 60% of our nations wealth.
[...]
Women also live longer than men and inherit everything.

susanann, Christian Forums 61 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16528

You also need to notice: He promised to take care of His children. In another topic, you mentioned Darfur, and how Christians sit and do nothing. Tell me: Who do they worship? If you do the research, you will see that the national religion of Darfur is Islam. You will also see that Christians in the area are persecuted. You will find that 65% of the population claims to be devout Muslims while the majority of the remaining 35% claim to only be muslim (as opposed to devout muslim). Why should the Lord bless a country that openly seeks the destruction of HIS chosen people (Israel) and His children (the saved)?

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 25 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: gamerchick
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Quote# 16522

Evolution covers a finite time interval

It is comical that people who choose "evolution" as a philosophy which explains our ultimate origins are also claiming to be logical and intelligent.

Because right at the outset, it is OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN, that since evolution only even tries to address a finite time interval, IT IS NOT EVEN A DIMENSIONALLY CORRECT THEORY TO APPLY TO EXPLAIN OUR ULTIMATE ORIGINS AND THE ORIGINS OF THE UNIVERSED.

ie - What happened before the "big bang"?

What percent of the infinity of time is accounted for by the finite time interval of the theory of evolution?

Answer: ZERO PERCENT.

Since God created the dimensions of time and space and all matter from nothing, it is logical that He is also responsible for all life, whether or not any suppositions of the theory of ecolution are consistent with His creative process.

quackie9999, Yahoo!News message board for article headlined "Scientist finds 100 million-year-old bee" 31 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 16515

A Pentecostal priest lashed out at the [gay wildlife] exhibition, saying taxpayers' money used for it would have been better spent helping the animals correct "their perversions and deviances."

anon, abc news online 22 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16506

[Re FSTDT] Do you even KNOW what the hell you're talking about? Lesson time Liberal. For me to be a troll, that would mean I would have had to have come here, posted the message that got your panties in a twist, in an attempt to goad you into ragging on me. That's not what happened. One of you little pathetic liberal trolls went to another site, STOLE this post, plagiarized it here without my permission, and then took it out of context because you believe that makes you look intelligent. When in fact, all it does is reinforce our belief that among Liberals, there IS NO ORIGINAL THOUGHT. You can't come up with ideas on your own, so you are forced to steal them from other sites. Show some respect to your betters little girl. Go get yourself a hobby.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 48 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16503

[Is heaven on top of the big cloud made of gold?]

No, it is on top of earth, and is about the size of the moon. An interesting fact is that this moon sized object of gold will land on earth. If a moon tried it now, gravity would exist, and we would be wiped out good and proper. Heavens, imagine the tides even?! That means that gravity, as we know it, just will not apply. Neither of course will decay.
Our present state of the universe, and laws of physics will be no more. That is real science 101.

dad, Christian Forums 35 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16499

[someone had heard a rumor that Michael Newdow had died]

I can only hope....unrepentant athiests I despise only below child molesters.

DCBryan1, FreeRepublic 29 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16493

Oh, I wish I could respond to the [Hillary] Clinton thing. I wish I could say all the reasons why she should not be president.

I can say this:
1) Anyone who supports aborton, or sodomite's rights should not be supported
2) A woman should be the keeper of the house.

Bro. Randy, teens-4-christ 46 Comments [10/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 16492

To end terrorism...

* Take the gloves off. We need to stop molly-coddling these people and their friends. Folks, for all practical purposes, we own Iraq. We need to act like it. Not only this, but we need to simply destroy the terrorists who stand against us. Recently, I saw a bumper sticker that said, "If a terrorist wants to die, it is my duty to help him accomplish his goal."
* Release Israel from the restrictions they are under. That's right, cut 'em loose and give them the key to the arms warehouse. I am absolutely sick of people saying we need to fight terrorism, and then telling Israel to calm down. I won't rant here. mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif
* Follow the Brit's example. Locate the terrorists in our country, round them up and ... "But what about their rights..." some may whine. Forget their tights. They are using their rights to destroy us!
* Christians need to take a stand. The United States is a CHRISTIAN nation. We need to act like it.
* Close the UN. The United Nations is really a group of dictators, thugs and outright criminals whose goals consist of the exploitation and destruction of the United States of America.

Last, and most importantly...

* Evangelize, exhort and disciple the nation. That's right. We need to take our country back, and we need to actively defend our country, but the most important thing we need to do is evangelize and disciple the nations. If the United States chooses to use it, we have the military power to utterly destroy the terrorist nations, but God chan change their hearts.

Bro. Randy, teens-4-christ 80 Comments [10/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16482

oh sorry i beleave we did not change or life start with the big bang because supposely to my teacher we came from one atom that changed and changed over hundreds of years which later changed and made more atoms which made life but atoms r so small no 1 has ever seem them so they probly don't excist

Francisco, Myspace 33 Comments [10/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 16481

Maybe I've seen too many of these forensic type shows (since they're the only thing on the regular networks these days), but ...

What happens when one of these trannies commits a crime and they look to DNA evidence? They're no longer the same "gender" as their DNA would indicate. Who do we allow this as a society?

Disturbin, Free Republic 33 Comments [10/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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