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Quote# 17555

Anyone who has any expierence, knowledge and common sense should be able to see the truth: that evolution is a devilsh myth.


Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 17 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17556

letting women die from killing their unborn is kind of like killing killers, so really its not violent and its not hating women its just simply justice

ONLY 3 MORE MONTHES!!!!, Myspace 17 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 17557

I don't have films that portray modern philosophies or fashions, have sexually questionable material in them, or are non/anti-christian in general theme... When I go movie shopping, I rule out 99.5% of everything out there. Most of my films were released before 1965 or take place during/prior to WWII. Exceptions include a few modern films such as Star Wars, Narnia, and Lord of the Rings.

Bottom line? If the women don't wear dresses and traditional family structures aren't found in the film, you won't find it in my collection. If there's blaitant sin in it you certainly won't find it there. If Christ isn't in one form or another elevated or endorsed by the spirit and character of the movie, it goes (a) back to the store it came from or (b) into the trash can... no regrets about it. I hate liberalism and compromise, and I will until the day I die.

A liberal mindset has crept through our society following the second world war... bringing us to the brink of social colapse. We now are forced to fight a new war of right and wrong-- only this time around, in an atmosphere that denies the existance of both.

Joshua Howard, Christian Forums 33 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17562

[Adoption requires a woman to carry a pregnancy to term, I for one and not going to gestate any pregnancy to term.]

Right you are a selfish bitch that would rather murder the child I get it I really and truly do.....a sad shame. You truly are a waste of good air.

Conservative Atheist, MySpace 8 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17563

(I have a gay friend who has a lesbian friend and they live together, and they plan to have children with each other and then raise them as there own.)

I interact with gays and I counsel them daily. I can guarentee you that this kind of sexual orgy you describe will wipe them out before you can say sexually transmitted disease.

Al-muntahaa, Muslim Village 18 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17565

Robert Heinlein once opined that there is no sin in the universe but one, stupidity, its punishment, death.

AIDS can be prevented by people not succumbing to stupidity.

Cleaning up the gene pool.

Angeleyes, Original Dissent 17 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17567

I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts. As I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships. And that includes a variety of different acts, not just homosexual. I have nothing, absolutely nothing against anyone who's homosexual. If that's their orientation, then I accept that. And I have no problem with someone who has other orientations. The question is, do you act upon those orientations? So it's not the person, it's the person's actions. And you have to separate the person from their actions.

Rick Santorum, USATODAY.com - Excerpt from Santorum Interview 30 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17575

Since evolution and creationism cannot be proven right or wrong. It's just pure idiocy to think that you should only teach evolution or creationism. It's just like all the theories about how the dinosaurs died, no one is absolutely sure so you are usually taught at least 2 of the prefered theories. But to call this some stupid conservative thing really just highlights why people think liberal thinkers are the antichrist. The main problem with it, is that the school board made a decision on what to teach in Science class not based on science but what they "felt" was correct. Science isn't about feelings, it's about facts data and experiments. Outlawing theories is un-American and can only lead to a closed minded society that has a problem grasping difficult new concepts.

Brick Wall Bandito, Myspace 26 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 17576

Why can’t Atheists have promiscuous sex?

Because of the sexual exploitation of women,
Because Atheists don’t want to have a baby yet,
Because of abortion,
Because of HIV and AIDS
Because of Herpes
Because of Genital Warts / HPV
Because Atheists are not a result of Social Conditioning,
Because Atheists are not just slaves of sins,
Because of Syphilis
Because of Gonorrhea
Because of Chlamydia
Because of Hepatitis
Because of Scabies
Because contraceptives fail

lynn18, Christian Forums 20 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17577

Why can’t Atheists and religious hypocrites and homosexuals and abortionists and alcoholics and drug addicts and Adulaters and gluttons and murderers and thieves love Santa?

Because there is no Evidence that Santa Exist?
Because they are not hypocrites.
Because they are not in denial.
Because they are just a result of Social Conditioning.
Because they don’t accept the existence of god.
Because they are just slaves of sins.
Because they don’t worship false idols
Because they don’t worship false prophets
Don’t know.

Ask, Seek, Knock
7"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
8 For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened.
9" Which of you, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone?
10 Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake?
11 If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him!
12 So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.
The Narrow and Wide Gates
13"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.
14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...07;&version=31

lynn18, Christian Forums 8 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17578

Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?

Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?

Because Atheists don’t worship false idols,
Because there is no evidence that Santa Exist,
Because Atheists are not hypocrites,
Because Atheists are not in denial.
Because Atheists don’t want the meek to inherit the earth,
Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,
Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,
Because Atheists don’t want to live a Virtuous life,
Because Atheists don’t want to accept the existence of god,
Because Atheists don’t have scales on their eye,
Because Atheists don’t worship false prophets

lynn18, Christian Forums 22 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17580

[Nomination for the "Christian Turning the Other Cheek" Award]

[Ahhhh, just when I thought crazy was taking the week off. How'd you like the little treat you got at forumole? More surprises can be arranged.]

Well the wife and I figured it was probably the work of a 12 year old. Go ahead and post all the hateful comments you want to over there at forumole. I can delete every bit of it in about 30 seconds so sabotage to your heart's content. I hope you will spend many hours there, please do. Good luck finding the site because your IP address is blocked . **chuckle **chuckle**

Genesis 19:11And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.

I look forward to seeing you there if you can find the door handle.

I guess you'll have to use someone else's pc - so go ahead and make a day of it. Work hard.

Once again that glorious christian site:

http://negligence.forumole.com/


MercyBurst, Christian Forums 7 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17581

I pray that God lets the Patriot act stand, even if that means He has to "Retire" some members of the supreme court to make that body more representative of His will. The Patriot Act allows the President to better root out the Muslim evildoers who are a constant danger, not only to our bodies, but to our souls. It is my hope that in the future he will also be able to use this mighty tool against other enemies of God.

The Redemption Army, NationStates Forum 10 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Witty Name Here
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Quote# 17583

The powerful homosexual lobby rules the Democrats on this issue, and homos resent the "breeders" who make and give birth to babies to the extent that they take it out on the unborn child! A very dirty Democrat secret!

Tommyd1944, Yahoo! 12 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zen
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Quote# 17584

Earlier today I recieved a most disturbing telephone call from my great grandson. He recalled to me the start of his public summer school courses. He told me of his science class teaching about evolution and natural selection. Like any good Christian, I was uphauled! How dare they instill the lunatic notions from a man who has been under growing suspicion of being the secret founder of modern Satanism! Some here may know of the damned soul by the name of Anton LaVey who went public with Satanism in the 1960's, however, it all began in secrecy in the 19th Century by Charles Darwin!!! YES! IT'S TRUE!!!!! It quickly and oh so quietly spread throughout the globe from secret encoded Satanic texts that could only be read under the influenc of demons and unclean spirits. Than one man decided to adopt the teachings as his own and went public. One of the primary things LaVey excluded from his wretched Satanic Bible was evolution! He did not want Darwin's most prevalent work of lunacy to be made known as a Satanic teaching, because it would hurt it's public acceptance!

What I am telling you all is true! Please, I beg of you, do not inquire of the source of this information. By me doing so, I will be in great danger!

Aeolin, CARM 42 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17586

[From an essay "Talking Points on World AIDS Day for Christian Parents", the rest of which is insane as well]

If we eliminated homosexual male sex and intravenous drug use, HIV would be reduced by at least three fourths in this country. Both are unnecessary, chosen behaviors. Schools need to make sure this point is absolutely clear in the minds of every student in health education.
[...]
Attacking AIDS through wide distribution of condoms is a complete failure. Do we want to keep promoting sex, or do we want to save lives? Or- do some influential people have financial ties to the condom and contraceptive manufacturers? Is this an example of corruption and big business at work in exploiting poor Third World people?
[...]
If homosexual sex is a leading cause of HIV in the U.S., doesn't it make sense to teach people to not engage in these acts? Perhaps "gay" social establishments should close until the HIV rates are severely reduced. And no students should be encouraged to enter homosexuality through "gay" clubs or tolerance lessons.

Mission America, www.missionamerica.com 20 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17589

Here's my take on where the Flood waters went. If it sounds too far-fetched, no problem, it's just a hypothesis (or theory, or guess, or whatever it's called):

My take on this is that the waters, which predominantly came from within the earth, went back down. As it was raining on the surface, water was also coming from below, and the people were sandwiched between the two sources.

When the rains stopped, the waters began falling back down through the holes in the earth. Sort of like a giant bathtub with many plugs that had been pulled.

Now comes the interesting part, a sort of modified Boyle's Law.
pV = k, or pressure x volume = a constant
Isaiah had something interesting to say about Hell:

Originally Posted by Isaiah 5:14
Therefore hell hath enlarged herself...

Here's the entire verse:
Isaiah 5:14
Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.

Using Isaiah 5:14 to modify Boyle's Law gives us this:
pm = k, or pressure x mass = a constant
Since pressure (or more appropriately density) is defined as mass/volume, I conclude this:
(mass/volume) x mass = a constant, or
mass2/volume = a constant
To explain this using a simple example, let's say:
mass = 5
volume = 5
Then the constant is 5 --- (5 x 5 / 5 = 5).

However, double the mass without changing the constant, and what happens? The volume has to compensate for the change:
mass = 10
volume = ?
constant = 5
Thus 10 x 10 / ? = 5, and ? = 20.

This, then, is what Isaiah is basically saying:
As Hell acquires more mass, it enlarges to compensate for its temperature.
Now back to the Flood:

Everyone on earth died except for 8 people, and Hell "super-enlarged" to compensate for the large influx of souls, and the expanding diameter could have engulfed the water reservoirs.

Just a pet theory of mine --- submitted for "peer review".

p.s. The only problem I see with this, is that Christianity teaches that Hell is not a constant temperature, but is in fact, a tiered structure, being hotter in the lower levels.


AV1611VET, Christian Forums 33 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Pesto
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Quote# 17516

the filthy Liberals are their friends and both have united against YOU, they have united against GOD!!! it's time we end this right here right now. fellow christians don't you wanna be a part of the kingdom of heaven? don't you wanna meet the Lord with your head up high knowing that you were a part in this great cause?
TO KILL A HEATHEN IS NOT MURDER, IT'S A PATH TO HEAVEN!!!

Soldier of GOD, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17518

[Scientists believe that we've visited Mars and that there are men on it???
Scientists believe that there are flying saucers and they contain creatures from outer space?????]

Scientists absolutely wondered whether there were men on Mars which is one reason they visited it! They're still looking for signs of life on the moon as well as other planets. So you are in error again, as usual.

Carico, carm 29 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17519

[Teens-4-Christ official rules]

NO DEBATING. Teens-4-Christ is not a 'debate' site. You will not change our minds, do not try. A quick read of Romans 1 will show that those who debate are in the company of adulterers, sodomites and murderers. Therefore, debating will not be allowed.

All posts contrary to the doctrinal beliefs this site was founded on are subject to being deleted at the discretion of management. Any posts supporting beliefs contrary to "What we believe" will be deleted...may result in banning of the poster.

God's Word is the final authority on all matters.

Bro. randy, Teens-4-Christ 117 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 17522

yeah it is past my bedtime since i have to get up in 5 hours. In closing, I hope that all abortions are illegal so that woman can die along with their children. With that said, goodnight haters!

♥, Myspace 34 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17526

[Reader feedback to the news article "Study Finds that a Single Impact Killed the Dinosaurs"]

these people are stupid this so called crater could be the place right under where the fountans of Heaven opened and it dug out a whole like when i turn on the hose and i can dig a hole right in the dirt with it God could easily dig a hole as big as that crater probaly just to mess with these scientist they get what they deserve a nice warm place in hell forever those bastards

God is my sword, RedOrbit 43 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17532

I think comparing the Muslims to Nazis is pretty accurate. Radical Islam seeks to convert all non Muslims to Islam and if they don't convert they will kill you. So I guess in some ways they are better than Nazi's as at least they are giving you the opportunity to join them...although they didn't give that opportunity to the innocent people that were killed in the 9/11 attacks. Which some of the victims were of course Muslims.

So, I think the Nazi comparison with the radical Muslims is very accurate. Not to mention their desire to destroy Israel.


PetertheRock, Christian Forums 15 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17533

[In response to a poll asking: Would you comitt genocide if God ordered you to? One poster writes 'I'd tell Him to send me to hell, but that I couldn't kill a baby for the sins of its parents. To me personally, God has to conform to morality, not vice versa. I don't worship Him because He is omnipotent.']

You're suppose to worship God because He is King and is Lord of our lives. In any kingdom, whenever a decree of the King is ignored or disobeyed there are consequence's.

You don't chose why you worship Him, He choses for you why you shpould worship Him!

nephilimiyr, Christian Forums 28 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: PassingThrough
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Quote# 17534

[MEET the man who wants to say good-bye to the word "<u>hell</u>o." Leo Canales wants us all to say "heaveno" instead. Leo believes many of society's ills can be blamed on the unconscious use of the word "hell".]

"We promote a negative attitude every time we greet someone. Maybe it affects the way we behave to each other." According to Leo, the word "hello" was first used 120 years ago. He says, "Until then people said 'hullo', which was derived from 'hallow' a common greeting used in Chaucer's time.

Leo Canales, Heaveno.com 49 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Julian
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