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Quote# 18795

Women have dominated the pews in Christinan congregations since St. Peter preached in private homes, probably since Jesus preached on a hillside. The difference today is Nancy at the pulpit. Men have left Christian churches in droves.

Maybe its time to ask the other question: Is Christianity relevant for men today. Maybe men need a religion of Gods and Heros who weren't afraid to kick some female butt.

Bob, Townhall.com 58 Comments [12/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18798

I work in a large hospital in Seattle and I was told by a patient (who I'm sure was "demon possessed") that I had a "purple glow" around my head. That was proof to me that Christians are powerful! Praise God!

livingforjesus2, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [12/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Puistokemisti
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Quote# 18801

LOL thats interesting that you brought up this point, VET. I have noticed that these so called evolutionist "scientists" seem to somehow manage to "refute" anything to make it fit their "scientific theory". Oh by the way, if evolution is true, then that must mean that in so many years in the future, humans are going to be "evolving" into some other form. We wont be looking like how we are right now, right? evolution keeps going on nonstop right? so if this is true, the only way to find out is to take a million years leap into the future and see what your decendants look like. but since you are going to live for only another (on average) 30-40 years, you had better write a letter and glue your picture to it and pass it down to your generations stating, "this is the year 2006 and this is how I look like. Now it is 'x' years later. if you do not look anything like me (a human being), then you had better put your faith in God because the theory of evolution during my generation was all foolishness and it was unfortunate that I had to learn the hard way!

YourChild, Christian Forums 11 Comments [12/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Aggie
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Quote# 18758

"Atlas of Creation" offers over 500 pages of splendid images comparing fossils with present-day animals to argue that Allah created all life as it is and evolution never took place.

Then comes a book-length essay arguing that Darwinism, by stressing the "survival of the fittest," has inspired racism, Nazism, communism and terrorism.

"The root of the terrorism that plagues our planet is not any of the divine religions, but atheism, and the expression of atheism in our times (is) Darwinism and materialism," it says.

"Atlas of Creation", Ummah News Link 33 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave
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Quote# 18764

[who, exactly, are these americans you (apparently) are proposing be executed as well?}

The ones that hate America because it is a Christian nation founded IRREFUTABLY on THE BIBLE.

Anyone who doesn't agree with that is clearly a traitor and should be executed as a war criminal. Its just that simple, obviously. I'm just suggesting we start with the most egregious offenders: sodomites.

Moonglovv, Christian Forums 90 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18769

Its all by God's design that Bush became President of the United States, and that we, as a Christian nation, use our mililary force to bring Christianity to the Middle East.

RJChristian, IMDb 49 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18776

I used to think stuff like that was just a scare story...until I found out that an acquaintance of mine, whom I have hired in the past to do work for me, is the high priest nationally of one of the churches of Satan. I googled his name and Satanism and there was tons of stuff he'd written on how to promote evil. I was severely shocked.

Worst part is, he's not just some crazy kid. He's middle-aged, and works as a subsitute TEACHER for special ed kids.

WhiteH2OWoman, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18777

One of my high school classmates got involved in a satanic cult years and years ago. She even taught Sunday School in a church as a way to recruit teens into the cult.

It's very real. After reading her yet unpublished book, it was hard to sleep at night for a while. It is all around us all the time, but most of us don't really notice.

A friend's buddy used to be in a cult. He told my friend that he used to be able to see an aura around people and could pick out Christians on the street just by the aura. He said that Christians don't have any idea how much of God's power they hold.

Splunge, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18783

[You declared that fish and amphibians are related. So I guess that makes you an evolutionist.]

Wow.....that wouldn't follow anyways!

Fish is a type of Amphibian in the first place. So thats just Speciation in action, not Evolution. <duh>

Yeshumarine, CARM 45 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Aagcobb
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Quote# 18784

[Priest's suicide leaves questions (Statement against Islam?)]

The church was full so he did it outside, just after Communion. Had a can of gasoline under his coat, drenched himself and went alight. The janitor saw a flash and yelled for help. The flaming man stumbled to the ground as worshippers rushed past and a nun knelt beside him, praying and touching a sliver of his unburned skin.

Someone said he whispered: "Is Jesus here?"

The Rev. Roland Weisselberg died the next day. His widow said the 73-year-old retired Lutheran priest committed suicide to protest Islam's growing influence on a Christian continent that had lost its faith. That's all the bloggers and neo-Nazis needed. Screeds whirled and a troubled man was turned into a martyr, candles lit in his honor, flowers dropped on the place he fell.

Roland Weisselberg, Chron.com 25 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18789

The women has no rights when she has a baby. There's not that many women who are going to be damaged by having a baby. It's natural, so therefore it doesn't cause harm. If she didn't want a bady, she didn't have to have one. Simple as that!

missions2005, Teens-4-Christ 49 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18790

there is a person my Dad went to college with (at PCC) and he opened this theme park type place called Dino land (or something like that), for Christains who beleive how God actually created the earth (the Biblical way!). There, they actually FOSSILIZED a teddy bear.

What does this tell you about science now?

Ashleigh, Teens-4-Christ 54 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18791

[The least correct answer ever to the question 'can someone please explain to me what <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darfur_conflict" target="_blank">Darfur</a> is?']

Darfur is a small country in Africa which is being destroyed by Satan at the hands of the muslims. Poverty is rampant, people are starving, being murdered and raped. When financial aid is sent in, it is stolen by the muslim terrorists who control the country. When aid in the form of the Gospel is sent in, the Christians are just murdered.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 41 Comments [12/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18718

I and others in the deliverance ministry have discovered a direct connection between homosexual orientation and the demonic. Once the demons that produce the orientation are removed all homosexual interpretive and physiological responses are eliminated. The real question is it 'nature, nurture or NEITHER?'

Clinton, BornGayProCon comments 36 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18719

[Not fundie per se, but read the whole article. It's hilarious.]

Rutgers Sponsors Global Feminist Terrorism

Parents might think twice about sending their children to Rutgers University. It may well be the most anti-family college in America; a training camp for global feminist terrorism.

David R. Usher, OpinionEditorials.com 20 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18720

My message to men and real women on college campuses everywhere: Stay away from feminists and strippers. The last thing you want to date is a girl who studies feminism. Be sure she believes in equal rights for men to be in the family. Make certain she rejects feminism before even asking her out on a date. Get to know her previous boyfriend to find out why they broke up. If she says he is a jerk but he isn’t, you probably have a feminist on your hands.

David R. Usher, Men's News Daily 66 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18721

[During a debate about evolution v creationism and ID, when presented with this VERY <a href="http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/" target="_blank">sarcastic link</a>. A fundy missed the joke. ]

Awesome Site Joe - thanks

But don't worry HA will tell you it's all a "fairy tale" and "fable".

Jessica, Chillicothe.com 14 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: HeathenAngel
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Quote# 18722

[Regarding Adam]

no he was a Christian, like Abraham.

Rickie, Myspace 57 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Osiris
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Quote# 18729

[As many as 11 Christian missionaries have been arrested in Chhattisgarh for allegedly bribing poor Hindus to embrace Christianity, police said yesterday.
The incident took place on Sunday night in Jalampur area of Dhamtari town, 80km south of Raipur.

"The missionaries were caught bribing poor Hindus in a slum colony to convert to Christianity," Bharat Singh, the police superintendent in Dhamtari district, said. "They were promising people economic help and jobs in exchange for conversion."]

anything to smear christians...

Explodo, Youthink 35 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18734

can any of you atheists explain scientifically how or why you are alive at this very moment? What is it that makes your brain be "on" and have the ability to think, see, breath and simply "be?"

Indeed, there is no scientific explanation for being alive....which is why evolutionary science is a sham to explain life.

supersport, RichardDawkins.net 33 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18738

what abourtthe i am the way the truth and the life. to be a christina is to belive in what christ did fro us surely?

jesus_junkie, faceparty 30 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: freebird
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Quote# 18743

God never commanded someone to murder another, but He did command them to kill another for His purpose.

Preacher, Bonnie's Lounge 42 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18745

HOW OLD IS THE GRAND CANYON? PARK SERVICE WON’T SAY — Orders to Cater to Creationists Makes National Park Agnostic on Geology

Washington, DC — Grand Canyon National Park is not permitted to give an official estimate of the geologic age of its principal feature, due to pressure from Bush administration appointees. Despite promising a prompt review of its approval for a book claiming the Grand Canyon was created by Noah's flood rather than by geologic forces, more than three years later no review has ever been done and the book remains on sale at the park, according to documents released today by Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER).

“In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service is under orders to suspend its belief in geology,” stated PEER Executive Director Jeff Ruch. “It is disconcerting that the official position of a national park as to the geologic age of the Grand Canyon is ‘no comment.’”

PEER News Release, Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility 56 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18747

The evolution debate is more about Atheist forcing their doctrine of creation on Theist than about anything else. In public schools students are only taught that creation occurs by random mutation while according to Theist teachings is occurs by God’s design. Some Theist say they back Evolution but what they really back is Intelligent Design.

Christians and other religious people are just asking for freedom of religion from the Atheist oppressors.

Kerwin, Christ Matters 29 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18749

[I've searched and searched and I can't find any evidence that Haeckel was ever put on trial for fraud [for his embryonic drawings]]

This is great. Evolutionist-atheist are denying this by omitting it from their websites. I can only find it listed on creationists websites which proves the point I made earlier about with holding information as a form of deception, or lies.

So it never happend eh?

So what's next? Omit the holocaust? There are already several atheist websites saying it never hapened. People believe what they want, and you can believe that Haeckel was never put on trial by his university. Makes no difference to me.

ikester7579, Evolution Fairytale Forum 61 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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