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Quote# 9859

['Hmmm if I remember correctly Hitler was a "right winger" also!!']

You don't remember right. Hitler was a SOCIALIST. Nazi is short for NATIONAL SOCIALIST - a Statist. You know - one of those who think that we should look to the state to answer every problem in society. Right-wingers don't thing government is the answer to ANY problem. In actuality - we think that the government is the CAUSE of most problems.

Br. Max, Christian Forums 35 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9858

Some time ago, here at TOL, I started a thread which sought to re-label Liberals and Conservatives.

I stated that we, as Conservatives, should be called the Liberals, because we seek to liberate people from bondage, from oppression, and to liberate their God given rights.

It is the Liberals who are the ones who seek to conserve those things.

So, let it never be said that it was the right-wingers who lynched blacks, they just had the wrong label. They were very interested in 'conserving' or 'restricting' people's God given right to life.

truthman, TheologyOnline 30 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9856

God's Word will not be mocked...You will die in your sins and spend eternity in the Lake of Fire, the second death unless you repent. My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul and for your own good. Wake up dude, your time is short. In the game of life you are on the losing side...

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 17 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9855

['I am well aware of the life cycle. I do not, however, consider it wrong or evil to kill the human being if it does not think, feel, or have any sort of consciousness. And even after those attributes begin to develop, it should still be the mother's decision as to whether or not to allow her pregnancy to continue.']

You are truly evil and insane. The German people went through this same dementia in their Nazi era when the Jews were considered less than human. You flaunt your anti-God Secular Humanist credentials with disdain for the truth and mindless insanity. You are a truly despicable human being.

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 15 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9854

['I just don't see it as murder. I don't see fetuses as children...']

You are evil and insane. You'd make a great anti-God Secular Humanist Democrat. In your insanity you do not realize that the human life cycle begins at conception and ends at natural death in old age. From conception to death the life is unquestionably human. Abortion interrupts the human life cycle and a human death occurs. All other arguments in support of abortion are put forward by the mentally insane. Insanity being ...not knowing the difference between right and wrong.

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 21 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9853

[Did any part of "Internet Infidels" tip you off that "godliness" might not be an important standard of behavior here?]

thats no reason not to be godly

Dukey, Internet Infidels 11 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9849

[Witches, demons, and satan are equally fictional]

Well the most powerful people in the world seek demons and devils

Here even Bush, here he is a Pagan rights in California BANISHING "CARING" gosh and I always though caring was a good thing, seems our leaders don't have time for it.

Robodoon, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9848

and as for the statistic that most abortions are done by mothers who already have kids, and dont want anymore.. (note, not initiated by me, not found, or researched by me, im just restating it)

GET YOUR FUCKING TUBES TIED.. if you dont want kids, dont allow the process to have any potential..

you selfish, inconciderate, pieces of shit

[You know, not everyone is healthy or wealthy enough to be able to undergo such invasive, elective surgery.]

why do you refer to me as a healthy, priveleged, white boy?... im healthy because i choose to be

TJ, Myspace 30 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9847

['Everything happens for a reason? Tell that to the raped girl. Sorry baby, seems like you just had it comin'.']

like i said, and said, and said, not everytime you have sex a baby is made, so thus, proving, it is more then just randomnous that a baby is born..

hence, everything happens for a reason.

TJ, Myspace 25 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9846

I speak in tongues -- which is proof in the *senses* realm, of the internal reality of the Spirit.

dmiller, Christian Forums 15 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9844

Evolutionists routinely attribute superhuman design capabilities to Evolution, implying that Evolution is a deity.

jduke, PhysOrg Forum 19 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9842

One of my sons came to me when he was about 4 years old and said, " If dinosaurs lived before man, how did man know dinosaurs lived".

Now you dont think a 4 year old could think so abstractly and it stunned me a bit.

If your childs question was simular to this, you can say.. truthfully, That dinosaurs did not exist before mankind. We know this because death did not enter in until after the fall. So, if death didnt happen until after Adam sinned, then the dinosaurs would never have died out. They had to die after the fall and after the existence of mankind.

TameVine, bibleforums.org 30 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9840

I bought a Bible for 99 cents at a "Marcs" discount store. The bible says that there is a devil who will tempt you into partaking in things that wiill kill you while decieivng you into thinking what you are doing is "oh so sophisticated". Just look at the healthy people. Read the slogans, the cigartettes "TASTE FRESH" blah, blah, blah. It's obvious that smoking is a sin glamorized by Jews like Louie B. Mayer, filling the coffers of Big Tobacco, blah blah. The Bible that I paid less than a fdollar for says that the wages of sin is death. Go to the hospitals and see all the women who were promiscuous dying of vaginal cancers. See all the promiscuous homosexuals dying of aids. The smokers on trach tubes dying of throat and lung cancers, the iv drug users whose heart valves were ruined blah, blah, blah. The fact is that sin and death are promoted in an evil world, and the truths of the bible are hidden. Of course smoking kills you.

muslconstruction, Yahoo! Message Boards 29 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9838

I don't think so. Lent like most of Catholicism is a pagan import. Want a big fat child molesting fertility God who has all the same letters in his name as Satan. See Santa. Want a pagan fertility Goddess whose worship involved temple prostitutes and pagan fertility symbols like bunnies and eggs, see easter. Want a big evergreen tree as a sign of everlasting life by which you set offerings for your pagan priests see the christmas tree. Some Catholic stuff is in the bible though. Like the pope who as a symbol of satan "is in the temple declaring himself to be god" and having the power to remit sins. The end times apostacy regarding celibates and their forbidding to eat certain meats. Oh maybe that's lent. Plus the worship of graven images, the stealing of scripture ("Satan comes to steal the Word") and other stuff. Remember observing lying vanities forsaketh your own mercy" and see New orleans for what happens to those practicing religious blasphemies and pagan abominations.

muslconstruction, Yahoo! Message Boards 8 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9837

We can't see God because He is so holy and rightous and we are all so wicked and evil we would die at his site. When Isaiah saw God in a vision he said "I am undone" and he was ONE of the most holy man that lived. The rightness of God is far too great for us to see. We would melt like abirthday candle setting on the sun.

Bryan, Myspace 23 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9836

There was no "Greek and Roman science." Neither the Greeks nor the Romans ever developed the notion of "natural laws" which could account for phenomena in nature. There was Greek and Roman engineering and technology, but never science.

[Later in the same post: never heard of Pythagoras?]

... heliocentrism was not a scientific model devised by the Greeks.

Wizard of Oz, Apologetics.org 26 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9835

Finally the Evolios have been exposed!

If these complex mammals were around at the time of the dinosaurs then it would constitute proof that Human Beings existed along side the dinosaurs as well. It is because everything was intelligently designed from DAY ONE!!!

Why have there been no Human fossils found from this time? Obviously there just weren't that many Humans around at that time. If the U.S. military can't find WMD in a little country like Iraq how could anyone expect to find a few dozen Human fossils on the whole Planet?!?!?!

People only believe that the Earth is millions of years old because they have bought into the big lie; that evolution accounts for speciation.

If one believes that evolution accounts for speciation then one also believes that the Earth has been around for a long time because it would take thousands of generations for speciation to occur.

This is a perfect example of the effectiveness of the BIG LIE TECHNIQUE perpetrated on innocent students by leftist "public education".

mutualfundies, Yahoo science board 28 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9834

[The topic is "Will watching Brokeback Mountain make you gay"]

You know,poeople want to do something different (not all people,ofcourse) but thay are affraid to try. And when thay see two guys kissing and ***** and other on big screen ,they are not affraid like before. Now,thay have courage to try

Jasna88, IMDB 40 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9833

if a girl leads a guy on, or is drunk at a party and flirts a lil, or leaves the impression she wants more then to just make out.. she gets.. "sexed up"
[...]
but how can you blame a guy for lusting a girl who is wearing clothes that essentuate the female figure.. you cant..


and those guys who rape girls, were pushed over, or took themselves over the limit..

i guarantee if girls wore dresses like they used to in the 1800's.. the amount of rape cases would be cut in half..

TJ, Myspace 50 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9832

[Responding to the accusation of flat out denying evidence]

HA! I've been waiting for a chance to post this one;

"So shall it be at the end of the world, the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, and shall cast them into the fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth"-Matthew 13:49-50.

Come and get it aliens! All the evil you can eat or feed your chupacabras! Angels kill the evilest third of the population, who aren't arrested instead in Rev 9. ufoevidence.org


John16:2, Christian Forums 13 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9830

Oh! The fact that I excrete through my ass is good evidence for the concept of a design in my body.

Dragons87, Christian Forums 34 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9829

God named the stars..ever wonder why God only named one planet?..I do..know which one it was?...Earth of course..who named the rest of the planets?..Man...why?.. this is one of many questions that burn in my mind....

I too have heard the gospel is in the stars..have yet to read how one is to find it...also have wondered why man has named the constellations..such as the Seven Sisters, Big/Little Dippers, Orion..etc..except for the Big/Little Dipper, I have never been able to see such pictures in the stars..

katt, RaptureReady 21 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9826

I myself am stocking some unparishables and water.

I do have a wiled plan on this whole thing...and how we can get out of it.

A few decades ago when the government left the gold standard I think some very keen experts may have anticipated this downfall of the US dollar.
And knowing this waited untill a time when another nations currency came on the scene and mabye invested in it heavily.(euro)
Now we may secretly have hundreds of billions of dollars allready converted to euro and when this happens if the US were to Instantly switch to the Euro dollar and do away with the Over inflated american dollar.
we would own this whole situation.
and then get all americans to turn over their gold watches and gold chains to the government to put it all back in fort knox.
and you know what else we could do.
right before our Government makes this switch to the euro .
we pay all of our national and foreign debts and the deficite with american dollars.
we'll just print like 9 trillion dollars then pay all our debts with greenbacks
rite before we dump it all and switch to the euro.
Talk about insider trading...Martha stewert look out.
then we drill like crazy for oil here.
And its true that you would only get 1 euro doller for every $1.25 US but I think goods would become cheaper in the long run so we would all save money.
and mabye the government will give us all a big tax break.
something like 5 years with no taxes at all.
It would be great.

Turtle, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9823

Lord would be nice if you came while in church this morning while with other brethren.

Comfort me, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [2/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9822

Speciation is merely hybriding. We have done it for thousands of years in breeding livestock and pets. Cross pollination...so what's the big deal?

DevotiontoBible, Christian Forums 9 Comments [2/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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