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Quote# 11249

Pokemon Emerald is a game that could have been great with a few minor tweaks. This game offers a lot of features, a ton of extras and solid game play. The moral content is where Nintendo misses the mark. Pokemon promotes the disproved theory of evolution. As pokemon grow and become more powerful they evolve (as the game states) to a more powerful pokemon. The new pokemon they become are usually larger, meaner, and nastier looking(an exception is a bug turning into a cocoon). This goes against God's law.

Paul Bury, Almenconi Ministries 48 Comments [4/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11248

[Reviewing Doom III]

There hasn't been a game that I would more than happily throw away after I just purchased it for fifty-five dollars than this one. The graphics are superb and sound is just down right awesome, but nothing will make up for the complete satanic feel and exposure this game will bring. As a twenty-one year old I have to say I was freaked out, disturbed, and horrified by Doom III's content. I can?t imagine what a thirteen year old would feel like. After hours of exposure to this game, I could see a child's attitude and personality change because of this game. I would have displayed more images but due to the graphic and satanic nature of this game I just couldn?t show it. Stay far away from Doom III it has no value to it at all. I would highly recommend that anyone who professes themselves to be Christians, to NOT PLAY THIS GAME.

danharrison, Christian Centered Game Reviews 46 Comments [4/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11246

Two cats, both rescued by me, both loved by me. Lydia likes the benefits of living in a house, with food, warmth in the winter, toys and catnip. But the rare times she considers my existence, it's usually just to get something she wants. Even when she consents to be petted, there's always a look of suspicion, wondering what uncouth trick I'm about to pull on her. Phoebe, on the other hand, considers all the house benefits secondary to having her time with me, and she will chase me from room to room, until I sit down, so she can hang onto me and love me, and know that I love her back.

Two cats. One is an Isaiah 29:3 cat, giving "lip service." The other is a Deuteronomy 6:5 cat, who loves with all her heart. These two furballs are a constant reminder to me -- which one of these two represents the kind of child I am to the One Who rescued me?

Transformed, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [4/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11245

To: The President and The US Congress

Tell the President and Congress that the United States should adopt as it's motto "IN CHRIST WE TRUST"

The President has kept his promise to Christians voters by nominating SAMUEL A. ALITO. Now he needs your encouragement to restore America to it's Constitutional Christian roots by changing the official US motto to "In Christ We Trust".

Of course, we anticipate fierce opposition from every leftwing, Athiest, homosexual, pro-abortion organization in the country against this Godly campaign. They will not be satisfied until our judgment, intellect and integrity are severely attacked and this just, patriotic campaign is defeated.

Please follow the link below to the petition to tell the President that you appreciate him keeping his campaign promise and encourage him to stay the course. Tell him he can count on your support when the time comes.

Please sign the petition today. We would like for the President to receive one million 'thank yous'. With your help, we can. Please forward this to others on your email list.

This petition will be sent directly to President Bush in the White House and to every member of the United States Congress.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Erik K. Klafshenkel, Petition Online 37 Comments [4/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11244

[In a thread about humorous or light-hearted marquee signs outside churches]

Our church is right on the freeway. Most things we put on the sign gets little or no notice by the 50,000 cars that pass by that way every day. But when we put (my favorite!) up there, BOY the phones calls!!!

"Homosexuality is an alternate DEATH STYLE!

That really stirs the bee hive.

av1611jim, BaptistBoard 26 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11242

[in response to "First 'Gay Weddings' in UK"]

In order to bring a few more thoughts into this discussion let me explain that in the 1960s both Abortion and Sodomy were legalised. About that time we had a serious outbreak of Foot and Mouth disease; we then had nearly 30 years of IRA terrorism; when this died down we had another Foot and Mouth epidemic. Once that passed we had Al Qaeda and 7/7. I cannot help thinking that GOd has permitted these calamities as a judgement on the UK. If that is the case then we are in for a terrible time; I have this awful sense of foreboding that a catastrophe is about to strike in this country.

Robert J Hutton, BaptistBoard 25 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11241

[Talking about The Da Vinci Code]

I honestly feel that the books should be burned and the movies should never reach the theatres. the amount of damage they have and will cause will be enormous. thoughts???

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11239

The feminists. They hate men, they hate being women, and they hate anything that represents the female sex. They want to make women into men, and the fact that women have babies is something they cannot get away from unless they can eliminate that fact via abortion. These people are not compassionate, they are militant. They believe abortion is necessary because men are tyrants and women's bodies are a biological trick perpetrated upon the downtrodden female masses.

1ke, Catholic Answers Forums 35 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11236

[Arguing for circumcision. He thinks cervical cancer spontaneously generates in smegma]

Should you have to wear a condom all the time when having sex with your wife because you don't want to give her cervical cancer? I thought the bonus to being circumcized was that it felt better? How is wrapping it up in rubber accomplishing that?

Do you scrub your willy minutes before you have sex everytime you have sex? Just because you washed that morning in the shower doesn't mean it doesn't have smegma in it that evening.

Houston, Myspace 28 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11235

[Would you rather have a not so bright Christian leading the country, or a smart atheist?]

I'll go with the not so smart Christian.
Atheist have no solid moral base to stand on - they change their idea's of what is morally permissible with science or politics. This is due to a lack of objective truth (God) and no sense of ultimate justice for our wrong doings. No matter how smart the world thinks an atheist is, remember he is in reality, insane.

Geocajun, ChristianForums 25 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 11234

Sorry about that, its just that whenever I hear people calling Nazis Christian.......thats just the stupidest thing i ever hear. You know, i think Hitler might have been Catholic, but probably only posed as one to look innocent. I truely think he was a hardcore atheist.

David, Myspace 26 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11229

this is common sense! everyone is born a christian, later in life they may decide to believe in something else. like many atheists and agnostics that choose to believe that way because they feel(and wrongully so) that there is no god. marriage is a christian birthright, a. polygamy is a perverted version of "marriage" currupted by the minds of mormons. if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. where will the line be drawn??? as a christian birthright, it is out job to put a stop to it before it becomes abused byp eople who take it for granted

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 30 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 11227

The methodology utilised by atheists is virtually indistinguishable from the theories conveyed by the Scientologists (at times). If atheism was ever considered an established religion ...it would be Scientology. Scientology is in fact the "atheist religion".

I find it odd that atheists are the most adamant..when.. concerning the authenticity of Scientologism... in Actuality atheism and Scientology are kindred spirits.

River, IIDB 34 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11226

["Why try to change people? The world doesnt have to be exactly like you. It's completely arrogant and ignorant to try to "change" people and "help" people when they dont want it or need it."]

Because, unlike you, we believe you are going to hell and, unlike you, we are actually concerned for others. This is neither arrogant or ignorant.

[The Bible being historically is a bit of evidence, especially as there is no substancial evidence to the contrary of our beliefs]

Ali, Myspace 24 Comments [4/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11224

Re: Attn: Atheism is Unreasonable. A philosophical examination.

If existence does not exist, then neither do you. Thats how we can know that God exists.

freesoulhope, Catholic Answers 37 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11217

Personally, If I found that [a same-sex fairytale] in a library I would destroy it. If the government wont uphold the people's will then somebody has to.

ConservativeYouthMovement, Free Conservatives 18 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11214

if TERROIST tell you to stop belivein living for chirst and they will spare you family I SAY I STILL BELIEVE IN JESUS EVEN THOUGH THEY TAKE MY FAMILYS LIFE AWAY, I'M NOT GOING TO HIDE OR DENY MY FAITH JUST TO SAVE MY FAMILYS LIFE... NO WAY I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100% SO IF THEY TAKE MY FAMILY LIFE I'LL LET THEM, CAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING THEM BEFORE JESUS... I STAND UP FOR JESUS, ....

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), MySpace 44 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11213

[About Christmas and Easter having pagan origins]

seriously, that's what i wanna know
i believe such holidays should only be reserved for Christians though
others shouldn't be given this day of worship, it doesn't make sense

hi, i'm johnny, MySpace 22 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: B
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Quote# 11212

Claiming "gay" status and then claiming persecution is hardly a way to foster peace and unity.

fix, Catholic Answers Forums 17 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11211

That said, no blind person goes and brags and tells everyoen that he is so happy to be blind. He adapts to his condition and tries to lead as normal a life as possible. I dont like the promotion of gay lifestyles.

Brain, Catholic Answers Forums 37 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11210

[Regarding the Day of Silence, a high-school/college event in which students remain silent for a day in support of gay rights]

Finally some peace and quiet from their hatred of those that don't believe homosexuality is natural and good.

Eventually they will learn that just because the government says what they do is okay, it does not mean it really is (ex. abortion).

snowman10, Catholic Answers Forums 23 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11208

[god lets bad things happen, and you think that's good? You think that makes him loving?

You are a victim of Manchausen syndrome and Stockholm syndrome]

more like a victim of gods love by my own choice.

god let them be tested, and they failed. so thats gods fault, right?
im sure wars are gods fault too, right?
i think its good that god allows satan to do his evil work sometimes.
it shows us what were really made of.
god tests us yes, but he ALWAYS provides a way out.
its up to us to take that route.

josh hoggie, Myspace 25 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11207

[Talking about therapy to change homosexuality]

>I believe it is possible to change behavior. I don't
>believe it is possible to change the basic attraction. I
>know, I've tried.

There is an old saying - If at first you don't succeed try, try again.

Another:

Perseverance is the stone cutter hammering away at a rock 100 times without so much as a crack appearing. Yet on the 101st blow the rock splits in two. Why? Not because of the last blow - it splits because of the 100 that had gone before.

buffalo, Catholic Answers Forums 31 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11206

[It may be your truth, but that doesn't make it THE truth.]

yes it does make it the truth. if your confused in anyway, i am referring to Biblical truth. the Bible is physical so there's your fact. And people who read it, know it is.


aND*HE*wEPT, Myspace 19 Comments [4/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11205

[Then why would he punish generations for the sins of adam and eve?]

because hes just?

Bored as hell, Myspace 46 Comments [4/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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