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Quote# 12697

[Regarding someone who supposedly discovered Noah's Ark]

It would be very, very, intresting if that is the real thing, but atheists will always deny what dosn't match exactly to their beliefs.

Krillin, Naruto Forums 18 Comments [6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth Wang
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Quote# 12675

Sorry, but I thought you considered yourself knowledge about science. Every particle of matter when observed under a microscope is composed of living micro-organisms, Ergaster.

Carico, CARM 41 Comments [6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12674

Anytime anyone or a group of plp say or do anything that has a chance of making the Lives of our service men & women at risk, or causing there demize.
IS A TRADER PERIOD when we are at WAR! You plp that post its ok to inform the plp are as dumb as a rock Shut-UP go back to where you came from and dont come back here again Traders. If I was pres I would personally shoot you too make an example of you. As far as the leakers are conserened they would of already been shot no trial no nothing, You did it you pay. Now arint you glad Iam not the Pres???? Flame on TRADERS wussys
P.S. F.E.B. = F### Every Body [thumbs up emoticon] traders and wussies piss me off
draft dogers and flag burners can rot in HELL [thumbs up emoticon]

slowgo1, Race Sim Central 48 Comments [6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinM
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Quote# 12673

There are no hidden messages and Science is the one that uses the Alphabet not me. In case you have not noticed "DNA" are letters from our alphabet. The only question here is what came first, the chemicals or the letters that we assign to the chemicals. I say the letters came first.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 50 Comments [6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12669

[Emphasis added]

Congress has the right to regulate the judiciary, including its jurisdiction. Under federal law, it was clear that the federal court did not have jurisdiction outside the terrorist of the United States, particularly when it involved a person of foreign citizenship (in this case a Yemeni).
[...]
In its warning, SCOTUS was really saying "This is a political decision that we demand rights to usurp, any attempt of the people of the Republic to defy us will only cause us to use more inventive reasons to maintain illegal power - no matter what the law says or the people want".

To my mind, that is naked power and repression. We ought to reply with federal marshalls arresting the bastards and shooting them between their terrorist loving eyes.

maxparrish, Free Conservatives 17 Comments [6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 12665

Isn't it odd that American symbols/icons that represent America should be unrinated and deficated on as acceptable, and even burned to show offense of the same, BUT Americans must/have to be respectful of the Koran and Islamic customs ? Seems we must accept disrespect to America and its Judeo-Christian heritage, but must respect Islam that hates us. Is this just a indication of a self-loatheing society like the time of Rehoboam ? God WAS NOT AMUSED.

ONEGod, Christian Forums 17 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor
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Quote# 12664

Let me tell you the truth about American history in regards of the military. In the past, ending at WWII, Americans had high morale. This is because America has morale. This morale came only through the Holy Bible. Now that the Holy Bible has been replaced with Darwin's immoral "Origin of the Species," American morale has degenerated to the point where joining the Army to die for nothing is meaningless!

Origen, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 34 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12661

["Fighting terrorism and promoting freedom through research, communications, education and investigative journalism."]

There's something that works better at fighting terrorism: bullets. I'm not saying we shouldn't educate people about ideals and ideologies, and I am very glad this organization exists to spread the truth of the situation in the Middle East, but I am much more grateful to President George Walker Bush for exercising his executive power within its Constitutional bounds to defend the most important right of American citizens: life.

lightredmasseur, LiveJournal 26 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ice
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Quote# 12659

so where does the issue go from here? Time will tell. It took William Wilberforce more than 30 years to bring about an end to Britain's slave trade in the 1800s. Unfortunately, we do not have the luxury of a protracted victory.

If the battle to protect marriage takes even five more years, liberal judges and activists will have destroyed this 5,000-year-old institution, which was designed by the Creator, Himself. Even now, they are close to achieving that coveted objective.

James Dobson, CNN.Com 36 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12656

The Judicial Branch needs the Executive. They're not dictators. When will they figure that out? We're not a country with a three-part government that depends on checks and balances to function. We have have the Executive branch with two equally subservient branches bellow it.

Goliard86, Free Conservatives 40 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12651

i saw a thing on discovery channel or something about how they [unicorns] were alive at one time, but were probably more like a large goat then a horse. look i dont make the truth, i just know that the bible says there are unicorns so I know they are out there somewhere, or they were. but thats not the point the point is that god does exist and its obvious.

Maddie Blaylock, ExChristian.Net 38 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12650

[Should gays be allowed to adopt?]

I don't support it either! I mean it's teaching you that it's alright to be gay, but it's not. Being gay is wrong! No one should support this! Gay people should be illegal!

Amber D., Myspace 35 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 12649

[These quotes are found at the 9:15 mark in the video. Although I think the entire video is fundie enough for submission.]

The magazines with a homosexual viewpoint and poses are often not understood by youngsters who take them as instruction of body development. But psychiatrists believe that prolonged exposure to even the normal male adult to this type of publication, though he may not be aware of its true nature, will nevertheless pervert. Think then of the consequences to the inexperienced youth, who in purchasing and studying this material, becomes a pawn for these misfits. These homosexuals, who have a slogan which betrays the evil of the breed: todays conquest, they say, is tomorrows competition. This is the tender age which homosexuals prefer their conquests.

Look here at the young face, and bright smiles, which can be the hope of the world. But in the other half of the picture, it reveals the seduction of the innocent. Look at this poor young lad. But when looking, look at the others who might follow his perfidious footsteps when photos like these are available at the corner newsrack.

George Puttnam, Perversion for Profit 20 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: arthur
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Quote# 12648

f you are that way [an atheist] its because of your choices and not god. sometimes in this world of total freedom people make decisions that are the equivalent of a horse's broken leg, they are beyond repair and so death is deserved.

Maddie Blaylock, ExChristian.Net 22 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12647

My advice - dont do yoga.

Hindus hook stupid Americans with yoga exercises which leads to meditation which then leads to transendental meditation which may allow you to contact this "being of light" which ultimately leads to him convincing you that he is Jesus and you swearing your allegiance to him.

I'm the coolest, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christy
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Quote# 12646

Truth be told, I blame all of Americas social ills on the feminist movement.

Gays: Feminism = women in the workplace = taking away the financial dependence on their husbands = divorce rate goes up = single moms = young boys learning how to be a man mainly from a womans influence.

School Shootings: Feminism = women in politics = emotion (rather than logic) based legislation = tougher gun laws = guns no longer being a mainstay in every home = children only being taught about guns through videogames, gang violence and murder in the news. ( also the top graph led to this from the end of single moms )

Domestic violence: (do I even have to explain this one? Perhaps, sigh.) Feminism = women in the workplace = women competing with men for dominance in all aspects of life = attempted removal of defined gender roles in society (yet still having the predisposition to gravitate toward those roles) = instinct to dominate and command butting heads with cultural softness and equality = male frustration with few outlets

Just try to come up with something that is socially wrong with Americans today that does not have a root in feminism.

James, Myspace 49 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 12644

Egalitarian feminism is a false ideology that has bred false doctrine in the church and seduced many believers. In conscious opposition to feminism, egalitarianism, and the humanistic philosophies of the present time, the church should proclaim the Gospel centered doctrine of biblical patriarchy as an essential element of God’s ordained pattern for human relationships and institutions.

Vision Forum Ministries, Vision Forum Ministries 23 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: arthur
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Quote# 12643

I actually think it is rather arrogant to believe we could actually change the global climate of this earth we have been given. We do need to be good stewards and take care of the gift we have been entrusted with, but God designed the universe with ridiculous precision and attention to detail. As magnificent as this world is, it is temporary and will pass away. Putting all our faith and energy into nature and science is kind of a fruitless endeavor since God has the power to break the laws of physics and restore all matter and energy in existence to the state he intended it to be in.

lightredmasseur, LiveJournal 26 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12639

My name is ************* and I have an urgent report that needs to been heard. I have just seen, United 93 and the one thing that stuck out like a sore thumb was the misuse of the word God. The terrorists were proclaiming that it was for the name of God and interchangeably used Allah. This is one of the greatest misinterpretations of a documentary film that I have ever seen. Years later when future generations see the movie, United 93 the misunderstanding of the word God will be at its peak. That is not the same God that we serve, that is not the same God on the American dollar, which is not the same God in our nations history. Im asking that my voice be heard and for the American people to wake up to this event. This is a slap in the face for every fallen hero that died on 911 because of the misused verbal statement of God used in the movie. Besides the verbal confusion that was commented on in the movie, the movie is a good movie. Im asking that there should be a public apology made for the verbal misuse of God. I am asking that the movie be edited before it is sold to the public by removing the name of God from the terrorists verbal usage. God is a God of love and peace.

With great concern for this nation, under God
*************

Patriator, MySpace 29 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12638

I completely agree with both removing women’s suffrage and coupling voting rights with property ownership. I am always hesitant to admit my views on the suffrage movement, but I strongly feel that our nation made a grievous error when we allowed women many of the same “rights” as men. First off, I think that voting should be a family affair with the wife putting in her input, but the man ultimately deciding on which candidate he votes for. I think women are too emotional and often vote for the “bleeding heart liberal” cause because it feels right to them. When I tell folks my view on this they always ask if I vote. Yes, I do because my husband wants me to.

Karen, Buried Treasure Books 45 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12637

Should CINOs [Christians In Name Only] be removed from the church? The church needs to preach to and teach to Christians, CINOs, and Atheists. No one should be turned away from the church. However, CINOs and Atheists should not be elected to leadership positions in the church nor to political positions of power. We are all aware of what happened when the Catholic church started letting homosexuals be priests.

Republicans have yet to prove to me that they really support Christian principles, but democrats have proven they do "not" support Christian principals. I believe only Christians have the moral qualifications to hold public office.

clirus, Christian Forums 21 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 12635

Greetings in the name of the camel, the donkey, and the Saulki.

Do any of you remember what the taliban did to the largest historic statue of booda, that was carved out of the side of a mountain, in Afghanistan ?
(ie. lots of dynamite and a big BOOM !)

isn't this what the "atheists" are doing with religious symbols in America (ie. the giant Cross on a hill in San Diego), without actually resorting to using dynamite or tnt, but choosing to use the just as deadly and destructive activist and legislative courts such as the 9th circuit court in California instead ?

i mean what's next, are they going to try to target Sacred Ground such as the thousands of Crosses at Arlington National Cemetery next ? i hope not.
God bless America.

roaring lamb, WorldMagBlog 15 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12633

[Read the rest of the thread if you want your eyes to bleed]

The happiest place for a woman to be is married to a Christian man who strives to love her as Christ loves the church and her being in the home with her children who rise up and call her blessed. A college degree or a corporate job can't nurse or bathe a woman when she's elderly. Godly children she's raised can.

[...]

Unless a husband is thoroughly incapacitated and the wife absolutely has to be the breadwinner (and even that should be temporary because the church should be helping her out financially so she can continue being at home) he is to work out in the world, and she is to be in her sphere in the home. Any other arrangement might make people feel cuddly, spessshhhhel and equal, but God's Word calls role reversal an abomination. If God's Word does not suffer a man and a woman to wear each other's clothing, He would certainly call it abominable for them to operate in one anothers' spheres.

CMT, WorldMagBlog 41 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12632

The Arab world is wildly irrational, either through willful adherence to a seventh-century religion and its lifestyle, or because of state control over their media. This is no surprise.

rharbers, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 12629

Still skeptical? Good. Well then, how about this. In the program excel 95, there is a hidden file titled THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS. There is a password needed to get through the entire program which is EXCELKFA. If you break down the password, the beginning is the name of the program, excel, and the KFA signifies....Knights For Antichrist. Once you key in the password, a secret passage appears and at the end of the passage a very surprising picture appears. Many people have verified this. Was it a programmers joke, or the announcement of the coming of the antichrist?

Bill has passed the second test. He, through his program, pays homage to the antichrist.

Doody, Myspace 24 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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