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Quote# 13429

Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-Dung, Adolph Hitler and Pol Pot are all tyrannical megalomaniacs who together killed more than 100 MILLION human beings in less than 50 years.
All have one thing in common besides breathing air:
They held EVOLUTION to be a fact.

Jibaro, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 34 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13428

[Can you name a natural law that's changed?]

The weather is a natural law is it not? Doesn't that change all the time? Are hurricanes natural laws? Yet they come and go!

wayne230, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 25 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13423

Think of it like this (stupid analogy coming up :D): if you are allowed to live in a room full of candy and eat anything you want (:P), as long as you don't eat any Reses in the meantime. If you do, you and all your friends will be banned from the candy room. Simple as that. But the rest of the room is all great! I mean, free candy, man. That's probably the best deal you can ever get. The only restriction is Reses.

Well you live there happily with your friend for a few days, when one day, your friend (hey, it would've been you eventually, I bet. If not, kudos to you. :P) eats a single Reses cup, because one of the maintenance guys gone bad had told him that they tasted good. He tells you to try one, because it tastes great.

So you eat one (okay, maybe today you wouldn't, knowing what would happen, but these were Adam and Eve here :P) and then you are banned from the candy room. Simple as that.

Now of course, there's candy in the outside world, but you have screwed up on the unlimited supply.

People just keep eating Reses over the years. Eventually, it is just genetically implemented into our system! Every single living [wo]man is born having eaten Reses. It's built-in to mankind.

Mankind has become so poisoned with Reses over the years that we have killed the man who gave us the candy room to begin with! Now he is dead...

But three days later, he is back! He was dead, but now he is alive, because he's the candy man, man! [it goes on like this]

ironmagma, Uru Obsession 81 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13422

The only true Nazis in this world are fags. They want to force you by law to support their filth, and they want to shut you up by law when they hate what you say. They would be perfectly happy to make it a crime to preach that God hates fags under the guise of hate speech legislation.

Fred Phelps-My hero

Fred, Speakout.com 48 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13419

Not being a "religious nut" but myspace is yet another tool of satan to lure and deceive the young.

4eversaved, RaptureReady 17 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13418

(Describing his feelings about the movie "The Descent")

By looking at the previews I can honestly say that this movie will be nothing more than a handful of crusty bitches (women) in a cave. Mistake number 1, they didnt bring a man. Everyone knows that women can't do anything logical and or productive outside of the household and her family.

Besides this very valid point. This movie looks lame as hell. A bunch of airheaded, fem-nazi women, stumble into a cavern and get eaten by monsters.... OHHHHH BOY!

And of course the geek woman, or the least popular woman in this ragtag group of whores will survive and live man-free forever.

This is going to be a lame-ass movie and this will of course flop in the box office. Please Hollywood - stop with the pro women independence/whoring propaganda.

I am not a 'sexist' I'm a realist. I love most woman, since they are here to give man company - and assistance with the family. I respect all woman who love and take care of their familys. Its the whores that run around with their legs open and think that they dont need men. (like this movie).

If you post negatively against my comment, you are WRONG - flat out. Also, your opinion means nothing to me and your arguments supporting your whorish activities mean jack crap. Have a nice day, and enjoy you very short life - along with your long stay in Hell.

iron_mercenary, Yahoo! Movies Message Board 51 Comments [7/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 13415

While the illuminati agents in control of the Israeli government do their part of the script bombing for the camera,

the illuminati recall Mel Gibson to the stage, to complete painting the 'Jews have blood in their hands' picture.Gibson's role explained byThe Web of Disinformation set up by the Illuminati

MattMarriott, Christian Forums 15 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 13409

Jesus is in charge of the Strong Nuclear Force that holds protons together within the nucleus of atoms - (Colossians 1:17).

Thus, when the time comes, Jesus is simply going to relax His hold on the elements (of the Periodic Table), and the protons are going to fly apart - (2 Peter 3:10,12).

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 40 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 13408

The more anti-faggot policies the better for all true Americans! Faggots are not American but basically ILLEGAL ALIENS or just plain dirty animals. Thats the facts folks. I had a dirty Rabbit Boris that always humped Herbie my Lab puppy. Now Herbie didn\\'t like it one bit at first but after a while he got used to it. Just the other day Herbie was humpin the neighbors male collie puppy. This is proof positive folks that homosexual behavior is a learned response and any human that partakes in such behavior lowers themselves to the level of an dirty stupid animal. THIS IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!

Onkel Fagobert, Speakout.com 37 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13407

Jesus won't return as an evil Jew, instead he'll be born as a poor African, perhaps die from AIDS and then resurect. Jesus should avoid this terrorist state at all costs and the whole Muddle East. Jesus was a man of peace !

Poodle Blair, C4 Forums 17 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13405

[Jake99 believes himself to be Jesus]

I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon. I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past.The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me.

Jake99, Armageddon Online Forums 36 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13402

SO YOUR OFFERING TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT,how nice of you. If you'll remeber history AIDS started because some QUEER SON of a BITCH was A** F***ing a Monkey and spread it around, So no QUEERS no trouble.

Big Iron, Speakout Forums 27 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13400

SATAN POSSESSES A PERSON...........THE DEMONIAC MARK OF POSSESSION. MARK5:1-20.... STRENGTH, CRYING, CUTTING HIMSELF, RAVING LUNATIC,PULLING OFF HIS CLOTHES.NUDITY............. OFTEN GOES ALONG WITH DEMON POSSESSION.SKITSOPHRENICS........ DUAL PERSONALITY... FIRST WORSHIPING AND THEN, I RENOUNCE THEE.

PHYSIC ABILITY...... I KNOW YOU! YOU’RE JESUS!
A DEMON CONTROLLED HIS VOICE IT SPOKE THROUGH HIM:
MY NAME IS LEGION. ............ I KNOW THIS MAN......................HIS NAME IS JOHN............
HOW CAN A MAN LIKE THIS TRULY RECEIVE JESUS...........?
WITHOUT A SPECIAL TOUCH FROM JESUS?
JOHN HAS FEWER DEMONS.....BUT HIS ATTRIBUTES ARE THE SAME
AS LISTED ABOVE.PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS SALVATION..........
ONE MOMENT HE CRIES FOR SALVATION.... AND PRAYS TO JESUS
THE NEXT HE SAYS......................... HE IS THE BEST WORKER SATAN HAS EVER HAD...........HE CLAIMS HIS........................ GREAT STRENGTH........ COMES FROM SATAN.........

THE POLICE HAVE A HISTORY OF HIM................AND KNOW IT WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN SEVEN STRONG MEN TO TAKE HIM DOWN.............THAT’S WITHOUT A BULLET.
HE INJURES HIMSELF .....................PUTS HIS BODY IN PLACES WHERE IT COULD BE INJURED OR KILLED .............HE USUALLY GETS INJURED.
HE HAS ESCAPED DEATH 4 TIMES.........RUNS DOWN THE STREET IN A BATH TOWEL......... THAT KEEPS FALLING OFF.........
OR HE WEARS LOOSE COTTON SHORTS HE CUT SO HIGH AND NO UNDERWEAR...........AND THEN HE RUNS....... NAKED???
RUNNING.........................SCREAMING AND YELLING VULGAR OBSCENITIES!SOMETIMES HE IS THE NICEST PERSON..............YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW.

AND THEN HE IS THAT OTHER GUY..........

HIS EYES ARE ORIGINALLY BLUE...........
....HIS EYES TURN GREEN AND ITS SAID THEY GLOW IN THE DARK.
HIS VOICE CHANGES........AND HE BECOMES EVIL............ [it goes on and on like this]

Love123, Christian Forum.Net 59 Comments [7/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martyn
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Quote# 13399

[There are only two kinds of Muslims. The faithful and the backsliden. Those that society has deemed "radical" are merely the Muslims that hold fast and true to the Koran.]

Absolutely 100% correct. A more appropriate term would be a fundamental Muslim. They adhere to the teachings of the Koran the way we adhere to the bible.

jds22, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13398

[In a discussion about the cruelty of the electric chair Mr. Coulter adds this]

AIDS takes care of the homo. I couldnt impose a worse death than that. And we actually put puppIES in a hefty bag, tie it up, and throw it in the river, that way they dont die alone.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 34 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs
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Quote# 13396

Why do the SATANIC LIBERALS HATE George Bush? He is a GOD FEARING man of great FAITH! He LOVES all Americans!?

When President CLINTON was committing adultery in the OVAL OFFICE of the WHITE HOUSE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, you didn't hear us Christian folk calling him names and hating him! We STOOD BEHIND OUR PRESIDENT, even though we didn't agree with his DISPICABLE ACTS OF ADULTERY!

Why do the LIBERAL SATANISTS and ATHIESTS call a good GOD-FEARING, GOD-LOVING, GOD-WILLING President bad names and hate him so much!

It just shows CHRISTIANS are more tolerant and we are not hypocrytical! We TOLERATED Clinton like JESUS would have. The LIBERALS won't TOLERATE BUSH but they want US TO TOLERATE the homosexuals, criminals, and the ISLAM terrorists here in OUR COUNTRY!

Mrs. Paige, Yahoo! Answers 50 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13395

You still think that all the evidence is not real, others think differently, until it is proven that Jesus was not the son of god and was not born of a virgin or was not ressurected you cannot say that they false. You use your blind ignorant hatred of christians and any theist to base your opinions on, you are just like the KKK, why cant you just let people believe what they want to believe?

The Duke, Captain of Team Loyalty, Myspace 24 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13393

(Regarding Andrea Yates)

Maybe all Andrea needs is a hug from compassionate Christians and prayers that the next time she gets knocked up in prison during a congugal visit that she won't suffer from I-feel-ugly-because-I-have- stretchmarks-and-don't-look-sexy-anymore- syndrome.

Most depression - postpartum or otherwise - and most mental illness is the result of unrepentant sin.

Dang, I'm so uncomapassionate I feel like flaming myself here!

Lex Rex, WorldMagBlog 6 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13392

[Regarding Andrea Yates]

Maybe all Andrea needs is a hug from compassionate Christians and prayers that the next time she gets knocked up in prison during a congugal visit that she won't suffer from I-feel-ugly-because-I-have- stretchmarks-and-don't-look-sexy-anymore- syndrome.

Most depression - postpartum or otherwise - and most mental illness is the result of unrepentant sin.

Dang, I'm so uncomapassionate I feel like flaming myself here!

Lex Rex, WorldMagBlog 15 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13390

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Laurette Willis, Praise Moves 48 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13388

Polygamy, polyandry, beastiality and pedophilia are just on the horizon waiting for homosexuals to break this new ground. So is masochisiim, sadism, partner swapping, and just about anything else including sex with a snake if someone holds its head.

No one would claim that none of these things exist. They exist. Some are quite popular. Mere existence is not the issue. The issue is imposed and widespread societal acceptance of these practices. Children are the most malleable. That's why the homosexual lobby is forcing schools to incorporate homosexuality in every subject. "Bobby, Abraham Lincoln was gay. He was a good president. There's nothing wrong with being gay. You might like being gay yourself." In a few years it might be "Bobby, Abraham Lincoln liked being whipped with a strap. It made his pee pee feel good. You might like being whipped with a strap yourself."

Kathy29, FreeConservatives 50 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: SK
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Quote# 13384

I had a dream once where I was visited by someone who i think was an angel. it was imposible to say if it was a man or a woman. if it was a man then he was very beautiful. if it was a woman then she was very strong. i felt love flowing from this angel which is how i knew it was from god. there was no fear or hate.

i was having trouble with my faith at the time. bad things had happened and i wondered if god had left me. this angel said GOD had never abandond me. we spoke for a while. i asked about the age of the earth. this angel told me that science was wrong. but not that it meant to be wrong. science is not evil just wrong. the angel told me that GOD created like it says in the BIBLE and that the earth is 6,000 years old.

That is how I KNOW that I am right when I believe that the Earth is young.

maleparent, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 13380

I want you to notice throughout this discussion today, Mr. Powers has referred a few times to Genesis being simpler. I think there is a subtle connotation in here like; if you believe that you are dumb, scientists know… they know better. You know, it is kinda an I'm smart, you are dumb philosophy and any philosopher should know that just not good logic. Ok. And to say that Genesis is simpler, here you are saying that you know… I believe it is pretty simple, it is written and I believe that's exactly the way that it happened. And I don't believe you have to be stupid to believe that, I have an IQ of about 160, I taught science for about fifteen years, I used to debate on this topic all the time. There simply is no evidence for evolution.

Kent Hovind, UWF Website 55 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13379

Solid, irrefutable evidence proves that there are lethal consequences to engaging in the defining features of male homosexuality—that is, promiscuity.

Nathan Bradfield, The Wide Awakes 21 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201
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Quote# 13377

[A fundie wildly misunderstanding that the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelson-Morley_experiment" target="_blank">Michelson-Morley experiment</a> provides evidence against a luminiferous aether, not that the earth doesn't move at all]

Albert Einstein had never existed he would have to be invented . . . and here is the reason why!!

The Michelson-Morley experiment was the reason for Albert Einstein!!

Beginning in 1887, U.S. scientist Albert Abraham Michelson began to do experiments to try and detect the motion of the earth around the sun by using the speed of light as a barometer. This experiment was called the Michelson-Morley experiment and was famous for one thing: ALL THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE.

"To his utter amazement, the experiment produced a zero effect. Michelson could find no drag on the transmission of light in any direction. He detected only the slightest shift in the interference fringes. Both halves of the split single beam of light were returning at virtually the same instant.
The data were almost unbelievable. The so-called ether wind had had no effect whatever on the velocity of light whether the beam was traveling with the "wind" or across it. There was only one other possible conclusion to draw—that the earth was at rest.

Leon Kilkenny, Einstein Unmasked 23 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: StrangerOnAForeignShore
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