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Quote# 30680

[RE: The Golden Compass movie]

Praying for the Holy Spirit to move against this movie and to make anyone who might wish to see it to stay home. Let's pray right now for the defeat of Satan with this garbage film. Let's pray for the Lord to rouse Himself against this evil, and that it'll be one of the biggest box office bombs ever.


canuckmedic, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [10/31/2007 9:39:58 PM]
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Quote# 30674

[Ever the bigot, Believe It! comments on same-sex love]

But that is what I mean. Love can be shared between anyone, regardless of gender, age, race, religion, etc. However, love is caring for others and wanting to help them and be there for them. Love is laying down your life for someone.

But when that love crosses the line into romantic, physical, or sexual love, that is when same-sex relationships become wrong. And that kind of love is more like lust because the genders are incompatible with their own kind in these ways. That should not be the basis for marriage either.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 19 Comments [10/31/2007 8:21:00 PM]
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Quote# 30670

They always put nice handsome young men as the gay guys on TV. The gays are also always polite, sassy, fabulous, witty, and talented. This promotes the idea that it's fun and tempting to be a gay.

But in real life, gays are associated with a higher rate of anal disease, high rates of violent crimes against children and other such innocents, more racist tendencies, generally more greedy, and definately known for notorious public displays of affection (to include oral sex in front of children at their "parades").

Gays on TV should definately be displayed as balding middle-age fat men with bad dandruff. They should smoke cheap cigars and wear unfashionable clothing. And above all, they should be portrayed as ignorant and narrow-minded. This approach worked on "All in the Family" and we eliminated bigotry.

If you made the gays as unappealing as Archie Bunker, we'd see a decrease in gays to pre-1950 levels.

Big Chicken Dinner, FSTDT Comments 29 Comments [10/31/2007 7:44:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Man Called True
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Quote# 30673

The best way to understand the nature of atheism is to understand its author. satan is its author.

It's important to remain conscious of the fact that satan had his origin in heaven, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of God, heaven, the angels, hell and etc. Thus despite what you have been previously deceptively taught and despite the deceptive dictionary's meaning of atheism, atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist. (Emphasis original).

Robert T. Lee, tencommandments.org 9 Comments [10/31/2007 7:08:22 PM]
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Quote# 30671

I've long felt that a lot of the force behind many Atheist's professed Lack of Faith is a desperate need to duck out of any post-mortem reckoning. So many of the swine spend their lives actively promoting urban poverty (by dumbing down urban schools), sexual incontinence, terrorism, oppression, slavery, and mass murder, that they must pray every night that there is no God .... because if there is, they are in BIG TROUBLE.

neyland_tarr, livejournal 5 Comments [10/31/2007 6:25:00 PM]
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Quote# 30672

God, Almighty and All knowing, may have allowed your friend's cancer because He knew that, if he remained healthy, your friend would have committed grave sins and died unrepentant. God, in His Infinite Wisdom, allows us to suffer when it is for our good, or the good of others. He really, really, wants us to get to Heaven! Awesome!

Joan M, Catholic Answers Forums 16 Comments [10/31/2007 6:23:59 PM]
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Quote# 30669

Guess why I won't

A) because Jesus says this is a celebration of demons and evil witchcraft and it puts the little children's souls in danger

B) Because it is stupid Americanism

LiberalLeftandProud, BBC - Have Your Say 16 Comments [10/31/2007 6:21:38 PM]
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Quote# 30668

[14 years old. Not bad, just sad. :( ]

This could be the worst generation on Earth, and even I can see it! I've been disrespectful, I've lied, I've kept my secrets (and still am) and the only point of keeping my life is GOD. Other than that, it would be pointless. I could care less about marrying and having kids. I want to go home to Heaven!


PiC, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [10/31/2007 12:49:57 PM]
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Quote# 30662

[What is about Pangaea which threatens you so much?]

Threatens me?

[> I've seen you object to it, but haven't quite figured out why you object
> to it so much. ]

It is only that it can not be proven to have existed.
It is only a hypothetical creation of those who view the earth as a
pre-school puzzle where the pieces look like they fit together.
Why do we not observe fossils of all species on every continent if pangaea
really existed?
Found any kangaroo fossils on continents other than Australia?
etc, etc, etc
Where are the elephant fossils on every continent?
It is the lack of proof that makes the pangea hypothesis so weak.

John D. Wentzky, alt.abortion 11 Comments [10/31/2007 12:44:09 PM]
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Quote# 30666

I would not be surprised by that. Homosexuals also find little boys attractive, animals attractive, their brothers attractive, and polls attractive, and bathroom stalls attractive. As Dogs, they are driven by their lust into sick depravity.


revdaneeidson, CARM 35 Comments [10/31/2007 12:27:45 PM]
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Quote# 30667

I think putting every woman who has an abortion in a cage in the public square for a day or two would help instill moral fiber in these sex crazed women. If they can't control their bodies I suggest they consider joining a nunnery and consider GOds' immense love for them. Additionally these women should be marked with a tattoo or perhaps removing a finger? That way men would know that this women might kill their child that belongs to the man. When is Justice Alito going to save all the babies and punish these murderesses? Additionally men should be prosecuted for using condoms because that is exactly the same as murder.

TimtheDemocrat, Huffington Post 19 Comments [10/31/2007 11:29:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 30660

Negative - I took my family to see this movie and was very displeased. Although my expectations for secular movies are not high, I draw the line when they try to undermine religion and highlight atheistic views. “Happy Feet” was based on this premise. Working from beginning to end, the movie destroyed the belief in God (the penguin version of God) and lifted up the “free to do as you please” world—loosed from consequence and sin. The movie attempts to shape and mold our children’s minds into a belief that religion is narrow-minded and ineffectual, while strengthening a sense of scientific explanation and atheism. Before I give something my approval, I first ask myself if God would approve of it. In the case of “Happy Feet,” I believe God is greatly displeased. If something displeases God, then we also should be displeased.
My Ratings: Very Offensive

Gabriel Nix, christiananswers.net 16 Comments [10/31/2007 9:50:26 AM]
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Quote# 30657

Oh, and also, you’ll notice that for the last 3 1/2 years of the tribulation, no rain falls on the earth. So that water is being evaporated to reform the firmament. God will be rebuilding the earth. Earth will be sharply rotated, jolted, so that the mountains will be broght low and the valleys raised up (from the rotational forces, the earth will be flattened to prepare it for world-wide agriculture). The earth is going to be made into a giant garden. In order to do that, everything has to change. With the vapor canopy, the firmament reinstated, radiation from the sun will be partially blocked so that people’s life spans will be muchg greater than they are now. The Bible says that a sinner will die at the age of 100 and be called a child. One of the reasons we die so young, is because we have a very thin atmosphere, and pukey ozone layer. Our shields are almost down. Like I said, the “curses” of the tribulation are just God’s way of turning the earth back into a garden. The seas will vanish, as John said there were no more seas. A LOT of landmass is going to be freed up. We will no longer need the seas, which are salt water (antiseptic) to filter our air and water, the earth will be in perfect balance and that will no longer be needed.

yankeesdoodle, Free Republic 21 Comments [10/31/2007 5:24:03 AM]
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Quote# 30652

Regarding people getting "branded" in addition to tattoing...


Well evolutionists see as us evolving from ab ANIMAL - an ape ... they're still looking for that missing link to an ape ... we brand animals ... it just goest ot follow ... .

felixthecat, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/31/2007 4:59:37 AM]
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Quote# 30658

What I don’t understand is professing Christians who still hold to evolution, and an old earth, when the Bible clearly states that there was no death before Adam sinned. They pick and choose the parts of scripture they wish to believe, and just so they won’t have to defend their faith (if they have any at all), or to be accepted by their worldly friends, they compromise with a lie that denies the Word of God.

P8triot, Free Republic 9 Comments [10/31/2007 3:12:40 AM]
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Quote# 30655

God is very clear on the fact that humans get 6000 years to attempt to rule ourselves. This is the six days of man. The Bible teaches that to God, in 2Peter 3:8, “a day is like a 1000 years.” And on the 7th day, the 7th 1000 year period, we get our rest, when Lord Jesus returns. I suspect we are very close to our 6000th year, but not quite. You would have to leave 7 years out for the tribulation, so at the very very latest, we could be in the year 5993, by God’s reckoning. It’s so hard to tell what year we are in from creation, since the calendar has changed so many times, also, since the day of creation, I suspect that the earth’s rotation has slowed quite a bit. Notice that during the tribulation, the Bible teaches that the “days will be shortened by a third”, which means that instead of a 24 hour day, we will have 16 hour days. God tells us that unless this shortening occurred, then we’d all perish. He will shorten the days so that the 7 years of the tribulation will be shortened. Perhaps the earth will accelerate on her axis after being struck by what the bible calls a “flaming rock from the Heavens” (space), which “blazes like a torch”, obviously a comet.

yankeesdoodle, Free Republic 9 Comments [10/31/2007 3:12:27 AM]
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Quote# 30659

[then why does it take different, measureable amounts of time for light from the Sun to reach each planet]

Have you been to other planets? Have you measured the time it takes light to go from the sun to those planets?

... crickets ...

I didn't think so.

who_would_fardels_bear, Free Republic 10 Comments [10/31/2007 1:05:32 AM]
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Quote# 30656

Matthew 24: 21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened

I’ve always loved that verse because over and over again, we are told that the earth will go through horrible punishment for 7 years, during the Tribulation, but, like any loving parent, God finds a way to shorten our suffering, so that we will indeed go through 7 years of punishment, just that some of that punishment will occur with 16 hour days. I suspect that at the time of the creation of the earth, the earth rotated at that speed. 16 hour days may be what God designed at first.

yankeesdoodle, Free Republic 19 Comments [10/31/2007 1:04:43 AM]
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Quote# 30642

oh boo hoo.... maybe we should sue Islam in general. Our human rights were breached when they decided to slaughter us just because we don't bow down to their little tin god. Since they're in prison, they ought to be fed nothing but bread and water.

TN Jeni, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [10/31/2007 1:00:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 30651

[On AnsersInGenesis.org]

The point of AiG is not to supplement or replace the bible. Its purpose is to demonstrate that the claims of the anticreationists--- that believing the bible is anti-scientific,that creationism has been "debunked"-- are false.
We believe, regardless. But we are commanded to always have an answer. It is not a sin to use the mind that God gave you to reason with those who reject God's word, and to encourage the brethren who are battered daily by the deceitful and scornful.

WE are told to give a witness. A witness is a personal account of what one has experienced. Are not the things that these God-fearing scientists studied and discovered--- that they have had revealed to them-- part of their personal experience?

And if "Nobody has ever been persuaded by a scientific argument" is true, then why are atheists absolutely driven to fits of spitting rage and fear by the very existence of AiG?
Answer: because alternative worldviews, presented scientifically, are a mortal threat to their hegemony. And they know it, right down to the core of their coal-black little hearts.


So God bless the AiG, and more power to them. May their testimony shake the pillars of the earth.

RHJunior, Livejournal 24 Comments [10/31/2007 12:59:28 AM]
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Quote# 30638

Well done Indie,

Hope you all have fun. Telling children something is wrong one minute but ok on another time is very confusing to say the least.

Who is the author of confusion and all lies...Satan.

Then the public wonder why some teens and adults are liers and you can not trust them, its because they have not been shown trust by their parents ie, Santa and talking to strangers on halloween.
Teaching lies is betraying the children but Satan says its okay if you add "temptation", another sin he offers parents to perform.

So kiddies you can dabble in the occult and get your sweeties and presents but don´t forget the wages of sin is "DEATH". Too high a price for 1 nights fun in my opinion. Now that is scary!

Watchwoman, BBC Religion 43 Comments [10/30/2007 11:09:12 PM]
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Quote# 30636

First of all, the false god of Islam is not the same God as the God of the Bible.

Second, given how often the Founding Fathers wrote and spoke of Christianity, I don't see how there would be any doubt as to their intentions.

WarEagle, foru.ms 40 Comments [10/30/2007 10:47:30 PM]
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Quote# 30641

If you have trained properly, this may never happen to your child, but if it does come to this, you are not helpless. The soul of your child needs to be punished. He feels the need to suffer for his misdeeds. What I am telling you is well understood by the most reprobate of modern psychiatrists and psychologists. They call it a “guilt complex.” Children and adults in this state of mind often do harm to themselves. Their anger is turned inward because they hate the bad person they know themselves to be. Their soul is crying out for justice to be done to the self. They don’t know what is happening, and they will not voluntarily seek punishment, but their soul needs judgment. When your child is in the first throes of this debilitating condition, be kind enough to punish him. Care enough and love enough to pay the emotional sacrifice to give him ten to fifteen licks that will satisfy his need to experience payback.



mike pearl, no greater joy 47 Comments [10/30/2007 9:51:01 PM]
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Quote# 30648

People are gay cause they are scared of reality. In reality no-one is gay, but men and women are scared of many things - one being the opposite sex... So you could say that gays aren't actually gay, they are just really really scared of the opposite sex. They deal with this by making up that they don't like the opposite sex, and they try to prove this by going to the extreme of sleeping with the same sex. So gays aren't gay they are just scaredy cats

Cameron L , Yahoo Answers 50 Comments [10/30/2007 9:50:10 PM]
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Quote# 30645

Avoid -- I watched this show the other night and I was appalled. The character Jack (played by an actor who went to my college) especially is bad because he is the "funniest" gay character and is therefore the most appealing to young children. Also, he is played by a handsome young man, ...I fought to suppress my attraction to him. I am a reformed homosexual who is now married to a wonderful woman, and people like me don't need such horrible filth on TV to tempt us back into sin.


Eric Ellington, christiananswers.net 87 Comments [10/30/2007 9:49:36 PM]
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