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Quote# 31772

[More teddy bear nonsense.]

No talk of release! Why do we show them mercy? How will the non-believer ever learn if we allow for such lenity whenever Islam is defiled? May she pay with her vile head!

[Later on...]

You my friend Kashmiri are the phony! You are the heretic! Why was there a teddy bear in a classroom? Hello? Why was a woman "instructing" males? Is this a school or a Zionist brothel? Wake up!

[PLEASE let this guy be a troll.]

I do not intend to upset you Rama, nor anyone else. The truth of the matter is that this Gillian Gibbons is an instrument of the Zionist entity. Do not temper your faith with that of the non-believer.

Hadeel Abed, Facebook 6 Comments [11/30/2007 10:30:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius
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Quote# 31780

I don't believe in donating your organs, etc to save a life. I might get shot here.. but I think sometimes humans tend to play God. If it is our time to go... then we should go. I know my opinion is probably one that would be classified in left field... but I don't think it is right to donate an eye, heart, lung, kidney, etc... call me selfish... but I came in the world with what God gave me.. and I'm going out with what He gave me.


CelticMist, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [11/30/2007 10:24:36 PM]
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Quote# 31771

So I'm a Christian. I'm itching to go see a decent movie. Can't go see Beowulf cause of its anti-Christian slams and needless sexuality (whatever happened to having two people kiss passionately in bed and then... fade to black? eh, oh well). So, I figure I'll go see the Mist cause it doesn't have any sex scenes and I remember listening to it on audio when I was younger. As far as I could remember there wasn't anything on the audio like what happened in the film. I dunno if they added that, probably not, since it's something Stephen King tends to do (reading the Stand, right now), but man did that crazy bible-thumper drive me crazy. I can't imagine how many people laughed at my religion because of that woman and this movie. I can't imagine how many people left feeling that was an accurate depiction of Christianity. Ugh... all I could do to keep myself from walking out was clap when the biker dude said, "I believe in God too, lady, I just don't think he's the blood thirsty a-shole you make him out to be." Man... what a drag of a movie. I wish they would have filled the time in the super market with something else besides "let's debate Christianity." I get it, I get it, none of you like Christians and think we're all a joke. Just do me a favor, try attacking Islam for a change. Freshen it up a bit for yourselves, cause it's get'n old for me trying to find a decent film anymore that doesn't have some kind of anti-Christian agenda. I mean for crying out loud I can't even see the Golden Compass, even if it is watered-down.

hey watteau, IMDB.com 26 Comments [11/30/2007 10:23:59 PM]
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Quote# 31765

Where do you get that thought that all religions sqash free thought? If anything, its ATHEISM and EVOLUTION that does NOT ALLOW FREE THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE PARAMETERS OF THOSE BOGUS THEORIES.

ItsAboutJesus, YouTube 17 Comments [11/30/2007 10:03:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 31777

[RE: a post stating that children of unbelievers may not be raptured]

Oh man! I am sure some of you guys know that I have been struggling with the idea of adoption. After the Middle East summit and many saying that within a year we might be raptured. I kept having a feeling of urgency to start the adoption but then I thought "it really won't matter though. The child will be raptured anyway" due to the idea that all children under the age of accountability will be raptured.

If this is true, then I am DEFINITELY getting this thing going.


JenGC, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [11/30/2007 10:00:39 PM]
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Quote# 31776

It sickens me every time I hear about religious tolerence in Christ's Lands. Who can abide by it?

What I also find issue with is how the Middle Eastern countries and China won't allow missionaries to spread the Gospel. Jesus' message is the most important thing in the entire UNIVERSE!!!

As a nation, we need to bow down to Almighty God and ask forgiveness for allowing the infidels to infiltrate this country and spread their vile, filthy doctrines of beheadings and women-hating.


Thomas07, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [11/30/2007 9:45:48 PM]
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Quote# 31766

i went to weather.com to check the forecast and right on the front it said
"Wild, Wild weekend weather! One storm system will affect most of the nation while another one takes care of the rest."

There's the Almighty's response to Annapolis that everyone's been looking for

VoiceofReason, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/30/2007 9:31:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Quote# 31764

[ As a matter of law: do you think a man should be ticketed or arrested for wearing a dress in public? ]

[...]

No, they shouldn't be ticketed, they should be thrown in a prison where they can live
out their fantasies.

horselady, Liberty News Forum 7 Comments [11/30/2007 7:50:05 PM]
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Quote# 31762

Parents of both sexual orientations can be horrible parents but homosexual parents are always worse parents than heterosexual parents in general. Why is that? Because God did not design the family to have two parents of the same sex. Yes, you read what I said right. The family is not designed to have two parents of the same sex. It is disgusting that homosexual "parents" can raise children in this nation and in any nation. It should be outlawed!

Paladin Girl, foru.ms 20 Comments [11/30/2007 6:28:23 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 31763

[On the controversial movie, Golden Compass]

This is a sick way to target children. Athiests should be banned from getting anywhere near children.
KIDS are off limits. Their minds, bodies etc are off limits!

Athiests are obviously free to think as they wish but to cram this down unsuspecting children's and parents' throats is a violation of freedom. This is past the limit of acceptance by any parent. It is predatory.

I think there are laws protecting children from predatory propoganda.

Anything that targets children should be considered illegal like porno, pedophiles (in any profession), abuse, KKK , athiests, etc.

njc, USA Today Comments 32 Comments [11/30/2007 5:34:17 PM]
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Submitted By: an ass
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Quote# 31759

[In discussion about Harry Potter]

I guess my whole issue with these books (aside from Christians supporting the use of witchcraft) is the target audience. If the people depicted were say college students at least the target audience would be adults and would be far less likely to be influenced to experiment with witchcraft.

To me it really seems unfair to expose kids to this stuff.

JWNEWMAN, Christian Forums 14 Comments [11/30/2007 2:41:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Daecon
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Quote# 31760

You must create a social circle for your children. It may be limited to just one or two other families who share your world-view, for you can be sure that when a handful of teenagers get together, at least one of them is going to introduce corruption to the others. We never allowed our children to stay overnight with other kids. When they wanted to go down to the local church on Saturday night to skate, Mike went with them. We never allowed them to go to parties unless one of us was there. We created our own fun that was far more exciting than the church gatherings. They never felt they were missing anything

Michael & Debi Pearl, No Greater Joy 22 Comments [11/30/2007 11:44:40 AM]
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Quote# 31751

I am a Yeshua of Yahuwah follower.
who said a painting needs self replicating chemicals to paint itself? Nothing made by human matches the complexity or sophistication of the simplest DNA.The bible is more complicated than stupid atheist satanic theories about the origin of life.

lookwithlove, Youtube 8 Comments [11/30/2007 5:47:04 AM]
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Quote# 31754

We are seeing Western society being subverted from within by a “science, falsely so-called” of evolution and its attendant beliefs. We see a correlation to what happened in formerly civilized Germany, when they fell for evolution. It is terrifying to consider the idea of America falling to a evolution-based society. What, (Father, please no!) would the rest of the world do if Amerika fell to evolutionary beliefs, like Russia, China, Cambodia, Germany, and other states have done. Evolution-believing leaders, without the restraint of believing in God’s future judgment have shown mass murder on scales unimaginable prior to the modern age. Not here too, I pray.

Paul Abramson, CSE Blogs 7 Comments [11/30/2007 4:16:35 AM]
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Quote# 31745

Biology is the factor that show that the model called evolution is impossible.


The odds that we are here by chance is greater than the number of particles in the universe.

The statement, "That we are here, show that we have evolved" is logicaly flawed, since we are here, but it does not prove where we come from, only that we are here.

Due to the complexity of Life, the assumption it just came into existance from nothing is silly.

Mekelsior, thewaythetruth.com 7 Comments [11/30/2007 4:16:08 AM]
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Quote# 31753

[Another one of Hovind's imaginary conversations. This one is between himself and Hitler.]
KH: How is it decided which race is superior and what is it based on?
Hitler: It’s all based on the science of evolution! Since the strongest survive and the weakest die off, we have decided to speed up the process by eliminating the inferior races of Jews and blacks. War itself will demonstrate which is the most fit race.
KH: But the Bible says that all men are of one blood (Acts 17:26).
Hitler: Oh, that Bible is outdated. Our scientists have proven man arose from apes by evolution. Only the strongest survive, and we will show the world that we are the strongest!



Kent Hovind, CSE Blogs 89 Comments [11/29/2007 11:10:14 PM]
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Quote# 31748

These People really Love the Lord
"He that spares the rod (yes, I said ROD) hates his son but he that LOVES HIM IS CAREFUL TO CHASTEN HIM!"
Do you want to skip the "terrible twos"?
Of course you do, How about "Teenage-Rebellion"?
Well I Guess Right? NO! IF YOU DON'T YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR KIDS TAKEN AWAY NOT IF YOU CHASTEN THEM (biblically speaking)
Now there is a series of books that can help you do just that! Praise GOD

I agree on two points that those who criticize me will say
1) Children need love NOT emotional scars
2) NEVER WHIP IN ANGER NEVER NEVER NEVER! (get the picture?)
But chastening them IS NOT WHIPING IT IS TRAINING
Jason
(14)
P.S. any one who buys into the secular culture in saying that proverbs is wrong as I quoted above, Should have their kids taken away and be put in jail

J. Bajis "Child Protector" , amazon.com 56 Comments [11/29/2007 10:00:51 PM]
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Quote# 31742

I received an email from a Muslim trying to convince me that Islam is the right way....before 9/11 I had never really understood to much about the religion and I hardly even heard about it....now, I am being bombarded with it every day!! This makes me believe that this religion is Satan's religion.....and this email that I received had a you tube video on it that had a christian who converted to islam speaking....and so I went to the video makers site and commented that Jesus is the only way to Heaven....and then I saw on his site a video about Christianity being Satan's religion and how we are brainwashed by the jews....never in my life have I seen anything like this....This is the biggest thing that tells me that the END TIMES are here....I thank you dear Jesus for allowing me to be born in the United States because it was so easy to love you here...I didn't have Islam anywhere near me....I know now that you are a little unhappy with the US because you are allowing Islam to enter into our country way more then ever before....I pray that you forgive us Dear God....there are still a lot of us who dearly love you Jesus!


cbressler1976, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [11/29/2007 9:59:12 PM]
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Quote# 31744

What? The bible tells the whole story of why.
We can put together that if humans were originally to live forever and so quickly fill up the planet and have nothing to stop our intellectual pursuits then we can conclude something.
The universe is for mankind to have settled and manupulated our own planets and creatures from earth to make each family have their own spaceplace.
We are wayyy behind.
The universe is big for the reason it is. To allow development.


Robert Byers, IIDB 37 Comments [11/29/2007 9:46:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Connick
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Quote# 31747

Originally Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch:
"Walt Brown's goofy flood model is so silly he couldn't even get it published in creationist journals. Glenn Morton discusses just a few of the many flaws in Walt's nonsense HERE"

My feeling is that given a higher pressure in the atmosphere due to a ice crystal canopy would counteract such supposed problems. The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.


LittleNipper, www.christianforums.com 28 Comments [11/29/2007 9:40:15 PM]
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Quote# 31741

[I hope this is some kind of Poe/Troll]
"All sources is the WORD of GOD. Who should I beleive, something a hairless deformed monkey-man tells me to believe, or something out of Gods Own Mouth?
Sorry, I dont know who Pascal Wager is"


HuManiTeE, foru.ms 25 Comments [11/29/2007 9:38:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Matt
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Quote# 31738

Do you know it is the cross of Christ that holds us together?
Really, no bull, it is the cross that holds every thing about us together. 2000 years ago Paul wrote

For he ( Christ) holds the whole body together with its joints and ligaments, and it grows as God nourishes it.

I know you are thinking, blah blah balh, what an idiot, what a moron. This has nothing to do with faith. This is SCIENCE. Pure BIOLOGY. What Paul wrote back then has been found to be true today. It only took ‘science’ 2100 years to find it out. It’s called ‘laminin’ and its what hold you together. Every cell in your body is held together with laminin. Its that simple. Your skin cells, your cells that make up your brain, your organs, your flesh, all of them. Just like the ‘skin’ on a sausage link holds the sausage together, laminin holds you together. But you know what the great part of this is??? For the atheists out there who knows what’s coming now, does it just drive you crazy the way God puts his fingerprints on everything? Don’t you hate it when Science points BACK to the cross of cavalry? Oh I know you will say it is a coincidence or ‘a random chance’ but deep in side you know better. Wanna see the fingerprints of God? You might as well, you are covered with them. Billions and billions of them. From the top down, each of us is covered with the cross.


http://www.upei.ca/pathclub/fig14.jpg

darwin lied, Yahoo answers 52 Comments [11/29/2007 9:34:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 31746

The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 33 Comments [11/29/2007 9:34:21 PM]
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Quote# 31732

Because the first amendment gives the inhabitants of America the so-called "right" to embrace and practice whatever idolatrous religions or weltanschauungs they desire, it actually inspires the creation of delusions and deceptions of every type. It's an inducement to the godless to invent whatever deceptive persuasion or viewpoint they desire for the purpose of brazenly expressing and exploring their foolish "freedom" for the purpose of giving deceptive justification to their particular idolatrous lifestyles and the evil deeds they desire to perform, for the purpose of publicly beclouding truth, leading the gullible from truth to their particular idolatrous persuasion, in order to gain a following, gain political influence for their particular ideology as a group, or to make riches and attain worldly fame. This is the reason why there's such a great number of crackpots who call themselves leaders, preachers, experts and etc., and why there are so many different groups whose agendas are pure vanity, evil and deception.

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments Society 41 Comments [11/29/2007 9:12:05 PM]
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Quote# 31733

Is there a way that I can become pregnant without having sex like Mary?
I want to conceive in the most Christian way possible and I do not want create a baby in a sinful fashion by having sex.


Ask Donna, Yahoo Answers 82 Comments [11/29/2007 9:09:07 PM]
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