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Quote# 24505

"...since atheism is not a religion, atheists are not protected by the regulation and it is acceptable for officers and chaplains to disparage their own soldiers."

anonymous Sergeant Major, American Chronicle 22 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 24499

Paul should be fucking executed, the scumbag terrorist that he is. I sure damn hope I live to see the day that religion is outlawed. We owe it to our children!

Raggy, FSTDT 20 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 24496

"When you enlist in the military, there's a code of honor," Luce preaches, "same as being a follower of Christ." His Christian code requires a "wartime mentality": a "survival orientation" and a readiness to face "real enemies." The queers and communists, feminists and Muslims, to be sure, but also the entire American cultural apparatus of marketing and merchandising, the "techno-terrorists" of mass media, doing to the morality of a generation what Osama bin Laden did to the Twin Towers. "Just as the events of September 11th, 2001, permanently changed our perspective on the world," Luce writes, "so we ought to be awakened to the alarming influence of today's culture terrorists. They are wealthy, they are smart, and they are real."

Luce is forty-five, his brown hair floppy, his lips pouty. On the screens above the stage, his green eyes blink furiously. "The devil hates us," he exhorts, "and we gotta be ready to fight and not be these passive little lukewarm, namby-pamby, kum-ba-yah, thumb-sucking babies that call themselves Christians. Jesus? He got mad!" Luce considers most evangelicals too soft, too ready to pass off as piety their preference for a bland suburban lifestyle. He hates what he sees as the weakness of "accepting" Christ, of "trusting" the Lord. "I want an attacking church!" he shouts, his normally smooth tones raw and desperate and alarming. He isn't just looking for followers -- he wants "stalkers" who'll bring a criminal passion to their pursuit of godliness.

Ron Luce, The Revealer 21 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 24494

"Of course ID (unlike the tooth fairy and for that mater evolution) is supported by many credible scientists. Looking at the many holes in evolution, it’s easy to see why so many scientists (including Darwin himself) are abandoning the theory of evolution.

Rovian, AdrienVeidt, one the numerous reasons I oppose evolution and the atheist movement is that it’s causing our society to spiral into a pit of degradation and self-destruction. Religious or not, you have to acknowledge the importance of Christianity in this country and that it keeps it together as it has done for hundreds of years.

I’m just supporting logic and open-mindedness over the pseudoscience and bigotry of the left.
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Alien Syndrome, Fark 23 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 24492

[No, you just need a brain and a knowledge of history.]

So all the Biblical scholars in the world are brainless fools then?

I always do love how people try to use intelligence as suffecient basis for their denial of God

Oroci Iori, CARM 19 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Phen
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Quote# 24491

I'm not saying there won't be a struggle, but if God can change a drug addict or a drunkard, He can change a homosexual. Practicing homosexuals are NOT repentant, they're gonna burn.

MrMann, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24487

[What about persecution of atheists in America? For example, the atheist Smalkowski family who were persecuted and wrongly prosecuted (the father) in a small town in Oklahoma just last year.]

what about it? if a society does not give God the honor that is due him, it falls into decay and terror. The little girl was taught poorly by her parents what is right and true, and therefore she was rebelling against authority. This incurs rightful punishment. Persecution of atheists is a good thing when rightly enforced, because Christian authority is good.

Paul Keller, facebook 33 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Jeremiah
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Quote# 24486

[re: the relative ages of Gilgamesh and the Bible]

ACF:sorry to burst your bubble, but Gilgamesh is not older than Genesis. Moses assembled the first five books of the Old Testament from much older scrolls and tablets. Gilgamesh is copied from those, and badly.

[Dear Anonymous,
As the early Israelites originated in the area of Mesopotamia, it is not unreasonable to assume that they borrowed from the mythology of that area when they began assembling their own religion. The kingship of Gilgamesh has been dated to the 26th century BCE and predates the writing of the Genesis account by much more than a thousand years. Moses, if he was indeed the one to write it, did use older texts to base Genesis upon but the texts used were Mesopotamian with a little Egyptian thrown in to fill in any blanks.]

ACF:Nope. it CLAIMS in the story to be that old, but the actual tablets are not. 2600 BC is before the flood, and there is nothing that survives from that era except the sphinx. YOU FAIL, but you knew that.

anoymous cowardly fundie, fstdt comments 20 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: anti-nonsense
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Quote# 24483

(It is quite refreshing to see a Christian who is willing to admit that they believe in a God who plays favorites. As an added bonus, you were also willing to come right out and say that you believe in "might makes right".

Do you ever feel bad for choosing to worship an evil creature like this?)

You know what? You are SOOO perceptive! Because in the end, the psychological and legal battle between Satan and God does boil down to those fundamentals, interestingly. Those who like this God accord him respect, honor, goodness and find him deserving of love and worship. But that's not everybody. Those not seeing those qualities in God understand him through the legal and policing issues. That is, that God has a legal right to have the universe the way he wants to, because he created it in the first place. AND, if someone doesn't like it, he has the ability to enforce those rules with absolute power. Naysayers can't come in and ruin the pic-nic.

So yes, for those who understand little else, in the very end, the Might-makes-right high card always wins, especially when played with the My-way-or-Highway card.

From God's point of view, the clay doesn't dictate to the molder. Excuse me?!!! Not this week!

So if "might makes right" is what you need for your "reality check"?; then it's definitely there for you. Absolutely.

Larsguy47, IIDB 13 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 24481

The whole debate about gay marriage is mute. It is like debating wether or not the Tooth Fairy exists.

Debate it all you want, the Tooth Fairy does not exist.

Marriage is a sacrament, it only exists in the eyes of God. No peice of paper or legal legislation will make the Tooth Fairy a reality and neither will a same sex marriage ever be real.

You are just fooling yourself if you are gay and married to a same sex partner if you believe it is real.

Disney now offers a wedding package to gay partners, that is appropriate, keep it out of the Churches and where it belongs... Mickey Mouse.

I hope this opinion has helped.

BAFRIEND, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 24478

Atheism will always fall before Religion. All Atheist know this just as all christians should. Faith, Religion and our belief in God gives us the ability to reconcile the logical with the illogical. What you Atheist call illogical, we christians see as more than logical. What you Atheist see as impossible, we christians see as to simple. The enemy of logic is strong faith. A unshakable faith that lends a open ear to others arguments but does not shake the foundation of faith. This is how Atheism is beaten. God is coming and I want you to quote me on that. You atheist are being given too many chances and you know what I am going to keep trying. Because I love you all and I want you all to be happy. I want you all to know the happiness of Christ and to embrace you all in christian brotherhood. It hurts me that our beliefs have created a schism that only seems to further seperate us. I don't see you as my enemy and I mean it. You are not my enemy only your ideologies.

TreeofSephri, Naruto Forums 33 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 24475

[Wasn't the ark expected to float?]

Yes.

Point of departure: America (?)
Point of destination: Mt Ararat

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 38 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Nitron
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Quote# 24470

[In response to the (fake) letter about atheists causing the destruction of America]

The error of religion is considerable so religion for religion's sake is not a virtue. However, atheists aren't even going to try and their godlessness definitely contributes the lion's share to crime, greed and war. The irony of it all is that one can presume that one who doesn't believe in God doesn't believe in the Devil yet atheism is the Devil's agenda.

Shandooga, StumbleUpon 12 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24469

atheist = dull
theism = exciting
atheism = no hope
theism = lots of hope
atheism = negative
theism = positive
atheism = angry
theism = happy

oh and i forgot one thanks for reminding me...
atheist = intellectually challenged - can only see whats in front of him
thesim = extremely bright - knows theres order in the universe - has a 360 degree view of things

ultramarinerain, YouTube 36 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 24465

Atheism is flawed along side Evolution. You can't prove that there is no God. In order to do so you would need to go to every single part of the universe all at the same time. But in order to know that there is a God all you need to do is encounter him once. And as to Finite-Godism it is flawed. A God by definition is infinite.

Amasian, IF Skin Zone 21 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Danny
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Quote# 24463

I have been feeling His preasent's more and more as if The Lord Yashua is actually phisically Comming Closer to this earth for the Event itself.
Ever since he went to the father after his resurection he has been at the right hand or the Father.
But the Bible say's that he himself will meet us in the air(earth's atmosphere)
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I know the Bible say's that no man know's the day or the hour but I think we can know the general time.

..
LAtly I have been inclined at times to go out side and look up.

turtle, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 24462

While browsing a different section of the forums, I came across this quote:
"We Christians serve a risen God and we're saved so we have something worth living for. We should have joy in our hearts and not want to cut ourselves and be selfish."
Aparently this is from the Teens-4-Christ board.

What do other people think of this?
I think self-harm to be a very selfish act indeed, and I believe it to be a form of suicide.
I often wonder how these people who cut can deal with themselves.

I've also looked around, and seem to have discovered many of these "cutters" to be atheists. Does that not say it all?


JuneMcCormick, Christian Forums 33 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 24461

[the Ark couldn't support itself unless it was made with aluminum]

It could float on its top with the Lord in control.

Lindallnd, AOL Message Boards 37 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24460

[No they're accusing you of being judgmental bigots because you are calling it an abomination of the Lord and claiming that Hell will be their just desserts. How about being supportive and caring for once instead of treating homosexuals as inferiors? No one is perfect, how would you like it if I called lying an abomination of God? Would that help someone stop lying? What about lust? Would that bring someone who suffers from an overactive libido back to the flock?]

Because that's what the BIBLE SAYS!!!

NewGuy101, Christian Forums 25 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 24459

The Bible borrowed off of the Epic of Gilgamesh?!?! Hahhahaa it's the other way around pal.

Ace101888, AOL Message Boards 49 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 24456

[In response to a woman upset about her father's death and worried about his eternal destination.]

You can be the best person in the world, but if you die without Christ, you'll end up in hell. And no amount of prayer from relatives, the church, etc is going to change that. Praying that the Lord give you comfort...

living4JC, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 24455

Okay I'm taking my new car tag back. It has three 6's in it.

Dee, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 24453

[On the removal of the 10 commandments from yet another courthouse]
They can place a monumental stone in a school yard for a mass murderer, but the Book which inspired so very many of our laws (thru its moral teachings and passages), is banned from display. One would think that we would embrace it with both hands clutched to its binding, knowing the Freedom that it has empowered us to have.

crashhall, Military.com 31 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Øyvind
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Quote# 24452

[From an article about an "exact" replica of Noah's Ark being openend to the public]

Do you believe there was a real Noah's Ark as described in the Bible?
Yes 82%
No 18%
Total Votes: 159,198


AOL Survey, AOL News 22 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Esjeur
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Quote# 24451

Someone recently posted (several times) that XTian rock is good and that it helps people find Christ. The idea that XTian rock is good is nothing more than a lie from Hell -- pure and simple.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 53 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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