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Quote# 24431

[Except you are ignoring the fact that anyone, gay or straight, can contract and die of an STD. The fact is, a monogamous gay couple have exactly the same chance of dieing from an STD as a monogamous straight couple. So, clearly that is not an argument against homosexuality.]


Unfortunately, homosexuals usually have multiple partners
prior to settling down with one.

chnchris, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Yesterday
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Quote# 24432

Homosexuality?

In the U.S., a nation that claims to be founded on the teachings of Christ and the Bible, why is homosexuality accepted. God instructed that homosexuals within the nation of Isreal be killed and has since declared that people who practice such disgusting perversion will not inherit the Kingdom but will be destroyed. Why then do most people, while claiming to be Christian, completely disregard Gods feelings on the matter?

[after being confronted about America not being founded on Christianity...with evidence]

Mn. Bloody morons.
I do not hate anyone.
The act and not the person is hated by God.
If you insist that The founders of American government did not hypocritically CLAIM to base their standards on "Christian" values you are foolish.
At any rate The vast majority of Americans say that they are Christians.

Kiril, Yahoo! Answers 30 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24433

The difference is, I think Ellen White could possibly be in Heaven; whereas Joseph Smith , Muhammed, Charles Taze Russel, etc. are certainly in Hell.

Brent, Christian Forums 13 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24434

It will be without doubt the most shocking day ever, for there are billions who will stand before the throne thinking themselves to be saved, only to be cast into the lake of fire as quickly as they were raised from the dead. It will be a day of great joy for some, but a day of terrible despair for the majority of mankind.

For the lost on that day, there is no hope. It's over! Even after a million-billion years has passed by, the suffering in the lake of fire has only begun!!!

Few Christians, dare I say, very few Christians were saved because they felt God's love. Sinners are saved because they are convicted and ashamed of their sins, and because hell scares the living daylights out of them. Let's be honest, folks!

So why exactly is it that Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, and other "mega church" pastors utterly REFUSE to preach on this subject?

Can anyone say 'Purpose Driven Apostasy'?

Brent, Christian Forums 22 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24435

What's callous about noting that blasphemers will have their part in the lake of fire?


mothcorrupteth, Christian Forums 16 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24436

(On Landoverbaptist.org)

I must admit, their spiel about why Jesus is cooler than an Xbox 360 (e.g. "Can the Xbox 360 effortlessly fling a 50-ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave?") was kind of amusing because it was true (and it actually answered a conflict I was having about whether or not to buy a 360, as my friends were pressuring me to do).

mothcorrupteth, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24437

["In reading through so much creationist material over the years, the entire creationist argument seems to boil down to three simple things:

1) Flooddidit

2) Falldidit

3) Goddidit

Am I wrong?"]

I'd say that pretty much sums it up!

But if you want to unify those into a Theory of Everything --- then it's simply:

* GOD DID IT --- CASE CLOSED

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 24438

I agree God is love, but God is also wrath. The Bible says there are some people who are hated by God, and I believe it. Casting an unrepentant sinner into Hell is not loving. God will pour out His wrath upon them, forever and ever. There is nothing loving about that.

Brent, Christian Forums 26 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24439

I was adopted. Alot of ppl who have abortions commit suicide too, dipshit, due to giult. And abortion is immensely dangerous; there all kinds of side effects. They might start trying to kill babies and little kids that they see just walking down the street!!! Abortion is more trouble than it's worth.

elfmaiden14, Quizilla 29 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 24443

[Responds to a poster offering $50,000 to posters that can prove that the Christian God exists.]

"YOU are are evidence that God exists. Deny it and there is no evidence to speak of. You can keep your money."

TigerBunny, ChristianForums 28 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: RoseThorns
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Quote# 24445

Atheism is so so stupid a notion. and probably the cheers at this women's college are half of them lesbo and naturaly will try to justify their lifestile by beleibing in evolution which requires more of blind faith' than the theistic way. most people are spoiled in their concept and understanding about God

kotorak, YouTube 30 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nitron
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Quote# 24446

I've been spending a lot of time in the library at my University recently (a few too many deadlines left till last minute) and noticed that loads of people write about stupid stuff on the toilet walls and loads of people respond to them...

So I thought...maybe I'll join in (with a topic thats actually important) and see what response I get. So I wrote

EVOLUTION IS NOT FACT. IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN. THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO BIBLICAL CREATION.

I got loads of stupid responses at first like 'duh, evolution is SCIENCE, the Bible is bull***t' and 'duh what about fossils' but when I pointed out that the fossil record contradicts evolution, that there are actually no transitional fossils and gave loads more interesting facts about creation, people have actually started to become interested and I've had some positive responses!

Just wanted to share that in case you can make it work for you!

silverego, Christian Forums 59 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Red Andy
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Quote# 24447

Is Command and Conquer3 anti christian?

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like i was researching thois game and i read up on it and they were gonna call a unit the mammoth. I'm really sick of how atheists are everywhere in EDIT and pushing there stuff on about how god isn't real

mammoths are fake and were made up by darwin to promote atheistism and go against the teaching of god

EDIT
god is real, mammoths are fake and evolution is fake. darwin was a bigot who hated africans and said that europeans could rule over them. i hate him. this game EDIT

HolyMoses!, CARM Discussion Forums 40 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Asxetos
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Quote# 24448

We a very happy young couple. My wife is a submissive wife and we believe that the man is the Head of the Household. We are seeking a submissive live-in to be part of our family. She needs to be under 30 b/c she cannot be older than my wife. She needs to be able to perform light housework, child care, and other duties.

We are both college educated with my wife attending medical school. Our marriage is Christian based and the sub-in-training must have the same beliefs.

She must be willing to be trained as a submissive in the house. There is no sex involved with the husband. At the moment, no sex is planned with the wife but that may change.

The sub must be willing to be disciplined and trained by the HOH as he sees fit. We would like to move slowly and have a lot of conversations via the internet before we would even think about talking live.

At the moment, we can only provide room and board so the sub must be willing to work part-time. All that could change when the wife b/c a doctor.
Please email pics if you are interested or want more information.

pers-320555401, craigslist 44 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24449

Actually, no one should drink alcohol for pleasure at all.

Bro. Randy, Teen-4-Christ 59 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24450

[more about Carl Sagan]
Carl Sagan's mind was deluded. A man of his credentials should know much more than that. There is no way the universe can be eternal because we could never reach "today"

Eternal is boundless, and that means you would have to count forever into the past, so far that you would never reach an end and thus you could never move forward either because you never reach that "first moment" because it does not exist. In a physical world, infinity is impossible because EVERY physical thing much have a beginning and a cause. The blades of grass are bound by time, our lives are bound by time, and even the great stars have a lifetime. Everything in this physical world has a beginning and an end. Everything. But God is not a physical being, he is a spirit and is thus not bound by the laws of nature. He need not have a beginning, need not have a cause, he can simply "be". Carl Sagan should really know better, that is why his mind was deluded. His animosity toward God corrupted himself. The more I learn, the more I realize that secular knowledge is really pitiful compared to the knowledge of God. Men like Sagan, Thomas Paine, and Voltaire may be crafty, witty, or persuasive, but their arguments become really deluded and elementary when they oppose the things of God.



shaolt20, Yahoo! Answers 29 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: anti-nonsense
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Quote# 24451

Someone recently posted (several times) that XTian rock is good and that it helps people find Christ. The idea that XTian rock is good is nothing more than a lie from Hell -- pure and simple.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 53 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24452

[From an article about an "exact" replica of Noah's Ark being openend to the public]

Do you believe there was a real Noah's Ark as described in the Bible?
Yes 82%
No 18%
Total Votes: 159,198


AOL Survey, AOL News 22 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Esjeur
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Quote# 24453

[On the removal of the 10 commandments from yet another courthouse]
They can place a monumental stone in a school yard for a mass murderer, but the Book which inspired so very many of our laws (thru its moral teachings and passages), is banned from display. One would think that we would embrace it with both hands clutched to its binding, knowing the Freedom that it has empowered us to have.

crashhall, Military.com 31 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: √ėyvind
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Quote# 24455

Okay I'm taking my new car tag back. It has three 6's in it.

Dee, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 24456

[In response to a woman upset about her father's death and worried about his eternal destination.]

You can be the best person in the world, but if you die without Christ, you'll end up in hell. And no amount of prayer from relatives, the church, etc is going to change that. Praying that the Lord give you comfort...

living4JC, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 24459

The Bible borrowed off of the Epic of Gilgamesh?!?! Hahhahaa it's the other way around pal.

Ace101888, AOL Message Boards 49 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24460

[No they're accusing you of being judgmental bigots because you are calling it an abomination of the Lord and claiming that Hell will be their just desserts. How about being supportive and caring for once instead of treating homosexuals as inferiors? No one is perfect, how would you like it if I called lying an abomination of God? Would that help someone stop lying? What about lust? Would that bring someone who suffers from an overactive libido back to the flock?]

Because that's what the BIBLE SAYS!!!

NewGuy101, Christian Forums 25 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 24461

[the Ark couldn't support itself unless it was made with aluminum]

It could float on its top with the Lord in control.

Lindallnd, AOL Message Boards 37 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24462

While browsing a different section of the forums, I came across this quote:
"We Christians serve a risen God and we're saved so we have something worth living for. We should have joy in our hearts and not want to cut ourselves and be selfish."
Aparently this is from the Teens-4-Christ board.

What do other people think of this?
I think self-harm to be a very selfish act indeed, and I believe it to be a form of suicide.
I often wonder how these people who cut can deal with themselves.

I've also looked around, and seem to have discovered many of these "cutters" to be atheists. Does that not say it all?


JuneMcCormick, Christian Forums 34 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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