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Quote# 29467

[On a book that advocates child abuse - spanking the child until the child whimpers and forcing certain external 'attitudes' (making the child smile whether the child wants to or not), etc. etc.]

Lessin does an excellent job of of covering all aspects of biblically based discipline of children. A "must read" written for real Christians who have not fallen for Satans anti-spanking and anti-family agenda. With very little child raising literature available to Godly parents, Lessin's book is a blessing.

Leigh Ann, Amazon.com Book Review 26 Comments [9/30/2007 11:19:44 PM]
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Quote# 29448

[A recent poll found that 55 percent of Americans believe the U.S. Constitution establishes a Christian nation. What do you think?]

I would probably have to say yes, that the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation. But I say that in the broadest sense. The lady that holds her lamp beside the golden door doesn't say, “I only welcome Christians.” We welcome the poor, the tired, the huddled masses. But when they come here they know that they are in a nation founded on Christian principles.

Senator John McCain, GOP presidential candidate nominee, beliefnet 24 Comments [9/30/2007 10:54:47 PM]
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Quote# 29424

alright asshole.. where should i start? dont sit here and tell me about how it should be, acually if ya forgot this country was founded on christianity, i suppose youre for gay marriage, and human rights, and ABORTION? i ought to kick your ass ya kno ya look like someone that knows what their talkin bout.. haha im just fuckin around no ya dont, people dont listen this jackass.. you this little group, that is so damn politically correct, and demand to heard and honestly, i think the people like you fellas are responsible for how chaotic this world is ya suck people in, and ya say.. theres no evidence.. bitchin and moanin.. ya out to start goin to church..

Justin Kesner, Facebook 33 Comments [9/30/2007 10:54:15 PM]
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Quote# 29433

["Show me some proof, some facts." ]

OK, take all the proof, and all the facts that your favorite scientists have already used to convince you that life was all one big coincidence. Now, draw the only plausible conclusion from all that evidence; life had to have been created, purposely, by a creator. Life is found everywhere, all over the world, even in the darkest, most inhospitable regions of the ocean floor, so it must be VERY EASY to make, right? If it's so abundant, as it is, then making some should be a lead-pipe-cinch. Heck, it's hard to keep the stuff at bay! So, go ahead. Take any non-living materials you want, and create some life. Take your time. Take 6 days, if you want.

Jim35, Free Republic 15 Comments [9/30/2007 10:53:35 PM]
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Quote# 29463


If there is no God then Jesus was just a man who died long ago. However we have the bible and his teachings are right there. If Jesus was just a man not God how come no one ever came before or after him who had wisdom such as he?



mike c, Yahoo! Answers 23 Comments [9/30/2007 10:30:41 PM]
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Quote# 29464

Would it be fair and right to regard "humans through apes evolution advocates" who do not permit copulation between apes & humans, to be intellectually dishonest persons?


Yes. Would it be fair and right to regard "humans through apes evolution advocates" who do not permit apes and humans to copulate with each other across species, to be intellectually dishonest persons?

Considering the insistence of evolutionists that humans evolved (which must therefore mean, are still evolving) from whatever soup of chemicals right through the apes.

Which must mean that humans and apes are distant cousins, sufficiently distant cousins - to, therefore, be very safe for copulation and procreation with each other across species, totally consistent and therefore moral within the "law of natural evolution and selection of species".

A teaching the public schools in the "inclusive, non-discriminatory, pro-evolution anti-creation theory" countries like Canada and not a few parts in USA will soon be introducing and promoting, in due course - with their students encouraged to bring their pet monkeys, apes, chickens, bunny rabbits and spiders to their science classes for show-and-tell?



watsup, TheologyWeb NS301forum 12 Comments [9/30/2007 10:17:40 PM]
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Quote# 29466

Like I said, you can't prove that the fossil you find in the dirt had any kids. Fossils don't come with dates attached to it. No fossil count.

densor050390, Youtube 7 Comments [9/30/2007 9:00:57 PM]
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Quote# 29461

(Evidently data is not evidence, in this case it was the fused genes of humans compared to other apes.)

Evidence for macroevolution. You provided me data, not evidence for macroevolution....

Md Mashud, islamicforum 4 Comments [9/30/2007 9:00:07 PM]
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Submitted By: ranmaonehalf
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Quote# 29460

Atheism and Immoral Views

The Barna Group also found that atheists/agnostics in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.

Unknown editor, Conservapedia 43 Comments [9/30/2007 8:58:38 PM]
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Quote# 29452

{praisingHisname:}
The new Manwich commercial from Hunt's uses the tune to the hymn, Joyful, Joyful We Adore Thee but changes the words and makes it a jingle about sandwiches. This really bothers me. Am I making too much out of this or is this another assault on our beliefs?

[StarryEyedLad agrees...]

I am glad to think it isn't just me....I think a sense of humor is important but this stuff really bothers me a lot. It is seems like subtle, passive aggression against Christianity.

{StarryEyedLad:}
No, it's not just you. I think it may even be more than passively aggressive. I have a feeling some of it is intentional, but it's hidden behind humor to make it seem not so obvious.

And it's only going to get worse the closer we get to the Rapture. The Bible warns us that we will suffer some persecution and be hated in the End Times but then we're outta here!

praisingHisname and StarryEyedLad, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [9/30/2007 8:23:24 PM]
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Quote# 29436

[If radiocarbon dating is only good for 50,000 year-old specimens, or younger... how do we get the ages of older specimens? I can see where we can extrapolate ages of geological formations from what is in each layer, etc, but how do we know, for example, how old a rock is?]

They don't know- Carbon dating is uselss past about 4000 years (not 50,000 as asserted by advocates) due to several factors as I've laid out previously- Coyote evidently found a 'Christian' who has bout into the lies yet ingores the evidences presented that show WHY carbon dating AND the 'other' methods coyote claims are used with accuracy are infact innacurate- But argue with him if ya like- He'll simply keep posting the same stuff as though there were no evidences showing the innacuracies of dating methods, and present his links as though none of the innacuracies really matter.

Cottshop, Free Republic 11 Comments [9/30/2007 6:16:51 PM]
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Quote# 29425

[A Fundie characterizes his opponents]

Isn't it funny, I don't walk around thinking about Gay marriage, and only give my views when it comes up, but it seems like those on the other side [gays] of this issue just seem obcessed.


Billnew, Foru.ms 12 Comments [9/30/2007 5:32:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Trovore
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Quote# 29449

My statements eat at the cold blooded pedaphile child torturing abortionists up. Their weak sad evil arguments is to throw up the strawman term. They don't like it when others are shamed away from joining them in raping, molesting, burning, ripping, and killing innocent children.
Ripped apart babies, burn to death babies, and babies living after being delivered earlier than the other babies abortionists joyfully in arousing glee get excited about torturing slowly to death, is no strawman argument. They female dogs and girly sissy boy men pansie abortionists, after all, are driven by their out of control lusts seeking to torture the most innocent of children for monies to give to their perverted causes. Adolf Hitler could have used them as Gestapo Death Camp Nazi officers overseeing the poison gas showers and cremation ovens. They would have run the factories that made shoes out of the skins of holocost victims. Abortionists are experts at implimenting holocosts.


Revdaneeidson, CARM 18 Comments [9/30/2007 5:24:06 PM]
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Quote# 29442

Your funny.
You'll be even funnier burning in hell with Satin's dick up your ass.

unknown, IAmAnAtheist 42 Comments [9/30/2007 5:07:46 PM]
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Submitted By: DarkPERL
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Quote# 29432

["Studies of the DNA code support evolution." ]

And studies of DNA code support creationism. It is such a complex system of information, and requires such an amazing organization make it work, that it couldn't possibly be mere random molecules, acting in a random fashion. If life is so easy, try making some, using only non-living materials, then get back to me. Hey, if DNA is just a bunch of molecules, then get a bucket of those molecular components, and let's see how much DNA you get from it.

Jim35, Free Republic 23 Comments [9/30/2007 5:05:56 PM]
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Quote# 29458

A Saudi man divorced his wife for watching alone a television programme presented by a male, an act he deemed immoral, the Al Shams newspaper reported on Saturday.

The man, whom the paper did not identify, ended his marriage on the grounds his wife was effectively alone with an unrelated man, which is forbidden under the strict Islamic law enforced in the ultra-conservative kingdom, the paper said.

Men in Saudi Arabia have the authority to divorce their wives without resort to the courts.

Some Saudi guy, Bretbart.com 19 Comments [9/30/2007 4:53:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Adam
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Quote# 29445

Once, me, and 3 of my friends were in line for this water rapids ride at Froniter City, and we were talking about God and we were telling of of our athiest friends how the earth was formed, and then this kid infront of us says, "There is no God. The earth was fromed from a mixture of gases and rocks." One of my friends, hes a Chirstian, said, " You know, I but God's going to make you get ao wet you wont be able to walk." Yeah I know that was rude of him, but, what was so funny was that, I barley got wet, even though my seat was wet from the last rider, and nethier did my 2 friends that belived in God. But, we looked back and The kid was having a very hard time getting up, his hair was drenched, so were his clothes, and his glasses were so wet, I thought they coullda rusted right there. I know its not nice, but, this was halirious.

NotesOnLife, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [9/30/2007 4:20:02 PM]
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Quote# 29446

[Does God have a sense of humor?]

YES, a quick personal tale....I was going for a ultrasound of my kindeys looking for stones. It was summer I had shorts on the cotton type nothing fancy. My wife got the wheelchairn for me, I went to get in it she told me "your shorts are on backwards" I told her "good think God has a sense of humor" So you see God does, I had the ultrasound and was OK.

A BELIEVER, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [9/30/2007 4:18:48 PM]
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Quote# 29450

[There were a lot to choose from by this guy. Go ahead and read the whole thread to see what I mean]

Whatever, yaw go ahead and pray for them.. I plan not to. They are sick and this sin is perverted. They are a plague on our nation and the idea that this sin is no worse than lying is why we are were we are.

We can go on and on, they are sick and perverted. Remember, AIDS did not spread through the hetrosexual community like wildfire and I know no one who has contracted a sexual transmitted disase that kills by lying.

Sick is sick and perverted is perverted.

They are all of the above.

pogoclown, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [9/30/2007 12:59:54 PM]
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Quote# 29444

I guess it's hard for most students to appreciate how it's actually pretty useful for everybody to support some core beliefs. It isn't so hard to participate, after all.

Some day a radical kid in among the other students will go ahead and recite whatever he wants. He will say, "I believe I will kill every American youth around me because I hate every living one of them. This is what I believe." And if we support everybody's freedom to say and think whatever they want, it can be a pretty dangerous world.

Honestly, belief in a Judeo-Christian God is far superior than all the academic dribble about personal freedom. We are all servants of consumerism and industry. There is no true freedom. But even those who are shackled can live in relative peace and harmony by their shared values and beliefs.



simplicity, Foru.ms.com 13 Comments [9/30/2007 12:54:44 PM]
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Submitted By: moonkitty
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Quote# 29430

(Regarding Ken Ham's creation science museum in Petersburg, Kentucky)

He is going ot be crucified mercilessly by the 10 billion year old advocates. I studied under Ken Ham at a 1 year bible college, and he has taken a LOT of flack for his science- but that's the way of hte left- ostracize and ridicule anyone that dissagrees with you- calling them psuedo-scientists in a nasty attempt to try to discount their facts. Hopefully htough, his museum will plant a few seeds that will sprout eternal life.

Cottshop, Free Republic 17 Comments [9/30/2007 12:36:13 PM]
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Quote# 29440

[So sad...]
'Grandfather become sick and my aunt accused me of being a witch. She said, "Why is everyone around sick? They are suffering because of you." Grandfather gave me special water to drink, but it made no difference.

'My aunt said I must leave. The neighbours beat me and burnt me. They said either you must admit to being a witch or we will kill you. There is no place for you here. I went to the church, but they gave me water to drink that made me sick. I said to neighbours, let me sleep somewhere, even in your toilet, but they refused. I was caught by some soldiers and they said, you are a witch - we saw you flying with birds. They said they were going to kill me, but I escaped.'

[...]

Tens of thousands of children live in the cemeteries, markets and streets of Kinshasa feeding on rubbish, begging and stealing. Most are there because of witchcraft accusations - mostly from their own families. The phenomenon is spreading, with recent cases of child abuse motivated by the belief that the child is possessed by evil spirits, showing up in London, Paris and Amsterdam.

N/A, The Observer 13 Comments [9/30/2007 12:31:07 PM]
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Quote# 29438

My little brother likes to preach to pretend crowds and yesterday morning he was preaching and he says" Does Jesus love you?... pauses and then goes" do you love Jesus?... pauses again and then he pauses and then he pulls out his gun and bang bang then says"well your upposeta

All4Jesus, CBH 41 Comments [9/30/2007 12:30:31 PM]
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Quote# 29421

i think evolution is false cuz it hasnt been proven yet. darwin wrote a book about how he thinks man might have come to be and everybody believes him.
if i were a scientist and i wrote a book about how vegetation can communicate with ppl telepathicly would u believe me? also evolution contradicts itself. i dont know wat its called but there is a certain beetle that is so odd they could not find anything it could have possibly evolved from. there have been fossilized footprints found of a mans footprint stepping on a small animal (again i cant remember wat its called i'm not a scientist) that shouldve been extinct millions of years before man came into existence. also if man was so simple and were prehistoric cavemen when they first came into existence why did the fosilized footprint have shoes? also in the bible (might i remind u the bible is not a religious book but is instead a history book written over one thousand to four thousand years ago) the book of Job chapter 40 verses 15-19 it mentions dinosaurs while man was existent. there is no real proof to evolution being real. so if creationism isnt real, find a new theory cuz your wrong.

there the christian has answered.

Edicius, Naruto Forums 36 Comments [9/30/2007 12:29:44 PM]
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Quote# 29439


(I thought that evolution was like when, say, if there were rabbits in a snowy place, the lighter ones are more camoflaged, and so they dont get eaten, so the darker ones die out, and it goes on and on until you get white rabbits. Like survival of the fittest?

Am I wrong about that?}


That's just the food chain - the way God set it up.


Mrs.Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 15 Comments [9/30/2007 12:15:28 PM]
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