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Quote# 50885

Parsonon Arkansa - at 33rd degree latitude - is the southern Base of arkansa = 33rd degree mason Albert Pike is from there,, he created founded modern masonry,,

from Pike county there named after him,,he also created the kkk,,as he was a confederate general,,his body is buried standing up in mason headquarters in washington dc,,..

ok heres the word play they use,, i found in nash-ville tennessee theres a replica parsonon, it has a statue of athena there,next to the statue of athenas shield is a serpent,

because NASH means to charm by music or be bitten by a serpent! nash-ville country music top place!

Corpus Christy lake in Latin Corpus means Corpse or Body,,christy is christ,, Route 665 heads due west to join Route 666 to go to corpus christy lake,, if they put 666 by christ its mockery or antichrist..,, in TEXAS the lone star state = a pentagram !

DEEP MindQuest, UFO's The Hidden Truth 8 Comments [10/30/2008 12:59:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50775

we both probably know none of that is what our society (in the USA) is built on. However, most of that is what is ruining our "free" society, because we can't be free with rampant injections of gov't into every part of life. The federal gov't is actually so obese and corrupt, that we have very few freedoms left, and we've been living that way for long enough, that many people, have become used to it.

We're not legally required to pay an income tax, but we got to jail if we don't. the federal reserve, as the founding fathers describe when talking about central banks and usurping the republic via money power, is IMMORAL and WILL cause nothing but debt for the country. the money power already has made so much debt, that all the known wealth in the world can't support it, because the amount could be in the quadrillions... barely even imaginable lol.

in mainstream media, NEITHER republicrats or demopublicans will address this, because they're pwned by the same greedy puppeteer. Many people warned us of this however, and those mainstream media talkign heads insulted them and blocked their publicity until their case was moot, and the damage had been done. Ron Paul is just one example.

redistribution of wealth is legalized theft.

Endorama, WoW Offtopic 8 Comments [10/29/2008 10:31:45 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50777

When sand is in an atmosphere it contains air that is compressed as the a/not's feet exert force upon it as he jumps up.
As the feet move away from the surface an area of low-pressure is created under the feet, and surrounding air rushes in to fill it, including the compressed air within the sand. This rush of compressed air upwards takes with it numerous sand grains and so we see a sand cloud rise directly beneath the a/not's feet. Young is jumping in an atmosphere and so is not on the Moon!

sergemck, YouTube 11 Comments [10/29/2008 5:10:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 50814

Friends,

The information I am about to share can be disturbing. Do not panic but DO prepare to become active. Please read this report to the very end before drawing any conclusions about an appropriate response.

This information is derived from the Zeta and other Star Visitors who have been remote-viewing Earth’s very near future. Their remote-viewing results were relayed to a Native American friend of mine during a special close-encounter briefing. I assisted this Native American woman to recall every detail via hypnotic regression. The accuracy of the details was later corroborated to me by Star Nations. Additionally three other Star Seeds received the same future vision.

There is an asteroid headed on a collision course with Earth. It is 8/10 of a mile long and 6/10 of a mile wide (1.4 km long by 1 km wide).
On its current course it would be due to impact the North Atlantic at about 2:30-3:00 pm EDT on November 15, 2008.

A remote-viewing psychic on my team saw that the Nov. 15 asteroid’s impact would create an extremely-powerful downward pressure wave that would precipitate the eruption of a massive volcano on the seabed floor which would grow to almost the ocean’s surface, causing weather and ocean navigation challenges.

Some within the U.S. military are already aware of this threat. My remote viewer saw that Cabal-controlled elements within the U.S. military would field a huge submersible sea vessel which would break up through the Arctic pack ice and surface to launch multiple long-range missiles into space in an attempt to break up this asteroid. But their efforts will be not precise, and they would, if successful, make things worse by breaking up the huge asteroid into still-deadly gigantic parts, which then threaten an even wider section of Earth. The Cabal deliberately want to use conventional warheads, rather than nuclear ones, in order to make sure that the asteroid reaches Earth in salvageable pieces, because its surface is made of a super-hard element unknown on Earth, and the Cabal want to gather that element to fashion impregnable weaponry. While a salvo of nuclear missiles might eliminate the asteroid threat, the Cabal are more interested in weapons superiority obtained from the asteroid's mineral content than how many people would die if it hit Earth's surface.

As this grim picture was presented, I determined that the situation was beyond Human capacity to remedy by ourselves in the time available to us to act.

I therefore (as Earth's represntative to Star Nations) made a formal request to Star Nations’ Council to intervene to deflect this asteroid from its foreseen impact course. This request was agreed to by Star Nations with the provision that Humans also had to get involved in this Exercise to deflect this asteroid.

And so it was decided that Humans will engage in a Joint Psychic Project to utilize our collective telekinesis abilities to exert together to deflect this asteroid from its collision course with Earth. And Star Nations will join with us, utilizing both their telekinetic powers, and any necessary advanced technology, to redirect this asteroid safely away from Earth.

Everyone is invited to join in this upcoming special Joint Psychic Exercise on November 15, 10:30 am, PST,/ 1:30 pm, EST,/ 18:30 hrs. UTC/ Greenwich Mean Time/ZULU, to unite and exercise our psychic power of telekinesis to redirect this asteroid safely away from Earth before it travels any serious distance into our atmosphere. Star Nations will be joining us with their telekinetic powers and, if needed, their advanced technology.

And recognize that through this Joint Exercise we Humans will be entering into another collaborative Human-Star Nations effort to help make sure that Humankind makes it to that future point where we will have advanced enough to be admitted into cosmic citizenship as the newest inhabited planet to achieve an advanced state of civilization.

Thank you.

Richard Boylan Ph.D, Dr. Richard Boylan's Official Web Site© 35 Comments [10/28/2008 6:51:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50774

To Whom It May Concern:

June 21 and December 22 each year, Satanist, perform Human Sacrifices as part of their Satanic rituals. These are known as the "Summer and Winter Solstice".

During these rituals an Human Infant is killed and sacrificed to Satan (Baphemet-the Goat Headed Demon), and the Satanist drink the blood of the Infant Human they sacrifice, and Baphemet appears before them and goes out to kill the enemies of those satanist who perform this Human Sacrifice.

I am a Nationally know Federal Whistleblower.


[Webb goes on to list the villains]


George Herbert Walker Bush (Former CIA Director, Former President USA, Knights Templar, The Church of Satan)

George W. Bush (President of USA, Knights Templar, The Church of Satan)

Jeb Bush (Governor Florida, Knights Templar, The Church of Satan)

Leonard Yale Millman (Bush Crime Family "The Denver Connection"--Kingpin-Money Launderer, Knights Templar Banker-The Church of Satan, member council of 13)

George Shultz (Former Secretary of State USA, Knights Templar, The Church of Satan)

Henry Kissinger aka Hennie Kissinger (Former Secretary of State and NSA USA, Knights Templar Banker-The Church of Satan, member council of 13)

Lawrence Rockefeller (Banker New York, Knights Templar Banker, The Church of Satan, council of 13 member)

Carl Lindar (Bush Crime Family "The Ohio Connection"--Kingpin-Money Launderer, Knights Templar Banker, The Church of Satan, council of 13 member)

David Rockefeller (Banker NY, Knights Templar Banker, The Church of Satan, council of 13 member)

And many other Knights Templars who worship Baphemet and are Part of the "Tiffany Lamp Meetings Group"

This group is known as the USA "Shadow Government with in the Government". Leaders who dictate USA World Policy, that are known Satanists.

During these meetings a Human Infant is abducted from usually a hospital in the surrounding area.

And sacrificed to Satan (Baphomet) as part of these sick psychos rituals.

Further after these Satanists do their murder, you will normally find them at the "Cherry Creek Country Club " playing Golf.

Stew Webb, Stew Webb, Federal Whistleblower 18 Comments [10/27/2008 11:00:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50590

[original post was deleted by moderators, but Frodo's quote and response to A MAttR of Time remain intact]

And people make fun of me when I tell them everything has already been planned by the Illuminati.......Here is a senator of the USA admitting in public that something will happen to test the next POTUS. BTw, the Illuminati practice the Kaballah, and they are required to warn their enemies BEFORE they attack them.

A MAttR of Time, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [10/27/2008 5:33:00 AM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 50895

black helicopters over my house

Today will be the second time I saw these things. I don't know what they are or what they want but they're definately military. About two months ago I saw one of those white UAV used for spy purposes fly over my house. I didn't realize they were so big. All of this is ery because I live in an isolated area in the woods which I recently moved here after certain financial achievements as I am paid on commision. I'm telling you that because some of you know me to live in an apartment complex and I do not want anyone to think this as a hoax because this thread has a simplistic tone to it which is a result of my horrible mobile touchscreen skills. Anyway it almost seems like I'm being watched as there is a known free mason gathering site in my town which has satanic symbols on the side of the building which is a pentagram with a headline above it "You will obey".

wildcat, Above Top Secret 13 Comments [10/26/2008 6:00:24 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 50519

[Marrs plugs his latest book. Only $35.]

Inspired by otherworldly dreams and visions, the Illuminati are globally creating a serpentine New Earth being readied for habitation by hordes of demonic invaders. Satanic architecture and Masonic monuments are an occultic type of "gospel in stone." The colossal, new architecture is built symbolically according to witchcraft and occult ritual and is being used to seduce and program peoples' minds; in effect—to seize and possess human souls.

Mysterious Monuments presents the undeniable, thrilling truth that architecture is much more than a collection of statues, monuments, and buildings made of stone, brick, mortar, wood, steel, and glass. Architecture is power. It has become the chief vehicle of satanic treachery on this planet and is thus endowed with all the trappings of prophetic destiny.

Texe Marrs, Power of Prophesy 6 Comments [10/26/2008 7:05:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50536

The medical cartel, at the highest level, is not out to help people. It is out to harm them, to weaken them, to kill them. At least *half* of the world's population is being targeted for Elimination under the global elite's "de-population" agenda. Do not, under any circumstances, get vaccinated, or allow any of your children to get vaccinated. Say NO!

[It goes on and on from there.]

Hard Truth, Vaccination Tyranny 11 Comments [10/24/2008 10:49:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 50651

I find MIB to be among the most bizarre phenomena. They apparently drive and dress in vintage cars/clothing that is brand-spanking new, almost as if they were "invented" or "materialized" in the 70s and are never quite aware of what era they are in at any given time, assuming they are not bound to all the laws of time and space.

They seem to be far too clueless to be either aliens or G-men, and they also have a long earth history, even appearing in ancient times, yet obviously in different, yet atramentous, garb.

Apparently, they always appear in threes. I wonder, do you think the Three Wise Men could have been MIB?

VORTEXAS, Above Top Secret 17 Comments [10/23/2008 10:58:07 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 50538

Pokos itself is one of the older, and more obscure words in Latin. As far as can be determined, it originated in Northern Italy as the name for a local deity, also known as Pikat-shoo. The Italians who worshiped this god were polytheistic, and Pokos was their god of thunder and lightning. Most of this sect's gods were bestial in origin.
...
The truth is, Pokemon originates from the name of the ancient god Pokos. Advertizers decided to claim otherwise, and made up the clever idea of "Pocket Monsters" to cover up the true origins of the game.

Alexander Corswalled, Alexander Corswalled Blog 31 Comments [10/22/2008 3:09:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 50238

(I had to edit this down for space- the full thing is a trip! He manages to pull Obama 9/11 and freemasons into his theories.)

The Same Government That Will Tell The News Stations To Broadcast Meaningless Shit Like Who's Marrying Who And What Scientists Are Saying About Their New Drugs, But Won't Tell You Jack-shit About The Crop Circle That Was A Response To A Message By S.e.t.i. The Message Was A Diagram Of The Human Dna Pattern And The Shape Of A Man. The Response In The Crop Circle, Was A Dna Strand With A 3rd Strand Attached To It, Silicon, And The Shape Of A Humanoid Figure With A Slightly Bigger Head. So I Should Believe Who?

Urban Journalz, Wu Tang Corp 12 Comments [10/22/2008 2:43:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Funkypants
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Quote# 50412

EXTRATERRESTRIALS

The Mystery of the Cattle

Camels, cows, sheep and goats were created outside this planet and were brought down to the ape man ‘ Adams ’ after they were converted to intelligent beings. This Extraterrestrial Evolution serves three main purposes:

1. It proves that all living beings on Earth evolved from one cell, the exception being the four ET creatures.

2. The ‘cattle’ civilised the ape man and took him away from hunting wildlife, as they used to do before the conversion. Their presence was a key factor in the psychosocial development of the early intelligent man.

3. The swift integration between the two ‘evolutions’ proves that it is all an Intelligent Divine Design, not spontaneous evolution.

Dr Imad Hassan, Shajar Code Decoded 13 Comments [10/22/2008 2:39:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 50251

LaRouche is the only presidential candidate to have been convicted in a Federal criminal case. As the measure of a man's virtue is often the numerousness and savagery of his enemies, the fraudulent character of that conviction is, in fact, the most powerful proof of his exceptional qualifications for election to be President.

Lyndon Larouche, Lyndon Laruche's Website 11 Comments [10/19/2008 9:43:06 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 49892

Well, the first thing to note is that the story is posted on CNN, owned and managed by billionaire Ted Turner, an Illuminati insider and One World Government advocate/promoter. He's a Bilderberger team player all the way and CNN is a major propaganda organ of the Illuminati. The SAME CNN that brought us the Rosemary Jacobs story around 1997, or perhaps 1996-can't remember exactly.

Ken, Educate-Yourself 6 Comments [10/18/2008 1:11:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Fibonacci
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Quote# 49851

Obama is a hardcore socialist who wants to merge the top and the middle class. He wants to rob the rich legally, then aid the poor to gain their support. He wants to impose more regulation onto small businesses, or nationalize them, to some extent. Obama wants nothing except overthrowing the capitalist order that has already been established and emphasized through the Cold War.

As soon as he gains the support of middle class, he will have an access to an abundant amount of soldiers, tax payers, and radical politicians. He will unite all his followers and invade foreign opponents for his own personal fame and gain by comparing his military accomplishments to Bush's in Iraq. He will get us into another world war like Hitler did with the Germans.

Obama is a socialist and ultra patriot, who shouldn't be someone who leads our country.

Elcamino, WoW offtopic 18 Comments [10/17/2008 9:17:42 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 49850

Alright, I have it... McCain is the one who is actually the Manchurian candidate after his 5 1/2 years in Hanoi and is now poised to hand it over to the stealth candidate Obama. There is no other way for someone as far left as Obama to be elected without it being an inside job. Any real competition would crush him. But McCain the M.C. picks Palin, the joke, disdains to use the truth as a campaign strategy and it's all over but the crying. It's been in the works for 40 years. In this sense, Obama is the messiah. In the manner of Allegro's (Sacred Mushroom and the Cross) theory where "they" were always alert and on the lookout for the one who could fulfil their plans (prophecies). Bingo Barack!

NRO Reader, NRO 17 Comments [10/16/2008 1:42:37 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 49723

Obama's campaign gave $800k to ACORN, and now ACORN is being investigated for voter registration FRAUD in 11 SWING STATES!

OBAMA = ACORN = LIBERAL DEMOCRATS (Obama) = FANNIE MAE = SUB PRIME LOANS = WALL STREET COLLAPSE = VOTER REGISTRATION FRAUD

IT ALL SPELLS OBAMA BUYING AND STEALING THIS ELECTION!

BJ, LA Times 17 Comments [10/15/2008 8:25:22 PM]
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Quote# 49725

Listen people. First Realize this isnt a Democrat vs Republican type of thing.
It is true the NeoCons were in charge but theres more to it then that.

There are Dems involved and 9.11 wasnt the first time.

It is more about class warfare then left and right politics.
The international bankers who crashed the stock market in 1928
Switch the Country from the Gold Standard to the Central Bank. Which is another top reasons our forfathers rejected English Rule.

They Blackmailed the Govt. to accept the Central bank and FDIC and Income Tax which was never signed into law and is unconstitutional. Gulf of Tonkin, The Bay of Pigs, JFK, MLK, RFK, Both Iraq wars, Waco, Oklahoma, S&L, Enron, 9.11, and now our current bank collapse fraud.

They are returning the world to the Feudal Society. RFID chips will control everything, you money, your wereabouts, or medical records, your purchasing preferences.

There is enough evidence to convict. There is enough evidence to understand why.
All you have to do is look and be interested. You only have yourself and your family and your country to loose.

If for no other reason then to better counter talk "Truth Sayers", look and see what the argument it.
What evidence they say they have seen to make then think this certain way.

Leftist Rebel, Indybaymedia 5 Comments [10/15/2008 6:08:11 PM]
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Quote# 49724

Fox News is the most unbiased source of news! If you don't think so, watch it for a week, then go back to CNN, ABC, CBS, etc. you will then see the bias. If you look up their stories yourself, you will see that they don't put anywhere near the bias, that the MSM does.

There is a reason why their viewership is higher than any other cable news source, and on some shows higher than the regular networks.

RealDataIsBest, washingtonpost 19 Comments [10/15/2008 1:40:31 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 49817

For over four years the military, CIA, FBI, etc have been putting me, and my kids thru stalking us, terrorizing us, and hiring every nasty creep on this planet to go after us. In doing so they have revealed secrets the public has no idea that exist. When I got on a Reno, Nevada library computer and got on the national UFO reporting form. I tried the paranormal section, and asked for help to calm down advanced abilities I thought were getting out of control. When I waited to see if I could get an answer for a little help. We had black-ops, the CIA, the FBI, the military, and men in black, UFO, aliens, every nasty creep you could think of that was dealing in dope trafficking after us. They stalked us thru two states. We have had many varieties of aliens. We have not been left alone yet. There is still quite a bit going on, more unbelievable stuff. These agencies really believe I am an alien hybrid. I had a son that has all the characteristics of a star child also with advanced abilities. We now know how the military does things that the public can never figure out. I have documents, emails from the pentagon, a journal. If you want the whole story email me.

Nancy Reed, I was Abducted 13 Comments [10/15/2008 4:46:16 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 49695

The Stock Market fell because the Dem. need a diversion away from the truth. Muslim money is ruleing America. The real truth and problem is Barack Obama is Muslim and once in office all will realize America as we once knew it will be gone forever.

winkie, kjrh 29 Comments [10/14/2008 11:00:11 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 49820

Greetings all, i hope you are well.

When your one of the worlds most famous musicians that ever lived and your name is known by everyone that has ever listened to music, you really cant be too taken back when strange rumours start to rise up all around you, As this in itself is in the very nature of a modern famous celebrity.

In the late sixites there was a rumour that was going around the world and the media plus the rest of the people that loved the music from this great band The Beatles , That Paul Mccartney was actually killed in a car crash involving his ashton martin wich is alledged to have lost controll and killed the musical genious instantly. He apparently had a few drinks and after a rather heated argument with another band member left the recording studio,got in his car and sped off into the night where this alledged incident is said to have happend.

But then whos the Paul Mccartney we see all over tv today?? you may ask.
It is said that there was a lookalike contest held and a man named William Campbell won this competitiion and is said to have went through vast ammounts of plastic surgery to look like the realy Paul Mccartney.
Later on it was said that the man was named William Shepbard who won the contest.
This got me thinking....William Campbell........ William Shepbard................................................Hmmmm BILLY ( a short version of william) SHEERS (a tool that shepbards use) ??? This is really very interesting to me as the conspiracy around the beatles just keeps growing and growing.
The Beatles are said to reference the fact that the real paulmccartney was replaced such in songs like Glass Onion,Revelution Number 9,Come Together,I am the walrus
and many others.
Some Beatles albums even have messages secretly recorded on them that you have to reverse play on the record to here them some which include.
"Paul is dead miss him miss him miss him" and "Turn Me On Deadman" which you can here when you play the white album song Revolution number 9 backwoods.
There are also alot of clues on the Beatles albums themselves including pictures and acronmyms. One such Example is that in the Majical Mysteri Tour album there is a picture of "Paul" standing there in a army suit with a patch on his arm that reads
"OPD" which means in england Officially Pronounced Dead, This is the equivelent to
the united states "DOA" which means dead on arrival.
It is also strange that when they were questiond about this patch on pauls arm they simply replied that it was from canada and means "Ontario police department"
Except.........there is no such thing.VERY STRANGE I THINK.
other clues included are on the covers of there Abbey Road album in which paul is dressed like a corpse in a coffin,he is out of step with the others,and he has a ciggie in his right hand when every beatles fan knows paul was left handed.
There are also so many other clues everywhere.
I would just like to hear your thoughts on this subject, Is he Dead , Has he been replaced? or is this all something cooked up by some crackpot???

Omega85, Above Top Secret 14 Comments [10/13/2008 4:46:00 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 49521

Our votes won't even count, with the new electronic voting system, it will get hacked within seconds. REMINDER: BUSH put all of the Bin Ladens on a plane and flew them back to the Middle East to protect them after 911. Osama is probably hanging out underground in one of Bushs' properties in Texas somewhere...

Lizunme, AOL 9 Comments [10/13/2008 10:39:02 AM]
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Quote# 49821

[regarding this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesRrvlOUMo]

OMG! I admit I expected nothing, but after 1:16 you can clearly see the supposed alien moving a little bit on its own!!! It certainly does look like the stereotipical grey and I can't accept any rational explanation such as 'vase' or 'reflection'. I really don't know what to think about it, since I agree that it is highly unlikely that an alien would stay peeking at Bush while talking about the housing market...

Jgruh4e, Above Top Secret 8 Comments [10/12/2008 3:01:07 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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