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Quote# 53125

If the Supreme Court doesn’t pick up the Obama Non-Citizen ball and run with it, the liberal left-wing conspiracy nutcases and the now-in-hiding media together will beat this matter to death.

And, George Soros will finally get his wish- Come January 20, 2009 it will be President George Soros and his Obama Howdy Doody doll.

B.Wilby, Donklephant 4 Comments [11/30/2008 10:12:01 PM]
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Quote# 53295

Now as to Iraq being a success that too is undeniable. Since the goal was to go after terrorist sponsoring nations that played a role in the 9-11 attacks and the regimes that participated in that have been replaced that objective has been met.

That there have been no further terror attacks in America on a massive scale such as those perpetrated on 9-11 indicate that the wars have been successful. During the course of the two wars dozens of terrorist leaders have been routed out and killed or captured. Hundreds of lesser terrorist targets have also been eliminated. Perhaps thousands.

The fifteenth of the eighteen Iraqi provinces was turned over to Iraqi control recently. That is the majority of Iraq.

No insane son of a tyrant has tortured Iraqi athletes recently. Nor have they seen a woman, found her attractive, killed her husband and made her a sex slave until they tired of her and murdered her as well.

No Ma'am you are wrong. The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq have been successful in their goals.

Raistjudge, ireport 1 Comments [11/30/2008 12:28:39 AM]
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Quote# 53162

If there was nothing to hide, we would have seen a real raised seal original vault birth certificate by now. However, don’t worry kittens about Obama having to be impeached. The Supreme Court will not let the oath be said if it has any doubt that Obama is not constitutionally qualified. Did you forget who administers the oath?

Clarence Thomas is also secretly p.o.ed about the first Obama 60 Minutes interview when he trashed Thomas. Thomas knows Obama is a fraud and a half-rican at best and probably just a Muzzi in disguise in reality. Remember, he who laughs last laughs best. Remember, the judges on the bench still respect the constitution (we are two votes away from the end of that tradition). They had no qualms about jumping in to protect the process in 2000. This is a far more simple decision. The Federalist implication of the term “natural born” is of particular importance to the court and it has never really been addressed by the court.

In the end, someone has to certify this candidate and if it the court believes that hasn’t been done either by Secretaries of State or the responsible nominating party, then a process has to be mapped our and a test of legitimacy must be enforced...this should interest the court enough to move ahead with one of these cases...the one with the greatest constitutional implications.

johnnycap, Free Republic 13 Comments [11/29/2008 1:35:08 PM]
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Quote# 53284

the Illuminati calls us sheep and they laugh at us knowing that we will not fight. So these evil people who are in office and are breaking our constitution peace by peace and our bill of rights, should at least all the Christians take up a fight not with arms, but go to Washington by the thousands and protest our right to freedom; not doing so will be a sin and we will get what we deserve an evil empire rule by a dictator who will be cruel and ruthless.

Anna1334, Christian Forum.Net 7 Comments [11/28/2008 6:31:35 PM]
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Quote# 53408

Is it possible that God is actually an alien being?
And Heaven is an actual planet or solar system somewhere in the universe? And these alien beings are so far advanced that their abilities are far beyond our comprehension? That earth was populated by that culture in their image and angels are actually the names of those beings who are sent here to observe and look over us? That alien life that's been documented in ufo sightings are those entities that come back to somehow extract the souls of the dead and take them back to where they come from? That everything that the bible tells of is due to actual events committed by alien life? Any plausibility to this theory?

Johnny G, Yahoo Answers 12 Comments [11/28/2008 6:23:04 PM]
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Quote# 53170

The American people have been led to believe that Jews are "God's Chosen People". This myth was started by a small group of Jews. A few Jewish leaders took excerpts from the Bible and interpreted them as "Chosen People". But, isn't it odd that it is not the religious Jews who claim to be "God's Chosen People." It is the atheistic non-believing Jews who claim that honor.

Sign*Reader, IC Forum 9 Comments [11/28/2008 6:20:39 PM]
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Quote# 53271

[About the recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai, India.]

GBFLD

03:53 PMNov 26 2008

Looks like a CIA job, aimed at keeping the war on terror alive.

GBFLD, AOL 8 Comments [11/28/2008 6:19:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Russell
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Quote# 53374

Everyone is afraid that the government has a national database with every detail about you on it. Actually, we created it for them and without a shred of work on their end!

I'm going to guess that most people here have a Facebook profile. A lot will potentially have every ounce of information that could possibly ever be needed to track you down and find out who/what is dear to you. After all its the "cool" thing to do now isn't it?

Your friends (how, when and where you met them), your family, where you live, your phone number, pictures of you/mates (labelled too)/family, your favourite colour, your best mates in order of importance to you, what car you drive, who/what you are a fan of, your girlfriend, what TV shows you enjoy, music you enjoy, religion, what political party you are in favour of, what gigs/parties you are going to attend, what University/School you are at (or ever been to), where you work, where you want to work, what food you eat, where you like to eat........ and the lists goes on and on.

Forget Dating websites lol, they have everything they need to know about you right there. All information is almost guaranteed to be correct as your peers know when you are lying. If you don't have one you are an "outsider" - just as planned.

The government doesn't even need their own databases; everyone has done it for them, willingly.

In my opinion, it is a conspiracy in itself. If you treasure your privacy and freedom you shouldn't have a facebook account.

This isn't just for your small community or you country. It's the ENTIRE world.

It's a world database.

Maybe the microchip will never even be necessary as you update your position and whereabouts manually so all of your "friends" know.

The last generation might be slow on "catching up" with the youth when it comes to social networking, but they are indeed the last generation. You can guarentee that this type of profiling on the internet is not a passing phenomena.

Consider this: 80-90% of all college students in America have a facebook account. This is for the next generation.

dodgygeeza, Above Top Secret 9 Comments [11/28/2008 2:19:16 PM]
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Quote# 52907

Tonight there is great divide struck smack thru America.

On one side there is the Obamahama (or whatever he is) lovers who have chosen destruction & desolation for all “we the people of the United States.

On the righteous side, is the true patriotic pro-American anti-Obama Republicans.

The GOP party lost tonight because because the black panthers woudn’t let our fellow McCain supporters stand in line to vote.

I call for a recount.

We all know this election was stolen from us by the deep and wide voter fraud encouraged by Obamahama supporters.

I think my best option now is to dissolve my corporation, ship my assets to Central America set up shop in a Free Trade Zone, and export manufactured products to the socialist controlled United States of America.

How’s that sound you ^*^($*%*8 Obamahama supporters. It’s a good thing you have your socialist Hero at the helm because your going to need it after your employer realizes where his best interests are served.

Reap what you sow!

johnyBgood, Fox News blog 17 Comments [11/27/2008 10:17:59 PM]
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Quote# 53020

basically what happened is the ancients formed the NWO with ancient and secret military secrets. it has been lost, but refound many times. some examples are hitler, stalin. They both somehow reciefved limited info on the ancient secrets. Now either the european union or the muslims have found this secret possibly in writings hidden in the deserts of the middle east. The secret is now revived and beingpassed down.

Jesus_Freak, Above top Secret 13 Comments [11/27/2008 8:35:40 PM]
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Quote# 53208

everybody stop paying taxes, stop buying, stop spending, turn off your phone, just have a cell phone and a laptop for communication, go vegetarian, park the car, cancel your insurance, OUT OF IRAQ NOW, OUT OF AFGANISTAN NOW, OUT OF PALESTINE NOW, SCREW OFF ILLUMINATI, SCREW OFF FREEMASONS, SCREW OFF ZIONISTS, SCREW OFF NEOCON, SCREW OFF OBAMA O BOMB YA ZIONIST DUPE BUSH CLONE

theoceanse, PrisonPlanet 18 Comments [11/27/2008 2:26:20 PM]
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Quote# 53152

Pedophiles are organized on the internet, and they have adopted vernacular to use in public. In particular, the abductors of children will first communicate with each other on the internet, to plan their criminal exploitative activities. They refer to abductors as 'pedobears'. When abducting a child, other pedophiles will often attempt to create a diversion, while the 'pedobear' attempts to abduct a targeted child. Please, if you are in public, and you hear somebody referred to as a 'pedobear', keep your child very close. As it is, statistics indicate that only 1 in 15 abductions ends with success, so minimize their chances of taking your child even further by keeping them with you.

dragonous, Oprah Forums 19 Comments [11/27/2008 2:19:18 PM]
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Quote# 53173

It says the Greys are here to abduct humans espacially females so they can mix ther dna with humans to make hybrinds and they are inmplanting us so to fight a war or somthin says that the Greys are ruled by the Draconian Empire and they are implanting humans to use them as foot soldiers against them and they are on thier way to earth and this planet will be a battleground we would just be doing the greys dirty work if this is true i guess mostly males would be implanted[ i hope im not ] the greys must think we could defeat these draconans since those skinny little *astards cant i would kill a grey if i saw one i hate them[i prolly wont] ...well the us gouverment is coroperating with the greys in exchange for technology but they probably dont even know that the greys could be inmplanting humans to be used as foot soliders against thier enemys. I think those dumm as ses in the US gouverment are stupid to do this just for technology they got a flying saucer from roswell i think the gouverment should take greys hostage and force them to tell the weaknesses against thier ships the greys woulnt even have soldiers they just got ships thier to skinny and scared to fight to be soliders ...the gouverment should toture greys threw intense pain until they talk and after they talk either lock em up or shoot em in the head this way we could gain an advantage over the greys we should not coperate with them we should force them to give up thier techicle secrets secretly away from other greys so they wouldnt know and then we could kill the greys build a n army to combat aliens and eventually become an empire of our own and work with the more peaceful races of the galaxy ...IT also says some race called the Andromedons or somthin are willing to help us i dout this is true though

Chronic, Above Top Secret 20 Comments [11/27/2008 2:16:50 PM]
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Quote# 52885

We can no longer sit idly-by and simply accept the debauchery, manipulation and usurpation. It is going to be corrected very soon by extraordinary and stunning means....

...UPDATE: 9:11 AM 20 November 2008 -- The government knows "something big" is coming; they just don't know what.

They are mailing "general mobilization" letters to EVERY former member of EVERY branch of the U.S. military, no matter their age or physical capability, telling them to prepare for recall into the armed forces for a "general mobilization." The last time the USA made a general mobilization was in December, 1941.

That's how big this "thing" is going to be. Prepare yourselves and DO NOT be afraid.

Hal Turner, Hal Turner Show, Hal Turner Show 11 Comments [11/27/2008 5:09:46 AM]
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Quote# 53201

What if Bigfoot as we now understand it is a biological technology, placed here to monitor and report on wilderness areas around the world.
Capable of avoiding contact and using alternate dimensions as a portal and pathway to a control area beyond our technological reach and understanding?
Unseen it moves at will capable of initiating or repudiating contact at will communicating its presence via olfactory or physical demonstrations at will or capable of leaving no trace at all...something akin to magic to our experience.
Like the Gray EBE's what if this living technology is the long term on planet reporting mechanism for unseen and perhaps less physically capable beings?
Just my thoughts what about yours?

Sunray06, Above Top Secret 12 Comments [11/26/2008 8:14:26 PM]
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Quote# 53156

I personally am against this "Big Brother" approach. What started off in this country - United Kingdom, as a basically honourable idea - DNA data bank for tracking terrorists/child rapists et al, has suddenly become open to abuse. The hypothesis: "If you've got noting to hide, you've got nothing to fear." has been overused so much it has now become a cliche. The number of bodies legally entitled to enter your premesis whether or not you approve is not limited to the emergency services - increadibly it runs into three figures, including tax inspectors. OK, few of them are used, but they still have the right to enter your property uninvited. The Government also have the right to delve into your medical records and, of course, bank accounts. In fact, if you leave your mobile phone on, they can trace exactly where you are to within three feet, because all mobile phones emit a signal - that's why whenever I go out for the day, I either turn it off or leave it at home. I personally am sick and tired of the Government poking it's nose into my affairs, and honourably as it may initially seem, how long is it going to be before it is used to determine texts between consenting homosexuals under the guise of "The community needs protecting." In this country you've got dummies in the Government losing highly confidential data all over the place. Not a week goes by without it emerging yet another Government minister has lost his laptop containing the unencrypted data of soldiers or other highly classified information.

Even as I sit here writing this message, the Government know how many computers are on at any one time, who they belong to, and what web sites they frequent. George Orwell would be turning in his grave if he knew just ho much informationwe give out about ourselves winds up under the eyes of busybodies.

The Government didn't bail out the banks for our benefits - they did it so they could keep an even tighter control on who has what in their account. There are many people out there like me who deal only in cash - that way the Government don't know what we spend our money on. Tradesmen will give you a substancial reduction if you pay cash, too. I hope somebody in Governmental circles reads this and takes the point!

Frederick, Lampstand Study 16 Comments [11/26/2008 5:37:43 PM]
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Quote# 53034

I am genuinely interested in learning why Keynesianism is better than the Austrian School of economic thought.

Here's a few reasons I think it's not -

1) Our economic policy is based on The Theory of Economic Integration, which was written in 1961 by World Bank advisor Bela Balassa. When people like Dr. Robert Pastor and Vicente Fox talk about "deepening economic integration", this is what they are referring to.

Balassa condensed the concept into 6 steps, the first two being free trade agreements like GATT, NAFTA, CAFTA etc. The third is a customs union which Dr. Pastor has advocated on CNN. The 4th is a common market, the 5th is a monetary union (surprise) and the 6th is complete economic integration, or the creation of supranational states (e.g. failed Treaty of Lisbon).

Thus when Barack Obama says he sees no evidence of a "North American -- uhhhh uhhhh what'd you call it -- oh Union" and then immediately follows with a statement regarding NAFTA, you wonder if he is either very clever or tragically ignorant. (To clarify, NAFTA is the first step in creating political unions, which exist on every continent except North American and Antarctica. It's like saying, I lit the match but I don't know how the fire started.)

2) Before Economic Integration, this idea was known as the Open Conspiracy. This was the title of a book written by HG Wells. It essentially said that the answer to world peace was world government. Wells was a member of the Fabian Society, which believes in a gradual transition to socialism rather than revolutionary. Wells later wrote a book, The New World Order on the same idea.

Fabian politicians today include Tony Blair (a member) and Bill Clinton, who have both promoted the Third Way which is a mix of socialism and capitalism.

Watch the DLC roundtable with Clinton and Blair as they gush about the Third Way -- http://www.connectlive.com/events/dlc/dlc-apr...

If you research the Third Way, it largely refers to Fabian Socialism. The Fabian Society published a book entitled The Third Way by Tony Blair.

In 1936, David Rockefeller wrote his senior thesis at Harvard on Fabian Socialism. Thus it is this idea -- the Open Conspiracy / The Third Way / Economic Integration / A New World Order -- that is the agenda of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR).

The CFR's Think Tank is called The David Rockefeller Studies Program, he is their Chairman Emeritus and their headquarters in NYC is a former Standard Oil Executive's residence.

Thus, through the Federal Reserve's monetary policies, the CFR creates a climate for economic integration by debasing the currency via military Keynesianism. This planned crisis is merely a justification for deeper economic integration.

Maybe it's good or maybe it's not, but we should at least accept it's real. Vicente Fox has only said repeatedly on TV and in speeches and in his autobiography that he believes we should create a EU-styled North American Union. And this is enabled by the Federal Reserve's policies and stated clearly in the CFR's publications.

3) None of this is evil per se, it's actually intellectual and inevitable to try to social engineer society on such a level for legitimate benefit. However, starting in the early 1900s, the intellectuals in the US conceived that war was the greatest way to change society thus how do they start wars -- infiltrate the State Dept (verified in Carnegie Archives NYU, House of Representatives Archives etc).

If you look at the leadership of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace and the State Dept, you can see its mirrored. They believed world peace (via the League of Nations and later the UN) was possible through war and therefore provoked wars. Even better, creating a military industrial complex that compounds a never ending defense sector is useful for debasing the currency in order to achieve the 5th step of economic integration.

You can deny this but all of it is well documented. And perhaps it is good. But at least lets debate it. Globalization is bigger than the CFR and David Rockefeller. There are alternative ideas for globalism than this endless war for collectivist change.

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Of course, it was Thomas Jefferson who founded the Democrat party. He was against Big Government, a Central Bank and a National Debt. He was a deist but recognized that the classic liberal philosophy (i.e. Jeffersonian Republicanism) was perhaps divine in nature (see the Indefinite Perfectibility of Man, William Godwin & Adam Weishaupt).

Jefferson didn't believe Jesus was the son of God but he was aware that Jesus represented the ultimate political philosophy of the Indefinite Perfectibility of Man. As Jefferson wrote: "Wishaupt believes that to promote this perfection of the human character was the object of Jesus Christ. That his intention was simply to reinstate natural religion, & by diffusing the light of his morality, to teach us to govern ourselves. "

Thus, it seems like your party's founder and Jesus himself would be very against Keynesianism.

jacobin, CTSTDT 14 Comments [11/25/2008 9:26:07 PM]
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Quote# 53107

I have heard that the cable TV system is going to be set up where not only can you watch the TV, the TV can watch you to monitor what is in your room. Kinda like Orwell's 1984. Big Brother is watching, course in our case it will be Big Sister. I'd suspect the technology is here where the TV can watch you, even if you have it shut off, your TV can watch you to see what is going on.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 21 Comments [11/25/2008 3:30:40 PM]
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Quote# 52717

[About Mark Cuban.]

This is all bs. They were pissed at Cuban for financing loose change. So they set him up. I’m sure after the phone call from whomever at Mama.com, Cuban knew he was set up. He just decided to say fu and is now paying for it. Bottom line.. if you own stock in any co and are doing things that piss ppl off, don’t take any phone calls or correspondence from the ceo’s or officers of that co. They will tie your hands as to what you can do with your stock. This was intentional. Fight it all the way Mr. Cuban since you have the $. Real Americans are behind you.

Elias, New York Times Blog 6 Comments [11/24/2008 9:36:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Russell
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Quote# 53053

My fiance's friend has been visiting us occasionally for years now. I never suspected anything, but last month he brought a brown teddy bear as a gift for my daughter. With recent revelations, I am not very startled. Can this be a hint that he is connected to this 'pedobear' group? I am unsure what to do next, how can I make sure my daughter is safe?

lrhubbard, Oprah Winfrey Forums 26 Comments [11/24/2008 6:30:42 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 52697

Re: Why do you oppose gay marriage?

1. Virtually every social science study shows that children reared by a mother and a father in a household is best. Mothers and fathers bring both their inherent, unique qualities in raising children.


2. Homosexuals are by far the most promiscuous group of people. There lack of monogamous commitment would further undermine the institution of marriage as it should be

3. With the approval of gay marriage homosexuals will and can brainwash children about their deviant lifestyle. Homosexuals were dishonest when they said Proposition 8 had nothing to do with school curriculum.

Bruyeres, IMDb 15 Comments [11/23/2008 9:17:39 PM]
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Quote# 52741

Are idiots trying to say religion is the cause of millions of death again? Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, they all make the crusades like a playground fight.


Don't say "Hitler was a Christian LOL" either. It was all part of the plan to destroy Christianity from the inside out. He just couldn't piss off the Christians before he became powerful.

Nooneightlol, WoW OT 14 Comments [11/23/2008 8:49:14 AM]
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Submitted By: mike-mike
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Quote# 52715

You can bet the bankers are behind this one. They were also behind the 911 attacks, and have stolen our wealth and money to line their own pockets with Congressional approval I might add! This is nonsense! Currently the law is a law unto itself which only applies to incarcerating anyone that is deemed a DANGER to the establishment.

Mark Cuban is being singled out for his views on 911 and for exposing the bailout scammers. Shame on anyone in this country that doesn’t think otherwise. WAKE UP!

Anthony, New York Times 8 Comments [11/22/2008 9:28:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Russell
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Quote# 52623

Yes, I'm familiar with this diobolical saying by British royalty. The British are the nastiest with germ warfare and using humanitarianism as a front to kill people. They directed their Anglo Saxon cousins in the United States and still do.

westthea, Youtube 12 Comments [11/22/2008 12:30:38 PM]
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Quote# 52587

[in a thread discussing whether human/alien hybrids would seek out their human parent]

Thing is we are far enough into this now that some of the Hybrids (for lack of better wording) are not bright enough or physically able to travel off world to the Galactic University where many have already left for. Yet some of the remaining having not been chosen would be the ones that fall into your OP more accurately.
Many of the New Students Program can now request one final 'Look' at their natural parent, however it is still not the norm and generally done while the DNA Sponsor is sleeping.
They do not lack a soul, as a matter of fact they carry enlightened souls far more advanced than the usual humanoid.
What do you suppose they do with all of the millions of unsuccessful hybrids? Do you think that a clone has no soul because they were born of science rather than nature alone? How do you really feel about advanced eugenics? If you could weed out mental illness, disease and sickness, would you chose that for your child or just go the old route and take the rejects of nature?

Antar, Above Top Secret 10 Comments [11/22/2008 12:34:42 AM]
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