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Quote# 42028

No doubt they will destroy it as the american forces need to plant opium to smuggle into america.

If you don't believe me watch the American Drug War: America's last white hope.

fuckingcaneitmate, Youtube 2 Comments [6/30/2008 9:54:13 PM]
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Quote# 41964

Lunatics are beginning to blame Hillary Clinton for the death of Tim Russert. It's a red flag when lunatics begin to blame suspicious death on the "Clintonistas" because it means the fix is in. The death of George Carlin, who was also a target of self-righteous lunatics, should have raised its own flag, but we like to accept what we are told.

The publicized cause of George Carlin's death -heart failure is a generic term -it describes the "cause" of every death -even if the fragile old man was smothered to death with a pillow, it would be called "heart failure". "Oh nurse, Dr. Death is checking Carlin's pulse."

Carlin's death is suspicious because he was under assault by the the likes of right wing fanatics like O'reilly, who violently blasted Carlin for suggesting that the United States is responsible for 9/11. (in fact, Carlin merely said 'you reap what you sow') God Help Carlin if he dared to expres his own opinion.
After Carlin died, self absorbed O'Reilly dug up an old clip from an interview in 2001 showing him confronting Carlin about using "the F word" because good folks that Oreilly thinks he represents are supposed to be above this vulgarity.

Is this anti-Carlin hostility responsible for "heart failure"? -just in time to deny him the spotlight as the recipient of the Mark Twain award. Carlin will be the first Posthumous Award recipient of the Prestigious Kennedy Center Honor, and the hostility of his worthless critics speaks for itself.

tobetbaa, alt.history 3 Comments [6/30/2008 12:01:47 AM]
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Quote# 41957

[A Christian recommends the Bible, anti-depressants, therapy, and sleep to BLESSEDone333]
PAINTBALLDUMMY...Why don't you do this... pray to the Holy Spirit.. but then when they show up... and lie to you... your family and all those stupid fools who you think are following God will be leading you to the gas chambers. See the evil has a plan and if you follow the fools who don't know the plan then you will be taking the mark of the beast like the rest of the fools. AND IF YOU ARE NOT AWAKEN, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT GOD DIDN'T WAKE YOU UP

BLESSEDone333, Youtube 4 Comments [6/29/2008 9:39:14 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41958

matheieu124
You do not understand the factors involoved! You can not just have altered DNA without an outside force. You are thinking like the lie of evolution, where the liars told you that DNA can randomly change with no outside force. THAT IS A LIE.
These people have altered DNA structures so some where in their DNA ANCESTRY SOMEONE CAME CAN CHANGE IT.

BLESSEDone333, Youtube 6 Comments [6/29/2008 9:34:45 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41959

[talon2488: Ok I agree with all this except for the aliens being evil.]

oh yeah talon2488? Okay then you explain the "good part" of being paralyzed, unable to fight back, then abducted in the middle of the night, having your eggs or sperm taken without your permission, hybrid children created to harvest their ether soul eternal connection to God, then after all that they are repeatedly taken, lied to and abused for the personal gain or pleasure of the "aliens" as you call them.

In reality they are called Nephilim and fallen angels.
learn your enemy dummy

BLESSEDone333, Youtube 7 Comments [6/29/2008 5:51:12 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41854

you are an IMBECIL!!! A venician, probably worse than forest glenn. Do you wear an ipod? Do you jog on the manhattan bridge? You are a chump, with a BAD, and NEGATIVE attitude, and this leads to bad energy, which you try to infect others with, and you are CONTEMPTUOUS because you are SAD that you let the ipods, texting machines, and mcdonalds, destroy you, only to leave behind a zombie that can't think, and now you want to force others to subscribe to your fate... NO THANKS!!!


But here is some advice for you: you CAN learn, it is never too late, be strong, and don't give in, FIGHT the system, pt down your brain melting machines... and just walk around, and ponder, think about something like what type of gift you would give to a girlfriend if you have one, how you can help earth, just be guy, and don't be a zombie, it is scary, i see LOTS of zombies these days, who can't think, what a shame, they alter their environments, and they kill themselves, and they forget that they are human. This is the perverted greedy man's dream come true: everyone in his control, so don't et it happen. Know that there *IS* more than what meets the eye, energies within the aethers, we cannot see, but they affect us, yet we can't tell WE all have the ability to do complex math in our head within seconds:::

Here is my proof.. think about it:

Dreams last a few seconds, yet you percieve them to be minutes, sometimes hours long, yet in those dreams you see and solve many problems in math...think about it, think about what you are truly capable of...be true, and honest to yourself, and QUESTION.

JournalSquare-K-Car, SubChat 12 Comments [6/28/2008 7:30:24 AM]
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Submitted By: JamesR9
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Quote# 41867

I'm still trying to find two tickets to the Ohio State-USC game. And none of the USC people will give up their tickets to me. I'd pay fair price. They -- they know Ohio State's gonna slaughter the Trojans. They know that they're gonna slaughter the Trojans, and therefore they do not want me there at the bloodbath, since it's probably the last football game we'll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama.

Hugh Hewitt, Salon.com 8 Comments [6/28/2008 3:13:28 AM]
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Quote# 41708

The Native American or Rufan Holocaust is the largest holocaust in the history of Terranity.

I was the first person to say that Christians murdered over three hundred million (365,842,518) Rufans in North America. I first said that Christians murdered over three hundred million Native Americans while I was attending Fremont Middle School in Fremont, Missouri, USA, in 1971.

The Christians in Canada savagely murdered at least 25,334,000 Rufan men, women, and children. The Christians in the United States savagely murdered at least 226,542,518 Rufan men, women, and children. The Christians in Mexico and Central America savagely murdered at least 88,087,000 Rufan men, women, and children. The Christians in the Caribbean Islands savagely murdered at least 16,879,000 Rufan men, women, and children. The Christians in South America savagely murdered at least 250,097,792 Rufan men, women, and children. The Christians murdered over six hundred six million (606,940,310) Rufan men, women, and children in Canada, the United States, Mexico, Central America, the Caribbean Islands, and South America.

There are five primary species of Terranity, the Weiss or Albus specie, the Schwarz or Nigrus specie, the Gelb or Gilvus specie, the Rot or Rufus specie, and the Braun or Humus specie, because the word specie refers to the outward appearance. The people of the Albus specie are called Albans, the people of the Nigrus specie are called Nigrans, the people of the Gilvus specie are called Gilvans, the people of the Rufus specie are called Rufans, and the people of the Humus specie are called Humans. In the Latin language, the word Albus means white, the word Nigrus means black, the word Gilvus means yellow, the word Rufus means red, and the word Humus means brown.

In their theistic crusade to establish their dominion over all the Earth, as the Jewish bible commands them to do, the Christians exterminated at least 1,244,699,009 (1.24 billion) Rufans in the ongoing Native American Holocaust, slaughtered at least 785,398,163 (785.4 million) Albans in the ongoing Native European Holocaust, murdered at least 109,955,743 (110 million) Nigrans in the ongoing Native African Holocaust, and massacred at least 31,415,927 (31.4 million) Gilvans in the ongoing Native Asian Holocaust. The Humans and their converts (Jews, Christians, and Moslems) are ruthless and relentless reprobates who will not stop until they have conquered, converted, enslaved, and mongrelized or killed us all. Therefore, in order to continue to live, we must build spaceships, leave planet Earth, and establish a new home and a new civilization on another planet or moon.

mowerymd, Soundclick 24 Comments [6/27/2008 6:43:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Chancellor Gorkon
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Quote# 41495

This is about the mysterious banging, clanging, construction-type sounds heard in (one or both of) the twin towers in the weeks and months prior to 9/11. It was discussed in the (Internet) film 9/11 MYSTERIES. First, famed witness William Rodriguez reported the sounds. He said they were coming from a floor at which no elevators stopped. There was no button to go there. Then, much more vividly, another guy (whose name eludes me) reported the sounds on the floor above him. (We can assume others on his floor also heard them and were discussed. He wasn't hallucinating). Out of curiosity he went to look up there and, holy cannoli, the entire floor was utterly empty; devoid of any sign of activity or anything else!

Could there have been ghosts or other invisible beings operating there?

This is obviously the most overlooked aspect of the saga. How many other witnesses are alive? This needs to be explored to the fullest.

SphericalMiracle, Unexplained Mysteries 14 Comments [6/23/2008 4:38:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist
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Quote# 41422

I must tell you that the greys and the reptilians (reptiloids) have a totaly different anatomi. The greys allso have special psycik abilityes that the reptilians dont have. I have stydied aliens for some time now and can give you my profesional apinion: the greys and the reptilians are not the same. and mostly the greys are only reported to cover there feet and not there entyre body! The greys allso have a highly advansed teknology and I allso know that they are very sofisticated in genetic science, so why would they use suits when they can just simply change their genetic structure.

Kimm, Unexplained Mysteries 23 Comments [6/22/2008 9:47:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist
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Quote# 41279

Have you heard of the reptillians? There are some ppl who believe there is a race of reptillian ppl who live on earth. Many of these same ppl think that this race happens to consist mostly of the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world. Also in this conspiracy theory it is said that this race has been breeding with humans to make slaves for when the New World Order takes over. Also it is believed that a large percentage of these reptilions are religious leaders (mainly right wing conservative fundamentalist christians). So, if this were true, we would have some of their DNA... so...

Is creationism the lie that is told to the masses to steer them away from the reality of DNA and evolution? Crazy sounding I know, but possible?

beautifulmind, Yahoo Answers 18 Comments [6/20/2008 3:28:46 AM]
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Submitted By: shadow12615
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Quote# 41235

he time has long since come for the Congress to abolish the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, also known as the FDA. Contrary to the baloney put out on the various pages of its web site, which would lead the unwary taxpayer into thinking that the FDA is actually protecting him or her from some hazard, the FDA has outlived any usefulness its partisans and bureaucrats have claimed for it. Getting rid of this bureaucratic dinosaur would save taxpayers nearly $1.7 billion (the proposed fiscal year 2004 budget), lead to reductions in the prices of food and drugs paid by consumers, reduce lawsuits over product liability, and reduce the number of lives lost and lives shortened due to a lack of drugs and medical devices.

Jim Grichar, LewRockwell.com 16 Comments [6/19/2008 8:23:53 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 41260

Can someone tell me what are those nossles on the sides of the government military planes that fly over our home late at night denied by our government with the cover story vapour trails to insult the ignorant? Can someone tell me what else they could be, on that plane or shall i copy diagram shots for you first......good idea, i want the bottom of why so many here refute without evidence the obvious in front of their eyes. they seem to be a little outlandish with their attiudes. Proof with your claims please.

JET SAVAGE, Unexplained Mysteries 10 Comments [6/19/2008 6:58:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist
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Quote# 41182

Sometimes proof is met by looking at things with a different point of view.
In the bible and other holy books it wouldn't say "Aliens from a different planet came and visited us and they gave us technology"
Of course not they would have no idea what a alien is so they would assume they where gods because of the way they travelled and looked.
Why do gods come from the sky?
Why don't the gods come from inside of trees or flowers.
Just as another poster said "We used to think the world being round was ridiculous" But hey look now we have found out it is round, maybe in 200 years time this theorey might be accepted, but untill then people who beleive this theorey would just have to wait and either get proved wrong or possibly proved right.
But there is no need to continously argue about it, lets just accept it as a possbility.
We could say a distant planet is made of cheese, untill all the planets in the universe have been discovered there might well be a cheese planet..

Dreamhope11, Dreamviews 6 Comments [6/19/2008 1:15:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Bluefinger
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Quote# 41109

Dear Amnesty International:

I have been neurologically and neuropsychologically interfered with and actually tortured here in the U.S. (and also in Canada, where I previously resided) for over twenty years by what are apparently very many cult agents on the far-right, some of whom claim association with the 'Reverend Moon' cult (although others are represented as well, including radical 'Christian' mind-control agents and the 'Scientology' cult). A few of these agents have, on occasion, professed 'Australian' origins, for which reason I thought I would send you a message, as well (I am sending messages to several Amnesty International branches, including those in Canada and Korea). Over the course of this long ordeal, I have been prevented from making an income excep in the most nominal form and extensive amounts of money have been extorted from my bank account by direct cortical control and resultant actional or behavioural manipulation.

Please do not contact the police about this, as covert 'police' agents on the far-right are most likely involved in my torture and have affiliations with the radical 'Christian' groups responsible. You may access further information concerning this situation by calling up the material at http://www.crosswinds.net/helsinki/~glennpj, a website at which I have established a set of information pages. My e-mail can be found by accessing the page OVER THE HORIZON and then finding your way, via the buttons there, to earlier pages of the website with e-mail links.

These agents have pressured me for technical details (and innovative ideas) associated with such devices as involve Radio-Nucleonic (i.e. Hyperon) Broadcast Amplification, Supersonic, Turbine-driven Plasma Accelerators, Radio-Saturated Hydrogen Condenser Cell Matrices associated with High-Frequency Electro-Charging Armatures and Catalytically Seeded Hydrogen Vapour Pressure Containment of High-Frequency Oscillation/Electro-Charging form (or) of PASER Enhanced form, Such that a Pion-Enriched Thermo-Nuclear Plasma (and Thermo-Nuclear Evaporate) result, as well as Hyperon/Neutron Diffraction (and Fission Containment Lattices) and their role in Primary Thermonuclear Triggering.

They have further attempted to derive from me various aerospace engineering formulations, including that for a Quantum-Mechanically Structured, pi+/pi- Field-Interacting Engine or a Matter/Anti-Matter Field Interacting Engine of Hierarchically Sequential and/or Quantal/Gradiential Type and Resultant, Differential Output or Propulsion, as well as that for the Thermo-Nuclear Pumps designed to energize such a Matter/Anti-Matter Field-Interaction in Bi-Polar or n-Polar Context. Specifically, they have asked me about the feasibility of using such pumps to energize Matter/Anti-Matter Collider (Field) Processes which are involved in the formulation of this propulsion technique.

The American underworld agents appear to have FIXED the local Amnesty International chapter and other 'help' organizations. These people will not be in position or capacity to believe that 'anything is wrong' here and this is in fact the plan on the far-right; to subvert and neutralize any available assistance to the left. Most chapter members are drawn from artificially fixed or guided population elements. For all I know, the KKK or a similar right-wing organization may even control the local chapter in the background - subtle disguise is the most important part of right-wing puppet-agent operations. They have already proven to me that they can imitate the left and the far-left so that it is possible they can artificially construct and guide pseudo-left-wing agents and even center agencies such as Amnesty, including agents of the American Civil Liberties Union, for example.

Thanks for your considerations

Glenn Johnson

Glenn Johnson, Homicidal Interference 20 Comments [6/18/2008 10:59:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Fearsombob
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Quote# 41191

Did Hillary have Tim Russert Murdered?
Everyone knows what happened to Tim Russert, but no one has the guts to say it until now. Tim Russert was MURDERED by the wrath of a scorned woman. That woman is no other than the loser Hillary Rodham Clinton. We all know she has an enemies list, and Tim Russert name was on the top for it was he was the one that proclaimed her nemesis Borrack Obama as the winner of the Democratic nomination. A position that was rightfully hers that was stolen by some pip squeak black man who's shoes he was not worthy to shine let alone steal away the prize that was solely meant for her.

Who knows how she pulled it off but somehow she had Tim Russert killed and made it look like a heart attack. She had to use the same cunning to hide her nefarious deeds as she employed to make her other victims such as Vince Foster look like a suicide, or the way she had James McDougall conveniently die in prison.

Who knows what other names are on Hillary's enemies list, only the body count of many that crossed her or helped thwart her inevitable assent to the presidency will tell?

Biff Barton, ou2getu Blog 26 Comments [6/18/2008 8:24:47 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 41123

ALL U BUSH FANS ARE THINKING THAT ,,OH RUSSERTS DEATH WAS JUST A HEART ATTACK,A PIECE OF PLAQUE THAT SOMEHOW DECIDED TO COME LOOSE,AND KILL HIM,YEAH RIGHT.
RUSSERTS DEATH SOUNDS JUST LIKE ARSENIC POISONING.
OR PERHAPS RADIATION.
WHO HAD A POSSIBLE MOTIVE FOR RUSSERTS DEATH? WHO WOULD WANT RUSSERT DEAD?
ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS OR INSIGHT?
I JUST DONT BELIEVE THE HEART ATTACK STORY.

TAPS GHOSTHUNTERS, khou.com 10 Comments [6/18/2008 4:27:13 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 40978

The mark of the beast will be required to post, speak freely, buy, sell or trade. The New World Order criminal law has assumed control over our Constitution, individual liberty. The fasci bound the Word, sacrificed it with out Cause to the flame of desire as a New World Order sustaining inversion. America, the last nation providing hope for the Constitution in the World is, dead, UNsecured because, the remnant are overcome by force, deception, agreement with criminal law by the people. America was bought with blood and that blood has been sold out. No one is ignorant. Everyone is accountable and must resist the New World Order exposure, not all agree with it and not all shall perish. When the Code Red light is lit, this will not need fast track legislation or to have been passed, to institute the requirement of the mark of the beast.

V009, The Resistance Manifesto 7 Comments [6/15/2008 8:37:09 PM]
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Quote# 40967

[You *must* watch the actual video. It has werewolves, from the Catholic Muslim Atheist Alliance that change the weather.]

Questionable Photographs of the Moon

Some astronomers believe the moon simply arrived in our solar system and entered earths orbit, not having originally been part of the planets system. It now controls our tides.
There is statistically proven increases in the amount of crimes that occur on nights with a full moon versus non-full moon evenings.

Curious...
Did You know: The Red Crescent is a symbol of Islam.
Did you Know: The flag of Usoma Bin Laden's Al-Qaeda has a full moon in the center

Many pagan religions use the moon as the basis for their whole civilizations calender.
Interesting, isn't it, that those who oppose Christ seem to have some sort of deep love for this strange body following us around the earth?
I'm sure its just a coincidence. Right?

It's time we started asking ourselves some real questions.

Hurricane Katrina!
Could it be?
Catholics Muslims Atheists

If you have more questions, there is a Church for you.
God never forgets... Do you?

KevinReynolds, Youtube 22 Comments [6/15/2008 6:49:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 40964

Recent news articles suggest that a large, and possibly dominant, element in the surge in crude oil prices consists of speculation as opposed to actual demand versus supply. While demand is indeed rising, as driven by the growing Chinese and Indian economies, this does not explain the recent doubling of crude prices. Noting that poor economic conditions usually help the challenger party against the incumbent party in an election, and that many foreign countries want Barack Obama to be elected, this leads to a frightening possibility:

Are foreign governments and/or other entities manipulating oil prices to deliberately throw the U.S. economy into a recession to get people to vote for Obama?

...On another note, Obama, while campaigning in Pennsylvania, said that gasoline was at four dollars a gallon–when it was still at $3.50. How did he know that gasoline would reach four dollars a gallon this summer?

The Husaria, The Husaria 13 Comments [6/14/2008 8:20:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 40852

Alchemy is real, I can asure you that. It's as real as science or chemestry ever were. It should also never be catorigized with wichcraft, as the two have absolutly nothing in common. There are no "magic words" in alchemy, there are no "mystic potions" in alchemy. Alchemy is also not evil, as some might think. Those rumors, I'm sorry to say, were created by the roman cathlic church in the early 16th century.

Jay Vee, Yahoo! Answers 18 Comments [6/13/2008 2:00:35 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 40791

From what I have learned...the aliens who have been here for thousands of years are not the good guys. Are we dealing with them at the highest levels of world leadership? Have we made deals with the devil that would be very difficult to break? Are they behind the New World Order? Is the US Constitution one of the best defenses against the NWO? If the world chose the Constitution instead of the NWO...would this start WWIII? I know I'm paranoid...but that doesn't mean they're not out to get us...

redletterchurch, youtube.com 14 Comments [6/12/2008 2:25:15 AM]
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Submitted By: shadow12615
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Quote# 40739

These flimsy Alex Jones "purity" tests carried out by some fellow Stormfronters will only result in fracturing and dismantling real movement against the banking families.

The key to destroying Jewish dominance over America is to destroy the banking families. The Zionists would have no power in America if the bankers were overthrown. Jones relentlessly attacks the banking families and has created a huge audience that is extremely hostile to the Federal Reserve. He can take a lot of credit for the political rise of Ron Paul. This is GOOD!!!! Understand?!!!!

Anybody that makes an enemy out of Jones has got to be either

#1 too stupid to understand how to fight the Zionists by going after the Banks
or
#2 an active disinformation agent

DelicateArch, Stormfront 16 Comments [6/11/2008 5:40:17 AM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 40717

3. Since vaccination breaks the skin, it is technically a surgery. All surgeries by law require informed consent. Informed consent is rarely attained before vaccines are administered.
*Doctors vaccinate the unwitting and uninformed. The vaccine manufacturers' package inserts which contain biased industry claims and the bare minimum required by law to reveal are not routinely made available to consumers so that they can make a more informed choice.

DO NOT GET VACCINATED Group, Facebook 13 Comments [6/10/2008 8:04:07 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 40683

[In regards to the availability of HIV anti-virals]

Of course it is not being made readily available to the general public, as diseases like HIV, cancer and the like are being used as population controllers, and also to target minority communities. HIV can be cured completely, I believe, but then all those scientists and research facilities would shut down and people would be out of jobs. Not to mention, people would probably be more careless about having unprotected sex and IV drug use if they knew they could be cured.

Lynessence, livejoural-vaginapagina 7 Comments [6/10/2008 3:22:40 AM]
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