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Quote# 43591

criminals do not need guns, they only need powerful witches, as once was witch Ann Cappelletti, Barbara Bush's 1/2 sister, daughters of Aleister Crowley.

Mafia/nazis/pirates have been using witchcraft for 1000s of years. Witches use the CRAFT to kill people, as did witch GWB kill Tim Russert. Why do you think witch GWB went to Africa, not to offer help to find a voodoo practitioner to kill his advisaries. Most of you who post are witches, you already know GWB is the grandson of Crowley.

[in a later post]

I am not accusing anyone of being a witch. I am telling you that they are witches.

074August (, YouTube 24 Comments [7/25/2008 11:45:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Lex Kitten
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Quote# 43514

Did you know that that the pale horse in the book of Revelation is really green ???
“The color green is associated with Islam worldwide,”

Going back to read Rev 6:8; is there a connection ???

Do a Strong's search on the word 'pale' to confirm !!!

friendshipband, Y! Answers 15 Comments [7/24/2008 8:50:56 PM]
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Quote# 43501

The war in Bosnia is a myth. It did not happen. It was made up by the Americans so they could take oil from Tuzla and Mostar. The Bosnian people went along with this plan because they were given ciggarettes and bread by the British who now? have an airbase in the Old Town of Sarajevo.

monkeysouthbrent, Youtube 21 Comments [7/24/2008 1:47:26 PM]
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Quote# 43420

The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightfully so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity...Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, an adult shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

Anonymous, Truthism 26 Comments [7/23/2008 7:54:27 PM]
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Quote# 43402

God, Religion, Aliens, Jesus, The Truth! ((Serious answers only))?
I have looked at ancient biblical drawings and writings, and have come to the realiazation that religion was created by aliens! Why? Well I guess they (ALiens) wanted to create law and orer, to help us survive.
Jesus was merely a hybrid between human (Mary), and an alien (The leader of all aliens- probably). The proof is in the paintings, jesus followed by UFOs.
Once the antichrist comes and kills nearly every human, these aliens will not allow it- they want order among us.They are continually creating new hybrids, possibly a new hybrid to create order- before our civilization ends. Please give me your ideas on this thought.

Truth, Yahoo Answers 12 Comments [7/23/2008 1:37:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola
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Quote# 43323

The Iranians did not revolt against the Shah.Jimmy pass the ***** Carter forbad the Shah to crush the head of the serpent Ayatolla Kohmenie(sp?).Jimmy pass the ***** Carter hater of Jews and promoter of jihad brought this evil upon us.If you think Carter was bad news God help us if that all three names are Muslim but "I am not a Muslim"O'bama gets in the Oval.
Stop Jihad

echo3axial, Military.com 12 Comments [7/22/2008 6:46:42 PM]
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Quote# 43351

There is many reasons why I feel that Tupac is still alive and he faked or they (illuminati) faked his death.
There is always a hidden message in his songs and it's always and usually the same message; that he'll come back. He also made a song called "Killuminati", which sounds quite familiar to "Illuminati".
He also talks about how most rappers are fake because they are a sell-out. What he really meant is that they are part of the Illuminatis (Jay-Z, Biggie, Diddy, Nas, Kanye West).
The Illuminatis wanted to control Tupac and "wanted to take his soul".
Tupac had planned his death so he can get away from them.
So do you think there is something wierd about this?

Jingooyah, Yahoo! Answers 11 Comments [7/22/2008 5:55:41 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 43276

personally I believe it is all part of the Catholic master plan to wipe out all other religions (especially Islam) and institute a vatican based worldwide theocracy

Fred2670, WrongPlanet 17 Comments [7/22/2008 5:55:47 AM]
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Quote# 43282

I had known that John Lennon was a victim of the CIA, the assassin being from the CIA MK Ultra project, and there is enough of evidence surrounding his case to show we were lied to from the authorites about it.
I had never heard anything about Elvis's death being suspicous, and I don't know what motives they would have. Lennon was a very high profile peace activist and the FBI and CIA had a history of tapping his phones, following him etc, I had never heard that Elvis was being watched. Maybe if he was very keen on the Kennedy brothers assasinations it might have given them cause for concern, but only if he was vocal about those assasinations being the work of elements within the US gov. Was Elvis vocal about his concerns regarding the Kennedys' deaths. Maybe I will read his case sometime in the future if I have reason to believe there might be something in it.

golddragnet, Above Top Secret 4 Comments [7/22/2008 4:55:08 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 43201

Quit trying to wear the pants, the balls, the career, the Mom, the housewife package all at the same time. It's an annoying turnoff and it's destroyed America. The wench that started the feminist movement was CIA through and through, it was an operation designed to destroy the American male/family and it has succeeded on every level. At least try to learn who the real enemy is before you go around blaming an entire sex for your problems. I can't wait to leave this planet so I can get away from you morons and my soul will finally be free. What a joke planet Earth turned out to be. And stop having kids! They cry because they're miserable here - they're souls are fresh from the other side and already you clowns yammer and cram your pathetic beliefs into them at birth. If you can't answer the following question for your planned children: "Why am I here?" with absolute certainty, then you do not deserve to bring a life into this world. Find a better hobby like male-bashing or something with a real positive outcome along those lines.

Cashish, Yahoo!Answers 13 Comments [7/20/2008 10:06:00 PM]
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Quote# 43173

The Civil War and the Role of the Illuminati

The American Civil War, in a very real sense, was the continuation of the Revolutionary war fought by our Founders against the Bank of England. The Civil War was planned in London by Rothschild who wanted two American democracies, each burdened with debt. Four years before the war (1857) Rothschild decided his Paris bank would support the South, represented by Sen. John Slidell, JEW, from Louisiana; while the British branch would support the North, represented by August Belmont (Schoenberg) JEW, from New York. The plan was to bankroll, at usurious interest rates, the huge war debts that were anticipated, using that debt to extort both sides into accepting a Rothschild central-banking system similar to the one that had bled (and is bleeding) the nations of Europe, keeping them in conditions of perpetual war, insolvency and at the mercy of JEW speculators.

As in pre-Revolution France ILLUMINATI agitators, like maggots attacking a raw wound, were set to work in the North and the South at all levels of government and throughout society to exploit the divisive issues threatening the nation. The International Bankers were successful. All efforts for North-South peace failed.

Allen Aslan Heart, The 7th Fire 13 Comments [7/20/2008 2:18:25 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 43131

repanation was practiced on every continent through every time period and by every race of mankind until the advent of brain surgery in this century. Doctors, today, have been taught that trepanation was done in past centuries for superstitious, magical or religious reasons. They generally look on trepanation as a practice akin to blood letting. They scoff at it. They deny that trepanation could have a reasonable basis. They fear that to practice trepanation would demean their professional status. They have stated that they wouldn't undertake it if their lives depended on it. And further, trepanation can't be investigated by any individual doctor because a board must be set up to approve all research projects connected to universities and hospitals. However trepanation doesn't go away. It is ingrained in our history. The ancestors of modern Europeans, the Battle-Ax people, were prodigious trepanners as well as were all other ancient peoples. There is an extensive scientific literature on trepanation both in medicine and anthropology. The risk to benefit ratio would have to have been very favorable for the practice to have been so widely practiced but official investigators haven't been able to see that there is a both a rationale and a benefit to this procedure. There seems to be a deliberate intent amongst them not to see, maybe even a conspiracy, that there is a benefit to making a hole in the skull bone. This is understandable though because if doctors and scientists recognized the benefit they would be obliged to announce to the world that upright walking humans need a hole in the head! It's unlikely that doctors will be stepping forward with this announcement anytime soon so in the meantime the public will have to educate itself and then educate the doctors.

Treapanation Guide, Controversy over trepanation - Contrasting views of therapists and doctors 14 Comments [7/19/2008 12:20:06 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 43147

are aliens being paid by the bush administration to abduct democrats...thus preventing them from voting in elections or even perhaps doing a brain transfer on them so they can start thinking logically again. Evidence has indicated alien abductions have increased during the bush presidency...even Dennis Kucinich says aliens were after him for awhile.

murderBYzeN, deviantart 6 Comments [7/19/2008 12:19:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Voice of logic
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Quote# 43103

(On HIV)

Quote from: TimeLady on July 16, 2008, 09:39:39 PM
so um... why do white people get AIDS, then? You've confused me.

Most white people aren't immune, it's just a lót easier for the virus to spread in black people, because that's what they designed it for.

David Rothscum, PrisonPlanet 9 Comments [7/18/2008 12:58:46 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 43133

One idea of the Greys is that they are not extraterrestrials at all but are actually humans from the distant future.
The theory suggests that in our future we have meddled with our genes so badly that the human race as changed to the point that only the most basic of features still remain. What if a virus was developed that altered our very DNA causing us to have the appearance of a Pokemon? Many suggest that the cartoon was developed by occultists in an attempt to prepare us for the shocking visage of the greys. What if a mutation was introduced which suddenly enabled those infected to reproduce at superhuman rates? What if this same virus gave us long life at the cost of losing reproduction? Greys are invariably described as having no visible genitalia. The "future humanoid" theory suggests that they have come back in time so that they may abduct us to recover lost genetic information, or to cross breed in hopes of saving the human race. Such genetic mining operations are not limited to merely humans. Some creatures posses qualities which are highly appealing should they ever be adaptable to a humanoid form. Superior eyesight from night dwelling creatures and the regenerative abilities of some invertebrates.

Anonymous, TinWiki 12 Comments [7/18/2008 10:57:08 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 43076

S.K.U.L.L. A.N.D. B.O.N.E.S. = "Satan Keeps Unseen Leverage -Leading A Nonchristian, Deceived Bush Onto Nation's Elite Stage"

You cannot be a Christian and a member of Skull and Bones.... Occultic beliefs and biblical Christianity do not mix. No wonder Bush reveals universalist sentiments of late, not assenting to the biblical view that Christ is the only way to the Father, and the concomitant destiny that is heaven....

Acronym77, YouTube 11 Comments [7/17/2008 9:26:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Arrogant Atheist
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Quote# 43009

I just have a question if anyone has noticed that the parts that mutilated cattle usually have taken are coresponding parts to alien features (greys in this instance) that are unique: the eyes, the tongue and lips, the rectum, the sexual organs, and sometimes the flesh is stripped. All of these are features that the greys reportedly lack or are very unique (such as their large almond eyes). I've read the debunking answers of birds going for soft tissue when the animal dies, to the military monitoring environmental issues secretly and they all seem to come up short. I'm not one to then assume that since most obvious answers don't make sense and therefore "aliens did it", but I do find the coincidence a little odd. The aliens also seem to be study these same parts quite a bit in humans also.

Personally I have gone from sitting on the fence, to believing that the greys are real. If they are doing this, I think it is to either practice their "implant" techniques on the cattle parts before using them on their abducted humans or they are trying to use these organs to "humanize" their own features. If as many humans as cattle were found like this, people would pay attention...so I believe they are using the cattle instead to experiment and keep a low profile. Personally, I have a deep distrust of the greys...their actions are illogical and insensitive.

Boogie, Above Top Secret 7 Comments [7/17/2008 8:12:17 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 42925

on 911 there was 3 Jewish people arrested on Washington bridge truck full of explosives. what happened to them? (google it)

NO Jewish people killed or @ work on 911 COZ all knew before hand & took day off..

Johnybway, Youtube 17 Comments [7/15/2008 8:42:07 PM]
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Submitted By: darckseraph
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Quote# 42865

you wrote: "Science has determined that there is no geological evidence for a worldwide flood." hahahhaha you are too stupid to post to my pages... if you realy think there was no flood you will be easy to fool into the new world religion

BlESSEDone333, Youtube 8 Comments [7/15/2008 12:28:13 AM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 42864

The Bible is a Jewish conspiracy. Christians are deluded under a powerful spell. Christianity is nothing more than a vicious program, with the goals of:

* Forcing the Gentiles to give up all occult knowledge and power so all psychic power is in the hands of select Jews for total control.

* Indoctrinating the the Gentile masses into pacifism and a slave-like mentality of servitude

* Encouraging the Gentiles into giving up all money and worldly goods which is funneled into the hands of the ruling Jews and their Gentile lackeys like Billy Graham

* Preparing the Gentile masses for a one world communist slave state with the ruling Jews in control.

* Channeling Gentile psychic energy and prayers into the "Second coming of Christ" which is in reality the Jewish Messiah as any working of the mind must have a connection.

* Cutting the Gentiles off from their own Tribal Gods and Demi-Gods, whose identities have been altered and replaced with fictitious Jewish characters. Our True Creator God has been denegrated, viciously and heinously insulted and blasphemed and relegated to the enemy of humanity.

Joy of Satan Ministries, Joy of Satan 30 Comments [7/14/2008 8:47:31 PM]
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Quote# 42817

It has been speculated that black choppers are but a jigsaw-sized piece of a much larger puzzle. The theory goes that the Black Helicopters, along with other various pieces of evidence may be definite signs that the New World Order could take place by rounding up Americans into de facto concentration camps. Obviously, a critical aspect of the theory depends on the U.S. military's willingness to place American citizens at gunpoint; however, the theory insists that the U.S. military has already been co-opted by various foreign powers, specifically the United Nations. What is not explained at this time in the black helicopter-related NWO theory is the role of Cattle mutilations.

Anonymous, TinWiki 13 Comments [7/14/2008 6:36:22 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 42836

I was out front of my house all day (I live on a main road) Passing out DVD's with a big sign that said 911 Truth now
and FREE DVD's on it. I got cussed at, Told I was #1, swearved at and even got stuff thrown at me by moving vehicles. Luckily no cops stopped by but they did drive by a bunch of times.
I did get a lot of cars honking at me to though so we are catching on its just the sleepers and idiots you have to worry about. but I sure felt good doing something rather than just sitting around on this board.
But any way we are getting the word out and most people are at least receptive to what we got to say. But watch out for the Nuts out there.

mytee726, PrisonPlanet 13 Comments [7/14/2008 6:17:43 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 42781

U.S. CONCENTRATION CAMPS - FEMA AND THE REX 84 PROGRAM

There over 600 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States.

What is the Federal Emergency Management Agency? Simply put, it is the "secret government". This agency has powers and authority that go well beyond any other agency in the nation. What can FEMA do? It can suspend laws. It can move entire populations. It can arrest and detain citizens without a warrant and can hold them without a trial. It can seize property, food supplies, and transportation systems. And it can even suspend the Constitution of the United States.

Luke Edward Lancelot Whitehead, Shut Down FEMA Camps Facebook Group 21 Comments [7/13/2008 10:18:14 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 42695

Why are Orgy people allways trying to persuade evryone to join them, but traditional monogamous are just getin
And why do the government officials or people in high positions predent that they do not know of such things? untill you hear of them doing it!

If this is a new secret society, there are so many ways for youi to join, but untill then, you will not be able to voice your opinion against them! and be heard!

Like the formula 1 boss...

...I have have had many many instances of abuse from them! Thats what hapens when they become a mojority!...

...Here there is a heavy orgy trend! and it does not respect the rights of those who are not willing to become a part of it!

i.Knows, Yahoo answers 20 Comments [7/11/2008 5:46:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 42599

American Beauty?—The Beast, the Serpent, and the Naked Woman

Now let us move a little closer to home, back to the United States of America. Every citizen, it seems, wishes at one time or another to tour our nation's illustrious capital, Washington, D.C., with its rich store of history and tradition. Having been taught practically from birth that ours is a Christian nation, founded on biblical values, what might the visitor discover in his brief tour of this great city on the Potomac River?

Starting first at the Library of Congress, our visitor comes upon a scene that sets his mind a'roaring. His eyes behold the great Fountain. What is that he sees? Could it be? Yes, it is—a hideous, green, horned beast rising from the waters of chaos. The beast is surrounded by demonic dolphins and other sea creatures. A vicious sea-spitting serpent is his companion. To his right there is a wild and tempestuous naked woman in stone, a sea nymphet astride a horse, a horse driven stark, raving mad.

Who, or what, wonders our visitor, does this beast and his companions represent? What is this monstrosity doing poised at the entrance to one of America's most magnificent buildings, the Library of Congress, said to house the "collective wisdom" of the people of the United States, acknowledged widely as the world's only remaining superpower?

Texe Marrs, Power of Prophecy 18 Comments [7/10/2008 6:32:35 AM]
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