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Quote# 66924

This country was founded by men and women who left England so that they could have the freedom to practice CHRISTIANITY apart from the Church of England. It was NOT founded so that everyone could have the freedom to worship the "god" they choose.

Tara Anderson, One Million Moms on Facebook 97 Comments [10/29/2009 12:57:02 PM]
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Quote# 66918


There is a long and inglorious association between sodomy and black magic, from the medieval Buggers to the Ordo Templi Orientis' XI°.

Sodomy, as the figurative deposition of human seed in anal filth, is anti-God and anti-life. Physical acts are not morally neutral.

Piltdown Man, Pharyngula 94 Comments [10/29/2009 12:56:15 PM]
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Quote# 66915

The modern dance holds many dangers for the Christian both young and old. I once knew a Christian couple who would go to clubs with the intent of "picking each other up" at these different establishments. I suppose that they got some measure of enjoyment and a certain thrill out of doing this. However, it was not very long before one of them was engaged in an adulterous situation and the church was moved to withdraw fellowship from this person. Their marriage ended in divorce and their children separated from mother and father. Oh how that couple wishes that they had never gone to such places and participated in such reckless abandon with their Christianity. Let us resolve not to make the same mistake in our lives and avoid the modern dance.

Kevin Cauley, Berryville church of Christ 56 Comments [10/29/2009 12:55:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Alex Nguyen
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Quote# 66912

Derry City Council's Hallowe'en carnival encourages Satanism and has brought a curse on the city, according to a Methodist minister.

Rev Jonathan Campbell, from Newbuildings Independent Methodist Church, has launched an online petition to stop this year's event.

He said Hallowe'en celebrations "make evil look innocent", and has appealed for families to boycott the festival.

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Rev Campbell said his church was opposed to Hallowe'en because it was "one of the two major days for Satanists", and "God's word clearly condemns and warns people about celebrating or glorifying Hallowe'en or the occult".

"One of the main reasons we as a church are opposed to the carnival is that children are being disturbed.

"People are being deceived - they look on it as harmless fun, but it isn't.

"We are doing this because we care for the people of Londonderry and this is harming parents, children, families in Londonderry," he said.

Rev Jonathan Campbell, BBC News 83 Comments [10/27/2009 6:44:31 PM]
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Quote# 66908

...•A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around. Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

Paden Reilly, Let the children come to jesus 117 Comments [10/27/2009 6:42:12 PM]
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Quote# 66901

There comes a point when blood must be spilled - and that is where patriots stand, are counted one and all and take the last measure of what The Constitution warns. That We The People are a just, moral and Christian people well prepaired for that which is to come.

As in all matters, Christian morality trumps heathen idol worship seven days a week!

Obama - you can't win. We the People are all together stronger then all your Czars and demon worshipers bathed in the blood of abortion combined!

Sarah Palin shall SMITE you, and all your demons of the underworld combined!

BarkleUSA, Free Conservatives 100 Comments [10/27/2009 6:26:56 PM]
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Quote# 66900

Rich you are braindead!!
The way we believe has been around forever and your side is angry cause we will not roll over for you and shut up!

Your side brought "the fight" to us with these garbage lawsuits demanding a "right" to marry!There is no such thing as a "right to marry" just like there is not a "right to drive".If you have to get a license for something then it is not a right!You have to earn that right and that is why a 14 year old cannot drive.
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What you call radical is amusing!We are traditionalists and I used to hang around guys who 90% were NOT Christians and they were repulsed by homosexuality!

In closing, people have a right to privacy and to co-habit with who they want to.

Rick Ryan, AFA on Facebook 45 Comments [10/27/2009 6:24:40 PM]
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Quote# 66899

The Southern preachers who defended slavery misused the Bible. They themselves were slaves to the culture in the sense that they could not see or did not want to see the problems with slavery.

The Bible does not teach explicitly against slavery because the Bible is not about overthrowing social structures that are evil. It's about redeeming people to new life. Many preachers did advocate abolition of slavery and used the Bible for that, too. I think that one can find principles against slavery in the Bible. The main teaching in the Bible was for masters to be good and kind to the slaves and the slaves to obey masters. Slavery then was a different form from the South - and many were willing "slaves" in order to pay off debt.

Marcia, Baptist Board 51 Comments [10/27/2009 6:24:08 PM]
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Quote# 66897

My favorite woman pastor is the woman who has the moral integrity to admit that what she's doing is Unbiblical, repents, and steps down from the pastorate.

JohnDeerFan, Baptist Board 48 Comments [10/27/2009 6:23:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66895

(in response to someone wondering where the supposed water on the moon came from)

You probably? won't believe me, it's from the flood of Noah, when the fountains of the deep broke open, a bunch of the water that shot up into the atmosphere froze and make ice meteors, that's also why some of the world is covered in ice.

micah1116 , Youtube 50 Comments [10/27/2009 6:22:33 PM]
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Quote# 66887

No baby murder, no exceptions.

Tell me, if a kidnapper took your wife, called you on the phone, and proceeded to tell you that in order to save your wife, you will have to kill your five year old daughter, would you do it? Of course not! Taking the life of the baby, then, to save the mother, is morally reprehensible.

Another thing: doctors tell us that in almost every case, with the exception of the very earliest in utero murders, the abortion is more traumatic and dangerous than carrying the baby to term.

Tell me, do we not trust God? Can we not leave the choice of who lives and who dies in His knowing hands? It is WRONG to take human life! How DARE a so called Christian support such a thing!

Havensdad, Baptist Board 53 Comments [10/27/2009 6:21:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66886

[re: Should abortion be available in certain circumstances - eg. the 9 year old Brazilian girl who was raped by her stepfather and became pregnant?]

Thou shalt not kill.

It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill, unless you are young."

It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill, unless you are raped."

It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill, unless it would be an inconvenience."

Thou shalt not kill. (period)

matt wade, Baptist Board 91 Comments [10/27/2009 6:21:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66884

Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are
perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contempory Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll , John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, etc.

We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Wycliffe, Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR.

We will be serving Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides.

Marc Grizzard , Amazing Grace Baptist Church 141 Comments [10/27/2009 3:25:39 PM]
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Quote# 66883

It has been scientifically proven that is impossible to evolve from posable thumbs (monkeys) to imposable thumbs (humans)

Rachael Taylor, Facebook 71 Comments [10/27/2009 3:25:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Lana
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Quote# 66882

[re: President Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize]

There's another way of looking at it.

They didn't like George W. Bush and his conservative views.

So they gave the Nobel Prize to the man he beat in 2000.

They still don't like George W. Bush and conservatives.

So they give it to George W. Bush's replacement after less than 8 months in office.

Norwegian liberals are no friends of Christians.

farouk, Grace Centered Christian Forums 43 Comments [10/27/2009 3:25:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66877

[You say I like to read Richard Dawkins books. I said I read one. I plan to read another. Correspondingly, I read the Bible every singly morning. Just because you are not capable of reading Dawkins without having an existential crisis doesn't mean the rest of us aren't. I plan to be a pastor. That will probably involve some form of apologetics. Accordingly, I need to know what other people believe for the sake of conversation.]

C. look I can read anything the reprobate Dawkins puts out, if I wished to do so. The Bible tells me how to deal with unbelievers, dawkins is the devils best friend. many, many, many, young, middle and old, have their faith destroyed by this devil. Is it Hutchins also that is an atheist, destroying many's faith? If you believe Jesus is Lord, My sincere apologies, but, I want to know do you believe the Bible is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Jesus ask "Simon son of Jonas who do you say that I am?" Who do say Jesus is? The Holy Spirit did reveal Dawkins and you to me. Somehow your faith has been derailed, very badly. Do you go to a liberal college? Liberal Professors? You are only twenty, and messing up you faith is a serious thing. Did you know Jesus Loves you, saved, or unsaved? You need the voice of truth. I know the word, and I know the Holy Spirit speaks to me also. You really, really, need to find the real Jesus. Honey, Dawkins does not know any Jesus, so do not look to evil for truth, I know how to talk to you about truth, without someone like Dawkins. BTW, The Holy Spirit did reveal Dawkins to me, why do you think he did? Maybe, just maybe, Christ wants you to do a U-Turn. Think about it.

lightshineon, Grace Centered Christian Forums 51 Comments [10/27/2009 3:23:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66875

[regarding LDS Apostle Dallin Oaks' recent remarks on anti-Mormon backlash after Prop 8]

[H]e is referring to the campaign targeting known and presumed Prop 8 supporters. This campaign sought to punish such supporters.

The purpose of punishment is behaviour modification.

And what is the behaviour that the "gay" jihad seeks to modify? Is it meaningfully comparable to burning people at the stake?

No, it is not. The behaviour in question consists in (1) advocating in the public square, and (2) voting for a legislative measure the punishers disapprove of.

That is it, and that is all of it.

You understand, it's not that they object to anyone being a Mormon; it's just that they don't want us being Mormons in public. When it comes to questions of public policy, we are supposed to be good little dhimmis and keep our beliefs out of the ballot box.

Pahoran, KSTU 22 Comments [10/27/2009 3:23:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Maritova
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Quote# 66870

My remarks werent sarcastic they were truthful.Those costumes are what the shops here are full of. Yes I celebrate The birth of Jesus on Christmas day, and the resurrection of Jesus on Easter day. I am sure that you are now going to come back and tell me that they are the same as halloween, but Christmas and easter dont involve the evil things as hallowen does.Halloween is a special day for Satanists, devil worshippers and witches. People who used to be involved in these things and have become Christians will tell you this. The Bible warns us against such things, so why open the door for evil?

chosenone, Grace Centered Christian Forums 35 Comments [10/27/2009 3:22:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 66864

Autism is in fact the allowing of a "Deaf and Dumb" spirit to reside within us because of neglect on our parts of God's instruction, or our ancestors neglect in the care of their temples.
For more on this read about the success King Asa had with his diseased feet and his physicians.
There are also other demons that work in tandem with "Deaf and Dumb" to make Autism a much more complex situation like the demon "Torment" ,and what torment does is raise the stakes by causing loss of ability to concentrate, or focus as well as many other things. Deaf and Dumb brings loss in the areas of speech, hearing and learning capabilities. It could also bring hieghtened sensitivity to those suffering from it,but we believe there is also a demonic issue tied to that as well. We are not aware of any demon particularly that causes hieghtened sensitivity it may just be torment that causes it as well.
Now my nephew's two year old son was delivered from Autism after a three day water fast and revelation I believe came from God about which spirits were involved. We asked his mother and father to renounce ever offering their young son to the world for any invasive procedure which was a tradition of man, and we asked them to renounce ever offering themselves to the world for any invasive procedure.
We had them go through all the renunciations I had available, and then we anointed the young boy in the living room while his mother and father held him we stood in a circle and prayed against torment and deaf and dumb and asked God to break those spirits off of him now in the name of Jesus Christ ,and I insisted that God's wrath would come upon any who seek to stay after they had been fully judged for what they had done throughout the centuries, and the spirits did leave. The next day my nephew called me to say his son had improved greatly responding to things he had never responded to before in his life including acknowledging his parents with eye contact and focus. He is now healing from what these spirits have taken away from his first three years of life.

DoorTwelve, Ministering Deliverance 65 Comments [10/27/2009 3:22:13 PM]
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Quote# 66863

I think you put too much stock in the authority of a professional guild. Professional-practitioner associations are not scientific associations but are professional guilds that are not only amenable to political influence, but express political opinions, thinly veiled as science, and act as political organizations. A professional guild requires consensus, particularly on issues that could have an effect on their funding, research, or practice. Western science is becoming thin on objectivity and very intolerant of dissent.

Removing homosexuality from the diagnostic manual was entirely due to homosexual activism - not science. The vote was neither unanimous nor comprehensive and the only “science” presented was a frankly biased study from 1957!

As for the ability to alter one's sexual orientation: Without any intervention whatsoever, three out of four boys who think they're gay at age l6 aren't by 25. This, according to data from the comprehensive study of sexuality by the National Health and Social Life Survey completed in 1994.

It seems to me that “reparative therapy” for homosexuals is akin to changing anyone’s individual and highly eclectic masturbatory fantasies. The high rate of recidivism for pedophiles tells us that therapy and aversive punishments rarely work for people who are driven to seek sexual relief through behaviors that are illegal, immoral, and even dangerous.

Sexual behaviors may be somewhat controllable, but our sexual imaginations are not.

More important than reparative therapy would be prevention. I think every parent would rather work on preventing homosexual orientation than have to deal with it after it is manifest.

We are abandoning parents and children by allowing the promoters of alienated sex of all kinds to control the media, research, and public discussion.

Spinazi, Salt Lake Tribune 20 Comments [10/27/2009 3:22:02 PM]
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Quote# 66855

It's time to vote for 2010!

We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we americans are suffering to pay our rents!

They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems while we americans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!

Now, all I see is gays protesting, breaking windows, shouting they wnat special righs to rape others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!

This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!

This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!

Those 18,000 who got married will not be "valid" in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!

Linda, Topix 62 Comments [10/27/2009 3:21:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Ajax
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Quote# 66852

God is very creative. Just look at the cherubim: 4 faces, 4 wings, cow legs and flying at 90 degree angles? WEIRD!!

And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [10/27/2009 3:20:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 66850

I am looking forward to the first discrimination suit where a hetero gets sued for declining a gay's advances.

portscanner, Fark 39 Comments [10/27/2009 3:19:49 PM]
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Quote# 66849

When this bill of stupidity passes, freedom of speech will be dead in this country and the Constitution worthless. This has nothing whatsoever to do with "hate" because there are already laws on the books to deal with murder and harrassment. This bill is solely to force American citizens to accept homosexuality as "normal", quiet the Church in this country from preaching the truth that homosexuality is SIN, and imprisoning those who refuse to comply! Mark my words, at some point our fascist-turned government will be releasing murderers and rapists from the prisons to make room for Christian believers who refuse to accept homosexuality as anything other than an abomination to God. These evil men and women passing these laws have no idea what they're unleashing on this country because they are forcing God to remove His hand of protection. You can only curse God and sin in front of His face so long before there are going to be serious consequences for your actions.

SummerSailing81, RR 32 Comments [10/27/2009 3:19:42 PM]
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Quote# 66837

For ten years, two women lived together in a lesbian relationship, during which one of them -- Barbara Maniaci -- solely adopted two children. But in 2006, Maniaci left her roommate and the homosexual lifestyle, and later married a man. Following the break-up, the former roommate sued for -- and now has won -- parental rights.

Austin Nimocks, senior legal counsel with the Alliance Defense Fund, tells OneNewsNow that Montana's highest court decided to uphold the demands of a legal stranger.

"What the Montana Supreme Court did was give a third party -- the parent's former roommate and girlfriend -- parental rights...," says the attorney. "And it runs contrary to clear precedent dating back several years in Montana and the United States Supreme Court. [It's] a very, very disturbing decision."

He says that historically courts have upheld the rights of "fit natural" parents. "When we undermine the rights of fit natural parents, it causes harm to families and children," argues Nimocks. "Giving strangers and third parties access to kids is not in the best interest of children or families."

Austin Nimocks, OneNewsNow 28 Comments [10/27/2009 3:13:47 PM]
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