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Quote# 66904

Considering that as we find out the underpinnings of global warming are based mostly on tree rings of a single tree in the Yamal region of Russia, information that would have rendered AGW [anthropogenic global warming] dead in the cradle as a political issue if only Nature would have followed it's own standards on availability of data, the author of this entry has some nerve talking about credibility, or lack there of.

James Mayeau , blogs.nature.com 13 Comments [10/27/2009 6:27:22 PM]
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Quote# 66896

Ungodly scientists are luciferians subconsciously. Reality is that we are being enslaved into a scientific dictatorship based on the order out of chaos and survival of the fittest deceptions. True science coming from people like Tesla is in the hands of the wrong people, who have an agenda, and are controlling the people by telling them what to think, and not how to think. You seem to have bought a? lie, leaving you spiritually blind. Exactly where they want you.

Ramohog, YouTube 21 Comments [10/27/2009 6:22:51 PM]
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Submitted By: RebelliousScot
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Quote# 66885

Adolescence was for me as everyone an awkward age. Not quite grown up but flying towards it. The fear remained but I could no longer run to adults for comfort and protection. I was developing feelings about my sexuality but most of the time I was still a child. To the grays I was of reproductive age and of use to them.

Teen years are always turbulent and mine were as well, but the added hidden dimension was ever present. Odd occurrences were the norm for me. I worked hard at school, but nights were unpredictable. I tried in my own way to create a sense of safety. In my teen years I found that alcohol often quickly obliterated my fear. This would prove to be a destructive pattern for my later years. It was during these years of change that I began feel that I was leading a double life-being a young teen by day, and a reproductive age female when I was abducted.

As I got older I began to rely on alcohol at night to ease the fear I always felt after dark. In my teen years I was not abducted as frequently as in adulthood but still enough to maintain that gnawing fear of being taken.

Laura, International Center for Abduction Research 17 Comments [10/27/2009 6:20:47 PM]
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Quote# 66827

Socialists back Obama because they can't tell the difference between Christianity and Islam. Obama travelled to Pakistan in 1981 (when it was illegal to do so) to meet with Wahid Hamid, now VP at PepsiCo. They channeled millions of illegal funds into the USA. Problem is that Muslims will get rid of the socialists (as they did in Iran) when they get into power. Lenin called for an alliance between Communists and Islam back in 1924, and the Bible? reveals why Satan backs the Antichrist.

AcePilot101, You Tube 11 Comments [10/27/2009 3:09:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 66757

I can however possibly see the world governments jumping on the whole 2012 issue and using it for thier own agenda of gaining more control of the populace. Especially here in the U.S. While everyone panics thinking the sky's gonna fall or the grounds going to swallow them or the whole worlds just gonna go KABOOM!!!! the government will probably just take away freedom after freedom after freedom all in the name of the preservation of life on Earth. "WE MUST FIRST SAVE YOU BEFORE WE CAN SAVE THE PLANET AND BY ESTABLISHING PEACE AND SECURITY THROUGH OUR CONTROL WE ARE SHOWING MOTHER EARTH THAT WE CAN DISCONTINUE OUR WARS AND OUR DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET AND THE PLANET WILL BEGIN TO HEAL ITSELF. WE WILL BE SAVING THE EARTH BY SAVING OURSELVES!


6stringedsignseeker, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/27/2009 2:55:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 66502

(On Jack Van Impe. Yes, THAT Jack Van Impe.)

It looks like "THEY" (ILLUMINATI, BILDERBERG)

"PAT ROBERTSONED HIM"

WHEN PAT STARTING TO EXPOSE, WITH HIS EARLY 90'S BOOK, "THE NEW WORLD ORDER" AFTER THEN PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH TALKED ABOUT "A NEW WORLD ORDER" AND " THOUSAND POINTS OF LIGHT" SPEECH MADE TO CONGRESS

"THEY" STARTED MESSING WITH HIS MONEY...BIG TIME...THEN HE "REALIZED" THE "ERROR" OF HIS WAYS AND BEHAVED HIMSELF

Jack has been making alot of New World Order References for the past 2-3 years... I think "THEY" want him to cool it....or else

mcs7, PrisonPlanet 11 Comments [10/27/2009 2:46:03 PM]
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Quote# 66611

Are you blind & retarded? Your freedoms are only an illusion. You are nothing more than a tax-slave to the privately-held central banking cartel (aka the privately owned Federal Reserve), you serve no other purpose than enslavement to the banks through indentured servitude. Have you know idea of the unfolding agenda? Of eugenics, false-flag terror, executive orders, perpetual warfare, RFID, GMO, Lab 257, G20, WHO, WTC, KBR, Bail-Outs, A-H1N1 patents, BIG PHARMA, CODEX, NAU,? NWO?

FREEDOM MY ASS.

HardlineAtheist, youtube 25 Comments [10/26/2009 10:00:34 AM]
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Quote# 66782



Pilikia, PrisonPlanet 17 Comments [10/26/2009 3:33:35 AM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 66633

Yeah, trust Wikipedia to give you the Lib slant, the whole Lib slant, and only the Lib slant. Mark Levin is now on a crusade to shine the light of day on these cockroaches (check out the 3rd hour, especially, of his show on Monday, Oct. 5th, for a good primer on how Wicked-pedia (his phrase) operates to slime anyone to the right of Fidel Castro/Robert Mugabe/Hugo Chavez).

jc14, Moonbattery 12 Comments [10/25/2009 9:15:07 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 66731

I had this info only on my computer, and then had to reformat when I got a new, bad, virus. So I have to find it. But it was about how to 'disarm' the chips implanted in dental work, umbilical cords, injuries, etc. with powerful magnets. You just place the magnet over the location, and tape it over, for a few days. The powerful magnet destroys it. Also, concerning cell phones; they can tune in to your phone and hear your conversations in the room it is in, while the phone is turned off. I do not know if the backup battery kicks in or not, but to avoid the EMF, I always remove the battery when I am not calling somewhere. Because it IS broadcasting if left in. Incidentally, since reformatting, I am getting malicious pop up spam, telling me my computer will lay an egg if I don't pay money for their software. I've loaded several shields, but nothing seems to work. Any ideas?

Gregarious, Above Top Secret 22 Comments [10/24/2009 12:57:51 AM]
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Quote# 66656

The recently reported giant, miles long blob floating off the Alaskan coast is something that has never been seen before. The thing looks vaguely Morgellonish to me. Morgellons organisms have been videoed slowly moving to hook up with each other, seems they have a great attraction to one another.

Chemtrails have been sprayed for over 10 years now. Morgellons is almost certainly being spread in the chemtrails. With all those trillions and gadzillions of Morgellons parasites from the chemtrails landing in the ocean and in the rivers and streams that feed into the ocean, it would be reasonable to suspect that after 10 years the Ocean is highly contaminated with Morgellons organisms.

Maybe that giant blob is the result of untold trillions and trillions of Morg organisms quietly hooking up with each other for the last ten years. Who knows how big that blobster could get as it floats along consuming everything in it's path and joining with whatever new Morgs parasites it runs into.

Either that or it might be gray goo caused by out of control self-replicating nano-bots.

xterrester, Aerosol Operations Message Board 21 Comments [10/24/2009 12:18:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas
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Quote# 66556

along the same vein, with tickets that are death sentences, i've always had a hunch that tickets on the "plane" that hit the pentagon were offered for sale to the worlds elite as get out of jail free cards, so to speak. i knew a man who was "on" that plane, we recieved a funeral invitation from his family. yes, he was a billionare.

iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O., Above Top Secret 15 Comments [10/23/2009 11:29:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Trike
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Quote# 66482

If you read the Bible with an open mind , it appears that Jesus is the son of a human (Mary) and "God"/"Holy spirit", i.e. a hybrid. This means that this "God" must be genetically similar enough to humans to breed with us which makes the Nordics the most likely suspect. The aliens of the Bible look so much like humans that humans can't tell the difference (the angels/aliens who visit Lot are assumed to be "men").

Slightly off-topic: While I was looking through Matthew I discovered that Matthew starts with showing how Joseph is a descendent of some pretty important people in the Old Testament. Why does that matter seeing that Joseph is not Jesus biological father? Joseph is a descendent of king David, not Jesus. They also state that Joseph "knew her not" until Jesus was born. How would anyone know that? Interesting.

The passage I was looking for is:
Mat1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

No detail as to how they came to that conclusion. I derive from there that she was either impregnated by an alien directly or they used artificial insemination.

There is also:
Luke1:27 To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary.
Luke1:28 And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.

Lannock, If Jesus was an alien, what species? 22 Comments [10/18/2009 3:44:36 PM]
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Quote# 66491

Obama has not denounced and abolished the illegal, unconstitutional spying and surveillance which can inflict torture and surely cancer, heart disease and stroke, too, depending on the number of times and intensity a target victim-citizen is irradiated. So those of you who have been suffering microwave attacks under Bush 41, Bill Clinton, or Bush 43 regimes, be prepared for NO RELIEF.

informcons, Aerosol Operation Crimes & Cover Up Documented 20 Comments [10/17/2009 7:14:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas
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Quote# 66557


Ok, I'm not sure really what to make of this, but given the recent events and the whole apocalypse thing people are talking about, (I'm not religious, btw, but a little intrigued now) and people even saying Obama is the Antichrist, I found this tonight, and it sent chills down my spine.

About CPS Chicago Public Schools serves approximately 407,000 students in 666 schools. It is the nation’s third-largest school district.



This is an excerpt from Chicago Public Schools webpage. link below

Chicago Public Schools

Interesting number, don't you think? Why not 665 or 667, or any other number? and this is an EXACT number of schools in the Chicago district, right from their own .edu website.


I don't know. What I do know, is that there are a lot of speculations about the Illuminati, Free masons, and their link to Satan, etc... as well as the 2012 theories, and much more that is all over this website. Now don't get me wrong, I personally don't believe that he is the Antichrist, but thought I would share this with you, and get some insight and opinions from my fellow ATSers. (BTW, I am in the middle of some studying on a theory of my own about the Antichrist, and who he is, but I am trying to cross reference some things to try to solidify my "theory" and will hopefully have it up soon, and again, it is only a theory of possibility if in fact the antichrist were real, and more of a talking point/ discussion)

resist2012, Above Top Secret 33 Comments [10/17/2009 5:51:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Trike
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Quote# 66454

[CeeKer's 10 year old son was drafted to play a female role in a school play due to a shortage of female participants.]

CeeKer: Neither had I!!!!

I am wondering if this is some agenda driven thing now.

malamute: It sure sounds like it is. Another gender bending thing they're doing to very young children.

CeeKer, malamute, City-Data 21 Comments [10/16/2009 5:16:58 PM]
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Quote# 66433

Ordained minister and UFO researcher Jim Wilhelmsen discussed his work with alien abductees, whom he counsels from a biblical perspective. He also shared his belief that UFOs are part of end-times deception, and the technology for them was developed by Nazis through occult practices to communicate with fallen angels. Aliens are essentially the same as fallen angels, and come in two types-- demons or disembodied spirits, and those that can appear in physical form, he suggested, adding that these beings have no goodwill toward mankind.

"The Bible taught that there's holes at the poles, that there's an Inner Earth, and two different chambers," Wilhelmsen contended, noting that many abductees describe being held in an inner domain, rather than in outer space. Further, the Nazis reported the discovery of the Hollow Earth near Antarctica in 1938, and many of their scientists and equipment may have been brought there after the war, he said.

Some abductees don't view the aliens as a threat, but they are being flattered and seduced by them in a kind of Stockholm Syndrome, he commented. Wilhelmsen believes that these fallen angels or Nephilim walk among us, and have infiltrated all levels of society. They are steering and leading us into a "one world government" and "one world religion," as part of a global conspiracy, he stated.

Jim Wilhelmsen, Coast to Coast AM 24 Comments [10/10/2009 3:22:10 AM]
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Quote# 66404

[on the H1N1 vaccine]

Massachusetts has passed a bill...S 2028, that will allow the Governor to just say the word and anyone and everyone will receive a forced innoculation whether they want it or not. If they resist, they will be arrested...with no cause and no warrant. If they don't want their children to have it, oh well, the police will come in, again, without a warrant, take the children and innoculate them. Yes, that's right, the police will be the ones to do it!

There are also some theorists out there that believe that the RFID chips are actually within the vaccine.

Jennie, Y! answers 21 Comments [10/8/2009 3:19:18 PM]
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Quote# 66187

I believe that both the H1N1 swine flu and the? vaccine is a bio weapon created in a US bio weapon laboratory .

Billions of dollars in profit and genocide is the name of their game , Eugenics & depopulation .

CBS = Communist Broadcasting System brainwashing Americans on Tell Lie Vision

pinkfloydmoon , YouTube 18 Comments [10/8/2009 2:49:12 PM]
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Quote# 66144

[I alway wondered though, how do they get such clear images from a lens moving 17,000 mph?]

They don't. The Hubble space telescope is a hoax! Just like the moon landing.

All the pictures are photoshop fakes. Not only that, NASA gets them made up on the cheap in China.

Mr Murray, Vanguard News Network 29 Comments [10/8/2009 2:40:21 PM]
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Quote# 66037

Mind control victim of brain/computer interface microchips injected into right arm while incarcerated in Cook county jail in Chicago.
I did not know I had them for 8 years. I always had ringing in the ears and am now being harassed due to whistleblower status. I discovered the website "Mind attack and Directed Energy Weapons" on the internet talking about victims in the Chicago area where I live. I copied it and sent it to some people at the bar and emailed it to a radio station. 2.days later I was attacked. Sleep deprivation, electro shock and muscle spasms all at once. I went to the hospital and they said I was dillusional and sent me to a local mental hospital for 8 days. There they tortured me the same way and it was the guards from the jail to make sure I did'nt sue so they would keep their jobs. I have seen the tiny chips in my arm through xray. They are the size of the tips of ball point pens and I do believe the 2 microchips to be the work of Dr. Phillip Kennedy and Dr. Roy Bakay. All I want to do is find an honest brain surgeon to remove or bypass electronically these chips. Since it is the medical field paying off jail guards to do the experiments I do not know who to go to for help in this subject. If you know of any surgeons who would help please contact Mike Filas email filasm@aol.com or thank you

Mike Filas, Mind Control Forums 23 Comments [10/8/2009 2:27:30 PM]
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Quote# 66021

Who originally settled in Golden Atlantis?
In approximately 20,000BC a clarion call resounded throughout the Universes for volunteers to take part in the final experiment of Atlantis. Millions responded but only 64,000 were chosen at first.

For the glorious period of fifteen hundred years the people vibrated at the fifth dimensional frequency, their energy so pure that their chakras literally glowed with joy and vitality. They lived in co-operation, sharing and harmony, dedicating all to the highest good.

They managed to maintain this high frequency, which was beyond duality, the only time and place on Earth where there has been true oneness. And they developed awesome spiritual technology, which enhanced all their lives and the planet.



Diana Cooper, Diana Cooper 35 Comments [10/8/2009 2:26:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Frogflayer
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Quote# 65952

What is our purpose and why form a militia in Idaho?

1. To protect Idaho's sovereignty. The only army that can claim to exclusively represent the people of Idaho are the Militia. All other armed contingents work for the government which in theory represents the people. But we all know theory falls well short of reality. We exist to forcefully repel any world government that does not abide by the constitutions of Idaho or the United States. Idaho will maintain its sovereignty as long as its people will to do so.

2. To resist tyranny. It is our fervent hope that our government will never again turn against the people like it did at Ruby Ridge. The Militia, like the People of Idaho, will endeavor to cooperate with our government as much as possible. But if any agency of government ever again engages the People of Idaho with murderous aggression, the Militia will respond with force in kind. The Militia will not be swift to violence, but if anyone is unwilling, when liberty is jeopardized by unlawful government, to offer resistence in defense of Idahoans then they should not consider joining our ranks. The Militia does not bear the sword in vain.

3. To aid in secession. If the People of Idaho (we hope) someday see the wisdom of segregation from the United States, the Militia will be on the front lines as the chief instrument for effecting secession and defending Idaho against federal attempts to re-establish dominion. We believe that Idaho is distinct from the rest of the United States and wants nothing to do with the NWO. The Militia exists to give the People of Idaho the ability to consider secession, whereas if no organized resistance force existed, the People would despair of such a possibility. Those who serve in the Militia serve under the flag of Idaho above all other allegiences.

"Captain" James Ambrose, Idaho Militia 24 Comments [10/8/2009 2:25:38 PM]
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Quote# 66066

CO2 is a life giving gas, not a poison. we'd all die without it. Also CO2 levels were 10 times higher in the past than today, Anything backed by Al Gore, the Rockerfellas, and the Rothschilds is a scam.

Alex Jones is right, Beware the vaccines, BBC News | Have Your Say 25 Comments [10/7/2009 4:04:41 PM]
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Quote# 66043

Foreign troops in South America and Mexico today is possible, especially as we get closer to the invasion date when many foreign troops from the south may invade us. I know China controls one or two sea ports in Mexico and one in San Diego that could be used to unload soldiers. Arabs have bought several sea ports on the east coast and one maybe in the south. Foreign soldiers may also come across the Canadian border. Foreign troops have been on U.S. soil for some time now with equipment, vehicles and tanks training here for the inevitable fall and take over of our country. Jer 51:14 prophesies of many soldiers overwhelming our nation after its fall.

Kotel, Christian Forums 16 Comments [10/7/2009 4:03:09 PM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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