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Quote# 59936

[Chemtrails]

I heard they are spraying mind-dumbing agents from the skies in many parts of the midwest in order to quench the tide of rebellion in the conservative states of the people who still have values and ethics so that they too can become de-sensitized, liberalized, immoral fruitcakes like the rest of the masses living on the coastal populated areas....

savedbygrace, Fulfilled Prophecy 10 Comments [2/28/2009 2:46:36 PM]
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Quote# 59894

Key Facts concerning the Destruction of Israel explained worldwide COMPLETELY FIRST and so far (September 2006) only by Matt Marriott, the Illuminati End Times Prophet:

1. The illuminati agenda "Destruction of Israel", now a top priority, code name "Glory of the Olive". Note: that is ALSO the illuminati code for completing the destruction of the catholic church.

2. Iranian leaders are illuminati agents, not true muslims.

3. Israeli leaders are illuminati agents. This means (see fact #1) that their goal is the destruction of Israel.

The same prophet who decoded the illuminati code for the "Panzer Kardinal" Natzinger, the day before they "elected" him. The first and so far only one to expose the FULL script of 9/11.

Matt Mariott, Glory Of the Olive, the illuminati code for the destruction of Israel and Catholic Church 20 Comments [2/27/2009 7:23:05 AM]
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Submitted By: LightHorseman
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Quote# 59783

We have a duty, as Americans, to stop the teachings of any culture and goverment type but our own. A startling fact has been revealed to me. Did you know that iin preschool and other public education facilites, the Communism Chant of "Sharing is Caring" is being taught to our children. "Sharing is Caring" is the principals of communism and socialism and should be an outlawed phrase in order not currupt our children's minds. Children should instead be taught that taking from other people is caring, since that is the only way they can survive in a competitive work enviroment, and uphold the great American ordeal that is free enterprise. Also, any children's educationtional programs that our caught chanting similar messages should be banned immedietly, and all involved in it's production should be sent to Gitmo for treason. Thank You.

Brandon Go, Facebook 30 Comments [2/26/2009 5:46:21 PM]
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Submitted By: SilverCyanide
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Quote# 59711

"Atheism" and Islam are simply tools that the Freemasons are using to fight against the Jesuits and the Roman Catholic church.

Most, if not all, atheists don't know what they're talking about, so you should just ignore them.

vcwxvwligen, AboveTopSecret 21 Comments [2/26/2009 4:45:43 AM]
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Quote# 59710

The Illuminati Are Obsessed With Sex.

Pagan sexual symbols abound in Illuminati art, architecture and monuments, a repulsive situation in a country like America, long presumed to be a "Christian Nation." The elite delight in their ability to deceive the masses, who foolishly discount the multitude of graphic evidences that surround them. Sex is, of course, a primal urge basic to all humans, and Satan pulls out all stops to use this psychological instinct in drawing in and seducing gullible initiates of the various secret societies.

Succumbing to the Devil's Cheap Thrills

Fortunately, the Apostle Paul, in the New Testament, declared that alert Christians "are not ignorant of the devices of the devil" (II Corinthians 2:11). In the end, we can conclude that the Illuminati, smugly thinking themselves to be wise, cosmopolitan and superior to the rest of us, are only deceiving themselves. Instead of the pure and undefiled religion of Jesus Christ, the elite dupes have settled for a lesser bowl of rough porridge. Consumed and titillated by visions of sexual hedonism, they have succumbed to the Devil's cheap thrills. In so doing, they have chosen squalid, fleshly depravity and have voluntarily forsaken the eternal gifts and exceptional joy and happiness tendered to men through Jesus, and made available by His grace and love. I truly and sincerely pity the Illuminati. What a waste of human dignity. What a waste of human life.

Texe Marrs, Power of Prophesy 15 Comments [2/25/2009 5:45:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 59619

They are watching us through our digital converter boxes! Oh noes!

I could not believe my eyes.

I have a friend who is kind of a conspiracy theorist. He was trying to convince me that the many of the digital TV convert boxes that our coming out have microphones and cameras built into them. Knowing a bit about electronics I bought one of these devices opened it up fully intending on proving him wrong. To my surprise was right. This device has both a miniature camera lens and what looks like a microphone. I was so shocked I took pictures and video Please send this out to every one you know who is using one of these devices.

Hear are the details on the device I bought.
Its the MAGNAVOX TB110MW9 Digital to Analog Converter

mechanismstudios, You Tube 20 Comments [2/24/2009 7:01:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Chancellor Gorkon
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Quote# 59569

Usurper Obama is a disciple of Saul Alinsky. Usurpress Clinton also is.
The Chicago gang of usurptation and corruption is methodically and deliberately destroying our country as Alan Keyes points out.
Check out what Marxist Saul Alinsky taught his punk disciples and you will see what's ahead. Change = radical revolution. Deception and any other dirty means are justified, if it furthers their filthy goals of power and marxism. They are the devil's henchmen and pawns. They want chaos, so that they can gain more control, as they try to 'solve' the problems by making things worse so that we need them more.
Welcome to the new world order. A better term might be 'new world chaos'.

Clouds, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [2/24/2009 8:52:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Testtubebaby
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Quote# 59384

They believe [common descent] because it fits with their attempt to over throw this Government. The Atheist Movement is connected to the Fascist hiding behind the so called Animal Rights movement which has been connect to the Alkaid and Muslim Invasion of America . They Hate God and they hate America . It fits . This theory comes from the F.B.I Senate hearings when Animal rights Senator Santoriumn Shouted down the F.B. I Agent when he revealed this little known Fact.
Source(s):
The Holy Bible
Senate Hearings
Testamony before the Senate by the F.B.I.
Peter Singer 's on line Autop Biography

Servant of Jesus Christ, Y! answers 21 Comments [2/22/2009 1:07:13 AM]
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Quote# 59142

( that evil old British Museum is responsible for Communism )



Actually, Europe has been playing this game for a long time, and England has been playing it even longer.

France and Germany and the other EU countries have pretty much been saying that they will allow Islamic terrorists to base in their countries as long as they attack somebody else.

And that was British policy all the way back in the Victorian age, when Communists and anarchists were welcomed to London as long as they used it as a base to bomb other countries.

After the failure of the great revolution of 1848, the chief perpetrators fled to London, where they found shelter.

Karl Marx also fled to London, where he was given the facilities of the Britism Museum library to help him write Das Kapital.

Cicero, http://www.freerepublic.com 19 Comments [2/19/2009 10:38:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Death
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Quote# 59105

(A twist on the "FEMA Concentration camps")
A bit more. The Fema camps are now built and staffed, the 500,000 crematoria/burial vaults that can hold 10 bodies each are stockpiled in place, a combat battalion that was kicking in doors in Iraq is now mobilized and on standby here in a America, a recruitment drive to induce foreign nationals with no allegiance to Americans, but rather just want a piece of you have for themselves, to join up for the purpose of doing the nefarious will of the corrupt and greedy elite that have hijacked the country and it's military. What are you waiting for people? To have the redlist/yellowlist squads kick in your door and execute on the spot!!!???

"Thomas Jefferson", Topix 14 Comments [2/19/2009 10:23:13 PM]
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Quote# 58959

No, we dont think. We know. The laws of physics and common sense say that 9/11 is an inside job. I went to the doctors the other day to have my wrist looked at, and my doctor and I got to talking aboout the control grid( bank nationalization) being set up, and how we are witnessing bible prophecy happen right before our eyes. Rev 13. And he said he subscribes to the fact that 911 is an inside job. Dont be an idiot and think you are so smart and know everything. I dont know everything, but I do know the facts of certain things, and when added up its no 2+2 =4 its 2+2+4341231 X 10-fifth! It doesnt make sense. SO laugh all the way to the grave you nincompoop!

Killing is my Business.....And Business Is Good., Info Wars 17 Comments [2/17/2009 6:48:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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Quote# 59041

I highly doubt the 2010 winter Olympics will even take place. The way gas prices are going a world wide economic collapse will happen sometime in 2009.

After such a economic collapse then Canada and Mexico can join the North American NWO (NAU).

Thats probably the most likely way Canada will become part of the USA.

DaVillen, Above Top Secret 17 Comments [2/17/2009 4:38:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1
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Quote# 58859

Peer review is a form of censorship, which is tyranny over the mind. Censorship does not purify; it corrupts.

Peer review is often assumed to be a purification process. There is no such thing as purifying science. Scientific knowledge must continually evolve. Like all truth, no one can arbitrate it; it must speak for itself through the evidence. There is a lot of junk science and trash that goes through the peer review process.

[Note: Elsewhere he says relativity is a religion.]

Gary Novak, Science is Broken 11 Comments [2/17/2009 5:45:55 AM]
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Quote# 58957

This is the 2nd plane that mysteriously had problems within a month….all in the state of NY. This thing was probably shot down. The newest report said that nothing was wrong with any parts on teh plane. Middle finger is the flag that I raise when Im silenced!

Conspiracy of Silence, Info Wars 19 Comments [2/16/2009 10:50:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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Quote# 58956

[Re: The Buffalo plane crash]

Any actuaries out there want to calculate the odds of a woman being killed in a plane crash who…

#1 Had a husband who was one of 3000 victims of a “terrorist” attack.
#2 Didn’t take the government hush money.
#3 Just visited the “president” in the White House about 911 Truth only one week before.

Also would an actuary like to calculate why it is so SAFE for anyone named Bush, Rockefeller or Rothschild to fly,even though they constantly crisscross the globe decide the fate of us slaves for us? The only time a plane with a Bush on it goes down is when Japanese anti-aircraft hit it, and you still get to survive, be picked up, and later become president.

Apparently worshiping Satan really pays off when it comes to flight safety, at least in this life.

I swear, this has made me the ULTIMATE skeptic. When I read the news, I half-heartily chuckled and said under my breath, well, who did the Illuminati murder this time? Thinking that sometimes accidents really do happen, especially in the north, in winter and involving airplanes.

Bob, Info Wars 18 Comments [2/16/2009 5:04:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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Quote# 58628

President Barry Soetoro recited the Islamic Call to Prayer from memory in perfect Arabic. Then he opened the National Prayer Breakfast quoting several verses from the Quran again from his heart and again in perfect Arabic.

This was a message to the Muslim world in which President Barry Soetoro was telling the Muslim World, "We have WON"

"We have defeated the infidels and I have disarmed them. they are like a lion that has no teeth."

The time has come for every American to arm themselves and to prepare for the battle to come to a neighborhood near you.

Jim Hayden, Topix 17 Comments [2/16/2009 1:06:41 AM]
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Quote# 58729

GOOGLE Wants To Control Your Power!

Yep, you read this right and it's in the stimuls bill. As we already know GOOGLE is in bed with Obama as they were a very large contributor to his campaign. Now they want to regulate your power consumption. Ain't Socialism grand!

cclezel, Liberty News Forum 14 Comments [2/15/2009 11:03:40 PM]
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Quote# 58830

Lately I've noticed several products marketed with an emphasis on the color red--cell phones, Dell computer, the youth brigade jackets, a larger percentage of red in the new Pepsi logo--these are just a few products. I did a search on the Pantone website, the world's authority on color trends for the seasons, and there is NO red listed for spring.

This is no coincidence. Our current administration is implementing a a very subtle means of marketing their socialistic agenda. In a matter of time, we will see red as the primary color choice in our products. Perhaps we will be known as the "red shirts".

Sundial, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [2/15/2009 7:30:10 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 58905

OK, one more time:

1. HIV does NOT cause AIDS.

2. AIDS is NOT a sexually-transmitted disease.

3. There is no pandemic. There is no epidemic. There is no heterosexual epidemic.

4. African AIDS is NOT AIDS. It is not caused by HIV. It is based on malnutrition, common bacterial, viral and fungal infections, and poor sanitation.

5. The HIV test is NOT a test for the presence of live virus (antigen). It is an antibody test showing prior exposure to a harmless retrovirus.

6. The only people who are at risk of acquired immune deficiency are homosexuals (for a variety of disease issues) and IV drug users. Period.

7. AZT is a DNA chain terminator and kills people, it doesn't cure them. Next?

Doc Savage, Free Republic 23 Comments [2/15/2009 2:08:07 PM]
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Quote# 58597

I do not know if a war broke out between Lumeria and Atlantis but I may be able to shine some light on the matter after completing my expeditions to the Lumerian region.

Lumeria I found to be located in the vast regions of the western part of The United States Of America. Yes one location is Mt. Shasta and continues into the depths of the Pacific Ocean off the Calif. coast.

When I was scanning photographs from the Lumerian region and began to see statues, artifacts and reverse negatives burnt into the rocks I was channeled this information.

I was told this particular location of Lumerians was 1.2 million years old and that I should spell lemuria as Lumeria. One of the Lumerian's dilemas I was told at that time period were giant flying birds called pterodactyls that could not only take away a child but an adult. I was told they were a very advanced race and worshiped Ra, the Sun God. I have found The letters Ra engraved in the rocks in several locations of Lumeria to verify what I was channeled.

From the statues and writtings I had discovered in the region all humanoid races on Earth today were present in Lumeria. Some of the statues look like alien beings and hybrids from the human race. The Lumerians stealthed or cloaked many statues to preserve them from the many looters. I believe they used nano crystal technology to accomplish the stealthing effect.

This discovery will go down in history as one of the greatest discoveries of mankind. Many of our answers to questions about the Lumerians I believe will be found on the Earth's Moon and solar system planets. Rik Riley

rikriley, Above Top Secret 14 Comments [2/14/2009 10:16:34 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 58724

Hello. As many of you know, I've had some encounters with Bigfoot. Since last summer I've been very deep in thought as to why Bigfoot is covered up so well. In fact, better in my opinion than the most top secret base in nevada called Area 51. There has to be something bigger to this picture. I know they exist, I'm not even on that question anymore... Now its to find out why they are so widely covered up? First thought comes to mind that they are the direct link that is missing to link us with other primates. That would prove evolution and disprove a lot of the religions, correct?

Would that reason alone be enough to want to cover them up so well? Or is there more to it? What is so bad about another primate species being discovered in the world? Whats the big deal? They constantly find new primate species... so whats the big deal if they are in North America??? Something isnt adding up. Anyone else care to comment? For those that dont believe in Bigfoot.... yet... Just pretend for a second that they do exist, and that they are getting heavily covered up. Please dont post on this thread trying to disprove that bigfoot even exists. Just ideas of why they would be covering up, lets try to figure out the big picture. This summer we will try to capture one and then bring it out to the public in ways it has never been done before.

I've heard the ideas before that they were aliens, the mark of Kane... etc....

Bottom line is they are being covered up for an important reason. If it was just as simple that they were just primates living in North America it would not be covered up.

If anyone wants proof of my encounters, search some of my previous pos

porschedrifter, Above Top Secret 11 Comments [2/14/2009 9:30:33 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 58254

Rosie, what's happening in congress typically happens in socialist states... go read Atlas Shrugged.

miltonista, huffingtonpost 27 Comments [2/12/2009 8:48:54 PM]
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Quote# 58347

I don't want to get into it here, as the numbers of dead in any war are 'cooked' by both 'sides' during and after the conflict to further each of their agendas. Scant records are kept.

But anyone can google around and find that six million dead in the holocaust (burnt offering) is probably a cabbalistic/numerologial number used to fulfill the prophecies. It was mentioned many times before the German genocides ... and I believe in the Talmud.

Jackson Holly, PrisonPlanet 7 Comments [2/12/2009 1:47:29 AM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 58253

Leland, your boogiemen do not exist. I think i have a much better argument in saying that Progressives have brought 'we the people' more grief in the last 80 years. Your flawed ideology puts greedy men into positions of authority over other greedy men... and they do it in the name of altruism. If H-it-ler died in 1938, he'd be remembered as a Progressive, in terms of policy. The N-a-z-i movement has absolutely nothing to do with conservatism... i am getting sick and tired of hearing this. A restrained government, individual liberty and rule of law would never have produced that movement in 30's germany... and you know it! the revisionism is happening completely on the left... trying to cover the atrocities of their ideas gone awry. the internet is the enemy of the left.

miltonista, huffingtonpost 9 Comments [2/12/2009 1:01:06 AM]
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Quote# 58010

I'd like to make a statement:

You better hope there's a God, whether or not you are an atheist, a deist, whatever, because the imminent COLLAPSE of our economy, merging of nations (New World Order) and Civil War within the United States itself is upon us.




If you don't know what I'm talking about, or you think it's another "conspiracy theory" post, go ahead and google it. There is no joke here.





You ever read about the Great Depression? It's coming, and it's going to be the worst in histroy. And faster than you think. It is estimated by avid and expert investors in the Wall Street Journal that the collpase of the economy should hit the U.S. and the world itself by the middle of 2009 at the VERY LATEST. The state of California goes bankrupt at the end of February. What then?

To address those you think the stimulus plan is going to fix anything, do your research. By design, it will collapse our economy. It's the government's goal. Say hello to the NAU (North American Union) and the new NAU currency, the Amero. Google it.





I would really not expect it, but appreciate it if you did some research before responding to this. Get your facts, because I'm only going to ignore troll posts.

I expect nothing but "lol conspiracy theory" at this, but really I laugh at you. I laugh at everyone who nay says at the imminent death of the United States as all of you and I know it. The dollar is worth less than it has been ever, and it's only getting worse. Our 20 TRILLION dollar debt is climbing by the billions every day, faster than you can imagine. I hope when you're trolling this post you step back for a minute and take a look at your world around you, and take it in, because the United States as you know it is coming to it's end at a ridiculous rate. Everything is in place to do so. All the treaties, everything.

Do your research, respond. I want to hear some educated responses and input.

shuttle, worldofwarcraft 25 Comments [2/10/2009 7:38:36 PM]
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